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00:00:09buy lingerie check bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before i lose my
00:00:16virginity at the glorious age of 21 stop thinking about dick i'm not thinking about dick okay i'm
00:00:22just nervous to lose my virginity mr big dick okay oh fuck it's luke my favorite customer did he hear
00:00:36okay don't think about dick especially not luke's dick especially not about luke's probably really
00:00:40big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frapp with non-fat milk right
00:00:47you're perfect thank you right isn't sophie just perfect mike i'm sorry i didn't know you're
00:00:54coming i would have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no i'm here to see
00:00:59my girl
00:01:12my coffee right right sorry
00:01:26oh my god mikey don't laugh you're so mean go help your girlfriend all right all right all right
00:01:33i'm sorry no baby you look great my bad my bad my bad
00:01:45come here don't worry about that i do it all the time
00:01:50let me remake your coffee
00:01:58right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe thanks but uh no thanks
00:02:05oh my god look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that she's such a slut
00:02:10as if someone as hot as him would want her yeah watch this oh mikey where did you find someone
00:02:17as cute as sophie looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee
00:02:24or having sex
00:02:27oh come on oh my god are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus
00:02:37so uh you're a virgin
00:02:43oh be careful mikey i think we have a stage five cleaner right here
00:02:51brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic
00:02:54what i literally don't even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just chlamydia this week
00:03:00gonorrhea last month you should be more careful who you're sleeping with especially while you're
00:03:03on the medication oh my god what it was just chlamydia
00:03:10i will fuck you all sounds like she already did
00:03:32i'm really really sorry i really don't like your boyfriend
00:03:35he doesn't like my boyfriend what does that mean
00:03:41shit my appointment i gotta go sorry
00:03:48all right we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine
00:03:52pelvic exam so go ahead and put this on oh he'll be with you in a moment sweetie
00:03:57a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam this day could not get any more humiliating
00:04:09good morning miss tisdale
00:04:16it's luke luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:04:37don't worry i'm full of the doctor titty gentle as it's your first time
00:04:40right my first time miss tisdale is it yes nice to meet you dr miller
00:04:46nice to meet me pretty sure we've met a couple times already grind me i mean the coffee shop grind
00:04:53me
00:04:55oh no he remembers me so you are here looking for a prescription for birth control
00:05:02yes that asshole yes i cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want
00:05:09to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies right i mean i'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with
00:05:12that guy i will use a condom i'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all he's not good
00:05:20for you
00:05:20dr miller i'm not sure can you grab me a spectrum please yes dr miller i'd also recommend you don't
00:05:27do
00:05:27anything that you're not ready to do i'm ready i think i'm ready mike's my boyfriend and yeah he's
00:05:34kind of an asshole but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me so you know what i'm sorry
00:05:38that i
00:05:39overstepped boundaries there uh let's get started with the breast exam
00:05:46breast exam breast exam if you're uncomfortable i can always get a different doctor no it's i like
00:05:52it it's fine uh it's probably easier if you lay back
00:06:04it's okay
00:06:08it's okay stop thinking about losing your virginity stop it stop my hands cold no they're perfect
00:06:15it stop embarrassing yourself there's no way i'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:06:24there are no abnormalities
00:06:29thank you luke dr miller that wasn't so bad sophie can you put your feet up and serve for me
00:06:41okay yes i've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs but not performing a pap smear
00:06:49so i need you to relax for me all right you're doing good
00:06:56i wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:07:07i'm gonna be inserting a speculum you're gonna swab on your service i need you to relax for me
00:07:18so do you like younger women
00:07:22i mean as your students because you work on campus
00:07:25no my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago or a while ago actually so my great
00:07:33grandfather's honor i donated a few hours of my time at clinic oh duh now he thinks you think he's
00:07:39a creep amazing last thing i'm gonna touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs right
00:07:48relax for me you're doing good his fingers literally inside of me oh my gosh
00:08:00i think i just had an orgasm i think i just had an orgasm did he
00:08:06all right he's so noticed oh my god everything looks good no hard memoralities all right be right back
00:08:23is that a freaking wet spot
00:08:27i can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
00:08:35all right all right so here's your break
00:08:42should i bring it to her to the cafe
00:08:47she's my patient
00:08:54mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight you are so graphic
00:09:02speaking of sperm i assume your appointment went okay you will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:09:11i don't know if you want to talk to him by the doctor who buys coffee from you
00:09:16the luke sophie you're a freak so is he like good with his fingers or
00:09:24shut up everybody
00:09:25shit he's so sexy maybe i should schedule my pap smear
00:09:31don't worry okay tonight's gonna be amazing okay sophie
00:09:36come on let's get you ready for your big night tonight
00:09:39i hope mike's worth it sophie
00:09:49why do i even care
00:09:55yo you ready to fork over a grant tonight is that sophie's boyfriend
00:10:03you're not winning any bet tonight buddy you're dating a nun she's never gonna let you smash i'm
00:10:09calling it dude she's low-key a slut i just can't prove it you will soon
00:10:18you're gonna film her dude you're sick what if she doesn't let you hit
00:10:28a little bit of this and she's gonna go feral
00:10:35yo that 1500 is mine just keep the cameras rolling
00:10:42don't get involved luke you're just your customer and doctor
00:10:48hey you need to pay
00:10:53fuck my eyes what the
00:10:55fuck where's your friend live before i call the cops
00:11:01kaylee avenue apartment 2. i need to get to sophie
00:11:11the lady
00:11:29nervous
00:11:32why do i feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than i did with my freaking gynecologist
00:11:41nervous
00:11:43i'm a little nervous
00:11:44hey don't be you know my cherries i popped
00:11:53wait what
00:11:55i'm sorry i forgot to start my birth control
00:11:57we have to wait i'm sorry mike i can't do this
00:12:03are you kidding me
00:12:05i'm sorry you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month
00:12:08mike why would you say something like that i'm going home
00:12:19the hell you are not until i get something no no
00:12:30stop me stop
00:12:32hey
00:12:40who the fuck invited you
00:12:45dr. miller hey sophie hey hey hey sophie hey hey hey can you hear me did you take something
00:12:58what's up grandpa who the fuck invited you listen up dumbass making her like you is the last good
00:13:06thing that'll ever happen to you i go to an ivy league asshole if you want her you can have
00:13:11her
00:13:11i got plenty of pussy to choose from what what's so funny you don't go to an ivy league school
00:13:16anymore brother says who you ever study in miller hall yeah i'm dr. luke miller my family's the
00:13:23biggest donor to the university since ever that means i got the dean on speed dial
00:13:31you just pissed your future away brother wait wait wait wait wait wait no no and you can let
00:13:37your buddy jake know too no no no please can we talk about this it was just a joke oh
00:13:42you want to talk
00:13:48hey hey come on
00:14:05she's either really wasted or drugged either way it's not good
00:14:15you stole me from my date who gives you the right you asshole
00:14:24i'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation
00:14:28stop talking to me like you're my dad i don't have a daddy fetish
00:14:39how much did you have to drink
00:14:41i can drink however much i want and sleep with whomever i want to sleep with just because
00:14:46you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do dr miller don't call
00:14:50me dr miller tell me this why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let
00:14:55me use it i was at the bar all right and i saw your boyfriend placing a 1500 bet that
00:15:05he could
00:15:06take your virginity and record it
00:15:15wow i'm an idiot
00:15:18no you're not an idiot
00:15:22first i can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where i'm
00:15:27orgasming during the exam and as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough i was
00:15:33going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole i waxed my asshole for that asshole
00:15:41sorry so
00:15:48so if you want my virginity week
00:15:57you can have it
00:16:06someone clearly wants me are you hard right now
00:16:18you're drunk i'm taking you home
00:16:23what are you doing you're drunk i'm taking you home what no i can't go home my roommate's there
00:16:29i told her i was going to be at mike's she's probably having sex because she's
00:16:32fuckable unlike me
00:16:40we're here here where is here
00:16:43my place you can stay here for the night wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone
00:16:49if you're comfortable if you're comfortable i want to i mean i'm cool i'm cool with that
00:16:56but is your girlfriend going to be cool with that smooth sophie
00:17:16you're in dr miller's room the room you fantasized about doing terrible
00:17:26you're in dr miller's room the room you fantasized about doing terrible
00:17:30things in for the past year
00:17:43how do you afford to live here alone it's huge
00:17:47all like tight spaces
00:17:50not all tight spaces is he a tease or do i just need to reach my mind
00:17:56come on let's get you cleaned up you'll feel better afterwards thanks for taking care of me doc
00:18:05i'm sorry i don't think i can unclasp my bra
00:18:09i'm happy
00:18:43you don't have to look away doc you've seen way too much of me already
00:18:50i just don't want to be disrespectful you know i don't want you thinking i lure my patients home all
00:18:57the time wait you mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend and
00:19:05draw them a bath in your two million dollar home dr miller no mrs do
00:19:12then why me i'm nothing special you don't mess up my coffee order
00:19:19you're kind to people
00:19:22you're beautiful
00:19:35who is that
00:19:37ah this is my crazy ex-girlfriend um
00:19:41you have to hide right now all right come on
00:19:48luke are you home
00:19:54luke come out come out stop playing i stole one of your pagers
00:20:02i know you're not on call
00:20:09don't say a word there's no way that thing's fitting inside of me
00:20:12his ex or anyone else
00:20:17are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now what the hell
00:20:22she's a dean's daughter
00:20:24we broke up forever ago but she stalks my patients she gets them kicked out of school
00:20:27then why did you strip down and get into bed
00:20:34what are you doing you didn't answer my calls i'm sleeping why don't i join you
00:20:47i can think of a million things i'd rather do like what baby like the thing that i do with
00:20:52the ice cubes
00:20:53ice cubes what ice cubes like call the cops do you not remember i have a restraining order against you
00:21:00your father begged me to not go through with it come on lukey you know you love screwing me
00:21:11i have someone new in my life
00:21:15someone new who the is she i'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room
00:21:21and if you're still here i'm gonna call the cops then i'm gonna call the dean and i'm gonna let
00:21:26them
00:21:26know that a psychotic daughter stole my pager do you know how dangerous that is no you can't one
00:21:34two fine fine i'm leaving your loss
00:21:50oh my god luke
00:22:05holy shit
00:22:07they smell like booze i sobered up i swear
00:22:12what's with the ice cubes
00:22:14i prefer no ice cubes
00:22:23you won't move on from me lucas
00:22:28you'll come back to me after i take care of that little distraction
00:22:46my virginity
00:22:50yep still intact
00:22:54fuck my life language miss tisdale
00:22:58jesus what the hell are you doing
00:23:02i'm here to tend to your massive hangover whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night
00:23:08what would you have me do don't say it don't say it you could join me
00:23:17you could play it
00:23:17selfie you're 21 years old
00:23:27luke that is three years past legal there are plenty of guys on campus who would want to
00:23:32Fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:23:52I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:23:55But?
00:23:57But a lot of things, Sophie.
00:23:59You're my patient for one.
00:24:00In an on-campus clinic.
00:24:03I'm graduating this year.
00:24:06Second.
00:24:09Your version.
00:24:12Ouch.
00:24:13I'm asking you to change that.
00:24:24You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:24:28But you're asking me to fuck you.
00:24:33I don't make love.
00:24:35I'm not going to call you in the morning afterwards, all right, sweetheart?
00:24:39I'm not that guy.
00:24:45Well, maybe I don't need you to call me, Luke.
00:24:47I'm a big girl.
00:24:48I can handle myself.
00:24:52Unless you're just not interested.
00:24:54I saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:25:02Someone's jealous.
00:25:05Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe to have you make
00:25:09me a cup of coffee.
00:25:24Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform, then you bend over and make me my cup of
00:25:29coffee.
00:25:31You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:25:35So do it.
00:25:37I'm ready, I promise.
00:25:43Ready?
00:25:50What's that?
00:25:51As your doctor, I know you haven't started your birth control.
00:25:59Sorry, Sue.
00:26:02Are you kidding me?
00:26:10Can I, uh, can I get, uh...
00:26:12You're killing me.
00:26:13So the Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy-ass house, you see his dick, and you're still...
00:26:18A virgin?
00:26:19Yeah.
00:26:20I threw every proposition in the book at him, and he just didn't want this.
00:26:28Can you wait?
00:26:29Oh my god.
00:26:30Sophie, no 36-year-old man, I looked as Asia, by the way, is passing up a hot virgin co
00:26:37-ed like you.
00:26:38He respects you, dummy.
00:26:40Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:26:42I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy, all the things I'm not.
00:26:47You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.
00:26:51A Cadillac pussy.
00:26:53And Luke's gonna be back for a test drive.
00:26:55Watch.
00:26:58Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:27:00No.
00:27:01Can you just order?
00:27:16I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern.
00:27:19But a janitor makes a lot more sense.
00:27:24Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:27:29What do you want?
00:27:31I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:27:36I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:27:41Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.
00:27:43He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:27:45Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:27:53Can you believe it?
00:27:55Sophie's evil.
00:27:56First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:27:59A slut.
00:28:01Pregnant with Luke's.
00:28:02Did you really think that a man that accomplished, attractive, and rich would settle for some broke loser barista?
00:28:13Sophie, you idiot.
00:28:14Of course he was never yours.
00:28:19Sophie, you can have him.
00:28:21You didn't have to hurt my baby.
00:28:24I didn't do this, I swear.
00:28:25I would never.
00:28:26What's going on?
00:28:27Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:28:30No, I didn't.
00:28:30I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:28:32Hey, that's the dean's daughter.
00:28:35Sophie?
00:28:37I'm calling the police.
00:28:38No, I would never do this, please.
00:28:40She's just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:28:43We need a medic, too.
00:28:44I'm a doctor.
00:28:50I'm a doctor.
00:29:12Um, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:14I'm fine.
00:29:15I'll just be going.
00:29:19We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:29:22I've never seen him look so angry.
00:29:24Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:29:30Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:33It was for a friend.
00:29:35You liar.
00:29:36Yeah, I saw you drinking from it.
00:29:38Let me go.
00:29:39I don't want to press charges.
00:29:42Just a moment.
00:29:54Oh, my God.
00:29:55You're crazy.
00:29:56You're actually crazy.
00:29:58Luke, please.
00:29:59I can explain.
00:30:01She's not right for you.
00:30:04Breaking into my house.
00:30:05Stealing my pager.
00:30:06That's normal for you, Gina.
00:30:08I get it.
00:30:09But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:30:17Officer, I want her involuntarily committed.
00:30:20She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:30:23I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:30:25Stop, Luke.
00:30:26This isn't you.
00:30:28You are just being taken advantage of.
00:30:31She's nothing.
00:30:32A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:30:35You're better than this, Luke.
00:30:39Officer, take her away.
00:30:43Let's go.
00:30:45You bitch!
00:30:46You don't deserve him.
00:30:48Let's go.
00:30:50I knew she was psycho.
00:30:53You couldn't even hurt Flay, even if someone paid you to.
00:30:56Thanks, Ev.
00:30:57Sophie, I'm sorry.
00:30:58I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:31:01Take the day.
00:31:03Take the day.
00:31:11If someone's waiting for their new test drive, Cadillac pissy.
00:31:24You came just to save me?
00:31:27Of course they did.
00:31:34I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you, so...
00:31:39I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:31:45I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:47Sophie, I...
00:31:47I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:49Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you.
00:31:52I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:31:54I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:31:57I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:32:01What do you mean?
00:32:02I mean, you...
00:32:05reject all of my advances, and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:32:10What do you see in me?
00:32:12Or am I just...
00:32:15entertainment to you?
00:32:16Entertainment?
00:32:17Sophie, if you were just to entertain me, I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:32:22You're just...
00:32:23young.
00:32:28I should leave you the hell alone and let you find somebody more suitable.
00:32:31Just because you're this big, hot-shot doctor at UPN doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what
00:32:36I want.
00:32:43What do you want?
00:32:48You...
00:32:51take me seriously.
00:32:54and get in the car.
00:32:57What?
00:32:57To where?
00:32:59Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:33:02What?
00:33:03Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:33:30I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:33:33We're doing both.
00:33:35My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here for a vacation home.
00:33:40Your vacation home?
00:33:41As in you have multiple?
00:33:44Wow.
00:33:46Mr. Millen, it's good to have you home, sir.
00:33:54And you have a butler at your vacation mansion.
00:33:57Luke, you're not just rich, you're like old money.
00:34:00What the hell?
00:34:02Look, I didn't say it because I don't want to stress out.
00:34:04The truth is, yes.
00:34:06So my family's rich.
00:34:08But we're not here to impress them.
00:34:10We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:34:12And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:34:28Is this the waitress that you brought me, Lucas?
00:34:33Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:40I'm not.
00:34:41Hang on.
00:34:43What even am I to Luke?
00:34:52Mother, this is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:34:56Girlfriend?
00:34:57No way.
00:34:59Wait, focus, Sophie.
00:35:00Manners.
00:35:01Nice to meet you, Miss Miller.
00:35:07Girlfriend?
00:35:09What happened to the pretty woman?
00:35:12Gina?
00:35:13The Dean's daughter?
00:35:15The one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:18Ouch.
00:35:20Mother, again,
00:35:22as I just said, this is my girlfriend.
00:35:24And my date to the gala.
00:35:25If I have to remind you to her importance in my life again,
00:35:28I'm going to make sure this gala does not go smoothly.
00:35:30Unless you want one of your pompous friends
00:35:32to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.
00:35:33Oh, f*** you, ungrateful child.
00:35:40If you'll excuse us, we need to get ready.
00:35:43Oh, before we go,
00:35:44which room do you keep to Vich's Dior and Versace?
00:35:46She needs some options for tonight.
00:35:49Fourth floor, third door on your view.
00:35:53Thank you, Mother.
00:35:55It's good to see you.
00:36:01That was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me.
00:36:12Your brother has lost it.
00:36:14Get down here and handle this new,
00:36:16trashy arm candy.
00:36:26Is your mom always so...
00:36:29Narcissistic psychopath?
00:36:31Yeah.
00:36:33That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:36:36But the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients,
00:36:40so I come back every year.
00:36:42You care a lot about your patients.
00:36:43It's sweet.
00:36:44I do.
00:36:46Plus, the other perk is
00:36:47I get to spend a ton of money on you.
00:36:50What does that mean?
00:37:01Luke, you did not.
00:37:08Which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:10I mean, I want all of them.
00:37:12That's done.
00:37:13I haven't even picked one out.
00:37:15You said you want all of them.
00:37:17They're yours.
00:37:2480s.
00:37:25I can't accept this.
00:37:26This is like my whole college tuition in this room.
00:37:29Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses
00:37:31to piss you off.
00:37:34Why do you like me?
00:37:35I'm just a college student,
00:37:37and you're...
00:37:39You.
00:37:40Dr. Trust Fund, baby.
00:37:42You're cultured.
00:37:43Your parents host charity events.
00:37:46You have a butler that does your laundry.
00:37:47I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine
00:37:49that I share with, like, a hundred other students.
00:37:52It's not too late to not associate with me.
00:38:09Of course, it's too late.
00:38:10Now, we're already falling for you.
00:38:14Then why don't you go all the way with me?
00:38:21Because I want it to be right.
00:38:23I don't want you to look back on this
00:38:25and think of me as the old guy
00:38:26who took advantage of me.
00:38:29But take it slow.
00:38:35Even though...
00:38:38there's nothing I'd rather do
00:38:39than rip your clothes off right now.
00:38:41Really?
00:38:49I don't know.
00:39:11Come back here.
00:39:13I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:39:19Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:22You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:39:32Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:39:35Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:43You know, I'm going to give you a bag for this.
00:39:54Whatever you say, doc.
00:40:03That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:40:06He dumps my best friend?
00:40:08The gala is tonight, and Luke is supposed to have
00:40:12the dean's daughter on his arm,
00:40:15not strutting the campus mattress.
00:40:19Luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:40:24Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:26I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm
00:40:27just long enough for him to realize that he's made a mistake.
00:40:30Mm-hmm.
00:40:31That's my girl.
00:40:36Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:40:38I promise you, you're going to be the most beautiful person
00:40:41at the gala tonight.
00:40:55Holy shit.
00:41:05It's not about being pretty.
00:41:06I just...
00:41:07I don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends.
00:41:11I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:41:13Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at, like,
00:41:16a bowling alley and donated the party expenses?
00:41:21You're so refreshing.
00:41:23You ready?
00:41:42Wow.
00:41:43She's an upgrade of Regina.
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:45You never said your brother's chip was so pretty.
00:41:48Why would you want to break them up?
00:41:50Shut up.
00:41:51There's a $2.5 billion inheritance found on the train.
00:41:53If my brother marries this nobody, it's that of Gina.
00:42:03I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity Event.
00:42:06This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic.
00:42:10Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale,
00:42:13are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:42:16Cheers.
00:42:20Girlfriend?
00:42:22Not for long.
00:42:30Good.
00:42:36Good.
00:42:37Good.
00:42:37Good evening, everyone.
00:42:39Thank you so much for being here
00:42:41at our wonderful Sharon auction.
00:42:44Our first item.
00:42:49An all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora
00:42:53with its amazing, iconic, volcanic views.
00:42:58Starting big.
00:43:00$5,000.
00:43:02$5,000.
00:43:03$5,000.
00:43:03Now $6,000.
00:43:03It's right in the $6,000.
00:43:04Bora Bora after finals.
00:43:06That's pretty good.
00:43:07Can I get it?
00:43:09I don't know.
00:43:09You need to come quick.
00:43:10My wife's having a allergic reaction.
00:43:12Are you going to be OK?
00:43:13Let's go.
00:43:14Let's go.
00:43:23What is it?
00:43:24My throat.
00:43:26Oh, you're not?
00:43:27Breathe.
00:43:28Oh, you're not.
00:43:29Oh, you're not.
00:43:32Oh, you're not.
00:43:34So, number 12.
00:43:36$7,000.
00:43:37All-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:43:39Give him a round of applause.
00:43:40Congratulations.
00:43:41Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:43:42Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:43:45Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously
00:43:49offered herself up for a date with a lucky man.
00:43:53Now, according to Miss Tisdale, she
00:43:55has a great personality and an even better mouth.
00:43:59What a hussy.
00:44:01Auctioning a blow job?
00:44:03I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:44:06I mean, the poor guy is tending to a patient.
00:44:08I knew that you were too classless with this family.
00:44:12Poor Lukey.
00:44:14She hasn't fooled.
00:44:16Trailer trash skank.
00:44:18Who let her kind in here?
00:44:20I wouldn't do that.
00:44:21I would never.
00:44:22I have $1,000 for a night with Miss Tisdale.
00:44:25Hmm.
00:44:26Really, Sophie?
00:44:27No one wants you for $1,000?
00:44:29Whew.
00:44:30All right.
00:44:31$500?
00:44:33All right.
00:44:34$500 for the poor girl.
00:44:37She's got student loans.
00:44:39Whatever that means.
00:44:40Where's Luke?
00:44:49I don't see anything wrong here.
00:44:51No, my throat, it hurts.
00:44:53Don't throw me.
00:44:54I recognize you.
00:44:55You're one of my sister's shithead friends.
00:44:57What the hell is going on here?
00:44:58Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro.
00:45:00Patrick?
00:45:01Get out of my way.
00:45:02Why lower your standards?
00:45:03We're millionaires.
00:45:04She might be a good fuck, but that's how she'll ever be, man.
00:45:13You can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money.
00:45:17Motherfucker.
00:45:19$450.
00:45:22$400?
00:45:25Oh, all right.
00:45:27I mean, look.
00:45:28I know Sophie's just being modest.
00:45:31Poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom.
00:45:35I'll help the young lady, then.
00:45:37Maybe we could have some late night study sessions, huh?
00:45:41Wow.
00:45:42Yeah.
00:45:43Sold.
00:45:43Sold for $400.
00:45:46Wow, Sophie.
00:45:48Looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods.
00:46:00Used goods?
00:46:01That's rude, Serena.
00:46:02After you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year.
00:46:05Lookie, watch your mouth right now.
00:46:09What was that you were saying about class, Leticia, darling?
00:46:19You idiot!
00:46:20Get off the stage.
00:46:21We're leaving.
00:46:22Mom, he's embarrassing me.
00:46:24You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you pussy.
00:46:28No need, my dear.
00:46:30Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you.
00:46:34After all of this.
00:46:38But, but...
00:46:39No!
00:46:41No!
00:46:42Young man, that information you gave is illegal.
00:46:47You're a doctor!
00:46:48Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:46:50You want to bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:52Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:46:54How's she recovering from her boob job?
00:46:56No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:03Stephanie?
00:47:04The lady?
00:47:06The lady?
00:47:08No!
00:47:13I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got!
00:47:16You can't you see yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to
00:47:21But I practice under the university so you can't touch me. So unless you all want me to air out
00:47:26your dirty laundry
00:47:27I suggest you cut very generous checks to the charity and then get the fuck out of my house
00:47:34Let's go get the writing let's go everybody out
00:47:46These assholes go you didn't have to ruin your charity event for me. I would have been okay. I do
00:47:51it a thousand times over
00:47:53No one comes at my woman like that plus. I think we made more in donations tonight than we have
00:47:57in the last ten years
00:47:59blackmail surprisingly works
00:48:16What are you looking for?
00:48:19I paid for all the booze so I
00:48:22Figure how the night went might as well be your personal bartender
00:48:28Right okay
00:48:31Make me
00:48:33An appletini
00:48:35What seriously?
00:48:39So vodka lemon and apple a court can we just choose something easier?
00:48:45You suck at being a rich kid
00:48:51Move
00:48:55Can you open that?
00:48:58Thank you
00:49:02All right, let's just make it simple buy shots
00:49:09Never done that before seriously, what do you mean you're like so old
00:49:15I was trying to get him to school. I didn't have time to
00:49:18Do body shots off of hot little girls like you
00:49:20He just said you're hot. Make the move Sophie
00:49:24Okay, well, I'll teach you
00:49:37Holy shit
00:49:58All right, I got the hang of that
00:50:00Now it's your turn miss tisdale now or never Sophie go for it new rule
00:50:05You can't choose the same place twice
00:50:07Is that so?
00:50:10Then
00:50:11Where are you gonna lick me?
00:50:35Be careful what you get?
00:50:37Cause you don't know what you might get
00:50:42Mmmmm....
00:50:48I'm sorry, was that...?
00:50:50You drove me fucking wild.
00:50:53Luke, I'm ready.
00:51:02God, I'm an idiot.
00:51:05Wait, what?
00:51:06Sophie, I went too far. I'm sorry.
00:51:09Fuck.
00:51:10Luke, no, no, no. I'm telling you that I'm ready.
00:51:14I want to do this with you. Lose my virginity.
00:51:17Sophie.
00:51:19Don't Sophie me. That's so patronizing.
00:51:24Okay, I'm trying, but I'm going to be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:51:29I don't want to be the guy that, you know, leads to you ruining your life.
00:51:33I'm terrified of that.
00:51:34It's this that hurts me, what you're doing right now rejecting me?
00:51:37What would be so terrible about us being together?
00:51:40Being together?
00:51:41Sophie, did you see what happened here today?
00:51:45I mean, my family sucks.
00:51:47My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy.
00:51:50I mean, of course I want to be with you.
00:51:53But am I right for you?
00:51:56And you really want to take on this baggage?
00:51:58I might be a virgin, but this whole, it's not you, it's me thing is really freshman year.
00:52:07Sophie, where are you going?
00:52:09I'm calling a cab and going back to campus.
00:52:11I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:52:14You think you're doing me this favor, but really, you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am.
00:52:20Don't follow me.
00:52:27Damn it.
00:52:34Guess I'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid.
00:52:52What's the point in talking to me now?
00:52:54You've rejected me thrice.
00:52:59Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:53:01Nope.
00:53:03Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends.
00:53:05So I've got the hottest girl in the bar.
00:53:08All to myself.
00:53:12What?
00:53:13You heard me.
00:53:15Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school.
00:53:19Seriously?
00:53:20You're into this?
00:53:22Like, you might want to, like, hook up?
00:53:24Hell yeah, I would.
00:53:26Maybe we can start with a kiss.
00:53:28Wow, I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:53:31Maybe you lose the problem.
00:53:32I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity.
00:53:37Pause.
00:53:39What did you just say?
00:53:44I'm a virgin?
00:53:47She's a virgin, y'all.
00:53:49Aw, cute.
00:53:51Excuse me?
00:53:52Too much work.
00:53:54You're probably super clingy, too.
00:53:55You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie.
00:53:59Sweetie?
00:54:00I'm a senior.
00:54:01That's even sadder.
00:54:05You were just into me.
00:54:06Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:54:09You're obviously a nice girl.
00:54:10But I'm looking for a fun time.
00:54:13You know?
00:54:14You're gonna get feels and it's gonna get messy.
00:54:18And...
00:54:19Sorry.
00:54:21What?
00:54:23I'm...
00:54:30I'm in this $80,000 dress and I can't even get a stupid horny track guy to get with me.
00:54:38He would probably fuck anything except for me, apparently.
00:54:45Oh, and Luke.
00:54:46Of course, Luke, on the other hand, he's had his hands literally inside of me and I guess he was
00:54:50just so repulsed that he didn't need to see more.
00:54:55You know what?
00:55:02Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:55:04I'm at the hospital right now, bro.
00:55:05Oh!
00:55:05Oh, look at me!
00:55:06I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor and I'm also hot as fuck and I just love to lead girls on
00:55:12with the orgasm pap smear two for one.
00:55:16Say something, asshole!
00:55:20Can I come get you right now, please?
00:55:21Sophie can what?
00:55:22Not have sex?
00:55:24Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:25I think I'll stay right here where the guys at least have, I don't know, the decency to not lead
00:55:28me on.
00:55:30Guys? What guys?
00:55:31Did someone do something to you?
00:55:32Of course not.
00:55:34They...
00:55:34They said I was too messy.
00:55:36Too messy and too much.
00:55:38And I guess that means you get a second chance.
00:55:42You either fuck me or you lose me.
00:55:46I think I'm gonna pass out.
00:55:48I'm coming to get you.
00:55:49Keep the phone on you.
00:55:50Alright?
00:56:02Sophie.
00:56:03Sophie.
00:56:04Hey, wake up.
00:56:10I got you.
00:56:11Come on.
00:56:26Is she?
00:56:31She's fine.
00:56:33She's...
00:56:34Bottled water in two of these in the morning.
00:56:36I don't know what she drank, but whatever it is is gonna hit her hard.
00:56:42Sophie, you're gonna be the death of me.
00:56:58Sophie, you're gonna be the death of me.
00:57:02You're gonna be the death of me.
00:57:03Rise and shine, party animal.
00:57:06You have a lot to tell me.
00:57:10You feel like shit.
00:57:12You look like shit.
00:57:14But, like, a million bucks.
00:57:16So is this a gift from Luke or...?
00:57:19Everly, the only thing that is gonna make this vodka tequila hangover worse is hearing his name.
00:57:25He led me on and then left me for Ted.
00:57:28But Luke brought you back to the...
00:57:30Ev!
00:57:30I don't wanna hear it.
00:57:33I'm done having my time wasted.
00:57:36I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin.
00:57:40So I've decided...
00:57:43I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:57:45Huh?
00:57:45Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:57:49People, guys aren't gonna stop treating me like a baby.
00:57:52Unless I stop acting like one and looking like one.
00:57:58I need you to help me look slutty.
00:58:06No way, I'm not gonna do that.
00:58:08You're not gonna help me look sexy? Why not?
00:58:10Sophie, you are sexy.
00:58:11I'm not slutty sexy.
00:58:14Guys, don't go for that.
00:58:15I look like a nun librarian.
00:58:18I'm giving off...
00:58:19Don't fuck.
00:58:20Snooze fest.
00:58:21Boring.
00:58:23Sophie, as your best friend, I'm obligated to tell you that you don't have to change yourself for the right
00:58:27guy.
00:58:27The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong.
00:58:34Burn me up.
00:58:51The thing is, if you let go, can't do it.
00:58:54Boom.
00:58:56Why?
00:58:57I can't do it, let me know.
00:59:07If you can do it, let me know.
00:59:09If you can do it, let me know.
00:59:09I can't do it, let me know.
00:59:13Isn't that that one dorky barista chick?
00:59:15There's no way.
00:59:17That goes off.
00:59:18Yeah.
00:59:19It is.
00:59:20That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:59:21Okay.
00:59:22Dude, the makeover is actually working.
00:59:24Everyone's looking at you.
00:59:26Good.
00:59:26I hope the news gets back to Luke.
00:59:28I mean more.
00:59:29Hmm.
00:59:35Oh, shit.
00:59:35There he is.
00:59:36Are you going to say something?
00:59:40Holy shit, Sophie.
00:59:42No.
00:59:43I'm just going to make you regret everything.
00:59:45Hmm.
00:59:52Thanks, babe.
00:59:53It's all beautiful.
01:00:03And what can I get for you, handsome?
01:00:05A latte would be nice, but I like what you're giving me right now.
01:00:09I take all kinds of tips.
01:00:11What the hell's going on here?
01:00:12Stop interrupting, Grandpa.
01:00:14The fuck did you just say?
01:00:15One latte.
01:00:16Coming right up.
01:00:19And what can I get for you, doctor?
01:00:21Sophie, what is this?
01:00:23You're dressed different.
01:00:24You're acting different.
01:00:24I don't get it.
01:00:26Whoops.
01:00:27Let me get that for you.
01:00:35Did you want a coffee?
01:00:36The Ave Shining is on the house.
01:00:39Sophie, I don't know.
01:00:40Is this like a punishment?
01:00:41I mean, if it is, I get it.
01:00:42But telling yourself about other guys, it's not you.
01:00:44That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller.
01:00:47I gave you a chance.
01:00:49And besides, there's someone out there who wants me and isn't going to embarrass me in the process.
01:00:52Hey, uh, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight.
01:00:56They got on the land fair.
01:00:57You should come.
01:00:59She's got plans.
01:01:01Actually, I don't.
01:01:03My first frat party invite?
01:01:05Wow.
01:01:06This whole hot girl act is actually working.
01:01:09You should bring your home, girl.
01:01:10God's going to love you.
01:01:12I will.
01:01:12See you tonight.
01:01:15You're not going to bed.
01:01:16Newsflash.
01:01:17You're not my boyfriend.
01:01:18You could have been, but you didn't want the baggage.
01:01:20That's not true.
01:01:21Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight.
01:01:24My very sexy, very booby outfit.
01:01:30Sophie, I'm not going to let you throw your life away just because of me, all right?
01:01:33If I'm going to this fucking frat party at 36 years old, I will.
01:01:39What could you have possibly been in that?
01:01:41Oh, that was sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:01:44Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere.
01:01:46Ew, that doesn't even sound right.
01:01:49I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's.
01:01:55Everly, not funny.
01:01:56Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at this stupid hospital and he gets a text from you in this.
01:02:02If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will.
01:02:05How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games with a guy that I haven't even gone to second
01:02:08base with?
01:02:09Hey, whatever helps you get over him, okay?
01:02:15Red push-up bra?
01:02:17Pink.
01:02:18Red.
01:02:31Get in.
01:02:32Get Sophie safe.
01:02:33Get out.
01:02:34Sophie, you're the only person I'm doing this for.
01:02:38Sick costume, bro.
01:02:41Right.
01:02:44God, I have at least three chicks with you to get in, man.
01:02:49Sorry.
01:02:50Rules.
01:03:00Idiot.
01:03:04I have to get to her.
01:03:05Where is it?
01:03:09Stop being shy.
01:03:10You look hot.
01:03:14See?
01:03:17Wait, hand me your phone.
01:03:18Why?
01:03:24Because I'm taking a 0.5 and sending it to Luke.
01:03:31No.
01:03:31Yes.
01:03:34I'm good anywhere.
01:03:35I don't pay a fee.
01:03:36VIP with the bosses.
01:03:38I got a hat.
01:03:40I have to get to her.
01:03:41Where is it?
01:03:41Popping bottles with the models.
01:03:43Get like me.
01:03:44My wrist on foes.
01:03:45Never missing any meals.
01:03:46I feel like LeBron.
01:03:47Cause I get the ring.
01:03:49If you're bad and you know what you're my twinny twin.
01:03:51I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:03:53He opened it immediately.
01:03:56He's so whipped.
01:03:58Welcome to the party.
01:04:02I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:04:05He opened it immediately.
01:04:06He's so whipped.
01:04:09Welcome to the party.
01:04:14Do it at his house.
01:04:19Hell yeah.
01:04:31It's just not the same when it's not him.
01:04:35Sophie.
01:04:36Sophie.
01:04:37Sophie.
01:04:37Sophie.
01:04:38Sophie.
01:04:40Sophie.
01:04:41Sophie.
01:04:42Sophie.
01:04:44Sophie.
01:04:44Sophie.
01:04:45Woo!
01:04:50Yo, this girl's crazy.
01:04:57Yo, this girl's crazy.
01:05:03Just give me a second, guys.
01:05:09Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:05:15You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:05:17Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:05:19That's a lie.
01:05:21You talk?
01:05:24Come on, Sophie, let's play Spin the Bottle.
01:05:27Coming, my friend here's just leaving.
01:05:31Actually, I'll join.
01:05:32What? No.
01:05:33Don't let me go here.
01:05:42Who's going first?
01:05:45I'll spin.
01:05:47Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:48I hope it lands on me.
01:05:50He seems experienced.
01:06:03Fuck.
01:06:05Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:06:09What was the rule?
01:06:10As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:13I want out.
01:06:26Can you talk like adults?
01:06:28Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:34You know, you dress like this makes me want a fucking radio.
01:06:56How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:59Okay.
01:07:11Yeah.
01:07:16Okay.
01:07:27That's a lie.
01:07:33what time's up when we were just you wanted to i'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine
01:07:39luke now you'll wish you would affect me when you have the chance
01:08:01so how was it luke's a little too shy for me i'm gonna spin again
01:08:20me me sophie come on him you had your chance luke come on noah
01:08:37okay i've never kissed anyone before what so i'm gonna embarrass myself so i'm warning you
01:08:46you can relax i wasn't gonna kiss you anyway really but all the rumors like everyone says
01:08:53you're freaky sex goddess derrick says that you put your legs behind your head i don't even know
01:08:59a derrick i'm sorry noah but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight i'm so screwed
01:09:08everyone in the frat knows that i'm a virgin and i'm the only one they're gonna kill me
01:09:12no they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me no they're gonna make fun of me to death
01:09:17wait
01:09:18i'll help you how
01:09:28it's awful quiet in there noah come on virgin
01:09:34they're gonna call me that till they freaking graduate we don't have time just come here
01:09:40you can tell them you lost it to me really you don't care no but i'm just trying to make
01:09:47someone jealous you can tell them i fucked you upside down for all i care just as long as luke
01:09:52overhears
01:09:56i owe you noah are you in there oh yeah oh it's getting crazy in there oh yeah all right
01:10:12that's enough
01:10:15so if you open the damn door okay ready it's working oh you really want to piss him off he
01:10:25deserves it
01:10:50what's the problem doctor the fuck were you doing him in with him well
01:10:57first i unzipped his pants and then i saw his cock
01:11:08liar you don't know that
01:11:14you know you belong to me
01:11:33yo
01:11:36yo
01:11:37get out
01:11:41i need this off
01:11:53i don't want to
01:11:56me too
01:12:13what don't tell me you're changing your mind
01:12:16no no i'm not changing my mind i'm just kicking myself
01:12:21i can't believe i deprived myself of you for so long
01:12:24you're a fucking idiot
01:12:27you are
01:12:36you out this world
01:12:40ain't so much space for me
01:12:43i'm out here girl
01:12:46i don't know if you're going to take that someone better be dying
01:12:54what's it code blue
01:12:56they are
01:13:00i'm sorry sophia i have to go
01:13:06i've been burned too many times are we ever going to do this look
01:13:13sophia i promise you the last thing i want to do is leave
01:13:16i promise we're gonna do this we are
01:13:19but not in some shitty frat house you deserve better than that
01:13:25better how
01:13:29you have a passport right
01:13:33sexy underwear
01:13:34jack
01:13:35a jacket
01:13:36a bikini
01:13:39where exactly is he taking you
01:13:40he didn't tell me
01:13:44crap he's here
01:13:47bitch you won't believe this oh my god
01:13:55he's dead
01:13:55no way
01:13:56this man's insane he's actually psycho
01:14:00on the other hand crazy makes for good sex
01:14:03don't look soldier
01:14:08don't you have like any advice for me
01:14:10he's hot
01:14:11do it a bunch of times on my behalf
01:14:14it's finally happening
01:14:40you look incredible
01:14:41you said airport fit
01:14:44i guess you just look delicious and everything
01:14:52this is so psychotic
01:14:54am i really worth all this
01:14:58it's the first times
01:15:02are we flying domestic or internationally today sir
01:15:06international
01:15:17look if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds i'm gonna lose my mind
01:15:21i'm sorry i just didn't want to run the surprise
01:15:24you ready
01:15:30a croissant
01:15:32you flew me nine hours for some pastries
01:15:35it's a hint
01:15:37go look at the view you'll know where we are
01:15:46are you crazy you took me to paris
01:16:14i think you should take your clothes off
01:16:21you want to add something to the itinerary
01:16:38it's finally happening
01:17:03i don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic
01:17:06you know it was weird when you were my customer and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend
01:17:11is it weird that even in something so basic like this you still turn me on
01:17:21get away from my patient dr miller
01:17:24she's all yours
01:17:26miss tisdale i see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription
01:17:32yes
01:17:33we performed a routine analysis of your urine sample
01:17:37i regret to inform you sophie
01:17:39we're unable to fulfill your request
01:17:44laurene don't tell me
01:17:45i'm sorry
01:17:48sophie you're pregnant
01:17:53i'll give you two a moment
01:18:01i'm so sorry i i don't know how this happened i was trying to be safe
01:18:06wow what do you think the odds are like 1.6 and 100
01:18:13you probably hate me
01:18:16as long as you're not planning on ghosting me i'm actually pretty excited
01:18:19that graduations in a month and i mean we'll be able to do it together
01:18:33sophie i'm all in
01:18:36so
01:18:38oh
01:18:41oh
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