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00:17Jennifer Williams and you are Cyrus Cyrus Harry you used to call me Si if it's if
00:24it's really you I'm trying to find the Jennifer Williams I knew 23 years ago we
00:29spent a long weekend at the Jersey Shore she was visiting a friend
00:47that lasted longer than usual that's it for Lansdale pack it up let's move on to
00:56Philly seriously gonna complain how many limo drivers are making six figures
01:01Si you're my little cousin and I love you and you've been more than generous I'm
01:07upset because you are wasting your time or some faded memory when there is a
01:11world of pleasure out there the kind of cash you got buys a lot of it
01:21come on be like that I've just been driving around all day a little cranky
01:32hey my leg won't move are you gonna scare are you gonna call 9-1-1
01:47you
01:52you
01:52you
01:53you
01:53you
02:07you
02:08you
02:11Partial paralysis.
02:13Head CT and LP showed nothing.
02:15Spinal MRIs and EMG were clean.
02:18It's a brain symptom.
02:20Nothing seems to be wrong with his brain.
02:22Refrigerator mechanic, my family, in and out of work.
02:25He just won $42 million in the state lottery.
02:28I think I read about this lucky bastard in the paper.
02:30You sure you don't mean the lucky bastard
02:31whose grandkids snorted his winnings
02:34until he drank himself to death with a drain cleaner?
02:36Well, the lucky bastard who was found naked
02:37and penniless in a strip club parking lot
02:39is winning number tattooed on both testicles.
02:43Neuroautological pathology could have caused loss of balance.
02:45Calorics were normal.
02:46Sure, some people will screw up anything, but some won't.
02:49That kind of cash, he has a chance to turn a miserable life around.
02:52Miserable stays miserable.
02:54Happy doesn't buy lottery tickets in the first place.
02:56Our level of happiness is set. It's in our DNA.
02:58No cash payout's gonna change that.
03:00It's like there's two of me.
03:01The guy repairs appliances.
03:02He's probably got toxic brain damage
03:04from years of working with toxic chemicals.
03:06Or his sudden disease came from his sudden millions.
03:08He's buying something, collecting something, ceramics, precious metals,
03:12which gave him atherosclerosis of his carotid arteries.
03:15My mother's lawyer called.
03:17She's threatening to sue the hospital over our mistreatment of her.
03:20Says it slowed her recovery.
03:22You know, I was just thinking
03:23how much I want a relationship with no sex,
03:26but where I still have to deal with your mother.
03:30Go to the patient's old workshop.
03:32Look for causes of toxic brain damage.
03:34Go take a new history
03:35and see if there's any lifestyle change
03:37that could explain atherosclerosis.
03:41Go.
03:52Medicinal.
03:53Expecting a shooting pain in my ass.
03:55My mom and I got into a fight.
03:58Because of our replacement, hip replacement,
04:00she can barely get around her own house.
04:01I told her she has to live with me while she recovers.
04:03Oh, I'm starting to get the connection.
04:06Yeah, she has a house.
04:08My name is House.
04:09You're the doctor that treated her,
04:11that illegally switched her meds after she fired you,
04:14that went behind the back of her actual doctor.
04:16Those beads from Thailand.
04:19If we're listing all the things that you pressured me into.
04:22The point is, you're the one who's on the line here,
04:24whose name is on her hospital records.
04:26Whose name is on her name?
04:27Fine.
04:28We're both on the line,
04:30but she won't discuss this with me alone.
04:32She and her lawyer want to meet with both of us
04:34for settlement talks.
04:36I need you in that meeting,
04:37acting nice and respectful
04:39while I defuse this stunt.
04:42Yeah, well, I'm not going to that meeting,
04:43so I'm guessing you're cool
04:44if I'm not nice and respectful either.
04:49Picked up any new hobbies?
04:50How's a hobby gonna paralyze my left leg?
04:53If you work on vintage cars
04:55or you've taken a painting, fumes...
04:57No cars, no paints.
04:59You're a popular guy.
05:01Popular wallet.
05:02Three years ago, before I had a dime,
05:04I had my appendix out.
05:06Phil was there.
05:07No one else even called.
05:09What about drugs?
05:11No drugs.
05:12Look, I've seen all the documentaries.
05:14I've read all the articles.
05:15I'm not going to be a tabloid cliche.
05:18I know what I'm going to do with my money.
05:19Find and build a life
05:21with the one woman I ever cared for.
05:23The point is,
05:25nothing's changed.
05:26I live the same life.
05:27I eat the same food.
05:29Same crappy canned food.
05:32How many of your meals
05:34do you eat from a can?
05:35Most of them.
05:37I'm used to it.
05:38I order them by the case online.
05:40Is that bad?
05:50You're worried about the trickle-down effect
05:52of Cuddy versus House versus Cuddy.
05:54You're reading subtext into my silence?
05:58House gets to you more than anyone.
06:00House thinks I'm a robot.
06:01You think I'm a wuss?
06:02No, no, no, no.
06:04I think you're repressed.
06:07What's out of your control?
06:08Tough childhood.
06:10Strained relations with your family.
06:11Can't be easy trying to succeed
06:13in a white man's world.
06:16First of all, white man?
06:17I've done at least as well as you have.
06:19Second, I didn't think you'd take House's view
06:21that life sucks and we're stuck.
06:23I think you're stuck.
06:25Last month or so,
06:26I've turned my life around.
06:28I'm happier than ever.
06:29Sleeping with ten women instead of four?
06:31Hmm.
06:31Try numb.
06:32He was counting metal
06:33and held the dust
06:35unless he was snorting lies with the stuff.
06:38None?
06:40I was having tons of sex
06:42and I was bored,
06:43hating myself.
06:45I was never going to be ready
06:46when something real came along.
06:47So you're becoming some kind of super monk
06:50and I can't change it all.
06:53I challenge you to go one differential
06:55without House or anyone else
06:57getting under your skin.
06:58Since I say nothing gets to me
07:00and you won't take me at my word,
07:01how am I supposed to prove you wrong?
07:03At least you can't.
07:04I hope that doesn't eat anything.
07:08Off-brand solvent from China.
07:10And if God knows what.
07:13Patient eats cheap canned goods by the caseload.
07:15Could be metal poisoning.
07:16You also work with cut-rate chemicals.
07:18Could be inhalation of a toxic volatile substrate.
07:21Treatment for both is chelation.
07:23Great work.
07:25Alkalinizes urine
07:26and forced diuresis for heavy metal poisoning.
07:29If that doesn't work,
07:30put him on dialysis for toxic inhalation.
07:33I just said treatment for both is chelation.
07:36I said forced diuresis and try dialysis.
07:38You need a transcript?
07:39You want to put him on dialysis,
07:41risk infection and hemodynamic swings
07:43when we can just chelate?
07:44Whoa, whoa.
07:45Settle down.
07:48If we chelate,
07:49we're not going to know what disease he had.
07:51Which means we're not going to know
07:51if the problem was in his lousy old job
07:54or is still lousy new life.
07:56Which for the purposes of a metaphorical argument
07:58is very important.
08:02Pointless to argue.
08:03He's the boss.
08:04He needs his puzzle solved.
08:05Why bang our heads against the wall?
08:09You're done with a patient.
08:10Treat Foreman by banging his head against the wall.
08:14Where's the dialysis machine?
08:15Who cares?
08:16Since I ordered chelation.
08:18Flip a coin.
08:19Tell House it was one disease or the other.
08:20Worst case, he finds out,
08:21and he's impressed we defied him.
08:22I'm sorry, I asked you to remove
08:24the dialysis equipment,
08:25not the chelation equipment.
08:28And Dr. Cuddy asked me to remove all equipment.
08:30She deauthorized all treatment.
08:35She won't let us make a move
08:37until you agree to a sit-down
08:38with the godmother and her conciliere.
08:40Bitch to king for.
08:42Checkmate.
08:43A patient can't use his leg.
08:45You have to concede.
08:49Or I could just knock all the pieces onto the floor.
08:54You're discharging me?
08:55We really don't have a good lie here.
08:59You got caught in some politics
09:01between our boss and his boss,
09:02but you'll be out of here 20 minutes tops.
09:04I'm not better, but you're kicking me out?
09:06Which is why it'll only be 20 minutes.
09:07See, the dean of medicine acts tough,
09:08but she's not really.
09:09She'll step in, readmit you.
09:10So you're saying that she cares more
09:11about his treatment than the doctor
09:13is actually treating him?
09:14Phil, shut up.
09:25It's good to see you.
09:27I read about you in the paper,
09:29so I hopped the first train from Virginia.
09:31So you read that he struck it rich?
09:36He's right.
09:37It must look weird.
09:39It kind of is weird.
09:43We're a long way from the Third Street jetty.
09:45I just wanted to see you again and say hi.
09:48So, hi.
09:51Hi.
09:53Hi.
09:57I was starting to think
09:58I'd never find my baby bear.
10:06Hey.
10:09Oh!
10:12Oh, my God.
10:13I'm so sorry.
10:14I'm so sorry.
10:16I don't even feel nauseous.
10:18I don't know why.
10:19He's shaking, okay?
10:20You're having a focal seizure.
10:22What does that mean?
10:23It means you're not getting discharged.
10:25Yes.
10:27We were right that it's a brain issue,
10:28but wrong about toxic inhalation
10:29and metal poisoning.
10:31Everyone else is waiting.
10:32That was totally courageous of Chloe
10:34to tweet about her weight gain.
10:36House.
10:36We've got a patient with a seizure disorder
10:38who can't walk.
10:39Another one?
10:40I thought we kicked out the last one.
10:43Obviously, I'll let you treat your patient.
10:45What are you doing?
10:46We've got a patient with a walking disorder
10:48who can't seize.
10:52Oh, wait.
10:53I'm close, though, right?
10:54I wasn't finished.
10:55Of course I'll let you treat your patient
10:57if you meet me halfway.
10:58Well, I guess I'm not finished either.
11:01No clinic hours for the next quarter.
11:03And three parking spots next to each other
11:05so I can park diagonally.
11:07And three pairs of your underwear.
11:10I think he ain't taking up sailing.
11:15Forget it.
11:16Treat your patient.
11:17Don't treat your patient.
11:18Come to the meeting.
11:19Don't come to the meeting.
11:20I'm done playing your game.
11:21You realize the game is automatically over
11:22when the loser loses, right?
11:28Neurological Lyme disease explains the seizures
11:30and the paralysis.
11:31But not the fact that Chase seems to be treating you.
11:34He claims he can swear off sex indefinitely.
11:36Also claims that I am a boiling cauldron of repressed rage.
11:45Your theory is idiotic.
11:48Patient's antibody titers were negative for Lyme disease.
11:54And I shared a motel room with your ex-girlfriend.
11:59You make a good point about the antibody titers.
12:03He's a rock.
12:05How's your brother?
12:06Homeless guy.
12:08Haven't heard from him in months.
12:09I don't know.
12:10Wish I did.
12:11Postural hypotension,
12:12which could have reduced blood supply to his brain.
12:14Then he'd be a miserable wretch.
12:16Actually, the prognosis is...
12:18Oh, I'm sorry.
12:18No, I just meant his life is gonna unravel.
12:21In fairness, that applies to any diagnosis.
12:24Oh, why do we do this?
12:26It's not postural hypotension.
12:28He's not orthostatic.
12:29His life may unravel, it may not.
12:30He's not chasing after material things.
12:33Too bad.
12:33He might actually get those.
12:34He's looking for love.
12:36Just track down an old girlfriend.
12:37And she'll never live up to the memory,
12:39and the thrill of finding her will wear off,
12:41and he won't even be able to dream about being happy.
12:45Interesting.
12:46The patient may have found some long ago nookie,
12:49but it doesn't mean he hasn't had some in the meantime.
12:50Herpes encephalitis.
12:52Explains the neurological symptoms.
12:55EEG to confirm.
12:56IV is cyclovir to treat.
12:58How's Foreman's BP holding?
13:01Same.
13:01Well, that's strange, since I unplugged the lead 30 seconds ago.
13:11It's an admirable effort.
13:13And I'm not just saying that,
13:14because I'm scared you might turn green
13:15and rip through your own clothes.
13:22Down on the patient's romance,
13:24because your own lifespan is shorter than dinner in a movie.
13:28You're the one who said miserable stays miserable.
13:31You keep saying it several times a day.
13:34I love being back.
13:35Having every theory you and I share
13:37used as proof of my own personal damage.
13:48I'm afraid we'll need you to step out
13:49when the EEG begins.
13:51The waiting area is just down the hall.
13:52I've got to catch an early train in the morning anyway.
13:54No, don't.
13:55I'll put you up in a nice hotel
13:57or rent you a furnished place.
14:00I came for the night
14:01because I wanted to see how you were.
14:02Or maybe get back in your life a bit.
14:05But if I take your money...
14:06What's wrong with a nice place to stay?
14:10Unless, of course,
14:13you don't want to stay.
14:16I guess I could keep my motel room
14:18another night or two.
14:28Need a consult.
14:30I did an EEG on my patient.
14:32Turns out the reason the prior doctors
14:34thought it wasn't a neuro problem
14:35is because it's not a neuro problem.
14:38But the EEG did show signs
14:40of metabolic distress.
14:41Scan his abdomen?
14:42Yeah.
14:43Let's assume we'd already figured that out
14:44on our own
14:45and found a mass on the pancreas.
14:52The mass looks solid.
14:53I'd say it's cancer.
14:54If our neoplastic syndrome
14:55would explain the neurological symptoms,
14:57you need to get a piece of it.
14:58Schedule a CT-guided biopsy.
15:00Yeah.
15:01Let's assume we'd already figured that out
15:02on our own.
15:04Then what's this consult?
15:08Why haven't you been yelling at me
15:10about the Cuddy twins?
15:13Because you're doing the right thing.
15:16We talk about the same issue.
15:18Is there something I don't know about
15:20that I'm responding to appropriately?
15:22Cuddy wants you in the middle of this.
15:24So does Arlene.
15:25Because they don't want to face
15:26their own problem.
15:27Somehow, in your knee-jerk, juvenile way,
15:30you tripped and fell
15:31into an actual adult response to this.
15:36You're right.
15:42That was Cuddy's strategy all along.
15:45She wanted me to think
15:47that she desperately needed me to be there
15:50so that I wouldn't be there.
15:59Where is Dr. House?
16:01I didn't want him here.
16:03This isn't about her treatment
16:04at Princeton Plainsboro.
16:05It's about the fight we had last week.
16:09I'd like a moment with my mother
16:10to try and work this out on our own.
16:13I'm afraid my client doesn't want to.
16:15It's Mother's Day Sunday.
16:16We can't have five minutes alone
16:18to fix this.
16:19Relax.
16:20You can still bill me
16:21for the time standing in the hallway.
16:28I know you're mad at me,
16:29but you can barely make it up those stairs.
16:31How many nights have you spent on your couch?
16:34This has nothing to do with our fight.
16:36We're talking about my home,
16:37not a prison camp.
16:39What did I just say?
16:39I think it was something
16:40about this not being personal.
16:42You can spend time with Rachel.
16:43I can watch over you.
16:44Win-win.
16:45Maybe I've got a medical thing.
16:47Maybe I just think I'm talking,
16:49but no one can hear me,
16:50not just my uncaring daughter.
16:53What do you want?
16:5420 grand.
16:55I'll hire help
16:56and forget this nightmare
16:57you put me through.
16:58Make it 30.
16:59I'll put in a stair lift.
17:01If my board even hears
17:04about these threats,
17:05let alone a settlement,
17:07they'll investigate what happened
17:08while you were here as a patient.
17:09House and I
17:10could both lose our licenses.
17:13I've been assuming
17:15this is personal
17:16because I don't want to assume
17:17that that's what my mother wants.
17:26House.
17:27Ex-not mom-in-law?
17:29You said you weren't coming.
17:29After you sit pretty please
17:31with sugar on top?
17:33Problem is,
17:34we only give store credit.
17:35So I say
17:36we put your old,
17:37cracked, poisonous hip
17:38back in here and now.
17:39I saved your life.
17:41Happy to unsave it.
17:42He's being an ass.
17:44If I could join you
17:45in suing him...
17:46She was like this in bed too.
17:47Always scheming
17:48to get the lawyers
17:49out of the room.
17:53If House isn't going
17:54to take this seriously,
17:55I know a few judges
17:57who will.
18:02Was I supposed
18:03to be the good cop?
18:07I had to rig the monitor.
18:10I had a lot of salt
18:11with breakfast.
18:15You think I'm repressed too?
18:17I think you're in danger
18:18of being dissolved
18:19by your own stomach acids.
18:20What about Chase?
18:22Leave all that nonsense
18:22about him being celibate?
18:24Don't know,
18:24but I'm rooting for him.
18:26Read the studies.
18:28The fewer partners you have,
18:29the happier you are
18:30with your ultimate partner.
18:32Hmm.
18:33Then you're going
18:34to be miserable.
18:35Those studies,
18:36it's important
18:38that they have
18:38a control group.
18:40There's the tumor
18:41on his pancreas.
18:43There's one
18:44in his kidney
18:45and one
18:46in his colon.
18:49One looks avascular,
18:51one looks vascular,
18:53the third looks calcified.
18:55It's three completely
18:56different cancers
18:56at once.
18:57on average.
18:59Not so lucky after all.
19:03You had to go
19:04all Wile E. Coyote on me.
19:05You told me
19:06that Arlene wanted me
19:07in the middle of it.
19:08I had to show her
19:09that no good
19:09would come of that.
19:11Seriously,
19:11that's your rationalization?
19:14How about
19:14you didn't like
19:15that Cuddy tricked you,
19:17even though you wanted
19:17the same thing as her.
19:19You didn't like
19:20that she got the best of you.
19:22You've got more anger
19:23toward her
19:23than you realize.
19:24I'm happier without her.
19:28So I'm not stupidly
19:29expecting her
19:30to make me happy.
19:31I'm happier
19:32with my unhappiness.
19:34Do you listen
19:36to what you're saying?
19:37Because I have to.
19:38I'm holding a summit meeting
19:39to force you and Cuddy
19:40onto the same page
19:41before a lawsuit gets filed.
19:48Three completely
19:50unrelated cancers at once.
19:52Multi-cancer syndrome.
19:53Von Hippel-Lindau?
19:54Wouldn't have
19:55touched his colon.
19:58I hereby certify
20:00that Dr. Foreman
20:00has not sampered
20:01with this blood pressure
20:02mechanism in any way.
20:04And after I prove
20:05I'm 100% stress-free,
20:07do I get to strap you
20:08into a chastity belt?
20:09What if the patient's
20:10missing a tumor
20:11suppressor gene?
20:14How would we even find it?
20:15We need to blast him
20:16with chemo now.
20:17You can't give
20:17the patient chemo.
20:18His platelet counts
20:18through the floor.
20:19Even worse,
20:20it'd contain his cancers.
20:21If we want to know
20:22what they have in common,
20:23we've got to see
20:23where they spread next.
20:24You want to wait
20:25six months
20:25while the cancer spreads
20:26and his seizures
20:27and paralysis get worse?
20:28Well, now,
20:29that's crazy talk.
20:30But if we pump
20:31the patient full of
20:32vascular endothelial
20:33growth factor...
20:35Foreman doesn't like
20:36that idea.
20:44You want to grow
20:45more and bigger cancers.
20:48If we can't figure out
20:49what three small ones
20:50have in common,
20:50maybe we can figure out
20:51what eight big ones
20:52have in common.
20:56Is this idea real,
20:58or are you just
20:59threatening to kill
20:59the patient to screw
21:00with me?
21:06This whole thing
21:07is idiotic.
21:08What does it matter
21:09what's inside of me
21:10if I know how to control it?
21:11It makes no difference
21:12to us,
21:12but you may want
21:13to make out a will.
21:15Go get Lotto Boy's consent
21:17and turn his cancers
21:18up to 11.
21:28You, what,
21:29found my old yearbook
21:30and got a picture
21:31of my high school boyfriend?
21:33Actually,
21:33that would've been
21:33a lot simpler
21:34if I took this
21:35ten minutes ago.
21:40Your high school boyfriend
21:42who dumped you,
21:43leaving you unable
21:44to believe
21:44that anyone
21:45can rekindle
21:45an old flame.
21:47He dumped me
21:48after I hooked up
21:49with his sister.
21:56Would you mind
21:57letting him down gently?
21:58I might have made
21:59promises you can't keep.
22:06We are giving you
22:07more cancer.
22:08The risks of that
22:09aren't kind of obvious.
22:10We'll scan you,
22:11run your blood
22:12at frequent intervals.
22:13We believe this
22:13is our best chance
22:14at finding
22:15the underlying
22:15genetic flaw.
22:26Will you marry me?
22:33Don't be stupid.
22:34If this cancer overwhelms me,
22:36at least I'll die happy
22:37here and now
22:39instead of hoping
22:40for a future
22:40I may never have.
22:43I love you.
22:46No, you don't.
22:48You don't know.
22:49You can't know.
22:54We both need more time.
22:57And I believe
22:58we're gonna have it.
23:06Do you notice she's wearing
23:07different clothes every day?
23:08As opposed to the same
23:10Starfleet-issued tunic?
23:11She said she came for one night.
23:12Why'd she pack for more?
23:14So she stuffed an extra
23:14sweatshirt in her bag
23:15or she bought some.
23:17Used?
23:17She's here because
23:18an old bow struck gold.
23:19She turned down a proposal.
23:20How long a game
23:21do you think she's playing?
23:22I think if she said yes
23:22after 14 hours,
23:23even he'd be suspicious.
23:25You're lucky you're hot
23:26and smart because
23:27well, you're just
23:29lucky you're hot
23:30and smart.
23:48I need a hooker.
23:50Not if you can make
23:51that work.
23:53How is that supposed
23:54to relax you?
23:57It's not for me.
23:58It's for Chase.
23:58I'm saving myself, too.
24:00Maybe you should get a couple.
24:01You're riding me.
24:02Why not ride him?
24:03Because I can get
24:04a rise out of your BP.
24:05His PP, on the other hand.
24:07Forget yoga.
24:08Embrace Zen.
24:09You're a repressed idiot.
24:11He's a horny idiot.
24:12Neither one of you
24:12can do anything about it.
24:14Pretty sure that's Zen.
24:20I may be your patient,
24:22Dr. Mortimer,
24:23but I'm also a woman.
24:24The only real woman
24:26you've ever known.
24:27That's the dementia talking
24:29for God's sake.
24:30God's sake.
24:35I thought we were meeting
24:39in Cuddy's office.
24:40And I put one of the radio
24:41frequency tagged sponges
24:42from the OR
24:43in your portable television.
24:45However much it hurt,
24:46I did have a right
24:46to break up with you.
24:47I just want everything
24:48to have a hidden
24:48personal agenda.
24:49You need to get over it
24:51instead of torpedoing
24:51our jobs out of spite.
24:53It can just be that
24:53you're paying professionally.
24:55Stop!
24:56You're both at fault here.
24:58You for trying to manipulate
24:59House when you used
25:00to know better,
25:01and you for
25:03being you,
25:04which is an especially
25:05bad idea under the circumstances.
25:06I had good reasons.
25:08You had lame rationalizations.
25:10If I hadn't played him,
25:11he'd have found out
25:12about the meeting
25:12and crashed it anyway.
25:13It would have been
25:14a lot more efficient.
25:15Enough!
25:15Okay, here's what's
25:16going to happen.
25:17Tomorrow, I drive
25:17both of you to Orleans.
25:19You're going to write her
25:19a personal check for $30,000
25:21and tell her she can stay
25:22in her own home
25:22with your blessing.
25:23You're going to do this
25:24because you actually
25:25give a crap about your job
25:26and this hospital
25:27and your mother
25:28and possibly even house.
25:31And you're going to say,
25:32I'm sorry,
25:32and not utter one syllable more.
25:35Because I'm an idiot.
25:35No, because if you don't,
25:37I'm going to tell the pharmacy
25:38to stop issuing
25:38Vicodin prescriptions in my name.
25:42Mom, I'm not paying for gas.
25:50Anything look different?
25:52Not yet.
25:54Where's Jennifer?
25:55She's embezzling money
25:56from my Swiss bank account.
25:59That's what you think, isn't it?
26:00I'm being taken for a ride?
26:04I think she wouldn't be here
26:06if you were still
26:06fixing refrigerators.
26:09One random set of numbers
26:11doesn't change human nature.
26:13Those sets of numbers
26:14are what kept me going.
26:16Clutching those tickets,
26:18thinking about the life
26:19I could have,
26:20finding Jennifer again.
26:22So you figure
26:22if one long-shot dream came true,
26:24the other one will as well?
26:26You think you're protecting me.
26:30I think you're sad.
26:32Can't stand to see somebody happy.
26:44Mom, here's a check.
26:45It's a settlement
26:46for all you've been through.
26:48Of course you can stay in your home.
26:49It was wrong of me
26:50to suggest otherwise.
26:55I'm sorry
26:57that we saved your life
27:02in the way that we did.
27:05B-plus.
27:07I hope this resolves everything.
27:08I can tell you
27:09that both your daughter
27:10and Dr. House are deeply...
27:11This is 30 grand.
27:13Which is what you asked for?
27:15This covers pain and suffering.
27:16What about the probate lawyer?
27:19Did you two...
27:20I have to change my will.
27:22Leave everything to Julia
27:24so this one doesn't try
27:25more funny business
27:26to get control of my home.
27:28I'm sure we can toss in
27:29another 2,500.
27:30Well, because I'll have
27:30to kill you tonight, then.
27:33Mom, I'm not interested in...
27:34You already think you own my body.
27:36Why not my home, too?
27:37Okay, everybody stay calm,
27:39and we can...
27:39You have to lash out
27:40at everyone who tries to help you?
27:41Live in your own kitchen sink, Brolic.
27:43Whoa, whoa, whoa.
27:44Harsh.
27:45I didn't think you had a case before,
27:47but that is no way
27:48to talk to a patient.
27:49You are right.
28:04Chase has had his eyes
28:05on this one for months.
28:07Meaning he has eyes?
28:09I paid her 100 bucks.
28:10When he hits on her,
28:11might be tonight,
28:12might be next week,
28:13she's gonna slap him
28:15and storm off.
28:16So, your plan is to prove
28:18you're both full of crap
28:19all in one move?
28:20First, he'll compliment her hair,
28:22and that's how he breaks the ice.
28:24Next comes some kind of joke or story.
28:28He's sharpening his harp on.
28:29Are my moves this predictable?
28:33She's grabbing his arm.
28:35He's going in for the kill.
29:05Don't let it get to you.
29:11Put a lot of gas on the fire.
29:13Ultrasound will give us
29:14a good look at the damage.
29:16A little more gel.
29:17I never made a will.
29:19I want to provide for you
29:20if I don't...
29:21Stop it, will you?
29:22I'd like you to hold
29:23your breath for a sec.
29:24Your money.
29:26There's charities, causes,
29:28your family.
29:29You gotta ask yourself
29:31what's mattered to you most
29:33year in and year out.
29:37That can't be right.
29:40Is it bad news?
29:42No.
29:44We've been pumping you
29:45with growth factor,
29:47but you don't have
29:48any new cancers.
29:50The tumors you had
29:52all shrank.
29:56Three tumors disappearing
29:57means we were probably wrong
29:59about him missing
29:59a tumor suppressor gene.
30:01How many milligrams
30:02are you going to ask for?
30:03This test is what
30:04raised my blood pressure.
30:06I'm used to it now.
30:09Go.
30:11If it's autoimmune
30:12and he created antibodies
30:14that ended up
30:15fighting his own tumors,
30:16growth factor would have
30:17made the underlying
30:18autoimmune condition better.
30:19Maybe it was never
30:20cancer in the first place.
30:21Of course it was cancer.
30:22We biopsy.
30:24It could have been
30:26a false positive.
30:27MLA dosis?
30:28His EKG voltage
30:29has been on the low
30:30end of normal.
30:31What if the tumors
30:32were actually protein deposits?
30:35GI biopsy to confirm,
30:37chemo to treat.
30:38She's making that diagnosis
30:39based off of
30:40low normal EKG.
30:41Low normal is still normal.
30:45That thing cannot be right.
30:47Low normal is still low
30:48and that thing does not
30:49have money riding on you
30:50being wrong
30:51like the rest of us do.
30:52Chase fixed this.
30:53Oh, I think you're
30:54confusing Chase and Foreman.
30:55I used to do that
30:55all the time.
30:57I know it's Rick.
30:58Because you're Mr. Cool,
31:00nothing could possibly fade.
31:01Because I took a beta block.
31:13Both times, right?
31:17His platelet count's still low.
31:19Chemo's still a death sentence.
31:20Treating for amyloid
31:21with normal EKG
31:22is like doing heart surgery
31:23on a guy because he's
31:24ten pounds overweight.
31:25It's insane.
31:25Well, we'll do it your way.
31:26Go shatter the patient
31:27until he gets better.
31:28GI biopsy to confirm,
31:30chemo to treat.
31:40Here's the dirty little secret.
31:42I just think we are
31:43who we are.
31:43And I think lotteries
31:44are stupid.
31:49Janet Hemorrhoid.
31:55That's not my name.
31:56It's why I'm here.
31:59Oh, I see.
31:59It goes across.
32:01We'd better make this fast
32:02because I'm about to lose
32:03my medical license
32:04for malpractice.
32:05It's nothing unusual.
32:06The head of the hospital
32:07is about to lose hers, too.
32:18I heard Cuddy quadrupled
32:19your clinic hours.
32:20Yeah, but you know what?
32:21I'm flying through patients.
32:22Arlene wants another meeting.
32:24I know.
32:24I told my seconds
32:25to tell her seconds
32:26that she gets no second chance.
32:28Well, technically,
32:29it's a third chance,
32:30but I don't have thirds.
32:31Cuddy told her the same thing,
32:32more or less.
32:33She got us on the same page
32:34after all.
32:35I've been thinking
32:35about your irrationality,
32:37and I've come up
32:37with a rational explanation for it.
32:39That's quite a challenge.
32:40You don't want to let go of Cuddy,
32:42so you're clinging
32:42to the negative interaction
32:44because some small part of you
32:46thinks the bad stuff
32:47beats nothing at all.
32:48almost making this work.
32:50All you've got to do now
32:51is change reality.
32:53Perhaps if I was the one suing me.
32:55You didn't start it,
32:56but you had the chance
32:57to end it,
32:57and you didn't.
32:58You love her, House,
33:00and it's human to hang on,
33:01but you're blowing up
33:02not just your job,
33:03but any chance
33:05of any kind of relationship
33:06with her again.
33:16Hey.
33:20Hey.
33:25What's this?
33:27It's a check
33:28for $10 million.
33:40Uh, I don't know
33:42what to say.
33:43I mean,
33:44you've already been
33:45so generous.
33:47By hiring you?
33:49For a whopping six figures?
33:51My own blood?
33:53Best friend I ever had?
33:57Year in, year out?
34:30You wearing contacts
34:32under your glasses?
34:33I must have forgotten
34:35to take them off.
34:36They're tinted.
34:37Do you change your eye color?
34:40Sometimes I like
34:41to mix it up.
34:43I don't understand
34:45where you...
34:46You...
34:47You don't have brown eyes?
34:56Where'd the name
34:56Baby Bear come from?
34:59I don't...
35:00It's so long ago,
35:02I don't...
35:02It's a birthmark
35:03on your left breast.
35:06In the shape of a bear.
35:07You forgot that?
35:15It's the one thing
35:16I never told you.
35:18That's why she doesn't know.
35:21It's not like that.
35:23I swear.
35:28Get out.
35:29Get out.
35:30Get out, both of you.
35:31Come on, man.
35:33Get out.
35:35I'm sorry.
35:36Get out!
35:38Both of you!
35:47You were right.
35:48I'm just another lottery pool.
35:52My life sucks.
35:54It'll always suck.
35:57He's crashing.
35:58Everything's shutting down.
36:05The patient had a cardiac arrest
36:07and his lungs and liver failed
36:08before we even started the chemo.
36:10Brain symptoms that aren't brain symptoms,
36:12Jim, is it come and go?
36:14It's not amyloidosis.
36:17You're forgetting alopecia.
36:19Oh, I'm sorry.
36:20I thought you were just listing the things
36:21that's not alphabetically.
36:22His long-lost love was a fraud.
36:24Thirteen figured that out.
36:25Good for her.
36:26Decades of menial work.
36:28Three cancers.
36:29Couldn't make him die miserable.
36:31She just did.
36:31The truth made him miserable.
36:34It's like there's two of me.
36:39Keep the clinic shut down.
36:41But wherever it is,
36:42it's isolated to be administrative for.
36:44I'm not going to evacuate the whole...
36:54Only way to get the two of you
36:55in the same place at the same time.
37:01Reopen everything.
37:02Readmit everyone.
37:03Now.
37:05I want you both to know
37:06I'm filing the suit today.
37:08Delivering the paperwork
37:09to your counsel's office.
37:11You have to be destructive.
37:12You have to tear things apart.
37:13God forbid you should say
37:15what's really on that twisted mind of yours.
37:16And you're the great peacemaker.
37:18Single mom.
37:19Can't keep a man long enough
37:21to cook a meal.
37:22You'd be dead
37:23if it weren't for our mistreatment.
37:25And somehow,
37:26you'd still find something to whine about.
37:28We'll let the court decide who's whining
37:29since you're so sure.
37:30We're not getting back together.
37:34What is you talking about?
37:36It's your only explanation.
37:38Why she keeps making threats
37:40without ever filing
37:41her stupid yet completely valid lawsuit.
37:44Why she ripped up her will
37:45and she kicked half the hospital
37:47out on the street.
37:48She wants us united against her.
37:51This is her drawing blood
37:54over the latest
37:55of a long line of imaginary slights.
37:58She doesn't care
37:58if anyone else is happy
38:00for a single...
38:05Look at you idiots.
38:08Who else is going to put up
38:09with either of you?
38:15I asked you to move in.
38:19That meant
38:20we weren't going to reconcile.
38:25I'm sorry, Mom.
38:29Some things take more
38:31than a common enemy.
38:35and you're an idiot
38:36with impossible standards.
38:54Common enemy.
38:57Only to trigger brain symptoms
38:59when there's nothing wrong
39:00with your brain.
39:01You have something else
39:02to turn your brain
39:03into a common enemy.
39:05You have a teratoma.
39:06Usually harmless
39:08congenital growth
39:09which can be filled
39:10with almost any kind of tissue.
39:13And unusually
39:13and not at all harmless.
39:15If I'm right,
39:16yours is filled
39:17with primitive cells.
39:18Some of which developed
39:19into brain cells.
39:21These foreign cells
39:22leaked into your bloodstream.
39:24Now the body
39:25is a little xenophobic
39:27or creates antibodies.
39:28The problem is
39:29there's not much difference
39:30between brain cells
39:31in your abdomen
39:31and brain cells
39:32in your brain.
39:33To make matters worse,
39:35primitive cells
39:36can become
39:37almost anything.
39:38They grow like weeds
39:39which means
39:40they can turn into tumors
39:41and destroy whole organs systems.
39:47But the cancer?
39:48It's cancer.
39:50It's just growing so fast
39:51it collapsed under its own weight.
39:55Am I going to live?
39:56Cut out the teratoma
39:58and what's left
39:58of your cancer.
39:59You should be fine.
40:02Think of it
40:02as your second luckiest day.
40:05It's hard to feel lucky.
40:07The woman I loved
40:08was a fraud.
40:10No, actually
40:11a fraud was a fraud.
40:13I felt for her
40:14just the same.
40:16You may stay miserable
40:17but your long-lost love
40:19is not going to be
40:19the reason why.
40:28Katie, don't go right there,
40:31no...
40:45Katie, don't throw in the towel.
40:48Let me dry you off, I'll shower
40:51You used to be my little sickling
40:54But now it's me that needs some fixes
41:09I think about you every second
41:13How long will the pain last, do you reckon?
41:16You used to be my little sickling
41:19But now it's me that needs some fixes
41:28And what is it about the time?
41:32And what is it about the place?
41:35And what is it about your face
41:39That keeps me on the line
41:50It's the real Jennifer
41:53Or at least the only one to show up who actually has the birthmark
41:57He's renting her an apartment
42:01It's the land horribly
42:02Not for him
42:05She may take all his money
42:08He may be a naive idiot
42:09But he'll always be hopeful
42:11So he'll always be happy
42:18You lost your mother
42:19You euthanized your brother
42:21You got the life expectancy
42:23Of a pretty good sitcom
42:26If you can convince yourself
42:27That you'd be miserable no matter what
42:29Even without all that stuff
42:30And maybe you don't have to hate the universe
42:33For dumping a giant turd on you
42:38Fatalism is your survival mechanism
42:43And you?
42:46Dumped by everyone you've ever loved
42:47Rehab was a bust
42:50Your leg feels like somebody took a giant bite out of it
42:56We are who we are
42:59Lotteries are stupid
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