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00:30And now, here is Jimmy Fallon!
01:01Thank you!
01:05Thank you very much. Enjoy yourself, everybody.
01:08Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show!
01:11This is it! Welcome to the show!
01:16Well, guys, today, President Trump launched a new mobile app
01:20for people to receive news, updates, briefings, and alerts
01:23directly from the White House.
01:25Yeah.
01:26And these days, when you hear the phrase,
01:28President Trump launched, a new app is the best-case scenario.
01:30That's... I like that.
01:32Yeah, that's...
01:33What did he launch? Yeah.
01:36Yeah, you can download it on the App Store, Google Play,
01:39and wherever other fine propaganda is sold.
01:45That's right.
01:47And this is fun.
01:48Besides news updates, you can also swipe right or left
01:51on countries Trump might invade next.
01:54Congrats. We matched on Cuba.
01:57Well, a lot of people are talking about this.
01:59Trump is adding his own signature to all new U.S. currency.
02:04That's right. He's the first sitting president
02:06to put his own name on every bill.
02:08I guess he's excited. Look at this video he put out.
02:11This is President Trump, and I can't wait to see my name
02:14on every U.S. bill, right alongside some of our nation's
02:18most prominent figures.
02:19People like the Quaker Oats guy,
02:22Dame Judi Dutch,
02:24Lurch from The Addams Family,
02:26Glenn Powell,
02:28Beethoven,
02:29Al from Home Improvement,
02:31and, of course, the pigeon lady from Home Alone 2.
02:34I was in that.
02:36He's honored.
02:38He's honored to be with all your people.
02:39Very honored.
02:40What a roll call.
02:42Yeah.
02:44Well, some business news,
02:45I saw that Netflix just announced
02:46that they're once again raising prices.
02:51And they explained the decision with the commercial.
02:53Take a look at this.
02:54At Netflix, we strive to deliver the best content
02:56for you and your whole family.
02:58And to ensure we can keep doing that,
02:59we're raising our monthly price.
03:01Thanks for understanding.
03:02Netflix.
03:05I got that.
03:06That's nice.
03:06Yeah.
03:07In other news,
03:09what's that?
03:09Hold on.
03:10I'm sorry.
03:10I'm getting it from the control room.
03:12They're saying we have,
03:12there's another message from Netflix.
03:14Wow.
03:14Yeah, let's roll that.
03:15At Netflix,
03:16we value honesty,
03:17which is why we're letting you know
03:19that we're once again raising our monthly price.
03:21Thanks again.
03:22Netflix.
03:23Again?
03:25Already?
03:25Nice.
03:26All right.
03:27Well,
03:28yeah,
03:29sure.
03:29Clap.
03:30We're happy now.
03:32Anyway,
03:32well,
03:33hopefully that's it.
03:33No more price hikes.
03:34Anyway,
03:35I read that,
03:36it's another price hike,
03:37bitch.
03:38Netflix rates are going up again
03:40and you can't stop us.
03:43Do you like Bridgerton?
03:45Good,
03:45because you're about to get f***ed.
03:47Open up that wallet.
03:49You streaming sim prices
03:50are going up faster than gas.
03:53Straight up or moose.
03:54Ding dong.
03:55Is it cake?
03:55No,
03:56it's another price hike.
03:57Pay up or we'll send you
03:58into a real life squid game.
04:00What are you going to do?
04:01Watch Paramount Plus?
04:03And you know what else?
04:04We're making the
04:04a dumb sound even louder.
04:07A dumb sound even louder.
04:08A dumb sound even louder.
04:10Wow.
04:12Wow.
04:13It's a bit extreme.
04:15I can't believe it.
04:17And finally,
04:18here's some good news.
04:20Airports around the country
04:21are returning to normal
04:22after Trump signed
04:23an emergency order
04:23to start paying
04:25TSA agents again.
04:31And this is fun.
04:33TSA agents celebrated
04:34by drinking 3.4 ounces
04:35of champagne.
04:36There we go.
04:37We have a great show.
04:38Give it up for the Roots,
04:39everybody.
04:46Thank you very much,
04:51everybody.
04:52Enjoy your stuff.
04:52Welcome to the show.
04:54Hey, be sure to tune in
04:55all week long.
04:55We have some great shows
04:56coming up.
04:57Cameron Diaz
04:58will be here this week.
04:58Oh!
04:59We love Cameron Diaz.
05:01Zendaya and Robert Pattinson
05:03will be joining us.
05:05And on Thursday,
05:06our guest will be
05:07Jack Black.
05:08Come on.
05:11But first,
05:12what a show
05:13we have for you tonight.
05:13He's an Emmy-winning actor
05:15who stars in the
05:16Apple TV series
05:17Your Friends
05:18and Neighbors.
05:18Season 2 premieres
05:20this Friday.
05:21Jon Hamm
05:22is here tonight!
05:25The vet!
05:27That show's great, too.
05:29He's fantastic.
05:30Also, you can see him
05:32in the popular series
05:32The Boys,
05:33which I love.
05:34It returns for its
05:34fifth and final season
05:36April 8th
05:37on Prime Video.
05:38Jack Quaid
05:39is joining us!
05:43He's fantastic.
05:45And then our musical
05:46guests tonight
05:47are fantastic.
05:50What do these people
05:51have in common?
05:52Andrew Lloyd Webber.
05:53Okay.
05:55Michael Crawford.
05:57Bernadette Peters.
05:58Yeah.
05:58Joel Grey.
06:00Ooh.
06:01Lin-Manuel Miranda.
06:02Ooh.
06:03Me.
06:05You know what I'm saying?
06:06No.
06:07We're all famous
06:08and known for our work
06:09on Broadway.
06:10Oh, of course.
06:10Broadway, yes.
06:11And, uh...
06:12First thing that come to mind.
06:13Last year, I did...
06:15I did Seven Days
06:16on Broadway.
06:21So nice of you.
06:24It feels like
06:25you really mean that.
06:26Oh.
06:28Seven Days,
06:28probably over
06:29ten performances.
06:30Yeah, that's a lot.
06:33And I was in a play
06:34called All In,
06:35and it was written
06:35by Simon Rich,
06:36and I had...
06:37Aidy Bryant was in it,
06:38Nick Kroll,
06:39Lin-Manuel Miranda,
06:40and I,
06:41and the band
06:41was the Banksons,
06:42and they were
06:44unbelievable.
06:45They...
06:45Believable.
06:46Believable.
06:47What'd I say?
06:48Unbelievable.
06:49What'd I say?
06:50They were unbelievable.
06:51But what did I say?
06:52Unbelievable?
06:54Believable.
06:54I said they were believable?
06:55Like beliebers.
06:56I said they were
06:57believable.
06:58Yeah.
06:58They were.
06:59They were believable.
07:00I believe them.
07:00Believe that they played.
07:01Absolutely.
07:03That's why we
07:04booked them tonight,
07:05to see if they really
07:06are...
07:06exist.
07:07Yeah.
07:08Exactly.
07:09Are they believable?
07:13But the Banksons,
07:15they're so good.
07:16Man,
07:16they're so talented,
07:17and they're here tonight.
07:18They're going to do a performance
07:19from the musical,
07:20My Joy is Heavy.
07:22The Banksons
07:23are here tonight.
07:26The Banksons!
07:28I love them.
07:29Hot show.
07:31Guys,
07:32it can be hard
07:32to say goodbye,
07:33but sometimes
07:33you just have to,
07:34and there are a few things
07:35I'd like to say goodbye to
07:36right now.
07:36It's time for
07:37Go On Get.
07:39Go on get.
07:41Go on get.
07:43Go on.
07:44Go on.
07:45Go on.
07:46Go on get.
07:52Wow.
07:55Like I'm watching Broadway.
08:00Go on get.
08:05Go on get.
08:08restaurants that bring
08:09the credit card reader
08:10to the table.
08:11Sure,
08:12it saves time,
08:13but I can't take the pressure.
08:15The waiter's watching me.
08:16My friends are watching me.
08:17I'll frantically tap
08:18whatever button
08:19ends this moment
08:20the fastest.
08:2180% tip?
08:22Sure.
08:22Just get this weird
08:23Game Boy away from me.
08:24Bring me my doggy bag
08:25of fettuccine Alfredo,
08:27and go on get.
08:28Go on get.
08:29Go on get.
08:31Go on get.
08:32Go on get.
08:36Go on get.
08:40You want me to read
08:41what I just typed?
08:42Please.
08:43Go on get.
08:44Oh, God.
08:45Pine apples.
08:46You don't smell like pine,
08:47and you don't taste like apple.
08:49You done got me good there.
08:51For a second,
08:51I thought you were
08:52a pine apple.
08:53But you ain't nothing
08:54but a prickly football
08:55with wacky hair.
08:56Now go on get
08:57until your name
08:58is not alive.
08:59And I'm looking at you,
09:00too, horseradish.
09:13Go on get.
09:19Go on get.
09:21Giant ice cubes
09:22for whiskey glasses.
09:24I'm sorry.
09:25All I want to do
09:26is sip some bourbon,
09:27not suck on a clear
09:28Rubik's Cube
09:29all night long.
09:31Just go to
09:32brookstone.com
09:33and buy me some
09:34whiskey stones
09:34shaped like Easter Island
09:36heads so I can drink
09:36like a real man.
09:38And then get.
09:56What'd you have
09:57for that tumbleweed?
10:16Go on get.
10:19Smeg appliances?
10:21Seriously,
10:22what kind of disgusting
10:23name is Smeg?
10:25I don't want anything
10:26in the kitchen
10:26that sounds like
10:27something I might have
10:28contracted on spring break.
10:29Now get.
10:31Get.
10:40Go on get.
10:42New sneakers
10:43where the laces
10:45are all pre-laced weird.
10:48Everything's going
10:49straight across
10:50with one long weird
10:51lace down the middle.
10:52And where are the ends?
10:53In some six dimension
10:54that only exists
10:55in the back
10:55of a footlocker?
10:56I came here
10:57to get some new kicks
10:58not stare
10:59at some shoelace
10:59version of the
11:00magic eye poster.
11:01Now go on get.
11:16Go on get.
11:25Ever wish you
11:26didn't do something?
11:29You got water
11:30water in there?
11:32I don't want to swallow
11:33it.
11:34Oh yeah, come on.
11:35Get.
11:36Get straw in my mouth.
11:40Go on get.
11:42Refried beans.
11:44Why don't you just
11:45call yourself
11:45what you actually are?
11:46Brown mashed potatoes.
11:48What the heck
11:49you mean refried?
11:50We both know
11:51you've never been fried
11:52to begin with
11:53and you sure as heck
11:54weren't fried again.
11:55Now let me get
11:56a spoonful
11:56of that lumpy
11:57muddy slop
11:58so I can help you
11:59go on get.
12:02Well,
12:03hard to see them go
12:04but I'm glad
12:05I got that
12:06out of my system.
12:07Stick around.
12:07We'll be right back
12:08with more
12:09Tonight Show.
12:19Come over here, baby.
12:21Yeah, turn off
12:23those lights.
12:24Let me run my hands
12:26through your sexy hair.
12:29That's good hair.
12:40Ladies and gentlemen,
12:42please welcome
12:43the very sexy lounge act,
12:45Milk and Honey.
12:52Oh.
12:59Hello, ladies and gentle ladies.
13:04I'm Sam Honey.
13:05And I am
13:06Philip Milk.
13:08Thank you for having us.
13:10Yes.
13:10Oh, that band
13:11has sounded good tonight.
13:13Yes, indeed.
13:15This is the kind of music
13:16that gets us in trouble.
13:18If you know what I mean.
13:19You're all looking fine enough
13:21to make a good dog
13:23break his chain.
13:24Bark.
13:25Bark.
13:26Bark.
13:27You know that being
13:28in front of so many
13:29beautiful women,
13:30I can't even help
13:32but think of all
13:33all the times
13:34I've made love.
13:37Like,
13:38like so bunches
13:39and bunches of times
13:40for sure.
13:41Oh, you and me both.
13:43Right.
13:43I have also definitely
13:44made love before.
13:47Right.
13:47And it's not even scary.
13:49No, no.
13:50No, we're not lying
13:51about that.
13:53And here's a little song
13:54that proves it.
14:06When my woman
14:07takes off her clothes
14:11It's a sight
14:12that I surely know
14:14Oh, buddy
14:16It makes me shout out loud
14:19Joe
14:19Awesome, buddy
14:21Your middle is my favorite part
14:23Oh, kudos to the chief
14:26m'lady
14:27Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
14:29Yes
14:29That's right
14:30Yeah
14:30Yeah
14:31That is a really good song
14:34Yeah, yeah
14:35And the specifics of it
14:36really prove that we have both
14:37definitely made love before
14:39Yeah
14:39Cause when we make love
14:41Crazy things happen
14:43Oh, yeah
14:44You do not have to tell me that
14:47But if someone in the audience
14:49could actually tell us
14:50What, uh, what, what
14:52What kind of things happen
14:53when you make love?
14:55Yeah, you can't be too specific
14:57No, no
14:57Like literally say anything
14:59that happens
14:59Please
15:04Oh, yes
15:05That was a test
15:07Y'all passed our little quiz
15:09you sexy ladies
15:10And now
15:11Here's your reward
15:17Yes
15:19Yes
15:20Yes
15:23Oh
15:25Shucks
15:25Come over here, baby
15:28Yeah
15:29Turn off those lights
15:31Let me run my hands
15:33through your sexy hair
15:35Mmm
15:36That's good hair
15:39Now
15:41What?
15:43Now what?
15:44Oh, just
15:44Just kidding
15:44We totally know
15:46We know
15:47Yeah, yeah
15:47We know
15:48First step to making love
15:50Get on the bed
15:52Oh, yeah
15:53Sorry
15:54Sorry
15:55It's so firm
15:56It's technically a box spring
15:58Yeah
15:58Sorry about that
15:59But the next step
16:01The next step
16:01The next step
16:02We take off
16:02all of our clothing
16:04Oh, yeah
16:04And fold them very neatly
16:05On the floor
16:07I think
16:08Right?
16:09Gadzooks
16:10Your middle's even better
16:11than the last girl
16:12Middle?
16:13Dang
16:14Come a little closer, baby
16:16Don't worry
16:16I don't bite
16:19Right?
16:19That's not part of this
16:20But that's not
16:21what I'm supposed to do
16:22I don't
16:23Then it's time to do the thing
16:25Humans have been doing
16:26Oh, try to do the thing
16:27For hundreds of years
16:28Oh, yeah
16:30It's when we
16:31When we wake up
16:32the next morning
16:33You know we did
16:34what we did
16:35Yeah
16:36Yes, we did
16:37There's no need
16:37for me to really say it
16:39Don't say it
16:39Not at all
16:40I'd rather you not
16:41say what we did
16:41Oh
16:42Yeah
16:43That's right
16:45We're telling the truth
16:46about having made love
16:47by the way
16:48Oh, yeah, totally
16:48We are totally
16:49telling the truth
16:50And to prove it
16:51let's just say
16:51at the same time
16:52our favorite part
16:54of a woman
16:55Three, two, one
16:57Left leg
17:00Still don't believe this?
17:02Oh, well, you should
17:03Well, let us spell it out
17:04for you
17:05We're talking
17:06S-E double hockey sticks
17:08And this sex song
17:09ought to prove
17:10that we are
17:11experienced whoopee havers
17:13Let's go
17:17Ooh, baby
17:19I'm moving to the left
17:21I'm moving to the right
17:24I'm moving to the baby
17:26Who tells me what she likes
17:28Tell me
17:30Please tell me
17:31Be specific
17:33What specifically
17:34How is that?
17:36Oh, yeah
17:37Thank you so much, everyone
17:39That is our time
17:40I know that was quick
17:41But if I know anything
17:42about them
17:43They make it love
17:43That's a good thing
17:44Yes, sir
17:45We'll see you later
17:45Same sexy time
17:47Same sexy place
17:48Hit it
17:52I'm moving to the left
17:53I'm moving to the right
17:55I'm moving to my baby
17:57To tell me what you like
17:59Tell me
18:00Tell me what you like
18:02Tell me
18:02I remember walking down a hallway
18:04Just having wrapped a scene
18:06And then he came around the corner
18:07And just went
18:07Great scene!
18:09Yeah!
18:09Wow
18:10And no one prepared me
18:12For Mick Jagger
18:13Whatsoever
18:13No
18:18Tonight's show
18:23Our first guest
18:25Is an Emmy-winning actor
18:27Who stars in the series
18:29Your Friends and Neighbors
18:30Season 2
18:31Premieres this Friday
18:32On Apple TV
18:33Everyone
18:34Please welcome
18:35Jon Hamm!
18:53Come on, I love you!
19:05That's how you make an entrance
19:07The one and only Jon Hamm
19:08Right there
19:09Come on!
19:10They love you!
19:11Thank you!
19:12Give the love!
19:13Thank you!
19:14My goodness!
19:15Welcome back to our program
19:17Oh, man
19:18It feels like I never left
19:19Happy to have you here
19:21Did I read that you were an acting teacher
19:23In St. Louis?
19:24Yeah, yeah
19:24I went back to my old high school
19:26Taught acting for one year
19:27No way!
19:27Had some famous student
19:29Ellie Kemper
19:29No, really?
19:31Yeah, really?
19:32Fantastic!
19:33I got to walk the red carpet
19:34With one of my students
19:35On Bridesmaids
19:37And also the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
19:39Come on!
19:39That's fantastic!
19:40That's awesome!
19:41Yeah, yeah, no
19:41I was decent
19:42Did you do auditions
19:44In St. Louis
19:45When you were starting out?
19:46Well, people don't know
19:46The St. Louis hotbed
19:48A hotbed
19:49Of the entertainment industry
19:50Wow!
19:51We did not know that
19:52I did not know that
19:53You know why I didn't know that, Jimmy?
19:54Because it's not
19:55It's not true
19:55No, no, but
19:56No, not
19:57But yes, I did audition
19:58For my fair share of things there
20:00What were they?
20:01Like, local commercials?
20:02Local ads
20:03I think I did an ad
20:04For the Missouri Lottery
20:05Ooh
20:05It was very exciting
20:07A lot of, sort of
20:09You know
20:10They used to call them
20:11What do they call them?
20:11Like, PSA kind of things
20:14You know
20:15Yeah, because I think
20:16That we might have found
20:17Oh, God
20:17You so
20:19Your first
20:20Your first on-camera job
20:22This is an educational
20:24Health and fitness video
20:25Called
20:26Get ready
20:26Called Flip for Fitness
20:28Oh!
20:29Remember that?
20:30Here, this is real
20:31This is Jon Hamm
20:32Talking to the kids
20:33About fitness
20:33This is so real
20:34Take a look at this
20:37Hi
20:37Now, I'm not here to lecture you
20:39Like, like you need
20:40Another lecture
20:41But, uh
20:41The governor of Missouri
20:42Is so concerned
20:43With your health
20:44That, uh
20:45He wants to spread the word
20:46On fitness
20:46Which is why
20:47He started the governor's council
20:48On physical fitness and health
20:49Now
20:50I know what you're thinking
20:51Fitness is
20:53You
20:54Yeah
20:54Come on
20:55All my own wardrobe
20:57I'll have you know
20:58Was it?
20:59Yeah
21:00That was my wardrobe
21:02I brought that in
21:03Really?
21:03That was also my hair
21:04That was not a wig, boy
21:05Wow
21:07Did you think that you could
21:08Pull that, that, that hair
21:09Off these days?
21:10I, I
21:11Oh, yes
21:13Oh, God
21:15Because
21:17If I may
21:18I think you may
21:24There you go, bud
21:28Oh, a double?
21:32Wow, brother
21:37I mean
21:38I mean, this is it
21:39This is, uh
21:40It's got a good flip to it
21:42This is, all right
21:43It's a proto-Beeber
21:44You could almost do
21:45The Bieber flip
21:46Yeah
21:46But it's, uh
21:47The curtains are parted
21:49Right in the middle
21:49So you can give everybody
21:50Yeah
21:51We actually have another
21:52We actually have another
21:53Clip of you
21:54Oh, God
21:54It's really fun
21:55What, what's this, John?
21:57And who says
21:57A healthy breakfast
21:58Has to be cereal
21:59And dry toast
22:00I mean, the original
22:01Think, uh
22:02Egg burritos and salsa
22:03Think, uh
22:04Peanut butter and banana sandwiches
22:05Think yogurt sundaes
22:07Whatever gets you going
22:08I mean, those are all good ideas
22:10See, the yogurt sundae
22:11Have a yogurt sundae
22:12Peanut butter, banana sandwich
22:13Have a breakfast burrito
22:15Come on
22:15Yeah, it doesn't have to be the same
22:16Have a breakfast burrito and salsa
22:18Flip for fitness
22:18Come on
22:19Flip for fitness, man
22:20We're flipping
22:20Flip that fitness
22:21Flip that fitness
22:22Flip that
22:26In this
22:28In this past year
22:29It's really hard for me
22:30Not to fall in love with you
22:31Right now
22:32Um
22:32In this past year, by the way
22:34People have
22:34I can take it
22:35Oh, well, okay
22:35I mean
22:36Sorry
22:37No, yeah
22:40People, uh
22:41Have loved your, uh
22:42Loved your dance moves
22:44Lately
22:44Oh
22:45Have been going viral
22:46Yeah, I've gone viral
22:47A couple times
22:48I, I, I
22:49One for Bad Bunny
23:00I should get a shot
23:48Super flexible
23:48Okay
23:48Yes, sir
23:49Come on
23:49That's what we do
23:51We had to get it going
23:58Uh
23:58Good stuff
23:59Here's, here's you from your friends and neighbors
24:02Uh
24:05That's a good looking dude
24:06Dancing
24:07Yeah
24:08Woo
24:08Yes, sir
24:09Now, people don't realize I have a, I have several active injuries on my face
24:13Yes, you do
24:14Yeah, as well
24:14I've just been beaten up in the show
24:16But I was having a moment in the club
24:17And the first person to send me this, this meme
24:21Meme?
24:21Yes
24:21Um, was Brian Williams
24:23Oh, really?
24:24Yes
24:25The, the head of NBC, the, the newsman
24:28Yeah, he's a very talented guy
24:30Who sent me a text and was like
24:31I think you should be aware of this
24:34It became a giant meme
24:36It sure did
24:37And I thought it'd be fun
24:37Maybe he had something to do with it
24:39Show you a couple
24:39Maybe Brian Williams started
24:40The Bri-Wod bump
24:41Uh, this meme says
24:43When someone cancels on your plan
24:45So you have to spend the night in playing games
24:47Like, oh yeah
24:49It's multi-purpose
24:49It's multi-purpose
24:50It's good, it's great
24:52Uh, here's this one
24:53Says, uh
24:54When you're petting a dog
24:55And someone says
24:56Wow, he usually doesn't like it
25:01And this one I like too
25:02This one says
25:03When the kids that I love so much fall asleep
25:06Yeah
25:07I love them so much
25:09Go to bed
25:10Uh, your friends and neighbors
25:12Giant hit
25:13I told you this before
25:14But no one else could do this show
25:16This is your show
25:17That is very
25:17You're very kind
25:18You're fantastic in it
25:19Your monologues are great
25:21Your acting is fantastic
25:23That's right
25:24Correct
25:25Correct response
25:26Uh, by the way
25:27It's so good
25:28It got picked up for season three
25:29Season three!
25:29Come on!
25:31That's what I'm talking about
25:32It's a great show
25:35Uh, tell everyone what's happening this season
25:38This Friday
25:38This, this, you'll see a little clip
25:40Of sort of the, the, the setup of the season
25:41So all of this stuff happened in the first season
25:44And if you haven't seen it yet
25:45Listen, I encourage you
25:46Go ahead and watch it
25:47It's really fun
25:47It's pretty great
25:47It's really fun
25:48Uh, but I'm gonna spoil it
25:49Because it's been out for a year
25:50So what have you been doing?
25:51Yeah, yeah, yeah
25:52Uh, anyways
25:52The, the, the, the fallout
25:54Of what happened in the first season
25:55We kind of, we kind of recap
25:56At the beginning of the second season
25:57And then there's a, uh
25:58An event that happens
26:00Which I won't
26:00That I won't spoil
26:01But somebody comes in
26:03And kind of disrupts
26:04The, uh, the neighborhood
26:05Yeah, who's great
26:06Yeah, he is great
26:07Uh, and then, uh
26:08We have our pal
26:08Olivia Munn
26:09Olivia Munn
26:10Amanda Peet
26:11Amanda Peet is great in this
26:12So many good folks
26:14And it's awesome
26:15Yeah, it's addicting
26:16Uh, I want to show a clip
26:17Here's Jon Hamm
26:18In the new season of
26:19Your Friends and Neighbors
26:21Take a look
26:21In a town where perception
26:23Is nine-tenths of the law
26:25You want to keep up appearances
26:28Like having an office in Manhattan
26:29To go to work in every day
26:31Which helps get your co-parenting
26:33Back on track
26:33Let's go
26:36You're finally feeling
26:37Comfortable again
26:38In control
26:39Safe
26:41Optimistic even
26:47And as you already know
26:48From painful experience
26:51That's generally when life
26:52Will serve up
26:53A perfectly aimed
26:54Kick in the crotch
26:56Yeah, come on
26:57Wow
26:57That is Jon Hamm, everybody
26:59The new season
27:00Of Your Friends and Neighbors
27:02Premieres this Friday
27:04On Apple TV
27:05More tonight show
27:06After the break
27:07Stick around, everybody
27:26Our next guest stars
27:27In the popular series
27:29The Boys
27:30Which returns for its fifth
27:32And final season
27:33April 8th
27:34On Prime Video
27:35Please welcome
27:35Jack Quaid
28:02Welcome to the show
28:04My friend
28:05It's so great to be here
28:06It's nice to see you
28:07Nice to see you
28:08This is our first time
28:09Really meeting
28:10But you and I
28:11Have shared the screen
28:12We actually have
28:13Yeah, you were in
28:14The very first episode
28:15Of The Boys
28:15You were playing yourself
28:17Thank you
28:17Jimmy Fallon is canon
28:18In The Boys universe
28:19Which is great
28:20Yes, I am
28:21And you
28:22Yeah, you crossed it
28:23You were interviewing
28:23Translucent here
28:24I was
28:24Translucent was there
28:25And I was watching you
28:26On a screen
28:27So I think we've kind of
28:28Shared
28:28We're scene partners
28:29Yeah, we're scene partners
28:30Yeah, I love it
28:31Nice to finally see you
28:32Thanks for being here
28:32Of course
28:34Jack, I want to ask you
28:35A bunch of things
28:36About The Boys too
28:37But I also want
28:38I know you're
28:39You're into improv comedy
28:41Yeah, I do a lot of sketch
28:43But occasionally
28:43Someone will have me
28:44On their improv show
28:45And recently
28:47This was
28:47This was really, really cool
28:48There's this amazing comedian
28:49Named Connor Ratliff
28:50Does all these shows out here
28:52Yeah, we have some fans
28:53In the audience
28:53Yeah, very good
28:55He does this thing
28:56Called The George Lucas Talk Show
28:57He does this amazing podcast
28:59Called Dead Eyes
29:00But recently
29:00He had me on a show
29:01Called The Acting Class
29:02It's like a fake acting class
29:04And it gave me
29:05The opportunity
29:06To do improv
29:07With my mom
29:08Which was insane
29:09Who is the coolest?
29:10The one and only
29:11Meg Ryan
29:12Of course
29:12Come on now
29:13Oh
29:15We love her
29:16Yeah, it was great
29:17She was
29:18How was she?
29:19It was
29:19She was amazing
29:20She got like
29:20I mean, no surprise
29:22But like giant laughs
29:23Yeah, she does
29:24She always had to do it
29:24She didn't really know
29:25What it was
29:26Because I wasn't pitching it well
29:27But she was like
29:28I just want to be
29:29Part of your world
29:30I just
29:30I just want to see
29:32What you do
29:32And she crushed it
29:34Yeah
29:34It was amazing
29:34Of course she does
29:35When did you first
29:36Get into sketch comedy?
29:37I first got into sketch comedy
29:38When I
29:39Like when I was a kid
29:40I would make like movies
29:41On my, you know
29:42Like a video camcorder
29:43With my friends
29:44Yeah
29:45I made a
29:46Like a 50 minute long movie
29:48With my friends
29:48Called Bicycle Cops
29:50It's technically a comedy
29:52And you get to watch us
29:53Go through puberty
29:55In real time
29:55Wow
29:56We shot in sequence
29:58We didn't know
29:59That you could do it
29:59Out of sequence
30:0050, 5-0
30:015-0
30:02Wow
30:02It's not good
30:04No, no, no
30:05No
30:06That's good and long
30:07Yeah, very good and long
30:08And then I got to NYU
30:09And I got into the sketch comedy group
30:12Hammercats
30:12So I
30:13Every month I was like
30:14Doing a sketch show
30:15Which was amazing
30:16I think I know Hammercats
30:17Yeah
30:18There's like
30:18A lot of people
30:19Have come from it
30:20Like back in the day
30:21It was like Donald Glover
30:22Then it was Rachel Bloom
30:23Yes
30:24I got there
30:25And I was with like
30:26Steph
30:26Oscar winner Steph Shue
30:28Yeah
30:29Um
30:30Bowen Yang
30:30Matt Rogers
30:31And then after us
30:32Were like the
30:32Please don't destroy kids
30:34Oh yeah
30:34Yeah
30:35It was a blast
30:36I loved doing it
30:37True
30:37Your first thing
30:38That you ever started
30:39Was a show called Vinyl
30:40Which I loved
30:41Thank you
30:42You were the one person
30:43That watched it
30:43Yes
30:44I really appreciate that
30:44Thank you
30:45It was by
30:46Martin Scorsese
30:47And Mick Jagger
30:48Mick Jagger was a producer
30:49Yeah
30:49I would do anything
30:51If they were
30:52That's a great party to be in
30:53It was great
30:53It took place in the 70s
30:55It was about the music industry
30:56And I remember like
30:57Yeah Mick Jagger was a producer
30:58I'm like 22
30:59This is my first show
31:00I'm so intimidated
31:01By literally everything
31:03And everyone
31:03Yeah of course
31:04And I remember
31:05Rapping a scene one day
31:06And you know
31:06Mick Jagger would come by set sometimes
31:08But you never really expected him
31:10And I remember walking down a hallway
31:11Just having wrapped a scene
31:12And then he came around the corner
31:14And just went
31:14Great scene
31:15Yeah
31:16Wow
31:16And
31:18No one prepared me for Mick Jagger
31:20Whatsoever
31:20No
31:21What do you even do then
31:22Do you just
31:23You go like
31:24Yeah
31:25Thank you
31:26Great scene
31:27That was the one
31:27That was great
31:29Yeah great
31:29It's like I'm back there
31:31It's insane
31:31Yeah yeah yeah
31:32But like in reality
31:33He probably was like
31:33Great scene
31:34Yeah
31:35But in your story
31:36Oh I filled in dancing
31:37He's on stage
31:38Yeah pointing his fingers
31:39Yeah he's so cool
31:41Let's talk about the boys
31:42Yes
31:43It's brilliant
31:44The final season
31:45I'm bummed that it's the final
31:46But I'm psyched that it's coming back
31:47Because I want
31:48I love it
31:48Yeah
31:49It's coming out next week
31:50And so what was it like shooting
31:53That you and the cast
31:54I mean you obviously know
31:55That it's ending
31:56We know it's ending
31:57Thank God we knew going in
31:58And this is like
31:59You know Eric Kripke's
32:00Intentional ending for the show
32:02Like we're ending on our own terms
32:04Which is just so special
32:05It never gets to happen in TV anymore
32:07Yeah
32:08But it was great
32:09Like I've known these people
32:09For like nine years
32:11It's like five seasons
32:13But it's been nine years
32:14Of just being on this
32:15Absolutely insane show
32:17Are you totally
32:18It is insane show
32:19Yeah
32:20Are you all bonded
32:21Do you know
32:22We're so bonded
32:22We do this thing now
32:23When you know
32:25We shoot really long hours
32:26And once we hit around 2 a.m.
32:29We're just trying to like
32:29Keep each other awake
32:30And keep each other laughing
32:31So we enter this phase
32:32Which I like to call goof hour
32:34Where we are just
32:35Trying to make each other laugh
32:37At all costs
32:37So there was a moment
32:39This season
32:40Where I just started
32:40Doing this thing
32:41I could sense
32:41Everyone was dozing off
32:42Are you familiar
32:44With the gingerbread man
32:45From Shrek
32:46Of course
32:47Okay
32:48So I would just
32:49I would just
32:49Out of nowhere
32:50I would just go
32:50Do you know
32:52The Muffin Man
32:54Like
32:54What are you talking about
32:56And I'll be like
32:57The Muffin Man
33:00Don't tell him anything
33:02And that
33:03That was
33:04That was like
33:05The cast loved it
33:06Crew
33:06Not so much
33:07Okay
33:07Yeah that's right
33:08You gotta try
33:08But yeah
33:09That kept everybody's spirits up
33:10It was good
33:10Yeah
33:11But how about
33:11The show becomes a hit
33:12And people dress up
33:13As you
33:14For Halloween
33:14Yes
33:15It's the
33:16It's the highest form
33:17Of flattery
33:18In my opinion
33:19It's like
33:19Because when I was a kid
33:20I had a year
33:21When I was like
33:22Four years old
33:23Where I dressed up
33:23Like Buzz Lightyear
33:24Like every day
33:26It was insane
33:27I was Buzz
33:28Yes
33:28You can't tell me different
33:30Yeah
33:30But no
33:31Seeing people dress up
33:32So I know what that means
33:33And seeing people dress up
33:35As you know
33:35Huey
33:36But like honestly
33:36Any character from the show
33:38Like it's the
33:39Highest honor
33:40So thank you so much
33:41To all the fans
33:42Who have ever done that
33:42That's insane
33:45In a normal superhero show
33:48Everyone usually lives
33:50Happily ever after
33:51In the end
33:51Is that something
33:52That we can expect
33:53No
33:53In no way
33:55No it's the boys
33:56You know
33:56It's not gonna be
33:57A fairytale ending
33:59In any regard
34:01But yeah
34:02Like no
34:02This is the final season
34:03And we really
34:04Do mean that
34:06There are characters
34:07I won't say who
34:08But who meet
34:09Their end
34:10And it's crazy
34:11It's really
34:12Really nuts
34:13And it was emotional
34:14Like you know
34:15I'm covered in blood
34:16A lot on the show
34:18And it was so weird
34:19To you know
34:20Be covered in blood
34:22And various goos
34:23And then to just like
34:24Also be emotional
34:25About that
34:26Where I'm like
34:26I'm really gonna miss this
34:27And I'm just
34:28Head to toe
34:29Fake blood
34:30Yeah
34:30But it's like
34:31It's just been
34:32The honor of my life
34:32Like I truly love this show
34:34And everyone involved
34:34So yeah
34:35You and the cast
34:36Are fantastic
34:37You knock it out of the park
34:38On the show
34:38You're very very talented
34:39I want to show a clip
34:40Here's Jack Quaid
34:41In season 5
34:42Of The Boys
34:43Take a look
34:44Huey
34:45None of the FBSA people
34:47Are ever getting out
34:47It's hopeless
34:50Look
34:51I should be the last guy
34:52Who has any hope
34:53I've been strangled
34:54By Ezekiel
34:55I've been hunted
34:56By noir
34:57Chased by sharks
34:58Inside of a whale
34:59Shot at by Russians
35:00Almost blown up
35:01At hero gasm
35:02And lasered at
35:03Vought on ice
35:03Look the point is
35:05Oh and one time
35:06I had to sit naked
35:07On a chocolate cake
35:07It's a long story
35:08The point is
35:09By all sane logic
35:10I should be dead
35:12Or crazy
35:13Or both
35:14Then why aren't you?
35:16Because if you lose hope
35:17In here
35:17You're not gonna make it
35:18Jack Quaid
35:19Everybody
35:21The fifth and final season
35:23Of The Boys
35:23Begins streaming
35:24April 8th
35:25On Prime Video
35:26We'll be right back
35:27With more Tonight Show
35:28Everybody
35:28Come on back
35:29The Muggins
35:46Performing the title track
35:48From their off-Broadway musical
35:50My Joy is Heavy
35:51Please welcome
35:53The Banksons
36:14My Joy is Heavy
36:16Oh help me carry
36:19This joy that comes
36:22At the end of the life
36:25Oh at the end of the walking
36:28Oh at the very beginning
36:31There's heavy joy
36:33That I'm there
36:35And I'm alive
36:37I do not know it
36:40Oh I am going
36:43Oh I am going
36:45And I'm going every day
36:48But now when I can
36:51It can sustain me
36:55If I carry it
36:57If I carry it
36:58This way
36:59Oh I said
37:00I said
37:01My Joy is Heavy
37:02Oh help me carry
37:05This joy that comes
37:09At the end of the life
37:12Oh let me know
37:41Come on
37:52Makes me want to say
37:54Thank you
37:55Thank you
37:56Hallelujah
37:59Thank you
38:01Thank you
38:02Hallelujah
38:04Oh thank you
38:06Thank you
38:08Hallelujah
38:15I am not trying
38:18No I'm long past trying
38:21To mend
38:23To mend this broken heart
38:26No I am just trying
38:30To hold on to pieces
38:33And to honor
38:35And to honor
38:36And to honor
38:36And to honor
38:37And to honor
38:38And to honor
38:38And to honor
38:38And to honor
38:39And to honor
38:39And to honor
38:39And to honor
38:40And to honor
38:41And to honor
38:41And to honor
38:43And to honor
38:47And to honor
38:48And to honor
39:03I want to carry this joy that comes at the end of the life, hey, hey.
39:14At the end, I want it.
39:17At the very beginning, I want to be happy.
39:20Please, I need your love, baby, and I'm weary and I'm weary.
39:25Please, I be sure that I'm weary and I'm weary.
39:30Please I'll be sure that I'm dead and I'll be alive.
39:40Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
39:48Oh, my God!
39:50That is...
39:51Look at that!
39:52Come on!
39:54Standing omation for the nation!
39:56That's right!
39:58Go see My Joy is Heavy at the New York Theatre Workshop.
40:03For tickets, go to NYTW.org.
40:06We'll be right back, everybody.
40:08Wow!
40:09That's how you do it.
40:10That's how you do it.
40:23My thanks to Jon Hamm, Jack Quaid,
40:26the Bankions once again!
40:29And the Roots right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
40:34Stay tuned for Late Night with Seth Meyers.
40:38Good night, everybody!
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