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00:08Hey.
00:09Hey, I'll be right there.
00:10Take your time.
00:12You want to pick it a drink of water?
00:14No, no, not at all. Help yourself.
00:31Not exactly beach reading, huh?
00:34Do you understand any of that stuff?
00:35Well, most of these I can get through, but that one?
00:38Can't get past a dust jacket.
00:39Where's Ted?
00:40Laid off. Company's going with per diem workers.
00:43You know, you don't have to pay overtime, health insurance.
00:45Wow, that sucks.
00:46I don't mind, really. I'm not a 40-hour-a-week kind of guy.
00:53Uh, if I could just get you to sign.
00:56Right, um...
00:58Hang on one second. I want to show you something.
01:04You're gonna laugh, but, uh, I swear, this guy, James Situs, looks exactly like you.
01:12Hey, hang on a second.
01:15This guy is you. I saw a profile Nova did on you.
01:18You're, like, the youngest guy to ever graduate MIT.
01:21Standards were lower back then.
01:23You got an IQ of 178. Published three books and 35 papers, all before the age of 18?
01:28Yeah. Uh, sorry. I really need to get going, so if I could just get you to sign off.
01:33All right. I'll trade you. I'll sign if you'll sign.
01:37I'm not that guy anymore.
01:39Come on, man. That's the most exciting thing that's happened in this place in years.
01:51Come on. Don't be like that. I'm paying you a compliment.
01:57There's no time. My hand's not working.
02:02Hey, hey. Whoa, whoa. You okay?
02:06No.
02:14No.
02:15No.
02:28No.
02:30You got it.
02:32No.
02:33We can do it.
02:34No.
02:39You got it.
02:49I don't know who Dr. Wilson is, and we don't have tabs.
02:53Do you know who I am?
02:55No.
02:55Good.
02:57But, sir!
02:58I got it.
02:59It's all right.
03:02Thanks.
03:03Although, I should make it clear that for two bucks, all you get is top half over the clothes.
03:08Any plans for Turkey Day?
03:11Go to my sister's for dinner.
03:12Why?
03:14Just making pleasant conversation.
03:16Heard telefolks doing such.
03:17How about we talk about this?
03:20Fifteen-year-old, recurring migraines and blurred vision.
03:23Great.
03:24Really?
03:24Sure.
03:25There's no point putting a band together if we're not going to play any gigs.
03:28Hold on.
03:29Take this instead.
03:30I was expecting more resistance.
03:32That was the old me.
03:33New me is static-guarded and friction-free.
03:36Enjoy your drumstick.
03:43Ready to save some lives.
03:46Thirty-two-year-old career.
03:48Ataxia, anemia, mild cough.
03:50CT was clear.
03:51Talk screen negative.
03:52What are you so excited about?
03:53Why wouldn't I be?
03:54Got all my starters back, plus a couple of first-class free agents.
03:58I feel like Mike Tomlin.
04:00Probably not as much as you do, but you get the idea.
04:03Ataxia, anemia could be viral.
04:05Maybe West Nile.
04:06Fever?
04:06Lymph glands were normal.
04:08Anybody seen Wilson?
04:10Hyperbilirubinemia?
04:11Yeah.
04:11Like, that's a real thing.
04:13Meningitis.
04:14Anemia is a stretch.
04:16Page Dr. James Wilson at 558.
04:18What about Sickle Cell?
04:19Guy's white.
04:20Whites can get it.
04:21Come on.
04:22We get the tennis elbow and all the money.
04:24Let them have Sickle Cell.
04:25TTP's a better fit.
04:27He's right.
04:32Wait, you thought I wouldn't agree with him?
04:34Ever?
04:35We didn't agree with him.
04:36That's why he dumped you.
04:37Oh, sorry.
04:38It was mutual.
04:38We're cool, okay?
04:39Nobody's angry, nobody's hurt.
04:41Sounds passionate.
04:42TTP makes sense to me.
04:44Not to me.
04:45What if he had a history of...
04:46One big happy family.
04:47TTP it is.
04:49Confirm with blood smear and Adams TS-13 antibodies.
04:52Dr. James Wilson, please call 558.
04:56Can you cure it?
04:57TTP isn't completely curable,
04:59but the symptoms are manageable with the proper treatment.
05:01Is this the treatment?
05:02No.
05:03First, we need to do a blood test to confirm the diagnosis.
05:05But he's gonna get better.
05:06Honey, that's what she's saying.
05:07I'm gonna be okay.
05:08Don't worry.
05:09How can't I worry?
05:10You're in the hospital.
05:11I'm gonna be fine.
05:12You're sure everything was fine before?
05:14Well, given your educational background,
05:16you'd think you could at least find a job with a medical plan.
05:19We have money.
05:20Don't worry.
05:21It's not that.
05:21It's just, I want to make sure we have all the information we should.
05:25My husband wouldn't lie.
05:26It's okay, baby.
05:27He's just doing his job.
05:28He just wants to make sure I'm not a secret drug addict or an alcoholic.
05:33Or hiding a history of mental illness?
05:37I work as a courier because I want to.
05:40It's easy.
05:41I don't have to think.
05:41It's too hard to think.
05:43No.
05:43Just unpleasant.
05:45No matter what I did, it really wasn't good enough.
05:49Then I met Dara.
05:50She didn't care how smart I was or what I might accomplish in the future.
05:53It was the first time in my life that I was really happy.
05:56So I decided I would rather be happy than smart.
06:12You all right?
06:14Sorry.
06:15I know you're not okay.
06:17I mean, uh...
06:18She left.
06:20Went back to Chicago.
06:23Any chance of reconciliation?
06:25No.
06:27Sure you don't want to grab a drink after work?
06:29Figured we could talk about the perils of dating doctors.
06:32I wasn't dating Cameron.
06:33Sorry.
06:34I didn't mean to.
06:34I know what you're doing and I appreciate it.
06:37But I've got it under control.
06:39That's what you said about the Dybala incident.
06:42And obviously you didn't.
06:43And talking about it obviously made things so much better.
06:52Didn't you think there was something weird about that guy?
06:55Not really.
06:56In fact, he seemed pretty normal.
06:58That's my point.
07:00Guys with IQs off the chart are usually completely abnormal.
07:05Speaking of house, why'd you come back?
07:08I mean, you must have taken a major pay cut.
07:09Life's too short to worry about money.
07:11Your wife feel the same way?
07:12She's happy to cut back on some things, like sex.
07:18Why'd you come back?
07:19Why wouldn't I?
07:20Like Foreman said, nobody's angry.
07:22Nobody's hurt.
07:24Schistocytes.
07:26That means TTP.
07:27Which is what we thought it'd be, remember?
07:29This is a good thing.
07:30This is an easy thing.
07:31And house doesn't take cases that are easy, which means it's not TTP.
07:34And he wants to see how long it takes us to catch up to him.
07:41Schistocyte suggests TTP.
07:43Good.
07:44Now what?
07:45Normally we try plasmapheresis, but the patient has an albumin colloid allergy.
07:49So?
07:50So that means we have to give him a splenectomy.
07:52Yes, it does.
07:59It's not a second.
08:08Wilson?
08:09No.
08:10Do you know where he is?
08:11Not in here.
08:12You're sure you want us to take out his splenectomy?
08:14Is that what a splenectomy is?
08:15I thought it was an ice cream treat.
08:17Yuck.
08:18So you do really think he has TTP?
08:20You're not just testing?
08:21Yeah.
08:21Like I had time for games.
08:25So why did you really take this case?
08:27Is it obvious?
08:28I'm fishing for dinner and pipe.
08:40Missed you at breakfast this morning.
08:43And lunch.
08:44I had a dentist appointment.
08:46You know where Cuddy's sister lives?
08:48You see, this is why I don't answer your urgent pages.
08:51Because they're not urgent pages.
08:54I've decided what I'm going to do about Cuddy and Lucas.
08:56I'm going to break them up.
08:58Of course.
08:59Give me a purpose in life.
09:01Goal.
09:02Raison d'être.
09:03Albeit a selfish, mean-spirited, childish raison.
09:07I think of it more as benevolent.
09:10There's only two possible outcomes for their relationship.
09:12They split or they stay together forever.
09:15If it's split, then the sooner it happens, the better for everyone.
09:17But stay, my meddling won't matter.
09:21In fact, if they survive it, it might even make their bonds stronger.
09:25How you manage to elevate your narcissism to beneficence is masterful.
09:31And I've decided to do a Thanksgiving dinner, just because I'm sentimental.
09:36Dinner is at Cuddy's sister's, which brings us back-
09:39House, don't.
09:40I fished for an invite.
09:41Cuddy wasn't biting, so I'll have to crash.
09:44I have no idea where Cuddy's sister lives.
09:47Ask, thou shalt receive.
09:49You can't honestly think I would help you with this.
09:52Not help me, help Cuddy, remember?
09:55If you don't get it, I'll be forced to use more nefarious methods.
09:59Happy holiday.
10:04Ah, looks great.
10:07So he's all better?
10:09Probably be on some long-term meds and he's about 10 ounces lighter.
10:13Other than that, I might even know it's gone.
10:16Did you hear that, honey?
10:18You're gonna be just fine.
10:21When can I get out of here?
10:22Everything checks out less than a week.
10:25Good, because those boxes aren't going to deliver colors.
10:29Colors?
10:30Green.
10:32And orange.
10:34And ceiling.
10:36Cuddy, do you know where you are?
10:38Cheering.
10:39Cheering?
10:41Sure.
10:41He's stroking. Call the cath lab now.
10:44Hang on.
10:48Blood flow is restored.
10:50It appears to be no permanent damage.
10:51Good news is, turns out to be an exciting, action-packed thrill ride of a case after all.
10:56Bad news is, we took out his spleen for nothing.
10:59Thank God he's still got his appendix and tonsils.
11:01So, what looks like TTP, acts like TTP, tests like TTP, but isn't TTP.
11:07CNS vasculitis explains ataxia and anemia, maybe the stroke.
11:12CT would have picked up something.
11:13Hi, I'm Greg House.
11:15I'm a friend of your sister, Lisa.
11:16Could be DIC.
11:18Lisa Cuddy.
11:19Sorry, wrong number.
11:21You gonna ask?
11:21I'm sure he's got a perfectly logical explanation.
11:23Can't be DIC.
11:24No hemorrhaging.
11:25But I'm calling all 12 Julia Cuddy's with a 100-mile radius.
11:29See?
11:29Completely reasonable.
11:31Acquired pan-set opinion?
11:33WBC's normal.
11:34Hey, Julia, you're, uh, you're Lisa's sister, right?
11:38You sure?
11:39You are number 12.
11:41Maybe she got married and changed her name.
11:43Otis Campbell.
11:44Probably kept her first name.
11:46The mnemonic for toxins, O4 organophosphates, T for tricyclis, I for insulin.
11:50Or as I remember it, moist place.
11:53That's place spelled with two L's and a silent B.
11:55Except the tox cream is negative.
11:57Standard tox cream.
11:58Unstandard toxins don't show up on it.
11:59Well, you two do an unstandard tox cream.
12:01You two search his home.
12:03Otis Campbell's gotta be hiding somewhere.
12:06Smartest guy in the world, and this is the best he can do.
12:09Maybe he's doing what he loves.
12:11Delivering boxes was a childhood dream.
12:14Soda, processed cheese, marshmallow spread, nothing in here is capable of going bad.
12:19Agroprofen, eye drops, cough syrup.
12:23You want to come over for Thanksgiving dinner?
12:28You never asked me over it before.
12:29Why now?
12:30I just never thought of it.
12:32But now that we're both on the team...
12:34And my wife left me.
12:37Is that a bad reason?
12:39No, but, uh, I'm okay.
12:42I'm both the food and friends.
12:45Mice.
12:47Leptospirosis could explain the ataxia and the anemia.
12:50But not without a fever.
12:52You have someone to talk to?
12:54Yeah.
12:55Who?
12:58What, you want names?
12:59Look, you lost a friend.
13:01I get it.
13:02But I'm not Kuttner.
13:03Good, because Kuttner never used to come over for dinner.
13:07I'm going to pretend there's something interesting over here so you'll shut up.
13:22Actually, there is.
13:24He's got sketches of atomic structure.
13:28This one's full of math proofs.
13:31They're all old.
13:32Nothing since 96.
13:34This isn't some homework assignment his parents forced on him.
13:38This is passion.
13:41Why do you want to stop doing this?
13:42Marriage destroyed his soul.
13:56Ooh.
14:00Maybe it was just the booze.
14:06Thank you, Doctor.
14:07You've been wonderful.
14:08How's that you, Diana?
14:09Be well.
14:12You're helping.
14:13Voluntarily.
14:15He's done six already.
14:17Figures you might be getting backed up in the holiday season and all.
14:20So which one of us slipped through the wormhole into an alternate dimension?
14:23I have always loved to travel and paint.
14:26Lucky number seven.
14:28House.
14:29I know you're trying to be nice, but I also know you're doing it because you have an agenda.
14:33Wow.
14:34Sexy and smart.
14:36Lucas is a lucky guy.
14:38The question is, is this a bad agenda or a good one?
14:43Either you're trying to screw with me or you're trying to show me that you've really changed.
14:51So which is it?
14:53I'm dying to know.
15:01What are you doing for Thanksgiving dinner?
15:03There.
15:05Peace in our time.
15:08It cost me 45 minutes of clinic duty.
15:13This is a three-hour drive.
15:15Have you considered the possibility that this is a fake address?
15:18You think she'd send me to a bacon lot for Thanksgiving dinner?
15:21If she's smart.
15:22She is.
15:23That's why I ran it through motor vehicles.
15:25Good as gold.
15:26This cannot end well.
15:29Don't want it to end well.
15:31She comes by date.
15:33You're not going to want to miss this.
15:37The unstandard tox grain was as clean as the standard one.
15:40But we found vodka stashed away in this place.
15:44What's with the ties?
15:46Makes me look adorably non-threatening.
15:50Party or party-hardy?
15:52Lymphophilia would explain all the symptoms.
15:56Party.
15:59So, the guy's a brainiac.
16:02His secret drug of choice is booze.
16:04He's kind of pedestrian.
16:06Don't you think?
16:06Talk to him.
16:07He's a pedestrian guy.
16:08With pedestrian alcoholism.
16:10Liver biopsy can wait until after Thanksgiving.
16:12Yes.
16:13Assuming the biopsy is going to tell us exactly what we expected to tell us,
16:16it can wait until after New Year's.
16:17On the other hand, Talb and 13 can do the liver biopsy today.
16:21Why us?
16:22Juniority.
16:23Welcome back.
16:25What do you want us to do?
16:26Same as me.
16:27Have a happy Thanksgiving.
16:32I'm not an alcoholic.
16:34Yes, you just hide vodka around the house for fun.
16:37I drink.
16:38Just not a lot.
16:39Since when do you drink at all?
16:42I have one shot when I get home from work, baby.
16:44That's it.
16:44So why lie to your wife about it?
16:46Because it's not important.
16:48What difference does it make?
16:49That you drink every day by yourself?
16:51I have one lousy drink, okay?
16:54Have you ever seen me drunk, ever?
16:55No, but you've obviously been drinking enough to hurt your liver.
16:58My liver is fine.
16:59And still?
17:04There we go.
17:05This test is a waste of time.
17:18Time to go.
17:20I have one.
17:22I have a voice.
17:26I know I have one.
17:29I have one.
17:30I have one.
17:31There we go.
17:35It's a waste of time.
17:59Julia?
18:00No, I'm the house sitter.
18:02They're in Hawaii for the week.
18:12Happy Thanksgiving.
18:13Happy Thanksgiving, you guys.
18:18You must be Dr. House.
18:19I was told I should offer you a turkey sandwich.
18:37Tuna salad.
18:38Closest thing they had to turkey.
18:40Thanks, but I'm hoping I can still get out of here
18:42and catch a tail end of dinner with my wife.
18:44Anything?
18:44No cirrhosis, no scarring, no infection.
18:47Blood panel?
18:47Elevated albumin, 7.2.
18:51That's it?
18:51Everything else is fine.
18:53So it was a waste of time.
18:57Unless it's not his liver that's elevating his albumin,
19:00it's his kidneys.
19:02Renal failure.
19:03Explains the anemia.
19:04If he developed hyperkalemia, that would explain the ataxia.
19:07How about the stroke?
19:08Ischemic encephalopathy.
19:10Nice.
19:12Except now we have to stay and test his kidneys.
19:28Key under the mat.
19:31There's no key under the mat.
19:32Oh, right.
19:34You need to replace one of your kitchen windows.
19:37I held myself to your wine cellar.
19:40I'll leave a buck on the way out.
19:43You're not right for her.
19:45And you are?
19:45Less wrong.
19:46You know.
19:47Ah.
19:50And then I started thinking.
19:57What was I saying?
19:59You were saying it's late and...
20:01Man.
20:01She invited me.
20:03She didn't know if she should.
20:05She was trying to figure out if I really have changed or if I'm still the same old SOB I've
20:14always been.
20:18She always gave me a chance.
20:23832 chances.
20:25I used up every one of them.
20:28832's her limit.
20:30Make a note.
20:34How about a cup of coffee?
20:37It's just instant, but...
20:46I'm pathetic.
20:49I don't deserve her.
20:52Okay.
20:53Okay.
20:54All right.
20:56Uh...
20:56Here.
20:57Hey.
21:02Maybe she'd crash here.
21:04It's a sofa bed.
21:07I love her.
21:13The patient's liver's fine.
21:14It's his kidneys that are shocked.
21:16And where the hell is house?
21:17He left a message on the machine.
21:18He's not coming in today.
21:19So what causes kidney failure?
21:22Rhabdomyolysis.
21:22No edema.
21:24Trust you had a wonderful Thanksgiving?
21:25I don't remember.
21:27So I guess I did.
21:29Multiple myeloma.
21:30No bone pain.
21:31You got drunk alone?
21:33No.
21:34That would be a sign that I don't need to talk to you about this.
21:37Polycystic kidney disease?
21:38No UTIs or flank pain.
21:41Well, what if his cough is more than just a cold?
21:44He hasn't been coughing.
21:46It's in his history and we found a new bottle of cough therapy.
21:48His medicine kept in the cough.
21:49Could mean good faster syndrome.
21:50It affects kidneys and lungs.
21:52I thought I'm on immunosuppressors and dialysis.
21:54We'll do it right after we run by house.
21:56He's not answering his pager.
21:57Looks like he's leaving it up to us.
21:59Us.
22:00Not you.
22:00And since we don't disagree, you can save your fight for another case.
22:11How long do I have to be hooked up for?
22:13Four to six hours a day until we see an improvement.
22:17What if you don't?
22:17Then we keep doing it until he gets a transplant.
22:19You were sure it was his spleen.
22:21And then you were sure it was his liver, which he told you it wasn't.
22:24And now you're sure it's his kidneys.
22:26It's definitely his kidneys.
22:27We just don't know why it's his kidneys.
22:33Any word from Cameron?
22:36Nope.
22:38I started seeing a counselor after my diagnosis.
22:42She's really good.
22:44Why does everyone assume that everyone works in the exact same way?
22:48We pretty much do.
22:49Our egos want us to think we're all snowflakes, no two alike.
22:52But really, we all want the same things.
22:55Love.
22:56Forgiveness.
22:58Chocolate.
22:59Well, what I want is for everyone to leave me alone.
23:02How do I get that?
23:13What did you say to Lucas last night?
23:17I know.
23:18There were a lot of consonants.
23:22I don't remember how I got here.
23:24Never mind what I said.
23:25Well, I just talked to him.
23:26And he said he thought it'd be better if we stopped seeing each other.
23:30Said he didn't realize how much there still was between you and me.
23:34And he didn't want to get caught in the middle of us.
23:41I was drunk.
23:43Whatever I said, he counted.
23:45I've had enough house.
23:47I actually felt bad about scamming you.
23:52But then you lived down to my expectations and then some.
24:00There is no us.
24:04There never will be.
24:14It worked.
24:16Please tell me you're talking about a medical procedure.
24:18They split up this morning.
24:19You're the very first one I've told.
24:22And you think she'll start dating you?
24:24I'm sure she hates you.
24:26With her eyes say, how will I ever pay you for that tennis lesson?
24:31Ah, what a shame.
24:32They'll get over it.
24:34I meant for you.
24:35I'll get over it faster than they do.
24:39I can't believe that Lucas fell for my...
24:41I never say this because it's so personal except that I'm drunk.
24:44A profession of love.
24:46The second oldest trick in the book.
24:47You're right.
24:48It's his fault because he's stupid.
24:55He certainly is.
25:04You're stupid.
25:07Well, I'm a rubber and you're glue.
25:11He's not pedestrian.
25:12He's stupid.
25:13At least stupider than he should be.
25:15He's a DXM junkie.
25:18Dextromethorphan.
25:19As in cough syrup?
25:20Wasn't taking him for his cough.
25:21It's cheap, available at your corner drug store.
25:25And taken in high doses.
25:26It's a dumb drug.
25:28Dumb drug?
25:29Well, he obviously hasn't...
25:32He's smart compared to you.
25:33He's a moron compared to what he was.
25:37Robo-tripping.
25:38Lowers the IQ.
25:39Also causes brain damage.
25:41And less, taking the proper amount of ethanol.
25:44About one drink per day.
25:46He wasn't abusing the booze
25:48and taking the cough remedy medicinally.
25:50He was abusing the cough meds
25:52and taking the booze medicinally.
25:56Bravo.
25:58Why would you do that?
26:00If you had a gift, why would you just throw it away?
26:03I didn't throw it away.
26:05I just turned it down a little.
26:07When my brain was on low,
26:09everything didn't seem so miserable anymore.
26:12Life was bearable.
26:14I thought that I did that.
26:17You do.
26:19Long-term abuse of DXM explains all your symptoms.
26:23Even, oh sweet irony, your cough.
26:26Hold by all the lavage, activated charcoal.
26:29You get all the traces of it out of your system.
26:31You'll be the unhappiest little courier in no time.
26:35I don't think I can live without it.
26:40You'd be surprised what you can live without.
26:42Make him a genius.
26:45I can't believe it.
26:47He looks so much better already.
26:51We were thinking about calling GQ.
26:53Lavage has removed all traces of DXM from his body.
26:57You're trying again.
26:59What is it?
27:00Just doodles.
27:00No, it's not.
27:02Come on, Jimmy.
27:02I want to know.
27:05This is a toroidal helicon plasma device.
27:12It determines the amount of energy expended by the subatomic particles.
27:21I'm thirsty.
27:22Could you give me a juice or something?
27:25Yeah, of course.
27:28I'm so happy to meet you.
27:36I told you.
27:38Do you know what the difference between her IQ and mine is?
27:4291 points.
27:44In relation, she's closer to a gibbon than she is to me.
27:47Having sex with her would be an act of bestiality.
27:51I assume you didn't marry her for her skill in applied physics.
27:55I just wish you could spell it.
27:57You really think you'd be happier than someone who could spell better?
28:01No.
28:03That's the problem.
28:05I'm the one who's a jerk.
28:07But I owe her everything.
28:11I want to want to be with her.
28:15And when I'm clear, I...
28:20I can't.
28:25Fainting, dizziness, shortness of breath.
28:27Sometimes.
28:28Is the wait always this long?
28:30Only on days that end in day.
28:33Diarrhea, weight loss.
28:34I bet.
28:36Don't you ever shave?
28:38Yeah, once a week.
28:39How about you?
28:41Stomach pain, tenderness.
28:43Every now and then.
28:44Are you this rude to all your patients?
28:46Oh, yes.
28:46Don't think you're special.
28:47So, we've got a lot of vague, unverifiable symptoms.
28:52And all the physical signs are perfectly normal.
28:55What do you think I have?
28:56I'm not sure.
28:56But I think it's a lame job.
29:00What?
29:01You're a rat.
29:03Insurance company sends you out to check on the quality of medical care.
29:06That's ridiculous.
29:07Is it really?
29:08You seem a lot more interested in asking questions than answering them.
29:11Handwriting in your medical records is obviously not a doctor.
29:13It's because I can almost read it.
29:15And when you went out for a urine sample, I looked in your purse.
29:18Found the list of questions you were supposed to memorize before you came to the clinic.
29:22I was looking for gum.
29:24You're an ass.
29:25Put it in your report.
29:26I tell you what.
29:27I'll give you 20 bucks if you'll pretend that I'm not when we leave this room.
29:34Remember, first ice, then heat.
29:36If you have any problems, don't hesitate to call.
29:39Thank you, Dr. Howe.
29:43Wait a second.
29:44Where's cutting it?
29:45Gone for the day.
29:48Hey!
29:49Hey!
29:49Hey!
29:49Boy!
29:52Sorry.
29:52Can't remember if I mocked you yet for being a male nurse.
29:56I think this counts.
29:58Fair enough.
30:03That isn't the man I married.
30:05Yes, he is.
30:06He's just...
30:08Smarter.
30:09Give him some time.
30:10I'm sure...
30:10He hates me.
30:11His body is going through the trouble.
30:13He's adjusting.
30:14Maybe he never loved me.
30:16Not really.
30:17Maybe we never really had anything at all.
30:20Somebody help!
30:27I can't feel my legs.
30:30I can't feel my legs.
30:35Anywhere.
30:36Nothing.
30:42We have to talk about this.
30:45It's late.
30:46I'm tired.
30:49I know it's a big pay cut.
30:51But I'll always have the chance to make money.
30:53I won't always have the chance to do this job.
30:55That's what you think?
30:57That it's about the money?
30:59So it's that I didn't consult you before I took the job?
31:02That was offensive, but it's not about that either.
31:05So then...
31:09Can you give me the first letter?
31:14When we got married, you were an intern working 30 hour shifts doing grunt work.
31:19And we both put up with it because we knew that it was leading to something better.
31:22In your private practice, you are the boss.
31:25You call the shots, but now, you're 40 years old, you're still doing grunt work.
31:31That's what this is about?
31:32You think I'm a wuss?
31:35He made you miss Thanksgiving dinner.
31:48Vitamin B12 deficiency gives us anemia, numbness.
31:52Not a stroke.
31:52If he has a vascular malformation.
31:54Anemia is not macrosyting.
31:58Sorry to inconvenience you.
31:59Dying patients can be so thoughtless.
32:01Don't.
32:03Great comeback.
32:04Is that Oscar Wilde?
32:05Come on, people.
32:06Bone marrow malignancy.
32:07Wouldn't produce just the sites.
32:09Lupus.
32:09Gee, thanks for coming in.
32:10ANA was negative.
32:12What about you?
32:14Got any predictable drivel you'd like to add?
32:16I think they've given you enough already.
32:18Well, at least they're trying.
32:19They're not just sitting there like roadkill.
32:21Give me something.
32:22Give me something, or I'll get your ex-smarter half on the phone and ask her.
32:28A house.
32:28I'll close it up for a while.
32:39I'll close it up for a while.
33:03you're gonna be pressing charges against the ottoman i tripped over against chase
33:09pretty sure the ottoman was acting alone you're free for dinner this weekend at least three
33:16other people saw him do it mass hysteria either night i can't have doctors punching each other
33:21out oh my god who got punched and more importantly for chase's sake i need to know if he's able
33:27to
33:27handle himself or if i should be getting him some help chase couldn't punch anyone he was with me
33:32when i tripped over the ottoman if you're not planning on eating this weekend maybe a movie
33:37i'm not doing this house it's not fun anymore just do your job
33:57i need your help what happened to your face i was mowing the lawn when the phone rang
34:05you're a computer i'm gonna feed you data and you analyze it what are you gonna feed me 20 years
34:10of medical knowledge too that's not gonna work i know i don't have anyone else to ask
34:22it's lonely isn't it it's not that bad and you're not that smart you ever tried to kill yourself
34:33not quickly i did 12 years ago i jumped off the top of my eight-story building into a dumpster
34:39bin that
34:39day before pickup i broke my collarbone my leg and three ribs
34:47when i was in the hospital they put me on narcotics and suddenly everything was just better
34:53i didn't feel isolated or lonely that's where i met my wife she was so happy
35:03and dumb and i was smart and miserable you told me who the genius is i fell in love with
35:18her
35:19buzzed out of my head and i knew i wanted to stay that way forever
35:32enjoy
35:35easier on your conscience if i die an idiot
35:39it's a conscience
35:51which ribs did you break in the fall down the left side yeah bottom three that was 12 years ago
36:04it's probably cost me my marriage so it better be awesome ferrous oxide contrast gets absorbed by the
36:10spleen unless he doesn't have one in which case it's absorbed by the liver and fries that
36:17you're killing him you think i opened him up and didn't take out his spleen all organs still
36:21look kind of the same red and squishy
36:29oh my god accessory spleens okay that is amazing 12 years eight stories in a dumpster ago he broke
36:39three ribs damaged his spleen but so it split off circulated through his bloodstream until they
36:44landed and attached somewhere else so it is ttp i just didn't remove
36:51all of his splint 16 splenectomies pretty sure he gets a set of sneak knives with that
37:09i can outrun you
37:15sorry about the nose and the eye and the uh eyebrow
37:21guess i deserved it well if i thought that i wouldn't be apologizing
37:25your fist slipped everybody kept bugging me asking if i was okay
37:32you bust my nose to keep people off your back
37:39pretty much making people even more worried about you maybe but at least they're not talking to
37:44me about it
37:48fair enough
37:50cheers
38:00thank you
38:01don't be so grateful we'll be delivering packages for 70 years to pay for it
38:06well uh thanks for our talk it's been a while since i had a stimulating conversation
38:12so what are you gonna do go back to my life which one the one that has my wife in
38:19it
38:22robo tripping how does she feel about that well she doesn't have to know it's worked for 12 years
38:35tell your brain and say goodbye
38:46Einstein is giving himself a lobotomy and you're cool with that
39:04i'll start with t-shirts and mugs and uh see how it goes
39:17home early
39:22what happened to him
39:28you beat up house
39:29just one right hook
39:31why what happened
39:32you were right
39:33i told him we need to lay down some ground rules
39:36got a little heated that's not what i meant
39:39is he okay are you gonna be fired arrested everything's fine
39:46wow
39:47no
39:47i think that's wrong
40:07i think that's what i was wrong
40:16no
40:17no
40:19It's okay.
40:20Does your kid like animals?
40:23I had tickets to that holiday carnival.
40:25I hear they have a nice petting zoo.
40:28I think I was pretty clear before.
40:30Don't meet with me.
40:33Here. Take him. Enjoy.
40:37No, thanks.
40:40They're not fake. I didn't steal them.
40:43One of the nurses was selling them for a kid's scout trip.
40:46I know it doesn't make things right between us,
40:48but I just wanted to do something nice.
40:54I don't want them.
40:58Okay.
41:01I'll see you tomorrow.
41:13They didn't split up.
41:15She wouldn't take the tickets.
41:18Of course.
41:19Wind talker code for we never split up.
41:22How she told you multiple times she wants nothing to do with you.
41:25I wasn't going to be there.
41:27She just felt guilty that I felt guilty.
41:30So she couldn't take them.
41:32Either that or she didn't want to appease you.
41:34These weren't reparations.
41:36Just a simple gesture of remorse and she slapped it down.
41:41They didn't break up.
41:44She just wanted me to think that so I'd back off.
41:49Dare I ask what you're going to do?
41:54Nothing.
41:56He said they'd either break up or they'd stay together.
41:58They didn't break up.
42:02And you're okay with that?
42:04It is what it is.
42:09Good for you.
42:20The house knows I lied.
42:22Why?
42:22What did he say?
42:24Nothing.
42:25I could just tell.
42:26Are you going to stay together to break up?
42:28No.
42:28No.
42:29Oh.
42:30Hey.
42:32It seems like he's going to leave us alone.
42:36Why would he do that?
42:38I'm not completely sure.
42:42So, we have his blessing.
42:45I guess so.
42:47I mean, he's a meat plant parmesan.
42:52Maybe house isn't so bad after all.
42:58That would be nice, wouldn't it?
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