00:00Tiger Woods yesterday had more.
00:04What is that?
00:07Tiger Woods ball.
00:10Oh, is that what you got of a set of them?
00:11No, somebody gave them to me.
00:13It's just the box.
00:14But somebody gave me some of the balls.
00:16I tried them.
00:17Like, you have to understand that it's hard to play with some of these balls
00:22that the pros have made for them because they compress it so much more
00:28than you do.
00:29So, yeah, I didn't like them.
00:32What does that do?
00:33It just makes them go further?
00:36Tiger plays with a really soft ball.
00:39And if you don't have the swing speed that he has,
00:43you need a firmer ball to make it go farther.
00:46So, these guys that swing hard, like Rory and a lot of these guys on tour,
00:51can use a really soft ball because they can still get their distance.
00:55Well, Tiger Woods only came out of that arrest with, like, 900 memes after it was done.
01:02Like, I mean, come on.
01:04Like, dude.
01:06I think here.
01:09You know how you know when you're messed up?
01:12This is when you know that you're not in the right frame of mind.
01:19When you're not actually, like, understanding all of how this is going to play out.
01:28You see what I mean?
01:29So, everything that Tiger said or how he looked or whatever,
01:34you could tell he wasn't thinking right because if you're in the right frame of mind,
01:38you start thinking about all these things and say,
01:40oh, let me not say who I am.
01:41Let me not do this.
01:42Let me not do that.
01:43Right?
01:44Yeah.
01:44And the fact that you're just putting it all out there,
01:47that in itself says he's not quite there.
01:51Let me not say who I am.
01:53He's Tiger Woods.
01:54No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:55I mean, you know the line.
01:57Do you know who I am?
01:59Well, he did a different one yesterday.
02:03Oh, I don't, yeah.
02:05All right.
02:06Bye.
02:10I'll just keep you down here with us, please.
02:12Yeah.
02:13I was just talking to the president.
02:14Oh.
02:15I'm trying to get away from the other side.
02:25Heading back to the cop car right now.
02:28Small flex, though.
02:29Yeah, just talking to the president.
02:31Hey, make this go away.
02:32Hey.
02:34I mean, like, I'm going to just put it out there.
02:39Hmm?
02:39He's firing some folks that was very supportive.
02:43Wow.
02:43So I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I don't know, man.
02:50I mean, I, I, I would have known something.
02:53I wonder if, I wonder if the president called him or if he called the president.
02:58Like, do you think he called, like, is this, this news broke very fast that there was an accident and
03:03then we found out it was an arrest.
03:04Oh, yeah.
03:04So I wonder, and obviously there's family ties there as well.
03:07So I wonder if, like, I wonder if the president found out and called him immediately or if Tiger Woods
03:12called the president.
03:13Like, hey, man.
03:19Like, or if he was even really on the phone with the president.
03:23Maybe it was just on the president.
03:25I mean, but, but, but again.
03:26Maybe it was the president of the country club.
03:28You're thinking of thought out, you're thinking of thought out plans.
03:32Right?
03:32Like, you, if you're not all there, you're not planning this.
03:39You're just pulling that, grasping that straws.
03:44Oh, yeah.
03:45That's, oh, yeah.
03:46Oh, yeah.
03:47He's, he's on the moon, dude.
03:50Hey.
03:51And.
03:51He got on his Sunday red.
03:54He does.
03:55Yeah.
03:56That's the.
03:56Good advertisement.
03:58Hey, Tiger, what was that polo you were wearing?
04:00I'm glad you asked.
04:01Sunday red.
04:05Oh.
04:07Crazy.
04:10Could you imagine how that conversation would have went?
04:13Diesel says he definitely made the call.
04:16Yeah.
04:17What happened, Tiger?
04:19I did it again.
04:21Sunday red, DUI blue.
04:24Oh, wow.
04:26Wow.
04:27Wow.
04:29Oh, man.
04:30What are we doing?
04:33Like.
04:34The one where he's in the blanket, though.
04:36Like, they're really killing him with the memes.
04:39They have.
04:39I saw one where he was a nun.
04:41I saw one where he was a nun.
04:44He looks like.
04:45He looks like E.T. is what it is.
04:47No, he looks like he, he praying, but it's too late for that.
04:53That, like, people need to stop lying to Jesus after they get in trouble.
04:59Right?
05:00Just let me, let me be.
05:02RV and Richard said, Kid Rock got a flyby.
05:05This would be done quick.
05:08Well, put it this way.
05:09You know why he's going to get lost?
05:12Because he's going to get treatment in another country.
05:15Yeah.
05:16No, I think he'll probably, he'll probably end up getting something lower, I'd imagine,
05:21but he's.
05:22He probably should end up getting a damn driver.
05:25Well.
05:26Like a legally mandated driver?
05:29I mean, whatever.
05:31Like, whatever.
05:33Like, you know what?
05:34The judge should say, Tiger.
05:37Take some time off from being behind the wheel.
05:40So, get yourself a driver, and then we'll go from there.
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