00:00I assume you've had some form of, like,
00:02swift water rescue training?
00:04I have a fair share.
00:05If you fall out of this boat,
00:06all you need to do is stand up.
00:08River ain't three feet deep here.
00:09I gotta say, I was not expecting this.
00:11Yeah.
00:12I've been floating New Yorkers down this river
00:14since I was a teenager.
00:15I know what you all like.
00:16You dig down to the bottom,
00:18and there's some prosciutto and cantaloupe.
00:20He is the perfect man.
00:21If he got to get cheese, he is.
00:23Keep hunting.
00:24There's Brie and honey.
00:27Russell, do you want a beer?
00:28Uh, no, I'll get a glass.
00:33Yeah, beer's fine.
00:34Beer, uh, beer would be great.
00:37You've got that craft brew look about ya.
00:40I hope it's all right.
00:41Yeah, you bet.
00:42I, uh, love it when they taste like campfire.
00:49Honey, what can you do to get veins in your forearms like his?
00:53Uh, steroids would do it.
00:55Or exercise, one could argue.
00:56I exercise.
00:57I got him a Peloton for Christmas.
00:59And he's been using it.
01:00What's a Peloton?
01:03It's a stationary bike with a monitor
01:05that allows you to interact with other riders
01:08through the internet while you're riding.
01:10It's like a, like a spin class.
01:11Yeah, except you don't have to leave your house.
01:14Because, I mean, once you get home, you don't ever really want to leave, right?
01:18I mean, I suppose I could on my way home stop at the gym and ride one of their bikes,
01:22but you gotta bring a gym bag and you sweat and you gotta shower and I really don't believe in
01:27showers as like a communal experience.
01:29Can't you just go for a bike ride?
01:33In New York?
01:35No.
01:35That's too dangerous.
01:37Like way, way too...
01:38No.
01:39You, you can't.
01:40It actually is.
01:41I mean, if he doesn't get run over, he'd probably get robbed.
01:44Feeds will just pull you off at a red light, ride off with your bike.
01:46I'm serious.
01:47I'm not doubting you.
01:49I got a friend was riding his bike in the forest and got jumped by a mountain lion.
01:53A mountain lion?
01:54Mm.
01:55What did he do?
01:56They had a pretty good fight about it.
01:58Uh, my buddy stabbed him with a knife till he'd run off.
02:00Died under a tree.
02:01Your friend died?
02:02A mountain lion died.
02:04Yeah, friend's fine.
02:06His friend killed a lion with his bare hands.
02:10Well, with a knife, right?
02:12Choke a lion to death with your bare hands, maybe I'm impressed with one.
02:16Now, if you are myself...
02:17I Quote 10AM so you'd prefer to be rescued as well.
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