00:00Lean to the left, lean to the right, come on Acorns, fight, fight, fight!
00:03Oh, Acorns!
00:11There's excitement in the air, ladies and gentlemen.
00:13Yes, it's been two decades since Tokyo has beaten long-time rivals, the Spud Valley Taters.
00:18And now, down by only a single run, and with a player in scoring position, we finally have a chance
00:23again.
00:24This excitement isn't just about the fun of baseball, it's not about the prize.
00:27It's about the gloating and rubbing their noses in it, the na-na-na-na-na-na, we beat you
00:31talking, if you will, that comes with the winning.
00:38That's right, folks, okey-oaks, and the Honorable Lear Turkey Lurkey will finally have bragging rights again for one whole
00:44year!
00:46Instead, life, Jacksonville.
00:49But this battle has taken a heavy toll on our hometown heroes.
00:52After nine, grueling innings, and several players out with injuries, the Acorns are scraping the bottom of the roster.
01:00Hopefully, there's just enough muscle on the bench to pull out a win.
01:04Up next, Chicken Little.
01:11Clearly a long shot, folks.
01:13Little hasn't been up to bat once since joining the team.
01:15He's gonna lose the game for us!
01:17But wait, if he can just get a walk in advance to first, that powerhouse, Foxy Loxy, can step up
01:22and save us all!
01:25She's had a terrific game so far.
01:26A shoo-in for the NVE trophy!
01:30Okay, Chicken, listen up.
01:31You have an itty-bitty, teeny-tiny strike zone.
01:34There's no way he can throw you out.
01:36Just take the walk, don't swing.
01:37Yeah, but Coach, I hope Coach is throwing a lot.
01:39Look at me, look at me.
01:39Don't swing, take the walk, you hear me?
01:41Just take the walk.
01:43But, Coach, wait.
01:43Don't swing!
01:47Nervous, deadly, barely able to hold the pine.
01:50Little advances to the box.
01:51He's going back from the right.
01:53Making the left.
01:54No, the right.
01:56The right.
01:57Easy out!
01:58Well, sir, looks like left field's found something better to do.
02:01Center field's got a hunker pang and is stuck in the start.
02:04And right field's taking it for Grubbs.
02:05Play ball!
02:07My ball.
02:08Why him?
02:09Why now?
02:12I won't embarrass you, Dad.
02:14Not this time.
02:17Here's the wind-up.
02:18The bitch.
02:19It's a high cutter.
02:20Oh!
02:21Ah!
02:21Ah!
02:23Ah!
02:24Right one?
02:25I agree.
02:26Wait a minute, come on.
02:28I've seen roadkill with aster reflexes.
02:31The catcher lays down the signal.
02:33Here's the bitch.
02:34Ah!
02:34Curveball low in her sack.
02:35He's swirled!
02:37Swirled!
02:38Kill?
02:39No!
02:40Does that just sound?
02:42I said don't swing!
02:45No!
02:46No!
02:47No!
02:48Back her up!
02:50Now, you know.
02:51You fucking know it.
02:52That's two in the hole.
02:54One more strike, get the punch out, folks, and we're all going home.
03:00No!
03:01Today is a new day.
03:13Swing!
03:14Swing!
03:15My ass!
03:23take away my squeaky toy
