00:00Mr. Hooper, how's my sandwich?
00:01Coming right up.
00:03Did you put a lot of mayonnaise on?
00:04Did I put a lot of mayonnaise?
00:05Just what you like.
00:06Ah, yes, yes.
00:07Mr. Hooper, what's the TV setting?
00:10Oh, I forgot.
00:12Glad you reminded me.
00:13The TV set I've just brought in for today.
00:15As Oscar says, there's a new show on Grouch TV.
00:18You want to be able to see it.
00:19And I don't want to miss it.
00:20Can you watch it?
00:21Yeah, sure. Let's turn it on.
00:23Here we go.
00:24All right.
00:25What kind of show is it?
00:27Grouchy.
00:28Grouchy.
00:29Grouchy.
00:30Nice.
00:31That's Oscar's guy.
00:33Grouchy.
00:34Nice, too.
00:35Yeah, sort of ketchup.
00:39Sort of ketchup.
00:40Sort of ketchup.
00:42Yeah.
00:45Greetings, indigestion fans.
00:48It is time once again to join Yucky Pierre, the grouch chef, me,
00:53for another culinary gem from the golden treasury of grouch cooking.
00:59Today's recipe, this one will curl your eyelashes, is Charles chicken soup.
01:07Oh.
01:08Chicken soup.
01:08Chicken soup.
01:09Yeah, I love chicken soup.
01:10The chicken soup that you love to hate.
01:14I love chicken soup.
01:15For Charles chicken soup, you need ten things.
01:20And my assistant here, Charles of the rats, will help me as we put them in the pot.
01:28First, Charles, a dash of scallions.
01:35Very good.
01:37Next, Charles.
01:39Some chocolate syrup.
01:42Chocolate syrup.
01:44And scallions.
01:45That's what he said.
01:46Me neither.
01:47What are you waiting for, poor?
01:50Here it goes.
01:50This recipe won me the coveted cordon blech.
01:54Now, Charles, what we need is a nice mushy mango.
02:01A mango?
02:02Ah, overripe.
02:03But he didn't take the seed out.
02:06Aha.
02:06Next.
02:08You ready for this?
02:10A pork chop.
02:12A pork chop?
02:14Now what's he doing with a pork chopping chicken soup?
02:16Maybe he knows something we don't, huh?
02:19Yeah, I doubt it.
02:20Where's the chicken?
02:22And now, a teabag.
02:25A teabag?
02:26Mr. Hooper, you can have this sandwich back.
02:28Why?
02:28This show has just made me lose my appetite.
02:31Oh, don't be shy.
02:31Do you want me to turn it off?
02:32No, no, we'll watch this.
02:34What are you waiting for?
