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00:01Okay, boys and girls,
00:03uh, guess what kind of animal Wacky Benny's making now?
00:06I'll give you a big hint.
00:09Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
00:17Is it a dead animal?
00:21I say we put him out of his misery
00:23and bring out Emma's cake.
00:25He's so new to this.
00:27How's he gonna learn if we stop his act?
00:28You're a sucky clown.
00:31And you're a super-duper audience.
00:37Hey, that is not okay.
00:39Hey, keep your hands off my son.
00:41You tell me, keep your hands off me.
00:52I can't move my arm away.
01:07I can't move my arm away,
01:08Get me out of your house.
01:09I'll show you that day.
01:09All right, let's go deep.
01:12I'm so sorry to all of you.
01:14I'm so sorry to all of you.
01:15Hello, I'm so sorry.
01:15How did I go?
01:16How did I go?
01:23I'm so sorry to all of you.
01:27I'm so sorry to all my dad,
01:28How does a completely healthy teenager have a mini-stroke?
01:31Head seat team's cerebral angiogram are normal.
01:34Clotting parameters are normal.
01:36Forgetting the wrinkly clump in the middle of his shirt.
01:39Thought we'd diagnose the middle-aged clown first.
01:43It's probably from my seat belt.
01:44Wrinkle pattern's too varied.
01:46It looks like someone shoved you or grabbed you.
01:48It's probably from the diaper bag.
01:49If the patient's using drugs,
01:50cocaine could have caused an arterial spasm in his brain.
01:52Tox cream is clean.
01:54I'm gonna say it was the ex-girlfriend you cheated on,
01:57not the ex-wife you cheated with.
01:58The latter was prone to violence
02:00who'd been scattered in various dumpsters years ago.
02:06Seriously?
02:08No one else wants to talk about the patient?
02:10New office, furniture, meaty topic.
02:13What's the action on the ex-wife?
02:16It was Rachel's boyfriend, Phil.
02:19His company's moving him back to Portland.
02:20He wants me to change my visitation order
02:22so he can ask Rachel and my daughter to move out west with him.
02:26Things got a little heated.
02:29The patient was punched in the groin.
02:31Could have triggered a massive sympathetic discharge.
02:34Carotid duplex is normal.
02:36Who's better qualified to be the daddy?
02:38The guy who spilled a little DNA in her gene pool
02:41or the guy who's gonna be there day and night
02:43to pass on important values
02:44like not schtipping mommy after the divorce?
02:48I am her daddy.
02:49She's staying here.
02:51House has a point.
02:52A couple nights a week with each kid may make you feel better.
02:55Does it replace two round-the-clock parents?
02:57Round-the-clock or not, parenting's an impossible job.
02:59No way not to mess it up.
03:02Why shouldn't Tal be the one to do it?
03:04Makes sense.
03:05Park's tiger mom and dad were so insufferable
03:08she has to measure their affection in ours.
03:10Chase's career as dad and alcoholic mom were so indifferent
03:14he has to believe it's a wash.
03:16Your turn.
03:16What does your screwed-up parents do to screw up your view of parenting?
03:21They were good parents.
03:22That's an oxymoron.
03:24Chase is right.
03:25All parents screw up all children.
03:27He's also dreaming that it's not relevant now.
03:29So all parents screw up all children
03:31but it makes some huge difference if I keep my daughter here or let her move?
03:35Endocarditis.
03:36Flipped a piece of vegetation into his brain.
03:38She could have broken up before the angiogram.
03:41Trans-esophageal echo to confirm.
03:43Screwed-up is her best case.
03:45Bouncing between a philandering workaholic dad
03:48and an embittered sexually betrayed mom.
03:50It's gonna lead to screwed-up squared.
03:55Is endocarditis treatable?
03:57Very.
03:58The echo will show us any growths on his heart valve.
04:01Most likely meds will be enough.
04:02He won't even need surgery.
04:04He's just taken up performing and it's very stressful for him.
04:08Could that have caused this?
04:09It's not stressful, I have fun.
04:11Stress wouldn't be relevant,
04:13but anything that increases his adrenaline could have made it worse.
04:17Maybe we find you a new hobby, one you're a little better at.
04:20I'm gonna get better at it, and it's not a hobby.
04:25I think I want to get a job working as a circus clown,
04:28making people laugh.
04:32Ben, I don't think that's a good idea.
04:35That's good enough for my dad.
04:36Ben?
04:38You're a, uh...
04:39Oh, he's a biological father.
04:41Could his dad's melanoma be a factor here?
04:43That wouldn't be related.
04:46Ben, you barely knew him.
04:47You're such a smart kid.
04:49You could aim a lot higher than face paint and seltzer bottles.
04:57I need treatment for my type 2 diabetes.
05:00There's absolutely no part of that sentence that is true.
05:03I've been experiencing weight gain, fatigue, and sluggishness.
05:06Weight loss is a symptom of diabetes.
05:09Fatigue is a symptom of thinking you have a disease you don't actually have.
05:12And sluggishness is a synonym of fatigue.
05:15I need insulin.
05:17I know it.
05:17Much as I'd like to kill you by dangerously lowering your blood sugar, murder violates my parole.
05:22That blood work is weeks old.
05:24Test me again.
05:25I am the test.
05:27The test is negative.
05:29The test also thinks you're a giant pain in the ass.
05:34That last insult was your cue to leave.
05:38Test me.
05:41Fine.
05:42I'll be right here.
05:49Sleep study.
05:50Please make sure he's not disturbed for the next 8 hours.
05:53We need to talk about Saturday night.
05:56No, no, no, no, no.
05:59Historians will talk to Saturday night.
06:01Not us.
06:02The legendary night on which we watched Santos shatter Rubio's jaw.
06:06You epically pay me $50.
06:08I have a chance to really watch it.
06:10A patient of mine has a pair of tickets he can't use.
06:12And obviously, you're under house and office arrest.
06:17I just wanted to make sure you were cool if I go to Atlantic City without you.
06:21Uh, no thanks.
06:23Freddy, I'm gonna have to decline your invitation to not spend Saturday night with you.
06:28These are ringside seats.
06:30The camera's ringside too.
06:32If you want, I can sweat and spit and bleed on you from time to time.
06:36I'd take you if I could.
06:38Well, I'd take me if either of us could.
06:40See what a tough spot I'm in.
06:42I'm going to that fight.
06:45All right, I'll take the other ticket.
06:49Let me worry about logistics.
07:00Patients' heart valves are normal, it's not endocarditis.
07:03But he has a thickened pericardium which makes no sense.
07:05He has a heart problem, but not one that could have caused his TIA.
07:09Syphilitic vasculitis would explain the TIA and the pericardial inflammation.
07:13The test was negative, plus the kid's never been sexually active.
07:16Yeah, I got that from the line in his chart that says birthday clown.
07:20His late father was a circus clown.
07:22Histoplasmosis?
07:23He's not immunocompromised, and I assume you added that irrelevant tidbit because you were
07:26moved by the son's idiotic tribute and think it justifies keeping your daughter in New Jersey.
07:31What if he has a heightened immune system?
07:33I mentioned it because...
07:37Take your time.
07:39We'll continue with the medicine.
07:40Sjogren's could have given him chronic pericarditis and cerebral arteritis.
07:44Sjogren's it is.
07:45IV immunosuppressants is a treat.
07:49Anything?
07:52This'll calm your immune system.
07:54You should be out of here within the week.
07:57Mom will be happy to hear that.
07:59I've got an internship that starts in three weeks.
08:02I take it it's not at a place with a big top.
08:06It's in my stepdad's law office.
08:10I know I'm not any good at being a clown yet, but when I do get a laugh,
08:16I see those kids' eyes light up.
08:19That's how my dad made me feel when I was a kid.
08:24You need to hang on to that.
08:28My mom says he was a loving father, but always broke and always on the road.
08:35It's just a stupid way to make a living.
08:39You're 16.
08:40Plenty of time to make money.
08:43Wanting to build a connection with your dad, pass on some of the joy that he gave you.
08:49That's not stupid at all.
08:54I got it.
09:03Is this because the medication isn't normal?
09:12It's not normal, and it's not Sjogren's.
09:23TIA, thickened pericardium, and now he's bleeding from his nose and mouth.
09:29What are you doing with her?
09:31Her?
09:34Surely this bundle of fun is an actual name.
09:39It's Sophie.
09:42Both your kids are names?
09:44She's Sophie.
09:44The other one's Sophia.
09:46It's different enough.
09:48They actually have two completely different derivations.
09:52No, they don't.
09:54I wasn't in a strong negotiating position.
09:57Why is she here?
09:58Ruby dropped her off.
09:59She seemed pretty upset.
10:01Apparently someone forgot that it was daddy's night.
10:03She wasn't even gonna leave her until I said that I was letting you off early.
10:06Damn it.
10:07I just started back on the team.
10:09My schedule's a mess.
10:10If your own kids are a scheduling item, maybe you should let one of them move.
10:14Patient has low platelets makes me think DIC.
10:17She doesn't seem to like that idea.
10:19No, you're right.
10:20He has no schistocytes in his smear.
10:24He also has a low red count.
10:26What if it's a retro pair to nail bleed?
10:28Not a great turner sign.
10:29She wasn't fussing like that when I was holding her.
10:32Maybe she likes the sound of my voice.
10:33Which is weird because I have no genetic connection to her.
10:39Could it be she doesn't know the difference?
10:42So many children of your own.
10:44No wonder you have such insight into my relationship with my babies.
10:46Good point.
10:47How could I comprehend that you're too despised to keep them from having the same name.
10:51Too overwhelmed to remember your own calendar.
10:54And too vain to admit that at this stage, you don't matter to either baby.
10:59Low white count suggests infection.
11:02What if you're all right?
11:03Low platelets plus low red count plus low white count equals?
11:07Neplastic anemia.
11:08Kid needs a bone marrow transplant.
11:11Everyone except Adams transfuses platelets until you find a match.
11:22You started college a semester late.
11:26You left high school a semester late because you had five incompletes in your junior year.
11:33And you're offering one bad semester as proof that my parents screwed me up?
11:37Did okay before that.
11:38Straight A's after that.
11:39I went through a rebellious phase.
11:41Don't tell me.
11:42Mom and Dad were at each other's throats.
11:45The academic crisis was a cry for help.
11:50Sorry to mess with your world view, but I'm not messed up.
11:54So my parents couldn't have messed me up.
11:57Mom's HLA is only a 3-6 match.
12:00But General Grandmother's worse than that.
12:02Where did you unload the baby?
12:03Maternity ward.
12:05Shut up.
12:05You realize you're making House's argument for him.
12:08The part where he said any parent who uses daycare should ship their child across the country?
12:13And the part where he said that baby doesn't need you.
12:15You've only got her a couple days a week and most of that spent with the rotating cast of nurses.
12:19That's how Daddy likes to spend his time too.
12:21Shut up.
12:21First cousin's also a whiff.
12:23So much for genetics battering.
12:25I'll try the mirror registry.
12:30Dr. Park is searching the registry.
12:32Transfusing his platelets will keep him healthy while we wait.
12:34You sure there's no one on the father's side of the family?
12:37If one of them's a match, that'd speed things up a lot.
12:40His parents died young.
12:42He was an only child.
12:43There's no living relatives that I know of.
12:45Something will turn up soon.
12:46How soon is soon?
12:47Will he miss a lot of school?
12:48I'm actually thinking of just getting my GED.
12:52How do you expect to get into a good college?
12:54I'm gonna take classes on magic, juggling, try to make a go-go's.
12:58Ben, you keep your grades up, you can do anything in the world.
13:01Like what?
13:02Work in some boring office?
13:04I mean, do you think my father would have done that for 10 minutes?
13:07You don't remember your father.
13:08You don't know.
13:09I want to build a connection with him.
13:12Pass on some of the joy that he gave me.
13:18My, uh...
13:20My back hurts.
13:23Uh...
13:24He's dropping.
13:26We think we've dealt with all the liability issues.
13:32I'm in a meeting.
13:34Sorry.
13:35Since you paged me, I didn't want to keep you waiting.
13:38Yeah, I paged you, which means you're next.
13:41That's cool.
13:42I'll wait.
13:43That's a good start.
13:45Let's go through it point by point.
13:48First up...
13:53I'll call you back.
13:56Just got this.
13:59The American Association of Rheumatology wants you to speak.
14:03Nine o'clock, Saturday, in Atlantic City.
14:06Dr. Neisinger canceled on them at the last minute.
14:10I hate conferences.
14:13And this is a big one.
14:14And it's the premium slot.
14:16I'd like you to do it.
14:18I'll clear it with your parole officer.
14:21What do I need to do for you?
14:25Half the clinic hours that you recently doubled.
14:30And double the hooker budget that you recently halved.
14:34I think you refer to it as petty cash.
14:37Fine.
14:41Just one thing.
14:42I'm gonna ask them to put you on in the morning.
14:45We're doing them a favor.
14:46Why should you have to spend the night?
14:48You said that nine was the premium slot.
14:51I feel like I've earned my augers.
14:54The place would be at Madhouse.
14:56Especially since it's two miles from the Rubio fight at the exact same time.
15:01Nice try.
15:02You called up, pretended to be Neisinger,
15:04canceled, then suggested yourself as a replacement.
15:07You go to that fight, you go to prison.
15:09But that'd be redundant.
15:11And I have an angry black guy waiting for me to drop the soap right here.
15:14Better go do some of those clinic hours I recently doubled.
15:23Test my urine.
15:26Looks like I was wrong about my diagnosis.
15:28Yeah, I have diabetes.
15:30No, but you're not a hypochondriac.
15:32Or you would have imagined some new disease after I shot down the first one.
15:36So whose urine is that? Diabetic girlfriend without health insurance?
15:39It's not a scam.
15:41I'm sick. Now I have swollen ankles.
15:43Medical term is cankles.
15:46Is there some black market in insulin that I don't know about?
15:48It's in my genes.
15:50My old man got diabetes at 50.
15:51My older brother got it at 50.
15:53I just turned 50.
15:54Well, that's a great argument if diabetes was a gold watch.
15:57I got sciatica like my dad.
15:59Class 4 hemorrhoids like him.
16:01I need to get a jump on this thing.
16:06I had to stop the transfusion.
16:08The patient's having an allergic reaction to donor platelets.
16:10No one in her mom's family is a match.
16:12And as far as she knows, dad has no living relatives.
16:14It's been years since he died.
16:23The kid's dad died young of melanoma.
16:28How come the overprotective mom never took him to a dermatologist?
16:31Are you going to test my urine or what?
16:47Not diabetes.
16:49Use cross-match platelets to try to find a patient's blood that's closer to his own.
16:53And get the real story on Clown Senior's death.
16:56Mom's hiding something.
16:58Good bet that it's medically relevant.
17:02Apple juice.
17:04Easiest way to fake a spike in blood sugar.
17:10His family history of melanoma may have affected his cellular outlook.
17:16We have more detail on the exact type of melanoma his father had.
17:21Otherwise, we might not be able to find a marrow match.
17:25He never had melanoma.
17:28How did he die?
17:31He didn't.
17:36He lives in Pensaken.
17:39Under a different name, Mitchell Gordon.
17:42How could you keep this from me?
17:43From Ben?
17:48He really needs to know his dad just breezed in and out of his life, drunken and incoherent.
17:53It's better to think the man's dead, but decent.
18:06You realize I have to invite someone else to the Rubio fight?
18:09Nope.
18:10No realization whatsoever.
18:11You have a lojack on your leg.
18:13I was happy watching the fight on paper to you.
18:15You're the one who insisted we go to Atlantic City.
18:30Your biological father was a decent, God-fearing minister.
18:34The guy who raised you was a cold-hearted jerk.
18:37I'm trying to figure out why you're so convinced Adams has parentally inflicted damage.
18:42You're trying to deflect.
18:43Now you are.
18:44You have to believe that every parent screws up every child, or you were screwed out of a decent child.
18:50My decent daddy of a cloth was also being indecent with my married mom.
18:55He probably would have taken other kids to the playground.
19:01Not my fault.
19:03Bad parenting.
19:15Mitchell Gordon?
19:17I've already got a religion.
19:18Go away.
19:19We're doctors.
19:20Your son, Ben, is in the hospital at Princeton Plainsboro.
19:23He's very sick.
19:28Yeah, well, I don't have a son.
19:29Not anymore.
19:30We know there are some issues there, but your bone marrow could cure him.
19:35There's a hospital two miles from here.
19:37It's a simple test.
19:38You said he was at Princeton Plainsboro.
19:40His mother feels it's better to do the test at a different hospital.
19:46Like I said, I don't have a son anymore.
19:52I don't have a son.
19:52House isn't going to give up.
19:53Just tell him about your parents.
19:55And make up a lie.
19:56I don't want a lie.
19:58I don't want to validate his ridiculous theory.
20:01It's not ridiculous.
20:03Even the best intentioned parents end up damaging their kids.
20:05Well, you're a smart, successful doctor.
20:08How much damage could you have?
20:13You know how I got interested in medicine?
20:17When my mother drank, she couldn't handle me.
20:19So she locked me in my father's study.
20:22There's so many hours you can cry and bang on the door before you give up,
20:25find something to read.
20:28We all have family dysfunction.
20:30It's why we're successful.
20:33To fill that hole.
20:38My parents have a lot of money.
20:41But they didn't make it legally.
20:45White collar crime?
20:47Started with the card games.
20:49High stakes poker.
20:52Then my dad got into narcotics.
20:54At first just selling, but then using too.
21:00Or he never would have gotten into the slave trade.
21:03Children, mostly.
21:05Easier to pack in small crates.
21:06Plus the shipping's a lot cheaper.
21:12You won't even trust a co-worker.
21:15What did your parents do to you?
21:21You have to go see him yourself.
21:22He wouldn't even come to the door a second time.
21:27I'll drive over there.
21:40It's a pleural effusion.
21:42He had a bleeding problem earlier.
21:43It must be bleeding into his lungs.
22:02Except there's no blood.
22:03What does that mean?
22:04It means you don't have to make that drive.
22:06The problem isn't his marrow, it's his liver.
22:14Liver failure explains everything.
22:17Question is, what explains liver failure?
22:19It's not an infection.
22:20We tried antibiotics, but he's not responding.
22:22More curiously, what explains the mom lying about dad pushing up squirting daisies.
22:29This is how you plan to get to the boxing game?
22:34Why are you looking at her?
22:35Because I'm stunned, and I have to look at something.
22:39Match, bout, fight, contests, day, Helena.
22:45Almost anything works after boxing, except the word game.
22:49Your bigger problem is the people who design those things aren't idiots.
22:54You believe she used to work in the can.
22:57Nothing is tamper-proof.
22:58It's a synthetic problem.
23:00His liver's not synthesizing proteins, so fluid is leaking out of his blood vessels.
23:04And mom's a selfish jerk.
23:05She traded up, married a lawyer, wants to forget the lowly circus clown.
23:09You're defending the father because you feel like a jerk for baking buns in two different ovens.
23:14You want to believe the mythical biological connection?
23:17Excuses being a man's thought.
23:18Ow!
23:19I don't know why I'm starting to doubt your expertise.
23:21You do have a classified ad and a piece of metal.
23:23It's temperature that sets it off, not force.
23:25The rivets go pop, I slide in the heating pad.
23:28Easy peasy.
23:28More likely the patient has a hyperaminemic problem.
23:31His liver's not cleaning out his blood.
23:32The buildup of toxins is causing everything.
23:34I'm defending the dad because he got screwed.
23:36After he lost his son, he lost his job, been in and out of rehab, gave up clowning.
23:40Yes, as a parent, I empathize.
23:42I say we tell the kid.
23:43He's a minor, the mom's his guardian, and it's not even medically relevant.
23:47She robbed them of 12 years together.
23:49Or she ripped off the band-aid too late.
23:51That memory that she let son of Bozo establish is making him chase his father's moronic profession.
23:58When he could be living a high life in Portland.
24:02And I mean that metaphorically, of course.
24:06This is where you dazzle me with your contingency plan.
24:17I see why employers are reluctant to hire ex-cons.
24:25Well, what about the patient?
24:27Is the problem hyperaminemic or synthetic?
24:30Can't cheat for both.
24:31One requires hemodialysis.
24:32The other a liver transplant.
24:34We couldn't even get the kid a marrow match.
24:35Get the mom's consent to pump it full of protein.
24:38If it's a synthetic problem, more fluid will leak into his chest and his heart will fail.
24:41If it's hyperaminemic, toxins will overwhelm his body.
24:44He'll go into a coma.
24:45Do you only like tests that involve the risk of death?
24:47There are some slower, less conclusive tests.
24:49But why take that risk?
24:59In here.
25:07Oh my god, the water.
25:12This is completely my fault.
25:17There are very serious risks, but if we don't figure out what he has, we can't treat him at all.
25:31I may be a little out of bounds here, but in case there are complications,
25:35might be a good time to come clean to your son.
25:37Let his father visit.
25:40A little out of bounds?
25:41I don't know the history, but everyone makes mistakes.
25:45Your son worships him.
25:47Doctor's right about that.
25:49Oh yeah?
25:50And when did he learn that?
25:52When he encouraged Ben to drop out of school?
25:56Mitchell is not Ben's father any more than a sperm donor would have been.
26:06Dr. House?
26:08Unless you're a locksmith or an electrician with political contacts, I'm busy.
26:13My husband saw you in the clinic, wants treatment for diabetes.
26:16My condolences on your forthcoming divorce.
26:19He keeps imagining symptoms, and now I have to make him these awful anti-diabetic meals.
26:25Since I have no intention of testing him, treating him, or cooking for him.
26:31Could you write me a fake prescription for insulin?
26:34The advantage of fake prescriptions is you don't have to be a real doctor to write one.
26:38Just tell me what's safe to inject in his thigh.
26:42His symptoms will go away, and then I can show him he was never sick.
26:46Water?
26:48Imaginary medicine is not my specialty.
26:50I do have an imaginary colleague who's just sent me an imaginary page.
26:55Imagine how sorry I am.
27:05Still mad about what happened in the lab?
27:07I'm not mad. I'm being professional.
27:11You claim you're not screwed up. You may even believe it.
27:14But House doesn't, and I don't. So you can wait until he camps out on your parents' lawn,
27:18or you can admit you don't live on some higher plane, and thank me later.
27:22My, uh, my eye feels weird.
27:29What's happening to me?
27:35You look tired.
27:37I hate it when people say that. I know, I look bad.
27:40I thought you were going to go to bed early last night.
27:42Like an idiot, I went out with my girlfriends to pretend I have a life,
27:46when all I did was flirt with guys who'd have no interest in a mom,
27:50miss the baby I couldn't wait to get rid of, and then get yelled at by my mom for staying
27:54out too late.
27:54You need your own place.
27:55Yes. I moved back home because it was too drafty at the Four Seasons.
27:58So go back to work at the hospital.
28:00Daycare costs more than what I earned as a nurse.
28:03Have you considered substandard daycare?
28:08Why don't you stay here tonight?
28:10No, I mean in the guest room.
28:14I'll watch the baby again. You can get a real night's sleep.
28:18You'd do that?
28:27Win-win.
28:28Mommy gets a rest. Daddy gets more time with his little angel.
28:35There's some sweats in the closet in the back.
28:42Aki girl gets another sleepover with Dada.
28:48Makes a difference.
28:52Doesn't it?
29:05Didn't answer your page last night.
29:07Sorry, battery died.
29:09We got the patient's eye back in place with steroid injections.
29:12But a bulging eyeball is not a liver problem.
29:15Mom's determination to keep Dad away, even as her kid gets sicker and sicker,
29:20it means she's got more to hide.
29:21It's not diagnostically relevant. Let's let it drop.
29:24You just lost my vote. You flip-flopped on parental rights.
29:27I've been trying to persuade the mother, but it's her son, so it's her call.
29:31Well, that's very evolved of you.
29:32I usually see Darwinian changes over breakfast.
29:36You made nice-nice with Phil.
29:38You decided that he'd make a decent father for a thing, too, after all.
29:44I had Sophie again last night, and Ruby slept in my guest room,
29:47which has nothing to do with Phil, who will never be a father to my children.
29:51And your neurotic edema can cause rapid swelling.
29:53Hey, we're having a conversation here.
29:56No abdominal pain.
29:57That must have been nice, having Ruby and the baby under one roof.
30:00Yes, it was nice having my daughter in my home.
30:03That's why I would like her sister to live near my home.
30:05And Asarka?
30:06Swelling with a full-out gravity.
30:08Isn't that getting this whole parenting thing ass-backwards?
30:11I'm just supposed to figure out what you can sacrifice to maximize their niceness.
30:15And do you think I should sacrifice myself from their lives?
30:18Just one life, until the other one's mommy meets someone nicer than you.
30:24Swelling that fast and localized has to come from the lymph nodes,
30:27or gets lymphoma.
30:31Swelling.
30:34Cancels.
30:35That's not a symptom of Burkitt's.
30:37Are you saying it's-
30:37It's Burkitt's.
30:39Prep him for chemo.
30:53I think you should give House permission to go to Atlantic City.
30:56We'll stop by the rheumatology conference.
30:58Everyone's covered.
31:00No.
31:01The guy has earned the right to go to one boxing match.
31:05He's done everything you've asked.
31:06Funded and staffed his own department.
31:08Hasn't even broken as much as a traffic law.
31:12You're right.
31:14So, you'll let him go?
31:16No.
31:17I get why he wants to go to that fight.
31:19I'd love to go myself.
31:20Which is kind of why I have to stop him.
31:23My job is to be the jerk.
31:25House has to believe that I have authority over him.
31:27He can't function under someone's thumb.
31:30I know.
31:30Which means you can't go either.
31:36Your job is to be his friend.
31:38To stay here and sit with him and watch the fight on pay-per-view while bitching about me.
31:42If we both do our jobs, we might actually get him through his parole.
31:50You're right.
31:56Sorry to show up like this.
31:58I was expecting a battery of lawyers.
31:59No lawyers.
32:01Phil had something that he would like to say.
32:03So, I thought that he should say it in person.
32:07It was wrong of me to confront you about taking Rachel to Portland.
32:12You don't want to move to Portland?
32:14Of course I do.
32:15But this is about your daughter too.
32:17And I'm not going to do something like this without your support.
32:21So, you guys are trying to manipulate me by playing good cop, good cop.
32:26Is that how little you think of me?
32:29It's clear you're back working for a house.
32:33I will see you this weekend when you pick up Sophie.
32:36Sophia.
32:37We actually started calling her Sophie.
32:39Yeah.
32:41Great.
32:43It's cute.
32:51Kankles.
32:52Is there some problem with the prescription you gave me?
32:56I'm faint.
32:57I've been gaining more weight.
32:59I think I need a bigger dose.
33:00You double his placebo.
33:02He might drown.
33:04Also, you forgot to mention that your heart rate is slow.
33:09My heart rate is not 52.
33:12Tactical term is slow.
33:15Those awful anti-diabetic meals you eat, do they contain bok choy?
33:20A pound of it, every day.
33:22Bok choy has glucosinolates, which inhibit thyroid function and account for all your symptoms.
33:30So, this isn't diabetes?
33:32You have a bad case of irony.
33:34The food that you're eating to stop making you sick is making you sick.
33:38And maybe I don't have my father's crummy genes after all.
33:41Well, on the other hand, maybe you're fat enough to get diabetes even without him.
33:51I can't believe I have cancer.
33:53We caught it early.
33:54You should be okay.
33:57I could die.
33:58I never went anywhere.
34:00Did anything.
34:01If my father had lived, everything would have been different.
34:06Your mom and stepdad love you.
34:08They've given you a great home.
34:10That counts for a lot.
34:15He's crashing.
34:16Everything's shutting down.
34:27Renal failure, lung failure, heart failure.
34:30All before we start a chemo.
34:31Burkitt's lymphoma is fast moving, but not this fast.
34:38No rush.
34:39ICU stands for take your time in Latin.
34:43Multiple aneurysms.
34:44That would mean that every symptom after his TIA was a coincidence.
34:48Cholesterol emboli?
34:49Bingo!
34:50Fits perfectly.
34:51Check the file, confirm that we did major abdominal surgery on him,
34:54then completely forgot about it.
34:58House.
35:03Hello?
35:07What the hell are you doing here?
35:08I was told this might be my last chance to see my son.
35:11You had no right.
35:12This is none of your business.
35:13I didn't.
35:14I called him.
35:16This man's Ben's hero.
35:17Let him spend five minutes together.
35:21No, get out of here.
35:30Wait.
35:36You sexually molested your son.
35:40Your walk.
35:41TB's for solace.
35:43You have late stage syphilis.
35:45Which you gave to our patient, presumably 12 years ago.
35:49Which also explains why mom is big on family reunions.
35:55I shouldn't be here.
36:05We tested him for syphilis.
36:07He was negative.
36:08After 12 years, the active infection would have died down.
36:13Everywhere except the arteries in his brain where it could hide out from our tests.
36:16When that six-year-old heckler punched him in his juggling pins.
36:20Kicked up the dormant bacteria in his pelvis.
36:23The immunosuppressants we gave him sent him to overdrive.
36:26The antibiotics we gave him actually started destroying the syphilis.
36:30Like pouring water on a fire, led to a trail of toxic smoke and ash.
36:35His immune system overcompensate.
36:37Severe Jarish-Herxheimer reaction.
36:40Is this true?
36:41Yes, Jarish-Herxheimer is real.
36:44It sounds silly, but...
36:45Oh, you mean the, the, the, right?
36:53I found stains on his clothes.
36:59He didn't understand.
37:01And he didn't seem traumatized.
37:04I kept trying to talk to him, but before long he'd forgotten.
37:09And he seemed...
37:11He seemed happy and he seemed normal.
37:13So you made Daddy go away and you made sure Junior had no reason to go looking.
37:19I was just trying to protect him.
37:22Like I should have done from the start.
37:28Sorry.
37:31I need penicillin and any TNF antibodies.
37:35We'll be fine.
37:36Apart from the whole Daddy rape thing.
37:47We're not done.
37:49No, we are not.
37:51Notify the Dad's sexual partners.
37:53Notify his employer, his landlord.
37:55Notify the police.
37:56I meant the kid.
37:58We're not going to tell him he was molested.
38:00To make him miserable or to forfeit your license.
38:03To tell him the truth.
38:05He's a virgin.
38:06How do we explain the STD?
38:07It's a medical diagnosis.
38:09Screw the parents.
38:09The kids are patient.
38:10I guess Tob's got a tough choice to make when the kid wakes up.
38:14Why is it my choice?
38:15Because you're a Dad.
38:17How could the rest of us possibly understand?
38:29What was wrong with me?
38:34It's called syphilis.
38:40You can get that without any sex.
38:55I didn't tell him.
39:00Your heart said he needed to know.
39:02Your brain knew he's better off without it.
39:06Following your heart is easy.
39:08Following your brain is tough.
39:10Especially after years of following that much smaller third organ.
39:15That's why all parents screw up all children.
39:27Evening.
39:34Clever tactic.
39:36Pretending you're not interested anymore.
39:39How could that possibly work as a tactic?
39:43The fact is, once I saw those it completes, I knew your parents screwed you up.
39:47Details are just gravy.
39:51You're wrong.
39:53The only evidence you have is proof of something else.
39:59I ran away from home.
40:04Because you had lousy parents.
40:06Because I didn't.
40:10All my friends' parents were divorced, or having affairs, or barely knew their kids' birthdays.
40:20You envied their dysfunction.
40:25I thought it made them deeper somehow.
40:32It was stupid.
40:34I hitchhiked to Manhattan, moved in with an older guy.
40:38In two months, I came running home.
40:41It took my parents years to get over it.
40:46And that's when you started to excel.
40:49You were making it up to them.
40:53Your parents screwed you up by not screwing you up.
40:56How does briefly wishing I was screwed up make me screwed up?
41:01It's normal to be screwed up. It's really screwed up to romanticize it.
41:07This is why you wanted to work with prisoners.
41:11It's why I wanted to work with you.
41:19It was a tactic.
41:37It was a tactic.
41:40Yeah.
41:40I need to talk to you.
41:43And Phil.
41:45Is everything okay?
41:49Yeah.
42:01I can't let you move.
42:04You drove all the way out here just to tell us what you already told us.
42:08I'm sorry.
42:20House, open up. I don't want to miss the opening bell.
42:28House?
42:29House, open up.
42:32House, open up.
42:40We expect an electric atmosphere in the arena
42:43and a sellout crowd of about 10,000 for Rubio versus Santos.
42:47Two great fighters with illustrious careers
42:49who might have been expected to meet a long time ago.
42:52As for Santos, his handlers tell us
42:54that he's done more road work than at any time in his career,
42:56hoping to prove tonight that he can box for 12 full rounds.
43:00Significant, because Santos hasn't heard the final bell in more than six years.
43:05We expect an 11th great knockout win, and you saw how a power puncher with the left hook
43:10saved the cut in the field with the right eye, and then around to that last right.
43:41Well, thanks.
43:55That's some bad hat, Harry.
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