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00:01Given good-ish behavior, in 8 of 12 months' time served, we have the discretion to grant parole Friday the
00:1010th, five days from now.
00:13Are you sorry about what you did?
00:17Yes.
00:23Yes?
00:26That's the correct answer, isn't it?
00:29Are you trying to annoy us?
00:30No, I'm just trying to give you the answers you need to cover your asses, fill out your forms, and
00:34let me out of here.
00:35We need you to show us remorse.
00:38Is that how our system works? Release the best actors? Shudder to think what that world would be like.
00:43You drove your car into your ex-girlfriend's house and then fled the country for three months.
00:47I knew that her daughter was at grandma's like every Friday, and I saw everyone else move into the living
00:53room.
00:54They could have moved back.
00:54Which I would have noticed since I was driving right towards them.
00:57Shut up.
00:58We got an order to reduce overcrowding.
01:01But let me be clear.
01:03You mouth off to one guard.
01:05We catch you with a single cafeteria tray in your cell.
01:08You break any rules I don't even remember.
01:10You can park your ass here for four more months.
01:13So forget being sorry. Can you stay out of trouble for five days?
01:16Please?
01:20Yes.
01:54What do you think?
02:01You're not?
02:03Come on.
02:07Gather for meds.
02:10A sofa!
02:23Why do you keep helping him?
02:27Yeah, why would I want to make sure that my homicidal cellmate is taking the right antipsychotics?
02:37House!
02:56He's got 80 milligrams on the panel. It's 40.
03:03You're right. I'm sorry.
03:05No worries. I like my nurses naughty.
03:07I like my nurses naughty.
03:09You're right. I'm sorry.
03:12I'm starting to think Mendelssohn. I just really like the taste of my spit.
03:19Hey, House. Check out our new brand, man.
03:24You really get a thing for swastikas, Mendelssohn.
03:29Like an ironic thing?
03:31It's a German name.
03:32So is House. I'm Jewish.
03:36Yeah. A little black gay gypsy.
03:40I'm Jewish.
03:42I'm Jewish.
03:46I'm Jewish.
03:53You're Jewish.
03:55bishop three. Queen to kings, bishop seven. Hey, your house, right? I got these weird
04:07paints in my elbows and in my knees. You know what's weirder? It's how the clinic is a large
04:13room and you somehow confuse me. Well, to be fair, I am large.
04:25Hi, Rolo. I realize this is probably a rhetorical question. Why are you stealing my stuff?
04:32Hey, house, I've heard you're on a short time. You won't need this.
04:36You heard about my parole, but not about my violent reactions when people steal my tuna.
04:43Put it back. Nuh-uh.
04:50Really? You're stepping to a guy who outweighs even 50 pounds and he was carrying a
04:55cane, which, while prison approved, would still cause some issues if it inserted into
04:59your colon. Yeah, like you losing your parole. And you ain't gonna rat me out
05:05neither because you don't want to get a snitch jacket and wind up shanked in the
05:08showers. So you're just gonna let me walk out of here.
05:29You want to get back at these guys? Get out alive on Friday.
05:38Now go to workhouse.
05:43Oh, and that was checkmate, right? Yep.
05:52I heard you on that short time house.
05:54You're like tuna. You're a little late.
05:57I want your stereo and your headphones.
06:04You can wait till you finish your work.
06:09Drop it off in my cell.
06:2799.9. I'm going to start him on ceftriaxone.
06:33Good catch. I might have missed that.
06:43It's not gonorrhea.
06:46I didn't say it was.
06:48Not out loud.
06:49But you're figuring a joint pain plus fever plus a low lifestyle equals a ceftriaxone
06:54prescription.
06:55So you're saying I got the clap?
06:56I've only been in here one week.
06:57My girlfriend's clean.
06:59I ain't got a girlfriend in here.
07:02How do you know about ceftriaxone?
07:05House used to be a doctor.
07:08Not going back.
07:10And that look of shock is elitist and offensive.
07:13Doctors could be degenerates.
07:15This is America.
07:17Subtle eyebrow loss.
07:19It's lupus.
07:28There's no discoid or malar rash on his face.
07:31Which would be dispositive if he was just a giant head.
07:34He's got a point.
07:35I'll let you make the call.
07:37No, there's no reason to search for a bodily rash since lupus doesn't usually present that
07:42way.
07:42Usually?
07:44Well, I guess that's good enough for prison work.
07:55You don't write people up for mouthing off, do you?
08:00Not usually.
08:07You don't want to mess with Stomper.
08:09He didn't get that name because he's a fan of Santa's reindeer.
08:17Do you think one of Santa's reindeer was called Stomper?
08:20You're missing my point.
08:21I'm not going to listen to a guy who can't name the reindeer.
08:23Well, you saw what happened in the yard with Diaz.
08:26He better said a couple words and set the boy off.
08:33I don't know.
08:35I know that look.
09:00Hey, Stomper.
09:01Where's my stereo?
09:02I brought it to your cell.
09:04It ain't there.
09:04I was just getting to that part.
09:06Rolo followed me in and took it.
09:13No way Rolo dissed me like that.
09:14Way?
09:15I don't want to start any rumors.
09:17But what?
09:19He was all, I can take Stomper.
09:22I was all, how come?
09:23He was all, how did he ask?
09:25Kicked his ass last month.
09:27In fact, he actually called you Stompy with an E.
09:31It's like he's just once.
09:33You took my stereo?
09:35Get out of my house, Stomper.
09:36I ain't got no stereo.
09:39Then what's this then?
09:40What?
09:41I didn't do that there.
09:41You're going to lie to my face, lying son of a bitch.
09:43What?
09:43I didn't do anything.
09:45Next time I will take your stereo.
09:47Let's go.
09:48Hurry up.
09:49Ah.
09:50Hurry up.
09:50Oh, boy.
09:52Oh, boy.
09:52Oh, boy.
09:52Oh, boy.
09:55Oh, boy.
09:55Oh, boy.
09:56Oh, boy.
09:56Oh, boy.
09:59Oh, boy.
10:00Oh, boy.
10:01Oh, boy.
10:01Oh, boy.
10:06That was stupid.
10:10You know, I get a synonym for clever.
10:13Time to get out of solitary, I'll be teaching physics at the University of Fiji.
10:20You have four days left.
10:23How many more tricks do you got?
10:52How many more tricks do you got?
10:55How many more tricks do you got?
11:20Don't.
11:24It's another pet.
11:27This is going to end badly.
11:30Again.
11:31Remember, we talked about this.
11:33At least I talked, and you stared at me eerily.
11:39I think it was eerily.
11:40Eerily felt like the best-case scenario.
11:58Hey, take off your shirt so I can find the rash.
12:02Well, now you want to help me.
12:04Because that doctor didn't believe you?
12:06Well, if you could think of a better way to prove that she's an idiot, I'm all ears.
12:11Let's get this over with.
12:12Yeah.
12:18That's Nicole.
12:20She lives at her mom's now on account that she lost a job, and her mom hates me, so she
12:25can't visit.
12:26She ain't accepting my calls.
12:30That's what happens when you date a 12-year-old.
12:33You don't believe me?
12:36Belief implies a level of giving a crap that I am never going to achieve.
12:40Pull out of your pants.
12:59It's not that I was trying to prove you're an idiot or anything, but Lupus Boy and I were at
13:03the beach this morning, and I noticed a rash on his left thigh.
13:06I checked you out.
13:10You were a pretty big deal.
13:13What went wrong?
13:16Something very obvious and very boring.
13:19Drug-related?
13:21Forging prescriptions?
13:24Oh, you're good.
13:25Just like Lupus Boy will be when you start him on prednisone.
13:28Name should have been a giveaway.
13:30I'll send him up.
13:32Why are you so sure I'm going to do what you say?
13:36Because you're a smart, old-money trust fund girl who took this job because your liberal ideology makes you want
13:43to make a difference.
13:43You're already getting bored, and this is interesting.
13:46Why would you say any of that?
13:50Your shoes, different, expensive pair every day, but never leather, which means you're both rich and liberal.
13:57Antique locket, some polished gold, not some hipster thing.
14:01It's a family heirloom, which means old money.
14:02Osler scarf, only on Fridays, which means you did your residency at Hopkins, which means you're smarter than how our
14:09interactions would so far indicate.
14:12And your eyes, the only time you haven't looked bored in the three months since you've been here is when
14:18we've been discussing this diagnosis.
14:21So, yeah, you'll treat him for Lupus.
14:50Parole.
14:54You didn't tell me.
14:59I didn't want a big emotional scene.
15:02You know what the rules are.
15:04On short time, tax goes up.
15:09How many do you want?
15:11All of them.
15:13Come on, Mendelsohn.
15:15I should be on six a day.
15:17I get four, and I give you two.
15:25I get one in my cell after lights out, plus Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, it's 11 in the hall.
15:31I got 20.
15:33You know, on Monday, you get out Friday, five days.
15:36You should have told me earlier.
15:39Did you give out four a day, max?
15:41Well, you'll figure something out.
15:44You're a creative guy.
15:46What if I just go into protective custody and spend the next three days in the hall?
15:50You could PC up, but then you'll get out.
15:56And unlike you, I got friends on the outside.
16:04Porter.
16:06Doc, what you need?
16:08I'm running a special on grilled cheese this week.
16:11Got some new girly mags, too.
16:12I was thinking of something more.
16:14Micodinny.
16:15At least 16.
16:17I need them Friday at night.
16:19That's pricing.
16:21They can be done.
16:22How about you have one of your peeps on the outside saying $200 to my boy up in train?
16:26I am peep-less.
16:29This is just you hagging, right?
16:31No.
16:33You ever see me chatting on the phone, taking visitors?
16:37All right.
16:38I'm going to have to clean you out.
16:40I'm going to need to see some tuna.
16:41I'm going to need to see some stamps.
16:43Stereo.
16:44Just get them to me as soon as you can.
16:55What happened?
16:57I was trying to use the phone.
16:59I just got jostled a little bit.
17:02I don't hear you.
17:05I just bumped into the wall.
17:14It's not lupus.
17:16Is that good?
17:19Does it feel good?
17:51I'm sick.
17:53No.
17:53I'm just going through a bit of withdrawal.
17:56Trying to survive on one a day for the next few days.
18:00No.
18:07Fix them.
18:22It's not lupus.
18:23It broke his arm.
18:25Or it is lupus and he was in a fight.
18:27He was in a jostle.
18:29Because if he admits he was in a fight, then he goes to the hole.
18:31That's why he lied to the guards.
18:33He's got no reason to lie to me.
18:36See?
18:37There are those eyes again.
18:41How about a viral syndrome?
18:43Or MRSA?
18:45I wouldn't chew up the bone that fast.
18:47A reaction to meds could.
18:49May I?
18:49May you what?
18:50Make me lose my jaw by showing you a patient file?
18:56But why don't you assume no recent meds?
18:59How long can I assume that he's been smoking based on his yellow fingers?
19:03You're thinking lung cancer.
19:06Metastatic.
19:07I'll x-ray him on Friday.
19:09We share a traveling x-ray machine with two other clinics.
19:13I'm out of here on Friday.
19:13He's not.
19:16Well, how about it?
19:17If he throws a clot and strokes out, you can use the x-ray to do the autopsy.
19:22Start him on blood thinners.
19:23Very interesting practice you must have run.
19:25No need for tests.
19:27No need for proof.
19:29Where are you going?
19:30To the proof store.
19:36You were right about Nicole.
19:39A lot of me not caring.
19:41Thought so.
19:43It wasn't her mom.
19:44It's her.
19:46She doesn't want to talk to you.
19:48Please.
19:49I'm trying to listen to your lungs.
19:50I'm self-pity.
19:53Cancer to the weight.
19:55Hey.
19:56Heading out to the yard.
19:58Mind trying to find me a cricket.
20:01Do you want a swap trick?
20:03You don't think they'll piss off your cell even more?
20:06And he figures it's a different bug.
20:08Pressing the same.
20:09Like in Vertigo.
20:11Well, I'll try.
20:12But they spread so much pesticide.
20:14I'm surprised we're alive.
20:20Good point.
20:23Hey.
20:25How's it coming?
20:26It ain't.
20:27The Confederates were giving themselves spanking new tats.
20:29They put in a claim on all my vicodin.
20:31I love you, my brother.
20:33But not as much as I love my gang of crazy, rooted out of Nazi bitches.
20:42Now try an inch to the left.
20:45Hear the difference?
20:50Yeah.
20:51It's called an acoustical shadow.
20:53Means he's got a tumor.
20:55How did you find that without a stethoscope?
20:57I didn't even know you could do this.
20:58Start the blood thinners.
21:00So I for sure got lung cancer?
21:02No.
21:02Yeah.
21:04All you've proven is there's an anomaly in his chest.
21:07Which means your initial diagnosis could still be right.
21:09Which apparently really bugs you.
21:14I could do a clotting test.
21:20That's...
21:22That's a good idea.
21:23We're just going to cut your earlobe a bit and check back in two minutes.
21:26If there's a little blood bubbling up, that's normal.
21:30But...
21:31If it's completely clotted, it may indicate cancer.
21:35Okay?
21:36Ready?
21:38Ready?
21:58Are you really leaving medicine?
22:02What are you going to do?
22:08You know, for someone who asks as many favors as you do,
22:12you sure don't make any effort to win me over.
22:19Before I went to med school, I thought about getting a PhD in physics.
22:25You ever heard of dark matter?
22:28The way galaxies rotate the motion of the universe means there's six times more stuff than we can detect.
22:35It's been theorized.
22:37No one's ever proved it exists.
22:39So, uh...
22:40So you want to research it?
22:42Why?
22:43It's the greatest mystery there is.
22:46Theory of everything.
22:47And completely divorced from humanity.
22:50Oh, me and humanity.
22:52We got together too young.
22:56You have a gift.
22:58There is something in this world you are undeniably great at.
23:04You can read people.
23:06You...
23:06You understand them.
23:08You...
23:08You gotta go back to medicine.
23:12Well, if that gift is related to what brought me here,
23:15you'll understand if I want to check the returns policy.
23:19Hey!
23:20Is this supposed to happen?
23:27God.
23:42Himini didn't chirp much last night.
23:46If it's a disease, it's six inches under.
23:50But this could also be pesticide poisoning.
23:55Bicarbonate of soda is being used to treat.
23:59Eh?
24:00Just so much.
24:01And no more.
24:12Mmm.
24:21This is where you say thank you.
24:26Or...
24:26I say thank you
24:28for not killing me.
24:59Hey.
25:02The X-ray didn't show any tumors.
25:05The acoustical shadow was just a lipoma.
25:07I'm thinking...
25:09You all right?
25:10I'm fine.
25:12Ibuprofen?
25:13It's not gonna help.
25:25You can look at the patient file if you want.
25:28You trust me?
25:30Any reason I shouldn't?
25:31You're really not good at reading people, are you?
25:34Or buildings.
25:35People are complicated.
25:36And people change.
25:38Not that much to the first, and not at all to the second.
25:42They'll give me the file.
25:43If we add clotting disorder to the symptoms, it's gotta be a toxin.
25:46This guy's the only one with symptoms.
25:48It's either gotta be his cell or his workstation.
25:50The laundry.
25:51So maybe a solvent or detergent.
25:53Can you give me an escort?
25:55Gather samples.
25:57Dr. Adams?
25:59Why does this man have a file?
26:12You need to get caught in swabs.
26:15Not now.
26:16I got something to do.
26:18You're a prisoner on tear time.
26:20By definition, you have nothing to do.
26:22Call a family, a friend, to work?
26:23I'm gonna get through eventually.
26:24If you're getting slower, you're getting weaker.
26:26Those things attacking your bones, your joints, your blood.
26:29Look, my girl's more important.
26:32She's not your girl, you idiot.
26:36She was the girlfriend of a loser drug dealer.
26:39Think she's got the self-control to wait around for three years?
26:42You think she should?
26:44There's a reason we're locked away from nice, normal people.
26:50Her life outside is over.
26:55Friends, your girl.
26:57The woman you worked with.
26:59You've moved on.
27:03Get out my house.
27:07Get out!
27:19Where's Sykes?
27:20Off at his other clinics.
27:23Great.
27:24I'm gonna go to the laundry.
27:25Give me some swabs.
27:26No.
27:27What?
27:28He yelled at you for letting me see the file.
27:30You'll get over it.
27:31A few years of therapy.
27:32Why did you lie to me about what you were in for?
27:41Okay, so I drove a car into a wall instead of stealing some pills.
27:46You obviously don't care what I did.
27:48You care that I lied to you.
27:49You feel jilted.
27:50I feel stupid.
27:52It doesn't even make sense.
27:54Why are you doing time?
27:55You didn't have any priors.
27:57You didn't hurt anyone.
28:03I ain't a bad lawyer.
28:15I'm sorry.
28:17We can't talk about this case anymore.
28:44I hear you're gonna need an incentive to get on my pills by tomorrow.
28:47I-I-I-I-I can't get all 20.
28:50But once I get out...
28:51Give us a minute.
29:00Why do you think I'm on Bus Barone?
29:03The stress.
29:05I get the runs almost every day.
29:09Any sign of weakness, 20 guys would line up to stick a sharpened-up toothbrush in my eye.
29:15So as much as my better nature really wants to give you a pass,
29:20it just wouldn't be good for my health.
29:24See you tomorrow.
29:48I need your help.
29:52Do you have any matches?
29:54No, a serious contraband.
29:56What are you planning to do?
29:59About a stick of gum.
30:02Sure.
30:06I'm gonna need that too.
30:11Why?
30:13Why do I need the pen that you always carry around and never write with?
30:21It's fine.
30:22This is plan B.
30:24...
31:00What happened to your cheek?
31:04What is it?
31:10Fire.
31:12House, we got it back.
31:13Wait, Sarah.
31:14Come on.
31:21Hey, House.
31:22You were saying something about her.
31:24I should, like, uh, swab or...
31:26Confusing me with the clinic again.
31:32What?
31:33You abandoning me?
31:35As soon as you leave, I am.
31:37Why?
31:38What changed?
31:39I'm just done.
31:41You know, you, medicine, fixing people, done.
31:46Now get out.
31:47No.
31:51Your lips are swelling.
31:55Open your mouth.
31:56Did you just eat something?
31:58Meatloaf.
31:59Potatoes.
32:00Coffee.
32:01Are you allergic to anything?
32:04Guard!
32:06You're only an animal like the shot.
32:08Guard!
32:09Damn it.
32:10I gotta make a hole so you can breathe.
32:13Guard!
32:17Guard!
32:18Guard!
32:19Guard!
32:21Guard!
32:24Guard!
32:24Guard!
32:24Guard!
32:24Guard!
32:24Guard!
32:30Guard!
32:33Guard!
32:33with your hands behind your head.
32:35Alvarez, look at what I'm doing.
32:36It's a tracheotomy.
32:37Come on, man, you know I'm a doctor.
32:41What's wrong with him?
32:45I have no idea.
33:30I have no idea.
34:00I have no idea.
34:32I have no idea.
34:49I need to be taken into protected custody.
35:28It wasn't the food.
35:30It was the heat.
35:33It's mastocytosis.
35:34It can be set off by hot liquids like a coffee he just drank.
35:38Masto is usually a skin disease.
35:40Usually?
35:41It can hit any organ.
35:43Joint pain, osteopenia, anaphylaxis, eyebrow loss.
35:47It fits.
35:48It fits.
35:48That's a possibility.
35:49I'll run some blood tests.
35:51No, no.
35:52It's almost impossible to confirm Masto with blood work.
35:54Give him five aspirin.
35:58If he has masto, he'll go into anaphylactic shock and won't be able to breathe again.
36:03You do understand the meaning of the word confirm.
36:05I'll do it.
36:07I almost died in that cell.
36:09So, House, you're in here because you think you can do whatever you want whenever you want.
36:14You can't.
36:15And neither can I.
36:16The ACLU would have my job, my license, maybe even my house if I do an unauthorized experimental...
36:21But if it is masto...
36:22It's not.
36:23Well, then what do you have to lose by giving him the aspirin?
36:25I'm not taking the risk.
36:26It's his risk to take.
36:28If he has another attack and there isn't a doctor in the next cell, he could die.
36:31So, for one second, will you stop covering your ass and do the test?
36:36I think House is right.
36:37No.
36:43You're a moron and a coward.
36:45I'll do it myself.
36:47Guard.
36:49You're done here.
36:50Just like every other place you've ever set foot in your life.
36:54If I ever see you in here again, I will write you up and they will revoke your parole.
37:10Dr. House.
37:13Did you get on the Vicodin you needed?
37:16I'm not an idiot.
37:17And fire.
37:19The bruise on your face.
37:21I talked to prisoners.
37:22I know about exit taxes.
37:23You're clearly getting squeezed.
37:27I need 20.
37:36And let me back into the clinic when Sykes is gone.
37:39I'll take care of Nick.
37:39You can't if you're not willing to do this.
37:41Just take care of yourself.
37:49I'll take care of Nick.
37:51I'll do it.
37:52I'll do it.
37:54I'll do it.
38:02I'll do it.
38:05I'll do it.
38:08Well done.
38:10I knew if you'd learn nothing else in here you'd learn the smart things to fall in line
38:24You're absolutely right
38:44Come on. Come on. Thanks for getting me to the clinic. Take him out. I got only two years left
38:55in my stretch
38:57Take him out. I need backup. I need backup. Yo, I need a little help here. I need backup. I
39:02need backup. With that backup, there's gonna be fight here. Alvarez!
39:09Come on, man!
39:13Sullivan, back off!
39:16You're gonna be held responsible!
39:17Hey, I'm just playing solitaire.
39:39He's gonna be held responsible!
39:40You're back!
39:42He's gonna be held responsible!
39:53I need backup!
39:56You are so lucky you got a guy in an ambulance headed to Princeton General, another dozen getting tear gas
40:02hosed off them.
40:03Hey! Sit down!
40:13Where's the aspirin?
40:18Oh, God. Did you get beaten up on purpose?
40:22House, what are you doing?
40:25Hey!
40:27House, open up! This is a direct order!
40:30It's always a direct order.
40:32Months. I heard an indirect order in here.
40:35Dr. Adams!
40:37They're gonna revoke your parole.
40:39They're gonna charge you with extra crimes.
40:41You'll be here six more months. Minimum!
40:44Sorry. Distracted. You were saying?
40:46I checked your file. You didn't have a bad lawyer.
40:48You had no lawyer.
40:50You took the first deal they offered you
40:51because you wanted to punish yourself.
40:54You think getting beaten up, you think saving this one guy
40:56will wipe your slate clean?
40:58No.
40:59Then why are you doing this?
41:00Because I have a gift.
41:03Once you drink this, you should get an attack almost immediately.
41:07That is if I'm right.
41:08You just bought yourself months in solitary.
41:10Was it really worth it?
41:11If I'm wrong, no it wasn't.
41:14No! No! No! Get the cup! Get the cup!
41:17Just drink it! Drink it!
41:18No! Grab the cup!
41:22Hands behind your back!
41:25What were you thinking?
41:27I don't know. I-I-I was-I was scared.
41:39No! You're fired. No. You're beyond fired.
41:44You're completely un-hireable anywhere.
41:47You understand that?
41:50Yes.
41:51Now shut up and let's see if he has an attack.
42:07Come on.
42:08Come on. Just a little more time.
42:14Come on. Just a little more time.
42:19Come on. Just a little more time.
42:20Get him out of here.
43:12You want to wait.
43:18You're right there.
43:19All right.ficion??
43:21I'm so
43:51We'll see you next time.
43:52That's some bad hat, Harry.
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