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00:00:11You
00:00:30Don't turn around
00:00:32Keep taking out the money
00:00:34Is that your van?
00:00:38You being carjacked
00:00:47They have guns
00:00:51Watch my back
00:00:53This won't take long
00:00:58Your mom better hurry up or you're gonna be a lot of trouble
00:01:26Hey kiddo, you want to see your mom?
00:01:32Hi honey, mommy's here it's okay
00:01:39Sir, who are you?
00:01:41Just your ordinary retired vet
00:01:47Listen, I'm a lawyer
00:01:50Let me know if you ever need anything
00:01:54Thank you so much
00:02:18Ah, shit
00:02:32Good day sir
00:02:35Corbin, I'm retired
00:02:37And you're the director of the FBI now
00:02:39There's no need for sirs and salutes
00:02:41Negative sir
00:02:42Whether you're actively serving or retired
00:02:45I'll always be your soldier
00:02:53Thank you
00:02:53Sir, the President of the United States is awarding you
00:02:56The Medal of Honor
00:02:57I'm here to escort you to the ceremony
00:03:01Medal of Honor
00:03:03It's unnecessary
00:03:05I just did what any soldier would do
00:03:07Like, an ex-less
00:03:08I took the maid
00:03:08I've always enjoyed our campaigns
00:03:08I've always wanted them to join me
00:03:26I think we need to be a part of the game
00:03:28Look at that
00:03:31I know, I'm very excited
00:03:32I've been here
00:03:33You're the only one
00:03:34I've been here
00:03:35I've always wanted to spend a lot of time
00:03:35That could be a good
00:03:35I'm actually a lot of time
00:03:39Oh, Pierce, Pierce.
00:03:41I don't want to be left in front of me.
00:03:46Take me home, bro.
00:03:48Pierce, Pierce.
00:03:51Pierce.
00:04:01This is the real hero.
00:04:03He deserves the medal more than anyone.
00:04:34This is the real hero.
00:04:44Pierce, Pierce, the courage won't live on.
00:04:53Ethan, I've arranged a grand escort for your trip home.
00:04:57It's the hero's send-off that you deserve.
00:05:00It's unnecessary, sir.
00:05:02We spent half of our lives defending this country.
00:05:05I think we'd like to enjoy some of the peace we protected.
00:05:10Pierce would want it that way.
00:05:12Understood.
00:05:13And thank you for your service.
00:05:17Thank you, sir.
00:05:29Welcome back home, Pierce.
00:05:35Fun is here.
00:05:49Excuse me, boy.
00:05:50What are you doing around these paths?
00:05:52You here to see somebody?
00:05:53Yeah, officer.
00:05:55Looking like you do.
00:05:57Seems like you might be a troublemaker.
00:06:01Come on, I'll give you a ride.
00:06:18Where'd you take me?
00:06:19I'm trying to get into town.
00:06:21No, you're not, son.
00:06:22I'm taking you right where you need to be.
00:06:25Where's that?
00:06:26That's far away as I can take you.
00:06:29Why are you doing this to me?
00:06:31I didn't do anything to you.
00:06:32Look, folks like you ain't welcome around here.
00:06:35You know when no homeless, vagrant types
00:06:37running around causing havoc in our town?
00:06:56Get out of this town.
00:07:12Boy, I thought I told you you ain't welcome.
00:07:15You need to get lost in it.
00:07:17Hey, don't touch my...
00:07:19You!
00:07:20Get your hands on that car right now!
00:07:26Put that stove down and get your hands on that car right now!
00:07:38Don't you move.
00:07:42You got it.
00:07:45Oh, Pierce.
00:07:47Boy, you put your hands on the car right now!
00:07:51Drop it!
00:08:00Give me your hand, boy.
00:08:01Don't you move, Green.
00:08:06If my stuff's still intact,
00:08:08he'd already be dead.
00:08:12Wait till we get back to the station
00:08:14and we'll see who the real dead man is.
00:08:17Get out of here.
00:08:20Strip, boy!
00:08:31Gang fight battle scars?
00:08:33Mitchell, are strip searches even legal anymore?
00:08:36I don't think we should be doing this.
00:08:38Relax, Helen.
00:08:40You're just having some fun.
00:08:44I don't think we should be doing this.
00:08:44Mitchell, let's help our guests get cleaned up.
00:08:47We don't want people thinking our station is our shit on.
00:08:50Right?
00:08:51Well, the captain.
00:08:55Well, what is this?
00:09:01Ethan.
00:09:02Bear?
00:09:05Run this through the ID scanner.
00:09:07I want to know exactly who he is.
00:09:13You've got the right to remain silent, son,
00:09:15but you're going to be squeedling soon enough.
00:09:26If I were you,
00:09:28I'd make sure I knew who I was before I did that.
00:09:30Is that a threat, boy?
00:09:32What do you think?
00:09:34All right!
00:09:36Excellent!
00:09:36Clean him up.
00:09:42Shower time!
00:09:53Hey, don't work in his hair!
00:09:55Ha-ha-ha!
00:10:02Hey, he's a...
00:10:03He's a...
00:10:04Give me that.
00:10:09That's right!
00:10:10Yeah!
00:10:10Hey!
00:10:11What's in that bag?
00:10:12Kind of important to you, huh?
00:10:14Yeah!
00:10:15Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:10:16Ha-ha!
00:10:21Now!
00:10:22Now you know who runs this place!
00:10:27What's it?
00:10:29Can't verify.
00:10:30You know what that means?
00:10:31That's a fake ID!
00:10:33You're either an illegal immigrant
00:10:36or a criminal on the run.
00:10:38Get down on the ground!
00:10:39That cancer out your sin!
00:10:42Well, son,
00:10:43it doesn't matter if you forged a government document
00:10:46or you're in this country illegally.
00:10:48I can arrest you right here,
00:10:49and I want to know who you are.
00:10:51Or,
00:10:52there's another possibility.
00:10:55My identity's highly classified,
00:10:56and you,
00:10:58small-town sheriff,
00:10:59don't have the clearance to access it.
00:11:00Stop with the lies, son!
00:11:02I'm tired of it.
00:11:05Who is this, anyway?
00:11:08Somebody, uh, special?
00:11:09Do not touch that,
00:11:11or you're gonna die a slow, painful death.
00:11:13Well,
00:11:14look at that.
00:11:15Everybody in this station
00:11:17is gonna pay for your stupidity!
00:11:18You get your hands off!
00:11:20Get your hands off!
00:11:21Look,
00:11:22I'm gonna give you one more chance.
00:11:24I want to know who you are
00:11:25and where you come from!
00:11:27Fuck you!
00:11:31Sorry, boy.
00:11:32That wasn't the answer
00:11:33I was looking for.
00:11:40Take me home, bro.
00:11:57Hey, you son of a bitch!
00:12:02Sir,
00:12:03put the gun down.
00:12:04Let's talk this out.
00:12:06Put the gun down!
00:12:07You can't escape!
00:12:09Who says I'm trying to escape?
00:12:11Hey, look, look, look.
00:12:12We can talk this out,
00:12:13but if you shoot me,
00:12:14my officers are gonna put you
00:12:15in the ground real quick!
00:12:16All I wanted to do
00:12:17was bring my war buddy back home.
00:12:19You have to desecrate
00:12:20his body with your foot!
00:12:22And you deserve to die!
00:12:25Drop the weapon!
00:12:26Now!
00:12:27Now your only chance
00:12:28is to surrender!
00:12:30Surrender's not right, okay.
00:12:35I want to call my lawyer.
00:12:37Who the hell
00:12:38you think you are?
00:12:39Take him!
00:12:40If he resist,
00:12:41deadly force is authorized!
00:12:52If you don't want to be
00:12:52incriminated along with him,
00:12:56I suggest you let me call my lawyer.
00:13:12Miss Lawson,
00:13:14back again.
00:13:15I told you,
00:13:16Mr. Corbin is busy today
00:13:17and doesn't have time to meet me.
00:13:18Oh, but I only need five minutes.
00:13:20Sir, I promise we have
00:13:22the best law firm in the nation,
00:13:23and we're even willing
00:13:25to do some pro bono work for you.
00:13:26So, just five minutes,
00:13:27that's all I need,
00:13:28and I promise you,
00:13:29Corbin is going to love this.
00:13:31Goodbye, Miss Lawson.
00:13:41Hello?
00:13:42Remember me?
00:13:42The ordinary retired vet.
00:13:44Oh.
00:13:48It's you.
00:13:49Yeah, and right now.
00:13:50I need you.
00:13:54Son, who do you think you're fooling?
00:13:57How's a broke bum like you
00:13:58afford a lawyer?
00:13:59I'm exercising my right
00:14:01to remain silent
00:14:01until my lawyer arrives.
00:14:03Son, this is my territory.
00:14:06You understand?
00:14:06I don't care if you got
00:14:07a regular lawyer
00:14:08or the head of the FBI.
00:14:10You ain't getting out of here.
00:14:11The director of the FBI?
00:14:13You mean Corbin?
00:14:15You think you're going to keep up
00:14:16this tough guy act
00:14:17if I give him a call?
00:14:19Sheriff, don't waste your breath.
00:14:21Let's just give him the usual.
00:14:22Turn off the security cams
00:14:23and beat him
00:14:24until he confesses.
00:14:27Now, I'll admit,
00:14:28you're a tough fighter,
00:14:30but in our station,
00:14:32nobody leaves
00:14:33without our permission.
00:14:34Do your worst.
00:14:35It's all child's play, anyway.
00:14:39What happens in the station
00:14:41stays in the station.
00:14:42I can even kill you,
00:14:43and no one's going to know.
00:14:47Release my client!
00:14:57I've recorded everything.
00:14:59Lay a finger on him.
00:15:00I will make sure
00:15:00every news outlet
00:15:01has this video
00:15:02by tomorrow morning.
00:15:09Don't worry, sir.
00:15:10I'll make sure
00:15:11you walk out of here,
00:15:11free man.
00:15:14Hey, lady.
00:15:16This is an interrogation room.
00:15:18This ain't the courtroom.
00:15:19You got a problem,
00:15:20take it up with the judge.
00:15:23We're busy interrogating
00:15:24this illegal immigrant.
00:15:28Illegal immigrant?
00:15:29Yeah, don't you even know
00:15:30who you're representing?
00:15:34Look at this.
00:15:35ID scanning.
00:15:37What's that say?
00:15:38Cannot verify.
00:15:39You know what that means?
00:15:41He is undocumented.
00:15:43So, mind your little business
00:15:44and scoot on out.
00:15:46Take Mr. Lawyer out here, will you?
00:15:56Sir, who are you?
00:15:58Just your ordinary retired vet.
00:16:03Sir, you're accusing my client
00:16:05of being an illegal immigrant.
00:16:06I'd like to see some evidence.
00:16:08And if you can't provide any,
00:16:10I'm going to have to ask you
00:16:11to let him go.
00:16:13I've had about enough of you.
00:16:14He is not leaving here today.
00:16:16Small-town lawyer like you
00:16:18should know when to quit.
00:16:20Now, get out.
00:16:22You ain't going to be able
00:16:23to handle what's to come.
00:16:24Well, maybe I can't handle it.
00:16:27But what about the director
00:16:28of the FBI?
00:16:35What'd you say?
00:16:36Hopefully this will scare them.
00:16:38Right before I came here,
00:16:40I was in a meeting with the director
00:16:41of the FBI, Officer Corbin.
00:16:43She knows Corbin?
00:16:47There's no body lawyer
00:16:48who said she knows
00:16:49the FBI director.
00:16:51Well, if you don't believe me,
00:16:53why don't I give him a call?
00:16:56Go right ahead.
00:17:01You trying to get one over on us?
00:17:03You know what happens
00:17:04when you lie to an officer.
00:17:06Well, who says I'm lying?
00:17:07I will call him.
00:17:15Hi, this is Corbin.
00:17:17I can't get to the phone right now,
00:17:18so please leave a message,
00:17:20and I'll get back to you
00:17:21as soon as I can.
00:17:22It sounds like he's busy
00:17:24right now.
00:17:26You know.
00:17:29You seem real desperate
00:17:30to help this boy
00:17:31get him out of here.
00:17:33Why is that?
00:17:35Is that because you're
00:17:37aiding, abiding,
00:17:38illegal immigrant?
00:17:43Fucking savage!
00:17:44Didn't anybody ever teach
00:17:45you how to treat a lady?
00:17:50Want to talk to Corbin?
00:17:51Well, it just so happens
00:17:52I know him, too.
00:17:57Ha!
00:17:58Hey, Mitchell, get a load of that.
00:17:59He knows Corbin, too.
00:18:01That's a good one.
00:18:02Hey, you know,
00:18:03my mama knows the director
00:18:04of the FBI, too.
00:18:05Why don't we call her,
00:18:05I don't know him.
00:18:06Hell, I even know the president.
00:18:08You don't have to say anything, okay?
00:18:09I will handle this.
00:18:11Did you try his work number?
00:18:13Well, as it happens,
00:18:15I have his personal number.
00:18:18Personal number?
00:18:19He's got the personal number
00:18:21of the FBI director.
00:18:22Hey, zip it, okay?
00:18:24Even I can see through that lie.
00:18:25There's no way
00:18:26these officers are gonna buy it.
00:18:28Yeah, well, let's try it.
00:18:30Hell, maybe we'll leave an answer.
00:18:42Sir, how can I help?
00:18:44Director Corbin?
00:18:45Who are you?
00:18:46Why do you have
00:18:47General Barrett's phone?
00:18:48Oh, um...
00:18:49Hey, it's Ethan.
00:18:50You've got ten minutes
00:18:51to get to the police station
00:18:52at Twin Maples.
00:18:56Helicopter,
00:18:56Twin Maples Lodge, stat!
00:19:02Who you think you are?
00:19:03The president?
00:19:04Ten minutes.
00:19:05You can't know why
00:19:05you can hear that fast.
00:19:06You're the FBI helicopter.
00:19:16Who you think you are?
00:19:17The president?
00:19:19You sound so serious,
00:19:20I almost failed for you.
00:19:23Why did you fake that phone call?
00:19:24I told you to leave it to me.
00:19:28Sheriff, I'm going to bail my client out.
00:19:30Bail?
00:19:31He ain't going nowhere.
00:19:33I'm going to escort him
00:19:34to the electric chair myself.
00:19:37What is wrong with you?
00:19:39Look, I'm done humoring you.
00:19:41Get this bitch out of here.
00:19:43Don't...
00:19:43Get your hand off!
00:19:44Hey, get your hand off!
00:19:46Hey!
00:19:46This is illegal!
00:19:47I will sue you!
00:19:51It looks like you ain't got
00:19:53nobody here to save you now.
00:19:55I'm worried about
00:19:56saving myself, Fabio.
00:20:00Five minutes.
00:20:10Two of you, secure the premises.
00:20:12Two of you, follow me inside.
00:20:19I'll just pull a headline.
00:20:21Illegal immigrant assault officer.
00:20:23Sheriff saves the day
00:20:25by shooting him dead.
00:20:27It's a bit wordy, honestly.
00:20:30One minute.
00:20:31I told you earlier
00:20:32I'll get back to the station.
00:20:34You'll see who the real dead man is.
00:20:38Now,
00:20:40you can ride in the hill,
00:20:41bastard.
00:20:46Stop!
00:20:56That homeless man?
00:21:01Is an American hero.
00:21:03Ooh!
00:21:04I don't know.
00:21:44Don't turn around.
00:21:46Keep taking out the money.
00:21:51Is that your van?
00:21:53Yes.
00:21:54Are you being carjacked?
00:21:57Yes.
00:21:58My baby's still inside.
00:22:00Do they have guns?
00:22:04Yes.
00:22:05Watch my bag.
00:22:08This won't take long.
00:22:09Please.
00:22:12Your mom better hurry up or you're going to be a lot of trouble.
00:22:40Hey, kiddo.
00:22:41Want to see your mom?
00:22:46Hi, honey.
00:22:48Mommy's here.
00:22:49It's okay.
00:22:53Sir, who are you?
00:22:56Just your ordinary retired vet.
00:23:02Listen, I'm a lawyer.
00:23:04Let me know if you ever need anything.
00:23:09Thank you so much.
00:23:10I'm a lawyer.
00:23:34Oh, shit.
00:23:46Good day, sir.
00:23:50Corbin, I'm retired, and you're the director of the FBI now.
00:23:54There's no need for sirs and salutes.
00:23:55Negative, sir.
00:23:56Whether you're actively serving or retired, I'll always be your soldier.
00:24:07Sir, the President of the United States is awarding you the Medal of Honor.
00:24:12I'm here to escort you to the ceremony.
00:24:15Medal of Honor.
00:24:18It's unnecessary.
00:24:19I just did what any soldier would do.
00:24:42Ethan, watch out.
00:24:48Oh, Pierce.
00:24:54Pierce.
00:24:56I don't want to be left in front of me.
00:25:01Take me home, bro.
00:25:03Pierce.
00:25:03Pierce.
00:25:06Pierce.
00:25:15This is the real hero.
00:25:17He deserves the medal more than anyone.
00:25:21I don't want to be left in front of me.
00:25:23I don't want to be left in front of me.
00:25:26I don't want to be left in front of me.
00:25:26I don't want to be left in front of me.
00:25:32I don't want to be left in front of me.
00:25:33I don't want to be left in front of me.
00:25:34I don't want to be left in front of me.
00:25:37I don't want to be left in front of me.
00:25:37I don't want to be right in front of me.
00:25:38I don't want to be right in front of me.
00:25:39I don't want to be right in front of me.
00:25:40I don't want to be right in front of me.
00:25:40I don't want to be right in front of me.
00:25:41I don't want to be right in front of me.
00:25:42I don't want to be right in front of me.
00:25:45I don't want to be right in front of me.
00:25:58Fierce, I encourage you all to live on.
00:26:07Ethan, I've arranged a grand escort for your trip home.
00:26:11It's the hero's send-off that you deserve.
00:26:14It's unnecessary, sir.
00:26:17We spent half of our lives defending this country.
00:26:20I think we'd like to enjoy some of the peace we've protected.
00:26:24First, we're born in it that way.
00:26:27Understood.
00:26:28And thank you for your service.
00:26:31Thank you, sir.
00:26:43Welcome back home, Fierce.
00:26:50Fun is here.
00:27:03Excuse me, boy.
00:27:04What are you doing around these paths?
00:27:06You here to see somebody?
00:27:08Yeah, officer.
00:27:09Looking like you do.
00:27:11Seems like you might be a troublemaker.
00:27:15Come on, I'll give you a ride.
00:27:32Where'd you take me?
00:27:33I'm trying to get into town.
00:27:35No, you're not, son.
00:27:36I'm taking you right where you need to be.
00:27:39Where's that?
00:27:40That's far away as I can take you.
00:27:43Why are you doing this to me?
00:27:45I didn't do anything to you.
00:27:46Look, folks like you ain't welcome around here.
00:27:49We don't want no homeless, vagrant types
00:27:51running around causing havoc in our town.
00:27:55Get.
00:28:16That son of a bitch.
00:28:20I told him, get out of this town.
00:28:26Boy, I thought I told you you ain't welcome.
00:28:30You need to get lost in it.
00:28:32Hey, don't touch myself.
00:28:33You.
00:28:35Get your hands on that car right now.
00:28:40Put that stove down and get your hands on that car right now.
00:28:52Don't you move.
00:28:56You got your hands on that car.
00:28:59Oh, Piers.
00:29:01Boy, you put your hands on the car right now.
00:29:05Drop it.
00:29:14Give me your hand, boy.
00:29:16Don't you move.
00:29:20My stuff's still intact.
00:29:22He'd already be dead.
00:29:26Wait till we get back to the station.
00:29:28We'll see who the real dead man is.
00:29:31Oh, man.
00:29:34Strip, boy.
00:29:45Gang fight battle scars?
00:29:48Mitchell, are strip searches even legal anymore?
00:29:51I don't think we should be doing this.
00:29:52Relax, Helen.
00:29:54We're just having some fun.
00:29:58Mitchell, let's help our guests get cleaned up.
00:30:01We don't want people thinking our station is our shit on.
00:30:04Right?
00:30:05Well.
00:30:06What have you got?
00:30:09Well.
00:30:11What is this?
00:30:15Ethan.
00:30:16Bear?
00:30:19Run this through the ID scanner.
00:30:21I want to know exactly who he is.
00:30:27We got the right to remain silent, son, but you're going to be squealess soon enough.
00:30:40If I were you, I'd make sure I knew who I was before I did that.
00:30:45Is that a threat, boy?
00:30:46What do you think?
00:30:49Alright! Excellent! Clean him up.
00:30:56Shower time!
00:31:07Hey, don't work in his hair!
00:31:16Here, he's a piece of it. Come in there.
00:31:23That's right. Hey, what's in that bag?
00:31:27Kind of important to you, huh?
00:31:35Now, now you know who runs this place.
00:31:41What's in it?
00:31:43Can't verify.
00:31:45You know what that means? That's a fake ID. You're either an illegal immigrant or a criminal on the run.
00:31:52Get down on the ground. That can't rock your sin.
00:31:56Well, son, it doesn't matter if you forged a government document or you're in this country illegally.
00:32:02I can arrest you right here, and I want to know who you are.
00:32:05Or there's another possibility.
00:32:09My identity's highly classified, and you, a small-town sheriff, don't have the clearance to access it.
00:32:15Stop with the lies, son. I'm tired of it.
00:32:19Who is this, anyway?
00:32:22Somebody, uh, special?
00:32:24Do not touch that, or you're gonna die a slow, painful death.
00:32:27Well, look at that.
00:32:30Everybody in this station is gonna pay for your stupidity.
00:32:32Get your hands off!
00:32:34Get your hands off!
00:32:35Look, I'm gonna give you one more chance.
00:32:38I want to know who you are and where you come from.
00:32:41Fuck you!
00:32:45Sorry, boy. That wasn't the answer I was looking for.
00:32:54Take me home, bro.
00:33:11Hey, you son of a bitch!
00:33:17Sir, put the gun down.
00:33:18Let's talk this out.
00:33:20Put the gun down!
00:33:21You can't escape!
00:33:23Who says I'm trying to escape?
00:33:25Hey, look, look, look.
00:33:26We can talk this out, but if you shoot me,
00:33:28my officers are gonna put you in the ground real quick.
00:33:31All I wanted to do was bring my warbuck back home.
00:33:33You have to desecrate his body with your foot.
00:33:36You deserve to die.
00:33:39Drop the weapon. Now.
00:33:41Now your only chance is to surrender.
00:33:44Yes, sir, there's not my brocade.
00:33:50I want to call my lawyer.
00:33:52Who the hell you think you are?
00:33:53Take him!
00:33:54If he resists, deadly force is authorized.
00:34:06If you don't want to be incriminated along with him,
00:34:10I suggest you let me call my lawyer.
00:34:27Miss Lawson, back again.
00:34:29I told you, Mr. Corbin is busy today and doesn't have time to meet you.
00:34:32Oh, but I only need five minutes, sir.
00:34:35I promise we have the best law firm in the nation
00:34:37and we're even willing to do some pro bono work for you.
00:34:41Just five minutes, that's all I need,
00:34:42and I promise you Corbin is going to love...
00:34:45Goodbye, Miss Lawson.
00:34:55Hello?
00:34:56Remember me?
00:34:57The ordinary retired vet.
00:34:59Oh.
00:35:02It's you.
00:35:03Yeah, and right now.
00:35:04I need you.
00:35:08So, who do you think you're fooling?
00:35:11How's a broke bum like you afford a lawyer?
00:35:13I'm exercising my right to remain silent until my lawyer arrives.
00:35:18Son, this is my territory.
00:35:20You know what I'm saying?
00:35:21I don't care if you got a regular lawyer or the head of the FBI.
00:35:24You ain't getting out of here.
00:35:25The director of the FBI?
00:35:27You mean Corbin?
00:35:29You think you're going to keep up this tough guy act if I give him a call?
00:35:33Sheriff, don't waste your breath.
00:35:35Let's just give him the usual.
00:35:36Turn off the security cams and beat him until he confesses.
00:35:41I'll admit, you're a tough fighter.
00:35:44But in our station, nobody leaves without our permission.
00:35:48You can do your worst.
00:35:50It's all child's play anyway.
00:35:53What happens in the station stays in the station.
00:35:56I can even kill you and no one's going to know.
00:36:01Release my client.
00:36:11I've recorded everything.
00:36:13Lay a finger on him.
00:36:14I will make sure every news outlet has this video by tomorrow morning.
00:36:23Don't worry, sir.
00:36:25I'll make sure you walk out of here, free man.
00:36:28Hey, lady.
00:36:30This is an interrogation room.
00:36:32This ain't the courtroom.
00:36:34You got a problem, pick it up with the judge.
00:36:37We're busy interrogating this illegal immigrant.
00:36:42Illegal immigrant?
00:36:44Yeah, don't you even know who you're representing?
00:36:48Look at this.
00:36:49ID scanner.
00:36:51What's that say?
00:36:52Cannot verify.
00:36:54You know what that means?
00:36:55He is undocumented.
00:36:56So, mind your little business and scoot on out.
00:37:00Take Mr. Lawyer out here, will you?
00:37:10Sir, who are you?
00:37:12Just your ordinary retired vet.
00:37:17Sir, you're accusing my client of being an illegal immigrant.
00:37:20I'd like to see some evidence.
00:37:22And if you can't provide any, I'm going to have to ask you to let him know.
00:37:27I've had about enough of you.
00:37:29He is not leaving here today.
00:37:31Small-town lawyer like you should know when to quit.
00:37:34Now, get out.
00:37:36You ain't going to be able to handle what's to come.
00:37:39Well, maybe I can't handle it.
00:37:41But what about the director of the FBI?
00:37:49What did you say?
00:37:50Hopefully this will scare them.
00:37:53Right before I came here, I was in a meeting with the director of the FBI, Officer Corbin.
00:37:57She knows Corbin?
00:38:01There's no body lawyer who said she knows the FBI director.
00:38:05Well, if you don't believe me, why don't I give him a call?
00:38:10Go right ahead.
00:38:15You're trying to get one over on us?
00:38:17You know what happens when you lie to an officer.
00:38:20Well, who says I'm lying?
00:38:21I will call him.
00:38:29Hi, this is Corbin.
00:38:31I can't get to the phone right now, so please leave a message, and I'll get back to you as
00:38:35soon as I can.
00:38:37It sounds like he's busy right now.
00:38:40Enough!
00:38:43You seem real desperate to help this boy get him out of here.
00:38:47Why is that?
00:38:49Is that because you're a...
00:38:51Aiden-a-bedding-a-illegal immigrant?
00:38:57Fucking savage!
00:38:59Didn't anybody ever teach you how to treat a lady?
00:39:04You want to talk to Corbin?
00:39:06Well, it just so happens I know him, too.
00:39:12Hey, Mitchell, get a load of that.
00:39:14He knows Corbin, too.
00:39:15That's a good one.
00:39:16Hey, you know, my mama knows the director of the FBI, too.
00:39:19Why don't we call her on a...
00:39:20Hell, I even know the president.
00:39:22You don't have to say anything, okay?
00:39:24I will handle this.
00:39:25Did you try his work number?
00:39:28Well, as it happens, I have his personal number.
00:39:32Personal number?
00:39:33He's got the personal number of the FBI director.
00:39:36Hey, zip it, okay?
00:39:38Even I can see through that lie, there's no way these officers are going to fly.
00:39:42Yeah, well, let's try it.
00:39:44Hell, maybe we'll even answer.
00:39:56Sir, how can I help?
00:39:58Director Corbin?
00:39:59Who are you?
00:40:00Why do you have General Barrett's phone?
00:40:02Oh, um...
00:40:03Hey, it's Ethan.
00:40:04You've got ten minutes to get to the police station at Twin Maples.
00:40:10Helicopter, Twin Maples Lodge, stat.
00:40:16Who you think you are, the president?
00:40:18Ten minutes, you can't know why you can hear that fast.
00:40:21You're the FBI helicopter.
00:40:30Who you think you are, the president?
00:40:33You sound so serious, I almost failed for you.
00:40:37Why did you fake that phone call?
00:40:39I told you to leave it to me.
00:40:42Sheriff, I'm going to bail my client out.
00:40:44Bail?
00:40:46He ain't going nowhere.
00:40:47I'm going to escort him to the electric chair myself.
00:40:52What is wrong with you?
00:40:53Look, I'm done, you review.
00:40:55Get this bitch out of here.
00:40:57Hey, get your hands off!
00:41:00Hey!
00:41:00This is illegal!
00:41:01I will sue you!
00:41:06I look like we ain't got nobody here to save you now.
00:41:09I'm worried about saving myself for you.
00:41:14Five minutes.
00:41:24Two of you, secure the premises.
00:41:27Two of you, follow me inside.
00:41:33I'll just go ahead and lie.
00:41:35Illegal immigrant assault officer.
00:41:37Sheriff saves the day by shooting him dead.
00:41:41It's a bit wordy, honestly.
00:41:44One minute.
00:41:45I told you earlier, I'll get back to the station.
00:41:48You'll see who the real dead man is.
00:41:52Now, you can ride in the hill, bastard.
00:42:10That homeless man is an American hero.
00:42:53So now, you're to be the one who lasts for you.
00:42:58Don't turn around.
00:43:01Keep taking out the money.
00:43:05Is that your van?
00:43:07Yes.
00:43:08Are you being carjacked?
00:43:11Yes.
00:43:12My baby's still inside.
00:43:16Do they have guns?
00:43:17Yes.
00:43:19Watch my back.
00:43:22This won't take long.
00:43:27Your mom better hurry up or you're going to be in a lot of trouble.
00:43:54Hey, kiddo.
00:43:55Want to see your mom?
00:44:00Hi, honey.
00:44:03Mommy's here, it's okay.
00:44:07Sir, who are you?
00:44:10Just your ordinary retired vet.
00:44:15Listen, I'm a lawyer.
00:44:18Let me know if you ever need anything.
00:44:23Thank you so much.
00:44:48Ah, shit.
00:45:00Good day, sir.
00:45:04Corbin, I'm retired.
00:45:06And you're the director of the FBI now.
00:45:08There's no need for sirs and salutes.
00:45:09Negative, sir.
00:45:10Whether you're actively serving or retired.
00:45:13I'll always be your soldier.
00:45:21Sir, the President of the United States is awarding you the Medal of Honor.
00:45:26I'm here to escort you to the ceremony.
00:45:29Medal of Honor.
00:45:32It's unnecessary.
00:45:33I just did what any soldier would do.
00:45:56Not all your dudes.
00:46:01Indeed.
00:46:03You're calling the
00:46:05An academy all the guards.
00:46:07Oh, Pierce! Pierce!
00:46:10I don't want to be left in front of me.
00:46:15Take me home, bro.
00:46:17Pierce! Pierce! Pierce!
00:46:29This is the real hero. He deserves the medal more than anyone.
00:46:35...
00:46:41...
00:46:45...
00:46:47...
00:46:49...
00:46:49...
00:46:50...
00:47:12Piers, I encourage you all to live on.
00:47:22Ethan, I've arranged a grand escort for your trip home. It's the hero's send-off that you deserve.
00:47:29It's unnecessary, sir. We spent half of our lives defending this country.
00:47:34I think we'd like to enjoy some of the peace we've protected.
00:47:38First, we're born in it that way.
00:47:41Understood. And thank you for your service.
00:47:46Thank you, sir.
00:47:57Welcome back home, Piers.
00:48:04Fun is here.
00:48:17Excuse me, boy. What are you doing around these paths?
00:48:20You here to see somebody?
00:48:22Yeah, officer.
00:48:23Looking like you do. Seems like you might be a troublemaker.
00:48:29Come on, I'll give you a ride.
00:48:47Where'd you take me? I'm trying to get into town.
00:48:49No you're not, son. I'm taking you right where you need to be.
00:48:53Where's that?
00:48:54As far away as I can take you.
00:48:57Why are you doing this to me? I didn't do anything to you.
00:49:00Look, folks like you ain't welcome around here.
00:49:03We don't want no homeless, vagrant types running around causing havoc in our town.
00:49:07Come on.
00:49:08Now get.
00:49:24Get.
00:49:30that son of a bitch
00:49:34I told him
00:49:35get out of this town
00:49:41boy, I thought I told you
00:49:42you ain't welcome
00:49:44you need to get lost
00:49:46don't touch my
00:49:47you
00:49:49get your hands on that car right now
00:49:54put that stove down and get your hands on that car right now
00:50:07don't you move
00:50:14boy, you put your hands on the car
00:50:18right now
00:50:19drop it
00:50:28give me your hand boy
00:50:30don't you move
00:50:34my stuff's still intact
00:50:36he'd already be dead
00:50:40wait till we get back to the station
00:50:42we'll see who the real dead man is
00:50:48strip boy
00:51:00gang fight battle scars
00:51:02Mitchell, are strip searches even legal anymore?
00:51:05I don't think we should be doing this
00:51:06relax, Helen
00:51:07you're just having some fun
00:51:12Mitchell, let's help our guests get cleaned up
00:51:15we don't want people thinking our station is our shit on it
00:51:18alright
00:51:19well, what is this?
00:51:23well, what is this?
00:51:29Ethan
00:51:30bear?
00:51:33run this through the ID scanner
00:51:35I want to know exactly who he is
00:51:41you got the right to remain silent son
00:51:43but you're gonna be squealess soon enough
00:51:46hee hee hee hee hee
00:52:05Clean him up.
00:52:10Shower time!
00:52:21Hey, don't work in his hair!
00:52:30Hey, he's a...
00:52:32He's a kid.
00:52:32Come in there.
00:52:37That's right.
00:52:38Yeah!
00:52:39Hey!
00:52:39What's in that bag?
00:52:41Kinda important to you, huh?
00:52:49Now, now you know who runs this place.
00:52:55What's it?
00:52:57Can't verify.
00:52:59You know what that means?
00:53:00That's a fake ID.
00:53:01You're either illegal immigrant or criminal on the run.
00:53:06Get down on the ground and can't rock your sin.
00:53:10Well, son, it doesn't matter if you forged a government document or you're in this country illegally.
00:53:16I can arrest you right here and I wanna know who you are.
00:53:20Or...
00:53:20There's another possibility.
00:53:23My identity's highly classified and you, small town sheriff, don't have the clearance to access it.
00:53:29Stop with the lies, son!
00:53:31I'm tired of it.
00:53:33Who is this, anyway?
00:53:36Somebody, uh, special?
00:53:38Do not touch that or you're gonna die a slow, painful death.
00:53:42Well, look at that.
00:53:44Everybody in this station is gonna pay for your stupidity.
00:53:46You get your hands off!
00:53:48Get your hands off!
00:53:50Look, I'm gonna give you one more chance.
00:53:52I wanna know who you are and where you come from.
00:53:55Fuck you!
00:53:59Sorry, boy.
00:54:00That wasn't the answer I was looking for.
00:54:08Take me home, bro.
00:54:25Hey, you son of a bitch!
00:54:31Sir, put the gun down.
00:54:33Let's talk this out.
00:54:34Put the gun down!
00:54:36You can't escape!
00:54:37Who says I'm trying to escape?
00:54:39Hey, look, look, look.
00:54:40We can talk this out, but if you shoot me, my officers are gonna put you in the ground real
00:54:44quick!
00:54:45All I wanted to do was bring my war butt back home.
00:54:47You had to desecrate his body with your foot!
00:54:50And you deserve to die!
00:54:53Drop the weapon!
00:54:55Now!
00:54:56Now your only chance is to surrender!
00:54:59I assume there's not my pocket.
00:55:04I wanna call my lawyer.
00:55:06Who the hell you think you are?
00:55:08Take him!
00:55:09If he resists, deadly force is authorized!
00:55:20If you don't wanna be incriminated along with him,
00:55:24I suggest you let me call my lawyer.
00:55:41Miss Lawson, back again.
00:55:43I told you, Mr. Corbin is busy today and doesn't have time to meet you.
00:55:46Oh, but I only need five minutes.
00:55:49Sir, I promise we have the best law firm in the nation,
00:55:52and we're even willing to do some pro bono work for you.
00:55:55Just five minutes, that's all I need, and I promise you Corbin is going to love this.
00:55:59Goodbye, Miss Lawson.
00:56:09Hello?
00:56:10Remember me?
00:56:11The ordinary retired vet.
00:56:13Oh.
00:56:16It's you.
00:56:17Yeah, and right now.
00:56:18I need you.
00:56:22So, who do you think you're fooling?
00:56:25How's a broke bum like you afford a lawyer?
00:56:27I'm exercising my right to remain silent until my lawyer arrives.
00:56:32Son, this is my territory.
00:56:34You know what I'm saying?
00:56:35I don't care if you got a regular lawyer or the head of the FBI.
00:56:38You ain't getting out of here.
00:56:40The director of the FBI?
00:56:41You mean Corbin?
00:56:43You think you're gonna keep up this tough guy act if I give him a call?
00:56:47Sheriff, don't waste your breath.
00:56:49Let's just give him the usual.
00:56:51Turn off the security cams and beat him until he confesses.
00:56:56I'll admit, you're a tough fighter.
00:56:58But in our station, nobody leaves without our permission.
00:57:03You didn't do your worst.
00:57:04It's all child's play anyway.
00:57:07What happens in the station stays in the station.
00:57:11I can even kill you and no one's gonna know.
00:57:15Release my client!
00:57:25I've recorded everything.
00:57:27Lay a finger on him.
00:57:28I will make sure every news outlet has this video by tomorrow morning.
00:57:37Don't worry, sir. I'll make sure you walk out of here a free man.
00:57:42Hey, lady.
00:57:44This is an interrogation room.
00:57:46This ain't the courtroom.
00:57:48You got a problem?
00:57:49Pick it up with the judge.
00:57:51We're busy interrogating this illegal immigrant.
00:57:56Illegal immigrant?
00:57:57Yeah, don't you even know who you're representing?
00:58:03Look at this.
00:58:04ID scanning.
00:58:05What's that say?
00:58:06Cannot verify.
00:58:08You know what that means?
00:58:09He is undocumented.
00:58:11So, mind your little business and scoot on out.
00:58:14Take Mr. Lawyer out here, will ya?
00:58:24Sir, who are you?
00:58:26Just your ordinary retired vet.
00:58:30Ma'am, please.
00:58:31Sir, you're accusing my client of being an illegal immigrant.
00:58:34I'd like to see some evidence.
00:58:36And if you can't provide any, I'm gonna have to ask you to let him go.
00:58:41I've had about enough of you.
00:58:43He is not leaving here today.
00:58:45Small-town lawyer like you should know when to quit.
00:58:48Now get out.
00:58:50You ain't gonna be able to handle what's to come.
00:58:53Well, maybe I can't handle it.
00:58:55But what about the director of the FBI?
00:59:03What'd you say?
00:59:05Hopefully this will scare them.
00:59:07Right before I came here, I was in a meeting with the director of the FBI, Officer Corbin.
00:59:11She knows Corbin?
00:59:15There's no body lawyer said she knows the FBI director.
00:59:20Well, if you don't believe me, why don't I give him a call?
00:59:24Go right ahead.
00:59:29You trying to get one over on us?
00:59:31You know what happens when you lie to an officer.
00:59:34Well, who says I'm lying?
00:59:36I will call him.
00:59:44Hi, this is Corbin.
00:59:45I can't get to the phone right now, so please leave a message and I'll get back to you as
00:59:49soon as I can.
00:59:51It sounds like he's busy right now.
00:59:54Enough!
00:59:57You seem real desperate to help this boy get him out of here.
01:00:01Why is that?
01:00:03Is that because you're aiding and abiding an illegal immigrant?
01:00:11Fucking savage!
01:00:13Didn't anybody ever teach you how to treat a lady?
01:00:19You wanna talk to Corbin?
01:00:20Well, it just so happens I know him too.
01:00:26Hey, Mitchell, get a load of that.
01:00:28He knows Corbin too.
01:00:30That's a good one.
01:00:30Hey, you know, my mama knows the director of the FBI too.
01:00:33So why don't we call her, I don't know him.
01:00:34Hell, I even know the president.
01:00:36You don't have to say anything, okay?
01:00:38I will handle this.
01:00:40Did you try his work number?
01:00:42Well, as it happens, I have his personal number.
01:00:47Personal number?
01:00:47He's got the personal number of the FBI director.
01:00:51Hey, zip it, okay?
01:00:52Even I can see through that lie.
01:00:54There's no way these officers are gonna fight.
01:00:56Yeah, well, let's try it.
01:00:58Hell, maybe we'll leave an answer.
01:01:10Sir, how can I help?
01:01:12Director Corbin?
01:01:13Who are you?
01:01:15Why do you have General Barrett's phone?
01:01:16Oh, um...
01:01:18Hey, it's Ethan.
01:01:19You've got ten minutes to get to the police station at Twin Maples.
01:01:24Helicopter, Twin Maples Lodge, stat.
01:01:30Who you think you are, the president?
01:01:32Ten minutes, he can't nobody get here that fast.
01:01:36FBI helicopter.
01:01:44Who you think you are, the president?
01:01:47You sound so serious, I almost fell for it.
01:01:51Why did you fake that phone call? I told you to leave it to me.
01:01:56Sheriff, I'm going to bail my client out.
01:01:58Bail?
01:02:00He ain't going nowhere.
01:02:01I'm going to escort him to the electric station myself.
01:02:06What is wrong with you?
01:02:08Look, I'm done humoring you.
01:02:09Get this bitch out of here.
01:02:11Don't get-
01:02:12Get your hands off!
01:02:12Hey, get your hands off!
01:02:14Hey!
01:02:15This is illegal!
01:02:15I will sue you!
01:02:20It looks like you ain't got nobody here to save you now.
01:02:23Be worried about saving myself for five people.
01:02:28Five minutes.
01:02:38Two of you, secure the premises.
01:02:41Two of you, follow me inside.
01:02:47I'll just pull a headline.
01:02:49Illegal immigrant assault officer.
01:02:51Sheriff saves the day by shooting him dead.
01:02:55It's a bit wordy, honestly.
01:02:58One minute.
01:02:59I told you earlier, I'll get back to the station.
01:03:02You'll see who the real dead man is.
01:03:07Now, you can ride in the hill, bastard.
01:03:14Stop!
01:03:25That homeless man?
01:03:29Is an American hero.
01:03:32Ooh.
01:03:34That homeless man?
01:03:43Is an American hero.
01:03:44Ooh.
01:03:49Oh, yeah.
01:03:50I feel right, Leslie.
01:04:11And, I'm dead.
01:04:13Don't turn around.
01:04:15Keep taking out the money.
01:04:19Is that your van?
01:04:21Yes.
01:04:22Are you being carjacked?
01:04:25Yes.
01:04:26My baby's still inside.
01:04:30Do they have guns?
01:04:32Yes.
01:04:33Watch my back.
01:04:36This won't take long.
01:04:41Your mom better hurry up, or you're going to be in a lot of trouble.
01:05:08Hey, kiddo.
01:05:10Want to see your mom?
01:05:15Hi, honey.
01:05:17Mommy's here. It's okay.
01:05:21Sir, who are you?
01:05:24Just your ordinary retired van.
01:05:29Listen.
01:05:31I'm a lawyer.
01:05:32Let me know if you ever need anything.
01:05:37Thank you so much.
01:06:03Ah, shit.
01:06:14Good day, sir.
01:06:18Corbin, I'm retired.
01:06:20And you're the director of the FBI now.
01:06:22There's no need for sirs and salutes.
01:06:24Negative, sir.
01:06:25Whether you're actively serving or retired,
01:06:28I'll always be your soldier.
01:06:35Sir, the President of the United States is awarding you the Medal of Honor.
01:06:40I'm here to escort you to the ceremony.
01:06:43Medal of Honor.
01:06:46It's unnecessary.
01:06:48I just did what any soldier would do.
01:07:11Ethan, watch out.
01:07:12Oh!
01:07:22Pierce!
01:07:22Pierce!
01:07:24I don't want to be left in front of me.
01:07:29Take me home, bro.
01:07:31Pierce!
01:07:32Pierce!
01:07:34Pierce!
01:07:34Pierce!
01:07:44This is the real hero.
01:07:46He deserves a medal more than anyone.
01:07:51Oh, my God.
01:08:27Fierce, the courage won't live on.
01:08:36Ethan, I've arranged a grand escort for your trip home.
01:08:40It's the hero's send-off that you deserve.
01:08:43It's unnecessary, sir.
01:08:45We spent half of our lives defending this country.
01:08:48I think we'd like to enjoy some of the peace we've protected.
01:08:52First, we're blinded it that way.
01:08:55Understood.
01:08:56And thank you for your service.
01:09:00Thank you, sir.
01:09:11Welcome back home, Fierce.
01:09:18Fun is here.
01:09:31Excuse me, boy.
01:09:33What are you doing around these paths?
01:09:34You here to see somebody?
01:09:36Yeah, officer.
01:09:37Looking like you do.
01:09:40Seems like you might be a troublemaker.
01:09:43Come on.
01:09:44I'll give you a ride.
01:10:01Where'd you take me?
01:10:02I'm trying to get into town.
01:10:03No, you're not, son.
01:10:05I'm taking you right where you need to be.
01:10:07Where's that?
01:10:08As far away as I can take you.
01:10:12Why are you doing this to me?
01:10:13I didn't do anything to you.
01:10:14Look, folks like you ain't welcome around here.
01:10:17We don't want no homeless, vagrant types
01:10:19running around causing havoc in our town.
01:10:23Now get.
01:10:44That son of a bitch.
01:10:48I told him to get out of this town.
01:10:55Boy, I thought I told you you ain't welcome.
01:10:58You need to get lost in it.
01:11:00Hey, don't touch my son.
01:11:02You!
01:11:03Get your hands on that car right now!
01:11:08Put that stove down and get your hands on that car right now!
01:11:21Don't you move.
01:11:24You got anything?
01:11:28Oh, Pierce.
01:11:29Boy, you put your hands on the car right now!
01:11:33Drop it!
01:11:43Give me your hand, boy.
01:11:44Don't you move.
01:11:48Get my stuff still intact.
01:11:50He'd already be dead.
01:11:55Wait till we get back to the station.
01:11:57We'll see who the real dead man is.
01:12:02Strip, boy!
01:12:03Strip, boy!
01:12:06Strip, boy!
01:12:06Strip, boy!
01:12:07Strip, boy!
01:12:08Strip, boy!
01:12:08Strip, boy!
01:12:14Gang fight battle scars?
01:12:16Mitchell, are strip searches even legal anymore?
01:12:19I don't think we should be doing this.
01:12:21Relax, Helen.
01:12:22We're just having some fun.
01:12:26Mitchell, let's help our guests get cleaned up.
01:12:29We don't want people thinking our station is a shithole.
01:12:32Right? Well, they got me.
01:12:38Well, what is this?
01:12:43Ethan. Bear?
01:12:47Run this through the ID scanner. I don't know exactly who he is.
01:12:55You got the right to remain silent, son, but you're gonna be squealing soon enough.
01:13:08If I were you, I'd make sure I knew who I was before I did that.
01:13:13Is that a threat, boy?
01:13:15What do you think?
01:13:18Alright! Excellent!
01:13:19Clean him up.
01:13:24Shower time!
01:13:35Hey, don't forget his hair!
01:13:45Hey, he's a kid. Give me that.
01:13:51That's right.
01:13:52Yeah!
01:13:53Hey! What's in that bag?
01:13:55Kinda important to you, huh?
01:14:03Now, now you know who runs this place.
01:14:09What's it?
01:14:11Can't verify.
01:14:13Know what that means? That's a fake ID.
01:14:16You're either an illegal immigrant or a criminal on the run.
01:14:21Get down on the ground and can't rock your sin!
01:14:25Well, son, it doesn't matter if you forged a government document or you're in this country illegally.
01:14:30I can arrest you right here and I wanna know who you are.
01:14:34Or, there's another possibility.
01:14:37My identity's highly classified and you, a small town sheriff, don't have the clearance to access it.
01:14:43Stop with the lies, son! I'm tired of it.
01:14:47Who is this, anyway?
01:14:50Somebody, uh, special?
01:14:52Do not touch that or you're gonna die a slow, painful death.
01:14:56Well, look at that.
01:14:58Everybody in this station is gonna pay for your stupidity!
01:15:01Get your hands off!
01:15:02Get your hands off!
01:15:04Look, I'm gonna give you one more chance.
01:15:06I wanna know who you are and where you come from!
01:15:09Fuck you!
01:15:13Sorry, boy. That wasn't the answer I was looking for.
01:15:23Take me home, bro.
01:15:39Hey, you son of a bitch!
01:15:45Sir, put the gun down. Let's talk this out.
01:15:49Put the gun down! You can't escape!
01:15:51Who says I'm trying to escape?
01:15:53Hey, look, look, look!
01:15:54We can talk this out, but if you shoot me, my officers are gonna put you in the ground real
01:15:59quick!
01:15:59All I want you to do is bring my war butt back home.
01:16:02You have to desecrate his body with your butt!
01:16:05And you deserve to die!
01:16:08Drop the weapon! Now!
01:16:10Now your only chance is to surrender!
01:16:13Yeah, surrender's not right, okay.
01:16:18I wanna call my lawyer.
01:16:20Who the hell you think you are?
01:16:22Take him!
01:16:23If he resists, deadly force is authorized!
01:16:34If you don't wanna be incriminated along with him, I suggest you let me call my lawyer.
01:16:55Miss Lawson, back again.
01:16:57I told you, Mr. Corbin is busy today and doesn't have time to meet you.
01:17:00Oh, but I only need five minutes.
01:17:03Sir, I promise we have the best law firm in the nation and we're even willing to do some pro
01:17:08bono work for you.
01:17:09Just five minutes, that's all I need and I promise you Corbin is going to love-
01:17:14Goodbye, Miss Lawson.
01:17:23Hello?
01:17:24Remember me?
01:17:25The ordinary retired vet.
01:17:27Oh.
01:17:30It's you.
01:17:31Yeah.
01:17:32And right now.
01:17:33I need you.
01:17:37Son, who do you think you're fooling?
01:17:39How's a broke bum like you afford a lawyer?
01:17:42I'm exercising my right to remain silent until my lawyer arrives.
01:17:46Son, this is my territory.
01:17:48You understand?
01:17:49I don't care if you got a regular lawyer or the head of the FBI.
01:17:52You ain't getting out of here.
01:17:53The director of the FBI?
01:17:55You mean Corbin?
01:17:57You think you're going to keep up this tough guy act if I give him a call?
01:18:01Sheriff, don't waste your breath.
01:18:04Let's just give him the usual.
01:18:05Turn off the security cams and beat him until he confesses.
01:18:10I'll admit, you're a tough fighter.
01:18:12But in our station, nobody leaves without our permission.
01:18:17Do your worst.
01:18:18It's all child's play anyway.
01:18:21What happens in the station stays in the station.
01:18:25I can even kill you and no one's gonna know.
01:18:29Release my client.
01:18:39I've recorded everything.
01:18:41Lay a finger on him.
01:18:42I will make sure every news outlet has this video by tomorrow morning.
01:18:52Don't worry, sir.
01:18:53I'll make sure you walk out of here a free man.
01:18:57Hey, lady.
01:18:59This is an interrogation room.
01:19:01This ain't the courtroom.
01:19:02You got a problem?
01:19:03Pick it up with the judge.
01:19:06We're busy interrogating this illegal immigrant.
01:19:11Illegal immigrant?
01:19:12Yeah.
01:19:12Don't you even know who you're representing?
01:19:17Look at this.
01:19:18ID scanning.
01:19:19What's that say?
01:19:21Cannot verify.
01:19:22You know what that means?
01:19:23He is undocumented.
01:19:25So mind your little business and scoot on out.
01:19:29Take Mr. Lawyer out here, will ya?
01:19:38Sir, who are you?
01:19:40Just your ordinary retired vet.
01:19:44Ma'am, please.
01:19:45Sir, you're accusing my client of being an illegal immigrant.
01:19:49I'd like to see some evidence.
01:19:51And if you can't provide any, I'm gonna have to ask you to let him go.
01:19:55I've had about enough of you.
01:19:57He is not leaving here today.
01:19:59Small town lawyer like you should know when to quit.
01:20:03Now get out.
01:20:04You ain't gonna be able to handle what's to come.
01:20:07Well, maybe I can't handle it.
01:20:09But what about the director of the FBI?
01:20:17What'd you say?
01:20:19Hopefully this will scare them.
01:20:21Right before I came here, I was in a meeting with the director of the FBI, Officer Corbin.
01:20:26She knows Corbin?
01:20:29There's no body lawyer said she knows the FBI director.
01:20:34Well, if you don't believe me, why don't I give him a call?
01:20:38Go right ahead.
01:20:44You trying to get one over on us?
01:20:45Well, you know what happens when you lie to an officer.
01:20:48Well, who says I'm lying?
01:20:50I will call him.
01:20:58Hi, this is Corbin.
01:20:59I can't get to the phone right now, so please leave a message, and I'll get back to you as
01:21:03soon as I can.
01:21:05It sounds like he's busy right now.
01:21:09Enough!
01:21:11You seem real desperate to help this boy get him out of here.
01:21:15Why is that?
01:21:18Is that because you're a...
01:21:19Aiding, abiding, illegal immigrant?
01:21:26Fucking savage!
01:21:27Didn't anybody ever teach you how to treat a lady?
01:21:33You wanna talk to Corbin?
01:21:34Well, it just so happens I know him too.
01:21:39Ha!
01:21:40Hey, Mitchell, get a load of that.
01:21:42He knows Corbin too.
01:21:44That's a good one.
01:21:45Hey, you know, my mama knows the director of the FBI too.
01:21:47So why don't we call her, I don't know him.
01:21:48Hell, I even know the president!
01:21:50You don't have to say anything, okay?
01:21:52I will handle this.
01:21:54Did you try his work number?
01:21:56Well, as it happens, I have his personal number.
01:22:01Personal number?
01:22:02He's got the personal number of the FBI director.
01:22:05Hey, zip it!
01:22:06Okay?
01:22:06Even I can see through that lie, there's no way these officers are gonna find it.
01:22:10Yeah, well, let's try it.
01:22:13Yeah, maybe we'll leave an answer.
01:22:24Sir, how can I help?
01:22:26Director Corbin?
01:22:28Who are you?
01:22:29Why do you have General Barrett's phone?
01:22:30Oh, um...
01:22:32Hey, it's Ethan.
01:22:33You've got ten minutes to get to the police station at Twin Maples.
01:22:38Helicopter, Twin Maples Lodge, stat!
01:22:44Who do you think you are?
01:22:45The president?
01:22:46Ten minutes, you can't hear that fast.
01:22:49You have an FBI helicopter.
01:22:58Who do you think you are?
01:23:00The president?
01:23:01You sound so serious, I almost fell for it.
01:23:05Why did you fake that phone call?
01:23:07No, I told you to leave it to me.
01:23:10Sheriff, I'm going to bail my client out.
01:23:12Bail?
01:23:14He ain't going nowhere.
01:23:16I'm gonna escort him to the electric chair myself.
01:23:20What is wrong with you?
01:23:22Look, I'm done humoring you.
01:23:23Get this bitch out of here.
01:23:26Hey, get your hands off!
01:23:28Hey!
01:23:29This is illegal!
01:23:30I will sue you!
01:23:34I look like you ain't got nobody here to save you now.
01:23:38I'm really worried about saving myself, Fabio.
01:23:43Five minutes.
01:23:53Two of you, secure the premises.
01:23:55Two of you, follow me inside.
01:24:01I'll just pull a headline.
01:24:03Illegal immigrant assault officer.
01:24:06Sheriff saves the day by shooting him dead.
01:24:10It's a bit wordy, honestly.
01:24:12One minute.
01:24:13I told you earlier, I'll get back to the station.
01:24:16You'll see who the real dead man is.
01:24:21Now, you can ride in the hill, bastard.
01:24:29Stop!
01:24:39That homeless man...
01:24:44...is an American hero.
01:24:59What's wrong with you?
01:24:59Gonna talk to yourself, man.
01:24:59You...
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