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00:03And it's Sunday night, and this menu is going to be spicy!
00:08The show is getting ready to start.
00:10Are you ready?
00:11I'm ready.
00:12You always ready.
00:16Where is the honesty?
00:19Up to 20-something years with your fellow woman.
00:24This is an abomination.
00:26Hey, uncle, look over here.
00:28Lunk, uncle.
00:28Or abomination.
00:30Abomination right here.
00:31Uh-oh.
00:32Look at that face.
00:33I'm going to put my boot up your ass face.
00:36That's what that is.
00:38And, like, I know Muhammad is close by, so I'm getting, like, nervous.
00:42Like butterflies.
00:44Especially because I have my engagement ring that Muhammad gave to me last year when he proposed.
00:52Damn.
00:54Ziyad was back up for Muhammad, and Muhammad is back up for Ziyad.
00:57If I had found out that you were still holding on to, like, an engagement ring from another lover, I'd
01:02go all Latina out on you.
01:03Oh, Latina.
01:05If you want something, just go for it.
01:09You don't have to play games.
01:12Tell me you love her.
01:14Tell me you love her.
01:16Be honest, Michael.
01:18Don't be honest.
01:19Tell the truth.
01:20You're going to be a...
01:21It's a trick.
01:21I agree.
01:22Lie.
01:23It's a trick question here.
01:24Really.
01:30All right.
01:31Here we are.
01:31Welcome to Tampa.
01:32Woo-hoo-hoo.
01:34You know, it's actually my first time in Tampa.
01:36Never been.
01:37I mean, if you even call this Tampa, I feel like I'm in the middle of the woods over here
01:40in the swamp.
01:42Are you telling me that Miami is better than Tampa?
01:45Yeah, I would say so.
01:46Shut up.
01:47How do you like the season so far?
01:49Sometimes, you know, like, I laugh so hard I almost myself, you know?
01:52You don't.
01:53Oh, my God.
01:55Hopefully, I feel like it's going to be a good one tonight, too.
01:58Let's watch.
01:59I'm so excited to see Lisa and Daniel.
02:02Lisa spilled the guts that she was with women for 21 years.
02:07Can you imagine that?
02:08What's the uncle going to do?
02:10Perform an exorcism or something?
02:12I don't know.
02:13I'm ready to see beer kind of Michael.
02:15This is going to be interesting.
02:15Oh, yeah.
02:16Kick that beer can to the curb.
02:20Let's talk about Lisa and Daniel.
02:22I want to know what's going on.
02:24Does Daniel really think she is evil?
02:26I think he does.
02:27I don't know if he's going to accept her ever, to be honest.
02:29But what do you think about Elise and Josh?
02:31Well, I've been loving seeing them.
02:33They're crazy.
02:34I think they're in love.
02:35I think Elise is going to start going off.
02:37Do you think?
02:38Which is good for us.
02:39Let's see.
02:40Let's see.
02:41Boy, what are you doing?
02:44Last week, Josh gave Elise a back massage.
02:47So this week, it's your turn.
02:49Let's go.
02:50Get the massager.
02:51Get those fingers ready.
02:52Massage my hairy back.
02:56Your sandpaper-ass feet.
02:58Your feet off me.
03:01The joy style is what?
03:04Your feet need lotion.
03:13Okay, where we at?
03:15I hope you're not as bad at guessing this is my wife.
03:17She always guesses the wrong country.
03:19We're always like, oh, where are we?
03:20She's like, clearly.
03:20Clearly, dude.
03:21Yeah.
03:22Clearly.
03:26I'm worried.
03:29Yeah, you best be worried.
03:31I can't imagine being in her situation.
03:34I'd feel very embarrassed.
03:36Like, gee whiz.
03:38Will you speak first?
03:40Next, I have to speak first.
03:42I have to talk to him.
03:42He's my uncle.
03:43So I will explain everything to him.
03:47Daniel, what's going to happen if he doesn't forgive us?
03:50I don't know.
03:51I can't tell.
03:53Let's go to that first.
03:56Once Unc finds out she's been lying about her past, that's it.
04:00She's going to be written off.
04:01Nigeria is not a place to say, gee, I've been a lesbian for 21 years.
04:07She didn't lie.
04:08She just omitted.
04:09She didn't say everything.
04:10Right?
04:13That's going to be the biggest problem.
04:14Probably in their culture, like, lying is a big deal.
04:17Yes.
04:17The fact that she lied to his face, it's not going to go over well.
04:19I would say in every culture, being a liar is up, you know?
04:22Of course.
04:23When the uncle finds out this secret, the uncle's going to go like, what the this woman is?
04:35Oh, .
04:37Oh, here he comes.
04:39Boy, get ready for this one, Unc.
04:41Oh, damn.
04:42It's Uncle.
04:43He's like the mafioso.
04:45He's like the big daddy.
04:46Look, you can tell he means business.
04:48Look at his sandals.
04:49I don't think he's going to handle this well.
04:51He's going to be like, you can't marry this woman.
04:55Um, before you approved our marriage, there are some things she told me, which I told you,
05:03that she have divorced two times.
05:06But after all the blessings, she told me that she have gotten married five times.
05:16They all go like, what the ?
05:18Uh-oh.
05:18Look at that face.
05:19I'm going to put my boot up your ass face.
05:22That's what that is.
05:26And she has not been divorced legally.
05:31This is too much.
05:33Oh, wait.
05:35Just wait a minute.
05:36Oh, you haven't heard the last of it.
05:38Oh, this isn't the best part.
05:40So this is what she told me.
05:43And she also told me that from 21 years now, that she has been in a relationship with several women.
05:52Oh, not just once.
05:54And married to them.
05:56Is she going to turn on the tears?
05:58That's what I would do.
05:59You told me that you have stopped everything about lesbianism.
06:07I have.
06:07I have.
06:08But why am I hearing this one now?
06:11Where is the honesty?
06:14This is an abomination.
06:18Abomination?
06:19Oh, my gosh.
06:21That's a strong word.
06:22Hey, uncle, look over here.
06:24Look, uncle.
06:25Or abomination.
06:26Abomination right here.
06:28His uncle's probably like, he's like, I thought it couldn't get worse at this point.
06:33Like, what is happening?
06:34He just looks so close.
06:35Water, water, please.
06:38When I came to you and I told you I have stopped, I have stopped.
06:42I just didn't tell you how many times or what it was in my past.
06:46It's my past, sir.
06:48My culture is very different in America.
06:51I can't help what my past is like.
06:53I can't change my past, sir.
06:55No, you can never change your past.
06:57You just alternate your future.
06:59She's not a part of your religion.
07:00She's not African.
07:02It didn't happen when she knew him.
07:04Why do people put themselves in these, like, very predictable situations?
07:09Like, you know what's going to happen here, right?
07:11Why would you put yourself into that position?
07:13If you love somebody and you want to be with them, the past is the past.
07:16You know, I've messed up a thousand and one times.
07:18Oh, me too.
07:19The past doesn't define me.
07:30Oh!
07:32Uncle say don't get married.
07:34I need to breathe.
07:37Oh.
07:38He has no sympathy for her whatsoever.
07:42She's having a panic attack.
07:44Uncle, come on now.
07:46Yeah, if somebody get that woman in her back, she hyperventilating or something.
07:49You don't know if she got asthma.
07:53Why is she crying?
07:55In spite of the offense she has committed, she's still crying.
08:01I wonder.
08:02I wonder what the...
08:03Why is she having a panic attack?
08:04Yeah.
08:05You know, she's crying because she feels guilty.
08:08She feels she lost her chance with her true love, Daniel.
08:13Uncle should know that.
08:15I feel she is pretending just to get sympathy from me.
08:21That's another offense.
08:23Damn.
08:24I think so too, but I didn't see a tear.
08:26You did say that, yeah?
08:27I didn't see a tear.
08:28Man, his sphincter is tight.
08:31You know what?
08:31I'm not going to call my uncle no more.
08:32He's the warden.
08:33I forgave her the first time.
08:36Now, I withdraw my approval and my blessing.
08:41Oh my God, this is not going right.
08:44I think at the end of the day here, he's going to give her a chance.
08:49He seems pretty pissed.
08:50I don't know if he will.
08:58It's kind of crazy that I'm back because I wasn't expecting to see Muhammad ever again after he broke up
09:06with me.
09:06Oh, she's going to meet Muhammad now?
09:09That went fast.
09:10I know.
09:10Like, a week ago, she was having sex with a virgin, what's his name, Z-E-E-D?
09:16Z-E-E-D, yeah.
09:16And after this, right now, Muhammad is next.
09:19This, her going to meet him and all that proves that she doesn't really know what she wants.
09:24She's not in love how she says she is.
09:26Like, she's now on to the next guy on the same vacation.
09:29And, like, I know Muhammad is close by, so I'm getting, like, nervous, like butterflies,
09:35especially because I have my engagement ring that Muhammad gave to me last year when he proposed.
09:43Hold on, hold on.
09:45Time out.
09:45Red flag this.
09:46So you was out there with Z-E-E-D, and you had another man's ring in your possession pretty
09:52much.
09:52So you've been holding on to that ring for a very long time.
09:56Well, see, that shows me she's not over Muhammad.
09:59No.
10:00You know, if I had found out that you were still holding on to, like, an engagement ring from another
10:04lover,
10:05I, you would see a side of me that you never have.
10:08I really, I'd go all Latina out on you.
10:11Oh, Latina.
10:13Jasmine ain't got on me.
10:15Panama, Mexico, it's coming.
10:17You're going to throw a shake at me?
10:21But I think him just being willing to come and see me for lunch or coffee or whatever
10:27is a sign that he would be open to potentially starting a relationship again.
10:35Hold up.
10:36You just broke up with a guy not even 24 hours ago.
10:40Ain't you already planning to jump the gun and be in another relationship?
10:44She's caliente as ****.
10:46Well, well, well.
10:48Now the roles change.
10:49Zied was back up for Muhammad, now Muhammad is back up from Zied.
10:52It's almost like football.
10:54Backups, you know, somebody takes the starting spot and the other one gets back in line.
10:58Well, then, you know what?
11:00Zied's feelings are kind of validated.
11:02Really?
11:02Then.
11:03So he was right about her.
11:05I know, and I hate thinking that way.
11:07Like, I hate being on his side because he was...
11:10Mean about him.
11:11But it proves him right.
11:15She's scatterbrained.
11:16She's not in love with either one of them.
11:19Yeah, she can't make her mind up.
11:20She needs to just stay home.
11:22Yeah.
11:24Hello?
11:25Hello.
11:25What do I think?
11:27Um, I think I'm going to wait to order until he shows up.
11:29Yeah.
11:30I'll just wait.
11:34So she's there first.
11:36The question is, you think he's going to be with Muhammad.
11:38You don't know if Muhammad's dating somebody or married already.
11:41Don't go, Muhammad.
11:42Don't go.
11:43It's a trap.
11:43Oh, he's just thinking of that cleavage.
11:54Where's Muhammad?
11:56Oh!
11:57That's him?
11:58Yeah.
11:59That's him.
12:00Who the is that guy?
12:02That looks just like him.
12:05Everybody Muhammad now.
12:07She delusional.
12:09She delusional.
12:10You're going to start seeing everything.
12:11You know the desert play tricks on you.
12:13He's not going to show up.
12:14You don't think?
12:15He's not going to show up.
12:18Excuse me?
12:20Hi.
12:21Um, could I actually order a cappuccino, please?
12:24Yes.
12:26I'd get a cocktail.
12:28Well, that's why you drink coffee, to wake up.
12:30Maybe she need to wake up, because I don't think Muhammad's going to come.
12:34I think he's running game on him.
12:38Oh, it says that Muhammad's online.
12:41He's read all my messages, and he's online.
12:47I used to check that on yours all the time when we were long distance.
12:51Because you wouldn't answer for like 20 minutes, and I'm like, when I wrote the text, it said
12:56he was online.
12:57Because I had a real job.
12:59I had a real one, too.
13:01I owned a damn business.
13:07Uh-oh.
13:08Message.
13:13Are you kidding me?
13:15What?
13:16What'd he say?
13:17He blew her off, right?
13:19I can't make it.
13:20I broke my arm.
13:22A fiancé?
13:24He said he has a fiancé.
13:27What?
13:30This girl can't catch a break.
13:33Whoa.
13:34I wonder why he invited her.
13:34She did her bad, man.
13:36Oh, yeah.
13:36He did her dirty.
13:37That's dirty.
13:39It's a sign you need to go home.
13:41Get out of Morocco.
13:43And how many of y'all women have got to go over there to realize, hey, Morocco's
13:49may not working out for us American women.
13:51Well, I'll tell you, they got a really good line.
13:53They make you feel loved.
13:55Like, they really sincerely care.
13:57They must teach it in school or something, how to love bomb someone.
14:04Michael just arrived in Turkey, and it just feels really freaking awkward.
14:10I feel like Bearcon's being ridiculously cold to Michael.
14:14You think?
14:15He's acting like a prick.
14:17That's what he's acting like.
14:18Well, he acts like a big fake.
14:20Like, he thinks he's a big somebody.
14:23Well, do you have any advice for Michael?
14:25Leave.
14:26Go back to the United States.
14:28Don't get in the middle of this.
14:32Looky, looky, looky what I got.
14:36Moroccan spiced oranges.
14:38Moroccan spice?
14:39What kind of spice is on them?
14:40Oh, there's some sesame seeds and cinnamon.
14:44And just try it, Julian.
14:47Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
14:49This is a real thing.
14:50Isn't it good?
14:51These are the perfect treat for Emma in Morocco.
14:55Spicy.
15:06Okay, got pussy in the streets.
15:09Oh.
15:10Cats.
15:11They got cats everywhere in this place.
15:12Yeah, man, they like cats.
15:14Yes.
15:15Yeah, man?
15:15But just passing by.
15:17Oh, so you haven't been to Turkey.
15:19No, I actually stopped there for two nights because the airplane was delayed, so I just ate some stuff.
15:25They have good food.
15:26Oh, yeah, they got really good food.
15:27Yeah, meat is good.
15:28Do you like this movie or violence?
15:36I don't know, man, like, do you feel intimidated when Birkan is saying, do you like violence?
15:41I don't know.
15:41This guy just scares me in general.
15:43But you're the pro.
15:43How should he be more intimidating?
15:45Actually, you're right, man.
15:46These skinny guys, like, that with them crossing legs, like, this, they're the most...
15:51Scares me more than you, to be honest.
15:54Shit, you're in my house, man.
15:55Like, what?
15:56What do I...
15:57Come on.
16:04Michael just arrived in Turkey, and it just feels really freaking awkward.
16:10You think?
16:11Birkan's not making a good impression, though, because he's acting like an ass here, though.
16:15Does he have to?
16:16If he came, he came.
16:17Does he have to, though?
16:18Does he want to?
16:19I know.
16:20If I really cared about Laura, I'd least try to.
16:23Wow.
16:24He's acting like a prick.
16:26That's what he's acting like.
16:27Well, he acts like a big fake.
16:29Like, he thinks he's a big somebody.
16:32It's almost like he's wanting a fight to happen.
16:35Yeah.
16:36Laura liked that, because she looked like she's enjoying it, like, oh, yeah, they're fighting for me.
16:41You know what?
16:42You probably got a good point.
16:43Maybe she want to put that in one of her novels.
16:45Birkan and Michael are fighting over me.
16:48Yeah.
16:48And I really don't know why.
16:51Birkan punches Michael.
16:52And his sweat is pouring all over his body.
16:56And I am just obsessed with watching them both sweat and fight over me.
17:02I feel like Birkan's being ridiculously cold to Michael.
17:07And really, it's so intentional and completely unnecessary.
17:12Yeah.
17:13I think he should be.
17:14It's unnecessary for you to have Michael over to meet your boyfriend.
17:18Like, you are the problem.
17:21How would you feel in his situation?
17:22I'd be doing the same thing.
17:23First of all, I wouldn't have allowed it.
17:25I would have said, no.
17:26Exactly.
17:26I'm not meeting with this guy.
17:28Tell him he can pack his bags and turn around and go back to America.
17:31Absolutely.
17:31I don't want him around this.
17:32That's it.
17:32If we met the first time and you said, oh, I'm bringing my friend to evaluate us, I'd be like,
17:38forget it.
17:39I'm freaking too old for this kind of crap if you can't figure it out yourself.
17:46So, if you want, I can show you around.
17:50This is my country.
17:52This is my city.
17:53And you're the friend.
17:55My love.
17:57What?
17:59Nice.
18:01See, it was just being him.
18:03He's nice.
18:04Wow.
18:05I don't know.
18:05If Birkan told me he was going to show me around Turkey and I was like, in this guy's situation,
18:10like, he should be worried.
18:11Yeah.
18:12He's like, you just have to go on that cliff over here.
18:14Very good.
18:14Walk down this alley.
18:16Just go down this alleyway, take a ride.
18:18You'll be fine.
18:20I had to be a jerk at the beginning, you know, because he has to know the boundaries.
18:27I play this game a lot.
18:29And this is my strategy.
18:32I have to get information first.
18:34I'm going to get to know him.
18:36And when I realize his motive, I'll be the mother and stop set.
18:42Hey, let's not forget, you got a torn ACL, buddy.
18:45So you ain't in that great shape.
18:47I'll be the mother if that stops him.
18:50I like him.
18:50Dude, this is a serious guy.
18:52Look at his shoulders.
18:53This guy looks serious.
18:55Oh, he's like a knifing little beer can.
19:00God, I'd be afraid to turn my back on him, though.
19:07That's for you, people.
19:19Help me, God.
19:20If my daughter ever brought somebody home like that, we'd have a lot of problems.
19:25So do you have any advice for Michael?
19:27Leave.
19:28Go back to the United States.
19:30Don't get in the middle of this.
19:33He said, I don't want to hear from you anymore.
19:38I'm so done.
19:39I'm done.
19:41Well, she's really ticked off, but you brought it on yourself.
19:45She didn't even pay for her cappuccino.
19:48She's dipping out on that bill.
19:50The fiance got a hold of his phone and said, bitch, back off.
19:54That's what happened.
19:55I'm sure that's what happened.
19:56He's like, bye.
20:00Annie, Emma's going to Casablanca like the famous movie.
20:05Okay.
20:06Just kiss me, nigga.
20:08It's your last time.
20:12No thanks.
20:15No thanks.
20:16You keep that over there.
20:20I'm so funny.
20:25Where are we?
20:26Oh, well, Casablanca, Morocco.
20:30He said, leave me alone.
20:31I don't want to see you anymore.
20:32I have a fiance.
20:33What the ?
20:36Did you think he was going to wait for you, Emma?
20:39Damn.
20:40He said, chew up.
20:41Honestly, I would do some like that to somebody.
20:44Especially somebody who did me wrong.
20:45Exactly.
20:46Absolutely.
20:47You know, like, I would just make her a bill, too.
20:48You know, like, hey, let's eat and give her a bill.
20:51And after this, I'll leave.
20:52Roll out, yeah.
20:52Not that I did it before.
20:56He literally called me and said he wanted to see me, asked if I was there.
21:03He said, I don't want to hear from you anymore.
21:07I'm so done.
21:09I'm done.
21:11Well, she's really ticked off.
21:13But you brought it on yourself.
21:15She didn't even pay for her cappuccino.
21:18She's dipping out on that bill.
21:21He's like, bye.
21:23Well, that's totally his fiance.
21:24Yeah, it sounds like a girl.
21:26Yeah.
21:26The fiance got a hold of his phone and said, bitch, back off.
21:30That's what happened.
21:31I'm sure that's what happened.
21:33Okay, what now?
21:34Are you going to run back to Zied?
21:36Maybe it's a sign you should travel back home to L.A.?
21:38I bet you she's calling Zied right now.
21:40Oh, yeah.
21:41How does Mohamed get engaged?
21:43I'm still single, but Mohamed is engaged.
21:46In what world?
21:48Literally in what world?
21:51Why?
21:52And I'm not.
21:53Make it make sense.
21:58She sound like a hater, yo.
22:00She sound bitter.
22:02What is it?
22:03A contest?
22:03Who gets engaged first or married first?
22:07She's jealous.
22:07Yeah, she's jealous.
22:09Jealous and hurt at the same time.
22:10Yeah.
22:12I wish his fiance luck,
22:13because I know she's probably going bankrupt
22:15with all the money she's sending him,
22:17everything she's doing to support him,
22:19all the gifts for him and his family,
22:21because that's exactly what happened to me.
22:23So I honestly wish her luck.
22:24And him.
22:26him.
22:27Zied.
22:28Mohammed.
22:28both of them.
22:32Sorry about F-bombs.
22:33F the world.
22:36Hey, it's like you.
22:37Every time I see you,
22:38this is what it sounds like.
22:40Beep, beep, beep.
22:43F the home of F-bombs.
22:45F the home of F-bombs.
22:46F the home of F-bombs.
22:47F the home of F-bombs.
22:47F the home of F-bombs.
22:48F the home of F-bombs.
22:49I know someone's going to meet me,
22:51and someone's going to love me,
22:53and someone's going to appreciate everything that I do,
22:55and the person that I am.
22:57And I'm going to walk into this water
22:59and I'm going to swim to another country.
23:01I think it's time for her to go back to Los Angeles.
23:05Find herself a real man.
23:07This is a 180.
23:08This ain't 90 days.
23:09This is a 180.
23:10She just had to go see it or go get see it.
23:13Mohammed is not for you no more.
23:16this ring.
23:17And everything that it represented.
23:21They waiting.
23:22Throw that in the ring.
23:23I'm going to pick it up and pawn it.
23:25Who's that crazy American
23:26screaming at the water?
23:28Because I don't need it anymore.
23:30And I will find love somewhere else.
23:34I'm done.
23:35Oh, she's going to throw the ring in the ocean.
23:38I should get some money off of that.
23:40No, don't throw that in the ocean.
23:42Throw that in your bank account, girl.
23:51How far did it go?
23:52If you're going to throw that,
23:53you need to pivot your hips,
23:55take your arm back further,
23:56put some ass into it.
23:57That was not a throw.
23:58I didn't know you could put your ass into a throw.
24:01You got to put your ass into it.
24:02You got to pivot and put your ass into it.
24:04Guess she doesn't need any money.
24:06Oh, my gosh.
24:07You poor thing.
24:08Should we be laughing?
24:09I feel bad now.
24:10We shouldn't be laughing.
24:11In her world, she's sad.
24:13Well, yeah.
24:13I'd be bad for her.
24:14She's pretty.
24:16I think she's nice.
24:18You know, she's going to find somebody.
24:20Emma, how did you throw away
24:23the brazos?
24:25You're supposed to keep the brazos.
24:29You must adore the brazos.
24:32Please be nice to the brazos.
24:35You must love brazos
24:36and you put brazos on.
24:40Oh, brazos.
24:41You don't never get rid of the brazos.
24:46You say one thing
24:48and do another thing.
24:51Tomorrow,
24:53you may go back to your vomit.
24:56That's my word.
24:58What's that mean?
25:00To hurdle lesbianism?
25:01Is that what vomit is?
25:02Go back to your vomit, baby.
25:05What the f*** are you talking about?
25:06Bleh!
25:08Your facial hair was not growing in.
25:11It was so thin.
25:12Yeah.
25:12And I ordered you some
25:13stick-on facial hair.
25:15So now I have to wear fake hair?
25:17Well, when I got with you,
25:18you were a boy
25:19and now you're a man, I guess.
25:20Well, in your defense,
25:20this part just doesn't seem
25:22you don't want to grow.
25:22So I guess this part has it.
25:23So maybe it'll look good.
25:25Or tell me if I should let it grow.
25:26Let's see.
25:27Is it in the right place?
25:28Oh, my God.
25:29My sex?
25:30You look like you're a criminal
25:31or something.
25:32Here, I'll put...
25:33Are you in a bra ward?
25:34Are you freed up?
25:35I'll put it here.
25:35That look good.
25:36Let me see.
25:38No, that does not look good.
25:39Do I look like Madonna?
25:41No, I don't think
25:42these are going to work.
25:43I like it.
25:43That was a waste of money.
25:48Back in Nigeria
25:49and the lesbian woman
25:51from America.
25:54She should have known
25:55this is a bad idea
25:56from the beginning.
25:58Where's Ankh?
25:58My favorite...
25:59Oh, boy.
25:59My favorite scary person.
26:01Poor, poor Lisa.
26:04Calm down, Lisa.
26:06Come on, Uncle.
26:06Have some sympathy for her.
26:08Well, she's an abomination.
26:10Come on.
26:20Oh, that must be
26:25a universal saying.
26:26I think it is
26:27because we have that saying here.
26:28Oh.
26:30You say one thing
26:31and do another thing.
26:40Tomorrow...
26:41You may go back
26:42to your vomit.
26:44That's my worry.
26:46What's that mean?
26:48To her lesbianism?
26:50Is that what vomit is?
26:51Go back to your vomit, babe.
26:53Tokyo.
26:55To your vomit?
26:57Mr. Bulls***t.
26:59Tomorrow I may hear
27:00another story.
27:02No.
27:03No.
27:03I can promise you.
27:05I'm done lying.
27:06I am done hiding truth.
27:08It's like,
27:09people can change, Uncle.
27:11Wow.
27:12It's all about the D now.
27:14Lisa, you sure this is it?
27:16This is the last thing?
27:18Uncle.
27:19Uncle?
27:20I'm not God.
27:21No, you're not.
27:21I'm not God.
27:22And I am begging
27:23for your forgiveness.
27:25Oh, my gosh.
27:26Oh, f***.
27:27Dude, she's so...
27:28She got on her knees.
27:30Listen, hey, God.
27:31Go sit your ass down
27:32in that chair.
27:33Why are you pointing
27:34your knees to everybody?
27:35When all else fails,
27:37Lisa, just get on your knees
27:38and beg.
27:39I don't know.
27:40That's sad.
27:40To me, that's sad.
27:41That's going too far.
27:43Uncle, please.
27:45Please, sir.
27:46I love her with all my hats.
27:47I want to spend
27:48the rest of my life
27:49with her.
27:50Lisa, I can go
27:51on my knees.
27:52Please.
27:53Oh, you two now?
27:55First her, now you?
27:56Why are they kneeling
27:57down to him,
27:58like asking for his...
27:58So he's not...
27:59If he says no,
28:00he's not going to be able
28:01to come back
28:02to his family again?
28:03That's how I understand it.
28:04I'm surprised, actually,
28:05he's fighting this hard for her.
28:07I'm surprised and happy
28:08that Daniel's sticking up
28:09for her to go this way.
28:10Daniel's getting on his knees.
28:12I think he's legit.
28:14You insist in my room here, huh?
28:17That's what I want, Lisa.
28:20Please.
28:22I'm not the chief priest.
28:24I think you know that.
28:25I know, sir.
28:26It's not within my powers
28:27to forgive such an abominable act.
28:31What's the chief priest
28:32going to say?
28:33I don't know.
28:34So you need to go to king?
28:37Yeah.
28:38Now you go to the king
28:39and explain all your problems.
28:40Don't tell him you have to go
28:41talk to someone else.
28:42Yeah, I mean,
28:43this is just the stepping stone.
28:45Oh, God.
28:46They still have other people
28:47to go to, I think.
28:47Oh, God, that sucks.
28:49Because of this has mistakes.
28:51We have to consult
28:52the spiritual leaders
28:53and the elders.
28:56And they will be the ones
28:57to tell if the marriage
28:59will hold or not.
29:01Oh, no.
29:02They're going to rehash
29:04all this stuff
29:05all over again.
29:07That kind of sucks
29:08with the whole try
29:09not to know about her.
29:10I know.
29:11I only have one more day
29:12in Nigeria,
29:13and I want to leave here
29:14knowing that Daniel
29:15and I can get married.
29:17I'm so scared
29:18because I feel like
29:19I have no control
29:20over what's going to happen.
29:24She should have just
29:25been honest,
29:25and that's it.
29:26From the beginning.
29:27Exactly.
29:28I don't know
29:28if she's lived
29:29her whole life like this,
29:30but just by the way
29:31her daughter Faith
29:31has talked about her,
29:32she's always made
29:33the wrong decision.
29:34Oh, yeah.
29:34Everything.
29:35She should have
29:35best all this up to him
29:37before she ever went there.
29:38You know,
29:39Unc,
29:39he may be a little bit
29:40of a softer person,
29:41I thought.
29:42He had a change of heart.
29:43He seems like he's going
29:43to try to do what's right.
29:44You know?
29:45I like Unc, though.
29:47He's my type of man.
29:50BeerCon suggested
29:51that he and Michael
29:52hang out today
29:53on their own
29:54without me,
29:55and Michael agreed.
29:57So what are you
29:58going to do today?
29:59Like, what are you
30:00planning on talking
30:01to him about?
30:02We're going to go
30:02to the Turkish baths,
30:04get naked together,
30:05and get it rubbed down,
30:06and I'm going to talk to him.
30:07I want to see
30:08what he's packing first.
30:09BeerCon want no one.
30:10One-on-one.
30:11Sounds like something
30:12out of The Godfather.
30:14Is someone going to get wet?
30:18Hey, look what I got.
30:20What you got?
30:21Got some tequila, man.
30:22Oh, a cup of ice?
30:23Great.
30:23Yeah, man.
30:24What am I going to do with this?
30:25I mixed it already,
30:26but I'm going to be
30:27a very, very nice host,
30:29and I'm just going to
30:29do it in front of you,
30:30because this is how
30:31we do it.
30:33It's going to be
30:33a hard-ass tequila
30:35better than Alonso.
30:36Oh, yeah.
30:37Stiff.
30:38Let me guess.
30:39This is how you do it
30:41in Moldova.
30:42Well, thanks for coming over.
30:44All right, cheers.
30:45I'd like to let the cheers
30:46because this is not good luck.
30:48All right, cheers, man.
30:49Cheers is not good luck?
30:51Not right now.
30:52What kind of tradition
30:53is this?
30:53Okay, I'm just going to
30:54sit here and drink by myself.
30:56Just stay your ass over there.
31:03Oh, we in Turkey.
31:05I can talk about a street cat.
31:06Get over here!
31:09Look at Beer Can
31:10going to the middle.
31:11It was rough, man.
31:12He's like,
31:13you're not getting nice
31:13to my woman,
31:15you little bitch.
31:17Good morning.
31:19Good morning.
31:20Beer Con suggested
31:21that he and Michael
31:22hang out today
31:23on their own
31:24without me
31:25and Michael agreed.
31:27Wow.
31:27Wow, okay.
31:29Beer Can
31:29and Michael going out
31:31sounds like
31:32it's going to be a problem.
31:34Remember, Beer Can
31:35did say
31:36he wants to test,
31:37he wants to see,
31:38and he wants to find out,
31:39so this is a way
31:40to do with that.
31:42So what are you
31:42going to do today?
31:43Like, what are you
31:44planning on talking
31:45to him about?
31:46We're going to go
31:47to the Turkish baths,
31:48get naked together,
31:49and get it rubbed down,
31:50and I'm going to talk to him.
31:51I want to see
31:52what he's packing first.
31:54Time will tell.
31:55I can't tell you
31:56before I got there.
31:58We're going to play
31:59some pool.
32:01We're going to get the chance
32:03to one-on-one talk with him.
32:05Now it's my chance.
32:09Why wouldn't I go
32:10but he said we might...
32:13Beer Can Want,
32:14in a one-on-one
32:16sounds like something
32:17out of The Godfather.
32:19You know,
32:20it's like,
32:20is someone going to get wet?
32:29I haven't played pool
32:30in years.
32:31Yeah.
32:32Shereen,
32:32have you managed on me?
32:33As a practice.
32:35I think Beer Can
32:35tries to put his masculinity
32:38like in work over here.
32:40He tries to show
32:40who has the bigger balls.
32:42Yeah, he's going to make
32:43it very clear.
32:43You need to stay away
32:44from my woman.
32:45Yeah.
32:46Beer Can needs
32:47to get him drunk
32:49so he starts yakking.
32:52You care about her.
32:53That's why you flew
32:54all the way down here.
32:55Am I right?
32:58I'm right.
33:00That's a long way
33:01to fly for somebody.
33:02Just for something
33:03that you care about, yeah.
33:05Oh, Beer Can's
33:06investigating Michael.
33:07Yeah, he investigating you,
33:09Michael.
33:09I hope you paying attention
33:10and not just think
33:11y'all playing a pool game.
33:12Mm-hmm.
33:13If you want something,
33:15just go for it.
33:17You don't have to play games.
33:20Tell me you love her.
33:22Oh, he is really
33:23setting him up
33:24to like admit it.
33:25Tell you love her.
33:27Be honest, Michael.
33:29Don't be honest.
33:30Because if you tell the truth,
33:31you're going to be
33:31a lot of luck.
33:32This is a trick.
33:32I agree.
33:33Lie.
33:34It's a trick question here.
33:35Really.
33:36This is the one time
33:37I say lie.
33:41I mean,
33:42I've known her
33:42a year and a half, man.
33:44Yeah.
33:44If I was in love with her,
33:46I would have made a move.
33:48So he's saying he's not?
33:49I think he's denying the truth.
33:51He's saying he's not.
33:52Okay.
33:52He wouldn't be in Turkey
33:53if he was not in love with her.
33:54Let's be honest.
33:55Yeah, yeah.
33:56Dude, you made a move.
33:57You're blowing.
33:58No, no, no, no.
34:00Laura made a move on me.
34:03Oh, what?
34:05Oh.
34:06Oh.
34:07I never saw that coming.
34:10Oh.
34:11You see what's happening?
34:12You see?
34:13Hold on.
34:14Time out.
34:14He made him talk.
34:16He made him talk.
34:17He made him talk.
34:19He pulled it out of him.
34:20The old school.
34:22Oh, no.
34:22You did this.
34:23Oh, no.
34:24Oh, no.
34:24Oh, no.
34:25Keep going back and forth,
34:26back and forth, back and forth.
34:27Oh, no.
34:27She made a move on me.
34:28And you went for it.
34:30She made a move?
34:32She made a move on me.
34:33It was long before she met you, buddy.
34:35But she made a move on me.
34:37Yeah.
34:37So I have said no,
34:39and I will continue to say no.
34:41Guys always want to do this.
34:43Like, you know,
34:43I could have f***ed her.
34:44Yeah.
34:45But I didn't want to.
34:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:46Yeah, right.
34:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:47Usually that's the guys
34:48who didn't really have a chance.
34:49Yeah, yeah, exactly.
34:50What if they had a chance
34:51and they got blown up?
34:52Yeah.
34:53You know?
34:53See?
34:54He been mad at him all along
34:56when it's really his honey.
34:58She never mentioned this before.
35:02And that is the real problem.
35:05And the problem
35:06is not because of you.
35:09The problem is because of her.
35:12That's what happens
35:13when your ass go looking
35:14for evidence
35:15in all the wrong places.
35:16He should have kept
35:17his mouth shut.
35:18He's giving beer can ammunition.
35:21I never expected that.
35:23That's crazy.
35:24And he told the worst person
35:25that he could.
35:26Oh, gosh.
35:27I'm disappointed in Michael.
35:29It's like,
35:30man, you threw Laura
35:31under the bus
35:32and backed up
35:34and ran over her.
35:35Now she's going to get
35:35a lot of problems
35:37from him.
35:37Watch.
35:38I believe you
35:39and I don't believe
35:40Laura anymore.
35:41My trust is broken right now.
35:46There is one secret.
35:49There will be probably more.
35:50It's a closet full of spirit.
35:53We learned that in Nigeria.
35:54Right?
35:56You say one thing
35:58and then more comes behind that.
36:00She kept something from me
36:02and I don't know
36:04what it's going to be
36:05in the future
36:06or is there going to be
36:08a future.
36:14Yikes.
36:15Laura has some explaining to do.
36:17Now they're going to be friends
36:19and Laura's the bad guy.
36:20Exactly.
36:21He sucked Michael in.
36:23Michael's a wuss now
36:24in my book.
36:25It's like,
36:25you wussed out, man.
36:27You wussed out
36:27on your buddy, Laura.
36:29He was tricked.
36:30I don't think he was.
36:30I think he was manipulated.
36:32So he just,
36:33he just got to do better
36:35about not getting manipulated.
36:36But I don't think
36:36he wussed out.
36:38I think he wussed out.
36:41Next time on
36:42Before the 90 Days.
36:43Last night was
36:44more sloppy.
36:47than I thought
36:48it would be.
36:49I am not a virgin anymore.
36:51Oh!
36:53Hashtags for the first time.
36:55Hashtags for the first time.
36:57Their hearts connected.
36:59Something connected, all right.
37:00I don't know
37:00where's your hearts.
37:01It's way better
37:02than what I thought, okay?
37:03Me and my hand,
37:04I'm sorry.
37:04We're going to have to break up.
37:06Getting married
37:07doesn't mean you break up
37:07with your hand.
37:08It doesn't.
37:10Wow.
37:11What were you doing
37:11in the bathroom
37:12so long the other night?
37:14You know what?
37:16The chief priest says
37:17we have to do a cleansing.
37:18Look at his shrine.
37:20Are you sure
37:21this is the right way?
37:22He can say
37:23that I can't be cleansed.
37:25Oh my God.
37:26What the hell
37:27is going on here?
37:28What the hell?
37:30What the hell?
37:31What the hell?
37:40He can't be clean at us.
37:41No, no, no, no.
37:42You leave that goat alone
37:43or you coming
37:44to talk to me.
37:46Josh hasn't been transparent.
37:48The Nat situation
37:49has not cleared up
37:50and that's lingering over us.
37:51Oh, so they're going
37:52out again, man,
37:53with Nat?
37:54With Nat?
37:55That's not a good idea.
37:56You guys are emotionally tied.
37:58Yeah, absolutely.
37:58So why the fuck am I here?
38:00Is this just sexual?
38:04This is like getting
38:06married last year.
38:08Have fun.
38:09Hey guys,
38:10let me ask you guys
38:10all the fucking questions.
38:13Am I crazy?
38:14Or is my guy living
38:15with a girl
38:15and getting financially
38:16fucking supported crazy?
38:18Come on, girl.
38:19You're going crazy.
38:21Oh, wow.
38:22What?
38:23What the fuck
38:23is going on?
38:24What happened to Elise?
38:26I don't know
38:26what happened to Elise,
38:27but all hell
38:28is breaking loose
38:29in that restaurant.
38:30Lisa, the homo gay,
38:31is having a hell of a day
38:33and I don't know
38:34if they're going to
38:34sacrifice her
38:35or the goat
38:35or what's happening,
38:36but I want to find out next week.
38:37It's scary.
38:38It's going to get
38:39even more tense next week
38:40and I cannot wait.
38:41This cocktail was so good
38:42let's still have enough.
38:43I need a relief like that.
38:44Oh my God.
38:45Dude, while you're in Tampa
38:47here, after work,
38:48maybe we can hang around.
38:49Let's go.
38:49Let's do some jet skis.
38:50I have like
38:51access to the boats.
38:52What do you want to do?
38:53You're actually going to
38:53take me to do something fun?
38:54Some margaritas
38:55or some ?
38:56Let's do it.
38:56I'm going to be here
38:57for another week too.
38:58Yeah, man.
38:58Let's go.
38:59Party's just starting.
39:00Yeah.
39:00Hey, do you want to go outside
39:02and play with the bonkies
39:03and maybe have a little bonfire?
39:05I would love to, Mom,
39:07but I don't want to be
39:07held responsible
39:08if the fire breaks out
39:10and plus it's a little late.
39:11I got to get home.
39:11I got to work in the morning.
39:12Okay.
39:13Well, I'll see you next week.
39:14This episode was really good.
39:16The menu was good
39:17and all that.
39:17This menu kind of
39:18left me gassy tonight.
39:20I got a lot of gas.
39:21Go, s***.
39:22I leave.
39:24Where you running?
39:25I'm out of here.
39:26Don't leave.
39:26I got something nice for you.
39:28No, bye.
39:30Don't worry.
39:30I'll get you tonight.
39:31I'll get it under the blanket.
39:32You.
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