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Three Captives, One Destiny
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00:00That's right.
00:02You're gonna die, Lewis.
00:04You're gonna die-
00:05Oh no! Game over.
00:34What the hell?
00:37I was just in my room.
00:40How the hell did I end up here?
00:46Hey. Hey, excuse me.
00:52New brides in town.
00:54Factions, move your boots to the town square.
00:56Right now.
00:58Hey, Joey, didn't you hear?
01:00They're handing out brides.
01:02Fine. Stay single, you broke-ass bastard.
01:05They're gonna move you to the front lines next month.
01:17Holy crap!
01:18I actually respawned inside that Western game I've been playing,
01:21and this Joey guy, he went broke and starved to death,
01:24and that's supposed to be me?!
01:26What kind of hell mode started this?
01:32Alright, boys. You all heard the news.
01:35We're fighting the Southern Army,
01:37and we're running out of manner.
01:39So, by the New Population Settlement Act,
01:43every bachelor's gotta pick himself a war widow as a housemate.
01:46It's time to release the new brides!
02:12It's time to release the new brides!
02:16I'm hearing cow-shaped torture?
02:22I'll take this one, sir!
02:24Skin smooth and fresh milk.
02:26Just my time.
02:28Oh, God. His beard looks disgusting.
02:31Please not me.
02:32Huh? Whose voice is that?
02:34That one! Look at those hips!
02:36She can pop up five kids easy and still run a ranch!
02:39I'll take her!
02:40Disgusting peasant!
02:41How dare he look at me like that!
02:43He ought to be hanged for it!
02:45Another woman's voice?
02:48No way.
02:50I'm hearing their thoughts.
02:55Main quest Kings of the West activated.
02:58Your mission.
02:58Crush your enemies.
03:00Roll.
03:00The wild.
03:01Win the ultimate mystery reward.
03:03Heads of your fate is now tangled with three key women.
03:06Raise their affection,
03:07and you'll unlock exclusive loops,
03:09bonus quests,
03:10and even a few steamy plot quests.
03:13Enjoy the ride!
03:14No way!
03:15I've got a cheat system?
03:17Time to flip the script, cowboy.
03:21No way!
03:22I've got a cheat system?
03:24Hold on!
03:26These women ain't for free!
03:28For every woman you pick,
03:30it's 500 pounds of corn
03:32or goods of equal value.
03:34Every month.
03:36This poor guy I'm stuck in.
03:38He barely had feet for his horses.
03:40How am I supposed to afford a housemate?
03:45Nobody moves!
03:47By order of the mayor,
03:49every bachelor must pick at least one housemate.
03:53Disobey,
03:54and you're marching to the front line.
03:57The front line?
03:59There's a dead sand.
04:03No way!
04:03Never thought I,
04:04Sadie Adler,
04:05the fastest gun in the West,
04:06would end up like
04:07damn cattle at a market.
04:09I'll take her!
04:10Look at those arms,
04:11do not got a bull.
04:12She'll get the job done for sure.
04:20You!
04:22Not you, you too scrawny.
04:24One bad storm and you're gone.
04:26I ain't buying no dead weight.
04:28That one's solid,
04:29I'll take her.
04:32Dude,
04:33are they picking wives or horses?
04:35They're supposed to breed with,
04:36they're not racer, dude.
04:42What are you waiting for, Joey?
04:45What are you waiting for, Joey?
04:45Pick one.
04:46Now!
04:53Three gorgeous women.
04:55Damn,
04:56what am I supposed to change?
04:57I'm the governor's daughter.
04:59I'd rather be captured by savages
05:01than touched by this filthy cult digger.
05:03Oh, well.
05:04The fallen noble one.
05:05But the banger's got no idea who she really is.
05:08That one looks less stupid than the rest.
05:10And his eyes aren't so annoying.
05:12If I go with him,
05:14maybe I'll get a chance to escape.
05:15And finish my revenge.
05:18A tough one with a revenge arc.
05:20Solid pick.
05:21Zero risk of boredom.
05:23High survival rate.
05:25Sir,
05:26will you pick me?
05:27I can cook,
05:28clean,
05:28whatever you need.
05:29I'll be good, I promise.
05:32Now that is enthusiasm.
05:34All right.
05:35I guess I'll take this sweet little thing.
05:37Stop daydreaming, Joey.
05:39Pick one.
05:40Or I'll ship your sorry ass to the front line.
05:43All right.
05:45All right, I pick.
05:47Morning.
05:49Abandoning any affection target
05:50will result in main quest failure.
05:53You will die instantly.
05:54What the hell?
05:55I couldn't get one girlfriend in real life.
05:57And now I legally have to have three?
06:00These three beauties do all have their distinct charms.
06:04Watch me conquer them.
06:06One by one.
06:11Ladies,
06:12such a tough choice breaks a man's heart.
06:15I choose...
06:17A real man never needs to choose.
06:20I'll take all of them.
06:23What?
06:24What?
06:25You're taking all three?
06:26What the hell?
06:27You broke ass piece of shit.
06:29God damn bastard.
06:31Now what the hell am I supposed to play with tonight?
06:35Come on ladies.
06:36Let's go back to...
06:39Home.
06:44Hey Joey.
06:46Marrying three at once, huh?
06:49You think that shit hole your mama left you can really handle that kind of trouble?
06:52Or maybe...
06:53You're trying to get fucked to death!
06:56Skip out on the grain tax!
06:57And die like some kind of legend!
06:59In your own wet dream.
07:04What the hell, Ella?
07:06Will you marry me?
07:07Bro, damn!
07:09You really thought you stood a fucking chance, huh?
07:12You're a fucking joke, Joey.
07:14You're broke, boring, and not worth my time.
07:17We're done, loser.
07:18Wait, no, Ella!
07:20Isn't this the guy my ex was cheating on me with?
07:24Looks like he doesn't recognize me.
07:27Hey!
07:27I'm talking to you!
07:28You daft for something?
07:29Hello?
07:30And now he's Bill the Bastard.
07:33The original Joey starved to death because he stole the last coin on me.
07:36Time to settle the score.
07:38Fuck off, trash!
07:43You dare hit me?
07:44Kill him!
07:46Looking for trouble, huh?
07:50Well, looky here, sugar.
07:52Already standing up for your man, huh?
07:55Fair warning.
07:56Joey here's dick is about as soft as his punch.
07:58Two pumps in and he's already done!
08:00You won't even have time to moan!
08:02Why don't you ladies come and ride something that'll really make you scream!
08:06Oh, yeah!
08:07Come to daddy!
08:08Figures.
08:09A real coward, after all.
08:11You hear me, boy?
08:13You worthless piece of trash!
08:15Get on your knees!
08:17Don't hide behind your woman like some kind of little bitch!
08:19Ahem!
08:25Frank made it pretty clear!
08:27This whole marriage for population thing is, uh, the law.
08:33So, if you wanna stop me from taking my wives home, you're taking on the law itself!
08:40What the hell did I just hear?
08:43Are you messing with official business now, Bill?
08:46You got a death wish, boy?
08:50Hey, look, man.
08:51Okay.
08:51Okay.
08:52Joey and I were just fooling around.
08:54We didn't mean nothing by it.
08:55We're old friends, you see?
09:00That cowardly bastard.
09:02Once I get my sister rewards, you're the first one I'm taking down.
09:08Come on, ladies.
09:10Let's go home.
09:11Come on.
09:15Damn, Joey.
09:16I'll watch you choke on this month's chaos!
09:20Alright.
09:21Come on in.
09:25Well, ladies?
09:28Home sweet home.
09:31My god.
09:33This place wouldn't even pass as a shelter in the 21st century.
09:37Hell, the rats probably leave a few corn kennels out of pity.
09:41It's a work in progress.
09:47I'm sorry.
09:50No, sir.
09:51If it weren't for you, I would've been sold to a brothel by now.
09:55I'm truly grateful.
09:56And I'll do everything I can to be a good housewife.
10:02Ah, my little angel, Lily.
10:05Her affection is skyrocketing.
10:08This dump is worse than our army stables.
10:11Give it a day and we'll starve to death.
10:14Gratitude?
10:15Please.
10:19Left again?
10:22Isabella's gonna be the death of me.
10:26Sorry, sir.
10:27I haven't eaten in two days.
10:30Don't be sorry.
10:35You know what?
10:36Don't worry about a thing.
10:38Lunch is on me.
10:40Gourmet style.
10:45Okay.
10:46Okay.
10:48Okay.
10:49Okay.
10:54Well, girls.
10:55Looks like we're family now.
10:57My name's Lily.
10:58My family used to own a ranch until a gang cleared us out.
11:00My only hope is to make this place our home.
11:04And...
11:05Live is one.
11:12Sadie.
11:13Sadie Adler.
11:15Stick with me.
11:17And if that Joey tries anything, Shady,
11:19I've got your bags.
11:21Live is one?
11:22More like live is one in a shared grave.
11:35All right, system.
11:37Time to shine.
11:39Detected.
11:40Lily's affection.
11:4125.
11:42Lucky you timed to unlock a reward.
11:47What even is a toothless fish?
11:49Yeah, no thanks.
11:50I'll take the granary.
11:52Congratulations.
11:53You've unlocked 50 servings of donor,
11:5650 sodas,
11:5750 vegetable salads,
11:59and several packs of corn.
12:07Now my stash of food is probably bigger than the whole town's combined.
12:12Mr. Joe doesn't seem like the breaking type.
12:14I'm sure if he said he'd get us food, he won't let us start.
12:18Please.
12:19With how broke he is,
12:20he'd be lucky to get some dried cactus,
12:23a couple of lizards,
12:24maybe even some bugs.
12:25That stuff,
12:27I don't go near it.
12:28She's not wrong.
12:29With the war,
12:30draining supplies,
12:31and this place being so far out in the sticks,
12:33it's a miracle anyone here survives,
12:36let alone a broke cowboy like Joey.
12:40Ahem.
12:47Ladies.
12:52Lunch is served.
12:54This looks amazing, Mr. Joe.
12:58Hold on.
12:59We actually got real food?
13:11Here, sweetheart.
13:13Try this.
13:17What did you just call me?
13:19It's Isabella.
13:20Not your sweetheart.
13:22That filthy cowboy.
13:24I'm the daughter of the Dalash's governor.
13:27How dare he flirt with me like some common bar girl?
13:30Sigh.
13:31Raising her affection is gonna be tough.
13:34But if I can crack that shell,
13:37I bet the reward's gonna be worth it.
13:39You wanna play the proud princess?
13:41Fine.
13:42Challenge accepted.
13:51Mr. Joe, this is amazing.
13:54Even when my family had their ranch,
13:56we never had anything this good.
13:59Such a kisser.
14:00Poor thing's just never seen real food before.
14:03Unlike me.
14:04I was raised on fine dinners and proper manners.
14:07Stuff like this doesn't impress me.
14:12You even got fresh meat for the noodles.
14:18He's dirt poor,
14:20yet he's still sharing something this rare with us.
14:23Guess he's a man of contrast.
14:36What is this?
14:37It's incredible.
14:38Better than any fine line I've ever had.
14:44Oops.
14:48So, the proud lady's got a sweet tooth.
14:51I guess this challenge is gonna be easier than I thought.
14:58I've never heard a kisser.
15:00It's real.
15:03I've never heard anything last.
15:05Yes, you have.
15:06Thanks.
15:07I'll have a kisser.
15:09Ugh.
15:15Pervert.
15:16Get out.
15:18Joey, what are you doing?
15:27So, this is what it feels like to have three wives at once?
15:30Oh my god. I have no idea what to do with them.
15:34We were thinking we would take the bed. You don't mind, do you?
15:39Oh, I don't.
15:45You take one step near that bed, and I'll cut your hands off.
15:58Yeah. You guys take the bed. I'll figure something out.
16:05I'm going to go, buddy.
16:15Calling it a night already?
16:17Damn, you are one eager son of a bitch.
16:23What are you doing here, Bill?
16:25I thought y'all would be starving by now for the last three days.
16:28Look what I've got for you.
16:36I'll make your deal, Joey.
16:38One bag of corn for just one night with that big-titted, tiny-waisted woman of yours.
16:43Just as she's rolling her eyes back in her head and can barely breathe.
16:48Are you serious?
16:49Yeah, well, I knew you'd be agreeable.
16:52Like that.
16:56Besides, what kind of limp-dick loser like him could satisfy a woman like you?
17:04Now that bag of corn could feed y'all for three days!
17:07That's a hell of a bargain!
17:08Besides, this one doesn't seem as sweet on Joey as that little bunny lily over there.
17:14I reckon he can make it a smart choice getting rid of this one.
17:17I'd rather bat my own tongue off than go near you.
17:21If you're gonna die, sweetheart, it'll be under me!
17:25Get your filthy hands off me, you little ex-scum!
17:29Compared to this animal, Joey seems almost noble.
17:32And yet, I kept mocking him, freaking down on him.
17:36No wonder he gave up on me.
17:38Maybe that's what I deserve.
17:54Sadie's affection has increased to 15.
17:58You just touched my wife, didn't you?
18:03Are you fucking nuts?
18:05You dare put your hands on me?
18:07I'll blow your sorry ass to hell!
18:13Let's see who gets to hell first.
18:16Now, now, little lady.
18:18I didn't mean it like that.
18:24You really think I'd only carry one gun with me?
18:28Let's see who's faster on the trigger, shall we?
18:34System?
18:35Give me a gun.
18:36I'll take out a loan and pay you back as soon as their affection goes up, I swear.
18:40Sorry.
18:41Loans are not supported.
18:43Aw, shit!
18:44Now, now, pretty lady.
18:46Let's not make this rough.
18:48Why don't you take off your clothes, kneel, and give me a blowjob?
18:52Maybe I'll forget about that punch and let your man here live.
18:55What do you think?
18:55Take it out on me.
18:57You touch them, you'll regret it.
19:02You can go to hell, you arrogant pile of crap!
19:10Take it out on me.
19:12You touch them, you'll regret it.
19:15Even with a gun to his head, he still chooses to protect us?
19:19Even back in Delacis as the governor's daughter, no one's ever treated me like this.
19:24Detecting affection changes, Isabella, 5 to 7.
19:28Sadie, 15 to 25.
19:31Congratulations.
19:32A new reward is now available.
19:34Do you still want a gun?
19:36Yes, I do.
19:38Then you can go to hell, you arrogant pile of crap!
19:55What the hell?
19:56Where the hell did you get a gun?
19:58You don't know half the things I got.
20:00Now, why don't you apologize to these ladies?
20:04Apologize?
20:05Do you know who my brother is?
20:07Well, your brother ain't here.
20:08So don't ask me useless questions unless you want to see how fast this gun really is.
20:12And now, we've got two guns.
20:14Now tell me, which finger did you use to try to touch my wife?
20:19Okay, okay, look, I'm sorry, man.
20:22I shouldn't have tried to touch your wife.
20:23I'm sorry.
20:28My brother's a sheriff.
20:29He's going to hear about this.
20:31Who are you, Joey?
20:42Joey, are you okay?
20:44You know, this gun's only got one bullet.
20:52He actually passed out from fear.
20:55How embarrassing.
20:59Well, given the situation, staying and fainting still beats running away.
21:05Guess that makes him a man.
21:07Oh my gosh.
21:08What's it called when someone says one thing and means another?
21:12Only one bullet in your gun and you still went after that bastard?
21:17How to say, Joey.
21:18You're one of the bravest men I've ever met.
21:23But we're out of bullets now.
21:25What are we going to do, Joey?
21:29I have no idea.
21:32But I'll figure something out.
21:35Affection update.
21:37Sadie, 25 to 27.
21:39Lily, 25 to 35.
21:42Isabella, 7 to 10.
21:44Wow.
21:45That was fast.
21:46But I got to keep raising their affections and cash in on more of these rewards.
21:49If I want to survive this savage west.
21:58From now on, we get the bed.
22:01You can take the floor.
22:03And, if you're trying to think funny,
22:07I'll make sure you never walk again.
22:09Not that you got any bullets anyway.
22:16Don't worry.
22:17I'll wait until the day you actually want me there.
22:19Three gorgeous wives.
22:21All within arm's reach.
22:23And I can't touch a damn thing.
22:25What kind of a cool joke is this?
22:30Sadie saved him today.
22:32He must like her more now.
22:34I need to do something.
22:36Something to make him see me.
22:43What the heck?
22:45What's going on?
22:47Mr. Joe.
22:49You're a good man.
22:51I want to be your wife.
22:53Trying to win him over, huh?
22:55A man like Joey don't come around often in times like these.
22:58Maybe it's time I make my move.
23:08Sadie can fight for him.
23:09Lily can win him over with her sweetness.
23:11And me,
23:13if Joey decides I'm not with the trouble,
23:15what's left for me?
23:17Maybe
23:18I should stop holding back, too.
23:21The other girls are sick.
23:22The other girls are sick.
23:22The other girls are sick.
23:23Maybe we should have.
23:32Let me do this for you, Mr. Joe.
24:04But I don't want to wake the other girls, so...
24:08I'll just give you a massage to help you relax.
24:10I hope you don't mind.
24:12Damn.
24:12Fine.
24:13She's right.
24:14If things get too loud and the other two wake up, I'm screwed.
24:18Their affection would drop fast.
24:20Gotta think long term.
24:22Hold it together, man.
24:25No, it's fine.
24:27You're not ready yet.
24:29When the time comes, we'll do it right.
24:32Thank you, Mr. Joe.
24:34Meeting you is the luckiest thing that's ever happened to me.
24:38Congratulations.
24:39Lily's affection has reached 40.
24:41You've earned a milestone reward.
24:44Wow.
24:45Lily's got it down to an art.
24:47She's practically built to raise affection points.
24:50Uh, Lily, why don't you tell me about yourself?
24:53I'd love to know more about you.
24:58Um...
24:58Sure.
24:59Okay.
25:01My family used to run a ranch until...
25:06When the Northern Army pushed south, a game called the Lucky Wolves followed.
25:11They took our land.
25:13They took everything.
25:16My parents were killed right in front of me.
25:18Help me!
25:19No!
25:22And I was the only one who survived.
25:25Don't cry, Lily.
25:27I'll make sure those bastards pay for what they did.
25:36If you get justice for her, Joey, will you do the same for me?
25:50Oh, morning, neighbor.
25:52Oh, man, Joey.
25:54You're not strong.
25:55Bill shot your damn nut clean off.
25:59What the hell are you talking about?
26:01Not your horse, remember?
26:03I bored him a few days ago, and I was going to bring him back today.
26:05But he snorted at Bill, and that crazy bastard shot him dead.
26:10That bastard?
26:11He killed my horse?
26:14I'm going to kill him.
26:15You can't go after him.
26:16His brother, Clint Crook, is the sheriff of this town.
26:19He's right.
26:20You can't go out there.
26:21They're all in on it.
26:22Yeah.
26:23Sounds like a setup to me.
26:24They're probably waiting to ambush you.
26:27Figures.
26:28A real coward, after all.
26:30If I handle this perfectly, and come out looking like a superhero in front of these three,
26:35their affection will spike.
26:37System, unlock Milestone Reward.
26:41Milestone Reward unlocked.
26:42Congratulations.
26:44You've obtained the skill Bullet Time and five Causality Rounds.
26:47Bullet Time enhances your perception, making enemies move in slow motion.
26:52Causality.
26:53Rounds guarantee a perfect hit once fired.
26:56They will strike the target.
27:03Perfect.
27:04Just what I needed.
27:09Nobody kills my horse and gets away with it.
27:14Ladies, I'll be back.
27:18Mr. Joe, please come back safely.
27:21He's got guts.
27:23I like it.
27:24Guess I'll take him on.
27:25See where this goes.
27:26He's braver than I thought.
27:28I guess I underestimated him.
27:30Look at me.
27:32Cowboy, facing Dawn in danger.
27:34Riding out to meet my fate.
27:37Still.
27:38Going in there empty-handed?
27:41Better not get himself killed.
27:42Oh, shit.
28:08I thought it's safe.
28:11Tough horse.
28:12But the meat ain't half bad.
28:14That horse got what was coming to him just like its owner will.
28:17Useless piece of shit thinks he can punch me.
28:19You gotta show him what happens when you mess with a crook!
28:23Of course, I'll rough him up for you.
28:25But you gotta understand, Bill, that man's flat busted.
28:28His horse was his whole life.
28:30Now you taking it, he might come back for blood.
28:34He wouldn't buy it if I told him to lick my balls!
28:50You killed my horse, Bill.
28:53Now you're gonna pay.
28:55Look who it is!
28:56A spineless bastard himself!
29:00This sissy used to cross the street when he saw me coming.
29:04Now he's got the balls to wake up.
29:08Sissy Joey! Sissy Joey! Sissy Joey!
29:11Sissy Joey!
29:14Clint Crook.
29:16The town sheriff.
29:18But look at him. More thug than lawmen.
29:20Hell, he's worse than the outlaws he's supposed to chase.
29:23Well...
29:24Alright, boys.
29:26Make the sissy bleed.
29:28But don't send him to his grave.
29:30Yet.
29:32You boys probably don't know this,
29:33but Joey's got three gorgeous women waiting at home for him.
29:37I think once we make him bleed, we'll have our way with them, huh?
29:40We are gonna string them up and have our fun!
29:48Oh, no. So many of them.
29:50Looks like Joey's as good as dead.
29:54Oh, no. So many of them.
29:57Looks like Joey's as good as dead.
29:58If this were back in the day, one word from me would have settled it.
30:02But now?
30:04If my identity were revealed, it would only make things worse.
30:09Isabella?
30:10What is she doing here?
30:13She's keeping her head down.
30:15Same as me.
30:17And maybe she's got secrets, too.
30:19Both Northern and Southern patrols after me.
30:22One wrong move, and they'll recognize me for sure.
30:24But...
30:25If I don't act, Joey's finished.
30:28Damn it! What do I do?
30:30Yesterday, you clung to your woman's skirt like some kind of scared little bitch.
30:36Today, I'm gonna make you get on your knees and beg like one!
30:41I'll do!
30:47Game on.
30:57My nose!
30:59My teeth!
31:00Clip! Kill him!
31:02Where's this shit there? Get him!
31:14One more time.
31:19Bulletin.
31:24Bulletin.
31:33Bulletin.
31:56Bulletin.
31:56Can't even handle this.
31:58Bunch of dead weight.
32:11Bulletin.
32:14Bulletin.
32:17You dare attack a lowman?
32:20Drop your weapon and surrender or I'll put you on the wounded list.
32:25My horse was just drafted into the army and your brother Bill shot it.
32:30That's a war crime.
32:31And you.
32:33You.
32:35As the sheriff of this town, you did nothing but try to cover for him.
32:40You're both going to hang for this.
32:42Not wrong. The army will be here soon.
32:45That horse might have already got us in big trouble.
32:47The war is still on.
32:48If you kill an army horse, not even a presidential pardon can save you.
32:53Ain't no matter, Clint. Just cut his tongue out so we can't rat him.
32:56Well, before I came here, I sent word all over town.
33:00Told everybody to come watch.
33:02They'll be here any minute to see you eating military horse and to see how you trample folks like me.
33:09You've planned this from the beginning.
33:11You sneaky bastard!
33:13Boss, we ought to run now.
33:14If they really get evidence on us, we'll be shot.
33:15Let's go.
33:20Joey, huh?
33:24You better watch your back.
33:26One of these days, a bullet's gonna find its way through your chest.
33:31You don't have to worry about getting shot in the back.
33:34If I take you out, I'll do it face to face.
33:51Well, buddy, this is as far as the justice goes.
33:59Ladies, what are you doing here?
34:01They must have been worried about me.
34:04Follow me all this way just to make sure I'm safe.
34:08Stop eating that.
34:11If they see you eating a military horse, they'll whip you for it.
34:15Military horse?
34:17No, I made that part up.
34:19Think about it.
34:20That old boy's been with me for...
34:21God knows how long.
34:24The military wanted him.
34:25They'd have taken him a long time ago.
34:27So, he's not just a good shot.
34:30He's got guts and brains.
34:31The way he fooled Clinton as men?
34:33Yeah.
34:34Even I wouldn't have come up with that so far.
34:38Ten points in one shot.
34:41Guess Sadie's got a thing for brains and guts.
34:45Hmm.
34:45He's got some skill.
34:47Not bad.
34:49If I ever took him to the Lasset, I might just make a decent right hand man.
34:58Well, ladies, let's go home.
35:05Please, God.
35:06Keep Mr. Joe safe, please.
35:09Bring him home.
35:11Lily, we're back.
35:14Oh, thank God you're saved.
35:18Come on.
35:19I got something good to eat.
35:20I'll tell you all about it inside.
35:26Ugh.
35:27This is filthy.
35:29But I'm starving.
35:31One bite won't kill me.
35:38Not bad.
35:43Seriously?
35:45That's my horse.
35:46I don't get any points for that.
35:48Mr. Joe, you're so amazing.
35:51Having you here is the best thing that's ever happened to me.
35:56Affection update.
35:57Lily's affection hit 60.
36:00You've earned an epic reward draw.
36:03Holy.
36:04Three wives are insane.
36:06Sweet.
36:08Reliable.
36:10Perfect combo.
36:11That's enough celebrating.
36:13We really riled up Clint this time.
36:15He's gonna come after us.
36:18Don't worry.
36:18I can handle it.
36:20Really?
36:21How exactly do you plan to take care of it?
36:27Look.
36:28They're scared that their little horse tongue is gonna get exposed.
36:32So they're not gonna be in town for a long time.
36:36When they do come to town,
36:37it's probably gonna be around the time they collect grain tax.
36:41Right.
36:42Because Mr. Joe chose all of us as the housemates,
36:45we owe 1,500 pounds of corn a month.
36:49What are we gonna do?
36:53Relax.
36:56When they come around for the next grain tax,
36:58I'm gonna pay six months up front.
37:01And we're never gonna worry about clothes or food or anything.
37:05Ever again.
37:07Six months.
37:09That's 9,000 pounds, genius.
37:13Only the mayor and a few rich landowners could pull that off.
37:16With what you have in this shack,
37:19you'll be lucky to get 10 pounds by next month.
37:27Trust me.
37:28I'll figure something out.
37:54All right, System.
37:56Let's unlock that epic reward already.
37:58Congratulations.
38:00I'm so sorry.
38:00You've received 20 vials of enhanced penicillin, 1 gold detector, found edition, 5 HK416 automatic rifle, 10 doses of enhanced
38:10adrenaline.
38:11Alright, now that is a jackpot. These will fix every problem I have.
38:24Well, look who it is. Joey, the cow shit collector himself. What the hell are you doing here, boy?
38:33Gold. Prospecting.
38:35You? That scrawny little frame of yours? You'll be swept away before you find a single nugget.
38:43You risked your damn life for these three women, and now you're about to croak?
38:50Cause you can't pay your grain taxes? And instead of spending your last day screwing, you're out here digging?
38:57Like a fool. He ain't screwing nobody. Look at him. I bet his little noodle ain't stood at attention for
39:06years.
39:08So this was his grand plan. Hand him for gold in a river that's been stripped bare a thousand times.
39:13Fool.
39:15Hey, Joey. Want to make it interesting? If you find gold, I'll spend the night with you.
39:20Whoa! No, thank you. I have three beautiful wives. How about this? If I do find gold, you three get
39:28to work my fields for one month. Free labor.
39:32Deal. But if you come up empty handed, your three wives gotta wash all our clothes for one month.
39:42Yeah, deal.
39:56Well, that does not look like a regular gold paint. It ain't.
40:01This here is my new invention. Made it myself. Watch out, sweethearts. I'm gonna let your man show off a
40:09little.
40:10Yeah, right. Just trying to find gold with a fishing pole? That's crazy!
40:27Gold.
40:32Mr. Joe! Mr. Joe, look, look! I found gold!
40:35Holy hell, that's a solid nugget!
40:38Yeah, well, I guess the gold just likes me. Lily, bag it up.
40:44This is like 10 ounces of gold. We won't have to worry about food for months.
40:49That doesn't count. Every riverbread's got left over somewhere. You just got lucky.
40:54Yeah, I don't believe you. Show us another one, then I'll believe you.
40:59You filthy peasants have no honor at all.
41:02Easy, darling. Let me shook them up properly.
41:10Come on out, my shiny little gold nuggets.
41:15Gold.
41:17Gold.
41:18Gold.
41:20Gold.
41:22Gold.
41:24Gold.
41:25Gold.
41:27Gold.
41:27Look at that!
41:29More gold!
41:30Holy hell!
41:36Mr. Joe, you're amazing. Only half an hour and you already struck a fortune.
41:41You could trade for 20, maybe even 30,000 pounds of grain. Hell, that's enough for a few good horses.
41:50Well, not bad. I suppose you've earned my approval.
41:58So, what do you call me now?
42:03Mr. Joe?
42:07Mr. Joe?
42:08Mr. Joe?
42:09I knew you were different from Arrest. You share that goal with me, huh?
42:12Yeah, Mr. Joe. We're old pals. Spare me a little. Come on, my wife's pregnant. I could use a little
42:19of that.
42:20Uh, don't call me that, please. Makes my skin crawl. Didn't we have a deal? You'll be working my land.
42:28One month.
42:29Come on, man. I was just joking. If I start paying for gold now, I'll start from today. I ain't
42:35got no time to be working your land.
42:37Ah, don't worry. You work for me, help me clear my land, and I'll pay you half an ounce of
42:42gold every two days. Sound fair?
42:46Are you serious? Half an ounce for two days work?
42:49Oh, yeah. And that's just the base pay. You stick with me, and, uh, you're not just digging up my
42:54land. You're digging up your own fortune. And future.
42:58Joey, you're such a gentleman.
43:02Yeah, well, spread the word. Tell everybody in town. If they're quick with their hands, I'm hiring. And I got
43:08enough gold for everybody. Not a single gram short.
43:12Hail, Joey! Hail, Joey! Hail, Joey! Hail, Joey! Hail, Joey! Hail, Joey! Hail, Joey!
43:21Mr. Joe, I brought you Charlie, just like you asked.
43:24I heard you found gold, Joey. Is it true?
43:27You're looking at it.
43:29Listen, Charlie, you know the town better than I do. I want you to take Lily and trade this gold
43:33for corn.
43:33And don't worry about your family's tax next month. I got it.
43:36Oh, wow. Thank you, Mr. Joey. Come on, Lily.
43:46Here.
43:49Take this.
43:52I want you to take the prospectors who didn't want to farm. Take them and lead them on a dig,
43:56alright?
43:56This thing will find gold anywhere. Mountains, streams, desert.
44:00Got it. Leave it to me. You three, grab your tools. You're with me.
44:09With three beauties and a pack of prospectors working for me, I'll be living the high life in no time.
44:17All right.
44:19Ah, I'm not mad.
44:24Sadie, what's wrong with you? See your mouth.
44:30You gave everyone here something to do except for me.
44:34I guess I'm just useless around here.
44:37Not at all.
44:39I think you're here for a reason.
44:43For a reason?
44:46No one else to ring.
44:47Is he trying to do something funny?
45:01Sadie, here, listen.
45:02I want you to pick a squad and form a security team for the prospectors.
45:08You're going to be the captain.
45:12Here, look.
45:17This is the latest design that I made.
45:21With that thing, you're going to be unstoppable.
45:24Nice piece.
45:25I've never seen anything this advanced before until we actually made this.
45:30Didn't know we had it in.
45:36Listen, this is a pretty particular piece of machinery, so I better show you how to use it.
45:43Come on.
45:49There's even a red dot on it.
45:51It helped aim at the target.
45:53Incredible.
45:54Damn.
45:55It smells so good.
45:57And that body.
45:59I like it.
46:03Yeah, so, once you've got the dot fire, it's sighted for a hundred yards, and the firepower's massive.
46:14Oh, God.
46:15Would this look like a take on an army?
46:18This is it.
46:19Sadie's finally opening up to me.
46:22This is going to be my first kiss.
46:28Trouble, Joe.
46:30Big trouble.
46:31Uh, were you two, uh...
46:35What is it?
46:36Lily!
46:37Lily's been taken by Clint.
46:38What?
46:41Lily's been taken by Clint.
46:42Lily and I were on our way to Next Town to trade the gold.
46:46And Clint and his men suddenly showed up.
46:48Gold?
46:50Oh, where'd you get it?
46:51Joey panned it himself.
46:53Bullshit.
46:54Joey ain't got the balls or the brains to mine any gold.
46:57Got the two of you stolen.
46:58No, he didn't.
46:59He panned it himself.
47:00Everyone saw it.
47:01Save it.
47:02We caught you red-handed.
47:04Boys, grab the loot and lock this woman up.
47:17Don't let go of me.
47:19That hurts.
47:19Yeah, you can't just take it.
47:22You just stood there and watched while they took Lily?
47:25Hey, what happened?
47:26Lily's been taken.
47:27Clint's men got her.
47:28What?
47:30I'm going to get her.
47:31No.
47:33Red Dragon.
47:35Record by Short Drama Free.
47:37Follow for more.
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