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Van takes Abby, Russell, and Paige on a riverboat picnic that turns into a full display of his surprising skills. From knowing exactly what to serve to confidently running the outing, he leaves quite an impression—prompting Paige to wonder how Russell can keep up. Stream The Madison on Paramount+.

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00:00I assume you've had some form of, like,
00:02swift water rescue training?
00:04I have a fair share.
00:05If you fall out of this boat,
00:06all you need to do is stand up.
00:08River ain't three feet deep here.
00:09I gotta say, I was not expecting this.
00:11Yeah.
00:12I've been floating New Yorkers down this river
00:14since I was a teenager.
00:15I know what you all like.
00:16You dig down to the bottom,
00:18and there's some prosciutto and cantaloupe.
00:20He is the perfect man.
00:21If he got to get cheese, he is.
00:23Keep hunting.
00:24There's Brie and honey.
00:27Russell, do you want a beer?
00:28Uh, no, I'll get a glass.
00:33Yeah, beer's fine.
00:34Beer, uh, beer would be great.
00:37You've got that craft brew look about ya.
00:40I hope it's all right.
00:41Yeah, you bet.
00:42I, uh, love it when they taste like campfire.
00:49Honey, what can you do to get veins in your forearms like his?
00:53Uh, steroids would do it.
00:55Or exercise, one could argue.
00:56I exercise.
00:57I got him a Peloton for Christmas.
00:59And he's been using it.
01:00What's a Peloton?
01:03It's a stationary bike with a monitor
01:05that allows you to interact with other riders
01:08through the internet while you're riding.
01:10It's like a, like a spin class.
01:11Yeah, except you don't have to leave your house.
01:14Because, I mean, once you get home, you don't ever really want to leave, right?
01:18I mean, I suppose I could on my way home stop at the gym and ride one of their bikes,
01:22but you gotta bring a gym bag and you sweat and you gotta shower and I really don't believe in
01:27showers as like a communal experience.
01:29Can't you just go for a bike ride?
01:33In New York?
01:35No.
01:35That's too dangerous.
01:37Like way, way too...
01:38No.
01:39You, you can't.
01:40It actually is.
01:41I mean, if he doesn't get run over, he'd probably get robbed.
01:44Feeds will just pull you off at a red light, ride off with your bike.
01:46I'm serious.
01:47I'm not doubting you.
01:49I got a friend was riding his bike in the forest and got jumped by a mountain lion.
01:53A mountain lion?
01:54Mm.
01:55What did he do?
01:56They had a pretty good fight about it.
01:58Uh, my buddy stabbed him with a knife till he'd run off.
02:00Died under a tree.
02:01Your friend died?
02:02A mountain lion died.
02:04Yeah, friend's fine.
02:06His friend killed a lion with his bare hands.
02:10Well, with a knife, right?
02:12Choke a lion to death with your bare hands, maybe I'm impressed with one.
02:16Now, if you are myself...
02:17I Quote 10AM so you'd prefer to be rescued as well.
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