00:00What the hell is going on here? Who the fuck is she?
00:04Are you blind? She's my girlfriend.
00:06So what the hell was I for the past three years?
00:09You're just a chef that smells like garlic.
00:12I mean, men eat your food, but they dream of my love.
00:17I mean, when was the last time Caleb even bothered with you?
00:21Shut your mouth, you tramp!
00:23Hey, that's enough. Evelyn, I've never liked you, okay?
00:27Oh my god! See that on kitchen grease?
00:30Literally just makes me want to throw up right now.
00:33Your restaurant would have tanked ages ago without my menu.
00:36Yeah, but you're useless now.
00:39Cause we are a perfect match.
00:45Oh my god, he's still here. Evelyn, you are fired.
00:48Just, I never want to see you do that.
00:50I'm the one firing you too.
00:54Assholes!
00:55Oh my, oh god!
00:59Assholes!
01:09Yes!
01:09Every penny I had, I spent on his stupid restaurant.
01:14I know.
01:14I even kept my chef E-identity secret to spare his fragile ego.
01:19And for what?
01:20To be treated like garbage?
01:23Okay.
01:23You are not spending another second on that jerk!
01:28Get up!
01:29Get up!
01:30Come on!
01:31Turn around.
01:32The world is your oyster.
01:39Stop pouting!
01:41And it's time to play!
01:54I've been searching for you for three years.
01:56Where are you?
01:58Where are you?
02:02Hey!
02:04You good?
02:08You must be a hero!
02:37Did we really get that wild last night?
02:56That asshole!
02:59Oh Caleb, today is not your lucky day.
03:03Rot in hell.
03:15Keep the meeting.
03:16I'll make it in half an hour.
03:20Hey babe.
03:29What the hell did you do to my car?
03:30Oh thank god, he doesn't recognize me.
03:34This is, this is your car?
03:38Look, I am so sorry.
03:41Um, wrong car.
03:43Yeah, classic mix-up.
03:45I'll pay for the damages, just let me know how much it is.
03:48That'll be 50 grand for a repaint.
03:50Cash or check.
03:5250 grand?
03:53Why don't you just mug me instead?
03:55I don't have time for this.
03:56The cops can deal with this mess.
03:57Sound good?
03:58Cops!
03:59No, no, don't call the cops!
04:00Don't call the cops!
04:01Hello?
04:01Don't call the cops!
04:01Yeah, I'd like to report poverty damage.
04:03Please don't call the cops!
04:03Please don't call the cops!
04:04Hey!
04:07What the hell are you doing?
04:09Go ahead.
04:11Call the cops.
04:12I'd love for them to see this.
04:13Oh, was that a threat?
04:13No, no, no, no.
04:15I'm just...
04:17Negotiating?
04:18I'm in a hurry.
04:20Take this off me, and I'll let you go.
04:22And I don't have to pay?
04:24Before I change my mind.
04:25Okay, okay, okay.
04:32I might not have the key in it.
04:38Seriously?
04:39We're not gonna take these off first?
04:41No time.
04:41Just follow my lead, and do not act weird.
04:46Ah, Mr. Carter.
04:50We are thrilled at the thought of you buying us out, huh?
04:56And, um, who might this be?
04:59This is my personal assistant.
05:01Oh.
05:02Hi.
05:03Hi.
05:05Er...
05:06There we go.
05:08We're doing a little corporate bonding thing.
05:11Okay.
05:13Bonding, huh?
05:34That is, uh, that's quite the progressive bonding exercise, isn't it?
05:43Mr. Carter, I paid top dollar for Chef E's exclusive recipe.
05:49I think that would be worth an extra ten points on the offer, wouldn't it?
05:53Chef E?
05:54That's right.
05:55Carter's been chasing Chef E forever.
05:58This sale is locked.
05:59It's not Chef E's recipe.
06:01What?
06:02I'm sorry.
06:03Mr. Carter, they're pulling a fast one on you.
06:06This is the exact recipe Chef E made at the Culinary Championship.
06:10It's identical.
06:21Yeah, Chef E would never use truffle oil in this dish.
06:24It kills the fish's natural umami.
06:27And FYI, Chef E doesn't write anything down.
06:29All the recipes live in her head.
06:33If they're only in her head, how would you know?
06:38So what's the deal with you and Chef E?
06:40I am Chef E, dummy.
06:42Just a fan.
06:44God, lucky enough to chat about recipes with her once.
06:47Boss!
06:55It's just a lock, why the entire circus?
06:58I heard you're in handcuffs, so I brought a lawyer.
07:02And a boxman.
07:03And his mentor.
07:04Just in case.
07:06What about that guy?
07:09Oh, I'm just here for the spectacle.
07:16Don't mind me.
07:24I will take a dose.
07:28Okay.
07:29You know, I saved you money back there.
07:32That'll be my compensation.
07:34Fine.
07:35Later.
07:40Boss, who's she?
07:48Oh.
07:48Cheers.
07:51Cheers.
07:51Cheers.
07:54Oh god, Evan, I've already fired you.
07:57What are you doing here?
07:58Everything that worked about this restaurant was my creation.
08:01I'm taking my 50% share.
08:04Cheers.
08:06Oh.
08:07As of your wedding.
08:10Oh.
08:10Oh.
08:11Oh.
08:11Oh.
08:11head chef thanks to Caleb you were nothing I kept my chef the identity
08:15secret to protect your fragile ego which clearly was wasted on you okay so
08:20you're pretending to be chef II when the real product sheet Madeline is right
08:26here it's hilarious oh my god you're funny
08:33you and you go into a full psychotic break I mean behold this face people
08:39scarce kids would burn him into sterility I mean who would get excited about this
08:43package we should beat it now because my garbage can and we're gonna take trash
08:46like okay now about this let's not let this psycho spoil our day Madeline
08:53darling will you marry me oh my god I was expecting this yeah I do
09:13see Evelyn Caleb clearly loves me so you can stop obsessing over him what
09:20congratulations you snagged an absolute gem you know my new guy is hotter richer and
09:27way more impressive where it counts what are you implying Evelyn did you really
09:34invent a boyfriend to make yourself feel better right I mean if he's real where is
09:39it show us oh my god fantastic where do I magically whip up a boyfriend from my rib
09:45this is sad Caleb rejects her so she comes up with this pathetic story
09:52you know what Evelyn just just don't I mean at this point you're just humiliating yourself I
09:57mean I'm sorry for you you know why don't you use that cash for some um therapy he's right there
10:11mr. Carter what's Carter group strategy this year we are acquiring 10 premium restaurants
10:29flex TV
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