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00:28Textning Stina Hedin www.btistudios.com
00:40You have a patient waiting.
00:42See?
00:42I'm waiting for a follow-up.
00:44If you're talking about Mr. Kasdan,
00:46he has a deceased sticker on his file,
00:48as do all the other follow-ups you have scheduled for today.
00:55Whoops.
01:04I had colds all winter.
01:07I've been in this room a while,
01:08but it's spring now, right?
01:10I feel run down, like maybe something big is coming on.
01:14Run down.
01:15Come on, give me something.
01:16Sore throat?
01:17No.
01:18Runny nose?
01:19No, I know it sounds weird.
01:20I'm a nurse, but could you run maybe a CBC or thyroid up?
01:35Dr. Cuddy, need a consult.
01:41Until she stops seizing,
01:42I'm going to go back to my office and get my diagnosis on.
01:45She's urinating on herself.
01:46She's having a seizure.
01:47If she hadn't peed, it would...
01:49It's green.
01:54Interesting.
01:55Interesting.
02:2835-year-old woman.
02:30Had a nursing and an old-age home.
02:33Neurological symptoms and pee?
02:37Oh, green pee. I get it. Nice.
02:42Neuro is also written in green.
02:44Does that mean she has green neurological symptoms as well?
02:47From now on, I'm going to use two colors.
02:49Green indicates irony.
02:50Pseudomonas infection.
02:51She'd have a fever.
02:52Toxins?
02:53Why are we taking this case?
02:55Welcome, your lordship.
02:57We were just preparing your morning briefing.
02:59Sorry I'm late.
03:00And yes, green pee does meet the only diagnostic requirement you care about.
03:05It's interesting.
03:06But is it worth us taking this case?
03:08Us aren't taking anything.
03:10I'm taking.
03:11You're accepting.
03:13Okay.
03:14I accept.
03:15She has adult onset epilepsy and she really likes those St. Patrick's Day beers.
03:21Go check out the house and the office for toxins and infections.
03:23Her neuro exam was normal.
03:25No subsequent seizures.
03:26It's not life-threatening.
03:27It's not important.
03:29Luckily, neither are you.
03:40You okay?
03:42Fine.
03:43You in-house this morning?
03:45The way you were arguing?
03:47Airing disagreements doesn't qualify as arguing.
03:51Come on, man.
03:53I'm just trying to help.
03:54We're friends.
03:56There are 400 Japanese teenagers you were playing Halo with last night and you're better friends with.
04:01Your avatars should ask their avatars how they're doing.
04:05I consider you a good friend even if we don't hang that much outside work.
04:11I wasn't arguing with them.
04:13You kind of were.
04:14Fine.
04:15I was.
04:16You know what?
04:17I was right.
04:19You got conned.
04:21Methylthionineum chloride.
04:22Notable side effect, green urine.
04:24But she's a nurse.
04:25She knows the dosage.
04:26Knows how to fake a seizure.
04:27She pees pea soup and gets the warm attention of doctors all week long.
04:31She's a Munchausen and you're her mark.
04:33So your insight is based on discovering an anti-Alzheimer's drug at an old age home.
04:37No good reason to be sitting on her desk.
04:39You ever tried to pee on yourself in public?
04:41It's not easy.
04:42Sorry.
04:43I rushed the Jewish frat.
04:44We peed in private.
04:45For good reason.
04:46I could spot a fake seizure.
04:48Which means this was real.
04:50Which means her problem is phenol.
04:53Carbolic acid?
04:55Yeah.
04:55Maybe she accidentally inhaled some at a gout treatment facility circa 1890.
05:01It's still in some antiseptic throat sprays.
05:03She's been chugging it all winter for her colds.
05:05Phenol explains the seizure and the urine.
05:07She'd have to drink five bottles a day.
05:09Which is why I'm sure you won't have trouble discovering evidence of it when you search her house.
05:13Bye.
05:16You can start her in charcoal hemoprofusion for the phenol poisoning.
05:22Seriously?
05:25Oh, you were lying about the throat spray.
05:27That does make more sense.
05:29So why are you wasting Talb's time?
05:31Because I didn't want him to know that I'm wasting my time disproving his fake seizure theory.
05:44Chris?
05:46Chris?
05:47Chris Talb, right?
05:49Neil Zane.
05:50I was two years under you at Collegiate High, remember?
05:53Sure.
05:54Are you some big doctor here now?
05:57I'm a doctor.
05:59You?
06:00Speaking on an econ course over at the university,
06:02I tripped and banged my leg.
06:06I have some time.
06:07Tell me.
06:11Hi.
06:12Test back?
06:14Head CT was negative.
06:17What about a thyroid uptake or abdominal ultrasound?
06:20Sure.
06:21How about I flash some lights in front of your face first?
06:24You want me to have another seizure?
06:26We're gonna have to give up the room
06:27unless we can confirm a problem.
06:30Okay.
06:54Damn it.
06:57Please forgive me.
06:58I'm so sorry.
06:59What are you worried about?
07:01Maybe a night in jail for fraud.
07:03I have to go tell one of my employees he was right.
07:05I'm not a Munchausen.
07:06I'm gonna die unless you help me.
07:08You'll have to come up with something more original.
07:10A cat predicted my death.
07:16Cats make terrible doctors.
07:18Oh, no, wait.
07:19That's women.
07:20You're screwed.
07:24How'd you sleep?
07:26I've had this dizziness problem for a while now.
07:30You get checked for labyrinthitis?
07:31On antibiotics for a week.
07:33No difference.
07:34Lie down a second.
07:36Whoa, whoa.
07:36I'm dizzy.
07:37That's normal.
07:38Ah.
07:40So, what are you teaching?
07:42Entrepreneurship.
07:43I'm a CEO.
07:44OzTech Industries.
07:45We make medical devices.
07:46All right.
07:47You can sit up.
07:49So, did that tell you anything?
07:52Did I...
07:54Oh, my God.
07:57Did...
07:57You just cured me.
07:58I figured you had a tiny calcium deposit in your inner ear.
08:01I just shifted it around.
08:03I've seen three doctors for this.
08:07I'm buying you dinner.
08:08No, forget it.
08:09Come on.
08:10I'm also an investor in a club.
08:11We'll make it a night out.
08:12Well, I'm married.
08:14Boring.
08:16I know some married people who aren't boring.
08:19A few years back, I was one of them.
08:22Good luck, Neal.
08:30If you're gonna kill me and rape me, please do it in that order.
08:34This is the cat.
08:35Debbie.
08:35Have you heard of her?
08:36Debbie.
08:37Sorry, but without a last name.
08:39She was in the news.
08:40We found her as a kitten.
08:41She lives in the nursing home.
08:43She only sleeps next to people when they're about to die.
08:46Ten patients in the last year.
08:47And then yesterday, she did it to me while I was sitting on my couch.
08:51Please, the whole staff, the doctors even.
08:54We all know this is real.
08:56Can you come back later?
08:57I have some business I'm conducting with the Prince of Nigeria.
09:02Just watch this video.
09:04It'll prove I'm not lying.
09:07Dr. House, I am begging you.
09:18Just...
09:21Quick!
09:23Before she goes without attention for eight seconds.
09:26House!
09:31She's faking.
09:33The cat told me.
09:34Listen.
09:38Soft breath sounds.
09:40These are bronco spasm.
09:45Can't fake that.
09:51Debbie the cat spends most of her time just prowling the halls.
09:55The queen of her own private world.
09:56Gotta say, I don't think the changes they've made to American Idol really work for me.
10:01When Debbie climbs on a patient's bed and goes to sleep, we call the loved ones and tell them to
10:05come in.
10:06You want to treat her?
10:08She's a nutjob.
10:09Don't we all have quirks?
10:11Aren't those eccentricities what make us human?
10:14It's like Debbie's here on Earth to bring people to the other side.
10:17The doctors we spoke to also agree...
10:19My job is to get sick, too.
10:21So, you think this cat story is nonsense, and you admit she faked her earlier symptoms, but you still think
10:30she's actually sick now?
10:32Well, anything would sound ridiculous if you said it in that voice.
10:35Confirm she's faking, or I'm gonna have to kick her out.
10:39There's that voice again.
10:40I'll give you 24 hours.
10:44Consecutive?
10:51What are you doing?
10:53No, Mr. Bond.
10:54I expect you to die.
10:57Bronchospasm.
10:58Go.
10:58Bronchitis.
10:59No cough, no fever, and Blofeld didn't smoke a cigar.
11:02He might have.
11:04Dude had a lair.
11:05Means he was rich.
11:06Rich people enjoy good stogie.
11:09Sometimes send them as gifts.
11:12Hey, Tao.
11:13That sound like I was awkwardly trying to segue into making a point.
11:17Yes.
11:18Emphysema?
11:19As long as we're clean on the CT.
11:21Dogs can be trained to predict diabetic comas, epileptic seizures, they can smell cancer.
11:25It is possible there's something in this cat.
11:27It's more possible that it was just a coincidence.
11:30Ten million nursing homes, hundred million pet cats.
11:33One of them was bound to pick a few winners.
11:34Debbie was able to predict there was something wrong with the patient before you were.
11:37Is that a coincidence, too?
11:39Maybe the cat didn't predict anything.
11:41Might have caused the deaths.
11:42We should have listened to Ted Nugent.
11:44Yeah.
11:45It could be cat scratch fever, or visceral larva migrans.
11:48Maybe he didn't kill everyone at the nursing home, but it may be killing Morgan.
11:51Worms hop from the cat to the cat lady's lungs.
11:54I could buy that.
11:55Those cigars were for me.
11:57Hey, that reminds me.
11:58Why is some fancy CEO sending you a box of Cuban cigars?
12:02Is it related to your money worries?
12:04What money worries?
12:06Extrapolating from the fact that he's been skipping his morning muffin.
12:09I'd say that he lost almost all his money on the market last year.
12:13I'm on a diet.
12:15I'm also extrapolating from the online portfolio he forgot to log off.
12:20It's mostly the muffins.
12:22Scope her for worms in the lungs.
12:31It could help out in there.
12:32Yeah.
12:34It takes at least four people to look inside a crazy woman's lungs for imaginary worms.
12:38So you're in a good mood again?
12:41You need another speech about what a great friend I am?
12:47I'm telling my wife we don't need to downsize, but maybe we do.
12:53You really lost all that money?
12:55I don't care about the money.
12:56I just feel bad for Rachel.
12:57She married a guy in one situation, ended up with another?
13:00That's hard on anyone.
13:01Thanks.
13:02Makes me feel much better hearing my wife's a gold dealer.
13:04No, I just meant she married this master of the universe, successful surgeon,
13:09and now he's basically, you know, a flunky for this mad scientist.
13:13Who saves lives, so that's good.
13:18There are no worms in the lungs.
13:23What else can cause bronchospasm?
13:25Severe acid reflux.
13:27No esophagitis.
13:27It's not reflux.
13:28Why are you pushing a crash cart?
13:30Because patients sometimes crash, and they haven't yet invented a crash tractor for me to drive wildly around the hallways.
13:38Why are we in the coma patient's room?
13:45You actually think the cat is going to predict someone's death?
13:48No, I know that the cat is not going to predict anyone's death.
13:51Then I will have scientifically disproved...
13:54You didn't keep this patient despite the cat.
13:56You kept this patient because of the cat.
13:58You're scared there's something to it.
14:00If I could prove the non-existence of an omniscient god who lovingly guides us to the other side, I
14:06would.
14:06Cat version will have to do.
14:10Are you scared?
14:12Cat's brains are always in alpha mode.
14:14The few scientific tests that have seemed to confirm psychic phenomena, that's where it takes place.
14:19Please tell me that you were kidding so I wouldn't have to fire you.
14:21I was kidding.
14:23We still have a human patient, right?
14:25Airborne allergens possible?
14:26Skin test was negative.
14:27Lungs may be more sensitive.
14:29Or her house just screwed up.
14:31If you misinterpreted the breath sounds as soft instead of loud, it's laryngospasm instead of bronchospasm,
14:37which you can get from a simple panic attack, which she was having.
14:40I also heard the lung sounds too, Todd.
14:42You saying I screwed up?
14:44Screwed up is maybe too harsh, but yes.
14:49Don't you want to check their charts?
14:50Of course not.
14:51This is a double blind.
14:52I don't want to even subconsciously signal to Teddy which one's the sickest.
14:56Her name's Debbie.
14:58Are those welts on that guy's arm?
15:01Were they here when we got here?
15:07He has a severe cat allergy.
15:14That never happened.
15:16Look at Debbie.
15:22Good news, Mr. Limpert.
15:28When you don't die tonight, you will finally have done something good for the world.
15:33As opposed to your life as a fireman.
15:37Foreman's airborne allergen theory makes the most sense.
15:40Do a methicoline challenge on Catgirl to check it out.
15:50I told you to get rid of death, Cat.
15:54You see a cat?
15:55I see a litter box.
15:57This is a disability, Dr. Cuddy.
16:00Can't make it to the men's room on top.
16:01You pee on the mice, too?
16:04Well, now you see the mice actually prove that I don't have a cat.
16:06Are these...
16:09Are these the genetically modified lab mice from oncology?
16:13Genetically modified for tastiness.
16:18Get rid of the cat and get rid of your patient.
16:22My team's doing a methicoline challenge.
16:24Well, team just completed a methicoline challenge, which came up negative.
16:28I told you about the test.
16:30Tal?
16:30I'll never say, but yes.
16:34Her airway's clamped down.
16:35I heard it.
16:36If we kick her onto the street, it could happen again.
16:38I wish there was a lawsuit, Cat, who could warn you.
16:40I'm sorry, but if you won't escort her out, I'll have to get security to do it.
16:53If you're joining me for a goodbye smoke.
16:57I don't smoke.
16:58Fine.
16:59If you don't want the seventh graders to think you're cool.
17:08It went through your purse.
17:10Horoscopes.
17:12Good luck charms.
17:12You went to a good college, good nursing school.
17:15So you weren't always a superstitious idiot.
17:18I'm not a supersti...
17:19About four years.
17:21Sound right?
17:23That's when you switched from a family insurance plan to the one you're on now.
17:26I was married.
17:27I got divorced.
17:30Two years before that, you got chicken pox shots.
17:33But you only get in adulthood when you had a kid.
17:37Or I should say, when you had a kid.
17:39Because no kid has come to visit you.
17:42Which all makes me think something bad happened.
17:48It was my stepson, Timothy.
17:55What happened?
17:56He was in school.
17:58He was having his morning snack.
18:01And he choked.
18:04And the teachers saw it, and they did everything that they were supposed to.
18:08He shouldn't have died.
18:11You want to make it make sense.
18:17What's wrong with that?
18:19It's meaningless, is what's wrong.
18:22What's wrong is that it doesn't do a thing to bring your kid back.
18:26Or put you and your ex together again.
18:33Rash on your neck.
18:36Probably not enough for Cuddy.
18:41I can't breathe.
18:43Hey, Doc.
18:47White sounds soft to you, Doc.
18:51Hooray!
18:52You're officially sick.
19:00Church Strauss fits best.
19:02Here's the plan.
19:03Talb, change the litter box.
19:06This is pathetic.
19:08You're still punishing me for calling you out on the green urine lady?
19:12Nope.
19:12This is for writing me out to Cuddy.
19:14I'm not asking you to apologize.
19:16Just scoop some poop out of a box.
19:18Just clean it.
19:21The house would do it.
19:23Yeah, that'll happen.
19:24He won't just continue to let our room smell like cat pee.
19:27I'll clean it next time.
19:30I'm out of here.
19:39Now that you've delivered that important lesson, I'm going to go test the patient.
19:44Whoa!
19:48You think your bag's going to die now?
19:50Now you're punishing me?
19:51Because you think I'm superstitious?
19:53What do you care?
19:54It's not so much about me caring, per se.
19:56It's more about me wondering why you're such a credulous idiot.
19:59Thirteen, start the patient on steroids for the church, Strauss.
20:03Unless we have something we need to argue about.
20:12This is good stuff.
20:13Best?
20:15It's made from the distilled sweat of recently laid off hedge fund managers.
20:19Aren't you happy you came out tonight?
20:21Yeah.
20:21I wasn't actually going to, but not the greatest day at work.
20:26I used to have an office like this.
20:29You used to?
20:30When I was a plastic surgeon.
20:32But one day I took stock of my life and...
20:37Ah, screw it.
20:40I had an affair with the daughter of one of my partners.
20:43They signed a non-disclosure, I signed a non-compete.
20:46And the funny thing is, I wound up telling my wife anyway.
20:54You like your job?
20:56Same as you.
20:57Same as everyone.
20:58It has its ups and downs.
21:01You're lying to make me feel better.
21:05Yeah, it's the best.
21:07I'm in charge, you know.
21:08I'm a kid with toys.
21:11Speaking of which, what do you think of the prototype?
21:13It's amazing.
21:15You got to make it a half inch smaller, though.
21:18You serious?
21:19I got small hands, 6.5 gloves, like women's surgeons, which are your fastest growing market.
21:23I mean, the girls would have to use two hands to hit the switch.
21:28Why do I bother paying the idiots that work for me?
21:32Put down that crap you're drinking.
21:33Because I am breaking out the really good stuff.
21:51What's wrong?
21:53I went to the bathroom.
21:54My urine...
21:55Green again?
21:56It's brown.
21:58I didn't do anything, honest.
22:06I'm just a girl who can't say no.
22:10It is possible she's still faking.
22:13She didn't fake the bronco spasm.
22:15Do you think she's faking some stuff, but not other stuff?
22:18Maybe she's unchhausen.
22:19I'm just saying, the brown urine doesn't make sense.
22:31What?
22:32Nothing.
22:33We've ruled out every possible cause for brown urine.
22:36No blood in the urine, liver and kidneys, fine.
22:39Brown could be fecal.
22:40Fistula.
22:41We checked.
22:42How do we know the urine is still brown?
22:44Had to be.
22:45Once you've gone brown.
22:48If we've ruled out everything that can make the urine brown, what if it just looked brown?
22:53If the green dye never left her system, what plus green makes brown?
22:59Purple.
22:59Well, strep bovis infection from colon cancer.
23:04Paraneoplastic syndrome would explain the bronco spasm.
23:06We scoped her when we checked for the fistula.
23:08There's no tumor.
23:10Oh, no!
23:12I wasn't scared by the umbrella, either.
23:15What?
23:16Not everything's about you, Cutner.
23:18I realize it's stupid.
23:19I just, I don't know everything.
23:21I don't want to invite.
23:22Great.
23:23I thought your superstitiousness had to do with your folks being killed.
23:26But your stupid works just as well.
23:30Why is there a ladder here?
23:33Oops.
23:34Forgot that one.
23:36Scopes don't work as well as pill cans.
23:39Give her one, find the tumor.
23:43Come with me, tiny talb.
23:52Bye.
23:53Bye.
23:54Bye.
23:55Bye.
23:55Bye.
23:56Bye.
23:56Bye.
23:57Bye.
23:57Bye.
24:03Sorry, I was late again.
24:05I've got a long commute from the poorhouse.
24:07Knew it when I hired you.
24:09You'd eventually miss the money.
24:11Being the big shot like your new CEO friend.
24:14That nightclub stamp on your hand is any indication.
24:17Don't worry, I'm not quitting.
24:19I know.
24:19A guy who signs a non-compete instead of just telling his wife that he cheated doesn't have
24:24the guts to quit.
24:25Bad example.
24:26I did tell her.
24:27From guilt, not from courage.
24:30Bravely running to Cuddy behind my back.
24:32Arriving heroically late every day.
24:35Cowards make lousy employees.
24:38Maybe you're a coward.
24:39Maybe you're quitting.
24:40Either way, I'm screwed.
24:50You will note how faster Pussycat Kill Kill has snuggled up by Coma Guy over there.
24:58More importantly, she did yesterday as well.
25:01And he's still breathing.
25:04We done?
25:19Thank you for showing me this.
25:23But maybe she's just confused in this new environment.
25:30In 1844, a preacher in upstate New York added up some dates in the Bible.
25:34It predicted Jesus' return.
25:37His followers gave away all their possessions and showed up in a field.
25:41Guess who didn't show?
25:43So the preacher said that he miscalculated and they went right back the next month, but
25:47with more followers.
25:48Every time he was irrefutably proved wrong, it redoubled everyone's belief.
25:53I know I sound just like them.
25:57But I also know you're wrong.
26:01Something terrible's gonna happen to me.
26:17Trying to prove to her she's not dying?
26:19That would be dumb, as she might be dying.
26:22This woman lost her kid.
26:24Why are you attacking beliefs that give her a little bit of comfort?
26:26I don't care if her superstitions make her feel better.
26:29I just want her to think more clearly.
26:30Oh.
26:31Maybe that can make her as happy as you are.
26:37Where are we going?
26:39Experimenting.
26:43Stop it, Dr. Wilson.
26:45It's just not cute anymore.
26:49You already experimented on the coma guy.
26:51Haven't you proved your point?
26:52Not to the patient, and not to the millions of idiots who've drooled over that news item
26:57about the magic cat.
26:58Why are you so obsessed with this?
26:59Can't you just call her an idiot and leave everyone alone?
27:02Hey, look, kids.
27:03Therapy cat.
27:04You're a liar.
27:06Therapy animals are dogs, not cats.
27:08Aren't you feisty?
27:10This one's special.
27:12She likes you.
27:13Interesting stuff happens.
27:15No.
27:16Okay.
27:16Uh, kids, playtime's over.
27:23You know what?
27:24This is a good thing.
27:25Because either you're starting to doubt yourself, which is healthy, or...
27:29Don't believe in the legend of Goodbye Kitty.
27:31Or you're starting to give a crap what other people think, which is just another way of saying
27:35you give a crap about other people.
27:37I'd love to hear more of your theory, but I don't give a crap.
27:41Also, the pill cam's back.
27:46Polypoid.
27:48Raised edges.
27:49Raised edges are actually necessary, since that's the opening to the appendix.
27:52How many times are we going to watch this?
27:54There's no tumor.
27:56Oh, my God.
27:57The death cat is attacking your legs.
27:59You're going to die.
28:01Maybe it has something to do with that little red dot dancing around down there.
28:05Oh, my God.
28:07The death laser is attacking your legs.
28:09You're going to die.
28:10We're wasting time looking for cancer.
28:11She's still walking around.
28:13She's still pretty healthy.
28:14Maybe it's something minor.
28:16Maybe we're not wasting time.
28:18We wouldn't have seen a flat lesion.
28:21Skin cancer could have metastasized the intestines.
28:25Cool.
28:26Check for melanomas.
28:46Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
28:48Come here.
28:50Here, kitty.
28:51Meow.
28:52Meow.
28:54Meow.
28:55Meow.
28:56Meow.
28:57Meow.
28:57Meow.
28:57Meow.
29:03Meow.
29:07Meow.
29:08It's not cancer.
29:09We found spider veins on her back.
29:11They weren't there when she came in.
29:12Spider veins means Cushing's.
29:15Caused an abdominal disturbance.
29:17Brown urine.
29:18But the bronchospasm?
29:22Cushing's myopathy.
29:23It's uncommon.
29:27Wait a second.
29:29You didn't wake me up to tell me a symptom that's not killing her.
29:32What else is going on?
29:34I think she's dying.
29:36I just told you it's Cushing's.
29:38We treat...
29:38I don't mean because of the spider veins.
29:40Mr. Lempert died.
29:42That's my high school gym teacher.
29:44It's your coma patient.
29:45He was stable for a year and a half and he just died.
29:48The cat was right house.
29:55Here, puss, puss, puss, puss, puss, puss.
29:57Say puss one more time.
29:59It's the sixth puss that really does it.
30:00You're right.
30:02Sulking will solve everything.
30:04That cat sat on my lap and that cat knows something.
30:07Do you believe it now?
30:08Yesterday it was all a coincidence.
30:09Yesterday it was until I unintentionally proved it wasn't.
30:13Patient must have Cushing's.
30:15We have to figure out whether it's based in...
30:16The cat's nose is powerful.
30:18It could smell liver or kidney failure.
30:19Exactly.
30:20Except that if you glanced at the nursing home files I had faxed over this morning,
30:24you'd know that most of the patient's livers and kidneys were fine.
30:26What else?
30:27MRIs aren't telling us if the Cushing's in her adrenals or her brain.
30:30So check her ACTH.
30:31The cat's vision is at the blue end of the spectrum.
30:33ACTH is 11.7.
30:35It's too close to tell.
30:36We can't treat the wrong organ because that won't solve anything.
30:38She could have a cortisol song.
30:40Could kill her.
30:40Well, maybe as the senior fellow you could have made sure that my doors were closed
30:44so that I could be concentrating on the cat instead of looking for the cat.
30:50You're all right.
30:53Your nose.
30:55Oh.
30:57Oh, God.
31:03What'd he say?
31:04Sounds like he said, do you like cranberry juice?
31:09Crap.
31:10Cheaper than fake blood.
31:12And more crantastic.
31:14Don't ever leave my door open like that again.
31:16You're playing pranks and this woman could be dying.
31:19I've chased to a Venus sampling in her brain.
31:22If he finds something, it's there.
31:23If he finds nothing, it's the adrenals.
31:30I'm not who I used to be.
31:33I'm scared.
31:35It's not a way to live.
31:39I want to come work for you.
31:44Jeez, Chris.
31:44You didn't think...
31:45I didn't mean to imply that I could hire you right now.
31:49You said you needed guys like me.
31:51I know, but...
31:53you don't have an MBA,
31:54and I just hired a chief medical officer.
31:57Let me invest in that laser scapel startup.
31:59I got money saved, not a ton, but...
32:01We put in a two million dollar minimum
32:03for the first round financing.
32:08Look...
32:10I guess I could take you on in a smaller number.
32:12But you have to understand,
32:14it wouldn't be some quick payoff.
32:16Yeah, I know.
32:16I know it's not gonna change my life overnight.
32:20I just...
32:21need to start changing it.
32:25Okay, then let's start.
32:31What exactly are you hoping to find
32:33inside your dead coma guy?
32:35Catnip?
32:36Chew toy?
32:37I don't know.
32:38That's why I'm looking.
32:39Your patient had cardiac arrest
32:41during the venous sampling.
32:43We got her back, but her heart's still tenuous.
32:45That tell us anything?
32:46She's weak, possibly dying, so nothing.
32:49What about the ACTH?
32:51Slightly elevated.
32:52It confirms that Cushing's is in the brain. Go.
32:55Are you sure that it's Cushing's?
32:57You'd expect central body obesity if she's in good shape.
33:00If it had a normal presentation,
33:01there wouldn't be a cat involved.
33:02So it's the brain.
33:03Means the next question is whether to remove
33:05the pituitary right now or...
33:07That's not a question for me!
33:08It's a question for the patient.
33:10Present both sides, let her decide.
33:13All right.
33:17I've gotta stop telling you my theories.
33:19You always just try to prove me wrong.
33:21A theory about Cuddy's ass getting bigger at the full moon?
33:24I confirmed that one.
33:25Photo's on my blog.
33:27Normally, you'd be up in the patient room
33:28hectoring her on what to do.
33:30Instead, you're up to your elbows
33:31in some irrelevant dead guy
33:32who may or may not be connected to a magic cat
33:35because you want to prove to me that you don't care.
33:38Case is over.
33:39I'm exploring a scientific mystery.
33:42I put up with your obsessions.
33:44I even encourage them.
33:45For one reason, they save lives.
33:47I don't know what you're doing now.
33:58Cushing's means your body's overproducing a hormone called cortisol.
34:01The recommended course of action is to suppress it with drugs.
34:05And that will cure it?
34:07Just treat it.
34:08It could come back.
34:10The only permanent solution is to cut into your brain
34:14and remove your pituitary gland, but surgery's dangerous.
34:17Your heart stopped on the table once already.
34:21I want the surgery.
34:24This thing is gonna kill me if I don't kill it first.
34:29Because of the cat?
34:32Do you want to tell me what an idiot I'm being?
34:35No.
34:38I really believe that there are things that science can't understand.
34:42That there is a role for faith and prayer, but it's in the waiting room.
34:48Not the OR.
34:54There's a reason I got sick.
34:57There's a reason for all the bad things that have happened to me.
35:01I don't know what that reason is, but I know that if there isn't one,
35:06if there's no greater purpose in the world,
35:10that it's not a world I want to live in.
35:15I'll schedule an operating room.
35:42I'm not staying long.
35:43I'm quitting.
35:45I'm not staying long.
35:48You got a new job?
35:50No.
35:51Well, you're not quitting.
35:53I'll see you back here tomorrow.
35:56You're not accepting my resignation?
35:58Easier this way.
36:00It avoids the whole thing where you panic, run back and grovel,
36:03and I punish you and then take you back.
36:08Bye.
36:13Bring donuts.
36:15Everyone loves those bear claws.
36:55Here, puss, puss, puss, puss, puss.
36:59Puss.
37:09Let's move.
37:29Bye.
37:45Mr. Taub?
37:46I've been waiting 15 minutes. Where's Neil?
37:48Neil doesn't work here anymore.
37:51He's the CEO.
37:52I'm sorry. I wish I could help you. Sorry.
37:56This is crazy. I'm investing with his company.
38:00He doesn't have a company.
38:02He worked here, but he was a receptionist. A temp.
38:05Where is he?
38:05He's in custody. I really am not supposed to say anything else.
38:08I went to high school with him.
38:11That's what everyone else thought, too.
38:13I'm guessing you also cured his ear problem.
38:17Did you give him the money yet?
38:20No.
38:31I was right.
38:34And, more satisfyingly, you were wrong.
38:37It was a coincidence.
38:38The cat was not predicting deaths.
38:41It was just trying to keep warm.
38:43Yes, dead people are renowned for their warm glow.
38:46They are if they're feverish, like three of the patients were,
38:50or if they're wasting away, like the other eight.
38:53Wasting doesn't...
38:54Yeah, it does.
38:55If it means someone sticks a heating blanket on you.
39:01Congrats.
39:01Because of your crazy obsession with this cat, you've solved a completely trivial mystery.
39:05Completely trivial?
39:07My God.
39:08It's clearly only partially trivial.
39:12Debbie climbed on Morgan, too.
39:13Which means she was overheated.
39:15It's what causes flushing.
39:17It mimics every Cushing symptom, except central body obesity.
39:23Cancer.
39:24A corticotropin-producing carcinoid tumor of the intestine.
39:27But your pill cam didn't find anything.
39:30It means it must be somewhere the pill cam couldn't go.
39:34The appendix.
39:36Congratulations.
39:37You probably saved her life.
39:39You definitely saved her needless surgery.
39:43Yes, I did.
39:45What's the OR extension number?
39:47Just curious.
40:01I wouldn't come here for thanks.
40:04That would be ungracious.
40:06It's more about gloating.
40:09You're about to cut out a piece of your brain just to chase some crazy superstition.
40:16But I didn't.
40:17You didn't didn't do anything.
40:20I stopped it.
40:22And what made you do that?
40:24Science, logic, reason.
40:27Pick any three.
40:28A cat chooses that exact moment to sit on your computer.
40:32Maybe that's science and logic and reason.
40:35Or maybe it's something else.
40:40You're an idiot.
40:45I looked up the preacher from New York State.
40:50His followers never faded out.
40:52They became the Seventh-day Adventists.
40:54A major religion.
40:56That man changed the course of history.
40:58Because his followers were as deluded as he was.
41:04Maybe he just gave them something to live for.
41:10Feel better.
41:19Feel better.
41:48Cutter!
41:57Cat pee on my chair.
41:59Blood on my face.
42:01Fake blood.
42:06You paid for the dry cleaning.
42:16Why are you still alive?
42:18I'm not sure.
42:19I guess he was impressed that you stood up to him.
42:21And got a cat to pee on his chair.
42:24Yeah.
42:25A cat.
42:37See you tomorrow.
42:38Yeah.
42:39I can see somehow cold comfort in the broken tree.
42:47But I won't let it bring me to my knees.
42:53I'm not flying.
42:56I'm not drowning now.
43:01Cause I'm breaking.
43:05I'm not drowning now.
43:09I'm drowning now.
43:12I'm drowning now.
43:13I'm drowning now.
43:13I'm drowning now.
43:13I'm drowning now.
43:13I'm drowning now.
43:13I'm drowning now.
43:13I'm drowning now.
43:13I'm drowning now.
43:14I'm drowning now.
43:14I'm drowning now.
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