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LOL Last One Laughing UK S02E06 Here Comes the Aeroplane 1 H 264
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00:00We started with ten comedians
00:03It's like the first day of school
00:04And just one rule
00:06Do. Not. Laugh.
00:10Are you doing bubble right?
00:12Or burp.
00:13Oh!
00:14Or squirt sausages at a nice old lady.
00:17Oh dear.
00:18But one by one, they're cracked.
00:20No!
00:21Whoa, snap!
00:23Ten has become four.
00:26I've got to give you a red card.
00:29Oh!
00:31His eye looks like a grape in a tumble dryer.
00:40Who will go the distance
00:42And be the last one laughing?
00:44Okay, that was definitely a laugh.
01:22Doors.
01:25we've only got 40 minutes left so we're gonna go sudden death oh wow okay
01:33we've not got much time left if anyone laughs it's a red card
01:39what are you doing there jimmy i've got to go i've got to be quick
01:44that's very good look at them gun doors doors for fuck's sake
02:00jimmy as i live and breathe
02:07do you want a hand jimmy be okay
02:15if they didn't laugh at that they're not gonna laugh at anything no no
02:21you're really happy aren't you i might just leave that there doors
02:30he's left his freaking little sofa thing
02:46did you see that i bumped into the door yeah yeah i thought i styled out no no no no
02:53it was a little panic in your voice as you went doors doors doors doors doors that was so good
03:01god damn it
03:09bob's gonna get a song
03:11is that his laptop
03:14yes love song darling yes please would you join me i'd like to tell you about my true feelings for
03:22you
03:26so just relax yeah just wrote a few words for you
03:34you are the love of my life
03:39would you one day be my why
03:42cause if you would i would give up the booze
03:48tend to your crops and sterilize your loo
03:53both of those things i would do for you
03:57cause you are the love of my life
04:02you are the hobbit i adore
04:07i'll buy you meat and what's more
04:11if we were together i'd stop drinking bitter
04:16i'd polish your shoes
04:18and mend the leak in your shitter
04:21both of these things i would do for you
04:25cause you are the love of my life
04:30thank you
04:32i hope in some way that helped
04:34it did help
04:35that was very moving
04:36and i like the way you rhymed bitter and shitter
04:39thank you
04:40that's i couldn't think of anything else
04:42i think david mitchell might be unbreakable
04:45david have you ever dropped a bible
04:47onto like a dog or something
04:55not onto a dog
04:57you're pretty certain that you've got a good grip when it's a religious text
05:00when i'm carrying out a bible yeah i think you probably do
05:02i'd probably do record it
05:04favourite shape
05:05favourite shape square
05:07nine bits of advice
05:08nine
05:09is it our target of david
05:12um
05:13uh
05:13try and get your tax bill done early
05:15don't smoke
05:18uh
05:18don't tell people not to smoke
05:21uh
05:23learn to drive
05:24i wish i'd learn to drive
05:25do you not drive
05:26david it's not delayed my friend
05:28no but that wouldn't
05:29you know
05:29a bit of practice on that
05:30wouldn't be a
05:34he is ready
05:34she went at speed
05:36do you want to have a go david
05:37i mean
05:38it's quite fun
05:38is it
05:39yeah it's great
05:40david on a poof is fun isn't it
05:41it's good
05:43well that's true
05:43you know what i mean
05:44there we go
05:45there he goes
05:48i'm going very tentatively
05:49go through the gap
05:50see
05:50i can't really steer
05:52right
05:52here's
05:54romesh's rap book
05:55read us
05:56okay
05:57let's have a look
05:59come on
06:00right
06:00i think david's playing a good game
06:02he's going to try to take them all out
06:04yeah
06:04it's a lovely tree isn't it
06:05that's how you dreamed of your raps when performed
06:08banned from kiss chase this is called
06:11david finding my rap book
06:13i mean even saying the words as a 47 year old father of three my rap book
06:18please smash me in the face
06:20it was like somebody finding a pair of your skiddy underpants
06:24my romantic struggle started early when i was eight the whole class played kiss chase and i was banned from
06:30participating
06:30do it in a rap way though david
06:32that was in a rap way
06:39my romantic struggle started early
06:42is that more rap
06:43that was deep rap
06:44yeah
06:44go deeper dave
06:47david might go
06:48david might go
06:50my romantic struggle started early when i was eight the whole class it doesn't scan
06:56it's the introduction it's not the actual you know
06:59the whole class played kiss chase and i was banned from participating mainly by the kids but the teacher admitted
07:05they had their reasons
07:06oh sorry this is just an introductory paragraph to the rap
07:13this makes a lot more sense
07:15go on david
07:16kiss chase kiss chase please kiss my face
07:19you'll need to slow down though i'm not good in a race
07:22kiss chase please kiss me although i am smelly i struggle with bo and don't watch under my belly
07:27that was high drop
07:31sorry i'm not taking the blame for that david mitchell could read a kendrick lamar lyric and ruin it
07:44okay
07:44can i oh i have oh yeah
07:47hello
07:48oh hi sam uh could you get david to do his uh joker please
07:52vladimir pudin has been assassinated
07:54who
07:55it's time for david's joker
07:57my joker
07:57i think it yeah i think they're just
08:00okay yeah okay
08:01let's go this way
08:03he's got two jokers
08:05oh my god
08:07this is so exciting
08:08do you want to have a waltz with me bob
08:10nope
08:10okay
08:15um hello uh sorry just before i start a bit of explanation about this one i've worked with a lot
08:23of stand-up
08:24comedians over the years but i've never done stand-up i feel i know you i thought this would be
08:30a very trusting environment just to try it out
08:33oh no
08:34anyway just a bit of stand-up comedy from me please go for it go for it be supportive
08:40absolutely
08:41okay quick reminder if anyone laughs red card
08:47ladies and gentlemen he hasn't tried stand-up before so please give him a big hand
08:55david
08:59er
09:01i know what you're thinking er david mitchell's let himself go
09:09er
09:10is this thing on
09:12ah fuck
09:14fuck
09:17um
09:18er
09:19okay yeah so um
09:22um
09:24i went uh on a dating app the other day
09:28um
09:28as a result of which my wife
09:31er has left me
09:33er
09:34in retrospect i
09:35i shouldn't have used her email
09:36but er
09:38er
09:39didn't want the spam
09:40um
09:45er
09:47cats and dogs
09:48er
09:53they're
09:54overwhelmingly similar
09:55aren't they
09:56domesticated mammalian quadrupeds
09:58the lot of them
10:00bob
10:01bob
10:01bob's in trouble
10:02so no point in anthropomorphic
10:05no point anthropomorphic
10:08fundamentally they're the same thing
10:09they live in the house and they won't try to kill you
10:11uh
10:12oh you know although there have been terrible terrible news so let's just no move along
10:18hmm
10:18crowd work
10:19um
10:20crowd
10:21er
10:23er
10:25where
10:26where are you from
10:26er
10:27middlesbrough
10:28sorry no i'll keep the
10:29where are you from
10:30middlesbrough
10:31fuckingham
10:32he said fuckingham
10:35honestly what a
10:37fucking fucking him where
10:38fucking him fucking him sure
10:39laughter
10:41laughter
10:41it's weird
10:42are you together
10:44not really
10:45what are you doing with him
10:50that's going nowhere
10:52um
10:55So close to what I do, though.
10:59Observational stuff.
11:01OK, so what about, what's the deal with assisted dying?
11:10Who wants assistance dying?
11:12It's the last thing you want.
11:14What's next?
11:15Assisted stubbing your toe?
11:18Assisted being late for work?
11:21Assisted stepping on a plug?
11:24Assisted falling over?
11:27Assisted being in a traffic jam?
11:30Assisted food poisoning?
11:36Assisted getting a bag back?
11:39Why do people want assistance dying?
11:42It's a serious topic.
11:47No, obviously, you're quite right.
11:50They're in a lot of pain.
11:51The bottom line is it's no existence for some people.
11:56Anyway, that's all I've got time for.
11:58So have a great trip back to Buckingham.
12:04You idiot.
12:05You idiot.
12:08Thanks.
12:09You've been a great audience.
12:10I'm David Mitchell.
12:11Good night.
12:14That's the closest Bob's come.
12:16Yeah, definitely.
12:17It's not Alan Wood's yet.
12:18Sam's going to try and finish him off.
12:20Go on, Sam.
12:21I didn't mind that.
12:22I thought he was all right.
12:24I enjoyed that very much.
12:26He was good.
12:28He was extremely funny.
12:29Yeah.
12:30Bright future.
12:32I was right up my street.
12:34And he's very good.
12:38Where are you from, Middlesbrough?
12:40Fuckingham.
12:43You know, it's a few wrinkles to iron out, but I can book the O2, I think.
12:50No wrinkles as far as I was concerned.
12:52What sort of usually tickles your funny bone?
12:55He should have asked that six hours ago, shouldn't he?
12:59I like innuendo.
13:01I like a clever innuendo.
13:04Well, you're as dry as a divorcee's martini.
13:07A what?
13:08A what?
13:09You're as dry as a divorcee's martini.
13:13What's the innuendo there?
13:19It's a simile.
13:20Yeah.
13:22Why would a divorcee have a particularly dry martini?
13:28Do you mean dry as in?
13:30Just sort of dry.
13:39Can I show you?
13:41Please do, Dave.
13:41Let's get close.
13:43Because I'm a bit worried.
13:44What's this?
13:45What's he got?
13:47There's a thing on that will have...
13:50to put it delicates.
13:52It's on the bottom of my back.
13:53Mm-hmm.
13:55It's changed.
13:56Do you want me to investigate?
13:57Well, I've taken a picture.
13:59I just love your opinion, really.
14:03Input.
14:03I mean...
14:05What do you think?
14:07There's this sort of...
14:09Metallic blue.
14:12It's sort of...
14:12You see the skin around it is disrupted.
14:15Do you want me to have a look?
14:16Well, let's just sort of zoom out a bit, maybe.
14:20Actually, no, it's fine.
14:21Sorry.
14:22It's a...
14:22Hot cross bun.
14:23It's just a hot cross bun.
14:24Sorry, that's not there.
14:25Just a hot cross bun.
14:25It's just a hot cross bun.
14:26Sorry.
14:31This is it.
14:32This is it, you see?
14:33That's...
14:34Sorry, that's...
14:34That was stupid.
14:35Just that's...
14:36You see?
14:36Oh.
14:37Oh.
14:38Oh.
14:39Looks to me like you've got luncheon meat of the back.
14:43Right, yeah.
14:44Yeah.
14:49Bob immediately spotted it.
14:51And his luncheon meat...
14:53He's got up close with a lot of luncheon meat.
14:56He's probably woken up to that view.
14:59I'm so...
15:01...intimately involved with luncheon meats and spams...
15:04...that I knew straight away what I was looking at.
15:11Okay, I'm going back in there.
15:12Okay.
15:13I'll deal with this.
15:16Okay.
15:18Got to get in somehow.
15:20They're going to go head to head.
15:21Doors.
15:22Hey, oh.
15:23Hello.
15:24Who's in?
15:24Hey, Jimmy.
15:25He's not so happy, sorry.
15:27Bob, Mel, please join me on stage for a head-to-head challenge.
15:32We are going to test your knowledge of the animal kingdom.
15:36What I'll let you do is look your partner in the eye.
15:40It's a game I call Nature Calls.
15:42I'll let you to, in turn, look your partner in the eye
15:46and make the noise you think this animal makes.
15:50Mel, you're to go first.
15:53A coquettish bee.
15:55One moment.
16:00Zzzzzz...
16:02Zzzzzz...
16:04Zzzzzz...
16:04Zzzzzzzz...
16:06Okay.
16:08Bob.
16:09A drunk elephant.
16:15Zzzzzz...
16:16Zzzzzz...
16:22well a mafia boss sheep
16:25bye bye
16:30bye fucking bye
16:39Bob's gonna go
16:41now they've both got twitches
16:47Bob a duck from Belfast
16:49no
16:53crack
16:57crack
17:05sounds a bit Norwegian to me
17:07he's been there yeah
17:08but he's based in Belfast
17:10he's done the tour
17:13well travelled
17:14I was thinking Dutch
17:17that was crazy
17:18definitely European
17:19crack
17:21that's more Oslo than Belfast
17:24I'd need more Belfast Bob
17:25crack
17:26that's definitely more Oslo
17:28crack
17:30oh my god
17:32how can you survive that
17:35okay Mel
17:37a Geordie monkey
17:44what oh oh oh
17:45it is very good that is what they sound like
17:53I'm so crap
17:56Bob a cool goat
18:03meh
18:07meh
18:08meh
18:10yeah that was pretty cool
18:11Mel a flamboyant frog
18:13ribbit ribbit
18:19ribbit ribbit
18:21this is very naughty
18:23ribbit ribbit
18:28ribbit ribbit
18:29ribbit ribbit
18:31a bob easy one for you
18:33a randy dolphin
18:42it's very far away
18:45very far away
18:46can you come a bit closer please
18:49really?
18:50no no the dolphin
18:51pardon me
18:57hiya baby
19:02eee
19:06Mel's gone
19:07she's gone
19:08no
19:08no
19:15you'd like to take your seats
19:16we'll take a look at the clip
19:17having to do those animal noises
19:19at very very close quarters
19:21with Mortimer
19:22I think it was a quick bark of a laugh
19:24it was a
19:25like that
19:26couldn't pull it back
19:27and I knew I'd lost it then
19:28that was extraordinarily fun
19:30let's take a look
19:32a bob
19:33easy one for you
19:33a randy dolphin
19:39hiya baby
19:43eee
19:43oh
19:44Mel
19:45I'm gone
19:45oh Mel
19:46that was a laugh
19:47disguised
19:47it was fun though
19:48wasn't it
19:48it was brilliant
19:49I loved that
19:51every minute
19:52I don't want to go
19:53I must go
19:54you have to go
19:55but you've done very very well
19:56please come with me
19:57oh my God
19:58thanks Mel
20:00we honour you
20:01okay
20:02guys
20:02see you Mel
20:03be strong
20:03doors
20:08I thought you were out first
20:10you did
20:11so well
20:12I honestly thought you'd be gone in seconds
20:16well done
20:19you did so well
20:22brilliant
20:23you were so brilliant
20:24I've done something permanent
20:25are you the witch?
20:27Mel survived the drunk elephant
20:29and the duck from Belfast
20:30but the randy dolphin got her
20:32it's game over for Gedroych
20:36you ain't laughing
20:37are you Sam?
20:38I don't know what's going on
20:39I think I have found his own
20:41but I know what you mean
20:43well I guess it answers the question
20:44how long does it take me to go
20:46utterly mad in a room
20:47yeah
20:49you are the love of my life
20:52I will treasure that
20:53and I'll hold you to it
20:55I'm going to ask everyone
20:56who do you think
20:58is going to win
20:59Sam
20:59Sam
21:01Sam
21:02Sam
21:03Sam
21:03Sam
21:04everyone's saying Sam
21:05I'm going to go David Mitchell
21:07okay let's restart the game
21:08this is so far
21:12we're off again
21:13okay
21:25do you have a special name
21:27for a wee that you do
21:29if you get up in the night
21:31no
21:31not a special name
21:35Bob's going for David now
21:37I do one regularly
21:42right
21:43could I recommend calling it a Chadwick
21:47Chadwick's not bad
21:49a Chadwick
21:49yes
21:49I'm just
21:50yeah
21:51just
21:52sorry
21:52I was Chadwick
21:53just
21:54just Chadwick-ing
21:58good bye
21:59Jimmy
22:09fucking hell
22:10I got you with Chadwick
22:12Bob's gone
22:13okay
22:19another one bites the dust
22:21oh Bob
22:22no way
22:24doors
22:27hey Jimmy
22:29oh Bob
22:30take a look
22:31could I recommend calling it a Chadwick
22:33Chadwick's not bad
22:35a Chadwick
22:36yes
22:36I'm just
22:37yeah
22:38just
22:39sorry
22:39I was Chadwick
22:40just
22:41just Chadwick-ing
22:49fucking hell
22:51that's the way to go
22:53the champion has been defeated
22:54Mr. Mitchell did me
22:56did you with your own Chadwick
22:58I got David Mitchell
23:00talking about his
23:02early evening movement
23:04I think he just caught me off guard
23:06it just made me laugh
23:08now one of you has got more cards
23:10for other people than the other one
23:12we've got five minutes remaining
23:13if neither of you laugh
23:14in the next five minutes
23:15the person who has caused the most laughs
23:17will be the winner
23:18the laugh assassin
23:19the laugh assassin
23:20yeah
23:20nice
23:21Bob
23:22come with me
23:23good luck lads
23:24good luck to you
23:24it's been a pleasure
23:27doors
23:27I'll watch you man
23:28I think wherever you've been all my life
23:29all right
23:30yeah yeah sorry
23:31I mean
23:33yeah
23:34you did very well again
23:35not so bad
23:36yeah
23:37bronze
23:37bronze this time
23:38bronze
23:38yeah
23:39that's good
23:40the chat turned to late night wheeze
23:42and Bob simply couldn't hold it any longer
23:45our reigning champion
23:46is out
23:48Bob Mortimer
23:49Bob Mortimer
23:52everyone
23:52thank you
23:54well done mate
23:57thank you
23:58Bob come and take a seat over here
24:02I've never been in here before
24:04it's lovely
24:05nice
24:05lovely to have you
24:07thank you
24:07let's restart the game
24:09I've got this killer question
24:10I think it's just going to do you
24:11but I don't want to waste it
24:12there we go
24:18David
24:19how many emails do you get most days
24:22both are so incapable of an authentic chat
24:25aren't they
24:26well it varies
24:28maybe 20
24:30promotional or social
24:32oh I don't get much spam
24:34mainly admin
24:38this doesn't feel very natural conversation does it
24:41no no
24:41we're very different people
24:43we are really different people
24:46we're different okay
24:48and congrats for making it to the final two
24:50thank you
24:51I think it's nothing to sneeze at
24:52you know
24:52it's pretty awesome
24:53yeah
24:54yeah
24:55though likewise
24:56yeah
24:56I think we've done
24:57we've acquitted ourselves well
24:59Dave might go you know
25:01I don't think Sam's going
25:03Sam is invincible
25:06I'm going back in
25:07go on Jim
25:09let's seal the deal
25:10come on
25:11what would you do if you were you
25:12I'd do mine
25:13I think the shouting was kind of nice
25:14you think we go back to the shouting
25:16yeah
25:16okay
25:17we've got to find a winner
25:20doors
25:23they can operate that better than that puff
25:27hi guys
25:28congratulations on making it this far
25:31yes
25:31please take a seat
25:34as a special treat
25:35I've got some delicious food for you
25:38you can eat as much as you like
25:39but there is a catch
25:40you have to feed each other
25:42are you happy to do that
25:43I'm happy to do that
25:44go for it
25:45I couldn't survive this could you
25:47not somebody feeding me
25:48and what's the policy on feeding frenzies
25:52uh we're all in favour of it
25:53yeah yeah
25:54doors
25:55okay
25:57oh my god there's so many items there
25:59what would you go for
26:00I'd go hand on a Claire
26:02hand feed a Claire
26:04I think I think
26:05I think I would go a Claire
26:06and then a proper actual mush
26:10do you like some squirty cream
26:12yeah
26:14yeah
26:18it's a little bit Scott
26:19oh sorry
26:20pop that back in there we go
26:22shame to miss it
26:23he's got his finger in his mouth
26:24that can't be good can it
26:25I'll have a squirt
26:26oh will you ever
26:31oh my god
26:33I would be howling
26:34I would be howling by now
26:37oh my god
26:38I don't think Harry Houdini
26:40could escape these eyes
26:41the great escape artist
26:43that's a great line
26:44I mean it's a bit dated
26:45but
26:47oh I think that's just the gas
26:51that was like
26:52oh sorry
26:53sorry David
26:54sorry David
26:54sorry
26:55oh no
26:55I can't make it stop
26:56sorry
26:57don't make it sexual
26:58no no no
26:59whatever you do
27:00oh David
27:04has it at all got in my beard
27:07just a smidgen
27:09this is so wrong
27:11what are we watching
27:12ever seen a little flick
27:14Lady and the Trap
27:16oh
27:16I think you'd have to take control
27:18of one end
27:19yeah
27:19okay
27:25oh my god
27:32my mouth isn't big enough
27:33there's always room for more
27:35jelly
27:35oh a bit of jelly
27:37could some not even a flicker
27:39right
27:40there we go
27:41mmm
27:42you've got to savour it
27:44does it taste funny
27:45does it ever
27:46why aren't you laughing then
27:48David you need to have some of this jelly
27:50it is so good
27:51okay
27:51we need a really nice big bit
27:53there we go
27:53nice big bit
27:54here he comes
27:54here comes the aeroplane
27:55oh it's circle in the runway
27:58oh here we go
27:59uh oh
27:59turbulence
28:00we've got to stay in there
28:01this is like CCTV footage
28:03of a nursing home
28:09banana
28:11you think so
28:12yeah okay
28:13they say they're easier to peel
28:15from the counterintuitive end
28:17I read that in the trades
28:20that lean-in could have been amusing
28:22many hours ago
28:23yes
28:24but now that part of me has died
28:26it's gone
28:29can I tell you this one minutes ago
28:34eat it
28:36oh my god
28:38oh my god
28:45is it banana-y
28:46it's really good
28:47maybe the potassium
28:51if you like me
28:52oh yeah I do like you
28:54yes
28:56I don't want that
28:57because I really like you
28:59okay
29:00it's starting to become
29:01something of a fascination
29:06you want chips
29:07now we probably shouldn't have had dessert
29:08before the year
29:09as a savoury pudding
29:10they're stone cold
29:12go on
29:15you can't like that
29:18okay we're gonna count down
29:20you have ten seconds remaining
29:22ten
29:22okay quick
29:23nine
29:24oh my days
29:26eight
29:27David
29:28seven
29:31six
29:32this has been such a nice experience
29:34five
29:35five
29:36four
29:37how's this yet
29:38three
29:39two
29:43one
29:52wow
29:54amazing
29:56that's an incredible
30:01okay
30:01okay it goes to the tiebreaker
30:05what happens
30:06whoever's caused the most cards is the winner
30:08the most laughs
30:10who's caused the most laughs
30:12is it Sam or Dave
30:13okay
30:14okay
30:15it's come down to this
30:15a tiebreak
30:17doors
30:20hey Jimmy
30:21gentlemen if you'd like to join me on the stage
30:23thank you
30:24thanks
30:25very much
30:26you've both played
30:28an incredible game
30:30one of you
30:31will be declared the winner of last one laughing
30:35and I can tell you the person that caused the most laughs today
30:40is
30:43whoa Sam
30:50he's gone right red
30:54sorry I was just Chadwicky
31:02David Mitchell
31:06thank you very much
31:07we have a winner
31:15well done
31:17congratulations
31:18thank you
31:19let me kiss you on your shoulder
31:21oh
31:22he's so sweet
31:25now how do you gents feel
31:26that was quite
31:28insane
31:29because I think we disappeared into a place where there was no laughter
31:34I have to say for all of the bleakness at the end I am delighted to win
31:38and I think that shows a want of character in me
31:42but I was very pleased
31:43what was the closest you came to laughing today
31:46um Alan Carr
31:47just when I would check him out sometimes he would really crack me up
31:50I came close quite a few times early
31:53you were both absolutely unbreakable
31:56I kept thinking this driver was telling me about we're going up in foster care
31:59it was like really harrowing
32:01and I've just been thinking about that to get to this place
32:04is David Mitchell a worthy winner?
32:06absolutely
32:07the guy is a pro
32:08Roisin come through with the others and the trophy
32:12oh wow
32:16I'm really pleased that David won
32:18he did so much
32:20and on the strength of his singing and dancing alone
32:24I think he deserved it
32:30I've had a lovely day I loved it
32:32oh my god
32:34it went to the Mitch
32:36and I think he was very very flipping solid all the way through
32:40you're entertaining
32:42you're making other people laugh
32:43but you're solid yourself
32:46absolutely worthy of the trove
32:49well done
32:50thank you everyone
32:51he was funny
32:53he was sharp
32:55he was just really good entertainment
32:57so I'm really pleased he won
32:59well done
33:01well done
33:01that was last one laughing
33:03season two
33:04David Mitchell is the winner
33:05I mean they're all winners
33:07we've had a tremendous time
33:14David's a formidable force
33:16just because of his wit and his brain
33:17well done David
33:19nice job
33:19it was just a terrifically funny group of people
33:23I was honoured to be in their company
33:26to be chosen alongside them
33:29it was just a genuinely felt
33:31oh this is nice
33:34that's our show everyone
33:36thanks for watching
33:37good night
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