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00:00:44Good evening and welcome to the Great Indian Cuphead Show.

00:00:53Welcome, welcome, welcome.

00:00:56Welcome, welcome, welcome.

00:00:58Two seasons of man's hit, four seasons you get out of.

00:01:05Have you seen the four seasons?

00:01:07Have you seen the four seasons of the beach in the night?

00:01:11Have you seen the half-half seasons of this?

00:01:14Look, you said, what would you do with your four?

00:01:20The four you were sitting behind the beach, you took the four.

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00:25:53Goli uncle Ranjit sir, Danny, Danny son, they're all very fit, very fit people who are physically,

00:26:03genetically, like Yusuf Saad. He was a very strong man. So I remember when he'd come home,

00:26:12I think he must have been 74, 75. He was sitting at home with dad and then we went to

00:26:18drop him down.

00:26:19So the first, the eight steps and then eight steps with the first low, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut,

00:26:25cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.

00:26:27That means that age is over. Just walk down.

00:26:30And me and Arbaaz looked at each other.

00:26:33What happened?

00:26:35I noticed Salmane. Salmane.

00:26:38How many friends of age of age of age of age of age of age of age of age of

00:26:43age of age of age,

00:26:44It's different from different things.

00:26:46Some of your friends who want to know about you.

00:26:49Some of them are like,

00:26:51let's go, Salman bro.

00:26:52We're going to go.

00:26:53We're going to go.

00:26:54We're going to go.

00:26:56We're going to go.

00:26:58So, when the night was going.

00:27:0410-15 years ago.

00:27:06We're going to go.

00:27:09You're going to go.

00:27:11Now,

00:27:13we're going to go out.

00:27:15We're going to go out.

00:27:16We're going to go out.

00:27:17We're going to go out.

00:27:20We're going to go out.

00:27:20So true.

00:27:23Who's your friend?

00:27:25Who knows all your friends?

00:27:27No.

00:27:30That's why they have friends.

00:27:35They have to make friends.

00:27:36They have to get a CCEEOO

00:27:39They have to get friends.

00:27:42You're a friend?

00:27:43Who feels that you are?

00:27:44Who feels that you have to tell this story?

00:27:47The one who is the one who is our friend.

00:27:49This is our friend.

00:27:50It's our friend.

00:27:51It's a petrol pump.

00:27:53It's a modeling agency.

00:28:17Yes, Nadeem Kovishy.

00:28:24The first thing I want to start, I will first share it with Nadeem and then I will do just

00:28:31the opposite.

00:28:54There is a doctor, Dr. Sandeep.

00:28:56Yes.

00:28:57He is a great doctor. He is a heart specialist.

00:29:00He has liver, kidney.

00:29:02Everyone has a knowledge.

00:29:04He has a research from Covid.

00:29:11Actually, he is a gynec.

00:29:13He is a doctor.

00:29:19He is also the three sons of our school.

00:29:21Nadeem.

00:29:23I.

00:29:24So, he could make a girlfriend very difficult.

00:29:29Ok.

00:29:33Then they thought that the mind was good.

00:29:37The good was intelligent.

00:29:39They thought that the best is to become a guy.

00:29:44Oh my god.

00:29:46The problem was when they decided to get married.

00:29:51And they worked with us.

00:29:54Being human.

00:29:56So you do always with me, my father.

00:30:01If you know who he is, then watch my father's video

00:30:04which is the man behind my father's.

00:30:07That's the same.

00:30:12This is fun.

00:30:15Sandeep is kidding.

00:30:16He's a really good Gainet.

00:30:19How would you know?

00:30:24I know.

00:30:27I know.

00:30:29I know.

00:30:30I'm sure you know.

00:30:35That's the same.

00:30:37There are some fans who sit down at Salman's house.

00:30:40I want to show you a video.

00:30:42There are some people around the galaxy.

00:30:44Show me.

00:30:51Oh, oh, oh.

00:30:54Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

00:31:00oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

00:31:02oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

00:31:02oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:31:03I don't know.

00:31:04I'm going to get to the party.

00:31:06I'm going to get out of the party for shooting.

00:31:10I'm going to get to the party for a year.

00:31:13I'm not going to get to the party.

00:31:14I'm going to get to the party.

00:31:17Where are you?

00:31:18The Great Indian Cupel Show.

00:31:19Where?

00:31:20Film City.

00:31:22If you're in Film City, what are you going to see here?

00:31:26The party.

00:31:28Do you have a party?

00:31:30No.

00:31:32I'm going to get to the party.

00:31:35Get out!

00:31:41Go, go, go.

00:31:42Go, go, Film City.

00:31:44Film City, go.

00:31:45Oh, God.

00:31:46Go, Film City.

00:31:48Film City, Film City.

00:31:50Film City, Film City.

00:31:56Where are Salman Khan?

00:31:57There.

00:31:57What?

00:32:01Oh, Salman Khan!

00:32:08One minute, one minute.

00:32:13From here.

00:32:16This is a place.

00:32:17Go from here.

00:32:19Go, go, go.

00:32:33Come on! Come on, boys!

00:32:37Come on! Come on!

00:32:44Come on! Come on!

00:32:44Come on, boys!

00:32:45Come on!

00:32:50Come on!

00:32:59There's no need to come!

00:33:01Why are they coming?

00:33:02Why are you coming?

00:33:02This is a prank!

00:33:04I'm talking about Salman's gentleman.

00:33:05Why are you talking about this?

00:33:07It's a prank!

00:33:09I've got a bikini twice.

00:33:11I'll be right back.

00:33:16Come on!

00:33:19You're right?

00:33:20Yes.

00:33:24Yes.

00:33:25When is your time to be your time?

00:33:26Good time, I got a

00:33:29I need to go

00:33:31I need to go

00:33:32I need to do it

00:33:36I don't know

00:33:38I don't know

00:33:39I was coming to your house

00:33:41I was doing hello

00:33:43How will you know how will you know?

00:33:45Many people do like this

00:33:46I do like this

00:33:49I don't know

00:33:52But I don't know

00:33:54I don't know

00:33:54How do you say this?

00:33:56If you don't have a heroine

00:33:58I don't have a heroine

00:34:00I don't know

00:34:04Yes

00:34:06That's our heroine

00:34:10Look at the heroine

00:34:11Look at the heroine

00:34:12Look at Sanduji

00:34:13How are you?

00:34:20How are you?

00:34:21Who are you talking about?

00:34:21I don't have auni

00:34:22Bicep

00:34:23Yeah

00:34:27No

00:34:27Mike

00:34:27His name is so great

00:34:28Ain't it?

00:34:31I've 85

00:34:33My hair style

00:34:35I bunch

00:34:37Put up

00:34:37Lukati

00:34:38He gonna

00:34:39Look!

00:34:40Is it a

00:34:41Oh

00:34:4443

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00:34:5048

00:34:5100

00:34:51NIRJALA?

00:34:55NIRJALA, SADDUJI, ARAI?

00:35:00Eek minnit, phone a la hai.

00:35:04Aare, Pardhanji phone ka raha hai.

00:35:07Eek minnit le le ti hoon.

00:35:11Ello, bholi?

00:35:13Kya jala hai?

00:35:16Chonk be aho jala.

00:35:18Doodh chale bhi khaaenge.

00:35:21Eek, Pardhanji pe nahi a sakti.

00:35:23Abhi...

00:35:24Thoda dheere baat ki jiye, ji ji so rahi hai.

00:35:28Ji ji ji, hain?

00:35:29Pardhanji so rahi hai.

00:35:35Ji ji...

00:35:37Ji ji aai, a dinosaur ke bachche nahi aai.

00:35:47Dinosaur.

00:35:48Rakti hoon hai, ji ji so rahi.

00:35:50Haan.

00:35:51Haan.

00:35:52Karne ke aai hai aap yahan?

00:35:53Aare, mein to basi mithai baarne aai thi.

00:35:56Kis baat ki mithai?

00:35:57Pardhanji ne mujhe...

00:35:59Eek nanna saa, piyara saa mehman gift kiya hai.

00:36:02Kaisi...

00:36:03Bisharmo mali paathe karri hoon?

00:36:04Bisharmo kya?

00:36:05Bacchele mein kya bisharmi hai?

00:36:06Bacchele bachra diya hai, Pardhanji.

00:36:08Bacchele bachra diya hai.

00:36:08Hoa aata hai...

00:36:09Hoa aata hai...

00:36:10Pallu pakar leeta hai moon mein.

00:36:12Hoa aatao bachra diya hai.

00:36:13Bacchele hai nahi, Pardhanji.

00:36:16Bacchele hai nahi, Pardhanji.

00:36:17Acha...

00:36:18Acha...

00:36:19Acha...

00:36:20Acha...

00:36:22Acha...

00:36:30Acha...

00:36:34Acha...

00:36:43Acha...

00:36:44Acha...

00:36:51Acha...

00:36:52Acha...

00:36:53Acha...

00:36:54Acha...

00:36:56Acha...

00:36:57Acha...

00:36:58Acha...

00:36:59Acha...

00:37:00Acha...

00:37:00Do you know anything?

00:37:01Oh, look.

00:37:02Pardhan's mouth and the baby's mouth is asked.

00:37:04Yeah.

00:37:06Or the baby's mouth is two singhs.

00:37:07Pardhan's singh.

00:37:08Yep.

00:37:14Pardhan's singh is how did her singh singh?

00:37:15Pardhan's singh is his name, Panah singh.

00:37:19Okay, Panah singh.

00:37:20Name is not her singh.

00:37:21Pana singh.

00:37:23I said, don't you name her name.

00:37:27She's got a phone.

00:37:28She's got a phone.

00:37:34She's got a phone call.

00:37:41Polly, where are you?

00:37:46Who is your son?

00:37:48Who is your son?

00:37:50You are your son.

00:37:52You are saying how are you with your son.

00:37:53Tell me about it.

00:37:55Your son.

00:37:56Oh, no.

00:37:57Dede, Dede.

00:37:58She's asleep.

00:37:59Dede, Dede, Dede, he's asleep.

00:38:00Dede, his name is who?

00:38:04Yes.

00:38:04Ah, Dede.

00:38:05It's asleep.

00:38:05Career thoughts are you asleep.

00:38:08Ah, Dede is asleep.

00:38:10Yeah.

00:38:11Dede is asleep.

00:38:13Hey, follow me.

00:38:14Dede is asleep.

00:38:15Oh, look.

00:38:24I said that?

00:38:26Yes.

00:38:27This is what you're doing in your camera.

00:38:32Where did Salman Khan?

00:38:34Okay, that's it.

00:38:35I put it on Netflix.

00:38:40I'm watching it.

00:38:41I'm watching it.

00:38:42I'm watching it.

00:38:46I'm just taking it to him.

00:38:54Let me show you.

00:39:00Look at the Shikandar.

00:39:03Why are you doing this?

00:39:05Yes.

00:39:06I'm just singing.

00:39:08I'm not Shikandar.

00:39:11Shikandar, Shikandar, Shikandar.

00:39:14Shikandar, Shikandar, Shikandar.

00:39:18Who is sitting in the bed?

00:39:20Who is sitting in the bed?

00:39:22In the bed.

00:39:24It's on Netflix.

00:39:26The other program.

00:39:27The Great Indian People Show.

00:39:28It's going.

00:39:31It's going.

00:39:32It's going.

00:39:33It's going.

00:39:35It's going.

00:39:36It's going.

00:39:37I'm keeping it right now.

00:39:40Okay.

00:39:41Can you change the channel?

00:39:46Look.

00:39:46I'm standing here.

00:39:47My name is Archina Ji.

00:39:49And I'm sitting there with a king.

00:39:51No.

00:39:51I'm not a king.

00:39:54This is a sports channel.

00:40:00I'm keeping it right now.

00:40:03I'm keeping it right now.

00:40:03Okay.

00:40:04Enjoy this.

00:40:05Okay.

00:40:06I'm waiting.

00:40:07I'm coming.

00:40:08I'm going to do this.

00:40:10I'm waiting.

00:40:10I'm coming soon.

00:40:11I'm coming soon.

00:40:12I'm coming.

00:40:13I'm coming.

00:40:13He's made it.

00:40:14Okay.

00:40:17Okay.

00:40:18I'll do it, Karman.

00:40:19Bye-bye, ma'am.

00:40:20Come on, come on.

00:40:29The look that you take in the film's style is so popular.

00:40:34People copy it.

00:40:35People are fans.

00:40:37Is there any look that you took in a film?

00:40:39This is your name.

00:40:43It was actually inspired by Abdul Kalam.

00:40:46Oh, wow.

00:40:48Wow.

00:40:51At that time, Rahul Roy was the same hairstyle.

00:40:55Yes.

00:40:57I thought he was a small town hero.

00:41:01He always had a long hair.

00:41:03You can see yesterday's heroes.

00:41:05They were all long hair.

00:41:06Correct.

00:41:07He came from there.

00:41:08You have a lot of fans.

00:41:11Who are your style?

00:41:14Who would you like to meet with?

00:41:15I'd like to invite you.

00:41:17Please, Zoev, Saeed, Isaac, Sutari, Sidhant Kharnah and their friends.

00:41:21Great man.

00:41:33That's great.

00:41:36Let's get here!

00:41:39How are you?

00:41:41Wow.

00:41:45Here, Who am I about you.

00:41:46And let's get here.

00:41:50Yeah...

00:41:51Do you remember your three looks? Which one of the films are you?

00:41:55This is when I'm growing up and growing up and growing up.

00:41:58I can see this like this.

00:42:00Yeah.

00:42:01This is your name.

00:42:03Your name?

00:42:07It's good to see you.

00:42:10There's no difference between Sikander.

00:42:11There's no difference between Sikander and Sikander.

00:42:19You're saying something.

00:42:22If you don't have a difference between Sikander and Sikander,

00:42:25then what would you say to me?

00:42:31I know that you're doing shows in Sikander and Sikander.

00:42:35Yes, sir.

00:42:36So, Sikander and Sikander and Sikander?

00:42:38There's no difference between Sikander and Sikander and Sikander.

00:42:39Listen to me.

00:42:40Some people are behind me.

00:42:43Be safe.

00:42:47They love their name.

00:42:52So, they're free.

00:42:59Come on go.

00:43:01Take your hand and get your name.

00:43:01Take your hand and get your hand and get your hand and get your hand.

00:43:03Take your hand and get your hand and get your hand and get your hand.

00:43:03Wow.

00:43:05What was that?

00:43:06I thought that in Salman Bhai's award,

00:43:09in the Altaaf Raja's voice, what you said.

00:43:14Yes, sir.

00:43:17Once I committed to commitment,

00:43:20I don't listen to myself.

00:43:25Okay, so you made the Adhar kaart,

00:43:26what do you mean, original style of Salman Bhai's look?

00:43:30Adhar kaart is my look.

00:43:31I stopped at the airport.

00:43:32I stopped at the airport, checking.

00:43:34This is Salman Sahib's photo.

00:43:37So my mom was standing behind me.

00:43:39I said, I'm Azhapurga, Salman Ghanai.

00:43:43I remember from the photo,

00:43:44I didn't get married many times, sir.

00:43:47Then I sent this photo in the get-up.

00:43:50I thought that I would marry Salman Ghai.

00:43:53Oh, gosh.

00:43:54And today, I got married.

00:43:56My mom is a father.

00:43:57Oh, gosh.

00:44:01Oh, gosh.

00:44:02And I have four children.

00:44:03Oh, gosh.

00:44:12Oh, gosh.

00:44:16Oh, gosh.

00:44:17Oh, gosh.

00:44:18Oh, gosh.

00:44:19Oh, gosh.

00:44:20Oh, gosh.

00:44:21Oh, gosh.

00:44:26Thank you very much.

00:45:01I don't think I'll have to do that.

00:45:03I'm just watching, I'm watching.

00:45:08I've seen one of you,

00:45:09Shadok brother, and you three of them,

00:45:11Shadok brother and Salman brother.

00:45:13I just wanted to hear the dialogue.

00:45:18I never thought of it,

00:45:21that I would have thought

00:45:22that you will have to be such and so much

00:45:23You will be able to do this.

00:45:25That's how it feels.

00:45:26Today, Devgane, you have come to the blood.

00:45:33You have a big surprise, man.

00:45:36Thank you, thank you.

00:45:37Thank you, brother.

00:45:38Thank you for coming to the show.

00:45:53We told our audience that our family will grow up.

00:45:58And we will invite a super fan here.

00:46:00All of us know that Salman himself makes a great painting.

00:46:03So, brother, you are a painter,

00:46:05who does not paint with hands, nor does he do.

00:46:08He does.

00:46:10That's his talent.

00:46:12That's when he comes to the Munch.

00:46:14So, after all, please welcome Saurav Vijay Patel.

00:46:31Hello, hello, Saurav. Welcome, welcome.

00:46:35Saurav, you are very happy.

00:46:36What kind of painting will you show today?

00:46:39After doing it, we will do it.

00:46:41After doing it?

00:46:41Okay.

00:46:42Please.

00:46:44Chakade, Pate.

00:46:49We have to see.

00:46:51How will you do painting?

00:47:03We have to get our puppies!

00:47:14Oh, wow!

00:47:15Oh, wow!

00:47:17Oh!

00:47:20Oh.

00:48:02Amazing. Amazing, actually.

00:48:06Bro, you are amazing.

00:48:09Oh, man.

00:48:16Bro, look at your picture.

00:48:18Let me sign you.

00:48:49Sign me now.

00:48:49Thank you, Bro.

00:49:01Guru,

00:49:03when we make a century,

00:49:05we are standing and performing it.

00:49:07What you have done,

00:49:09you are standing and standing.

00:49:10I am saying what you are saying.

00:49:12Really?

00:49:13You have done amazingly well.

00:49:15Amazing.

00:49:16Amazing.

00:49:17I mean, without anyone's face,

00:49:19you have done amazing.

00:49:20Really?

00:49:23Thank you, Bro.

00:49:24You are amazing.

00:49:34You know, Salman,

00:49:36when I started the film,

00:49:37I think it's 36 years.

00:49:40They were the stars.

00:49:41They are now super stars in 202.

00:49:43Wherever you go,

00:49:45you always go with a superstar.

00:49:46Of course, you go with them.

00:49:47And you know, in the news, there is also such a tiger in Dubai.

00:49:54Tiger went to Bandra-Kurla Complex.

00:49:57But there is also a soft man in the tiger,

00:50:01who knows about you.

00:50:03You know, you can help as much as possible.

00:50:07He's a soft man.

00:50:09He hasn't seen you publicly?

00:50:12Why?

00:50:13No, he hasn't seen you in the same way.

00:50:14No, but sometimes you are very emotional.

00:50:18And you will also be emotional when you look at someone or anything.

00:50:22But he hasn't intentionally given you to come out.

00:50:24They are all emotional, but you know, with their friends and family.

00:50:30Right.

00:50:31Just like there is a charitable trust,

00:50:34if you can jump in there, they can do it.

00:50:36So what's the softness in there?

00:50:41I mean, it's everyone's duty.

00:50:42You know, it was a normal thing before.

00:50:45Paji.

00:50:46That he gave someone food.

00:50:48He gave someone to help them.

00:50:50That he gave someone's support.

00:50:51That he gave someone to help them.

00:50:53That he gave someone the money.

00:50:57That he gave someone to help them.

00:51:05That he gave someone to help them.

00:51:12It's all humanitarian things.

00:51:12That's it.

00:51:14That's it.

00:51:15When I see you, I've never seen it.

00:51:18And when your father's last time came, they said that the doors are open.

00:51:21Someone came to eat food.

00:51:23That's it, sir.

00:51:25Who is the king?

00:51:26You will have a lot of people.

00:51:28But this is a very small amount of people.

00:51:31It's a shame.

00:51:32It's a shame.

00:51:33It's a shame.

00:51:35It's a shame.

00:51:35One of the disciples said that,

00:51:37you know, don't do it.

00:51:39Left hand didn't know what to do.

00:51:41Right hand didn't do it.

00:51:43I said, let's do it.

00:51:47Publicity.

00:51:49At least you can do something.

00:51:51Yes.

00:51:53Yes.

00:51:54It's a time that you can do so much and show yourself.

00:52:00It's a publicity.

00:52:01Yes.

00:52:01So, do it.

00:52:02But do it a little.

00:52:04After that, you want to show yourself.

00:52:06Absolutely.

00:52:06This is for Khan's sake.

00:52:08It's not just to give up the food.

00:52:11It's to give up the food to some food,

00:52:14give up the food to some food,

00:52:15give up the food to some food,

00:52:17give up the food to some food,

00:52:17give up the food to some food.

00:52:18That's it.

00:52:19That's it.

00:52:21Wow.

00:52:22Brother,

00:52:23it's so much love,

00:52:24it's so many years,

00:52:26we've seen the benefits of Salman Khan to be here.

00:52:27We've seen the benefits of Salman Khan,

00:52:27we've seen them all.

00:52:28There is also a violation of Salman Khan's sake,

00:52:30there is a violation of Salman Khan,

00:52:31if there is a violation of Salman Khan.

00:52:31You must know that.

00:52:35There is a violation of Salman Khan here.

00:52:37There is no violation of Salman Khan.

00:52:44If you consider this as a violation.

00:52:47No violation of Salman Khan's sake,

00:52:48it will be taken out.

00:52:55I rather prefer this, as it is, I go outside, shooting, airport, airport, hotel, hotel, shooting,

00:53:09shooting, hotel, airport, this airport, home, home, studio, home. So this has been my life since the last 30-35

00:53:21years.

00:53:46So I have not sacrificed anything.

00:53:49And what do people go outside?

00:53:52Now people say, let's go for dinner.

00:53:54Sir, I don't understand my dinner, sir, candlelight dinner.

00:53:57I'm going to sleep.

00:54:00So I don't like that.

00:54:02Selfies are coming.

00:54:03You are eating food.

00:54:04There are pictures.

00:54:07There are sisters and friends.

00:54:10There are pictures from below.

00:54:12So why to indulge in all these things?

00:54:16So I believe that.

00:54:17But this is who I am.

00:54:21One of the things that someone's condition is bad.

00:54:24They can't go to the hospital.

00:54:27Then they look at the timing.

00:54:29Because the rest of the people are there.

00:54:32And Salman Khan walking in.

00:54:33And then their families are fighting life and death.

00:54:38Then they see and their mindset changes.

00:54:42Then they see.

00:54:43Then their mindset changes.

00:54:43Then they go to the temple or the mosque.

00:54:44They have to go to the temple or the temple.

00:54:46They have to go to the temple.

00:54:49So these things get difficult.

00:54:51Even the people are in the temple.

00:54:53You are living with so many people and people are living with the people.

00:54:55People are relaxing.

00:54:56Now I have seen you all about the people outside of the house.

00:55:00There are so many people outside of the house.

00:55:01The security in the house is so much.

00:55:01Salman Khan is in the bathroom.

00:55:03The security is coming.

00:55:04No, it's not the way I am.

00:55:05That's not the way.

00:55:06That's not the way.

00:55:07Do you know how to make up and make up in disguise and take a motorcycle somewhere?

00:55:12No sir, there is no benefit.

00:55:14I had reached a lot of years ago.

00:55:18So as Durban opened the gate,

00:55:20he said,

00:55:21Salman, do you want to get up?

00:55:23Which picture is?

00:55:26Really?

00:55:29That's what I thought.

00:55:31Actually, it looks like a popular gulati.

00:55:33Come here, mate.

00:56:18I now did,

00:56:19and I went to Oderban's.

00:56:23I won't be able to let it on.

00:56:24Are you back there?

00:56:24You were back there?

00:56:28Do you want the fillers to the们 like this?

00:56:36Oh

00:57:05Oh, my God.

00:57:44I think we should avoid it today.

00:57:49I'm not going to do anything.

00:57:51You, right? You're not going to do anything.

00:57:52It's my problem.

00:57:58I'm not going to do anything.

00:57:58Then, you'll say 70 minutes.

00:57:59No, no, no, no.

00:58:02If you perform with your true heart,

00:58:06then the whole world will hurt you.

00:58:11I'm telling you,

00:58:12I'm not going to do anything.

00:58:18I'm not going to do anything.

00:58:19I'm not going to do anything.

00:58:22OK.

00:58:23OK.

00:58:24Sorry.

00:58:25Sorry.

00:58:25Yes, sorry.

00:58:27Sorry is a good idea.

00:58:31I think we should go for that.

00:58:33No, no, no.

00:58:34No.

00:58:36No.

00:58:37No.

00:58:41No.

00:58:43No.

00:58:46No.

00:58:47No.

00:58:49No.

00:58:50No.

00:59:00No.

00:59:01No.

00:59:03No.

00:59:10I'm sorry.

00:59:12I'm sorry.

00:59:17It's all good.

00:59:20Well you're sorry.

00:59:21Sorry, say it.

00:59:22Because they have to kill the Sharaok brother's marriage.

00:59:30What's this?

00:59:34Sorry.

00:59:37How's this?

00:59:40You know my brother, it's over.

00:59:46Salmanji.

00:59:47Oh

00:59:49It's just marketer

00:59:50Oh

00:59:52And

00:59:53Oh

00:59:54Oh

00:59:59It's not time

01:00:00Oh

01:00:01Okay

01:00:08Mom

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The Great Indian Kapil Show - Season 3 - Episode 01: Being Salman

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