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00:00I feel like you're being nice to me these days.
00:02Should we kiss and make off or what?
00:04Elise, welcome to Swollen.
00:05Good to have, like, another girl in the group as well.
00:07Oh, thanks, babe.
00:09I'm kind of being praised for him.
00:11You're the first to see this.
00:13Oh, my God.
00:13Alice is pregnant.
00:14Are you sure?
00:16We have kissed.
00:18I felt like you were my little sister, and you're now in his bed.
00:21You're actually going to be moving to London after this?
00:23I think so.
00:24Obviously, I've recently met Anger, and, like, I don't know.
00:27I feel like I'm second-guessing myself.
00:28You guys bond.
00:29There's been a lot of whispers about it.
00:31I think it's a bit over-familiar.
00:32They're just tactile people that need to change just because, like, we're going to get it on.
00:35I really hope this doesn't affect your friendship.
00:37It won't, but I'm not the one that's in the relationship.
00:39I'm not the person that Demi needs to be with.
00:47She's being labelled as a homewrecker.
00:49I'm being labelled as a cheat.
00:50That's absolutely bollocks.
00:51Are she kissing me?
00:53What?
00:54That makes you feel a bit nervous.
00:56Oh.
00:56I'm daddy.
00:57Do I want to be best known to him?
00:59I don't feel like I'm doing anything wrong for it that way.
01:01Bye, Anger.
01:03And if she ever knew that I said this, it could ruin everything.
01:07Bye, Anger.
01:07Bye, Anger.
01:18Bye, Anger.
01:27Bye, Anger.
01:30Bye, Anger.
01:32Bye, Anger.
01:33Bye, Anger.
01:36Bye, Anger.
01:37Bye, Anger.
01:37Bye, Anger.
01:39this is the cutest thing ever oh thank you I'm so excited to see you guys do you really think
01:45this is entirely necessary it opens the birth canal we had a surrogate what would you know
01:50about a birth canal oh yeah can I go to 30 nights bridge please absolutely
02:12you know the bigger news is that Chaz and Demi broke up I think we saw that one coming
02:16did you and jazz go skiing together it was all over Instagram all I'd say
02:24do you know about the article that came out did I tell you about that what was the article said
02:27that like the reason jazz and Demi have broken up is because of her and Inga it's just like locker
02:31room talk isn't it ladies this is lovely thank you Scotland bring us back I know who would have
02:45thought crazy how a lot can change in such a short amount of time do you see oh hello hello
02:52how are
02:57you guys you're stunning yeah you do that's your back in Chelsea for the festival okay how are you
03:07actually doing though um yeah it's been like this but I think as hard as it was to do to
03:14break up
03:14with Demi I knew that it was the right decision to make because in my gut I knew it wasn't
03:19for me
03:19um but it is what it is and I'm like forever grateful to her that showed me that I can
03:26love
03:26like loudly and proudly yeah so I'm happy it's all learning curves isn't it yeah and how was your
03:34skiing holly bubs it was so fun and because we were like with your whole family everyone just got on
03:41and it was so fun yeah yeah we were we were in like what I was I think we both
03:46were in like two
03:47minds on whether to go like if I was gonna come on art like after that article got released it
03:54just
03:55life has just been a bit weird because it's like we can't have a friendship without it being made into
04:01this big thing that it's just not and like people speculating like I literally can't put up a story
04:06of you without everyone being like oh my god you're together and you're doing this yeah and so I think
04:11a
04:11part of us were like if I go on the ski trip is everyone just going to be like maybe
04:15make you
04:16about blazing yeah yeah it's like you shouldn't have to think about it like people blame me for the
04:21reason that you guys broke up and I think that was really hard because it's like I have quite
04:25literally had nothing to do with it it is so good to see you after so long how are we
04:46in that stage of
04:47our lives we're buying baby clothes for our friends it's making for like right we're in the next
04:51you're getting so groovy well when I look at all of this I'm like yeah
05:00your wedding day was so beautiful guys oh did you enjoy it we honestly we had such a lovely day
05:06oh I'm glad are you used to being Mrs Vanderbump yet I haven't changed my name properly yet
05:11no I need to do my passport yeah I know everyone keeps commenting Alice Vanderbump
05:20but we will know we will do the big wedding in the future when we have time to plan but
05:25right now
05:26with everything going on we just wanted to get married before baby and before you know waiting
05:31for a liver so I know you've got a million people around you but you know we are very much
05:35there yeah
05:35yeah it could be a while until that call comes in and they've the doctors very much say like live
05:43your life to its fullest so that's exactly what we've done went skiing last week and I you know
05:48what it's a weird thing to say with everything we know is coming but I feel like we're gonna this
05:53gonna be a really good year I think so guys it's gonna be a magical it's gonna be amazing I
05:57can't
05:58believe that I'm nearly 35 weeks pregnant already yeah we should probably pack our hospital bag actually
06:03100% you need to do that we are so unprepared actually the house is here the hospital is here
06:09I can run back and forth I am starting to get nervous how close it's coming and how little we
06:15know
06:15to me I think it's clear that there's really some fine tuning here we also don't know how to change
06:20nappies it's called a nanny oh dear what did you guys go up to since Scotland anything fun I was
06:38in
06:38South Africa uh with a group of mates it was I was absolutely unreal that I recommend it yeah you
06:43boys
06:43should get yourselves out there so Inga's back in Chelsea now so she's obviously gonna bump into
06:47Yaz how do you think that's gonna be do you think Inga will kick off at Yaz I just think
06:52Yaz is past
06:53that I think Inga's might maybe not past it but I think Yaz is Yaz is happy she's doing her
06:57own
06:58thing she doesn't want to get involved in that do you think about Yaz at all I think Yaz I
07:02don't I
07:02don't want to be with Yaz but I have the utmost respect and love for Yaz always that will never
07:07change
07:07you're very lucky to have a great relationship with Eric because I definitely do not
07:10yeah how is Bex and whose fault is that my fault completely I what I just wonder I just wanted
07:16to
07:16be her friend that was it and unfortunately on the last night of Scotland we kissed each other yes I
07:22don't know I think it might be me or Bex I honestly couldn't tell it was definitely one of us
07:28two that
07:28led the kids listen it's the worst thing ever I spent all this time being Bex's friend and then was
07:34it like 10 minutes half an hour an hour you then go kiss Elise okay and also context I went
07:40downstairs to go make Marmite on toast and I kid you not Elise walks in and just kisses me oh
07:45like she kissed me I do love a Marmite kiss wait were you saying it is I mean I was
07:49chatting to a
07:50little bit in Scotland so I can see you guys having a bit of fun I might teach you a
07:54thing or two
07:55listen ads the timing was just really unfortunate the fact that it was very soon after I kissed Bex but
08:00the timing is not unfortunate kissing Bex is very unfortunate yeah I shouldn't have done that yeah I
08:04did I shouldn't have done that I know but moving on from Bex after Scotland me and Elise bumped into
08:09each other in the club and had a few kisses did you bring Marmite yeah I was gonna say
08:13you just keep my sandwich again anyway so yeah we've been messing with each other she's been away
08:18in Switzerland we've been catching our no I'm gonna ask her on a date oh really funny it's such a
08:25beautiful baby shower I can't I'm just I can't believe we're here I know it's come around so
08:30far so I actually was just talking to Ollie and Gareth and it's starting to scare me how unprepared I
08:35am how was Scotland I heard you got with Freddie yeah well I thought Bex and Freddie got with each
08:41other they did yeah you fall on the same day but I mean I mean what we can expect yeah
08:48he's
08:49saying no and you and Bex are on friends when we got on really well in Scotland but I didn't
08:54feel
08:54like I owed her like I tried to speak to on the train going back to London she was really
08:59upset
08:59oh she found out that Freddie and I got with each other oh well she was upset with you I
09:04think not
09:05just me I think the whole situation but I even said to Bex like is there anything there with Freddie
09:10and she's like no no no not at all we're just friends so then I was confused at like why
09:15there was
09:15so much kind of upsetness the next day then when we got back to London I ended up going out
09:21the night
09:22I got back from Scotland and then I ran into Freddie and then we did yeah just kissed okay okay
09:29and been
09:29texting a bit you guys would have fun together yeah that was something you you want to explore
09:34Freddie I'd go for a drink with him are you going to tell Bex I just don't feel like today's
09:39you know
09:40asshole of the day to speak to Bex I mean it's your baby shower and also like how do I
09:45kind of unpack everything because it wasn't just a kiss texting gonna go for drinks I just feel like
09:50the list could get quite long yeah it's probably detail she doesn't need yeah Bex will always have
09:56a soft spot for Freddie oh yeah and like always go back there I think I heard um Inga's back
10:05um yeah
10:06she I saw that she went to Scotland yeah and god it's weird I mean so much time has passed
10:11I mean it's
10:12been three years since we've last seen each other and obviously she's back course it's always gonna
10:16be that like sensitive topic of three years ago of course but like now that she's in the group I'm
10:21sure we'll will cross paths yeah imagine not enjoy like I'll definitely like speak to her as like I'm
10:27not gonna run away from the the elephant in the room right boys four more pints please yes please
10:35good boy you look like you've been keeping yourself busy you've got a new best friend who's my new best
10:42friend you and Phil I feel it he's all over your stories not all over my stories I might be
10:48over his
10:48but he goes to my gym yeah we've driven together a couple of times like he's not my best mate
10:52he's an
10:52all right bloke I'm not really sure how all right bloke yeah he's an all right bloke why aren't you
10:57all right he just has he just doesn't like the odd like quirky like unique thing that just like
11:02catches me off off guard a little bit like my other lads like don't really do that now Philip
11:06I've definitely joined my gym with him he like puts his headphones on and like I'm just sitting
11:10there he making me he's making me film him for his reps and I'm just sitting there waiting for a
11:14minute for the perfect beat of his song to kick in and then he like then he's lifting it up
11:18but you have to wait for the drop to come yeah I'm no nonsense when I'm in the gym I'm
11:23like
11:24it's coming it's coming it's coming it's coming my arm is like aching at this point like trying to
11:28film him I thought your right shoulder looks a bit bigger though yeah I need to start holding it in
11:33this hand as well balance it out you know we just have I think do I make an effort with
11:37him because
11:38because of Jules that that's definitely a part of it because I love Jules to absolute pieces
11:41does Tristan get on with him it's gonna sound bitchy but I feel like me and Tristan are quite
11:46similar people and I feel like Philip is just a different type of lad like he's just into like
11:50different things like just different banter Tristan's in a more difficult position because
11:55it's his girlfriend's brother yeah he's never said anything negative about him to me but he's not
12:01like saying oh let's go for a beer me and Philip like it's great fun like blah blah blah he's
12:06perfectly
12:06nice polite guy but like too nice too I want to be best mates with him no fair enough
12:18this is your dream I know I love class can I share a message that Philip sent me yesterday
12:23which I think sums up our relationship quite funny is it going to piss me off no you'll laugh
12:27took a while to get to sleep last night Jules was snoring he went classic if you hold her nose
12:31it
12:31stops the loud snoring sound and she'll breathe out her mouth instead trust she's a proper snorer
12:35isn't she I do it on all our holidays genuinely I don't snore oh yeah you're only you're only
12:47going to convince I mean like yeah yeah I'm only trying to convince yeah Scotland was lovely but it's
12:53nice to actually be back in London see all the boys as well and I'm missing chugs we need to
12:59do
12:59something with chugs soon so we'll get a little gym session in yeah maybe a big chest day great
13:05get shown up by the boys oh you are strong just not as strong as I'm actually hosting some drinks
13:13tomorrow night but I'm in a bit of a pickle because I've invited Yaz and I've invited Inger what's wrong
13:20with that oh oh that is that still a thing I hope it's fine I'm sure it will be also
13:26it's not your
13:28problem yeah you're so right it's so not my problem I very much enjoy the thing is we were
13:35chatting a little bit afterwards well after Scotland yeah she is a really really really
13:42good person but she's got a pure soul and I feel like you're a gentleman and I feel like I
13:47would put
13:48those two personalities together yeah yeah I'm looking forward to seeing her again sure nice yeah
13:55yeah let's see livy since Scotland have you seen chugs or kit let you see no we've I've not spoken
14:02to
14:02either of them at all really and I obviously kit said to me at the end of Scotland he was
14:06like
14:06this is kind of done and I was like yeah okay fine after I kiss Angus wasn't there something with
14:12you
14:12doing kit in Scotland we do really get on and I really like him out of all the boys he's
14:17lovely
14:18he is lovely and he's very different he's very like grown do you know what I mean have you spoken
14:22since like here and there not a lot if he asked you on a date what are you saying I
14:29don't know that
14:30makes me feel a bit nervous oh I don't know why it'd be nice to like hang out more because
14:34we did really
14:34get on do you fancy it would you I think he's he's obviously like he's beautiful yeah I feel like
14:41he would make a really good boyfriend yeah yeah not jump in the gutter or anything
14:46it's been busy
15:17Cheers.
15:18Thanks for organizing.
15:19Oh, it's so nice to see you.
15:20I know.
15:21I know.
15:21Oh, exactly.
15:22We're out together.
15:23We'll see you later.
15:24Hi.
15:24Hi.
15:25Hello.
15:26You're beautiful.
15:28Hello.
15:29I haven't seen you in a while.
15:30I know.
15:35I think I'm just happy.
15:38And I didn't think I'd be this happy this quick,
15:41but I think being around me friends is helping.
15:44And like a...
15:45Love how you didn't point at me and...
15:46No.
15:47Love you guys.
15:48But Jules, you've been great.
15:49I know.
15:50Thanks for dragging me out.
15:51Well, you know what?
15:52Freddie's actually, he's got a new girl.
15:54Yeah, got a new lady.
15:55Oh, yeah?
15:56At least.
15:56Yeah, at least.
15:57Even off Scotland, we were in the club together
15:58and lots of kissing going on down there.
16:01I've got a lot.
16:01Going on down there.
16:02Up there.
16:03Up there, yeah.
16:05No, she's like the epitome of my time.
16:07Yeah, she's beautiful.
16:08Model, blonde hair, blue eyes.
16:10Yeah.
16:10Lovely.
16:11I might take her on a date.
16:12So, you know that massive statue in Hyde Park?
16:14That is Prince Albert, who is Queen Victoria's husband,
16:18who also happens to be my great, great, great, great granddad.
16:21That's crazy.
16:22Yeah.
16:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:24We're just going to suddenly go for a coffee near that statue.
16:27Oh, my God.
16:28So, Elise is...
16:30How are you related to the royal family?
16:32I don't understand.
16:32I've got manners.
16:33No, you don't.
16:34Yes, I do, Jules.
16:35Shut up.
16:36Yes, I do.
16:36That's it.
16:36Right.
16:37Are you dating anyone?
16:39Are you...
16:40I'm just going on dates.
16:41You've been going on some man dates with, like, Chugs, haven't you?
16:44Uh, yeah.
16:45We've been going gym.
16:46What?
16:47What?
16:48What's funny?
16:49He's like...
16:49No.
16:50Um, no, I just...
16:53Yeah.
16:54You and Chugs, are you guys actually good mates?
16:56I'd say so.
16:57He came to my birthday.
16:58Yeah.
16:59Why are you asking?
17:00So, I was at the pub with Chugs yesterday,
17:02and he kind of was giving the vibe the...
17:07It's all kind of bad, sorry.
17:08He was kind of giving the vibe that you guys weren't really good mates and that.
17:12And that.
17:14Really, he was only making effort with you because Jules is one of his best mates.
17:18So, what exactly was said?
17:20Apparently, when you go to the gym, you have to...
17:22Chugs is filming and you have to wait till the drop comes in to start lifting your waist.
17:26Oh, yeah, motivation.
17:26Scouse drill.
17:27Sorry, is that not the funniest thing?
17:29Not really.
17:30You don't think so.
17:31I don't get it.
17:32He just says you guys don't really get along.
17:33What?
17:34Really?
17:35So, that's why he went to the gym with me.
17:37That's why he asked to come to my birthday.
17:40He doesn't need to be your best friend.
17:41I don't expect that at all.
17:42But, like, it's getting gossipy.
17:45Like, it's bitchy.
17:46What are you doing?
17:46Like, it's just silly.
17:47It's just giving fake.
17:48Mm.
17:49He did say one thing.
17:52Here we go.
17:53He doesn't want to put words in Tristan's mouth, but he would feel the same way.
17:57Oh, shut up.
17:58What a load of bollocks.
17:59That's a load of crap.
18:00Tristan only speaks highly of you, I promise you.
18:02Like, what is he doing?
18:03I don't know what he's doing this for.
18:05I don't know what he's doing this for.
18:05I don't really get it.
18:07It's weird.
18:07And also, why are you talking about my boyfriend, like, having an opinion on my brother?
18:10Like, stick your nose out of it.
18:11That could stir something up between Tristan and I.
18:15Maybe that's what Chugs wants.
18:16It actually upsets me a bit.
18:18Yeah.
18:18Tristan won't be happy about that comment at all.
18:34Bex, you're doing really well.
18:35You've had like, what have you been up to?
18:37I've just got back from Miami, actually.
18:39It was just so nice.
18:40I was just having a bit of a wellness trip.
18:43You know, Pilates, matcha, sunbathing.
18:47It's very different from my time in Miami.
18:49No, but I did healthy in Miami.
18:51I didn't drink once.
18:52I have to tell you, you had a pretty rough time in Scotland, didn't you?
18:54Yeah.
18:54Jules.
18:55Yeah.
18:56Freddie.
18:56Yeah.
18:57Kissing him was probably not...
18:58Well, the thing is, with Freddie, I don't even know if you guys...
19:01You probably didn't even see this, but in Scotland, every time that everyone left the room,
19:05he'd be, like, trying to stroke my hair, trying to hold my hand, trying to cuddle me,
19:10trying to kiss me.
19:11And I let my guy down for, like, one second.
19:13But, like, that's all it was.
19:15It should have been, like, oops, I kissed my ex, not oops, I kissed my ex,
19:19and now he's in bed with another girl down the corridor from me on the exact same night.
19:23Was he in her bed?
19:24Yes.
19:24It's just gross.
19:25So we met with Freddie yesterday?
19:27Yeah.
19:27And honestly, Freddie was explaining that he's bumped into at least a few times.
19:31Yeah, they were snogging in a club on a night out.
19:34There's definitely something there between them both.
19:36It's text with Freddie, there's nothing to say for me.
19:39And his plan is that he wants to take on a lit.
19:41Cool.
19:42Like, they can have fun with that then.
19:44Like, you can probably still taste my lipstick.
20:01You all right?
20:03It's a bit weird.
20:04It's not nice to hear.
20:06I'm not asking him to hang out with my brother.
20:08He doesn't need to do that.
20:10But just be nice to him.
20:11Exactly.
20:12Try not to let it affect you tonight, though.
20:14Yeah.
20:15I know.
20:16So, I've actually been meaning to tell you, I was with Kit yesterday.
20:20Hmm.
20:21And he did mention Inga.
20:25Basically, he thinks they've got this connection and that, like, you know, he really fancies
20:30her and that he does want to take her out on a date.
20:34Hmm.
20:34And that I had the exact same reaction as you when he said that, to be honest.
20:39I went sideways.
20:40They would look really good together?
20:42What?
20:43It does.
20:44It's written all over your face.
20:46Oh, Julia, pull up.
20:48If Inga is happy, I am happy.
20:50Genuinely.
20:50I adore her.
20:53I think that's pretty obvious.
20:54You know, I'm newly single.
20:56I need to heal.
20:57I need to do my thing.
20:58She's single.
20:59If Kit wants to take her out, he can.
21:02You can't deny there's not, like, this amazing chemistry.
21:06I think everyone can see it.
21:07Yeah, I think we do have great chemistry as friends.
21:10And?
21:12That's it.
21:13That's it.
21:13Just, I can't do this.
21:15I can't.
21:15It's too fresh.
21:16It's too soon.
21:17I completely understand it.
21:18I think, yeah, of course it's difficult for you because you, you know, you are, like,
21:22kind of fresh out of a relationship.
21:23Of course, that's so understandable.
21:25And there's so many things that could ruin this dynamic.
21:28You know, the rumors didn't help because now I think she's being labeled as a homewrecker.
21:32I'm being labeled as a cheat.
21:33And that isn't the case.
21:35I'll be honest.
21:36I've never seen you like this.
21:37And I'm just saying that.
21:39Genuinely.
21:39Like, you are so happy.
21:41You're glowing.
21:43You and Inga, you guys have something.
21:45And, like, you can deny it.
21:46Inga can maybe deny it.
21:48But it's, like, I can see it.
22:03Hi.
22:04Can I get a book of Elder Scrolls, please?
22:06Me too.
22:07Just wanna forget ya.
22:08Just wanna forget ya.
22:11Just wanna forget ya.
22:14Hi, Inga.
22:15Hey.
22:16Gosh.
22:40Hi.
22:43Can I get a book of Elder Scrolls please?
22:53Hi, Inga.
22:55Hi, Inga.
23:00I've honestly, um, it's weird seeing you.
23:04Yeah, it is weird.
23:05It's really weird.
23:06I feel like I've just stepped in a time machine.
23:10Look, I just wanted to come over here and kind of clear, not clear the air, but I think
23:18over the last few years and kind of reflecting on three years ago that I wish I handled that
23:25situation way better than I did.
23:27Mm.
23:28And, like, I obviously have had you in my mind a lot over the last few years.
23:34Um, like, I'm not here to ask for any sort of forgiveness or anything because I did what I did.
23:42And, you know, there's no way of ever justifying it, but I'd rather not ignore the situation.
23:47I'd rather face it.
23:48Yeah.
23:49Because obviously, like, look, I knew at some point, me coming back, we would have to bump
23:54into each other.
23:55Do you know what it is?
23:56I think that whole Corsica thing, like, that wasn't really where all my hurt came from.
24:02I think my hurt sort of came from the aftermath of it all when I felt like you've told everyone
24:10that we were never friends.
24:11And I honestly think that was more hurtful because I know we were.
24:15I did care for you and I did put a lot of effort, I thought, into our friendship.
24:19Yeah.
24:19That's what hurt.
24:20I did once think that we had a great friendship.
24:24Like, I did.
24:25I don't want you to think that I never cared about you.
24:27I think that was my way of justifying it selfishly.
24:30It was so weird.
24:31I went with Sam.
24:32It's so weird because, like, I've...
24:35Like, after this amount of years, it just, it feels, like, almost overwhelming to, like,
24:40hear you, like, say that it wasn't that and, like, we were friends and, like...
24:46There was a friendship between you and I.
24:47And I clearly didn't have enough respect for our friendship.
24:51Because if I did, I would have never done that to you.
24:55And I could have handled that so much better.
24:59Now, I would never do something like that to anyone,
25:03regardless of how close I even saw a friendship with them.
25:10Look, like, I am really sorry for hurting you the way I did back then.
25:14And I'm not expecting any sort of forgiveness from you,
25:17but I would understand it.
25:18An apology makes it better.
25:19I guess maybe it's a way of really putting the past in the past.
25:22Can I feel? Can I feel? Can I feel? Can I feel? Can I feel? Can I feel?
25:32Can I feel? Can I feel? Can I feel? Can I feel?
25:37Oh, look up, Sam being a silly monkey!
25:43Woo!
25:45Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy!
25:47Should we go and check on it?
25:48No, this is, like, literally the most first piece we quite have had,
25:51Like all week. I was just saying so didn't judge me. We've lost the child. Wait, where is he? Sam?
25:56I know. I found him. He's good. Hello. What are you doing in here?
26:06Yeah. I really like him once.
26:12Cute.
26:16Next one.
26:21Can I feel you talk to me intangibly in some abject philosophy?
26:30Freddie, stop looking at my bum.
26:32It's quite hard to miss. So disrespectful.
26:38Can you do that too, Freddie? Already on it.
26:42Did you know I've done thousands of kilometres on a line bike?
26:46What, with stabilisers?
26:48No. Have you?
26:50Yeah, I'm three-quarters of the way to New York from London.
26:53That's quite impressive.
26:54Yeah, it is. I just love the environment.
26:56Really?
26:57Yeah, is that a shock?
26:59A little bit.
27:03This has been exhausting.
27:05I actually quite enjoyed that.
27:11You were longer than five minutes.
27:13Yeah.
27:14For me, that was ultimately Zen.
27:16You know we're not free childcare, right?
27:18Well, that's exactly what we are saying.
27:19This is...
27:20We're almost...
27:21You almost should be paying us.
27:22This is trust.
27:23We are not.
27:24I'm not quite sure that helps with the newborn phase, but at least we know what terrible twos
27:28is like.
27:28Also, Cosi kept on asking for Mumma.
27:31I...
27:32Yeah, that's me.
27:33LAUGHTER
27:34We're not entirely tall.
27:36To be fair...
27:37Your Mumma and your Dada?
27:38Yeah.
27:38Daddy.
27:40Daddy.
27:41My dad was actually calling his parents Mummy and Daddy at the age of 58.
27:45Yeah, Oliver still does it.
27:47It's a bit of an egg.
27:48But...
27:48LAUGHTER
27:49Well, I think now you've looked after the babies.
27:52Are you ready to do more in the next couple of weeks?
27:54You can look after them whenever you want.
27:55We can go out for the night.
27:57We can have a lovely time.
27:58I might sit this one out.
28:00I think Alice needs to relax.
28:02You could do with a bit more practice and...
28:04I...
28:04...reicing some of your energy.
28:05You know what?
28:07I'll get back to you.
28:08My schedule's looking a little bit busy.
28:09I love today.
28:11LAUGHTER
28:21So, I know it's very early days.
28:24However, I thought I would take you to meet my family.
28:27What?
28:27Yeah, that is Prince Albert,
28:29who also happens to be my great-great-great-grandad.
28:33Is he actually?
28:34Yeah, he is.
28:35That's crazy.
28:36I thought if I married you, I'd become a princess.
28:38You'd be almost a princess.
28:40I'm not a queen bee, but I'd settle for princess.
28:42Hey, if we kill enough people, if we work together...
28:46You can't say.
28:46Let's do it.
28:47Why not?
28:48That's, like, the most romantic thing you can do.
28:50It's quite romantic.
28:51Kill for the crown.
28:52I feel like I don't really know much about you.
28:54Tell me about yourself.
28:55What do you like to know?
28:56Everything.
28:57I'm from Switzerland.
28:58So, yeah, I did a lot of skiing, ice skating, football.
29:01Like, sports is definitely my thing.
29:02I used to be semi-pro.
29:03Semi-pro?
29:04Yeah.
29:05You were a semi-pro football player.
29:08I think that's, like, one of the hottest things you could have said.
29:10Yeah, we'll have to play sometime.
29:12Definitely.
29:13Um, listen, obviously, I know that...
29:16...Vex will be out tomorrow.
29:17Yeah.
29:18I'm just wondering if you have, like, loyalties...
29:22...to Vex.
29:23It's kind of what I'm trying to get at.
29:24I do think she's a really lovely girl.
29:25I got on very well with her in Scotland, but we're not that close.
29:29Yeah.
29:29I don't want it to be awkward.
29:30I don't feel like I'm doing anything wrong with it that way.
29:33So that means we can...
29:35...kiss each other tomorrow, and it not be awkward.
29:37I'm a discreet kisser.
29:39Oh, okay.
29:40Yeah.
29:40Well, this is the least discreet place ever, but...
29:42...screw it.
29:47I feel like that was very disrespectful to Grandpa.
29:50He's looking away, so he didn't actually see it.
29:53Oh, if he's looking away, then I could do it again.
30:05Sleepy girl this morning.
30:07Very sleepy girl.
30:08Oh, I know, I had a late one.
30:09You got a little bit of a headache this morning?
30:10A tiny bit.
30:12Do you like a little croissant to dust off the...
30:13Oh, I would love one, actually.
30:15Danish or croissant?
30:17I quite like Danish.
30:18Go on, let's break her up.
30:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:19You can share.
30:20Thanks.
30:21Yeah, it will.
30:22Did you have fun?
30:23It was really nice.
30:24I mean, it was a bit awkward.
30:26Freddie...
30:27Freddie boy.
30:28What was he up to?
30:28Yeah, I saw...
30:29He actually saw...
30:30He was with Chugs.
30:32Yeah.
30:33Sam and Temps the other day.
30:37It was actually really weird.
30:39I'll be honest, it's upset me a little bit.
30:41Chugs spoke to the boys and basically just wasn't being, like, lovely about Philip.
30:48Right.
30:49Which...
30:50Interesting.
30:50He's basically kind of saying things along the lines, like Philip.
30:54Like, they're not going to be best friends anytime soon.
30:56He's not one of the lads.
30:58But then he actually brought you into it.
31:00Alluding to the fact that you feel the same way as Chugs.
31:02About Philip?
31:03Yeah.
31:04And that you haven't said anything negative, but you also have nothing positive to say.
31:07That's absolutely bollocks.
31:08I know.
31:10I said it within a second.
31:11I was like, that is ridiculous.
31:12Like, Philip and I do not believe it at all.
31:14Like, it's...
31:16Isn't that crazy?
31:17Chugs are saying that?
31:18Mm-hmm.
31:19If I did believe that, like, that's why I'm confused as to why Chugs said it.
31:22Because he knows that could get in the way of it.
31:24I just find that weird.
31:25But then he's...
31:25Then it's just like...
31:27Yeah, bizarre.
31:28Weird behaviour.
31:29I know.
31:29And I don't want Chugs to be someone who can get in between me and my family.
31:34Yeah.
31:35It's really, really bizarre.
31:37Philip would be my brother-in-law one day.
31:39Yeah, don't fuck with my family.
31:40Mm.
31:41Do you know what I mean?
31:42What do you make of it?
31:44So, I see a spider.
31:45What?
31:45Those are the legs?
31:47Yeah.
31:48That's what I get.
31:50Erm...
31:50So, I haven't told you.
31:51Kit's coming.
31:52He's coming to the art gallery.
31:53Yes, he is.
31:54He messaged me in the night and he, um, said we should catch up.
31:57So I invited him here.
32:00Yeah, so last night...
32:02Last night, he talked to me, you and Yaz.
32:04I tried to earwig.
32:06Of course you did.
32:06Obviously.
32:07But I couldn't really, like...
32:09How are you feeling after all of that?
32:11We actually carried on afterwards.
32:14We actually went for drinks again, like, afterwards.
32:17And there was something oddly kind of familiar about it.
32:23I guess because we were friends back in the day.
32:25I think we're both very ready to, like, put it all in the past.
32:29That was, like, the final closure of the book.
32:33It was.
32:33Never to be reopened.
32:35Hello.
32:35Hello.
32:36Hello.
32:36Hey, Jazzo.
32:37You okay?
32:38Good, how are you?
32:39Good.
32:39Nice to see you.
32:40Hello.
32:40Hello, how are you?
32:41Good, how are you?
32:42I'm good, thanks.
32:43Cool place.
32:44Great.
32:45Do you like it?
32:45Yeah, I really like it.
32:46Are you into arts at all?
32:50Yeah, I mean, a bit.
32:51Yeah.
32:51She's an expert.
32:52I'm no expert.
32:53I'm not an expert in any way.
32:54She is, she is.
32:55She's being too humble.
32:56You can see it, can't we?
32:57Look at that.
32:59Right, what do you see in this painting?
33:01Hmm.
33:04It's kind of, it's a bit, um, it's a bit of a spider.
33:07Oh!
33:08Wow.
33:10Hey, there you go.
33:11But I mean, you know, that's, yeah.
33:13I quite like spiders as well.
33:15Yeah, me too.
33:16Do you?
33:16Yeah.
33:17How's life?
33:18How are you guys?
33:19Yeah, we haven't seen you in a while.
33:21Yeah.
33:21Where are you staying?
33:22Are you staying with Jaz?
33:23At the moment.
33:24Great.
33:25Yeah.
33:26That's worked out quite well.
33:28Yeah.
33:28Yeah?
33:29Yeah, life's good at the moment.
33:30Is it?
33:30Mm-hmm.
33:31I'm glad.
33:33Um, I've got to run.
33:35I've got an appointment to go to.
33:37I'll see you guys later.
33:38We'll see you at the next gallery.
33:39Bye, everybody.
33:41Bye, Jaz.
33:43Hello.
33:43Hello.
33:45It's nice to see you again.
33:46You too.
33:47You know, I had, um, a risotto the other day.
33:50Oh, yeah?
33:50And it was absolutely nothing on yours.
33:54Are you being bashful?
33:56Yeah, I think I am.
33:57Also, just wanted to say that, obviously, I saw that article,
34:01you know, with you and Jaz.
34:02Yeah.
34:03Um, and just wanted to tell you that I'm like...
34:07I see how ridiculous it is.
34:09And I see that it's just locker room chat.
34:11Aw, that means a lot.
34:12That actually does mean a lot to me.
34:13Good.
34:14I'm glad.
34:15I kind of feel like because I haven't been in London for so long,
34:18I feel like I'm almost kind of, like, unfamiliar with everything now.
34:21So I feel like you need to show me the ropes a little bit.
34:23Happily.
34:24I feel like you've got this form of good work.
34:31Have you ever popped champagne on an airplane?
34:42Good night, Liz, mate. Good time.
34:43Aw.
34:44The axes are here.
34:44The axes are here.
34:45One big party, you know, it's great.
34:47Yeah, God, yeah.
34:48Yeah, it's perfect.
34:58Cheers, Frams.
35:00Go on, walking around like a Cheshire cat.
35:02I think I'm in a good place, yeah.
35:04I thought you were going to say I'm in love, then.
35:05Yeah, I think we're far from being in love.
35:07Come on, then, how was it?
35:08Oh, yeah, I went on a date.
35:09I saw you two in a helmet.
35:11Yeah, yeah, helmet on a helmet. It was great.
35:14Vibes are flowing, great chemistry, a few kisses.
35:16A few kisses?
35:18Yeah, maybe I should.
35:18Yeah, it's kind of cute.
35:20You guys are hiding.
35:21I was just hearing about your date.
35:23Oh, yeah.
35:24In a paraphrase form, it's the best kiss he's ever had.
35:26He's Gideon love, and he can't wait to do it again.
35:29Yeah, I'm full of compliments today.
35:30You look amazing, by the way.
35:31I feel very short here, so I'm going to leave you two to it.
35:35Right, enjoy, guys.
35:37Bye-bye.
35:38Fun.
35:39You all right?
35:41Yeah, you?
35:41I enjoyed our date yesterday.
35:43It's great to hang out now.
35:45It's like, I just don't feel any stress.
35:47It's good fun to keep it that way.
35:49I hope you feel, like, a little bit stressed.
35:51Well, you need to keep me on my toes there, my little bit.
35:53Well, at first, they were a bit like, yeah.
35:54Are you taller than me, by the way?
35:55In those heels?
35:56No.
35:57I can't tell.
35:58No, you're a tall...
35:58Are you getting close?
35:59You're a tall...
36:00No, you're a tall, powerful woman.
36:01I like that.
36:02Hello.
36:03Oh, wow.
36:04It was nice, isn't it?
36:05Yeah, thank you.
36:06Yeah.
36:06All right, yeah?
36:07You got anything to say for yourself at all?
36:11Um...
36:12Anything?
36:13Sorry for kissing you.
36:15Right.
36:15And seeing you loose.
36:16Sorry, I can't hear you, actually.
36:17I'm mumbling.
36:18You could hear me.
36:19No, not really.
36:21This isn't awkward.
36:22I just don't understand.
36:23I just wanted to be your friend.
36:25You literally kissed that evening.
36:26I know.
36:26I didn't want you in my bed, so you got into Elisa's.
36:30It's unfortunate that the timing's happened.
36:33I do regret our kiss.
36:34I think it's unfortunate.
36:34I do regret our kiss.
36:35Listen, it's been years since we've broken up.
36:38Oh, my God.
36:38I knew you were going to say this.
36:39I don't care if you two get together.
36:42I care about the respect that I want to get from both of you.
36:46From me?
36:47What have I got?
36:48Well, I think, to be honest, Elise, I was upset that I spent time with you at the baby shower
36:52the other day,
36:53and you didn't tell me that you had been kissing Freddie.
36:57I don't really know what I've done wrong.
36:58Okay, well, then maybe you're just, like, not a girl's girl, and that's fine.
37:00But what do you mean? I met you in Scotland.
37:02But if I was loyalty to every single person that's, like, I've just recently met,
37:06like, I would literally get with no one, and that would be sad.
37:09But also, I feel like I was so welcoming to you when you came to Scotland.
37:11Do you still like Freddie or not?
37:13No, you're twisting it, then.
37:14So am I okay to hang out with Freddie?
37:16I thought we could have a friendship.
37:18You guys can do what you want. That's not the point.
37:20I don't want to be with him.
37:22I'd love for us to just move past this, if it's possible.
37:25Well, we can never have a friendship, because A, you'll never stop trying to get with me,
37:28and B, it's always tip for tap.
37:29Oh, my God, did you do it? Oh, my God, that annoys me, because it's tango there.
37:33It's true.
37:34Woman to woman, like, what are you doing?
37:37She still likes you, for sure.
37:51Call me a stalker. Maybe I am. Maybe I should enjoy my nights out more.
37:54But, like, I've been looking at Kit and Inga this evening.
37:57What? Is there, like, a vibe with them?
37:58Well, I went to the art gallery yesterday.
38:01Yeah.
38:03Inga and I were looking at art, and then Kit showed up.
38:08But it just made me... I don't know why.
38:11It makes me feel weird seeing them, like, together.
38:15Yeah.
38:15And so I just lied and said that I had an appointment, and I left.
38:20Oh.
38:20Yeah, because I also wanted to give them the space.
38:23Okay.
38:23Because I should be supportive, and I am.
38:27I'm literally like, woo, Kit, to her.
38:30But I'm going to be real Jules, because it's just me and you.
38:32And, like, it bothers me.
38:33I just think I'm in denial, maybe.
38:35I'm like...
38:36Because I'm really trying to be like, okay, she's my friend,
38:38but I don't see her as a friend.
38:40But that's okay.
38:41It's like she's my person, but then we're not seeing each other.
38:45Is Inga giving you any signs that she feels the same way?
38:51We were in a cab the other day, and she was just like,
38:55you know, don't ever leave my side.
38:57And I was like, obviously I won't.
38:58And then as a joke, I was just like, okay,
39:00I just won't get a girlfriend there.
39:01Yeah.
39:02And then she was like, yeah, don't.
39:04Really?
39:04Yeah.
39:05I don't know if she meant that as, like, a friendly thing.
39:07That's a thing, I don't know.
39:08Jazz, jazz, jazz, jazz, that is not a friendly thing.
39:09I'm telling you that now.
39:12Sometimes if she's leaving, she'd leave me a little note,
39:15stuff like that.
39:16What do the notes say?
39:17Just really lovely things.
39:20We've openly said, like, we don't even understand it.
39:23So I think that's a sign, because if we did understand it,
39:26she'd be like, yeah, you're my friend.
39:28Yeah.
39:28Like, little sis.
39:30I think we're just really close, and I think because we are tactile
39:33with each other, even more so, like, in Scotland,
39:35that was genuinely, that is just our love languages.
39:39Um, and that was very innocent.
39:41I think now it's still obviously innocent, but...
39:44But it's tied up and...
39:45Well, she's beautiful.
39:47Yeah.
39:48And I'm gay, so I'm like, um...
39:51Started as friendship, was only ever friendship,
39:53and now I just fear that I could be developing feelings,
39:57because we spend a lot of time together, and she's amazing,
40:00and I love the way I feel when I'm around her.
40:03And if she ever knew that I said this, it could ruin everything.
40:06I won't. I mean, I won't say anything.
40:07It will ruin everything.
40:08Can I be honest?
40:10Like, best friend point of view?
40:11Well, you've got to be honest anyway, so I should...
40:12That's true.
40:13That's true.
40:15I feel it already has developed into something,
40:18but both of you are too scared to tell the other person.
40:31Cheers, our boy.
40:32Cheers, mate.
40:33Little lad's night out with my girlfriend.
40:34Yeah, third wheeling.
40:35You are the third wheel now.
40:37I know, I'm not comfortable with that.
40:38Obviously, Chugs is here.
40:39I just want you to know that I think you're fucking great.
40:43You know, I love spending time with you,
40:44and I think we've got a great friendship.
40:45Likewise.
40:46And there's no truth in it whatsoever.
40:48I know when we spoke the other day, you were a little bit...
40:50Yeah, I mean, to hear those comments,
40:54obviously, it is a bit hurtful.
40:56Yeah.
40:57Being fourth wheeled.
40:58Chugs, how are we doing?
40:59You all right?
40:59Yeah, good.
41:02What's happening, lads?
41:03Go on, let's just get it out.
41:04Tell me, I'm feeling some tension here.
41:06Yeah, there is a bit of tension, I think.
41:08Yeah.
41:09Let me try and swing this out.
41:10So, we are quite different people,
41:13and I can't imagine that we're going to become, like, best mates.
41:15I'm not saying I don't like you, I'm just saying that...
41:17No, but the thing is...
41:17We're not, like, my friends blame that.
41:20Other groups are slightly different...
41:22But then let's not go to the gym together.
41:24There's no point in faking that.
41:26I'm not faking anything, but I'm just saying,
41:30you're not my best mate.
41:31That is literally what I said.
41:33It's awkward to say that, but, like...
41:34I don't need that, though,
41:35and I've never implied you are my best mate.
41:38Okay, from my selfish perspective,
41:39can we just clarify the fact that
41:41I've never said a bad word about Philip,
41:42and that I only have good things to say about him.
41:44The only thing that I've said involving you
41:46is that I was like,
41:47me and Tristan are quite similar.
41:49My mates, like, fit in other groups,
41:51and Tristan's mates in other groups
41:52are also, like, very similar.
41:54Philip would very much fit into my friendship group.
41:56I mean, Chugs obviously doesn't feel that way, does he?
41:58The stakes are high from my capacity,
42:00this is why I feel a bit more, you know,
42:01defensive about it,
42:02because we do get on really well.
42:03Obviously, Jules has loved my life,
42:04and I love Philip and Jules' family, so...
42:06We'll get on to that,
42:07because also, like, I'm upset that, like,
42:09this is relayed to you guys,
42:10and then, obviously, Jules is going to be upset,
42:11and I'm not...
42:12She's really upset.
42:13Yeah, but are you upset because it's upset me,
42:16or because it's upset Julia?
42:19Maybe you're slightly annoyed by the fact that
42:22now I'm here,
42:23and you feel like you're not spending enough time
42:26with Julia, for example.
42:28Look, I can understand why you're saying that,
42:30because I had to joke to Jules the other night
42:33when we were out, saying, like,
42:34oh, you've placed me,
42:35fill it now,
42:35I used to be the third wheel,
42:36blah, blah, blah.
42:37But, like, it's not, like,
42:38there's no, like, depth to that.
42:39Okay.
42:40She is quite upset at the moment,
42:41just, you know,
42:42give it a bit of space, I think.
42:43Maybe we sort of pull out
42:44of the gym sessions a little bit.
42:46Yeah, I don't train with people
42:47who I don't get along with,
42:48and you've made it seem like
42:50we don't get along.
42:52Don't come if you feel that way.
43:07Do you see it from an outside perspective?
43:09Mm-hmm.
43:10Do you, what, do I see?
43:12Yeah.
43:14Jazz, she seems into you,
43:16like, just how she is with you.
43:18And I think you need to speak to her.
43:20I'm here.
43:21Love you.
43:22I'm such a mess.
43:22You're my mess.
43:23I know.
43:24Hello.
43:25Hello, ladies.
43:26Hello, you too.
43:27Good.
43:28Have you guys seen
43:29Freddie and Elise?
43:30Oh, my God.
43:31All over each other.
43:32All over each other.
43:32I love them together.
43:34I do.
43:34I actually, I'm so intrigued
43:36on yesterday,
43:38the art gallery with Kit.
43:39I'm sorry, I'm so intrigued.
43:40Wait, yeah, do you pray tell?
43:42No, it was nice.
43:43Yeah.
43:43Did you like it?
43:44Yeah, it was nice.
43:45It was nice.
43:46Oh, the three of you went together?
43:48Me and Jazz went,
43:49and then Kit turned out,
43:50basically, so.
43:51Yeah.
43:51No, it was really nice, though.
43:52Like, we do, we get on.
43:53He asked me earlier
43:54to go for drinks next week.
43:56No way.
43:57Are you going to go?
43:59Yeah.
44:00Mm-hmm.
44:00Are you okay?
44:01What?
44:02Are you okay?
44:02Yeah, why?
44:03Sorry, am I out of it?
44:06I think I might go
44:06and get myself a cocktail.
44:08Right.
44:08Do you want a little coffee?
44:09Yeah?
44:09With you, yeah.
44:10Yeah, okay.
44:11I'll get you one.
44:12Bye, still.
44:13Bye, girl.
44:14Bye.
44:19Bye.
44:19I don't know why
44:20I feel a bit weird.
44:22I've got clammy hands.
44:24I don't know why.
44:25Weird with me?
44:25What?
44:26Weird with me?
44:26No, just weird.
44:27Don't be weird with me.
44:28I'm not.
44:31What's going on?
44:31I don't know.
44:33I don't know.
44:34Um, talk to you about Kit.
44:40Yeah, he literally just asked me earlier
44:42if it's like, should we go for a drink next week
44:43at this bar that he likes, so.
44:46That's nice.
44:47I mean, it's so casual.
44:49Hmm.
44:50Super casual.
44:51Mm-hmm.
44:51You know me.
44:52I know you.
44:53Mm-hmm.
44:53Yes.
44:55Well, whatever makes you happy makes me happy.
44:59You make me happy.
45:01You make me happy.
45:03I hope so.
45:04Yeah, of course you do.
45:05Hmm.
45:07Solly.
45:08Solly.
45:09Yes.
45:12I can see something on your face.
45:14Huh?
45:14Like, you don't know really how to hide stuff from your face,
45:17but you don't know how to say it out loud.
45:19What's going on with that little head of yours?
45:23I feel really happy.
45:25Good.
45:26Um, I feel like obviously you have a big part to play in that.
45:30You know?
45:31Don't make me cry.
45:32No, I know.
45:32I'm like keeping it together because it's so silly.
45:35But I need to know how much you mean to me.
45:38Genuinely.
45:39You mean it up to me.
45:41You're like my best friend.
45:45And it's really nice to find that.
45:47You know?
45:48Mm-hmm.
45:50Come here.
45:52You're such a little cuddle bug.
45:57Love you.
45:58I'm a little weirdo.
46:00Love you too.
46:07Oh, Julesy.
46:08Hi.
46:08Chugs is weirdly obsessed with Julia.
46:11I think he does fancy her, if I'm just completely honest.
46:14Most important thing is, you've still got your Julesy.
46:18She's like, so gruesome.
46:20Angus, you're like my dirty little secret.
46:22I can't tell Jack that I'm hanging out with you.
46:24You know what he did.
46:25You know how it hurt me.
46:26And then you're being buddy-buddy like nothing's happened.
46:28Talk to me, how was the date?
46:30It was great.
46:30You had a good time, didn't you?
46:31Yeah.
46:31There's a lot to kiss on us.
46:33I don't know, a few?
46:34Yeah.
46:35This is a friendship that I am confused by.
46:38Okay.
46:39I don't just see you as like a platonic friend.
46:42I don't know.
46:44I don't know.
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