00:11Linn, here's the crawfish you wanted. I escorted the whole city to get it.
00:29Where's the wine I asked for?
00:32Right here.
00:38Linn told you to get an 82 Lafitte. And you bring this cheap junk? Who are you trying to fool?
00:46I didn't have enough cash. This is the best I could afford.
00:50Broke, loser. You can't even afford.
00:54Fine, whatever. This'll do. Open it.
00:57I got it!
00:59Why is Linn suddenly so nice to this pathetic simp today?
01:05Yeah, what's going on?
01:11The crawfish spilled. Pick it up now.
01:14Okay.
01:33Damn it. Just one last step. I've had enough.
01:43Did I tell you to stop? Keep picking it up.
01:46Look at this. The stupidest simp. Look at him now. Doesn't he look like a straight eye?
01:54This is boring. Let's go.
01:57Congrats, host, on completing the three-year simp task. You've earned the ultimate prize. A trillion dollar fortune. Please claim
02:04your prize. The prize. Five, four, three.
02:08I finally made it! Yes! Haha!
02:13This idiot lost his mind, huh? Here you go. Even if you're trying to get my attention, this isn't gonna
02:18work.
02:19The ultimate prize is being prepared. Progress 10% complete. 20%, 30%.
02:25Alert, alert. Host, you targeted the wrong person. The real target is Linn's mother, Eve Cole.
02:32What?
02:35Damn system! I won't lend for three years, and now you tell me I got it wrong. I have to
02:40wool her mom. Are you fooling me?
02:45You okay?
02:50As compensation, the system will enhance your eyes. And once you succeed, you'll get double the ultimate prize.
02:59Double the ultimate prize? That's awesome! And the eye enhancement sounds pretty cool, too. Let's do this!
03:05Skill acquired successfully.
03:12I don't feel any different.
03:14Are you screwing with me?
03:16Host, look to your left.
03:20Ecovision x-ray sight!
03:24Well, right. Where's Linn's mom right now? Might as well check her out.
03:28Target Eve detected on the street outside Bell Cafe.
03:31Hey, gorgeous!
03:32Oh no!
03:33Come on! Have a drink with us!
03:36Do you know who I am?
03:37Who?
03:39What, you a guy or something?
03:41You were asking for it.
03:43Oh, I'm so scared.
03:44Carol, you got quite a temper.
03:46Tonight, we're gonna teach you some math.
03:50Lola.
03:51You little snake. Calling for backup, huh?
03:53Hello, Mrs. Cole? You, stay back!
04:06You guys, ganging up on a woman, have no shame.
04:10You little punk, you're still wet behind the ears and you dare talk to me like that.
04:13You okay?
04:14You devil what, ignoring me?
04:17Watch out!
04:22Boss, you alright?
04:24You okay, boss?
04:25Do I look okay to you?
04:26Get him!
04:39Boss!
04:40Boss!
04:41Boss, boss!
04:42He's too tough, we can't win!
04:44Good!
04:45You're done for, kid!
04:47Don't run!
04:47I'll get you for this!
04:48I'll get you for this!
04:50You're pretty good in a fight.
04:51Ha!
04:52Just average.
04:54I'm Eve Cole, president of the Cole Group.
04:56Thank you so much for saving me tonight.
04:59I'm Hugo Ford.
05:02Get your filthy hands off!
05:04Protect Mrs. Cole!
05:06Mr. Ford, I already chased the thugs off.
05:08If it weren't for him, I would have been taken away.
05:10Sorry, Mrs. Cole.
05:11Alright, enough.
05:13Mr. Ford, thank you for saving me tonight.
05:16But, I have one more favor to ask.
05:19Please, say yes.
05:21Congrats, host!
05:22You've gained the target's favor.
05:23Task progress, 30% complete.
05:25Awesome!
05:26What are you doing?
05:28Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, nothing.
05:31What was that favor you mentioned?
05:34Uh, right.
05:35I'd like you to work at Cole Group as my secretary.
05:40What?
05:41Talk about perfect timing.
05:43I was just wondering how to earn the rest of her favor.
05:46Mr. Ford!
05:48Mr. Ford!
05:48Mrs. Cole is talking to you.
05:50Huh?
05:50Uh, oh.
05:52Huh?
05:53If...
05:54you're not interested...
05:55Who said I'm not interested?
05:56I am in!
06:02Then, Mr. Ford, see you tomorrow.
06:04Mm-mm, yeah.
06:05See you tomorrow!
06:15What does Mrs. Cole see in this guy?
06:37Hugo.
06:39He's kinda handsome.
06:43Come in.
06:45Mom!
06:46Mom!
06:48Lin, why are you still up so late?
06:51Mom, I'm not sleepy yet.
06:53I saw something I liked today.
06:57Mom, why are you so distracted?
07:00You okay?
07:01I'm fine.
07:02It's just today I met someone interesting.
07:05Hmm?
07:06Hmm.
07:07No.
07:08Don't tell me you're falling for someone.
07:12Don't talk nonsense, kid.
07:13Hmm.
07:15Hmm.
07:15Me falling for someone.
07:16No way.
07:17But you.
07:19I heard.
07:20Some guy's been chasing you lately.
07:23When are you bringing him home for me to meet?
07:25Whoa.
07:25He's just a simp.
07:26I'm just messing with him.
07:27Why would I bring him home?
07:28You kid.
07:29What's with this simp talk?
07:31If you don't like him, just tell him straight.
07:33All right.
07:34All right, all right.
07:34I get it.
07:35Send me a hundred grand.
07:45I wonder it's Cole Group.
07:47It's huge.
07:57Mrs. Cole, here's a document for you to sign.
08:00Hey, Mrs. Cole.
08:03Lola, Hugo's here.
08:05Go.
08:05Bring him up.
08:06Got it, Mrs. Cole.
08:14Hello, sir.
08:15Please show your ID badge.
08:16Oh, I'm here for onboarding.
08:17I don't have a badge yet.
08:18For new hires at our company, we get notified.
08:21But today, I didn't get any notice.
08:23No notice?
08:25That's not right.
08:26You sure you're not mistaken, buddy?
08:28I'm with your company.
08:29Just let me in.
08:30Hey, hey.
08:31We have rules.
08:32Sorry.
08:32You can't just barge in.
08:34I'm with your company.
08:35Ms. Cole personally hired me.
08:37Hey, you can't just barge in.
08:39Hugo?
08:42It's really you.
08:43Lynn, this simp is such a loser.
08:47Chasing me all the way to the company?
08:49Hugo, when did I say you could come here?
08:51None of your business.
08:54Getting feisty now?
08:55Hugo, a simp should know their place.
08:58This just makes me hate you more.
09:00Lynn, don't flatter yourself.
09:02I'm here to start my job, and it's got nothing to do with you.
09:05You?
09:06What?
09:07Got a problem?
09:08Hugo, you're so dumb you can't even lie right.
09:11I'm from HR, and I'm telling you, we haven't hired anyone lately.
09:17You starting a job?
09:18That's a joke.
09:19What else you got to say?
09:21I'm your mom's new secretary.
09:25Hugo, you've got some nerve.
09:27Joking about my mom?
09:29I'm telling the truth.
09:31Hugo, before you start bragging, maybe do some research.
09:34Everyone knows Mrs. Cole never hires male secretaries.
09:38Well, I'm the first.
09:39Enough.
09:40Hugo, if you keep this up, you won't even get to be a simp anymore.
09:44Get on your knees and apologize.
09:47Beg for forgiveness.
09:48How about a bet?
09:49If I'm telling the truth, you all kneel and call me daddy.
09:55Deal.
09:56If you lose, I'll break your legs.
10:00Bring it on.
10:01Hey, what about you?
10:04Let's do it.
10:05Luna, call the HR manager now and check.
10:09Let's see how long he keeps this act up.
10:17Hello, Mr. West.
10:18Has our company had any new hires today?
10:21New hires?
10:22We haven't hired anyone lately.
10:23Where's this new hire coming from?
10:25Hear that?
10:25You pathetic simp.
10:27Think you've got this in the bag.
10:30What?
10:30Still not giving up?
10:32Just wait a bit.
10:34Trying to stall, huh?
10:36And then, pull some dirty trick?
10:39If he tries to weasel out, I'll make you regret it even more.
10:45Three.
10:45Two.
10:46What's going on here?
10:48One.
10:49Mr. Ford.
10:51Mrs. Cole wants to see you.
10:52Lola, what are you talking about?
10:54Mrs. Cole is asking for Mr. Ford.
10:56And by the way, Mr. Ford will also be Mrs. Cole's secretary from now on.
11:00No way!
11:00Our HR didn't get any notice.
11:02This was Mrs. Cole's decision.
11:04I'm notifying you now.
11:05Any problem?
11:06Nope.
11:07Lola, you're not joking, right?
11:10Why would my mom hire a secretary?
11:12And him, of all people?
11:15Ms. Fox, even if I had all the guts in the world, I wouldn't dare joke about Mrs. Cole.
11:20As for why it's him, you can ask your mom.
11:27Mr. Ford, let's head up.
11:31Oh, by the way, don't forget our bet. I'll come collect later.
11:40Hold on. How does my mom know him?
11:43It's gotta be Hugo trying to get your attention, so you cozied up to Eve on purpose.
11:47Oh, got it. Who knew he was such a snake?
11:51I thought he was just a harmless simp.
11:53But he's got some serious game.
11:55What do we do, Lynn?
11:57What if he wins over Eve, and she forces you to accept him?
12:03No way!
12:04I won't let that happen, not on my watch.
12:06Let's move.
12:10I'm so sorry. Your first day here wasn't set up properly.
12:14Aye. No biggie, no biggie.
12:16If you hadn't stepped in last night...
12:18Seeing a stunner like you, anyone would jump to help?
12:21Me? A stunner? Please. I've got a daughter, you know?
12:26Congrats, host. Progress at 40%.
12:30Now...
12:32I think mature women have more charm.
12:37Thirsty? Let me grab you some water.
12:40Hold up. Mrs. Cole, I'm the secretary. I can't let you get the water.
12:44I got this.
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