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00:00.
00:09Mr. Beecher's making an announcement in assembly today.
00:13What?
00:13I think he's finally going to announce my three-tier campaign to change.
00:16No-one having to look at food in the canteen that makes them feel uncomfortable,
00:19the eradication of all JK Rowling books and the creation of a safe space for all to thrive.
00:23I'm going to get me a new cab.
00:27Settle down.
00:27The last thing we need is everyone spreading false rumours.
00:31Chill.
00:33Lad, the winner gets ten grand.
00:35An A-star GCSE and their choice and a free Big Mac.
00:38That's boss, lad.
00:39Do you know the soldiers after we shit up?
00:41Oh, yeah? Sorry.
00:42And it's a nine, not an A-star.
00:44I heard it's just an announcement about a new deputy head.
00:47Michi Day.
00:48He's calling it proper dictator shit.
00:52And it's got to be Mrs. Roberts because she's blackmailing them about exposing their affair.
00:56Are we going to be victims of an oppressor?
00:59Yeah!
01:00No way!
01:01Or are we going to stand up and fight back?
01:03Fight back!
01:04So who's with me?
01:06Yeah!
01:07Hey!
01:08Hey!
01:09Hey, Eddie's going to publicly expel you as he's found out about all the deep fake porn you've
01:13made of Mrs. Roberts.
01:14Ooh!
01:15We're all about you.
01:21Behave everything.
01:40Good morning, everyone.
01:42As some of you may already be aware, I wanted to use this assembly to...
01:47And now, Chima!
01:48Discuss what it means to be part of Oldsbrook High School.
01:51What's the point, Chima?
01:53What about me, Big Mac?
01:55Quiet!
01:56This week marks the hundredth anniversary of our fine institution.
02:01A hundred years of this school fueling futures, building friendships, molding minds.
02:09So, in honor of this momentous landmark, we are going to host a celebration this Friday,
02:17where pupils, past and present, can speak on how Oldsbrook has, and will, shaped their
02:25legacy.
02:28Quiet down!
02:32You all right?
02:33Yeah, I'm all right.
02:34You all right?
02:35I'm all right.
02:35Right.
02:36So, you're going to sing on Friday, then?
02:38Why?
02:39Are you giving a TED talk on how to successfully cheat on your fella?
02:42No, I was thinking more of a TED talk on the dangers of online grooming.
02:45Oh, well, you have fun with that girl.
02:46Because on Friday, I've got a date.
02:48Yeah?
02:49Is he picking you up in the van at all?
02:59Hello?
03:02Hello?
03:03Hello?
03:04Hello?
03:08Goodbye...
03:09I'm never gonna dance again
03:11Guilty feet, I've got no rhythm
03:15Though it's easy to pretend
03:17I know you're not a fool
03:21I should've known better than to cheat a friend
03:24And waste the chance that I've been given
03:27So I'm never gonna dance again
03:30The way I dance with you
03:34Are not funny, Rhys.
03:36And getting me here under the promise of free dried apricots
03:39Isn't funny either
03:39It was one kiss, lad
03:41I didn't mean it, I'm sorry
03:43Lad, please
03:47Oh, shit
03:47What's that, Ben?
03:49I know that I'm your homie
03:52I ain't just gonna let that go
03:54Are you still up for the state, though?
03:56I don't want you freaking out on me
03:58I won't if you won't
04:00Well, let's make it interesting, though
04:02Our bar are better
04:03Come on, then
04:04I reckon you're gonna get a bar ten sheet
04:06He is way out of his league looks
04:09You going higher all hour?
04:11I was thinking more
04:13I bet I can pick a better first date spot than you
04:15You're on, lad
04:16Anyway, I'm used to all of that
04:18She's out of his league looks
04:21My ex was well fitter than you
04:23Don't lie, don't lie, don't lie
04:25Right, Dad
04:26I've got this thing
04:28At school Friday evening
04:31Thinking of speaking at it
04:32It's about how school has shaped my legacy
04:35I was just wondering if you want to come down
04:38If not, no worries
04:39Just
04:40See you soon
04:41Bye
04:44When was the last time you sawed him?
04:47I don't know
04:48It's been a while
04:53I know you, lad
04:55I can see you're a mess
04:58You almost lost your best mate, Connor
05:01And then just when Chrissy was getting over the death of his ma
05:04You break his heart again by kissing his bird
05:06And now you die, brutally binge-off
05:08Having already neglected you for like six
05:10Oh, like, lad, he's just cunched
05:11It's a lot, actually
05:13But don't worry
05:14Lad
05:15Mo's got a solution
05:19Oh, lad, what's that?
05:21When you know the future
05:22It's easier to prepare for it
05:23Come on
05:24Pick a number
05:25This one's for your ma
05:28Five
05:29One, two, three, four, five
05:32Connor
05:36Reds
05:37Hmm
05:38What?
05:39Your ma's going to run away with a waiter from Uzbekistan
05:42Called Mustapho
05:43Well, he does leave you a PS5 with FIFA, though
05:47It's the black version, like
05:49Hoodie runnings and kickings
05:54We're going to figure this all out
05:56It's what Mace do, innit?
06:00Come on
06:06Here's your menus
06:07Thank you
06:10Not bad, James
06:11Not bad at all
06:12What, admitting to feet already?
06:14Oh, no
06:15This place is shy compared to the place that I've picked, but good effort
06:18Well, as I said online, it's one of the best date spots in the city
06:22And clearly one of the most expensive, too
06:24And there I was, thinking you were a regular
06:29He soon will be
06:31Seriously, though, mate
06:32You know what the best thing is about this place?
06:35Kidsy free
06:40Why don't I get us a bottle, eh?
06:42Oh, you're all right
06:43You really don't have to
06:44Oi, waiter, waiter, waiter
06:48I'm just going to use the ear
06:50Yeah
06:57So what are you getting you, then?
06:59What?
07:00For going on the date with him
07:01Oh, no, that's not
07:03Don't worry, girl
07:04We are all doing it
07:07Get on this
07:10He bought me this today
07:12From New Look and Bootel Strand
07:14Oh, go ahead
07:16I mean, some girls get clothes to buy for a Chanel bag
07:19But it seems like you're living the dream
07:25Thank you, everybody
07:26We're coming to this
07:27The 100th anniversary of Barnesbrook's store
07:30The Cleveland, the last, the event of 2014
07:34What?
07:36What?
07:36What?
07:37What?
07:37What?
07:37What?
07:37What?
07:37What?
07:37What?
07:37What?
07:37What?
07:37What?
07:40What?
07:40I'm not going to make you think
07:42It's not really my scene, all that emotional stuff
07:44Maybe ask your ma, yeah
07:46But I tell you what
07:47You did stare something in me, though
07:48With all that legacy chat
07:50I was having a proper good think
07:52About me own mark on the world
07:54And two words kept coming into me head
07:58Top
08:00Shagger
08:01I'm sick of you, Dad
08:07What if I'm not doing enough?
08:11Ella, you must keep going
08:14Without you, my world is full of plastic
08:19But what if I'm doing the wrong thing?
08:22The only wrong thing is to turn a blind eye to the suffering in the world
08:27But what if I don't want to see the destruction and misery of the world?
08:31Ella, this is your gift
08:34You must use it
08:37Am I a voice to the voiceless?
08:40Yes
08:43A voice to any and all who need you
08:51Because we are one
08:56Strange you, girl
08:57Get out, girl
08:59Sit down, just cross
09:00The tables aren't going to shock you, mate
09:05Hey, you keep it on, just get yourself
09:10We've had our fun this year, haven't we?
09:12But I'm tired of the games
09:14The secrets, the lies
09:17So now
09:18It's time
09:21For the final
09:24Reveal
09:40She's the airport
09:42Take it up, take it up, take it up, take it up, take it up
09:49Take it up, take it up
09:53Yeah, it was me
09:57Kieran Gibbons
09:59I am your ma
10:01Why did you do it, lad?
10:02Because I'm sick of not being noticed
10:04Of being nothing more than Lewis' right-hand lad
10:08That's not true, lad
10:09Isn't it?
10:10Mr. Seven wanks a day
10:11Taking in all the glory
10:13While I'm sat here
10:13Tugging myself raw
10:14Doing ten a day
10:15And no one gives a shite
10:16I give a shite, lad
10:18I see you wanking
10:20Lewis, get down
10:21And I see it for what it really is
10:23A cry for help
10:25I see you wanking, lad
10:27Listen
10:28I'm not perfect, mate
10:31Far from me
10:32Some might even say I'm a bit of a perv
10:34Yeah, 100%
10:37But together
10:39We can help each other
10:42Together
10:43We can be better
10:47Wow
10:49What a beautiful example of self-improvement
10:52Overcoming toxic masculinity
10:54Hey
10:56Play the video
10:57What video?
10:58The video
10:59The full thing
11:01No
11:02Are we going to see it?
11:03If this is what it takes
11:05To get you to believe me
11:06Then so be it
11:08Soon you'll meet the right girl
11:09And you'll want more too
11:12You reckon?
11:13Of course you will
11:14Everyone loves you
11:15I love you
11:20She's a bad slaggy
11:22What are you doing?
11:24I'm sorry
11:24I didn't mean it
11:25I love Chris Fetries
11:27He's your mate
11:27I know
11:28I didn't mean any
11:29And buy it
11:29Just go home
11:31No way
11:32I do not mean to kiss someone
11:34You fucked it, lad
11:36Amy, I'm so sorry
11:38Yeah, well, it's a bit late for that now, isn't it?
11:40Because if I need to provide evidence
11:41Every time something goes wrong
11:43If you can't trust me
11:45Then this isn't going to work
11:46Fella
11:46I don't want to see you, lad
11:49All right
11:55I admit
11:56You did pretty good with this one
11:58Pretty good?
12:00It's perfect
12:01It's just a
12:02Shit Leo DiCaprio
12:04Shit Leo DiCaprio
12:09Almost perfect
12:11Hey, come here
12:12I found a list of essential first aid questions
12:15Whoa, hold on
12:16Didn't realise I'd signed up for an interview
12:18Well, they're essential, James
12:20The internet says so
12:22Right
12:23If you could swap lives
12:25With any fictional character for the day
12:27Who would it be and why?
12:29Erm
12:31Winnie the Pooh?
12:32No, just chill and eating honey with the boys
12:35And suck off Eodo, the little Muppet
12:39What's the funniest memory you've created recently?
12:44Can I say
12:45Any time I've been with you?
12:48You can
12:52And where's a good one?
12:53Where did you see yourself in five years?
12:56It's a big one, eh?
12:57Is it?
12:58Well, where do you see yourself in five years?
13:01Er
13:01In me mansion
13:02Swimming in all me e-sports money
13:04And smoking cigars, obviously
13:07But, like, seriously, though, like
13:09Do you ever think about that stuff?
13:11Like, the future and all that?
13:12Like, do you want to have kids?
13:14Settle down?
13:14Er, calm down
13:15We've only just met
13:17You know what I mean?
13:18Not now, but, like
13:21Do you think you will?
13:22Well
13:24I've been on five years now
13:25There's so much that I want to do
13:27Like, when I'm 21
13:30I'm going to want to
13:32See the world
13:35Try different jobs
13:36And
13:38Go on loads of adventures
13:41What?
13:43It's just that
13:46When I'm 21
13:48I'm going to want my world to get bigger, aren't I?
13:51You'll be 30
13:52And
13:54You'll want your world to get smaller
13:56Just kids
13:57A house
13:58Settle down
13:59We don't know the future
14:00Yeah, I know that, but
14:03I do know that the longer that we do this
14:05The more painful it's going to get
14:07What happened to not throwing this away?
14:08Because we're scared
14:09It's not about being scared
14:10It's about just
14:11Being brave enough to see what's coming
14:13So all that stuff you said the other night
14:15I meant it
14:16Like, I want this to work
14:17So let's make it work
14:17It does work, but
14:19It doesn't matter how good things are now
14:22It's just never going to be enough
14:23To deal with what's coming
14:26Please don't do this
14:29You know, it's almost as if
14:30It's just
14:32Out of our control
14:34Because it's going to happen
14:35Whether we like it or not
14:38That's why this has to end, James
14:41I'm sorry
15:00Rhys
15:02Did you put a poster up
15:03Of Kim Jong-un
15:05Saying he was an exchange student
15:07Here in 1999
15:09Sorry
15:10It was Paul Potts, wasn't it?
15:13Paul Potts, Rhys
15:16But I know it was you
15:19It had Rhys Duffy
15:21Written on over it
15:23Mind you
15:24Most of the pupils in this school
15:25Wouldn't have a clue who he was
15:29You see, I know you, Rhys
15:32I know you
15:33Because I used to be like you
15:36Always playing the fool
15:37For an easier life
15:38Where nobody expected anything
15:41The trouble with that is
15:43You carry on like that
15:45Out in the big wide world
15:46And people believe
15:48That's who you are
15:50And there's no going back
15:54Is that your speech?
15:57It was
16:01If anyone should make a speech at you, Rhys
16:04There's no greater example
16:06Of what this school's all about
16:07Than you
16:08You've tried to exclude me six times
16:11Yeah, I know
16:13And you're still here
16:17Because this school believes
16:19In bringing our potential
16:20Helping our pupils see the talent they have
16:23And not be scared by it
16:26So you suck up everything
16:28This school has to offer
16:30And when you're older
16:33You'll be glad you did
16:42Thank you, sir
16:44You're welcome
16:47By the way
16:48You're on your final warning
16:49For what you did on the museum trip
16:51What did I do?
16:52I know it was you
16:53That told those Japanese tourists
16:55That I'm
16:56Morgan Freeman
17:04Hi
17:05Hi everyone
17:08I'm Mr Dunn
17:09As you all know
17:10I'm a teacher
17:13Anyway
17:14Tonight I am going to read a poem
17:17That I wrote for someone
17:19Who has been with me
17:20Throughout my Ellsbrook journey
17:23Someone who is very special to me
17:27It's called The Night She Needed Him Most
17:31A young boy
17:34A young girl
17:36A cycle of friendship
17:38To romance
17:40To friendship
17:41Once more
17:43To the night she learned her life
17:44Would change
17:45Forever
17:47The night where she was crippled with fear
17:50Panic
17:52Worry
17:53For what the future held
17:57But it was on this night that he
18:01Disappeared
18:04Consumed with fears of his own
18:07The years passed
18:08And we grew
18:11But whilst her fears would disappear
18:13His regret
18:16Lingered
18:18Time
18:20Moved forward
18:22But he could only look back
18:25Wishing
18:25He could do it all differently
18:28Just wishing he could return
18:32And be there for her
18:34On the night she needed him most
18:42What the hell was that
18:44It didn't even run
18:54I wasted 16 years for that
18:58Please stick around
18:59Mr. Meacher will be giving his final address shortly
19:07Did I miss the TED tour?
19:10What are you doing here?
19:12Bunch of bored and older heads
19:13Giving speeches about how the school
19:15Turned them into bored and older heads
19:16How could I miss that?
19:23I answered things with James
19:25What?
19:27Because of me?
19:28No, Gail
19:29Because of me
19:36Hey, come on
19:38At least you managed to escape that van of us
19:45What the fuck?
19:47I knew something was going on
19:49Is this what you've been doing?
19:51Come round being a slag
19:52With old William Shitesby
19:54Nah, fuck this
19:56Shit
19:57Rhys!
19:59Rhys!
20:00Rhys!
20:02Don't make me run after you lad
20:03But how dare you speak to me like that?
20:06Sorry, I...
20:06Why is that what you think of me?
20:07I'm a big slag
20:08No, why?
20:09Because I'm going out
20:10God forbid
20:11Trying to have my own life
20:12Working another job
20:13What other job?
20:16Mum
20:18I'm a housing officer
20:21I got the job a couple of months ago
20:23So I've been too busy all the time
20:25Why didn't you tell me?
20:26Because I was scared
20:27I was going to fuck it up
20:33I don't want you to think
20:34That I'm a failure
20:36I'd never think that
20:38I know you'll absolutely smash it
20:41And even if you didn't
20:44You'll never be a failure
20:46Not to me
20:48Look mum, I'm sorry for what I said
20:49It's just me head's been...
20:53What?
20:54What's going on son?
20:56I just feel like
20:57Everyone's moving on
20:59You
20:59You
21:00The lads
21:02Even me dad doesn't have time for me
21:03And he's not even been around long
21:06If everyone's moving on
21:08Where does that leave me?
21:10Oh
21:11The day I had you
21:12Was the best day of my life
21:16And just because
21:17I've got to try and figure out
21:19Who I'm going to be
21:20How tired of being your mum
21:21Doesn't mean I'm ever going to stop being your mum
21:25I'm always going to be there for you
21:28No matter what
21:29Do you understand me?
21:32You listen to me kid
21:34Just because your dad
21:35Is too sick
21:37To realise what he's missing
21:38By not being in your life
21:39Fuck him
21:43You kiddo
21:45Always has been always will be
21:47Okay
21:48Hanno
21:49Yeah
21:51Mr. Zonno
21:54Mimayamun
21:59We've come to the end of what's been quite a
22:02Unpredictable evening
22:03And I'd like to thank you all for coming along and helping
22:06Excuse me
22:09Sure
22:12Well
22:13To see us off
22:15A few final words
22:17From Reece Duffy
22:20Yes
22:23So
22:26We were asked to speak about the school
22:28And how it shaped our legacy
22:30But to be honest with you
22:31Apart from that absolute screamer
22:34I scored at lunchtime
22:37I don't know what my legacy is going to be
22:39So I've made this thing I want to show you instead
22:42I feel like
22:42It's more concrete
22:44More real
22:46More presents
22:55There is just no better feeling than being stuffed in every hole by three big piping hot cocks
23:02One cock
23:03Injustice
23:04Two cocks
23:05Injustice
23:06Three cocks
23:08Justice
23:09Did you get that?
23:10What are you doing?
23:15What are you doing?
23:22What have you done?
23:41I say a young boy, a young girl, I say you're not a nun to you, you know.
23:48You give me that back, delete that.
23:50Right!
23:51Don't be done easily!
24:01Now, your journey is about pursuing excellence in everything that you do.
24:07Whether it's in the classroom, sports field, even in your friendships.
24:12Excellence is not just about being the best, it's about the...
24:15Give me that bullet!
24:18Here we go, Maurice Duffy like a whitter on the field.
24:21Oh!
24:23Oh, good boys, you've done it again!
24:26Oh!
24:28What's going on?
24:28Feel it, feel it!
24:30What's going on?
24:31Someone call the medic!
24:32Are you having a seizure?
24:35Look at this whopper!
24:37How do we feel about that, girls?
24:39Shut up, you posh wanker!
24:40Oh!
24:42Very funny, but can we all just...
24:43Give me a pair of necklace!
24:46Seriously, Mr Meachan is trying to...
24:48I'm on Meachan!
24:49Now, if you all don't stop, I'm going to...
24:51Finish your Meachan!
24:53Mr Meachan!
24:54Oh my God, that's Mr Don.
24:55Is that a tear, I say?
24:57Crying arse.
24:58You're regretting your life choices, are you, sir?
25:00Wasted your life on a career, you're not cut out for, sir!
25:03Just fuck off!
25:04Philip!
25:06Come and see me in my office.
25:10If you don't tell me who it is, I'm going to come down so hard on all of us!
25:15Oh my God!
25:16Oh my God!
25:16Sir!
25:17It's behind you!
25:18Yeah, over there!
25:20Oh, Mr Meachan!
25:22Let me rub that fool in the air!
25:24Oh!
25:25Oh!
25:26I love that!
25:28Hey!
25:28Come on!
25:28Go on, girl!
25:30That's what you might be into, bro!
25:31Go on!
25:32What?
25:33What?
25:34What was that?
25:35A Duffy!
25:37Shhh!
25:37Shhh!
25:38Shhh!
25:39What now?
25:40Your shit!
25:41Your shit!
25:42Your shit!
25:43Mark, hang on.
25:44What is this?
25:45What's going on?
25:46Who brings props?
25:48Yaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!
25:53Yaaaaayyyyy!
25:57She's gone!
25:59And then Chris she wants the boner to walk away!
26:09Oh, she's yours!
26:11No, Fassi!
26:11The lad who's always got your back!
26:14No, duh!
26:14Unless you steal us as the mini flapjack, just walk away, walk away.
26:20Connor, Bell, his brain cells are sparse
26:25and they're obsessed with my ma's arse.
26:28Just walk away, walk away.
26:32Horse block icons is what they'll say, it's what they'll say, it's what they'll say.
26:39Just walk away, walk away, walk away.
26:46If you have got a sexual disease, you probably got it from my Louise.
26:54Just walk away, walk away.
26:58Creasy, the poshest Muppets I've never known.
27:02But he's still one of our owners.
27:06Just walk away, walk away.
27:08Horse block icons is what they'll say, it's what they'll say, it's what they'll say.
27:14Yeah, one more, one more.
27:15Walk away, walk away, walk away.
27:19Horse block icons is what they'll say, it's what they'll say, it's what they'll say.
27:25Come in, Dad, fam!
27:27Yeah!
27:28Come on!
27:29Come on!
27:30Woo-hoo!
27:32Lads, have you got a bonus?
27:33No!
27:41Because what I do know is that right now what we have is special.
27:45It's special because these are the best years of our life.
27:49Everything you feel, you feel it more deeply than you ever will again.
27:53Because you're feeling it for the first time.
27:58Like, the first time you fall in love.
28:02The first time you feel the pain of losing your best friend.
28:07The first time you feel a bond you'll know you'll have forever.
28:12The first time you feel valued, it's something you look up to.
28:17So let's not run away from it.
28:19Let's run towards it.
28:21Let's appreciate it.
28:22Let's embrace it.
28:23Let's make the fucking most of it.
28:30Reef, reef, reef so much!
28:42Reef, reef!
28:43Rebel, rebel, get on your dress.
28:46Rebel, rebel, your face is a mess.
28:50Rebel, rebel, have the game go.
28:53Hot Tramp, I love you so
29:00Don't you?
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