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Dios Mio, Mi Esposo Es Un Escort
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00:00:08I'm in shock, too.
00:00:17Ladies, I was expecting a lawyer.
00:00:20Got to own me her instead.
00:00:24The mayoral candidate, may I excuse?
00:00:27Yeah, she's got a slight shot.
00:00:30How was the show?
00:00:31I've officially lost my mind.
00:00:33Megan, he is our only shot.
00:00:36Remember?
00:00:43Megan Ford, what's going on with your sex life?
00:00:48My personal life has nothing to do with politics.
00:00:51You're conservative.
00:00:52You can stop talking the moment someone mentions family values.
00:00:56Is that so bad?
00:00:57Khalid, your whole image is the exact opposite of what family looks like.
00:01:05I was just about...
00:01:06I have a friend.
00:01:07She's a lesbian, and she really likes you.
00:01:09Can I give you your number?
00:01:12Politics is like cooking.
00:01:15You mix the right ingredients, follow the recipe, and serve what people want.
00:01:19But I, I always burn everything.
00:01:25I have a lot of things to do to prepare for my future wedding.
00:01:43Now, I have one chance to make it true.
00:01:47This one in platinum gold from our top designer.
00:01:52No.
00:01:53It's awful.
00:01:56No.
00:02:01No.
00:02:02I'm looking for something special, and you keep offering me...
00:02:05What, 50 women just like me?
00:02:07We'll be wearing today.
00:02:09Have you ever seen a woman in despair?
00:02:14Despair is when there is no choice.
00:02:17But you, I see, have too many.
00:02:21What do you see?
00:02:23I see a woman trying to find something special.
00:02:26To prove to her that she is special.
00:02:30Show me with a black diamond.
00:02:39What will you say, expert?
00:02:42Honestly, it's not you.
00:02:43You are not a black diamond.
00:02:45You are something much rather.
00:02:46Which one would you propose to me with?
00:02:50Mary.
00:02:54None of this suits you.
00:02:57You don't know me.
00:03:00I know enough.
00:03:02It doesn't scream, look at me.
00:03:04It whispers.
00:03:06Look closer.
00:03:15Seriously.
00:03:17I can barely see the diamond.
00:03:19I'm taking the black one.
00:03:22For consultation.
00:03:25And please, next time, keep your opinion to yourself.
00:03:39Baby, baby, I was, I was driving around.
00:03:42I'm so sorry.
00:03:43I was trying to find the parking sport.
00:03:46Christopher Walsh, will you be my husband?
00:03:49Well, I won't lie.
00:03:53It's tempting.
00:03:55But I don't have a ring for you, babe.
00:04:02I accept.
00:04:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:04:06Then let's not rush things.
00:04:07Rush?
00:04:09We've been together for four years.
00:04:11Seven months, 24 days.
00:04:14You know what?
00:04:19I've been cheating on you more than once.
00:04:22Of course I knew.
00:04:23Who do you think I am?
00:04:27I don't sweat on the small stuff.
00:04:29You were a perfect candidate.
00:04:31Harvard University.
00:04:33Assistant DA.
00:04:34Not so good looking.
00:04:36For the voters, it's really important not to feel jealous.
00:04:41Megan.
00:04:42Please, do the world a favor.
00:04:45Go see a doctor.
00:04:46Because you are sick.
00:04:49Escort him out.
00:05:00Get off.
00:05:02And that's exactly how you lose your political career under five minutes.
00:05:07What can I say?
00:05:09I have heard.
00:05:10You're done.
00:05:14We have a PR consultant, and he thinks that we need something more like this.
00:05:20An ice cream.
00:05:21Lots of ice cream.
00:05:23You cannot have an ice cream, and you know that.
00:05:25Oh, I can have anything.
00:05:28I'm done anyway.
00:05:29You have press conference anyway.
00:05:31I'm not going out there.
00:05:32What am I supposed to say?
00:05:34Hello, I'm Megan Ford, and I'm a political corpse.
00:05:39I think the news might surprise you.
00:05:41Just believe me.
00:05:46What the hell is that?
00:05:49Who the hell is that?
00:05:52And then, unexpectedly, a new chance appeared.
00:05:57I need a seat.
00:05:59Now.
00:06:00That perfume campaign called OD Democracy?
00:06:05No.
00:06:07Yes.
00:06:08No.
00:06:09How do I look?
00:06:10Perfect, as always.
00:06:12Oh, I like, as always.
00:06:13So, where do we go?
00:06:14Where does he live?
00:06:16Oh, listen, Mark.
00:06:19Oh, no, I've got to go.
00:06:21So?
00:06:21We have teeny little problem with that.
00:06:25What problem?
00:06:26I thought you found him.
00:06:27Please, don't freak out.
00:06:28I'm not freaking out.
00:06:35Well, uh, you, uh, your misery mystery fiancé is in jail.
00:06:44With the car.
00:06:45Mark calling.
00:06:47Excuse me.
00:06:48Mark, I'm so glad to hear you.
00:07:02I'm in shock.
00:07:04I'm in shock.
00:07:20I'm in shock.
00:07:21Remember?
00:07:24So, Mr. Max Wood.
00:07:27Yes, thank you.
00:07:28Mr. Max Wood.
00:07:29Are you aware that walking around the city totally naked is illegal?
00:07:33I'm hoping you would chant that when you win.
00:07:35Yeah, nice try.
00:07:36But he's not our program, as you can see.
00:07:38Okay, be honest.
00:07:40Are you insane?
00:07:40I got mugged.
00:07:42I'm hooked out.
00:07:43Woke up without my clothes.
00:07:45Mr. Wood, are you kind of a businessman, am I correct?
00:07:50Yeah, that's right.
00:07:51I run a small company called Comfort.
00:07:56Well, not so small, as I can see.
00:07:58And what's area of your expertise?
00:08:02Something like psychology.
00:08:05Psychology.
00:08:06Sounds great.
00:08:08Do you even have a degree?
00:08:09Yeah, university.
00:08:11And he's not lying.
00:08:12Just check this out.
00:08:16I am an honest man.
00:08:17Okay.
00:08:18You have to pretend to be my husband for one month.
00:08:23After that, do whatever you want.
00:08:25We're just not compatible.
00:08:27I'll pay you $100,000.
00:08:29Can't believe I'm saying this.
00:08:31Oh, so the black diamond didn't work yet?
00:08:33$70,000.
00:08:34And what if I said no?
00:08:35I'll find plenty of witnesses ready to swear.
00:08:37They saw you naked in every single playground in this country.
00:08:43And the witness hunt begun.
00:08:49I'll do it.
00:08:50Great.
00:08:51Well, then, sign here.
00:08:53Consent and no disclosure agreement, please.
00:08:59Oh, my God.
00:09:09So, Miss Ford, aren't you concerned about the age difference?
00:09:14No.
00:09:16He's not much older than me.
00:09:18How did your campaign team react?
00:09:20Absolutely great.
00:09:20They are happy for me.
00:09:22Oh, what kind of reaction did you expect?
00:09:25Should they burn me at the stake?
00:09:28Are you planning to have children?
00:09:30But aren't you planning to be more tactful?
00:09:32No, no.
00:09:32Still, you're not just a woman.
00:09:34You're a politician.
00:09:35And voters deserve to know.
00:09:37Voters have nothing to worry about.
00:09:40If you do have a baby,
00:09:46I will take full responsibility.
00:09:49I'm going to kill him.
00:09:50And that's cute.
00:09:51That's cute.
00:09:56That's cute.
00:09:57Megan Ford, you surprised me.
00:10:00That's one vote from you, Vanessa.
00:10:02As promised.
00:10:03But I have just one question.
00:10:06Okay.
00:10:07Do you honestly think anyone will believe this?
00:10:12Believe what?
00:10:14Come on, Ford.
00:10:16Give me a break.
00:10:17You really thought no one would find out?
00:10:19Your fiancée's an asker.
00:10:23You heard him.
00:10:25Oops.
00:10:29What is she talking about?
00:10:32Hmm?
00:10:36Feeling lonely?
00:10:37Call me.
00:10:38I bring.
00:10:40Or fall.
00:10:45I see it right now.
00:10:50You really thought.
00:10:52What?
00:10:54What?
00:10:59What?
00:11:00What?
00:11:01What?
00:11:02Turn this off.
00:11:14Escort.
00:11:15I prefer to call it emotional support for Lonely Woman.
00:11:18Please tell me that this is some kind of
00:11:21AI-generated team pick and someone just shoot.
00:11:25Oh, no.
00:11:25That's all me.
00:11:27That's all me.
00:11:27I love that, Alan.
00:11:29Don't you?
00:11:30So, Max, how much did she offer you for this?
00:11:36Excuse me.
00:11:39Excuse me.
00:11:45Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, this is the end of our press conference.
00:11:51Now, you, mister, say goodbye to the audience and go follow me right now.
00:11:57So, Max, have other female politicians ever approached you before?
00:12:01Do you have an intimate relationship with her?
00:12:03You know what?
00:12:04Um, I wish you all a good night.
00:12:06Get some sleep.
00:12:08It's good for your skin.
00:12:09Come on!
00:12:10Are you serious?
00:12:12You're so hot.
00:12:21I hate this, I hate this.
00:12:25This dress code is killing me.
00:12:30Oh, maybe I should change party.
00:12:33I can't even breathe in this stuff.
00:12:41I just want to wear hoodies, sneakers, and sweats.
00:13:00That's how I want to wear hoodies, sneakers, and a little bit of shanty.
00:13:19Not too much.
00:13:26And if I...
00:13:35Not for you.
00:13:41That's how I want to wear...
00:13:44Well, I mean, not just that, if you know what I mean.
00:13:51Hello.
00:13:51Excuse me.
00:13:53What are you doing here?
00:13:55You see, she's ready the moment she walks in.
00:13:59And you call her a conservative?
00:14:00Come on.
00:14:03I'm gonna kill you.
00:14:06I'm gonna kill you.
00:14:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:14:10She really loves ballplay.
00:14:11Sometimes she just can't stop.
00:14:13Tell them something about your bagels again.
00:14:16Oh, my God.
00:14:18Bagels, oh, my God.
00:14:20So, the big girls, you want to try it?
00:14:26Sweetheart, Mr. Bacon called. He says we have to keep going.
00:14:31You've never gotten this much buzz before.
00:14:34Listen, even recording a statement. Have you seen it?
00:14:38No.
00:14:40What we witnessed today was a disgrace to professional journalism.
00:14:47I personally blessed the union between Ms. Ford and Mr. Wood.
00:14:52Who among us hasn't made mistakes in the past?
00:14:56I believe the earth was flat until I got bored.
00:14:59This is boring.
00:15:00So, I think you shouldn't go to the kitchen.
00:15:04No.
00:15:04Megan Ford.
00:15:08I hate you.
00:15:09I love you too.
00:15:10Okay, I'll do that.
00:15:12Did you drink some champagne or...?
00:15:14It's not your business.
00:15:16Well, everything about you is my business.
00:15:23Nice.
00:15:31So tasty.
00:15:34Honey, don't you think these bagels are too sweet?
00:15:38Sometimes you overdo it.
00:15:39With sugar.
00:15:42The queen of my house is back.
00:15:44You could have tell me.
00:15:46We have guests.
00:15:48I could prepare something.
00:15:50I could take a shit.
00:15:53The music.
00:15:53Yes.
00:15:57So...
00:15:58What media you're from?
00:16:00Red Light.
00:16:01We are cable channel.
00:16:02I didn't know your audience was into politics.
00:16:07More than you think?
00:16:10Any other question.
00:16:14how did you two meet well um i was looking for a ring on the beach on the beach she
00:16:23she lost the
00:16:24ring at the beach and i was just walking around and i i just helped her find it that's all
00:16:32so you were engaged before it's a long story my life was full of adventure
00:16:59sorry man we gotta go
00:17:03we pick this up next time all right uh-huh
00:17:14oh am i surprised no they always act like that thank you for coming you can go now
00:17:23be careful dogs
00:17:27put me down
00:17:51what did you say oh say it again say it huh say it i don't kiss women like you for
00:17:58free
00:18:07megan what are you doing let him go i want him to apologize apologize for what he said he doesn't
00:18:17kiss women like me for free he's an escort and that what you're just doing it's uh
00:18:27it's too expensive i know i can't an escort be a little bit more tactful
00:18:37you know what
00:18:41french
00:18:45wait a minute i will buy you a dictionary
00:18:52Wait, nice.
00:18:54Listen, you misunderstood her.
00:18:56She just had a tough day, like every day her day is a tough day.
00:19:00Kill for me, alright?
00:19:01Listen.
00:19:02I'm not doing this anymore.
00:19:03Okay.
00:19:03Both of you.
00:19:04I don't care about what you do for me.
00:19:06I'm not doing this anymore.
00:19:08Okay.
00:19:09I've got dignity.
00:19:10Yes.
00:19:11And self-respect.
00:19:12For sure.
00:19:12Did you believe that?
00:19:13No, not much.
00:19:15I am the president of the Cowboys Union.
00:19:18Oh.
00:19:19Son of a man.
00:19:22Nice joke.
00:19:24Oh, you're not joking.
00:19:26Wait!
00:19:28That was a new one, Mr. President!
00:19:32Oh.
00:19:34Neck.
00:19:39Is this my control show with you, guys?
00:19:43Nice to see you, Mr. Waken.
00:19:47I'm disappointed.
00:19:50Deeply disappointed, Megan.
00:19:52Mr. Waken, I want...
00:19:53Shh.
00:19:54I came here to congratulate you.
00:19:57You're being hunted now.
00:20:00Megan, the press wants to destroy you.
00:20:02As always.
00:20:04Excuse me.
00:20:05I've invested in you too much.
00:20:07I won't let anyone destroy my work.
00:20:09Understand?
00:20:10Mr. Waken, I...
00:20:12We are going on a honeymoon.
00:20:15What?
00:20:15But before that, we are throwing a little wedding.
00:20:24I need a cold present.
00:20:26trough
00:20:32He is with us!
00:20:33Sir, nice to see you.
00:20:35Max, how much did Megan promise to pay you?
00:20:41I'll pay you three times more!
00:20:45for what sir
00:20:47people love resilience
00:20:49resilience is born from heartbreak
00:20:52you need to make them believe
00:20:53that your love is real
00:20:54that you were made for each other
00:20:57then you leave her
00:20:59that's when Megan will finally
00:21:01become the candidate
00:21:03that people need
00:21:05she'll gain a soul
00:21:12I do
00:21:13no, no raccoon, no doves
00:21:16other animals at all
00:21:18sorry
00:21:26then you may seal your union
00:21:28with a kiss
00:21:31okay, just do it, okay
00:21:32do it, do
00:21:44there we go
00:21:49I hate flying
00:21:51I'm exhausted
00:21:52I don't want to be here
00:21:54and I hate all of this idea
00:21:56of espresso and
00:21:57animal nonsense
00:21:59yeah
00:22:03what the
00:22:06what the
00:22:15do it again
00:22:16and I'll break your pretty nose, honey
00:22:18oh yeah
00:22:19oh yeah
00:22:20oh yeah
00:22:20oh yeah
00:22:31just chill
00:22:32all right
00:22:33I'm doing this because I have to
00:22:36they can't say if we don't sell it
00:22:38no one is buying it
00:22:39that's all
00:22:41we should have find out
00:22:42how many journalists are here
00:22:44oh really
00:22:44and how are you going to do that, genius?
00:22:47run a survey?
00:22:49what?
00:22:52excuse me
00:22:53oh
00:22:54oh
00:22:56oh
00:22:56oh
00:22:57oh
00:22:57oh
00:22:57oh
00:22:58oh
00:23:04we're out here for the half of the weekend
00:23:07let's go
00:23:08oh
00:23:09you make way for the newlyweds
00:23:10Megan, please don't run
00:23:11just one more question
00:23:12Megan, wait, please
00:23:13people want to know
00:23:15don't get close, don't get close
00:23:16Megan
00:23:16big legs
00:23:17Megan
00:23:18it's blocked the door
00:23:18for your part
00:23:19Megan
00:23:19Max
00:23:19Max, how do you feel?
00:23:20Max, how do you feel?
00:23:21wait, but please
00:23:21one more question
00:23:27can you scratch my head this
00:23:28what?
00:23:29no
00:23:29come on
00:23:31do you realize you are denying
00:23:32the wish of a dying man?
00:23:37what?
00:23:38nothing
00:23:39sorry
00:23:39I mean
00:23:40technically speaking
00:23:41we are all dying
00:23:43second by second
00:23:44second by second
00:23:48dance
00:23:50we're
00:23:51here
00:23:51we're here
00:23:52oh yeah
00:23:53oh
00:23:54oh yeah, that's good
00:23:56oh
00:23:57oh, you have magic fingers
00:24:00how's anyone told you that?
00:24:02one more word
00:24:03and I stop
00:24:04with hands like this
00:24:06you should have gone into my side
00:24:07oh
00:24:08actually, maybe this is a secret to great politicians
00:24:12I never looked closely
00:24:13at the president's fingers
00:24:15you have a great smile
00:24:24there is this
00:24:26perfect little dimple on your right
00:24:28that's so cute
00:24:34congratulations, new lewets
00:24:40oh no
00:24:41not her
00:24:43hey buddy
00:24:43don't know how the elevator is this one
00:24:49the elevator is
00:24:51surely there is room for me
00:24:55seriously, no?
00:24:56just one look at your cape
00:24:57sorry, sir
00:24:58I'm just a
00:25:00big fan of the miss Vanessa
00:25:03oh, Vanessa
00:25:05what a surprise to see you here
00:25:07can you remind me something, please?
00:25:09where did you take those classes?
00:25:11what classes?
00:25:12surveillance for dummies
00:25:13apparently
00:25:13oh
00:25:14he's hilarious
00:25:15Megan
00:25:17yes
00:25:17so clever
00:25:18for
00:25:20callboy
00:25:20great to hear that
00:25:22from
00:25:22such an expert
00:25:23in this field
00:25:25ready
00:25:26can we go up?
00:25:28what?
00:25:29push the button
00:25:29oh
00:25:30yeah
00:25:34I'm sorry, miss Vanessa
00:25:38is your way
00:25:40Jim
00:25:46I watch your show
00:25:48every night
00:25:50every night
00:26:03you can go
00:26:08hold
00:26:11wait
00:26:11are we on the same floor?
00:26:13yeah
00:26:13your room is here
00:26:15shit
00:26:16well, neighbors do
00:26:16I don't know how that happened
00:26:18maybe
00:26:19coincidence
00:26:24Vanessa
00:26:24if you ever feel lonely
00:26:26just let me know
00:26:27alright
00:26:28I would love to celebrate that moment
00:26:33goodbye
00:26:43that bitch is really
00:26:45how to destroy me
00:26:47nice
00:26:48swans
00:26:50screw the swans
00:26:51we need
00:26:52strategy plan
00:26:53urgently
00:26:55are you even listening?
00:26:56yep
00:26:57she wants to destroy you
00:26:59loud
00:27:00and clear
00:27:01oh god
00:27:04sorry
00:27:05to the bathroom
00:27:06now
00:27:07finally
00:27:08tomorrow
00:27:18so
00:27:19here is the deal
00:27:20swan lover
00:27:2190% of time
00:27:22we spend
00:27:23in the room
00:27:23quietly
00:27:24evenings
00:27:25we hit the bar
00:27:26no booze
00:27:26just juice
00:27:27we're conservatives
00:27:28don't forget about
00:27:33at the bar
00:27:34two kisses
00:27:40man is out
00:27:41and then back in
00:27:43are you done?
00:27:49you're gonna sleep
00:27:50in the bathroom
00:27:55as a compensation
00:27:55I will make the bed
00:27:56for you
00:27:57and all the time
00:27:58you're gonna stay
00:27:59in pajama
00:28:00no naked tricks
00:28:02and no personal questions
00:28:04now I'm finished
00:28:07I've got a better idea
00:28:09wait for me in the room
00:28:12what the hell
00:28:25I need to have sex
00:28:27I need to have sex
00:28:33I need to have sex
00:28:34no
00:28:35no
00:28:37are we gonna have
00:28:40we were
00:28:40you
00:28:41I'm not
00:28:43look
00:28:49I'm trying to be afraid
00:28:50of you
00:28:52that's just a joke
00:28:53it's okay
00:28:55put on the room
00:28:56and come out
00:28:57trust me
00:28:59you will like it
00:29:01oh
00:29:02no
00:29:02no
00:29:03no
00:29:03I'm not gonna sleep
00:29:04with you
00:29:08Vanessa
00:29:09oh
00:29:09now
00:29:11uh
00:29:12I need
00:29:14to take a shower
00:29:15put on the robe
00:29:16and
00:29:16come out
00:29:18honey
00:29:19I'll be waiting
00:29:34what's your day
00:29:37repeat after
00:29:43what
00:29:43how
00:29:45with your mouth
00:29:46just moan
00:29:47okay
00:29:48um
00:29:49yeah
00:29:58do you want them
00:29:59to think I'm assaulting you
00:30:00oh
00:30:01come on
00:30:02it's
00:30:02no no
00:30:03it's so weird
00:30:04Donald
00:30:04I cannot
00:30:07I can't afford
00:30:08have you ever had sex before
00:30:10of course I have
00:30:13maybe not so many times
00:30:15but
00:30:17it's none of your business
00:30:18and did you moan
00:30:19I don't know
00:30:20did you have an orgasm
00:30:22it's like swimming pool
00:30:23impossible to forget
00:30:24it's a very very bad example
00:30:26I'm afraid of water
00:30:27I cannot swim
00:30:28and by the way
00:30:29when I'm orgasm
00:30:30I'm sneezing
00:30:36you're going to drive me insane
00:30:38you're already insane
00:30:39okay
00:30:39fine
00:30:41just let's try
00:30:42your reflex
00:30:44what?
00:30:45ow
00:30:48ow
00:30:49ow
00:30:50ow
00:30:50ow
00:30:52oh
00:30:53okay
00:30:53okay
00:30:55ow
00:30:56ow
00:30:58okay
00:31:20I'm sick
00:31:21I can't
00:31:23ow
00:31:24ow
00:31:25ow
00:31:26ow
00:31:27Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
00:31:39I'm so sexy!
00:31:43Hi! Yeah, I'm so sorry. My wife and I, we... we broke the bed.
00:31:50Yeah. Yeah. The only most sweet. Yes. Thank you. Thank you.
00:31:58Megan, Megan. Listen to me carefully. Final move.
00:32:02You have to open the door with the face of a woman who just had an orgasm.
00:32:07Okay, um...
00:32:16Okay, I get it. Don't stress. I'll be right back.
00:32:29Megan, can I borrow you for a second?
00:32:31Okay.
00:32:32I'll burst a little. Maybe something like...
00:32:36Ooh!
00:32:39Tell me, how long can you hold your breath?
00:32:41I don't know. Why?
00:32:50Okay?
00:33:17Please accept this as compensation.
00:33:20I cannot accept anything anymore.
00:33:25Ouch, it ruins.
00:33:26It got into my eye.
00:33:28Are you okay?
00:33:29I think you were sure of my face.
00:33:41Fire.
00:33:45Are you all right?
00:33:47I'm so alive.
00:33:49Yes, you are.
00:33:50Oh, nice man. Thanks.
00:33:56Such a love.
00:33:58Greatest finagle love.
00:34:02You want another round?
00:34:04Yes, you are.
00:34:05Oh, why not?
00:34:06Excuse us.
00:34:07Come here.
00:34:08Come here.
00:34:10God bless you.
00:34:28So, what was it saying?
00:34:30That we turned the whole hotel upside down.
00:34:35And what about the broken bed?
00:34:37Oh, it's basically in every single headline.
00:34:41More to go.
00:34:43Oh, no.
00:34:44Now, rest.
00:34:46Why are you such a perskill?
00:34:47Maybe because I love it.
00:34:49Or maybe because it's safer for you.
00:34:50Maybe go to hell.
00:34:52Maybe I will.
00:34:53Okay.
00:34:54Good night.
00:34:56Bye.
00:35:01What is your favorite movie?
00:35:04Silence in a hotel room.
00:35:07The one who makes a perskill buries herself alive.
00:35:10Go staring.
00:35:11Max.
00:35:12Piss off.
00:35:15You're mean.
00:35:20Great.
00:35:21And you snort too.
00:35:27You're so interesting.
00:35:28Megan Ford.
00:35:50What are you doing?
00:35:52What are you doing?
00:35:53I'm cold.
00:35:56It's so cold.
00:35:58I'm cold.
00:36:01I'm cold.
00:36:02I'm so cold.
00:36:03I'm just being honest, you know that I'm falling
00:36:07I'm gonna need some space just so we can get caught
00:36:11Let me set the pace just so you can get on and
00:36:16Falling away
00:36:20Into the day
00:36:24Yeah
00:36:28Yeah
00:36:33Yeah
00:36:37Oh yeah
00:36:40Oh yeah
00:36:41Oh yeah
00:36:42Like a girl
00:36:43Oh yeah
00:36:52Oh, my God.
00:37:30Good morning, sir.
00:37:32Good morning, Jim.
00:37:40Oh, my hair.
00:37:46Good morning, Jim.
00:37:48That was rude.
00:37:49Stop it!
00:37:51Stop it!
00:37:57Don't look at me.
00:37:59Don't look at me.
00:38:01Fuck.
00:38:06It's not on my watch!
00:38:14It doesn't work.
00:38:15Seems like it.
00:38:17It's right.
00:38:17Stop it!
00:38:28Stop it!
00:38:29Stop it!
00:38:30Stop it!
00:38:31Stop it!
00:38:33What's going on?
00:38:34Stop it!
00:38:34Honey, Jim is your parents.
00:38:36I'm a spoiled grandfather.
00:38:37What?! What are you doing?!
00:38:54Freeze!
00:39:00Oh, stop for a moment!
00:39:11Are you serious?
00:39:12I have no other option.
00:39:14It still doesn't work.
00:39:19Hey!
00:39:26Should I call the police?
00:39:29What freaking police?
00:39:30Oh, yeah.
00:39:31Hey, be careful, honey!
00:39:36You! Cut!
00:39:57Not so fast!
00:40:08What are you doing?!
00:40:10It was so cold!
00:40:11Did you do all this?
00:40:12Thank you, you were great.
00:40:14But I didn't go easy on you.
00:40:15That's okay, all right, all good.
00:40:17Yeah, yeah.
00:40:17Again, I enjoyed it.
00:40:18A bit.
00:40:19Yeah, yeah.
00:40:20So, yes.
00:40:21Oh, yeah.
00:40:22Yeah, thanks.
00:40:23That was so good.
00:40:24Hey!
00:40:25Look.
00:40:26Does all the things really help in your relationship?
00:40:29Of course.
00:40:30Of course.
00:40:30Did you hear it yesterday?
00:40:32Yeah, all the time.
00:40:33Yeah, all the time.
00:40:33Yeah, I know.
00:40:34Hit things up.
00:40:35You should try sometime.
00:40:37Yeah.
00:40:37Yeah.
00:40:38Hey, uh...
00:40:39Yeah.
00:40:40Do you think...
00:40:42Come on, come on.
00:40:44I'm and Vanessa...
00:40:45Can we...
00:40:45Oh.
00:40:47Pineapples.
00:40:48And creativity.
00:40:49Go for it.
00:40:53How do you know that?
00:40:54Oh, uh...
00:40:56Yeah.
00:40:57Let's just say that...
00:40:59I heard it.
00:41:01From her.
00:41:04Oh, no!
00:41:05No, no, no.
00:41:06Vanessa and I never be relaxed.
00:41:08It's okay.
00:41:09Cool.
00:41:10Yeah, cool.
00:41:11Yeah.
00:41:11Cool.
00:41:12So...
00:41:14Do you think I have a chance?
00:41:15Of course, man.
00:41:16Come on.
00:41:17Of course.
00:41:17There is always a chance.
00:41:19Come on, man.
00:41:19Yeah, my man.
00:41:20Go.
00:41:22Pineapples.
00:41:22Creativity.
00:41:23Go for it.
00:41:26Pineapples and...
00:41:27Creativity.
00:41:30Creativity and...
00:41:32Pineapple.
00:41:34Oh, I should have called the police.
00:41:39Oh!
00:41:40You did it!
00:41:41It was you.
00:41:44Nope.
00:41:45This time...
00:41:46Thank you won't cut it.
00:41:51What...
00:41:54You...
00:42:05What...
00:42:06You...
00:42:06No.
00:42:07No.
00:42:08No.
00:42:09No.
00:42:11Oh!
00:42:12Ah!
00:42:20We are going on a date today, a fake date.
00:42:23Don't chasing people around.
00:42:25We are finishing this job right.
00:42:26Um, excuse me, but I already have my own clothes.
00:42:30Megan, with all due respect, you dress like a solace robot.
00:42:35With all due respect, you dress like an escort.
00:42:38Yes, because I am one.
00:42:40Okay, fair enough.
00:42:42So, we start with lingerie.
00:42:49Lingerie is the soul of a woman.
00:42:54Look at this, the red one.
00:42:57What may be the black one?
00:42:59No, definitely the red one.
00:43:01No.
00:43:03I'll take this.
00:43:07Beard.
00:43:08Have the best dresses.
00:43:10This?
00:43:12I'm not sure.
00:43:13Yes, because none of them are things you normally wear, Megan.
00:43:17Because none of them...
00:43:20Look, I don't even know how to walk in this.
00:43:24Stockings.
00:43:25You've got killer legs.
00:43:26Show them off.
00:43:28Yes, you're right about my legs, but...
00:43:31Look, I like to sit one leg over the other.
00:43:34And in stockings, it's...
00:43:38I'm politician.
00:43:39Yes.
00:43:40So be a politician.
00:43:41In stockings.
00:43:44Okay, I must admit, all your ideas before worked out, but...
00:43:52Right.
00:43:53Let's give it a shot.
00:43:55Great.
00:43:57I'll be back later.
00:43:59Take your time.
00:44:01Coffee.
00:44:01With Meg.
00:44:03Without.
00:44:04Milk and sugar today.
00:44:10Oh.
00:44:10No.
00:44:15Hey.
00:44:26Oh.
00:44:29Oh.
00:44:31Oh.
00:44:32Oh.
00:44:34Oh.
00:44:48Why, you look stunning.
00:44:51I'm sure you're saying that to everyone.
00:44:54I'm enjoying the view.
00:45:01Hey, is it the coffee?
00:45:03I swear it's awful.
00:45:05And only I'm on milk.
00:45:06I don't own dresses like this.
00:45:12Because I've got no one to zip them up.
00:45:22I see.
00:45:26Let me do it.
00:45:44Where are we going?
00:45:48No, no, no, no, Max.
00:45:50Did you hear me?
00:45:52Yes, I heard you again.
00:45:55I'm going dancing.
00:45:56What?
00:45:57No, that's impossible.
00:46:00Boy, you don't dance.
00:46:03Exactly.
00:46:04I don't know how to, how to move.
00:46:10Then I will teach you.
00:46:21The key is to feel your heart, bitch.
00:46:38Nats.
00:46:41How many music?
00:46:58Oh, my God.
00:47:00I'm sorry.
00:47:01Excuse me.
00:47:02Bless you.
00:47:11I guess I'm ready.
00:47:17And now, are you?
00:47:20Yeah.
00:47:21Yeah.
00:47:22Yeah, okay.
00:47:23Here we go.
00:47:24Okay.
00:47:28Seriously?
00:47:29You can't reach.
00:47:31Do not disturb.
00:47:38I relate to love your show.
00:47:46Oh.
00:47:49And I relate to love pineapples.
00:47:54Okay.
00:48:28You want me to get you a drink?
00:48:30A drink?
00:48:30No.
00:48:31No, no, no.
00:48:31I don't drink when I'm happy.
00:48:33And now, I'm happy.
00:48:38All right.
00:48:38I'll be right back.
00:48:39Be right back.
00:48:44What's up, people?
00:48:51A good man asked me for one little favor.
00:48:55You all know that I can't say no to a true love story.
00:48:59So, Chris.
00:49:01So, Chris.
00:49:02Chris, whoo.
00:49:12Thank you, man.
00:49:15I just really hope it works.
00:49:21I don't know if I'll pull it off by myself, so I need your help, just in case.
00:49:31The thing is, I messed up, big time, with someone I love deeply, with someone I don't deserve because
00:49:44of how I acted.
00:49:45I didn't see it.
00:49:47I didn't see it then.
00:49:47I just didn't get it.
00:49:51But, better late than never.
00:49:59Will you marry me?
00:50:12Chris.
00:50:16Yes.
00:50:22All right.
00:50:23She said yes.
00:50:24You're done for every couple.
00:50:26Woo!
00:50:27Woo!
00:50:32Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:50:33Sorry, man.
00:50:34I'll take you back later.
00:50:35All right?
00:50:36What's going on?
00:50:37You know what?
00:50:38I changed my mind.
00:50:40Let's get wasted.
00:50:42What you think?
00:50:45Ah!
00:50:49Just so you know, I can really hold my drink.
00:50:57Are you okay?
00:50:59Are you okay?
00:51:06Megan?
00:51:10Megan, it's a beer.
00:51:12It's not a soup.
00:51:13Hmm.
00:51:15Oh, Chris, you're so smart.
00:51:27What's your problem, Megan Ford?
00:51:39What's your problem, Megan Ford?
00:51:47It's impossible and pretty at the same time.
00:51:50And it's a disaster.
00:51:52This world is in real danger.
00:51:57Oh.
00:51:58It's so funny.
00:52:00Yes, it is.
00:52:00No.
00:52:01You physically cannot be happy with...
00:52:07...blisters on your feet.
00:52:09It's impossible.
00:52:13Okay.
00:52:14Why did you get into politics, Megan?
00:52:17It's...
00:52:18No.
00:52:24Because I want to make this world a better place.
00:52:29It's obvious.
00:52:30Not what you mean.
00:52:31The convenience.
00:52:32Tell me the truth, Megan.
00:52:34You know?
00:52:34Why?
00:52:34In the world that lacks comfortable shoes.
00:52:38The only thing we have is convenient answers.
00:52:42Someone hurt you once.
00:52:45Badly.
00:52:46Am I right?
00:52:49Come on.
00:52:51Check, please.
00:52:52Because...
00:52:53Here's Dr. Freud at the table.
00:52:56Oh, come on, Max.
00:52:58Look, you're pretty handsome, smart, and...
00:53:02You can add whatever adjectives you want on my behalf, of course.
00:53:06But please...
00:53:09Don't grow inside.
00:53:12It always ends bad.
00:53:17Come on, it's just you and me, Megan.
00:53:19Let's try.
00:53:21Oh, I see.
00:53:24You want to know what's bothering me, right?
00:53:27Yeah.
00:53:27I'm a 42-year-old woman sitting across the cowboy...
00:53:31...trying to reach the highest point of her entire career...
00:53:35...with the help of a guy who earns money with his big...
00:53:40Oh, I'm a lion.
00:53:41...and a huge dick, decent mind, and pretty face.
00:53:45...and maybe, after all, you'll get...
00:53:50...the highest, biggest paycheck you ever had.
00:53:57Sounds terrible.
00:53:59Absolutely.
00:54:00So, please, let's not open this can of worms, all right?
00:54:03Let's stay in this fake, wonderful world...
00:54:06...where everyone's smiling.
00:54:08You're my husband, huh?
00:54:11I am a successful, self-made woman, and my ex-boyfriend doesn't propose.
00:54:24She's some kind of Barbie.
00:54:27She's in front of my eyes, after helping me to taste it all.
00:54:34That guy?
00:54:35She sucks, by the way.
00:54:37I know.
00:54:41Come on.
00:54:42Excuse me.
00:54:44Don't be sorry, pretty.
00:54:46No one is crying tonight.
00:54:48Come on.
00:54:49Get up.
00:54:51Come on.
00:54:56Oh.
00:54:57Oh!
00:54:59No one, you...
00:55:01Okay.
00:55:02Okay.
00:55:11Good morning.
00:55:15I'm not sure.
00:55:17Will you?
00:55:18Oh, thank you.
00:55:22Did you change my clothes?
00:55:28Did you change my clothes?
00:55:31Would you appreciate my gentleman's restraint?
00:55:35Why even close my eyes?
00:55:37Why changing you?
00:55:37Oh, yes, you did.
00:55:39Maybe not all the time yet.
00:55:46Where are we?
00:55:47I want to show you something.
00:55:49Oh, no.
00:55:50Are you a serial killer?
00:55:51Maybe.
00:55:53Oh, what a twist.
00:55:56But maybe after last night, maybe it's been better.
00:56:00Look, about last night.
00:56:02I might have gone a little overboard, but...
00:56:10What are you doing?
00:56:11Stopping you from saying too much.
00:56:15But it's not even raining.
00:56:19But it calms me.
00:56:21The reason of the wipers.
00:56:27When everything is falling apart.
00:56:29It reminds me that...
00:56:32There are still some customs in life.
00:56:36Maybe you're crazy about it.
00:56:38But it really works.
00:56:40Yeah.
00:56:40Yeah.
00:56:41Yeah, it's really soothing.
00:56:43And there is the deadlock's version.
00:56:45What?
00:56:47Oh, oh, oh.
00:56:51Oh, oh.
00:56:52Oh, oh.
00:56:56Megan.
00:56:57Hmm.
00:56:58Trust me, okay?
00:57:12Megan.
00:57:26Megan.
00:57:27Megan.
00:57:27No.
00:57:27Find your reflection in my eyes.
00:57:29What?
00:57:30No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:57:31See yourself.
00:57:32Oh, please.
00:57:33See yourself.
00:57:34Okay.
00:57:34Okay.
00:57:35Okay.
00:57:35That's the real Megan.
00:57:37I see.
00:57:38Okay?
00:57:38The real.
00:57:40Okay.
00:57:41Look out here.
00:57:42Yes.
00:57:43Okay.
00:57:43I remember.
00:57:45Yes.
00:57:46You did it.
00:57:47Yes.
00:57:49It was just a good fluff after him last night.
00:57:51No, smell it.
00:57:53Kid.
00:57:54Kid, it's okay.
00:57:57No, no, no, please.
00:57:58Please, let go all of you.
00:58:00It's okay.
00:58:01I'm there, I'm there.
00:58:02Please.
00:58:04Keep your breath.
00:58:05Keep your breath.
00:58:07Okay.
00:58:08Okay.
00:58:10Okay.
00:58:10Okay.
00:58:11One more time.
00:58:13Oh.
00:58:18You know, that's only after you.
00:58:20It's the only real thing at home.
00:58:23Beyond to my father.
00:58:24The only place I was ever happy.
00:58:26And, um, you know, the first person I brought here.
00:58:32And the first one I told that to.
00:58:33I used to hate making my bed.
00:58:37What?
00:58:40I came into politics.
00:58:43Because I hated rules.
00:58:46I always did.
00:58:47So I decided to become one of those who makes rules.
00:58:53So I could break them.
00:58:57But somehow, I just became the rule.
00:59:02Strict.
00:59:04Unnecessary.
00:59:04Unnecessary.
00:59:05Useless rule.
00:59:07That cancels me as well.
00:59:09I see.
00:59:11I see.
00:59:13Then, Megan Ford.
00:59:17Let's break the rules.
00:59:18What?
00:59:20No.
00:59:21No.
00:59:21Where are you going?
00:59:22No.
00:59:22Please don't leave me here.
00:59:23Please.
00:59:24Please.
00:59:24No.
00:59:25No.
00:59:28No.
00:59:33Fuck.
00:59:34Fuck.
00:59:35Don't leave me here.
00:59:36What are you?
00:59:37Are you alive?
00:59:38Jump in, Megan.
00:59:39Come on.
00:59:40No.
00:59:40You're crazy.
00:59:41You're crazy psycho.
00:59:43Are you Megan Ford or not?
00:59:44I am.
00:59:45I am Megan Ford.
00:59:47Come on.
00:59:47Okay.
00:59:48Okay.
00:59:49Let's break the rules!
01:00:00We're all gonna die.
01:00:05Megan.
01:00:06It's shallow.
01:00:07You're fine.
01:00:07Okay?
01:00:08I'm sorry.
01:00:09Oh, jeez!
01:00:11What can I do?
01:00:12What can I do?
01:00:13What can I do?
01:00:13I knew that.
01:00:15I knew.
01:00:15I was just sitting here.
01:00:17What can I do?
01:00:18I'm sorry.
01:00:20Oh, yeah.
01:00:21Yeah, it's so...
01:00:42Okay.
01:00:43That's enough for the first time.
01:00:46Okay.
01:01:09Hey.
01:01:10Yeah.
01:01:11You okay?
01:01:14Yeah.
01:01:15I'm very.
01:01:19I'll get you something right away.
01:01:21Yeah.
01:01:34Captain Ford.
01:01:47Max?
01:01:48Yeah?
01:01:51Does this thing work?
01:01:54Yes, of course.
01:01:56And, um...
01:01:58I can say something?
01:02:00Sure.
01:02:01If you want to say something, just go for it.
01:02:03Yes.
01:02:04Megan Ford.
01:02:07You know, I have a very important message to him.
01:02:11He made it.
01:02:12Mm-hmm.
01:02:17Steve Evans.
01:02:18You're officially an asshole.
01:02:21Who is Steve Evans?
01:02:23Is that what?
01:02:24No.
01:02:25No.
01:02:26It was, um...
01:02:28It was the first guy I slept with.
01:02:30And, um, during the sex, he used to recite multiplication.
01:02:35Tables for, like, so make it longer.
01:02:40Um, once, he was like...
01:02:44Seven times.
01:02:46Eight.
01:02:48Fifty-four.
01:02:50And I, I slightly, like, cracked at him.
01:02:54Like, fifty-six.
01:02:55Mm-hmm.
01:02:57He was offended.
01:02:58He laughed.
01:02:58It was awful.
01:03:01And, you know, I've been thinking, that night would be different.
01:03:07What if I, I had an orgasm?
01:03:10I don't know.
01:03:10Maybe my life would be totally different.
01:03:13Probably, yeah.
01:03:15That's a good story.
01:03:22Oh, um...
01:03:25It's not haute couture, madame.
01:03:29It's clean and dry.
01:03:31Yes, thank you.
01:03:32I just tip outside.
01:03:33Okay.
01:03:35Max?
01:03:36Yeah.
01:03:38Can you stay...
01:03:41enough?
01:03:42Help me.
01:04:03And now, I'm out of my life.
01:04:03I can't hold this.
01:04:04Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
01:04:06You got me digging way too deep in the feelings.
01:04:11And I'm over here looking for all the reasons.
01:04:17So, if you're gonna stick around, and if you plan to hold me down, be patient cause I'm finding out
01:04:26that I might need ya.
01:04:28Yeah
01:04:29Don't wanna mess up
01:04:32I can't lose your love
01:04:35I can't get enough
01:04:39And I'ma keep my heart by my side
01:04:42Yeah, I can act tough
01:04:44Don't leave my love
01:04:47You don't give me some
01:04:51Matter of fact, you might just be surprised
01:04:54Yeah, yeah
01:04:55I'ma keep my heart
01:04:59I'ma leave my heart
01:05:03I'ma leave my heart
01:05:06I'ma leave my heart
01:05:07I'ma leave my heart
01:05:12I'ma leave my heart
01:05:15I'ma leave my heart
01:05:17Don't flatter yourself
01:05:18I am just starting to get sick
01:05:21Yeah, let me get that nigga
01:05:25I'ma leave
01:05:27Attention all vessels
01:05:29A storm is approaching
01:05:31All boats currently on the water
01:05:33Must return to the harbor
01:05:34Got it
01:05:35When is it expected?
01:05:37Forecast says within the hour
01:05:39Maybe 90 minutes
01:05:40We advise all vessels to return
01:05:42This storm looks serious
01:05:45Understood
01:05:47Thanks for the heads up
01:05:48We are ending back now
01:05:49Over
01:06:04Yes
01:06:05How's it going?
01:06:06Good
01:06:07Really good
01:06:08I hope you haven't forgotten our agreement
01:06:11Max
01:06:13I've never made love on a deck
01:06:15We should fix that
01:06:17Is this Megan?
01:06:19Is she okay?
01:06:20No, no
01:06:20It was the radio
01:06:23Someone hijacked the frequency
01:06:25Dump break
01:06:26I hope you haven't forgotten
01:06:27What this is all for
01:06:28No, of course not
01:06:30You have 24 hours to dump her
01:06:32I'll see you both in town
01:06:34Alright
01:06:36Are you going to miss it, Captain?
01:06:47No, it's
01:06:49Dispatch
01:06:50I just want about a storm
01:06:51And I have to go back
01:06:52Fast
01:06:53Okay
01:06:58I never felt better
01:07:08Something wrong
01:07:10You look sad
01:07:15No
01:07:17No, it's okay
01:07:19I'm just worrying about a storm
01:07:21There we go
01:07:25Yeah
01:07:37Max
01:07:38Sit down again
01:07:43Look, uh
01:07:44Are you sure you're okay?
01:07:46You're acting weird
01:07:47I'm fine
01:07:49It's just a storm
01:07:50Come on
01:07:51I feel something
01:07:52You're not even joking
01:07:53Are you sick or what?
01:07:55You know what?
01:07:57Actually, there is something
01:07:58I need to tell you
01:08:01Okay
01:08:07Megan, I...
01:08:11Megan, I...
01:08:12Megan, I...
01:08:14Hold on, hold on
01:08:16Okay
01:08:16Okay, okay
01:08:17I need to tell you something
01:08:19Really important
01:08:21May I go first, please
01:08:23Look
01:08:23Look
01:08:24I know
01:08:25We had a deal
01:08:26And we're in the same contract
01:08:28That mistake is huge
01:08:29But
01:08:31Oh, God, it's so wrong
01:08:34It's happening
01:08:35And I cannot do anything
01:08:38I guess I'm
01:08:42I'm in love with you
01:08:52I love you
01:08:52I love you too, Megan
01:08:53But sit down
01:08:53All the time
01:08:54The storm is getting worse
01:09:23Welcome back, lovebirds
01:09:24How was the honeymoon
01:09:26How was the honeymoon?
01:09:27Hello, Mr. Bacon
01:09:29It was great, thank you
01:09:31Right, Max?
01:09:33Yeah
01:09:33Yeah, it was great
01:09:34Yeah
01:09:34Good
01:09:36Megan, we need to discuss your schedule right away
01:09:38I need you now
01:09:40Max
01:09:40I hope in the other car
01:09:41My guys will drive you
01:09:42We've got work to do
01:09:44Um
01:09:46I'll be done soon
01:09:47And we'll meet up, okay?
01:09:49I'll soon buy home
01:09:50To grab something
01:09:50Then I come astrip to you
01:09:52All right?
01:09:53Yeah
01:09:54See it all
01:09:55Yeah
01:10:01Oh
01:10:14So
01:10:15Are you ready for the next phase of our plan?
01:10:18I was hoping to rest a little bit before we dive back into the campaign
01:10:23But yes, of course
01:10:25Yes
01:10:26What's the plan?
01:10:27Max didn't tell you?
01:10:29Max?
01:10:31No
01:10:32The plan was for you two
01:10:34To act like the perfect couple
01:10:36Then Max dumps you
01:10:38You continue your journey with broken heart
01:10:41Everyone feels bad for you
01:10:43And
01:10:44Both for you
01:10:46Stupid
01:10:50It's all for the show, of course
01:10:52Exactly
01:10:53Yes
01:10:54Tomorrow morning you'll hold a press conference
01:10:56And say
01:10:57Max would
01:10:59Left you
01:11:00For another woman
01:11:01Ratings will be
01:11:03Through the roof
01:11:04Yeah
01:11:26Megan
01:11:27I'm so glad to see you here
01:11:29I've missed you
01:11:31Hey
01:11:33Finally
01:11:34Let's do the math
01:11:35We had sex twice
01:11:37But frankly speaking
01:11:38I had sex orgasms
01:11:39So I will pay for the six
01:11:42It's fair
01:11:43What are you doing?
01:11:45So you smiled to me
01:11:46Um
01:11:47What's the fee for the smile?
01:11:49I was looking for your priceless
01:11:50But I couldn't find
01:11:51Hundred?
01:11:53Two hundred?
01:11:54I'll pay two
01:11:55You earned
01:11:56No, I said no
01:12:03Okay
01:12:06That covers everything
01:12:09Of course on the top
01:12:10Of I already promised
01:12:12Bacon will handle
01:12:14The rest
01:12:14It's not my department
01:12:16That's not what you think
01:12:18Megan
01:12:18That's exactly what I think
01:12:20You made me fool for you
01:12:21You did your job so good
01:12:25So you'll get more money
01:12:29Just listen
01:12:29Please
01:12:33Wait me outside
01:12:41You know what hurts the most
01:12:43You know what hurts the most
01:12:47I believed you
01:12:50I
01:12:52Megan Ford
01:12:55I never trusted anyone
01:13:00I trusted you
01:13:01Let me explain
01:13:03No need to
01:13:04No
01:13:05I need
01:13:07I need some water
01:13:10I'm thirsty
01:13:23No
01:13:30You took the wrong glass
01:13:32What?
01:13:33I keep lube in those glasses
01:13:38That's jokes
01:13:39Megan
01:13:40I don't need lube
01:13:41You know that
01:13:43But you're smiling
01:13:45You know what that means
01:13:46Yeah
01:13:50It means that
01:13:53Even with a broken heart
01:13:55I have good sense of humor
01:14:01Goodbye Max Wood
01:14:02Megan
01:14:12Hello everyone
01:14:13Thank you all for coming
01:14:17I called you here
01:14:19Because I wanted to
01:14:21I wanted you to know
01:14:23This information
01:14:23Directly from me
01:14:27Mr. Wood
01:14:28And I
01:14:31We are not married anymore
01:14:34Miss Ford
01:14:35What happened?
01:14:37It turns out
01:14:38We wanted different things
01:14:40Mr. Wood
01:14:41Was not ready
01:14:41For
01:14:42Responsibility
01:14:43That comes with
01:14:44Being married
01:14:44To a politician
01:14:45So he left you
01:14:47Yes
01:14:49Will this affect your campaign?
01:14:52No
01:14:54I'm still in the fight
01:14:58It's personal
01:14:59And
01:15:01I won't let personal things
01:15:04Get in the way of
01:15:05The bright future
01:15:07Of our city
01:15:09Megan
01:15:10Did you really expect
01:15:12To marriage to an escort
01:15:14To last?
01:15:15You know Vanessa
01:15:19Yes
01:15:24Maybe it was
01:15:26Foolish
01:15:30Maybe it was
01:15:31Too naive
01:15:36But I really did
01:15:37Megan
01:15:38Megan
01:15:38Do you want to talk about
01:15:40This on my show?
01:15:45Megan
01:15:45Do you want to talk about
01:15:47This on my show?
01:15:51Yes of course
01:15:53So Miss Ford
01:15:53Where did you spend your honeymoon?
01:15:59Today
01:16:00Candidate for mayor
01:16:00Megan Ford
01:16:01Shugged the public
01:16:02By announcing the end
01:16:03For her short-lived marriage
01:16:05To Max Wood
01:16:06According to her
01:16:07Wood left her
01:16:08For a simpler life
01:16:11Megan expected to share
01:16:12More details
01:16:13About the relationship
01:16:14Tonight
01:16:15Live on Vanessa's show
01:16:17You know Vanessa?
01:16:18She thinks I used her
01:16:21That it was all a lie
01:16:25I have to stop this now
01:16:36Time for the last dance
01:16:37My friend
01:16:38My friend
01:16:56Time for the last dance
01:17:08Officer Michael Johnson
01:17:09I was called for an emergency
01:17:12No one told you anything
01:17:14Listen
01:17:16There is a threat inside
01:17:18If you want to explain
01:17:19To your bosses
01:17:20Why he blocked
01:17:21A police officer
01:17:22From doing his job
01:17:23Be my guest
01:17:29Okay, go ahead
01:17:39Three, two, one
01:17:42All right
01:17:48Okay, okay
01:17:50So
01:17:52Megan
01:17:53Tell us
01:17:55How you feel
01:17:55After such
01:17:56Shall we say
01:17:58Brave marriage
01:18:04That was
01:18:06Unexpected
01:18:08But I'm a strong person
01:18:10Vanessa
01:18:12I'll be fine
01:18:13Oh God
01:18:15Of course
01:18:16Of course
01:18:17You will
01:18:17But still
01:18:18How did a smart woman
01:18:21Like you
01:18:22Fall for an escort
01:18:23Um
01:18:26You know
01:18:27Sometimes
01:18:30Heart beats the brain
01:18:32Even for such a strong
01:18:34Woman like me
01:18:36Okay
01:18:36And what about the sex
01:18:38I mean
01:18:39Was it as good
01:18:40As advertised
01:18:41I'm sure
01:18:42Vanessa
01:18:43We've got a lot
01:18:45Of very important
01:18:46Topics to talk
01:18:47About
01:18:48I'm sure
01:18:49Our viewers
01:18:50Think it's
01:18:52Very
01:18:53Very
01:18:54Important
01:18:55Right guys
01:18:56Yeah
01:18:58Okay
01:19:03Good job
01:19:04Good job
01:19:04Now camera two
01:19:05And camera four
01:19:10Jeremy
01:19:11Camera four
01:19:11Now
01:19:12Yeah
01:19:13And now camera two
01:19:14And again
01:19:15Camera four
01:19:16Yes
01:19:20Camera four
01:19:23Uh huh
01:19:24No no no
01:19:25Now camera five
01:19:26Five
01:19:26Jeremy
01:19:27What the fuck
01:19:28Is doing
01:19:30Huh
01:19:30Yeah
01:19:32Uh
01:19:34I need a break
01:19:37Hello
01:19:37I told you
01:19:38I'll call you back
01:19:39Turn around
01:19:40Yeah but it's been
01:19:41Over here now
01:19:42Turn around
01:19:46Hey
01:19:49Yeah but you shouldn't
01:19:51Been here
01:19:51It's a stop
01:19:52Only
01:19:53I didn't know you
01:19:54Worked here
01:19:54That's a good job
01:19:55Yeah but I told you
01:19:57Every single time
01:19:58You made me feel
01:19:59Comfortable
01:20:02But anyway
01:20:03You shouldn't be here
01:20:04It's a light show
01:20:05I can see a lot of
01:20:07Tension in your shoulders
01:20:08Stress
01:20:08Yeah
01:20:09You have no idea
01:20:11Vanessa is a total monster
01:20:13Let me help you
01:20:14You know I'm good
01:20:15With my hands
01:20:18Really
01:20:19Enjoy
01:20:21Yeah
01:20:22Really nice
01:20:24Oh
01:20:35Alright
01:20:39Here I go
01:20:44So
01:20:45You're saying
01:20:46You really
01:20:47I'm sorry
01:20:50Um
01:20:52I don't understand
01:20:54Nothing
01:20:54Okay
01:20:56Um
01:20:57Megan Ford
01:20:59Find your reflection
01:21:00In my eyes
01:21:01Find reflection
01:21:02In my eyes
01:21:04Do you see yourself
01:21:05Do you see yourself
01:21:09Right now
01:21:10In my eyes
01:21:11I see the real
01:21:12Megan Ford
01:21:14Remember
01:21:15The real Megan Ford
01:21:17Remember
01:21:18The real Megan Ford
01:21:27What did you just say
01:21:29What did you just say
01:21:30Actually I don't know
01:21:32What's going on
01:21:35The editor saying something weird
01:21:38In my ear
01:21:39Max
01:21:39Max are you here
01:21:42Yes I'm here
01:21:43And I'm coming to you
01:21:48Megan
01:21:57What you're doing here
01:21:58What I should have done
01:22:00From this talk
01:22:03Michael Johnson
01:22:07Yeah
01:22:08Security division
01:22:13What
01:22:20What's going on here
01:22:22Megan
01:22:22Megan I'm sorry
01:22:23I'm so sorry
01:22:23Forgive me
01:22:24Forgive me
01:22:25I swear
01:22:30No
01:22:30Hey
01:22:31Stop it
01:22:32Stop it
01:22:33You
01:22:40Don't move
01:22:40Don't move
01:22:42Megan
01:22:45What you're doing
01:22:46What you're doing
01:22:47Oh
01:22:48This ring
01:22:50Oh
01:22:51Perfect
01:22:52And your eyes
01:22:53Black demons
01:22:55For bad bitches
01:22:56You're not like this
01:22:59That's really cute
01:23:01Oh God
01:23:02Oh
01:23:03Wow
01:23:07Guys
01:23:08It seems
01:23:10We're
01:23:10Witnessing
01:23:12The most dramatic
01:23:14Love story
01:23:15All time
01:23:16Wow
01:23:26Kiss me
01:23:30Hey
01:23:31You
01:23:32Stop it
01:23:33You
01:23:34Call 911
01:23:37You
01:23:39You
01:23:40You
01:23:40You
01:23:40You could have just called me
01:23:41You know that
01:23:42Yeah
01:23:42You're right
01:23:43I love you
01:23:46Oh
01:23:53Hey
01:23:54Hey
01:23:55Hey
01:23:56How are you
01:23:57How do you feel
01:24:00Like someone shoved a crop out of my ass
01:24:02I'm totally worse
01:24:08I think it's your professional trauma stalking
01:24:11Don't make me laugh
01:24:15Why didn't you tell me about bacon and the deal
01:24:18You threatened to destroy your carrier
01:24:21And
01:24:22I was afraid you wouldn't believe me
01:24:27And I thought
01:24:30That you were just using me
01:24:32And
01:24:33And none of it was real
01:24:35It was real
01:24:37Every second
01:24:38I spent with you
01:24:40Oh
01:24:43It seems you feel better
01:24:47Yes
01:25:08Finally we don't have to pay for it
01:25:32Still sick?
01:25:34Shut up
01:25:36That joke's expired
01:25:41Well
01:25:43Your piety called Carrie won't suffer from this candle
01:25:47You know what
01:25:49I don't care about that
01:25:51Somehow I realized that
01:25:54There are much more important things in this world
01:25:57Who are you?
01:25:59And what have you done with me again for you?
01:26:02It's not me
01:26:03It's one
01:26:04Handsome guy
01:26:05Who turned her world
01:26:06Upside down
01:26:12Say something French
01:26:17It's okay
01:26:18I don't know what you've just said
01:26:23But
01:26:24I want you so much
01:26:30Excuse me
01:26:31Yeah
01:26:32Yeah
01:26:43Well done Donald
01:26:44I will play them all again
01:26:50To the newly elected mayor
01:26:59Who would have thought
01:27:00Those two would actually fall in love
01:27:08Yes Mr. President
01:27:09So
01:27:10How it's going?
01:27:11The plan works
01:27:13Yes
01:27:13I'm confident
01:27:14She'll stay loyal
01:27:16With our little secret
01:27:17She won't have a choice
01:27:19Good
01:27:19Stay in touch
01:27:34Enjoy the moment lovebirds
01:27:35The game has only just begun
01:27:41The game has only been soroc fast
01:27:44Well done
01:27:44bowling
01:27:44No
01:27:44No
01:27:44No
01:27:44Stop
01:27:44I know
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