00:05The
00:19London and on the streets, Londoners go about their London-y business.
00:24Unaware that just below their feet lies the top-secret lab of Professor Squawk & Cluck.
00:30I do love a new pair of shoes.
00:35Whoa, top secret!
00:38And the perfect landing.
00:39I'd call that a rather successful test flight, wouldn't you, Penfold?
00:44If you say so too!
00:48What's the meaning of this?
00:50This pronoun used to describe a specific thing or person close at hand.
00:54For example, this is a fantastic pair of jet boots.
01:01I'm trying to keep the lab tidy.
01:03We have a special guest today.
01:05Oh, look, Mr Snuggles! Sweets!
01:12They aren't sweets.
01:13They're mini particle fusion bombs.
01:19Hello, Mr Big Mouse.
01:21You have to shake Mr Snuggles' hand too.
01:25Ah, hello, Mr Snuggles!
01:26Snuggles!
01:26Dawn won a competition to spend the day in the lab with me.
01:30Daddy bought me a squeal in entries to make sure I won!
01:34Let's play!
01:35Sorry, Dawn.
01:37I don't really play.
01:38Let's have a tea party!
01:39Oh!
01:39Oh!
01:40Ah!
01:42Ah!
01:45Ah!
01:46Ah!
01:49Ah!
01:50Ah!
01:51Ah!
01:51Ah!
01:51Ah!
01:52Ah!
01:53That was close!
01:54I nearly lost him!
01:56Ah!
01:57Ah!
01:58My favourite pen!
01:59Hmm.
02:00Oh, look, Mr Snuggles!
02:01A hot tub!
02:02We've got one of these in all our houses!
02:04Not my mouth!
02:07Me, Mr Snuggles!
02:10I've got him!
02:12Ah!
02:12Let's play Shinsies!
02:13Me first!
02:15Ow!
02:16That's not a real game!
02:18Well, Dawn, it was lovely having you here, but it's time to go!
02:22But, but, but...
02:23You think so, wouldn't you?
02:29You'll be sorry!
02:30I will in my revenge!
02:33Well, wasn't she... adorable?
02:36She's seen jolly cross, Chief!
02:38Don't worry, Penfold.
02:39That's the last we'll see of her.
02:48That silly professor was so nasty, wasn't she, Mr Snuggles?
02:52Uh, don't be sad, Dawn.
02:54I know something that will make you smile.
02:56What's that, Mr Snuggles?
02:57Oh, about a dress-up girly princess party!
03:00Yay!
03:00Girly princess party!
03:02Hi!
03:03Bam, bam!
03:03I feel alive, but I'm in all this time, time.
03:06This morning, coming so I want to stop, I'm going to play.
03:10Oh, Mr Snuggles?
03:11Huh?
03:21I feel like I have a good workout in the morning, don't you, Chief?
03:24I just need to work out what to eat first, bacon or egg.
03:28I always find the best way to start a day is a 26-mile jog, 1,000 tried push-ups,
03:33and a colossal...
03:36Damn, deadly serious news.
03:39You're trying out a new look?
03:40I didn't do this, a little girl did.
03:43It isn't funny, I totally mean it.
03:51Well, I suppose it's cheerful at least, like some kind of pink door.
03:55I love it when we get the concert totally in my bedroom.
03:58I'll get up out of bed and wake up my homegirls.
04:02Hey, Bobby.
04:04Hey!
04:05She's so cool.
04:07All dolled up, just playing chess by the pool.
04:11Come on, we got important things to do.
04:15It's her, and her, and me, and you.
04:18Don't, thank you.
04:19Hey!
04:20The one that is only, stop with that!
04:22It's her, and you're like a little pink.
04:24It's beautiful, from head to toe, I'm ready to go.
04:26You know, you know who's pink.
04:29It's a tiara, and it's a dream.
04:32We like all the girls, but our painting looks so good on us.
04:36It's all to get tired.
04:38Transforming us into the old horrible princess.
04:40Yeah, you know it's a physical gap.
04:42Penfold, shush.
04:43So all we need to do is take off the tiara and be in the place.
04:46Hey, Bobby.
04:47I like your style.
04:49But before you can say worldwide reign of pink tarot,
04:53the princess has taken her reign of pink tarot,
04:56well, worldwide.
04:57From the Blue Ridge Mountains, er, Pink Ridge Mountains,
05:01to the Golden Gate, the Pink Gate Bridge,
05:03to Greenwood, I'll be in the county.
05:06I'm here at the White House.
05:08I'm here at the Magento Mansion.
05:10As we go Barbie, go Barbie.
05:13That's my Barbie now, wouldn't you?
05:17Come on, we got important things to do.
05:21It's hard, it's hard.
05:24The longer the princess wears the tiara, the more powerful she gets.
05:28She's literally turning people into her own plastic playthings.
05:31We need something to get us close.
05:32I'm thinking invisibility cloaks or teleportation capsules or...
05:37Or...
05:39We turn you into princesses.
05:42What?
05:42Oh, sea queens.
05:44I mean, what?
05:46You're just trying to get me back for all the inventions I've broken.
05:49It's the only way to get you close enough.
05:51Dressing you up like idiots is just a bonus.
05:53For goodness sake, DM, the fate of the world is in your hands.
05:57Do an amusing makeover montage and that's an order.
06:02Professor, make us beautiful.
06:19Being a princess is harder than it looks.
06:21Any tips on playing dress-up, Professor?
06:22Me? I haven't a clue.
06:24Never really been my thing.
06:26Oh, go on.
06:27We could really do with the help.
06:29It might even be fun.
06:30No, no! Get away from me!
06:31No!
06:32No!
06:34No!
06:36No!
06:36No!
06:36No!
06:38No!
06:40It's a princess!
06:43No!
06:43No!
06:44No!
06:46No!
06:48No!
06:57No!
06:57You played ever sad.
06:58Call me Princess Cindy.
06:59So, what do you do for fun?
07:00I mix real chemicals to create coppers which are unknown to science.
07:03And I'm here!
07:05Hey, bitch!
07:07Never mind!
07:11You!
07:12Hoop!
07:14I'll sell you with tea!
07:16Let's play!
07:17This is our chance, Professor.
07:18You play with her and we'll sneak up and grab that tiara.
07:21But I don't know how...
07:23So, how?
07:24What shall we play?
07:25That's cake!
07:28Pat it cake, pat it cake, I'm just a little girl.
07:31Pat it cake, pat it cake, I'm just a little girl.
07:33Pat it cake, pat it cake, I don't know the world!
07:39Do you like it?
07:41I love it!
07:42Shall I do yours?
07:43I never knew playing could be such fun!
07:46Here, take a look.
07:52Oh, it's fun!
07:55You're that nasty lady who wouldn't play with me!
08:03Snuggle him, Mr Snuggles!
08:05Snuggle him until he can snuggle no more!
08:08Ohhhh!
08:09The deal!
08:17Is Danger Mouse doomed to be the princess's plaything forever?
08:21Will the professor's first play date be her last?
08:23But on the plus side...
08:25Does Nintendo block star blubber?
08:28What are those shoes, Danger Mouse?
08:30Thanks, Professor!
08:31But I don't think now's the time!
08:32And by shoes, I mean boots!
08:35And by boots, I mean jer-boots!
08:37What?
08:38Why didn't you say that?
08:46Snuggles?
08:46Nooooo!
08:53Wanna play Chase, do you?
08:59Dive breathing marshmallows!
09:01Naughty ponies!
09:02Ohohoho!
09:03Have some more dry day apricots!
09:17Hey, princess!
09:19Before you blast me, how about a game of hide-and-seek?
09:22Oh, goody! My favorite!
09:24One magic pony, two magic pony, three magic pony!
09:28Whoa, whoa, whoa!
09:29Come here, was it hot?
09:32Hey, no!
09:33Sorry, playtime's over.
09:35Into the river, Faultier!
09:40Oh, heck!
09:42Betrodium, you destroyed the whole of London!
09:45No!
09:48Fooey.
09:50Looks like all back to normal.
09:52Not quite.
09:53What do you mean?
09:54Oh, my!
09:55Just look at these pyjamas!
09:58I suppose it's best just to let things be, right?
10:00Well, off to bed!
10:02Night!
10:03You have to admit it, Professor, you enjoyed playing like a little kid.
10:07Please, I was just playing that I like playing.
10:09I can't believe you bought it, Danger Mouse.
10:11Nope, you liked it.
10:13Didn't.
10:13Did.
10:14Didn't, Princess Cindy.
10:15Stop that chant.
10:16And so the world is saved from a pink dawn.
10:20But what other threats lurk in our rainbow universe?
10:23A crimson morning?
10:24A scarlet tea time?
10:25Whichever it is, we know we'll have a rosy future.
10:28As long as we're protected by the world's greatest secret agent, Princess Cindy!
10:33Narrator, shush!
10:34Righto!
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