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00:02We'll be back.
00:36We've got Bob Mortimer's Joker coming up.
00:39I am so delighted I'm not in that room for this.
00:43We can just enjoy it.
00:44This could be a problem for people.
00:46He could do anything. I fear him.
00:49Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome on stage Mr Graham Lester.
00:54Not ready for this at all.
01:10My name's Graham Lester, ladies and gentlemen.
01:13It's your privilege to be entertained by me this afternoon.
01:16I know doctors, dentists, architects are recently parked in the same park and ride as an anaesthetist.
01:26We're not fucking about here. Do you understand?
01:38Oh no. Don't own goal it, Bob.
01:48It's just loud.
01:53You got a problem, son?
01:56You got a problem, son?
01:57No, absolutely not, no.
01:58Yeah, you got a face like a Dalek's penis.
02:01You don't mind me saying.
02:05I'll have you know, my next door neighbour, but one, yeah, has access to agricultural poisons.
02:16Behave yourself.
02:19I'd like to present for your entertainment an item that I'm calling lard for laughs.
02:26I'll extract two laughs from lard by forcing the lard through the face of Mr Jimmy Carr.
02:37I feel weirdly honoured.
02:41Do you have a problem, son?
02:44No.
02:47Maybe I do.
02:53Oh no.
02:59I will force the lard through Jimmy Carr's face whilst extending the pronunciation of the vowel A.
03:07It's two laughs.
03:31Look at David.
03:35Le A-R-D.
03:41Lard for laughs, ladies and gentlemen.
03:45Oh, Mel's face.
03:46Secondly, for your entertainment, I would like to tell you about a very unusual incident that occurred at Costco in
03:53Croydon.
03:54I was there with my pet seagull, Ruth, shopping for apricots.
04:03We wanted a big catering-sized tin.
04:06We wanted a big catering-sized tin.
04:06Why wouldn't we?
04:07Why wouldn't we want catering sauce?
04:09We love our apricots.
04:12I have a keyboard behind here.
04:14I have a keyboard behind here.
04:14It's powered by success, represented by the trophy, obviously.
04:17And nourishment, represented by the mango.
04:22The mango.
04:23The mango.
04:26The mango.
04:52Well, it's 20 feet high.
04:55Let's have some music as they tell you what then occurred.
05:01so i clambered up on some crates of sunny delight and some warsaw packed
05:10cases of powdered milk as i clambered up to the top shelf with ruth on my shoulder
05:17i reached up to the tin of apricots and sadly fell and this song illustrates what occurred
05:24during that fall mangoes oh my god
05:48no no do you get me do you get me
06:04thank you ladies and gentlemen i hope you've been entertained
06:18tricky times guys tricky times very very tricky i think for me the moment when a the frankfurter
06:24came out of the seagull's mouth coming out of the seagull's mouth that was very difficult
06:29who was it okay that was definitely a laugh
06:35i'm okay who knows someone's gone bob bobbage
06:41oh yeah hey well thanks for watching guys that was superb
06:47bob that was a ruddy privilege well i mean of course bob took someone out reigning champion
06:52and all doors oh oh oh oh it might be me too it might well be me oh my god
07:01you're sitting
07:02down like a human relax jimmy that looked uh incredibly tough that was insane very difficult
07:09is the card red or yellow well let's take a look oh my god this is so tense i would
07:18like
07:18to tell you about a very unusual incident that occurred at costco in croydon i was there with
07:25my uh pet seagull ruth
07:31not diane okay that's a fair cop oh my god i'm so sorry you've got to come with me oh
07:40my god i can't
07:41hear ken bye bye everyone civan well there diane
07:46doors i mean that was harsh you did very very well
07:49i'm glad it was bob that took me out though yeah that felt pretty special that seems fair
07:53the seagull called ruth that's what did it don't know why ruth is the
07:58funny name for a seagull it's dying morgan everyone oh you
08:03You did so well.
08:05Well done.
08:06How well done.
08:08She did laugh.
08:10Oh, team, five of us left.
08:13I had 20 quid on you to win.
08:15I thought you were just absolutely...
08:17I thought you were absolutely...
08:18Well, my money's on Sam.
08:20Look at him. He's not laughable, isn't he?
08:22In fairness, I don't think Sam understands a lot
08:24of what people are saying.
08:27So it's a red card for Diane, and she's out like...
08:31What's the phrase?
08:31Out like a hot dog from a seagull's mouth.
08:34Yeah, that's it.
08:36You'll notice that Bemi is not here.
08:38Bemi isn't feeling well, so she's left the control room.
08:42Oh, bless her.
08:43I think suppressing laughter
08:45is probably quite hazardous to one's health.
08:49I mean, gutted that I missed the rest of the game,
08:51but I am feeling much better now.
08:53So...
08:53Let's restart the game.
08:56Oh, here we go.
08:59OK.
09:03Maisie, who do you think is going to win?
09:04I think this is Sam's all day. All day.
09:06I mean, Romesh is very, very good at this.
09:09I think it's going to be Mel.
09:11I mean, cos Mel's laughing face is rock solid...
09:14Yeah.
09:15..she can attack, because then she just does that...
09:18Yeah, yeah.
09:19Do you throw down? Do you get into the video games?
09:21What's your relationship with that medium?
09:23It's past, but very strong at one point.
09:26Do you remember when the Resident Evils came out?
09:28Yeah.
09:28I used to do all the Resident Evils.
09:30I once came back from a gig.
09:32Everybody was asleep in the house.
09:34I started playing that.
09:35And then I got so freaked out, I didn't even...
09:37I was too scared to even switch the console off.
09:39I just left the controller on the floor and I went to bed.
09:42They're getting very comfortable with each other in there.
09:44So I'm going to send in the show's intimacy coordinators,
09:47Natasha and Ellie.
09:49Oh!
09:51I used to...
09:51Oh, God.
09:52Bloody hell.
09:53Did anyone else have to enter through a hatch?
09:56We've been there since 10am.
09:58There's a door over there.
09:58I'm sorry, but that's not OK.
10:00Right. OK, can we all get up, please?
10:02I feel sick. I feel physically sick at that.
10:04Could you gather round, please? Thank you.
10:05We're listening and we're focusing. Thank you.
10:07We are intimacy coordinators, yeah.
10:10OK, do you know what that is?
10:11So, intimacy coordinators, we're hired by the show
10:14to come into very toxic work environments,
10:16a little bit like this.
10:17We're here to make sure you're all feeling as safe
10:19and comfortable and respected as possible,
10:21because we all know the TV industry can be a little bit pervy.
10:26Carry on as you are. We're just going to be floating around.
10:29And we're going to pick you off one by one to have a little one-on-one,
10:31just to see that you're all feeling OK.
10:33No, this is bad. This is bad for me.
10:35They're like two of the most talented character performers around.
10:40Romesh, you're leaving now, but we're actually going to start with you,
10:42my darling. You're OK, my love.
10:44I was in a lot of trouble.
10:45I was saying to her when I came in, I'm a giggler.
10:48I giggle non-stop. Yeah.
10:50So I wouldn't last ten seconds in here. No, no, she doesn't.
10:52But at the moment, I'm fine,
10:54because quite a few of my family members died last week.
11:01Sorry to hear about your family.
11:03Thank you so much. You're the first person that said that to me.
11:06Are you a child? Has he got his parent here?
11:07Oh!
11:09They accused me of being a child,
11:11even though I am certainly of age and have even been to nightclubs.
11:17We weren't sure that you might not know what intimacy is.
11:20Do you know what SEX is?
11:23Yeah, I think I do, yeah.
11:24Just to sort of let you know, so the scientific explanation is,
11:28when one organ, one private organ, welcomes the other one within it,
11:31so if it's a man and a woman, the vagina welcomes the penis within it.
11:35If it's two men, the one penis welcomes the other penis within it.
11:40And if it's two women, it's actually more of a pat amongst,
11:43less than a welcoming within.
11:46I'm going to ask you seriously.
11:47You're both quite close, if you don't mind me saying.
11:49Is that OK? That's OK. We want this to feel safe.
11:53So, first things first, Ramesh, and there are no wrong answers.
11:56No, nothing to be ashamed of.
11:57Question number one, first, nice and simple,
11:59would you consider yourself a pervert?
12:07You think about it, what do you think about it?
12:09No, I don't want to just answer straight away.
12:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:11I would not consider myself a pervert, no.
12:14Really? OK.
12:14God, I heard you down as one of the dangerous ones, yeah.
12:16Interesting, OK.
12:18So, on a scale of one to ten, how aroused are you right now?
12:21Like, two?
12:22Good. That's good, that's a good answer.
12:25How about if I do this?
12:30Is that what, is that everything you're doing?
12:32Yeah.
12:33Still two, I'd say.
12:34OK.
12:35Is there any smutty or naughty language or words
12:37you yourself would rather not hear or are offended by?
12:40I don't like a lot of the sort of slang terms for female genitalia, do you know?
12:44OK.
12:45Well, actually, that's interesting because innuendo
12:47is actually OK in the workplace.
12:49It's a fun, safe way of expressing what you think
12:52without being too smutty.
12:54So, for me, I like to describe my area
12:56as the mouth of a screaming seal.
13:01Is he going?
13:05Was that a laugh?
13:06That was a cough.
13:07Genuinely, you weren't covering a laugh with a cough?
13:09Oh, yeah, no.
13:10Do you have to be honest at this point?
13:11I'm honest.
13:13And you could describe your area as, um, I don't know,
13:15cheese baguette?
13:16Wrinkled leather pipe?
13:19Gentleman's factory?
13:20Or dead snake?
13:23Nasty little sword?
13:28I'll leave you with that.
13:30OK.
13:30That was the closest I came to getting a card without getting one.
13:34That was horrific.
13:36Sam, can we have you, please, darling?
13:37Can we have the child here?
13:39Are you OK, darling?
13:40It's a funny way of referring to him.
13:42I must say I noticed that.
13:44Yes, that amused me.
13:46Does your mum know you're here?
13:47Yes.
13:48She does?
13:49Is she OK with that?
13:50Yeah.
13:51OK.
13:51How have you been?
13:52Not good.
13:53Not good.
13:54I've been in that hatch for about, since 10.30.
13:56You've been in the hatch the whole time, though?
13:58Yeah.
13:58It's been incredibly dry.
14:00They've treated us incredibly badly.
14:01The industry is so barbarous.
14:03It is exactly, and that's why we're here.
14:04You know, I just got asked to host Junior Naked Attraction.
14:07No, you can't do that.
14:08That's not OK.
14:09That's not OK.
14:11Oh, my God.
14:13He's going to break them.
14:15So, has anyone in the house smacked you?
14:19Nothing like that has happened to me.
14:21And has Jimmy Carr touched you in any way?
14:24He's touched me by staying on top for, what is it, 40 years in the business?
14:28I love that answer.
14:29I love that answer.
14:30That's touched me.
14:33I love that answer.
14:34David and Mel?
14:35David and Mel, can we borrow you, please?
14:37I like sofa chat.
14:38Oh, I don't think Mel's going to stand up well to this.
14:41So, we've been observing from our little hatch,
14:44quite a lot of sexual tension between you two, my mum.
14:46We thought maybe because you're two both part of double acts,
14:49and you're without your other half,
14:50you've maybe been drawn to each other in a sexual way.
14:54We have had sex three or four times in the locker room.
15:00Was it a closed set?
15:01Locker three, we used Alan's sausage.
15:03Well, that would be used Alan's sausage.
15:05Don't drag me into it.
15:08Because we know it can be a little bit awkward to discuss sexual fantasies.
15:11What's your sexual fantasy?
15:12I'd like to know.
15:13Yeah.
15:14Okay, I don't mind saying this in front of you two.
15:17I don't mind not listening.
15:19Older man, much, much older.
15:22The older, the better, I'd say.
15:23And I'm in a bowling alley, and we're doing everything but,
15:28if you understand what that means.
15:29Mm-hmm.
15:29And when I climax, I shout, STRIKE!
15:34Mm-hmm.
15:35All right, everyone.
15:41Okay, we're just going to wrap up now.
15:43You've done really, really well.
15:45I will say that studies show that one in three people are perverts,
15:48so there is at least one or two of you in here, so good luck.
15:52Can I open up your hatch for you, ladies?
15:54Thank you so much, if you wouldn't mind.
15:56I think you came through here, didn't you?
15:57Yeah, thank you so much.
16:01Lovely to see you.
16:11Sam, come back.
16:21David, can you do Geordie?
16:23Absolutely not.
16:24That is, like, no way.
16:26Howie, give it a gore.
16:28Howie, give it a gore.
16:30I love to come to Geordie with you.
16:32Give it a gore.
16:33Let's gun and dunk the medals for a bob.
16:36Aye.
16:36You're right, you sound like you're speaking in tongues there,
16:40Mel. Oh, I've lost it.
16:41How are they going to get these to laugh?
16:44I don't think anyone's going to go.
16:45Yeah.
16:46Okay, this might help.
16:47I've got a plan.
16:49Mel, they've got...
16:50Oh, hello.
16:52It's the sofa jobs.
16:54Bob, David, you're going to go head to head in a special challenge.
16:58Bob, you're going to be David's career advisor.
17:01You need to get to know him, find out his strengths and weaknesses,
17:04and try and match him to the perfect job.
17:07David, your life is in Bob's hands.
17:09Please, take your places on the stage.
17:12Good luck, guys.
17:13Come on, team, you've got this.
17:15The game will start and end when the bell rings.
17:18You don't mind if I jump on that one?
17:19Come on. Sorry.
17:21Come on, Sam.
17:23How old are you, David?
17:25I'm just 15.
17:26You must be very nervous then, at that age.
17:28I am. I did okay in my GCSEs.
17:31Well, just relax.
17:33Because I'm your friend, trying to...
17:34You're not a careers advisor.
17:37Yeah, but think of me as a friend.
17:40Okay.
17:41You're a stout lad.
17:46Have you ever thought of working down the shit farm?
17:51The shit farm?
17:53The sewage works.
17:54Oh, I see.
17:55Yeah.
17:55Because I'm so fat.
18:00No, because you're stout.
18:02You think I'd be good for the work of a sewage works?
18:05Does it appeal to you in any way whatsoever?
18:08I'd like to work in the creative industries, please.
18:10I'm a careers officer.
18:11I know nothing of the creative industries.
18:16Do you like digging?
18:17Have you ever buried mud?
18:20No.
18:21Is it something that interests you, though?
18:24How would you tell where the buried mud started
18:26and the mud you're burying the mud in ended?
18:32Exactly. It's a job that never ends.
18:34It's a job for life.
18:36When you were young, and your mother or father said,
18:39what would you like to be when you grow up?
18:40What did you say?
18:42I am young.
18:43And I said to them yesterday, I want to work in the creative areas.
18:47And they said, never mind that.
18:49Go and see this careers advisor and try to think of him as a friend.
18:53Would you like to design tight trousers?
19:00Yes, I would, actually.
19:02Ah.
19:03Yeah.
19:04Now we're getting somewhere because, you know,
19:06the uniforms down at the shit farm are getting increasingly tight.
19:13Are they trying to make the shit farmers appear sexier?
19:17A little bit sexier, a little bit futuristic,
19:20but the job's the same and it's a job for life.
19:23So I think this has been a great success.
19:26We'll send you down the shit farm.
19:27Thank you very much.
19:31I mean, a job of the shit farm.
19:35The head to head with David, just talking to David,
19:38it's quite intimidating.
19:40And he pulled me up on the accusation that he was stocky.
19:45He is stocky.
19:46Let's put that on record.
19:48If he was in like a medieval army, he'd have been an archer,
19:52a little stocky archer.
19:54He knows it.
19:56Anyone for dessert?
19:57Something a bit sweet?
19:58What are you offering, Mum?
19:59I've actually made something.
20:02That's nice.
20:03I'll get some dessert.
20:04Absolutely.
20:05I'm really proud of my biscuits.
20:07And actually, I'd forgotten about them.
20:09Because you do, you sort of forget,
20:10oh my God, I've still got something in the locker.
20:13I thought, I've got to get these in subtly.
20:15And I think they did actually believe,
20:17because I just said, oh, anyone fancy something sweet?
20:20Drama school training, which I don't have.
20:23I failed to get into drama school.
20:28It's a little something.
20:29This looks good.
20:30A little sweetie.
20:31It's a nice tin.
20:33They're vegan, there's no nuts or anything like that.
20:36How do you know?
20:36I'm going to try.
20:37Because I made them.
20:38Are these yours?
20:39Yeah, yeah.
20:39Thank you, Mel.
20:40No worries, lovies.
20:41Wait, these are for real.
20:42What do you mean?
20:43I was sure this was a trick.
20:45I think so.
20:48David?
20:49Yeah, those are a bit hairier, aren't they?
20:52Hairier?
20:53Well, sometimes my biscuits can get a bit hairy.
21:01What I'd done was three normals on the top,
21:05then there's a greaseproof paper,
21:06and then we reveal the hairy biscuits.
21:09Quite a lot of hair there.
21:11What?
21:12Mel, why am I eating this?
21:14That is mappy.
21:16Oh, look, they're covered in hair.
21:18This one doesn't look so bad.
21:20No, that's quite hairy.
21:21What do you think?
21:21That one's all right.
21:22Sorry, I think those are fine.
21:23I think this one's OK.
21:25I think I can eat round it.
21:30Rom, hair-free or whiff of a hair?
21:34I get what you were doing with the hairy biscuits,
21:36but then to actually offer people biscuits,
21:38and then we start eating them, and then underneath,
21:41there's a hairy layer.
21:42I didn't know that batch had gone a bit wrong.
21:44I thought Rom was just quite offended by the fact
21:47that he'd eaten a biscuit that was adjacent to a hairy biscuit.
21:51We'll never know where those hairs came from.
21:54Did you know, Romesh,
21:55that Alan Sugar is actually 30% candarell?
22:01Bob, don't do this to me, man.
22:03I'm...
22:03Wait, don't do this, man.
22:06None of them are going to go, are they?
22:07Is Sam ever going to do his joker?
22:10He's not done his joker.
22:11OK, all right, all right.
22:18Hello, last one laughing.
22:20Could you ask Sam to do his joker?
22:22No problem, thank you.
22:24Yes, yes, yes.
22:26Sam, could you do your joker, please?
22:30Hey, guys, get ready.
22:32You're about to see a show.
22:34What the hell could it be?
22:35He might just pull his teeth out through his arsehole.
22:38While Sam's getting ready, I've got a little surprise.
22:42What does that mean?
22:44I don't know.
22:46Romesh, please go to the locker room
22:47and open the utility's cupboard.
22:52Hairy biscuit, Bob.
22:54Do you want one-way hairy biscuits or not?
22:57I did quite like the look of them, actually.
23:06Oh, hi, Romesh.
23:09No, no, no, come back, come back.
23:12Can Romesh come to the utility's locker and then I do that?
23:16And then this is Jimmy Carr glory hole looking at me.
23:18Look, your manager won't let me anywhere near you, Bob.
23:21I want to pitch you some ideas for shows.
23:23Like, you know how you're always doing shows with your mum, right?
23:26I just thought it would be cool if you did a show with my mum.
23:29It's just you sort of travelling around with an urn.
23:35I've got another great idea.
23:36Jimmy and Romesh's cannon fodder.
23:39We travel around Britain, but everywhere we go,
23:42we're fired from a cannon.
23:50I thought about Jimmy and Romesh's naked attraction.
23:55We take off our clothes and see if we're attracted to each other.
24:02Oh!
24:04Oh!
24:05Oh!
24:08Oh!
24:08Oh!
24:08Oh!
24:10Oh!
24:11Oh!
24:11Oh!
24:11Oh!
24:11Oh!
24:13Oh!
24:16Hello, sailor.
24:17Something's happened.
24:17What's going on there?
24:18What's going on there?
24:18I think something happened in there.
24:20What the frick?
24:21That was very intense and quick.
24:24Maybe it all played out in that room.
24:30What happened, Roms?
24:31I'm done.
24:32What?
24:33Ah, man.
24:38Hello.
24:39That was bullshit, man.
24:41How was that bullshit?
24:43I just had some ideas for shows.
24:45I mean, look, can I be honest with you?
24:47I thought what happened to me was unfair.
24:49There's jokers, there's head-to-heads.
24:52Nowhere did it say Jimmy Carr will emerge as a surprise from a cupboard.
24:55Let's have a look at the replay.
24:58All right, all right, last idea break.
24:59Jimmy and Romesh's naked attraction.
25:02We take off our clothes and see if we're attracted to each other.
25:07We take off our clothes and see if we're attracted to each other.
25:09That's mean.
25:10That's really hard.
25:16That's really hard.
25:18Oh, dear.
25:19With the little face in the circle.
25:22It was like a sniper.
25:23It was so out of order, yeah.
25:26Oh, man, Rom.
25:28Come with me.
25:29See you, Rom.
25:30Oh, Rom.
25:31See you.
25:31And then there were four.
25:32OK.
25:33Oh, my God.
25:34See you, Rom.
25:34See you soon.
25:34Yeah, yeah, see you soon.
25:35Love you, brother.
25:36See you soon.
25:36Take care.
25:37Good luck.
25:37Doors.
25:38Good luck.
25:39See you soon.
25:40Come on, Rog.
25:41I fully concede that was a dick move.
25:44It was a dick move.
25:45I'm going to say this generally.
25:46Jimmy Carr doesn't like me.
25:49He's a prick.
25:51Put that in the trailer.
25:53Oh!
25:54Well done.
25:59Well done.
26:00Bang out of order.
26:01So out of order.
26:02Well, thank God Romesh laughed.
26:04Otherwise, I would have been forced into phase two of the glory hole item.
26:09OK, I think we're all in for a little treat.
26:12OK, yes, this is Sam's Joker, right?
26:14It's Sam's Joker.
26:15Let's restart the game.
26:17Let's laugh, please.
26:18I don't know if we're allowed to.
26:19Let's have a little laugh.
26:21We're not now.
26:22We were.
26:26Can't imagine what he's going to do.
26:27Honestly, I think we could all have a hundred guesses and none of us would know.
26:30We're off.
26:31All is well with the world.
26:33So have a damn good laugh.
26:34Yes.
26:34Oh, my God.
26:38Here we go.
26:39Oh, my Lord.
26:42Hello.
26:45What is this?
26:58Now listen here.
27:00Today's the day.
27:01I've invited Father Percival around for a cup of tea and I'm going to have to ask you to behave.
27:06Father Percival, cup of tea.
27:09Father Percival is a man of the cloth, an important man.
27:13You're going to have to keep your beak shut.
27:15Remember last week when I stubbed my toe?
27:19I cannot have you repeating any of the foul language I uttered in error as it would make him very,
27:26very shocked.
27:28Promise.
27:29You must, because if Father Percival were to hear such things, I may be moved to another diocese.
27:35So you must promise me.
27:37Beak shut.
27:38Promise.
27:43Coming, Father Percival.
27:45Now you keep your beak shut and I'll bring you cuttlefish galore.
27:51Father Toby, trust you are well. What a beautiful bird. Can he speak?
27:58Not usually. He mostly just sits there being very polite.
28:02God, I'm tired. I was up all night fucking these two ladies from the parish.
28:11I beg your pardon.
28:13They're both of our biddos and they have fucking huge bazookas.
28:22Father Percival!
28:37I could have watched a bit more of that.
28:39Yeah, I could have.
28:40It was brilliant.
28:41Yeah.
28:42First Vicar was fabulous.
28:44I nearly went in that one with the first Vicar.
28:48He was very droll.
28:49I was okay with Sam as a bird.
28:52It kind of seemed, yeah, of course Sam's a bird.
28:55There's nothing unusual, nothing to see here really.
28:58I like the term bazookas.
29:00Bazookas was excellent.
29:02Well, it feels like it's wrong because bazookas are sort of,
29:05they're more phallic, aren't they?
29:07Well, bosoms that go forward.
29:09Do such bosoms exist outside?
29:11They do, yeah, yeah, yeah, they do.
29:12Would you like to fire like an RPG or a bazooka?
29:15Yes, I'd like to.
29:16Would you fire a vicar or just a mattress or something?
29:19I'd fire randomly, Bob.
29:22Good.
29:23Possibly in the Leatherhead area.
29:26Nice.
29:29Mel's playing.
29:30Mel is not going out without a fight.
29:32I think Mel is a silent assassin.
29:34Yeah, I think she is.
29:40So what's this, what has been happening?
29:42I may applaud you though.
29:44Really?
29:44Was that okay?
29:45I just, I thought it was okay.
29:46No, thank you very much.
29:48Oh, yeah.
29:48That's nice.
29:49You were good as the bird.
29:50I liked, you have good legs.
29:52Oh, thanks, David.
29:53Not realistically avian, which is a good thing in legs.
29:57Is he on a sedative?
29:59He's so dazed, Sam.
30:00I mean, he's like one of those pigeons that flies into a patio doors.
30:05Okay, we're running out of time.
30:06I'm going in.
30:07You're going in?
30:10Iron Man can iron up to ten shirts in five minutes.
30:18Doors.
30:21We've only got 40 minutes left.
30:24By that time, I thought no one was ever going to laugh again.
30:26So we're going to go sudden death.
30:29Going to sudden death.
30:30I felt, okay, this is a proper contest.
30:32If you laugh, you're out, okay?
30:34Yes.
30:34Oh, wow.
30:35The stakes are high.
30:36If anyone laughs, it's a red card.
30:38Oh.
30:39Oh.
30:43Tune in next week for another crazy episode.
30:49Do it in a rap way, David.
30:50That was in a rap way.
30:54David, have you ever dropped a Bible?
30:56You should have asked that six hours ago.
30:58This thing on.
30:59Do you want to have a waltz with me, Bob?
31:02I don't know what's going on.
31:04Doors.
31:04This makes a lot more sense.
31:07It's extremely funny.
31:09Sam's going to try and finish him off.
31:10It's come down to this.
31:12You've both played.
31:14Bye-bye.
31:15An incredible game.
31:18No.
31:20Oh, my God.
31:31Oh, my God.
31:37Oh, my God.
31:46Come on.
31:46Oh, my God.
31:47Oh, my God.
31:49Come on.
31:49Yeah.
31:54Oh, my God.
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