00:00Dana. Yeah. Dana. Okay. Dana. Yes. Stay over tonight. Uh, I just, I don't know if I want to. Well,
00:13how can I sweeten the deal? Are these your only pillows? Oh, no. Oh, so you have extra pillows. Well,
00:23no, I use them. I put one behind my head, one I hold, one between the knees, one between the
00:29ankles.
00:29Oh, so you're psychotic. Well, I could give up one for you. I would need a minimum of two. Do
00:37you have a body pillow? I'm a body pillow. You're a furnace. I do run hot. Yes, you do. But
00:44the AC takes care of that. What temperature? 62. 62? What is this, the Alps? 70. 70? I can go
00:57to 65.
00:5865. I can't do 65. I could do 69 or all bets are off. 69, that's basically 70. I could
01:06do 67. I'll warm you up. No.
01:1468. What time do you get up? 7. Alright, I'm not staying over. I can push to 8.
01:229. 9? I knew this wasn't going to work out. 8.30. 10. Alright, I'll get up at 9.30.
01:31I'll do my morning regimen and then I'll wake you up at 10.
01:33What's the morning regimen?
01:35Well, I take the chainsaw out and build a wool sculpture on my kitchen counter.
01:4110 a.m., 68 degrees, two pillows, one body.
01:47And brunch?
01:52What is stopping you?
01:54You just have to be really comfortable to stay over at someone's place.
01:57What can I do to make you more comfortable?
02:00Fart.
02:03Fart.
02:04Yeah.
02:05Why would that make you more comfortable?
02:07I can't fart on command.
02:10Wait for after Italian.
02:12Like, in front of you?
02:13Yeah, because the guy always has to be the first one to do it.
02:16So the girl feels comfortable enough to do it.
02:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:20You could do it first.
02:21Yeah, I could, but I would never.
02:23Men hold all the power.
02:25They have the keys to the cheese.
02:26So this is why you're nervous about staying over?
02:29I'm just, I'm just not going to be comfortable going to some fancy Italian restaurant,
02:33stuffing my face with pasta and cheese,
02:35and then coming back here and being your perfect little angel all night long.
02:39Well, if you farted.
02:42You'd be the most beautiful angel I've ever seen fart.
02:46Well done.
02:49I guess I'll smell you later.
02:58Okay.
03:01Smell you back.
03:02All right.
03:03Oh, not in the ear.
03:05Oh, God.
03:14I should probably go put on some clothes.
03:18Why?
03:19This feels so good.
03:22Really?
03:24I feel so, like, hot and sticky.
03:31I don't mind this at all.
03:34Maybe if there was, like, a sheet between us.
03:36You know, with, um, heating pads, they put cloth around it so it doesn't burn your skin.
03:43But I like being right next to you.
03:49You know, I just, um...
03:52You just what?
03:53I just need...
03:54You need what?
03:55I just need to break out of here for a second.
03:58Excuse me.
03:59Oh.
04:00Oh.
04:01Sorry, I just need to, like, breathe for a minute.
04:05Do you have, um, maybe a t-shirt I could borrow?
04:09What if, uh...
04:11What if tonight we just sleep naked?
04:14Mmm.
04:17We could.
04:18What if we made a pact to always sleep naked when you're here?
04:22I don't know if that's practical.
04:25I think it's romantic.
04:28Um.
04:31I don't know.
04:32I...
04:36All right.
04:37Yeah?
04:39Sure.
04:45I don't know if that's what I'm talking about.
04:45Oh, yeah.
04:46Oh.
04:48Oh.
04:48Oh, boy.
04:49That's what I'm talking about.
04:50You know, I...
04:50I should probably tell you I like to sleep on my side, so I just need to scoot over here.
04:58Oh.
05:07Oh, hi.
05:09Hi.
05:11You know, I think that you should sleep separately for me because I'm really hot.
05:19What's the point of sleeping together if we're not touching?
05:21Well, we can lay like this for a little bit, but if you fell asleep like this, I'd be trapped.
05:28I could literally not get out or sprawl.
05:32So, you want to sleep together, but you want me to stay on my side of the bed.
05:38Yeah, and we could cuddle in the morning.
05:41You know, like once I'm awake because I don't like surprise cuddles and I don't like surprise other things.
05:48So, don't touch you until you're awake.
05:52Yeah.
05:54Okay.
05:56Okay.
05:57Good night.
05:58Good night.
06:08I'm not touching you.
06:11Okay.
06:12Good night.
06:16Good night.
06:19Hi.
06:21Hi.
06:22Hi.
06:26Oh.
06:27Well, yeah, you have a good time, huh?
06:30I did.
06:31Did you guys bone all night?
06:33We did.
06:35And in the morning.
06:37But I took a shower.
06:38So I could do this.
06:40Oh.
06:41Okay.
06:42All right.
06:44I'm just excited.
06:45You know, you're dating someone and I'm dating someone.
06:48Yeah, we'll see.
06:52I'm going to take a nap.
06:55I'm going to take a nap.
06:55Then we're supposed to work.
06:57But I'm tired.
07:01we scheduled this i know i just didn't sleep very well he wanted to sleep naked so it was
07:08uncomfortable you guys slept naked yeah we never sleep naked it's because i don't like to sleep
07:14naked but you did it with him yeah well we made a pact a what a pact sleep naked forever
07:22why did you do that i don't know i was naked i couldn't think straight i was vulnerable
07:28so how was it it was bad i was just so conscious of what was touching my female bits he
07:32touched you
07:33like while you were sleeping ew no why would you say that i mean pillows oh like you know when
07:38you
07:38put a pillow between your legs and then sometimes you want to like pull it up and hug it it's
07:42like
07:42i'm hugging my female bits does he have laundry in unit it's just not sanitary daniel see i think if
07:50we had laundry in unit we'd be a lot less sanitary about those kinds of things we'd probably be
07:55sleeping naked like every night you know what go for it with him i want you to have that oh
08:03thank
08:04you daniel female bits are like magic particles that's it's not like your butt magic particles
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