00:14Kelly went out with Brad over summer. No wonder she's number one.
00:18Brad, the football god. He's so hot, but Connor's more my type.
00:25Okay, let's find us.
00:36Great. We're dead last. Again.
00:48Aw, sorry honey. No spot in the hallway for the dead last loser.
00:57Forget it. Let's hurry. Game's starting soon.
01:03Let's go.
01:04Now, now, now, now, now, now.
01:16Let's go.
01:18Let's go, Eagles let's go.
01:21Let's go, Eagles! Let's go!
01:23Let's go, Eagles!
01:28Brad, stop showing off! Catch it!
01:30Relax. I got you.
01:36Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad!
01:40Come on! Tessa, did you see that?
01:42Connor Vaughn and Brad Dawson, the two hottest guys at school.
01:45Uh-huh.
01:46Dating either one of them is basically a one-way ticket to popular queen.
01:52Yeah, that's why half of the students are failing their SATs.
01:56I mean, this sounds like a rock concert, not a high school football game.
02:00Touchdown!
02:01Woo!
02:02Woo!
02:04Woo!
02:05Woo!
02:06Woo!
02:18Woo!
02:20Woo!
02:22God help this out.
02:24No, I, uh...
02:27Damn!
02:28That is so awkward!
02:38No, I uh, uh...
02:42I don't have enough time for this.
02:54Connor should be more like Brad the crowd loves him and he loves them right back
02:59he's a narcissist I mean he thinks he's better than everyone
03:11oh look the creepy crawlies are out
03:14dreaming about guys they could never get within their wildest dreams as if
03:24what
03:27you know you can't just stand here and be rude and act like you're better than
03:31everyone babe better I don't just think I'm better I am better didn't you see
03:39the rankings I'm the popular queen and you you're the undateable nerd
03:47Betty it's it's fine they're just being rude let's go what did you say
04:08just because you're about a dick whatever it doesn't mean anything
04:11Kaylee rules the school don't you forget it you're nothing but a last
04:27no that's it I'm sick and tired of this imperial monarchy BS what are you gonna do
04:39I'm I'm gonna change yeah I'm gonna get to the top of that stupid list I'm sick
04:47and tired of Kelly's stupid rules I'm gonna rewrite them but what are you gonna
04:57do first is dating one of the boys at the top who's your target which one's your target at least
05:09not Connor no not Connor
05:15but Brad sweet to everyone that's it Brad's my target I'm so excited so what's your
05:26plan first step sexy photo right got it okay so you take the sexy pic and I'll get Brad's number
05:40okay okay tell me this is too much yes it's perfect it's perfect are you sure yes yes okay
05:49ready yes
05:54oh my god oh my god
06:26what's next you'll find out if you
06:37what do I say next I have the highest GPA and I don't even know how to send a text
06:44maybe if you say please
07:07meet in the boys locker room after school
07:09fraud said yes oh my gosh I guess guys aren't as hard as calculus
07:17once I land this date with Brad I'm rewriting Kelly's rules she's done
07:34check this out the girl that's ranked last in the popular rankings she asked for her number she gave her
07:40some random digits
07:43I don't you know for real though I'm kind of curious how cringe can a straight-up bottom nerd gets
07:50look bro it's this one oh my god oh the glasses the grandma oh shit oh fuck god my eyes
07:59oh oh
08:00get that shit away from me
08:11the hell did you say I said you really do have bad eyesight that's why in the game there's a
08:16perfect pass but you didn't see the two defenders coming up behind you
08:19no no that was accident okay hey what the hell does that have to do with this anyway
08:24okay on the field you only see the end zone not the risk and now you're mocking
08:30someone you don't even know because she doesn't fit your shallow fucking beauty
08:32standard you're really going to start some shit over some nerd
08:36have you lost your mind it's not about her it's the fact that you're talking
08:40shit behind some girl's back
08:41it's the thing
08:49so fucking angry i almost almost peed myself
08:56cheer up tessa let's not ruin tonight we need to make a good impression
09:14it's the thing
09:15linda darling oh tessa hi welcome home i'll send me down at any minute
09:36you
09:43oh you know each other already well excellent yeah yeah practically everyone knows connor
09:53bond he's like famous at school or something yeah right back at you tessa you've made
10:01quite the impression at school did he completely get the wrong idea today at the field i think i actually
10:09have a thing for him fantastic i could skip the awkward getting to know each other part
10:15now you're not just only friends classmates
10:20your family isn't that fun
10:26what she's my stepsister
10:31tessa linda was telling me how well you're doing in school maybe you can help connor with his grades
10:39what and uh make sure you keep him off the football field
10:42his last major injury landed him in the icu okay dad no one needs to know all that that was
10:48forever ago
10:50of course think of it as a supervision
10:59we're not seriously agreeing to that are we
11:08yes mr fawn i will take great care of my new
11:15new stepbrother
11:28oh my god there's no way people know about my day with brown already
11:40we heard the good news congratulations tessa but but i haven't even done anything yet
11:47no silly the entire school voted and you're officially the undateable nerd queen of our school
11:58what what what stop what are you guys doing stop let go here's your royal necklace your majesty
12:10long may she reign that's probably the coolest you will ever get to the things
12:15and giant whitelust okay that's not true okay you know what i actually have a date with brad dawson
12:32oh god is this virgin nerd really telling the truth since when did brad go for off the rack
12:43dream day fall fast crush heart
12:51brad's in way better shape than i thought
13:01you
13:08you are you stalking me what no no what are you talking about
13:19pretending you're trying to keep an eye on me yeah you sent me this sexy seductive photo
13:23what game are you trying to play no no no no no i i i sent that to brad
13:29wait why the hell is that on your phone
13:44where's brad where's brad i don't see him anywhere did you get scared by the stamps of uv card
13:53i see you and kelly are trying to set me up aren't you
14:15no no no no no no this can't be happening hey quinn i'm a huge fan of your work
14:27i'm a dateable nerd queen i'm a dateable nerd queen i'm a dateable nerd queen
14:35i'm a dateable nerd queen
14:36you did this you jerk
14:39conurbone i hate you
14:46looking for this
14:57what's it gonna take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone
15:05leave you alone
15:09you're the one that exposed me and tried to humiliate me in front of the whole school
15:14by showing everyone my picture
15:17asshole
15:19what are you talking about
15:24i don't know what you've heard about me but i would never leak someone's photos
15:31okay thanks you still didn't answer my question what's it gonna take for you to give up all that
15:36damn supervision and leave me alone
15:43you know brad dawson the guy on your team
15:50the narcissistic pretty boy yeah unfortunately i do good now we can talk
15:58let's make a deal i will cover your training and you have to help me get with brad
16:05what's in it for me when you play football i'll be your perfect alibi
16:10deal
16:14deal
16:20operation under it is a go
16:21you know i already studied all the techniques so i'm a pro
16:29what the hell is that head tilt breathing techniques
16:37okay first things first
17:01Better.
17:02I can't go to school like this, though.
17:05If you want to attract someone as shallow as Brad, you've got to dress like it.
17:18Look at your eyes.
17:20Not bad.
17:28Uh, let's look at the next step.
17:30Why don't we go to-
17:36I've never felt a guy like this.
17:39I just saw it.
17:43What are you doing?
17:46Your heart race to the roof, Professor.
17:49You can't even handle touching someone.
17:51How do you plan on kissing someone?
17:54I-I was just-
17:57Ow!
17:59A rookie like you won't last a second with Brad.
18:05I'll show you a lesson I can teach you.
18:08Oh my god, but is he going to kiss me?
18:15You
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