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Jury Duty S02E07 (2026)
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00:04Enjoy your office while you got it.
00:06Yep.
00:07Dougie's office soon.
00:08Jamaican jerk zone!
00:15I can't trust you.
00:17And this changes everything.
00:21Trick is for the win.
00:23Hide your gum because I want to chew on some big red.
00:27There's one last picture.
00:29Oh, it's in that time capsule, and that is why I've got to find it.
00:38We're going to try and mix up some spicy hot sauce.
00:42Yum, yum, yum, yum!
00:53We have a deal.
00:55We're signing the papers tomorrow.
01:08Trick is going to say whatever it takes.
01:10They don't really care about the company, and that's a big thing to Doug.
01:14You know, these employees are people.
01:17These employees are his family.
01:23Hey.
01:25Morning, Ellen.
01:26Good morning.
01:30thank you for listening okay morning everybody i just like to kind of tell my dad i just think i'm
01:38gonna like lay it all on the table with spicy applesauce because since you were part of it
01:43because i just want to like you know presents it together yeah thank you yeah thank you i think
01:49it's going to be a lot of fun and i'm excited about this deal just think about this this is
01:52your last day retreat i know this is your last retreat yeah you look great thank you you look
01:59like a million bucks you should you should you know what you should do you should be the president
02:03of men's warehouse or something after this you know if you would have been in a tuxedo last night
02:07i don't know you might have won i know exactly you might have won
02:17thank you thank you very much now today's a big day folks last day of the retreat
02:23and today i'm going to sign the deal with trucus it's the last day of the retreat
02:29we're gonna do one word how are you feeling pj anxious acceptance sentimental safe courageous
02:40family suspicious
02:44but let me tell you trucus is making this a day to remember they have set up a very special
02:48five-star turf and surf brunch for everyone surf and turf at the top of the hill
02:55on the bucket list of retreat duties yeah we only have one thing left to do
03:02to open up that time capsule and let's see what's going on
03:09absolutely right we gotta check it out if not now when doug yeah i'm sorry i actually i really
03:17tried looking for it man i mean i look everywhere anthony even helped like i got a metal detector
03:23everything couldn't find it but what is he talking about jimmy i have it i have this in my office
03:28what if one of us got like one of those like joke chain emails or something like that
03:34that's so forwarded wrong no i can't well bring it over here and let's open this thing up buddy
03:39come on yes jimmy you've been very focused on finding this time capsule can you like elaborate
03:47are you sentimental um i mean well uh you know what
04:00i would just come clean and just tell him before he pulls it out and everybody sees it
04:04captain fun buddy yeah can you help me open this thing because i don't i don't know how to do
04:09it
04:09let's see do these seal did you say the seals need to be cut a little bit i can't wait
04:14i know what did we put in it so matt matt take a sneak peek of the things that are
04:19in here
04:20sure go ahead this is exciting oh what's in there
04:26so what do you what do you see tell me what you're looking at because uh we would like to
04:31know what it
04:31is what's it open um some very uh come on let's go man it's definitely go ahead and chill okay
04:39sure
04:40so first and foremost uh we have uh that's great one of the first bottles of rock and grandma's
04:47not edible though not edible i wouldn't recommend it oh oh what looks like to be a thumb drive
04:54maybe some memories on there we got this thing yeah i can help you with that all right all right
04:58what
04:58else we have a ribbon ah ah let me see this bud's list ladies and gentlemen if you had bud's
05:07list
05:08you made it and now from what i understand bud's sold out he's selling ketchup right okay yeah what
05:13else you got buddy we have what looks like to be a picture but obviously it's been in the ground
05:17so
05:17the picture is not visible it's a shame dang it really tore apart what is this does anybody know what
05:23this is a picture of who put a picture in the time capsule i'll explain it who did it
05:28i don't remember it wasn't me it wasn't that long ago i will be your ally if you speak up
05:35my sagebrush experience was freeing to me so you know what i'm gonna tell you what i put in that
05:41time capsule i went into doug's office and he had a cup of coffee on his desk doug was not
05:50in there
05:51and uh i was like oh you know what i'm gonna do i'm gonna teabag doug's coffee jimmy with my
05:59testicles
06:01wow
06:12oh my god there's no one tell my no one tell dad all right claire can you play the video
06:17yeah
06:19please do
06:26i want to get a message for the
06:29bro
06:29you had a beard oh my oh look at his name you look like you're out in the wild
06:40jimmy with hair
06:42i miss it we're gonna be raising this kid hold on oh jackie had one cooking man i will have
06:49gone to
06:50some island and become the queen
06:56i feel like we time travel for a second because like you know i'm so used to looking at them
06:59as they as they are now it was kind of crazy everybody looked different though nobody looks
07:03the same
07:15time castle video was incredible to see because like i would pop into the office here and there and like
07:21these guys are all strangers and now they're like legit family and it's all because of
07:26this retreat so i'm really grateful for that listen i i know that things are going to be different
07:33after i sign this deal and i know that change can be hard and the unknown kind of scary but
07:41i just want to tell you that i really really believe this is for the best and we got a
07:46great
07:46deal you're all going to be able to stay together and and that's the most important thing isn't it
07:53rocking grandmas
07:56has always been a family business and it always will be
08:00because i consider each and every one of you to be a family
08:06go up there and have a great brunch you know just have a ball you deserve it this is the
08:11end of our
08:11retreat but the beginning of a new era for rocking grandmas i love you too i love you
08:18love you so much
08:21what are your thoughts on the pending deal i would be lying if i said i wasn't a little bit
08:26conflicted
08:27in my own heart and and and and a little bit uh topsy-turvy i guess yeah but what doug
08:32said really
08:32just resonated and just reminded me that he still has all of our best interest at hand and i trust
08:39him
08:39and i trust that he he knows what's up he's doing what's right so yeah i will say this if
08:45true
08:45just thinks they can just come in and do whatever they feel like they want to do
08:48they're in for a rude awakening amen to that you gotta preach
09:00yeah we're ready to go i love the trucus bibs
09:12dougie are you guys are you doing okay yeah look dad you don't have to sell i don't have to
09:19sell
09:19no no because look we've been cooking up spicy applesauce it's really really good we have an
09:24amazing flavor profile yeah but you don't have to sell this this doesn't really change anything i
09:29mean this is great you know i mean you could show to elizabeth and you take your management training and
09:34and this is a good thing so but it's it's not going to change the deal the deal's being done
09:39today
09:39buddy as soon as that notary gets there we're going okay yeah yeah give me a hug you know i
09:44love you
09:45love you i don't really know what to expect but dad said that trucus has like a management training
09:50program that i'll get started on so i guess i'm looking forward to that hey nice try i think i
09:59think
09:59he but i'll just show it to them i guess you know yeah you still have this okay now it's
10:04going through
10:05different channels but this is still something you came up with this is still your family's business
10:09like you know what i'm saying yeah just wish there was more i could do you know yeah all right
10:15this is fabulous you guys you've got the bibs ready oh i love that cloth i'm so glad we didn't
10:20do the
10:20plastic well this one has a little bit of a that's a little dirty why don't we no yeah no
10:25no wow
10:28wow whoa oh my god i was not expecting this hi hi how are you you you're singing was just
10:38so lovely
10:38last night thank you thank you i feel like i'm like an award show yeah i know hi thank you
10:43thank you
10:43well how about yourself oh i am great oh my goodness thank you for having us thank you thank you
10:49hello dog crab bib no welcome you guys welcome welcome look around and tell me where
10:56where we are who can name where we are anyone at dinner uh brunch brunch but you know close halfway
11:03up the second mountain close i love that you that you're getting my whole second mountain approach
11:07we are at the top of the first mountain okay because we are you know taking in the view
11:12and we are celebrating how far you all have come so today we brought in all you can eat
11:17surf and turf so that's crab legs and wait did you say crab i do i love crab do you
11:24know what type
11:24actually i bet you guys got stoned because it's so expensive yes claire you got it it's top of the
11:29line whatever it is look this is just our way of letting you know what's in store when the deal
11:35is
11:35signed and you all work for trucus top of the line she doesn't even know what type all right so
11:40enjoy
11:41uh oh uh the notary what's the notary just canceled on me you don't have your own notary he's not
11:47coming
11:47no oh uh this is not a problem okay you know what i'm gonna go back down the hill i
11:51will get us a
11:52notary she said it's all you can eat yeah i'll come in yeah guys i gotta run down i gotta
11:57get a new
11:57notary but enjoy your food we'll be back you know i'm gonna have a great lunch yeah great lunch i'm
12:03gonna come with you um yeah yeah you guys come with me all right enjoy this brunch thank you guys
12:07he should probably find a notary i don't know why he you know own notary it's fancy yeah i guess
12:14so
12:14i'm sure they're signing deals all day so that that would be handy for them but you know what
12:18what do we need our own notary for you know what i'm saying you have your own notary
12:24these are so cushy i know amy this is a very fancy thing that they're doing for us let's be
12:30on our best
12:31behavior oh there she go no i'm gonna get messy i'm gonna be slurping crab like no one's watching
12:37right i'm gonna dig in yes thank you thank you sir very welcome wow and they cracked the legs open
12:46and they cracked the legs open wow top notch okay now you're talking i can't believe i'm last
12:54it's like they're torturing me on purpose feels like elizabeth is doing this to me personally
12:59they're so next level like i'm this is gonna be so weird to get used to because we would like
13:04do things a little bit differently and it's it's a little strange that they're going to this level
13:09what do you mean we've gone out but that was like before we were trying to close a really big
13:14deal
13:14yeah because we already got the deal like this just feels like a really big thank you right i mean
13:20you got to remember these are the same people that did bring in see us so yeah this is not
13:23true thank you so much it is good well how many snack bites would y'all give it three two
13:32one
13:42nice yo clara what you thinking about shooting your shot with elizabeth what
13:48did you hear what she said didn't even know what type of clause in my experience people who don't
13:54Like, crab are bad in bed.
13:56So, on to the next one.
13:58Yeah, ooh, thank you.
14:02Oh, it's getting kind of hot, right?
14:04Ooh, some kind of comfy.
14:05Oh, I'm sweating.
14:07Um, hey, Anthony.
14:08So, Doug did order a new notary.
14:10So, I need you to come down and wait for the new notary
14:13and then take him to the business center
14:14so that Doug can get the deal signed.
14:15Yep.
14:16That's what I'm here for.
14:17Duty calls, huh?
14:18All right.
14:19Hope I'll be back.
14:20We got you.
14:20More crab when you come back.
14:22Please and thank you.
14:22Don't eat it all.
14:25You okay?
14:26I'm itchy.
14:27Fancy dinner, the fancy table and chairs.
14:30And I'm your fancy dirt limo.
14:38Hello, sir.
14:44Hello.
14:45Hey, how are you?
14:45Well, and yourself?
14:46Good.
14:46Good.
14:47Is this Rockin' Grandmas?
14:48Yep, yep.
14:49My name's Anthony.
14:50Arnold Goss.
14:50Nice to meet you.
14:51Sorry I'm late.
14:53No, you're fine, man.
14:54My GPS isn't working.
14:55Really?
14:56Yeah.
14:56Wow.
14:56And I don't know if it's a hardware issue or if it's a software issue.
15:00I just...
15:00Oh, Jesus Christ.
15:02I'm so sorry.
15:03I'm good, man.
15:04You know, you get rushed and then type of thing happens.
15:07How's your day going?
15:08It's going all right.
15:08How about yourself?
15:09It sounds like maybe a rough start, but a little stressful.
15:12It's all right.
15:13We'll get through it, man.
15:14I appreciate it.
15:21Gorgeous day.
15:22Yeah, it is.
15:22You know, we appreciate you coming out and helping us get through this, I guess, deal.
15:30Hey.
15:31Hello.
15:31This is Arnold Goss, the notary.
15:33Nice to meet you.
15:33I'm Doug.
15:34I like when there's a bunch of stuff to crack.
15:36Oh, there you go.
15:38Oh, oh.
15:39Hi.
15:40So we are all set.
15:42Yeah.
15:42Oh, my God.
15:43I left my stamps in the car.
15:46We all set?
15:47What?
15:47I left my stamps in the car.
15:49Okay.
15:49Well, go get them.
15:51Quick as you can, please.
15:52Pretty important part of the notary, though.
15:54Yeah.
15:55Maybe someone can help him.
15:57Give him a hand.
15:57Yeah, I got you.
15:58Quick as you can, please.
15:59Quick as you can.
16:01This is not, uh, I'm really good at my job.
16:04No, but I believe it's, I believe it, man.
16:06I know you've had a rough day, and I know they can seem a bit stressful, but just take
16:10a minute, breathe.
16:11Slow is smooth and smooth is fast, okay?
16:14You're going to be great.
16:14How long have you been working here?
16:15I'm just a temporary assistant, but I have learned quickly that the culture of the two
16:20companies.
16:21Oh, interesting.
16:22Yeah.
16:22The two companies?
16:23Yeah, so the guys in, like, the black suits, they're creating a partnership.
16:27I don't know exactly what the deal is, but.
16:34Are you kidding me?
16:39Keys in the car?
16:40I think so.
16:42Okay.
16:45It's just, the problem is, is when I get these back-to-back calls, I get in a rush, and
16:48I
16:48throw myself in, and I apologize.
16:52Oh, good, man.
16:52I'm sorry.
16:53I'll let you go in there and just inform them, and I'll call, I'll talk to Ms. Marjorie.
16:57I mean, I know we'll have to call a locksmith.
16:58Yeah, that's a good idea.
17:00I'm going to run in there and just get started.
17:03So, he left his stamp in the car, and then he locks his keys in the car.
17:06Okay, let's go see what they want to do.
17:09Don't worry about it.
17:10I will, we'll get a locksmith, we'll get his car opened, and it's not a problem.
17:13We'll get this deal done any minute.
17:15I have most of my stuff, so we can get started.
17:16We need the stamp pad.
17:17That's the most important thing.
17:19You know what?
17:19We're going to get the locksmith.
17:20I'm dispatching one.
17:22We're going to take care of that right now.
17:23Well, that'll be great.
17:23You know what?
17:23I think it's best.
17:24We have a little more direct line to efficiency.
17:27Great.
17:27We were supposed to sign this deal an hour and a half ago.
17:30We need to check in with our home office.
17:31We just need to let Lewis know.
17:32We'll let Janelle know in Lewis' office.
17:34Lewis is on waiting.
17:35Okay.
17:35Well, then, you know what?
17:36Why don't you just use the space?
17:39We need to sign this deal today.
17:41100%.
17:41I understand.
17:42We will.
17:42Hey, Arnold?
17:44Arnold.
17:44Yeah.
17:44Okay, so you guys are taking...
17:46Oh, you know, can we get some coffees?
17:47Yeah.
17:48Can you order me some coffees?
17:48Come on, pal.
17:49We'll get you some lunch.
17:50I want to make sure.
17:51Come on, buddy.
17:51I appreciate it.
17:52It's just very stressful.
17:53They're rewarding him for screwing up.
17:54Like, what?
17:55We're going to get you some food, pal.
17:57You having a bad day?
17:58Yeah, I had back-to-backs.
17:59Trust me, you just got lucky.
18:00Your day is about to get better.
18:01What do you think about turf and surf?
18:03Woo!
18:04Oh, I appreciate that.
18:05Yeah.
18:08So, it's like you don't want to make a mistake,
18:09and I think I take on some of that.
18:11Yeah.
18:11But this right here, where we're going,
18:13hopefully it can relieve some of that stress
18:15that you were going through.
18:16You got this not for a reason, man.
18:18You got it.
18:18Thanks, man.
18:19Absolutely.
18:19You're making me feel a lot, too.
18:21Good.
18:21Good.
18:21I'm glad I can do that.
18:24Yeah, all you can eat.
18:26That was good.
18:27Welcome back, my bro.
18:29Glad to be back.
18:30Mm-hmm.
18:31Hey, everybody.
18:31This is Arnold.
18:33He's the notary.
18:34Oh, hey.
18:35Yes, excellent.
18:36How are you?
18:37So, enjoy.
18:37Great.
18:37I just got here.
18:38Claire.
18:39What?
18:41Your face.
18:42Oh, my God.
18:43Claire.
18:44It's, like, broken out.
18:45I mean, what's going on with you?
18:46Oh, my God.
18:47It's barrel.
18:48Yeah, I need the highs.
18:49Are you okay?
18:50Yeah, I mean, I'm allergic to shellfish,
18:52but I love it so much.
18:53It's usually fun.
18:54Why did you eat so many?
18:56But I just, no, it's, I just had to take a Benadryl.
18:59Oh, I have a Benadryl in my car.
19:00You were allergic.
19:01Oh, okay.
19:02But I locked the keys inside.
19:03Wait.
19:04You need a Benadryl?
19:05Yeah.
19:05Are you okay?
19:06She's not okay.
19:08Oh, it's actually, I think it'll be bad if I don't get Benadryl.
19:12You need to go get Benadryl.
19:14Well, I don't actually even know if the medic has to be because we got cleaned out last week.
19:17One of the Malibu realtors f***ed a beehive.
19:20Oh, my God.
19:20Let's get you something, though.
19:21Yes.
19:22Anthony, do you mind coming down?
19:23I might have to take her to the hospital, and so I just need someone to kind of deal with
19:26the Truca stuff and everything.
19:27Yeah, of course.
19:27Yeah, there's actually something I need to take care of, so I'm going to go, too.
19:32I just want to come out!
19:34I can't do it!
19:36Take care of yourself.
19:37You can't have anything!
19:39Wait, how's she mad at us?
19:45Marjorie, be careful.
19:46This is where I lost my car.
19:48I know.
19:50Anthony, Truca's ordered coffees, and you need to deliver them to the conference room.
19:53Okay.
19:54So you're going to receive the coffee with me?
19:56I'm going to grab some from my room.
19:57Okay, I'll go.
19:58Okay.
20:01I didn't give you a heads up, Amy, but number one on the list is get all, like, my boxes
20:07from Helen's to yours.
20:11That's fine.
20:12Okay.
20:12Oh.
20:13Cool.
20:13We're doing this like you're moving in?
20:15Yeah, yeah.
20:15That's bold.
20:16Okay, now.
20:21Thanks, sir.
20:22You got it.
20:22That's a good one.
20:22You as well.
20:23What is this?
20:24Coffee's coffee?
20:25Oh.
20:26Yeah, I'll take these to the Truca's house.
20:27All right, I'm going to come with you.
20:28I got to just save.
20:30I'm like a peace offering.
20:31I got the hot applesauce recipe I want to share with Elizabeth.
20:35Okay.
20:35I'll make it quick.
20:36I just think I need to just say it.
20:38It's all good.
20:39It's the projected ROI.
20:40So that would be great.
20:41You know, can you guys just pause the, um, the, uh, just a minute, Louis.
20:47We'll just, uh, we'll just pause that for a minute.
20:49Can I actually, I just, I wanted to just say I'm sorry for kind of how I've been.
20:54And, um, I've actually, we've been cooking up, like, a pretty awesome idea that I was really
20:59excited about.
21:00It's, um, Ron Grandma's Tropical Kick, uh, spicy applesauce.
21:04I'm really excited and I want you guys to have it.
21:07And we used our homegrown Manzano peppers as the base for the spice.
21:11Oh, okay.
21:12Yeah.
21:13Spicy applesauce.
21:14I'm not sure applesauce is a space we want to go into.
21:16Love to get rolling here.
21:17Yeah, I know, Louis.
21:18Just a second.
21:19Wait, is that a map of our pepper farm?
21:21No.
21:22What?
21:22No, that's just a Zoom background.
21:24We're just going to get back to that.
21:24But thank you.
21:25Thank you so much.
21:26Sorry about that, Louis.
21:27Will you just, like, put that away somewhere?
21:29Yeah.
21:30Bro, what the f- what was that about, dog?
21:32Yeah, why did they have our pepper form on the TV screen, dog?
21:35Did you see that?
21:36Well, yeah.
21:36Come here.
21:41Bro, like, what the f- dog?
21:43Hold on.
21:43No, dog.
21:44What the f- dude?
21:45Come here.
21:45Come here.
21:46What the f-?
21:47Come here, doggy.
21:48That is some valuable real estate, Louis.
21:50And, you know, we don't need the barn.
21:52We can just manufacture the, uh,
21:55condescending version of the flavor.
21:57I just want to make sure I'm clear.
21:58We will sell the farm.
21:59They just said sell the farm, dog.
22:02We're going to turn it into luxury contos.
22:05The residents is at Mondano Farm.
22:07That's right.
22:08And the ROI on that one.
22:10I like that we're keeping at it.
22:12Yeah, I think that's the history of it.
22:13Yeah, yeah.
22:14In terms of the workers, why can we do that?
22:16Well, yeah, okay.
22:17So here is our human capital relocation strategy.
22:20I love that we're redistributing them,
22:21but why do we still have so many people on payroll here?
22:23What is the deal?
22:24Well, look, here's the thing.
22:25We said we could continue to employ everyone
22:28in their current position.
22:30But look, Louis, if the position, you know,
22:32ceases to exist, then we don't have to keep the employees.
22:36So, yeah.
22:37It's just, you know.
22:39To be clear, like Womag and the rest of Rockin' Stepsister
22:42or whoever doesn't know about this.
22:43Yeah, no, the current CEO, Doug Womag,
22:45no, he would not approve of this,
22:47so we have to keep this confidential
22:49until after the signing.
22:50When he signed, he has no ability
22:52to expect any change here, right?
22:53Yeah.
22:54Change of heart kind of thing.
22:55Exactly.
22:56And look, anyone who doesn't want to relocate,
22:58they can just find a job.
23:02All right.
23:02Breathe.
23:03No, what the f***ing talk?
23:04They just said they're getting rid of 90% of the workforce.
23:06You cannot make a good decision
23:08if you're stressing,
23:09if you're thinking erratically.
23:11I hear you.
23:12You're not telling my dad, Doug.
23:13I know, I hear you.
23:14We have to let him know I'm with you.
23:15Okay, okay.
23:16I need you to breathe, though.
23:17You cannot make a conscious decision
23:18if you're erratically.
23:18All right, but I need to tell my dad.
23:19Absolutely.
23:20Where is he?
23:20Up in the top of the hill.
23:21Let's go, Doug, come on.
23:23They're going to fire everyone.
23:24They're going to break up the family.
23:26They were talking about turning
23:27the farm into a residence?
23:29Yeah.
23:30They're just, like,
23:31absolving everything?
23:35F***.
23:35I can't believe this shit, Doug.
23:38Like, what the f***?
23:40Y'all knew it?
23:41Liars.
23:42Them throwing money
23:43and all these dinners
23:43was confirmation.
23:44Like, all the confirmation.
23:45That's what I was thinking.
23:46Them, they're trying to just buy us
23:47and do everything we can
23:49so that we will just be happy
23:51they did all this for us.
23:53And I'm just like, what?
23:54If they just wanted a partnership,
23:56why would they spend
23:57all of this money up front
23:58just for a partnership?
23:59At this point,
24:00now that I've heard it
24:00with my own ears,
24:01I can't accept any of their gifts.
24:03Why do you think
24:03it's been so hard, Doug?
24:04You think, like,
24:04I'm not wowed
24:06by international superstar Sia?
24:07Of course I am.
24:09Yeah.
24:09Now, when we get up there,
24:10we need to explain ourselves calmly.
24:12Calmly.
24:12I got you, dog.
24:16That's so cool.
24:17That is so cool.
24:19Like a bird.
24:20Like a bird coming.
24:21Wait, where's my dad?
24:22He went down to sign the contract.
24:23No, no.
24:24He went down?
24:25Wait.
24:25Who the f*** is this guy?
24:27The locksmith.
24:28They told me I'd come up here
24:29and have some crab.
24:30Is that cool?
24:31What's going on?
24:31He cannot sign it.
24:32He cannot sign it.
24:33I know y'all,
24:33it might be hard for y'all
24:34to believe,
24:35especially with him
24:36being so emotionally attached.
24:37They were in a meeting
24:38with somebody.
24:39We walked out
24:39and went to the welcome center,
24:40but, you know,
24:41you can hear through the things.
24:43Said they were going to get rid
24:44of 90% of the workforce.
24:45What?
24:46They're going to sell
24:46the pepper farm
24:47and turn it into
24:48a residence living area.
24:50What?
24:50Doug wouldn't want that.
24:51No.
24:51That's what I'm saying.
24:53You came up here
24:53to tell him these things.
24:54Wait, wait.
24:55What is happening?
24:56What's happening
24:57is we're all going to lose
24:58our jobs
24:58unless we get down that hill.
25:01Wait, let's go.
25:03Oh, my God.
25:04Come on.
25:05Go get our drip.
25:07Stop him.
25:08You can throw the baseball
25:09at his head
25:10if you got to.
25:11No, maybe not his head.
25:12Stop him.
25:13Don't let him sign.
25:15He's not going to believe me, dog.
25:17I got your back.
25:18No one believes me.
25:19I believe you.
25:20You sound like
25:20you don't believe in yourself.
25:22I do, but he doesn't.
25:23I will attack you.
25:25Oh, my God.
25:29Dad!
25:31Absolutely.
25:32Get up.
25:32Get up.
25:33Get up.
25:34Ah!
25:35No!
25:36Dude!
25:37Stop it!
25:38Ah!
25:39You got the date on there.
25:41Okay.
25:41Mr. Doug, here we go.
25:43Doug, this is Doug.
25:44Hold on.
25:44Hold on.
25:44Hold on.
25:45Can I speak with you
25:46for just one moment?
25:46It is very important.
25:47You know, we're in the meeting.
25:49I understand.
25:50Please look at me.
25:51I need to talk to you.
25:52Anthony.
25:52Right now.
25:53Anthony.
25:53Okay.
25:54Anthony.
25:54I need to talk to you right now.
25:56Please, look me in my eyes.
25:57Excuse me.
25:58I am serious, Doug.
25:59I need to talk to you right now.
26:01Okay.
26:01I'm sorry.
26:02That is fine.
26:03No.
26:03But I have to.
26:04It can wait.
26:04It can wait.
26:05After I talk to you,
26:06if this is what you want to do,
26:07by all means.
26:08I'm sorry.
26:08Look at me.
26:09Father to father,
26:11I need to talk to you.
26:12No.
26:13Listen.
26:13We're making this deal.
26:14Excuse me.
26:14I'm sorry.
26:14I'm sorry.
26:15I know that you're new here,
26:17but we're doing a signing.
26:18Your words mean nothing to me.
26:19I appreciate everything that you've done.
26:21And I'm looking out for the people
26:22that have looked out for me.
26:23What are you talking about?
26:24What are you talking about?
26:25Doug.
26:26Doug.
26:27We are in a moment, you guys.
26:28We are.
26:28The deal is done.
26:30I'm sorry.
26:31What's going on?
26:32Move your hand.
26:33We're done here?
26:34They're going to get rid of 90% of the workforce.
26:36They're going to sell the Manzano pepper farm
26:38and make it a residential area.
26:39Oh, my God.
26:40With that being said,
26:41Look, if you want to make that deal,
26:43I did my part.
26:44I did my part.
26:45I did my part.
26:47Doug, really?
26:48Just come on.
26:49I delivered the coffee.
26:51He explained an idea that he wanted.
26:53She basically denied it,
26:55and he was emotional,
26:55so I was consoling him.
26:56We walked around to the Welcome Center,
26:57where obviously, you know,
26:58we can hear,
26:59and they were having this conversation
27:01with somebody on the monitor
27:02about what they were going to do
27:03as soon as you sign that paperwork.
27:04Once you sign it,
27:05you have no control over the things
27:07that they're going to do.
27:08Doug, I have one question.
27:09I have one question, Doug.
27:11Are you really going to listen to the temp?
27:15Are you really going to listen to the temp?
27:27We are signing this deal today, okay?
27:31Doug, we have a deal.
27:32We've been here.
27:33We have a deal.
27:33The deal is not done
27:34until you sign the paper.
27:35Doug, you have the pen.
27:36Can I see this?
27:37Can I see this?
27:38Look, I'm not going to be disrespectful.
27:39We're going to set it right here.
27:40It's still,
27:41if this is something you're considering,
27:42we're going to set it right here.
27:43All right.
27:43Let's talk it through.
27:44All right.
27:44Talk it through.
27:45Okay.
27:46Okay.
27:46Is what they're saying true?
27:49Doug, this is the moment.
27:51We have a deal.
27:52I mean...
27:53Is what you're saying true?
27:54Yes, 100%.
27:55I go home in two days,
27:57and I genuinely have no dog in this fight
27:59besides I care about y'all.
28:07Well, then you know what?
28:10This deal is true.
28:12My business with you is true.
28:16What?
28:16I'm not saying this.
28:18Doug, don't do it.
28:19Any day, any time.
28:20Doug, Doug.
28:22Yeah.
28:22Okay?
28:23We're done.
28:24Yeah.
28:24We're done.
28:25We're your family, Doug.
28:26You are going to hear from my lawyers, okay?
28:29Are you kidding me?
28:30Good.
28:31This f***ing rinky-dick-ass f***ing place.
28:34Let's go.
28:35This is a mistake.
28:35Now.
28:36Go on.
28:36God damn it.
28:37Get the f*** out of my way.
28:39Get out of here.
28:44I just...
28:48Sir, sir.
28:50Come on.
28:51Let's go.
28:52Come on.
28:52I still get paid, right?
28:54Let's go!
28:56Yeah!
28:57Let's go!
28:58Everybody, the deal is off.
29:00There is no deal, okay?
29:03I couldn't let him do it.
29:04I couldn't let him do it, bro.
29:05What happened?
29:08My brother, man.
29:09I'll wake up, y'all.
29:10Oh, my God.
29:11This was trying to get rid of us.
29:13Jesus Christ.
29:13What?
29:14I know.
29:16Oh, my God.
29:18You stopped it.
29:19Thank you, man.
29:20I'm proud of you.
29:20Yeah.
29:20Yeah, we stopped it.
29:21Yeah, nice.
29:22I'm going to just sum it up,
29:23because it's hard to really explain, like, their actions.
29:25Sometimes when big corporations buy small businesses,
29:28they don't really care about the company.
29:34They're going to say whatever it takes
29:36and do whatever it takes,
29:37so that way they can get their calls in
29:39and change and morph the companies,
29:41so that way the employees can become numbers
29:44and not people.
29:45These employees are people.
29:48All right, all right.
29:50I talked to my lawyer, and we are in the clear.
29:53Everything is good.
29:54Yeah.
29:54Yeah.
29:56Excellent.
29:57What do we do now, Doug?
29:58Actually, I've got a couple of things I'd like to take care of.
30:01Anthony, come on up and take a seat.
30:05All right, listen.
30:05I just want to say it was not easy doing what Anthony did.
30:10To run into that room and stop that deal,
30:13I mean, that took guts.
30:15You were like David going after Goliath, man.
30:19This guy slew that giant.
30:23Yes, yes.
30:25Seriously.
30:26That's exactly what it was like, you know?
30:29And I'm going to tell you something.
30:30You stopped that deal,
30:32even though you had nothing to gain from it,
30:34but you stopped it because you felt that it was the right thing to do for these people.
30:40Huh?
30:41No.
30:42Without any regard for yourself, you came in, you did it.
30:46At the end of the day, the soul of a company isn't about productivity and profit.
30:51It's about the people who make that company.
30:54Now, you came in as a temp,
30:57and here we are at the end of the retreat,
30:59and you are part of a family.
31:02And you will always be family to us.
31:07Always.
31:07Of course.
31:09The truth is that we have actually hoped
31:12that you would bust through that room and stop that deal
31:14since the very first minute you showed up at Rockin' Grandma's.
31:18Really?
31:19I told you that this was my last company retreat.
31:22Yeah.
31:23What I didn't tell you was that this was also my first company retreat.
31:29because I'm not actually the CEO of Rockin' Grandma's
31:34because Rockin' Grandma's is not a real company.
31:36Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
31:37Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, hold on.
31:40Anthony, y'all about to mess my brain.
31:41See you now.
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