00:14Kelly went out with Brad over summer. No wonder she's number one.
00:18Brad, the football god. He's so hot, but Connor's more my type.
00:25Okay, let's find us.
00:36Great. We're dead last. Again.
00:48Aw, sorry honey. No spot in the hallway for the dead last loser.
00:57Forget it. Let's hurry. Game's starting soon.
01:13Let's go!
01:15Let's go!
01:17Let's go!
01:19Let's go!
01:20Let's go!
01:22The Eagles, let's go!
01:23Let's go, Eagles!
01:28Brad, stop showing off! Catch it!
01:30Relax. I got you.
01:36Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad!
01:39Run! Tessa, did you see that?
01:42Connor Vaughn and Brad Dawson, the two hottest guys at school.
01:45Uh-huh.
01:46Dating either one of them is basically a one-way ticket to popular queen.
01:52Yeah, that's why half of the students are failing their SATs.
01:56I mean, this sounds like a rock concert, not a high school football game.
02:00Touchdown!
02:01Woo!
02:02Yes!
02:04Woo!
02:12Woo!
02:14Woo!
02:16Woo!
02:17Woo!
02:18Woo!
02:19Woo!
02:19Woo!
02:24Uh-uh-uh!
02:25No, I, uh...
02:27Damn! The-this is so awkward!
02:39No, I don't have time for this.
02:54Connor should be more like Brad.
02:56The crowd loves him and he loves them right back.
02:59Well, he's a narcissist.
03:00I mean, he thinks he's better than everyone.
03:02Come on, let's go.
03:11Oh, look.
03:12The creepy crawlies are out.
03:14Dreaming about guys they could never get within their wildest dreams.
03:18As if.
03:24What?
03:27You know, you can't just stand here and be rude and act like you're better than everyone else.
03:32Babe.
03:33Better?
03:34I don't just think I'm better.
03:36I am better.
03:38Didn't you see the rankings?
03:40I'm the popular queen.
03:42And you, you're the undateable nerd.
03:47Penny, it's fine.
03:49They're just being rude.
03:50Let's go.
03:51What did you say?
03:56Oh.
04:01Oh.
04:05Oh.
04:05Oh.
04:07Tessa.
04:08Just because you're a vatic whatever, it doesn't mean anything.
04:11Kaylee rules the school.
04:13Don't you forget it.
04:14You're nothing but a last piece loser.
04:26You know what?
04:28That's it.
04:29I'm sick and tired of this imperial monarchy BS.
04:33What are you going to do?
04:39I'm...
04:40I'm going to change.
04:42Yeah.
04:43I'm going to get to the top of that stupid list.
04:46I'm sick and tired of Kelly's stupid rules.
04:50I'm going to rewrite them.
04:51But what are you going to do?
04:57First is dating one of the boys at the top.
05:02Who's your target?
05:07Which one's your target?
05:09At least not Connor.
05:11No, not Connor.
05:15But bread's sweet to everyone.
05:21That's it.
05:23Brad's my target.
05:24I'm so excited.
05:25So what's your plan?
05:27First step, sexy photo.
05:31Right?
05:32Got it.
05:33Okay, so you take the sexy pic and I'll get Brad's number.
05:36Okay.
05:40Okay, tell me if this is too much.
05:43Yes, it's perfect, it's perfect.
05:45Are you sure?
05:46Yes, yes.
05:46Okay.
05:48Ready?
05:49Yes.
05:51Go.
05:54Oh my God.
05:55Oh my God.
05:55Okay, so I'm gonna play something.
05:56Woo!
05:59One, two, three, four.
06:10Two, three, four, three, four, three.
06:13Two, three, four, three.
06:22One, two, three, two, one.
06:28Mysterious what's next you'll find out if you if you what do I say next I have the highest GPA
06:43and I don't even know how to send a text maybe if you say please
07:07meet in the boys locker room after school
07:09Brad said yes oh my gosh I guess guys aren't as hard as calculus
07:17once I land this date with Brad I'm rewriting Kelly's rules
07:34check this out the girl that's ranked last in the popularity rankings she asked for her number
07:39just gave her some random digits
07:43you know for real though I'm kind of curious how cringe can a straight-up bottom nerd gets
08:06really do have bad eyesight the held you say I said you really do have bad eyesight that's
08:15why in the game there's a perfect past but you didn't see the two defenders coming up
08:19behind you no no no that was an accident okay hey what the hell does that have to do with
08:24this
08:24anyway okay on the field you only see the end zone not the risk and now you're mocking
08:30someone you don't even know because she doesn't fit your shallow fucking beauty standard you're
08:34really gonna start some shit over some nerd have you lost your mind it's not about her
08:39it's the fact that you're talking shit behind some girl's back
08:42it's pathetic
08:50so fucking angry I almost almost peed myself
08:56cheer up Tessa let's not ruin tonight we need to make a good impression
09:15Linda Darlene oh Tessa hi welcome home I'll send you down at any minute
09:35you
09:41oh you know each other already well excellent yeah yeah practically everyone knows Connor
09:53Bond he's like famous at school or something yeah right back at you Tessa you've made quite
10:02the impression at school did he completely get the wrong idea today at the field I think I actually
10:09have a thing for him fantastic I could skip the awkward getting to know each other part
10:15now you're not just only friends classmates you're family isn't that fun
10:25what she's my stepsister
10:30Tessa
10:31Linda was telling me how well you're doing in school maybe you can help Connor with his grades
10:37what
10:39and uh make sure you keep him off the football field
10:42his last major injury landed him in the ICU
10:45okay dad no one needs to know all that that was forever ago
10:50of course
10:51think of it as a supervision
10:59we're not seriously agreeing to that are we
11:08yes Mr. Vaughn I will take great care of my new stepbrother
11:29oh my god there's no way people know about my day with Brown already
11:40we heard the good news congratulations Tessa
11:43uh huh but but I haven't even done anything yet
11:47no silly the entire school voted and you're officially the undateable nerd queen of our school
11:56wait what what stop what are you guys doing stop let go
12:03here's your royal necklace your majesty
12:06oh my god
12:08oh my god
12:10long may she reign
12:12that's probably the coolest you will ever get to the things
12:15enjoy it while it lasts
12:16okay that's not true okay you know what I actually have a date with Brad Dawson
12:23oh my god is this virgin nerd really telling the truth
12:36since when did Brad go for off the rack
12:43again
12:44you
12:45how's Booking
12:46and out
12:46help me
12:51Brad Jonah
12:52Brad was in way better shape then I thought
12:54I thought I loved you
12:59you
13:08thought I was fine
13:08Are you stalking me?
13:11What? No, no!
13:13What are you talking about?
13:19Pretending you're trying to keep an eye on me?
13:20Yeah, you sent me this sexy seductive photo?
13:23What game are you trying to play?
13:26No, no, no, I sent that to Brad.
13:30Why the hell is that on your phone?
13:44Where's Brad?
13:46I don't see him anywhere.
13:48Did you get scared by the stamps of your V-card?
13:53I see.
13:55You and Kelly are trying to set me up, aren't you?
14:08Oh my god.
14:10Oh my god.
14:11They're like everywhere.
14:13No way.
14:14Oh my god.
14:15Oh my god.
14:18Oh my god.
14:20No, no, no, no. This can't be happening.
14:22Hey, Queen. I'm a huge fan of your work.
14:27I'm dateable nerd queen.
14:30I'm dateable nerd queen.
14:32I'm dateable nerd queen.
14:35You did this, you jerk.
14:39Connor Vaughn, I hate you!
14:46Looking for this?
14:57What's it gonna take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:05Leave you alone?
15:09You're the one that exposed me and tried to humiliate me in front of the whole school by showing everyone
15:15my picture.
15:16You asshole.
15:18What are you talking about?
15:24I don't know what you've heard about me, but I would never leak someone's photos.
15:30Okay. Thanks.
15:33You still didn't answer my question.
15:35What's it gonna take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:43You know Brad Dawson?
15:45You know Brad Dawson?
15:45The guy on your team?
15:46The guy on your team?
15:50The narcissistic pretty boy?
15:52Yeah, unfortunately I do.
15:54Good.
15:55Now we can talk.
15:58Let's make a deal.
15:59I will cover your training and you have to help me get with Brad.
16:05What's in it for me?
16:06When you play football, I'll be your perfect alibi.
16:10Deal?
16:14Deal.
16:14No.
16:20Operation Underd is a go.
16:23I already studied all the techniques, so I'm a pro.
16:29What the hell is that?
16:30Head tilt, breathing techniques, and...
16:37Okay. First things first.
17:02Better.
17:03I can't go to school like this, though.
17:06If you wanna attract someone as shallow as Brad, you gotta dress like it.
17:17Look at your eyes.
17:20Not bad.
17:27Uh, let's look at the next step.
17:30Why don't we...
17:32Go to...
17:36I've never felt a guy like this.
17:39He's...
17:40Solid.
17:41What?
17:43What are you doing?
17:46Your heart race to the roof, Professor.
17:49If you can't even handle touching someone,
17:51how do you plan on kissing someone?
17:55I was just...
17:58A rookie like you won't last a second with Brad.
18:05Show you a lesson I can teach you.
18:07Yeah.
18:08Oh my God, but...
18:09Is he going to...
18:11Kiss me?
18:13Oh my God, but is he going to...
18:14You can't, really.
18:14I can't let you go.
18:15See you later.
18:16Bye.
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