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00:14We'll see you next time.
00:38Oh, good evening and welcome to the great England Sabir Show.
00:48What a lucky man I am.
00:51You're putting your hands on your hands.
00:52You're lucky to have your own.
00:54Why are you running?
00:57You come here.
00:58Who has made it?
00:58Our expiry date has been.
01:01No, no.
01:01Where are you?
01:02Tiger is also alive.
01:06Siddhupaji, do you know what the difference between the satellite and OTT is?
01:11What?
01:11When we started the show, Siddhupaji was just in front of me.
01:15It was the time of the Durdarshan.
01:18Then Arshana Ji came and had a glamour ad.
01:21Then it was the best satellite TV.
01:24But now the four of them were the best OTT.
01:28The story was international.
01:32The story was international.
01:33Lily, Lily, go to OTT.
01:34You guys go to OTT.
01:35I will talk about the satellite and the satellite.
01:38Please.
01:41You will know that because of OTT, there is a lot of difference in the population.
01:46Okay?
01:46The population is reduced.
01:47Because couples who have new婚ers have been released in the cage of binge-watch.
01:54There was one film for 2 hours.
01:56After that, couples binge-watched their honeymoon.
01:59It was time for them.
02:01Now, look, there was one episode coming, so people had 8-8 children.
02:05Now, in the 8-8 episode series, the kids have 1-2.
02:08Because all the time is in the binge-watch.
02:11The first family members' names were in the cage.
02:15Today, everyone is on the screen.
02:16Every member of the family is on the TV.
02:19The husband, the wife, the children, the baby, the baby.
02:23If the baby goes on the baby's profile,
02:27then they get to know that,
02:28why are you doing it every month in the cage?
02:32Right?
02:36No!
02:43No!
02:44No!
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05:28No!
05:31No!
05:37No!
05:39No!
05:41No!
05:42This person takes 10 people to sit down and sit down.
05:45This should be closed.
05:49Come here, please.
05:51Look at that.
05:54Look at that.
05:55There's also Netflix.
05:56No, there's also my house.
05:58There's also my house.
06:00It's my house.
06:03You all have seen Netflix Pain IC814,
06:07Mother Mubarak,
06:08Janejaan,
06:09Lust Stories,
06:10Darling,
06:11and many shows.
06:12Today, the situation is like that
06:13they have a career.
06:15They have a career in the office.
06:17They have a career in the office.
06:18Tell them,
06:19they have to meet them at home and get to Netflix.
06:21I said,
06:21I'm not coming here.
06:24Jaiadib,
06:25this year,
06:26a great film on Netflix.
06:27In 2012,
06:29three of us have filmed a film.
06:30It was a great film.
06:31I love the film.
06:33In 2023,
06:34In Janejaan,
06:36In 2024,
06:37In 2024,
06:38In 2025,
06:39they had a jewel thief.
06:41They said,
06:42who is the dealer?
06:44Who is the dealer?
06:44Who is the dealer?
07:00What is the dealer?
07:02What is the dealer?
07:03Obsessively,
07:04we are talking about this.
07:05Now,
07:05you are very fit.
07:07Who is the dealer?
07:08Who is the dealer?
07:09What is the dealer?
07:12What is the dealer?
07:13You are from Gujarat.
07:15You are not from Gujarat.
07:17You are not from Gujarat.
07:17You are not from Gujarat.
07:19Why are you not from Gujarat outside?
07:19Do you have to roam in acting?
07:21You have to roam in acting?
07:23Before I was roaming.
07:25Now, I am free.
07:26I am going to be top.
07:27I am going to be top.
07:28As I am going to be top.
07:28Look at Jitu Bhai's face.
07:30Look at how many people are.
07:32As you are famous,
07:32Jitu Bhaiya is famous.
07:34Jitu Bhaiya's famous.
07:35When you meet girls,
07:36Jitu Bhaiya,
07:37you are fine.
07:38When you're coming to see Jitu Bhaiya,
07:43Do you want to give a selfie with your brother's expression at that time?
07:46Do you want to get a selfie with your brother?
07:48I want to remind you that if you call your brother, you won't get a selfie.
07:51Only girls.
07:52You're learning slowly.
07:57I know something about this.
07:58They've come to the acting from IIT.
08:01So you're ready to tell them if you were an actor,
08:03then why would you come to my money?
08:05No, they're so angry.
08:07But then I'll say slowly.
08:08I've shown them whatever you want to do,
08:10so you're ready.
08:11Now you've come to the UPSC form,
08:14so what do you want to do?
08:16Let's ask them.
08:17Even now?
08:18Yes, it happens.
08:19If you wanted to do this,
08:20then why would you come to our money?
08:21Pratik is also an engineer.
08:23He's worked in a cement factory.
08:25You were an industrial engineer, right?
08:27The cement was small.
08:28What did you put in there?
08:31How did you put it in there?
08:32The actor?
08:33He put the cement,
08:34and he had to put it in the water.
08:36So he had to put it in the water.
08:38After that,
08:39After that,
08:41after that,
08:41you know what to do in the truth.
08:45Vijay,
08:46boys are running in love with the children.
08:49He's running in love with his children.
08:50He's running in love with the film.
08:51He's running in love with the children.
08:52What did you want to do?
08:54What do you do?
08:55In my house, I understand one thing,
08:57I understand the same things,
08:58I understand the same things,
08:58I understand the same things.
08:59So my parents are the same thing,
09:03my parents are the same thing,
09:03my parents are the same thing,
09:04my parents are the same thing.
09:05So do that.
09:07I'll sit down after 10th.
09:08And after 10th,
09:10I was good at the time
09:11and all of them were 50% in my life.
09:14Okay.
09:16And 50% in my school!
09:1850%.
09:18If you want to go to school,
09:19you go to the top.
09:21In my house,
09:22I had a feeling that you had a lot of research and it was a shock.
09:27Then I graduated and I was in the theater in Hyderabad.
09:32I was in the theater and my father was saying to sit in the shop.
09:36Then I had a plan, I applied in FTI.
09:38In the first year I applied and I didn't have a selection.
09:41Then I applied in Hyderabad for a year and then I applied again.
09:45This time I got a selection.
09:46I had a friend who said that I got a selection and I didn't have money.
09:49He gave me a fee.
09:51I said I didn't have permission to get out of the house.
09:53So I was running.
09:55I had a workshop every year in Amritsar in NSD every year.
09:58Then I also went.
09:59Then they called me alone.
10:01They said, what's your name, Kapil Sharma?
10:04If you go to the light, then what will you do?
10:07Then I said, I'll go and see if everyone is gone or we are gone.
10:11I don't understand any questions.
10:13There is a lot of age.
10:14So what do we do?
10:17What was the answer to that question?
10:19Do you want to play?
10:21Do you want to play?
10:21If you have a light in the day, why do you want to play?
10:23Do you want to play in front of me?
10:25Yes.
10:25I didn't understand this question.
10:27Why did you ask me this question?
10:27But the answer is that you give up in UPSC.
10:29Maybe it will happen.
10:30Yes.
10:32So what do you mean?
10:34I think you have done a lot of work with someone who has played in the first place.
10:39You have done a lot of work with someone who has played in the first debut.
10:40You have done a selfie with someone who has played in the first debut.
10:43It was not the first time it happened.
10:45The first time it was the first time it was in the University of Chai, the people who are sitting
10:49in the 20-25-30-40 years.
10:53The topic of discussion was I. So I thought that yes, now it's been reached.
10:58If you talk about this in the book, it's going to be in the house.
11:01What's the matter? It's a big achievement.
11:06Prithik, have you seen your hoarding in Bombay the first time?
11:09Will you go down and throw it in?
11:11This is me.
11:12Why did you do that?
11:14No, because hoarding was such a big scam.
11:19When the scam came, it was COVID.
11:21There was no hoarding.
11:23I didn't know anything.
11:24The last film came to Netflix.
11:28It was a big hoarding and it was a big place.
11:31Did you see it?
11:32Yes, I thought that I wanted it for years.
11:37You are so popular.
11:40When did you think you were popular?
11:41You are so popular.
11:45There were new videos on YouTube.
11:48There were many videos that people liked.
11:51I was running on the airport.
11:53I ordered my food at a restaurant.
11:55I was on the phone.
11:56There was a person that said,
11:59Oh, Jitu, you are roaming like this.
12:02And nobody is recognizing you.
12:04Come give me a selfie.
12:05Give me a selfie.
12:08Then I thought, yes.
12:09Now I am famous.
12:11I will say,
12:12When I first came to Kapil's shop,
12:16When I went home,
12:18everyone was talking about this.
12:20You came to Kapil Sharma's shop?
12:22Yes.
12:23Then I thought,
12:24This is a different story.
12:25People didn't talk about my work.
12:27They were talking about this.
12:28I thought,
12:29I would give you 10% to me.
12:30thank you!
12:36We are wasting people.
12:37Our industry has a special thing.
12:39Now,
12:40you are also a star.
12:42When working at first,
12:44people do not understand.
12:46And do not understand.
12:47Then you are like,
12:48this is a drama.
12:49That's the drama.
12:51No.
12:52It's so good.
12:53That's the only thing.
12:53They will know something wrong.
12:55They will be doing some work at once.
12:57That's the same for us.
12:58Yes, we are sitting like this, the actor.
13:06No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
13:28We are trying to manage this situation.
13:29That you go to jail.
13:30This week, I was asleep on my bed, sitting outside the studio,
13:35at the hotel room in Delhi.
13:39I didn't know how I was going,
13:41I didn't know who I was listening.
13:58and the girl is not telling her.
14:00She says, who is it?
14:04Let's see, let's see.
14:05And I'm going to sit and eat it.
14:07Oh my god.
14:07Tell me.
14:13Is that the girl?
14:15Yes.
14:16No.
14:18Now they're playing a guessing game
14:20and I'm the subject.
14:23And I'm looking at my plate.
14:26I'm looking at that.
14:28And my director is saying,
14:29let me tell them.
14:31I said, no, I'm good.
14:33When two people come here,
14:35one is very excited.
14:36And they say, come and sit.
14:39No, no.
14:41The one who sit and think,
14:42do you want to come or not?
14:43No.
14:44We're going to do it.
14:45No, no.
14:46I don't know.
14:47The most dangerous thing is,
14:48when you have a child in three years,
14:49you will be hiding.
14:50This is your friend.
14:52Yes.
14:52Do you know that?
14:53Yes.
14:54Do you know that?
14:56Yes.
14:56See your face sometimes.
14:58The child is scared.
15:00He gave him to whom.
15:02You don't understand how to take him.
15:05One foot.
15:05One foot.
15:06Hey, son.
15:06Gaurav, look at the door.
15:08Gaurav, I'm looking at someone.
15:09Gaurav, what happened?
15:16What happened?
15:16Ye.
15:17Where are you from?
15:20Gaurav, I'm telling you.
15:22Alpha!
15:22Bah!
15:23epoch!
15:34Alpha, beta, gama, gawinda ma ma ma, come in.子IM!
15:45Yes, thank you.
15:46Which location did you get?
15:48I am in front of those people who play all the bands in acting.
15:53Okay?
15:54I am in front of those people who play all the bands in acting.
15:58What are you saying? I don't understand.
16:05I am in front of those people who have been scammed.
16:08Yes, so the people who have been scammed here.
16:10I am in front of those people who have been scammed here.
16:13And one thing is like this,
16:14I am asking OTP now.
16:19You are in front of Kabir Sharma's friends.
16:23I am in front of Kabir Sharma's guests.
16:26I am in front of Kabir Sharma's guests.
16:26Yes, you do one thing.
16:28So, in the road, Kabir Sharma's friends,
16:31they get there.
16:32Oh, here it is.
16:34Oh, here it is.
16:35Oh, here it is.
16:37Hi, Kaps.
16:38Hey, you guys, what are you doing at the road?
16:39In the road, it's only Shaniwar.
16:44If you do a road, you will get a lot of money.
16:46Then you will not handle much more.
16:49You are so poor, Vijay Varma.
16:54My God, it looks like someone has kept me with leechy.
16:59Leechy?
17:00Leechy?
17:01Leechy?
17:02Leechy.
17:04Who are you doing today?
17:04Who are you doing today?
17:06What are you doing now?
17:06To answer directly.
17:07Who are you going today?
17:09Who are you doing today?
17:10What do you mean?
17:10No, I mean...
17:11We're always in character, right?
17:13Aha.
17:13Yes, so I was very confused,,
17:15but they couldn't get him a villain character. Oh.
17:18The villain
17:18character can't get me today. Why?
17:20Sir,
17:21if you are in villain character, then they
17:22would here easily get me.
17:26This body has solved getting to acceptance,
17:28no one should accept it,
17:29but then, before staring at it,
17:33In the drawing, do you put the aim of a stone?
17:39Take- claims, well then,
17:41the law is being chosen,
17:42so-so better?
17:48I am plus better.
17:50I am plus better.
17:52I am, plus the male maker.
17:53You both are beautiful.
18:24He wrote in the name of Sonam.
18:25So many people, so many people,
18:27they've been born for 6 years.
18:35Whatever we have come to work,
18:38we have come for security check.
18:40Yes, security.
18:41First of all, Jaydeep Ji.
18:43What do you mean?
18:45What do you mean?
18:46What do you mean?
18:48We have a footage.
18:49We have seen this footage.
18:51They are doing this.
18:52Where is the footage?
18:53It's a footage on Netflix.
18:56Yes.
18:58How good a man is Saif Ali Khan.
19:00How many people get out of sight.
19:02Wow, wow.
19:03That person has been doing this.
19:07It's a film, Jewel Thief.
19:09What?
19:10This is not our fault.
19:13What do you need to do so natural acting?
19:17We don't know that we are acting
19:18or acting.
19:19I'm not acting.
19:21I'm not acting.
19:22You guys are very good acting.
19:24A question from my acting was related to you.
19:27Sir, this...
19:31Oh, God.
19:32This is the dog.
19:33This is the dog.
19:35The dog.
19:37This is the dog.
19:41This is the dog.
19:42This dog.
19:43It's the dog.
19:45This dog.
19:45So, it's the dog.
19:53So, I'm opening this dog.
20:05It's the dog.
20:07It's the dog.
20:08In my heart, in my heart, I can't see my heart open and open, right?
20:12Let's go, I'm staying here too, I'm happy. What do you mean?
20:15Both of you are very upset.
20:17What are you doing here?
20:19We actually came to check-in, sir.
20:22So, who do you want to start?
20:23First of all, let's check-in Jiju.
20:25Jiju?
20:27Yes, you are.
20:29Give me one check-in to check-in.
20:36You know me.
20:39Come, Jiju.
20:42Jiju, come.
20:45Just like that.
20:59Mona!
20:59Mona!
21:01Which check-in is this?
21:02I was checking their relationship status.
21:04Okay.
21:05As long as they put me in the mouth,
21:07they look single.
21:13Oh, boy!
21:14Are you single?
21:15Oh!
21:17Do you want to check-in?
21:19Who?
21:20Malvarma Ji. Sorry, Vijayvarma Ji.
21:24Come on, you too.
21:25Come on.
21:26Come on.
21:27And you do.
21:28You can check-in.
21:29You do.
21:29You can check-in.
21:31When someone is scared.
21:32I am scared.
21:34I am scared.
21:34You always go to the airport,
21:36and you always go to the other cities.
21:37And fish, and fish, and fish.
21:39And fish, and fish.
21:40It will always be a bit of a tension.
21:41We will pass this.
21:42Done.
21:43Now that Subhaj Ghai Ji came, he was attacked by the ghai.
21:49I'm telling you, and he was in a lot of ghai.
21:52How did I get out of the ghai in the ghai?
21:54I couldn't tell you.
21:58It happens, it happens.
22:00It happens here.
22:02Anup Jalota Ji came back then.
22:04Anup Jalota Ji came out of the ghai.
22:05The ghai also came out of the ghai.
22:07The ghai also came out of the ghai.
22:10What is the ghai?
22:13We gave him a ghai in the factory.
22:17Which factory?
22:18The ghai in the factory.
22:20The ghai also came out of the ghai.
22:26He came out of the ghai.
22:35Jai Deep Ji, what do you dance?
22:38Yes.
22:38What?
22:40What?
22:41What?
22:42What?
22:43I mean, if I've seen so much,
22:45I've seen so much in the ghai.
22:45I've seen so much in the ghai.
22:46Yes.
22:47In the dance, you've also passed the ghai.
22:51No, I passed the ghai.
22:51I failed the ghai.
22:52I failed the ghai.
22:53Look, the fact is different.
22:54It's different.
22:54It's different.
22:59Come on, one step.
23:00Let's see, Jai Deep Ji.
23:01What do you do?
23:02Move, move, move.
23:03Here I go.
23:04Oh, my.
23:13Oh, my.
23:16Oh, my.
23:20Oh, Uhh!
23:21Oh, my.
23:21Oh, boy, yeah.
23:23Oh, my.
23:26Oh, my.
23:28Oh, my.
23:29Oh, my.
23:32Oh...
23:58Thank you, thank you.
24:06When did you learn all this?
24:08It was at the time of the youth festival.
24:11It was amazing, man.
24:13In a lot of rhythm.
24:16Jayadip and Vijay are from FTI.
24:19Jitu and Prateek are both engineers.
24:22The man did engineering.
24:23He came to acting.
24:24If they were new actors,
24:25they didn't say anything.
24:26They are engineers.
24:28You are from FTI.
24:29If you don't become an actor,
24:31they don't become an actor.
24:32They give the people to the women.
24:34Correct.
24:35If you go back to the village,
24:36then you get to the village,
24:36then you get to the village,
24:37then you get to the village.
24:39You get to the village,
24:39then you get to the village.
24:41Do you think you were scared
24:42after the FTI,
24:43if you don't become an actor?
24:44Did you think of a backup plan?
24:46No.
24:47In FTI,
24:47my brother told me,
24:49he didn't have to think about
24:50what to do next.
24:51In FTI,
24:52he knew he was going to become an actor.
24:54But it doesn't happen in life.
24:55If I have my father's face,
24:56I don't say that?
24:57No.
24:57No.
24:58No.
24:59Let me tell you.
25:02There were four engineers.
25:04Okay.
25:05Yes.
25:05But they also do engineering
25:06and they have to become an actor.
25:07Okay.
25:08So Vijay,
25:08did you both get to FTI?
25:10Yes.
25:11We got to get to the first selection workshop.
25:13Okay.
25:14I saw a long hair,
25:16a long hair,
25:18a long hair,
25:18a good dance.
25:19Okay.
25:20I think that you will talk about English,
25:22but you will open one second.
25:26Yes.
25:26That's right.
25:27Yeah.
25:29I thought I would have to tell you
25:30a new talent.
25:31Tell me about you.
25:32Tell me when new people came.
25:34You would never eat 40 rotis
25:34and a half liters of milk.
25:37Huh?
25:38You would have to look for work
25:39or you would have to be done?
25:41You would have to go on?
25:45I am very familiar with FTII, I took 5 kilos in FTII
25:51Because in Haryana it is very common that you go to the mess and all of the mess
25:56Ghee? Yes, of course
25:59Of course
26:00I was studying in L.S.R..
26:02He was still in the L.S.R..
26:04He was still in the body
26:05What did he say?
26:09He was still in the boys hostel
26:11How do you know?
26:14I was going to the girls hostel
26:16I was not drinking
26:18We can also drink
26:19No, we are not sure
26:24If you tell them about their stories
26:26They are going to go to the mess and drink
26:30He is strong
26:32He is strong
26:36When we become an actor
26:36We will take a blessing
26:39Sometimes we have to do weird things
26:41Sometimes we have to do weird things
26:41Like I started doing a jaguar
26:43With someone with a singer
26:44I said, who will be a jaguar?
26:48So I went to the jaguar
26:49I am not a main singer
26:51The main singer is playing
26:52When I was in the middle of the match
26:52When I was in the middle of the match
26:53I was playing for the night
26:54There was a good idea
26:57I did not have to close that
27:04But the maximum
27:08I felt wrong
27:09I felt bad
27:15When they left
27:18So I heard
27:21I took a rotary water jet machine, a submersible pump, and in Parla East and in the West there was
27:29a contract of water tank cleaning in the East.
27:32Oh, wow!
27:33Generally, they do it manually. We take three machines and train them to four people.
27:37I designed the raincoat and made a uniform for them.
27:44It happened twice that the person didn't come.
27:47Now they don't have the phone.
27:47So they wear it and I'll wear it.
27:50Lovely!
27:51But this is a big example.
27:54The people who work hard, are the ones who are willing to do it.
27:59What a lot.
28:31Yeah, so it's not a banana organ again. I got Jumna Park on number three orchestra
28:38Chak Chak Dume orchestra. Yeah, my proprietor diamond Raja
28:46Aapka istikmal kerta hoon. I can do Linus on a chaatah hoon. I can do that.
28:50Good job. Baby or TV. Don't have a click pay. Baby or TV don't have a click
28:58We are coming to Netflix from now on Netflix.
29:08Now the main item of the night of the evening is now we will do the entry hero.
29:13Hero!
29:20First of all friends, the first of the acting is Surma Vijay Varma.
29:31Oh
29:32Yeah, dodo kaha se ho hai?
29:33Acting my deep, Jadde!
29:40Hello!
29:47Talan ki handi prate khandi!
29:54Acting my Q2, jito!
30:01What a poster!
30:03What a poster!
30:03What a hero!
30:05This is where your heroes look like.
30:08Look at the height of Jadib and the height of Jadib and the height of Jadib.
30:10Look at the height of your Jadib.
30:11The same thing.
30:12This one.
30:16This one.
30:17This is your only deep.
30:19Where are you going ahead?
30:21That's why I said I had to come like this.
30:26You got this, there's no difference.
30:28But we are working in the show business.
30:32Let's go, let's go, let's go.
30:35Let's go, let's go.
30:35For time, please.
30:36We're going.
30:38We're going.
30:38You're wearing a jacket on your blouse.
30:40We're wearing a blouse.
30:41You don't wear a blouse.
30:46In this small talk, you have to feel bad in the show business.
30:49People say that you don't have a heart.
30:52If you don't have a heart, then our orchestra is going on.
30:57Yesterday, we have all of you here.
31:01Very big.
31:03This is our...
31:05Bisting cart.
31:07Chak chak dum orchestra, prop writer.
31:09What a problem.
31:10This is Diamond Raja Water Filter Service.
31:14This is Diamond Raja Jumba Classes.
31:17This is Krati Gandhi, I think.
31:19What are you doing here?
31:21You have so many jobs.
31:23Do you have a lot of money?
31:25No, we don't have money.
31:26We also have a lot of cards.
31:28This is our printing press.
31:32Diamond Raja Printing Service.
31:34We have our acting and coaching classes.
31:40Oh, that's it.
31:41What's the name?
31:42Look, this is our card.
31:45Diamond Raja MAAA.
31:48What do you mean?
31:50How long are they already actors?
31:52They are for them.
31:52Method acting for already actors.
31:58This is for them.
32:00This is already actors.
32:01They have a place for their own.
32:05It's not a place.
32:06I'm talking about the place.
32:08I find those actors who have a place.
32:10Because they are living on their own.
32:12They will give me a chance.
32:18Look, Kapil Sharma.
32:20We have never had a lot of trouble with you.
32:22We have not talked about one-on-one.
32:23I will tell you about your own.
32:25I don't say anything.
32:27I have a thought.
32:28I have a thought.
32:29Oh, oh, oh, oh.
32:40Oh, my God.
32:42Theuriah Määb.
32:54Wow! Wow! What a joke!
32:57Let's listen again.
32:58One more time.
32:59Then, Irshad.
33:01What were you studying here?
33:03What's happening?
33:05Now, let's listen to Shair.
33:07Let's listen to Shair.
33:09Let's listen to Shair.
33:11Let's listen to Shair.
33:12Let's listen to Shair.
33:13Let's listen to Shair.
33:14Let's listen to Shair again.
33:14You've got a lot of pressure.
33:18I've got a lot of pressure.
33:21I've got a lot of pressure.
33:23Why do you listen to Shair?
33:23It's the border.
33:25Let's explain.
33:27There is a man somewhere.
33:31The man is also above.
33:33There was another thing.
33:35One city was given.
33:37It was a village.
33:38It was a village.
33:39That's the village.
33:41Latour?
33:44Latour?
33:45That's where the village is still above.
33:47I have a place in Mumbai, I have a place in Mumbai.
33:49Have you heard it? Now tell me.
33:51Are you reading it?
33:53I am reading it on my tongue.
33:54I'm reading it on your tongue.
33:55Look at this man, this is what I am doing.
33:57Who wrote it?
33:58You are so big.
34:02You have written it on your tongue.
34:03I think it's Chinese.
34:07All the spelling of you are reading it.
34:12Why are you playing the chopstick?
34:13Why are you playing the chopstick?
34:15I will tell you what I am doing.
34:17I will tell you what I am doing.
34:18They are acting. Why do you teach them?
34:21This is an ego.
34:24That I am reading it.
34:26When you say that I am reading it,
34:27then what will you do about it?
34:29Do you read it or do you read it?
34:32Tell me.
34:33Do you read it or do you read it?
34:35Learner.
34:36Say it or learner.
34:37Learner.
34:42Learner.
34:43Learner.
34:46If Kapil Sharma wants to learn something,
34:48then don't do it.
34:49Don't do it in his growth.
34:52I will not tell you about normal acting.
34:54Which one will tell you?
34:56Not romantic,
34:58not action,
35:00not serious.
35:01I will not tell you about acting.
35:03This is DHAKOSLA.
35:06DHAKOSLA.
35:06You are a famous guy.
35:07You will know DHAKOSLA.
35:09DHAKOSLA is famous.
35:12DHAKOSLA is famous.
35:14You always get the wrong thing.
35:16Just listen to me.
35:18Listen to me.
35:19You will not leave negativity.
35:20You will not be famous.
35:21You will not be famous.
35:25If you want to make a show for your name,
35:28then you will be positive.
35:29Just join the show
35:32and hold on the show.
35:34First of all,
35:35you have to tell you a humble acting.
35:39How is it?
35:47There is a little thought
35:50and the core.
35:52The thought is
35:53that you will not feel
36:17One, two, three, four, one, two, three, four.
36:25One, two, three, four, one, two, three, four.
36:30Now I have to do counting on my mind.
36:32I don't have to say anything.
36:34And I don't know if it's a choreo.
36:37You're Kamal's actor.
36:44You're doing it.
36:45You're doing it.
36:46The other one is Papa Raji.
36:50He's got five rubies in two days.
36:54How are you?
36:55Look, he's so famous.
36:57What can I tell you?
36:58It's very good.
36:59I'll tell you about the shoes.
37:03Our shoes are also business, right?
37:05Oh.
37:06Diamond Raja footwear.
37:08What's your shoe size?
37:10Ten.
37:11Ten and a half.
37:12How many numbers do you eat?
37:14We wear our footwear.
37:16Shashi, ten and a half sports,
37:20black, brown man,
37:21chichana.
37:22Oh, man.
37:31Where is this shashi?
37:32I don't know.
37:34You're telling Papa Raji acting?
37:35You're telling Papa Raji,
37:36you're telling me?
37:36Oh, sorry, Papa Raji acting.
37:38In acting, there are three things in acting.
37:41You're telling the first thing,
37:44are you here too?
37:49Very good.
37:51On the number two,
37:52yellow.
37:54Yellow.
37:54On the number three,
37:56die circle of fame.
37:57One, two, die.
38:00Let me explain.
38:02The first thing is,
38:02you guys are here too.
38:04Let me show you.
38:13Sir, please.
38:14Sir, one photo.
38:15You guys are here too.
38:18One minute, sir.
38:20Now, number two,
38:21yellow.
38:22Dammit, sir.
38:23Look here, sir.
38:24One photo, sir.
38:25Yellow.
38:26Look here, sir.
38:27Number three, die circle of fame.
38:30Dammit, sir.
38:31Look here, sir.
38:31One photo, sir.
38:33Sir, one photo, sir.
38:34Sir, one photo, sir.
38:34Sir, one photo, please.
38:35One photo, please.
38:37One photo, please.
38:38You want one more?
38:40Diamond, sir?
38:41One more.
38:42Sir, one photo, please?
38:43Sir, one photo, sir.
38:43Sir, one photo, sir.
38:49You will see some whilst now.
38:51Quite so much.
38:52You are always pretending to be more strict,
38:54but I'm a straight acting coach.
38:55No, not so much since we were supposed to be
38:56acting coach.
38:59Normally,
39:00Surely, Vijay Ji, people say that it was strict, but otherwise I am an emotional person.
39:05Oh, oh, a pleasure.
39:08When I was struggling with my role in Ramnagar films, I had written a song in the audition.
39:20I wanted to listen to it.
39:31It's an emotional song close to my heart.
39:34Oh, oh, oh.
39:36Mic, do you sing?
39:38Singing mic.
39:39Singing mic.
39:41Oh, oh, oh.
39:47This is my...
39:49Oh, oh.
39:51Rockstar here, rockstar.
39:53My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my.
39:58This is my left profile.
40:00This is my right profile.
40:02I can do swimming also.
40:05I know horse riding also.
40:08I'm open to a sea.
40:12This is my left profile.
40:14This is my right profile.
40:16I do swimming also.
40:19I know horse riding also.
40:21Open to a sea.
40:25This is my left profile.
40:28This is my right profile.
40:29I do swimming also.
40:32I do swimming also.
40:33I know horse riding also.
40:35I know horse riding also.
40:35Open to a sea.
40:37Guys, you want to join me?
40:39I know horse riding also.
40:40I hope you know the choreography.
40:42Come on guys.
40:43Let's do it.
40:45Ah.
40:46I like to the audition song.
40:48This is my left profile. This is...
40:52Jadipai, where are you?
40:55This is my left profile. This is my right profile.
41:00I do swimming also. I know horse riding also.
41:05Open to 40.
41:09This is my left profile. This is my right profile.
41:13I do swimming also. I know horse riding also.
41:19Open to 40.
41:22Thank you guys. Thank you so much.
41:27Okay, all for the four scenes.
41:30Good night.
41:32Good night.
41:33Good night.
41:34Good night.
41:35Good night.
41:35Good night.
41:36Good night.
41:37Good night.
41:39Good night.
41:40Good night.
41:44Good night.
41:45Good night.
41:46Good night.
41:47You know Pratik's role, Bahamini?
41:48They are also doing theatre.
41:51What do you think?
41:52Mea and Bibi are the same profession.
41:53They are the benefits of their life.
41:54They are the benefits of their life.
41:55Like you are the ones who are doing nothing with you.
41:57They are the ones who have been talking to me.
41:59You know what?
42:01They are the benefits of their life.
42:03The benefit is that in a moment, in any argument, the first sentence was written in theatre.
42:10If there is a fumble in the stage, the person who says, then you will go back.
42:17What do you think?
42:18First, what do you think?
42:20You also met Bibi?
42:21I met in FTI.
42:22I met in Harjana.
42:23He came to FTI.
42:24So I met in FTI.
42:25I got admission to FTI.
42:26No, he is a junior.
42:27He is a junior.
42:28Okay.
42:28We both know is that girl is going to come.
42:30He is a teacher than him and he is better than planning really.
42:34So, when you did the girl ask her car,
42:37He wasn't that you did believe that he thought you were acting really?
42:40Does it feel or not for you?
42:44I feel afraid to get theineness for pública ming it.
42:47Yes.
42:47So, when I wrote down the green onion and integration for proposes it.
42:49By the way.
42:50That's for your family.
42:51You can stop it, even if you're right.
42:52But this is for Apple for power.
42:53Even if you don't want to serve her wine but
42:53they don't live the redistribute.
42:58Gitu and Vijay are both single, so you are looking for a girl from the Jeevan Sati
43:02only this field you are looking for a girl from?
43:06or anyone can give your application from any field?
43:09I mean, the engineer will get you from any field.
43:13His marriage bureau is also that's why they ask him.
43:15They take an anggoti.
43:19Yes, they also take you from them.
43:21I have given you.
43:25In the college of Jeevan, I will tell you about their history.
43:29In their college, there were 1,000 girls and there were 70 girls.
43:33You understood that girls didn't come back to the engineer.
43:39What did they do?
43:41They proposed their senior.
43:43There were 70 girls in this circle.
43:45If they were 50, they would do the principal.
43:50The number is good.
43:52You look like this man.
43:54Give him a loan and he will do it again.
43:56That's so true.
43:57How did you give a senior proposal?
43:59I think that he was a big mistake.
44:03Because he did it.
44:06Yes, yes.
44:07Yes.
44:12That is more than usual.
44:15You will also have a special moment of the country.
44:16It is the only time for us to be able to make a star-spot.
44:18You guys have been surprised you.
44:19You are a great place for us to be able to make a star-spot.
44:22It is yours.
44:24It is your dream.
44:24It is their life.
44:26It is your dream.
44:30You are a great dream.
44:38That is the one who is painting with a jeep?
44:45Oh, Thakur?
44:50Who is Thakur? How is Thakur?
44:52I am a super fan of this show.
44:56Who is everyone?
44:57Who is everyone?
44:58Who is everyone?
45:02When everyone knows who I am,
45:04why am I so late at the show?
45:06No, no.
45:08That's not the case.
45:08You didn't even call me today.
45:12I'll tell you frankly.
45:14Look, Sidhu Paji came.
45:15The issue of budget was running.
45:16Hey!
45:17Fuck!
45:18Sidhu Paji and my budget!
45:23Have you ever heard, Paji?
45:24I have come here in Badaam.
45:28Paji, look.
45:29There are so many big stars.
45:30And I am also...
45:31You know, OTT star.
45:33Yes?
45:34Shriak!
45:35You can get us.
45:36Shriak!
45:37My favorite, Atan Kwaadish.
45:39Look.
45:41I have done IC 8.4 with them.
45:43Yes.
45:44Yes.
45:44Well, you are doing their interview.
45:45Do me too.
45:47I will ask four questions.
45:48I will go for four questions.
45:49Where do you go for four questions?
45:50The news is coming in the morning.
45:54You can ask these things in the car.
45:56You are the friends.
45:58You are the friends.
45:59Be professional, man.
46:00No, I have no way for this job, man.
46:04This is a bad thing.
46:05People who have been only three times in the car.
46:08You are the ones who are winning.
46:12You are experiencing the drama of a man.
46:16Come, come, come!
46:17Now, come back!
46:18Come, come, come, come.
46:18Come, come, come, come, come and come!
46:21This is the best thing to hear me, man.
46:30See?
46:30Oh
46:31Oh my boy
47:01How does this feel like I'm feeling?
47:03This is when you don't have money.
47:07Let me smile once again.
47:10Why?
47:18Tell me, do you keep your work in the show or not?
47:21I'll give you the work in the show.
47:22The rain is going on.
47:23In the rain, I don't do the rain.
47:25I'm sitting on my head.
47:26I'm going to take them to get a gargle.
47:28You'll do it?
47:33I'll give you the work of the artist.
47:34I'm an artist.
47:35I do the work of the artist.
47:36Yes.
47:37Why do they eat fish?
47:39They want to use your tune and touch and write them on their lyrics.
47:44Tell me, write about what your work is.
47:47I'm not working.
47:48Let me listen to this.
47:49I'll do this.
47:51I'll give you my energy.
47:52I gave them a clue.
47:55I'll give you my interest.
47:56I'll die, don't.
48:01I am a method actor, when I was a terrorist, I became a terrorist, I am a method acting,
48:07so tell me about that.
48:08There are no cockroaches in the bathroom.
48:10They have to take a flip from the bathroom so that they are standing there.
48:13He will do it?
48:14He will give you the work, but he will not do it.
48:20He will tell you about a good job.
48:21He will always tell you about it.
48:23There are no cockroaches in the film city.
48:25You have to see all the cockroaches.
48:26Any cockroaches you have to see is the jawline.
48:28You have to give them to Netflix.
48:30Tell me.
48:32This is something.
48:33They will see a cockroaches on the cockroaches.
48:38People have seen you or not?
48:41If you can see the cockroaches, then what is the problem in the cockroaches?
48:46Just brush it off.
48:48If you have a cockroaches, you will not leave it.
48:53Wait a minute.
48:58Friends, today we have a super fan coming.
49:02Who also have a lot of cockroaches.
49:04Oh!
49:05This is a powerful songwriter, a powerful rapper, soulful singer and a electrifying dancer.
49:09He is also a businessman.
49:11Oh.
49:11Please welcome international sensation Jackson Wang.
49:15You are the eggplant.
49:17What's up?
49:26What's good what's good I go by the name of Jax away
49:37One for the love second to the trust three to the principal and that is okay you kind of facts
49:44but they don't line up
49:48I understand that for love as a favor it never ain't enough cuz they got used to the flavor the
49:54puzzle came with many layers too many players
49:56When it goes down they still want you to be the savior it became the pick and roll from the
50:01getaway
50:01Fancy rule with the fadeaway uh they're reaching when the ref looks away
50:06Gotta keep myself from checking my okay I still believe in trust over a thousand times but fuck your corn
50:13with yeses on both sides
50:14Insane when they still blame me cuz that's why I guess that's why we gotta be so sorry let's go
50:20hands in the air
50:22Welcome Jaxon, Lorda Talia Jaxon ke liye
50:26Welcome
50:30Nice to meet you too
50:32Namaste
50:33Hi
50:33Namaste
50:36Jackson it's a pleasure to have you on our show
50:38No, thank you. Thank you. Do you know Hindi?
50:40Uh
50:42Thoda thoda
50:42Thodi both
50:44Namaste
50:47Shukriya
50:48Shukriya
51:02Shukriya
51:03I'll tell you one thing
51:09First of all sorry for my bad English it's almost in last stage
51:15It's fine
51:17Thika
51:18Thika
51:18Thika
51:18Thika
51:20This is Jackson's second visit to India last time he was seen riding a chariot
51:25Oh
51:26Tanga
51:27With an Indian actress Disha Patani
51:30So you guys are friends or Patani?
51:33Friends
51:34Just friends?
51:35Only friends
51:36Indian girls are crazy for your songs
51:38Never
51:39Why are you saying like that?
51:41Because I'm a second time coming to India
51:44Okay
51:45And this trip I went to a three club
51:47And what happened there?
51:48Nobody look at me
51:49Why?
51:51Nobody
51:52Maybe there was a dark inside the club
51:53I'm pretty white
51:54There was a dark inside the club
51:55People can see me
51:56I walk
51:57They look through me
52:01Every time in India when people know me
52:03My community
52:05They always come for
52:06Ask for autograph
52:08Yeah
52:08But always
52:09For their friend
52:10Never
52:11Never for them
52:12Yeah
52:13So
52:14Maybe it's my last visit in India
52:16No bro
52:17I'm so sad
52:18Okay
52:19How many girls are there in the audience who love Jackson?
52:22There's your hand
52:23See Jackson
52:24See
52:25Very good actor
52:26Mr. Jackson
52:27Very good actor
52:27Mr. Jackson if you understand this
52:29Yeah
52:29They will understand this
52:31Mehmaan jo humara hota hai
52:32Woh jaan se piara hota hai Guru
52:35It means
52:36It means
52:38It means she will translate
52:41He said a guest in India is so close to our heart that he's even closer than our loved ones
52:49So you're a guest and we treat guests like God
52:52Oh
52:53Yeah
52:58Thank you
53:00Shukriya
53:02Shukriya
53:03Shukriya
53:04Jackson can we have a nice song in your voice?
53:07So we can all dance
53:08Can I teach you one step first?
53:10Yeah please
53:12Hey
53:17You keep drinking water
53:20There's no water in the cup anymore
53:23Okay please come
53:25So
53:26So this is three steps
53:27Three step
53:28One
53:29Two
53:30Three
53:31Stop
53:31One
53:32Two
53:33Three
53:34Gotta buy it
53:39You got it
54:04Yeah
54:05Yeah
54:06This way
54:07Hey
54:08Yeah
54:10That's it
54:11Five, six, seven, eight, go
54:13One
54:13Two
54:14Three
54:15Four
54:16Amazing
54:18Oh DJ
54:19Yeah
54:25Come on Sammy
54:28Five, six, seven, eight
54:30Go
54:32Amazing
54:33Amazing guys, thank you
54:37Now
54:37Jackson
54:38Thank you so much for teaching us your step
54:41Excellent
54:42Now, Mr. Pratik
54:43He will teach you a Indian step
54:45Which is called Garba
54:47Yeah
54:47Yes
54:48Okay
54:56Yes
54:57Yes
54:57Yes
55:00Yes
55:01Wow
55:06Same step
55:07Now, we will do, after four pack down
55:10Same piece
55:11Come on!
55:23Come on!
55:25Come on!
55:26Come on!
55:36Jackson, you're a rock star, no?
55:39Hey, who is the名前?
55:41Punjabi step bhi karam, ajo Punjabi step karam.
55:43Okay, bhaji ga show bhangada do bhajna hai chih na.
55:48Bhaji, Jackson.
55:50Come.
56:18Guys, please give me a big round of applause.
56:24Jackson, you're a rock star, bro.
56:29Jackson, bro, thank you so much for coming.
56:31Really pleasure to have you on our show.
56:33And yes, we want you to come again and again to India.
56:37Thank you guys.
56:38Thank you, Jackson.
56:40Thank you girls.
56:42One more time for our guests.
56:48Jayadip bhai.
56:50Come here, PJ, bhai.
56:51Pratik.
56:53We've heard interesting, interesting, inspiring stories.
56:57Thank you so much once again for coming.
57:01And, friends, just so much for today.
57:04We'll meet again with some new guests.
57:06The Great Indian Kapil show.
57:08The Great Indian Kapil show.
57:08Every funny bar, only on Netflix.
57:11Good night.
57:11Sweet drink.
57:17Please welcome Mr. Ajay Dekan, Mr. Ravi Kishan, and Mr. Murunai Thakur.
57:23Okay, our third season is our third season.
57:25Ajay sir, you're the first time.
57:26I'm waiting for the first time.
57:27When he comes back, then I'll come back.
57:29Oh, my God.
57:30Oh, my God.
57:31Oh, my God.
57:33Oh, my God.
57:35Oh, my God.
57:46Oh, my God.
57:51Oh, my God released one from edges.
57:54Oh, when someone told my husband,
57:54I'll show you it.
57:59So you had to tell him,
57:59What's the name happen to me?
58:01Good night.
58:10Okay, everyone.
58:11Thatidy Joak.
58:11Altree, come get paid by damn it.
58:14This is what you're doing.
58:20Papa, you're doing it.
58:22No, you're doing it.
58:25They played a girl's character.
58:28At night, we went to the restaurant.
58:29We didn't change clothes.
58:31We went to the dress.
58:32We went to the bathroom.
58:33We went to the bathroom.
58:33We went to the bathroom.
58:34We went to the bathroom.
58:52We went to the bathroom.
58:55We went to the bathroom.
59:00We went to the bathroom.
59:02We went to the bathroom.
59:03We went to the bathroom.
59:05We went to the bathroom.
59:05We went to the bathroom.
59:05We went to the bathroom.
59:05We went to the bathroom.
59:06We went to the bathroom.
59:08We went to the bathroom.
59:09We went to the bathroom.
59:11We went to the bathroom.
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