00:14Kelly went out with Brad over summer. No wonder she's number one.
00:18Brad, the football god. He's so hot, but Connor's more my type.
00:25Okay, let's find us.
00:36Great. We're dead last. Again.
00:48Aw, sorry honey. No spot in the hallway for the dead last loser.
00:57Forget it. Let's hurry. Game's starting soon.
01:00Let's go!
01:01Yeah!
01:10Down here! Down here!
01:13Let's go!
01:18Let's go, Eagles! Let's go!
01:21Let's go, Eagles! Let's go!
01:28Brad, stop showing off. Catch you.
01:30Relax. I got you.
01:36Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad!
01:40Run! Tessa, did you see that?
01:42Connor Vaughn and Brad Dawson, the two hottest guys at school.
01:45Uh-huh.
01:46Dating either one of them is basically a one-way ticket to popular queen.
01:52Yeah, that's why half of the students are failing their SATs.
01:56I mean, this sounds like a rock concert, not a high school football game.
02:00Touchdown!
02:01Woo!
02:02Yes!
02:04Woo!
02:06Woo!
02:14Woo!
02:15Woo!
02:16Woo!
02:17Woo!
02:17Woo!
02:18Woo!
02:25No, I, uh, uh, damn. This is so awkward.
02:38No, I, uh, uh, I don't have time for this.
02:46Eagle's on top! Eagle's on top!
02:49Woo!
02:54Connor should be more like Brad.
02:56The crowd loves him, and he loves them right back.
02:59Well, he's a narcissist.
03:00I mean, he thinks he's better than everyone.
03:03Come on, let's go.
03:11Oh, look.
03:12The creepy crawlies are out.
03:14Dreaming about guys that could never get within their wildest dreams.
03:18As if.
03:24What?
03:27You know, you can't just stand here and be rude and act like you're better than everyone else.
03:32Babe.
03:33Better?
03:34I don't just think I'm better.
03:36I am better.
03:38Didn't you see the rankings?
03:40I'm the popular queen.
03:42And you?
03:43You're the undateable nerd.
03:47Penny, it's, it's fine. They're just being rude.
03:49Let's go.
03:51Let's go.
03:52What did you say?
03:53What did you say?
04:10You're in anything.
04:11Kaylee rules the school.
04:13Don't you forget it.
04:15You're nothing but a last piece loser.
04:29I'm sick and tired of this imperial monarchy BS.
04:34What are you going to do?
04:40I'm, I'm going to change.
04:42Yeah.
04:43I'm going to get to the top of that stupid list.
04:46I'm sick and tired of Kelly's stupid rules.
04:50I'm going to rewrite them.
04:51But what are you going to do?
04:58First is dating one of the boys at the top.
05:02Who's your target?
05:07Which one's your target?
05:09At least not Connor.
05:11No, not Connor.
05:15But Brad's sweet to everyone.
05:21That's it.
05:23Brad's my target.
05:24I'm so excited.
05:25So what's your plan?
05:27First step, sexy photo.
05:31Right?
05:32Got it.
05:33Okay.
05:33So you take the sexy pic and I'll get Brad's number.
05:36Okay.
05:40Okay.
05:41Tell me if this is too much.
05:43Yes.
05:44It's perfect.
05:45It's perfect.
05:45Are you sure?
05:45Yes.
05:46Yes.
05:46Okay.
05:48Ready?
05:49Yes.
05:51Go.
05:54Oh my God.
05:55Oh my God.
05:55Get up.
05:55Heavy to me sometimes.
05:57Muhammad-i-fleshy syllable is later.
06:04I feelodles.
06:10Highlight sexualton Buzzfeed video.
06:12Yes.
06:17Share your response in a tiny bit.
06:18How could you explain it?
06:22Could you keep tacos and stay quiet?
06:23What do you Wayne he find?
06:25Yes.
06:28Mysterious what's next you'll find out if you if you what do I say next I have the highest GPA
06:43and I don't even know how to send a text maybe if you say please
07:07meet in the boys locker room after school
07:09Brad said yes oh my gosh I guess guys aren't as hard as calculus
07:18once I land this date with Brad I'm rewriting Kelly's rules
07:34check this out the girl that's ranked last in the popularity rankings she asked for her number
07:39just gave her some random digits
07:43you know for real though I'm kind of curious how cringe can a straight-up bottom nerd gets
08:06really do have bad eyesight the hell'd you say I said you really do have bad eyesight
08:15that's why in the game there's a perfect past but you didn't see the two
08:18defenders coming up behind you that was an accident okay what the hell does that
08:24have to do with this anyway okay on the field you only see the end zone not the
08:28risk and now you're mocking someone you don't even know cuz she doesn't fit your
08:31shallow fucking beauty standard you're really gonna start some shit over some
08:35nerd have you lost your mind it's not about her it's the fact that you're
08:40talking shit behind some girl's back
08:49so fucking angry I almost almost peed myself
08:56cheer up Tessa let's not ruin tonight we need to make a good impression
09:15Linda Darlene oh muah Tessa hi welcome home I'll send you down at any minute
09:40you oh you know each other already well excellent yeah yeah practically everyone knows Conner
09:53you're gone he's like famous at school or something yeah right back at you Tessa you've made quite the impression
10:03at school did he completely get the wrong idea today at the field
10:07I think I actually have a thing for him fantastic I could skip the awkward getting to know each other
10:14part
10:15now you're not just only friends classmates
10:20your family isn't that fun what she's my stepsister
10:31Tessa Linda was telling me how well you're doing in school
10:34maybe you can help Conner with his grades
10:37what
10:39and uh make sure you keep him off the football field
10:42his last major injury landed him in the ICU
10:45okay dad no one needs to know all that that was forever ago
10:50of course
10:51think of it as a supervision
10:58what
10:59we're not seriously agreeing to that
11:01are we
11:07yes
11:09Mr. Vaughn I will take great care of my new
11:15step-brother
11:29oh my god
11:31there's no way people know about my date with Brown already
11:40we heard the good news
11:42congratulations Tessa
11:44but I haven't even done anything yet
11:47no silly
11:48the entire school voted
11:49and you're officially the undateable nerd queen of our school
11:55wait
11:56what
11:59what
11:59what stop
12:00what are you guys doing
12:02stop let go
12:03here's your royal necklace
12:05your majesty
12:06oh my god
12:08oh my god
12:10oh my god
12:10long may she reign
12:12that's probably the coolest you will ever get to the things
12:15and giant whitelust
12:16okay
12:17that's not true okay
12:18you know what I actually
12:19have a date
12:20with Brad Dawson
12:32god is this virgin nerd really telling the truth
12:36since when did Brad go for off the rack
12:43you
12:44fall fast
12:46crush heart
12:51Brad's in way better shape than I thought
13:01you
13:03you
13:09are you stalking me
13:11what
13:12no
13:12no
13:13what are you talking about
13:19pretending you're trying to keep an eye on me
13:20yeah you sent me this sexy seductive photo
13:23what game are you trying to play
13:26no
13:26no no no no no
13:27I sent that to Brad
13:29wait
13:30why the hell is that on your phone
13:38you
13:39what is that on me
13:44you
13:44you
13:44where is Brad
13:46I don't see him anywhere
13:48did you get scared by the stamps of your vcar
13:50sorry
13:52I see.
13:55You and Kelly are trying to set me up, aren't you?
14:08Oh my gosh.
14:10Oh my God.
14:11It's like everywhere.
14:13No way.
14:14Oh my God.
14:15Oh my God.
14:16I'm so sorry.
14:19No, no, no, this can't be happening.
14:22Hey Quinn, I'm a huge fan of your work.
14:27I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:30I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:32I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:35You did this, you jerk.
14:38Connor Vaughn, I hate you.
14:45Looking for this?
14:57What's it going to take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:05Leave you alone?
15:09You're the one that exposed me and tried to humiliate me in front of the whole school by showing
15:15everyone in my picture.
15:16You asshole.
15:18What are you talking about?
15:24I don't know what you've heard about me, but I would never leak someone's photos.
15:30Okay.
15:31Thanks.
15:33You still didn't answer my question.
15:35What's it going to take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:43You know Brad Dawson, the guy on your team?
15:50Narcissistic pretty boy?
15:52Yeah, unfortunately I do.
15:54Good.
15:55Now we can talk.
15:58Let's make a deal.
15:59I will cover your training and you have to help me get with Brad.
16:04What's in it for me?
16:06When you play football, I'll be your perfect alibi.
16:10Deal?
16:14Deal.
16:14No.
16:20Operation Underd is a go.
16:23I already studied all the techniques, so I'm a pro.
16:29What the hell is that?
16:30Head tilt, breathing techniques, and...
16:37Okay, first things first.
17:02Better.
17:03I can't go to school like this though.
17:06If you want to attract someone as shallow as Brad, you gotta dress like it.
17:17Look at your eyes.
17:20Not bad.
17:28Uh, let's look at the next step.
17:30Why don't we go to go to...
17:36I've never felt a guy like this.
17:40Solid.
17:43What are you doing?
17:46Your heart rates to the roof, Professor.
17:49If you can't even handle touching someone, how do you plan on kissing someone?
17:54I was just...
17:58A rookie like you won't last a second with Brad.
18:05Show you a lesson I can teach you.
18:08Wait, wait.
18:09Oh my god.
18:09Wait, just...
18:10Is he going to kiss me?
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