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The Last Leg (2013) Season 34 Episode 10
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00:05Thank you for letting us be ourselves
00:07So don't mind me if I repeat myself
00:09Be simple, I'll be good for your health
00:11Keep them fine rhymes on the shelf
00:14Live my life like you just don't care
00:16Live but I believe it's never scared
00:19Rain and noise is the moment they fear
00:21Get up, still a beautiful idea
00:23Get up, throw your hands in the air
00:25Get up, you're shit
00:39Put on your Easter bonnet, make room for chocolate
00:42And cross your hot buns
00:43It's Friday, we're live and it's time for the last leg
00:47Tonight on the show, we'll hold space for the Artemis Moon mission
00:51Set the record straight about Iran
00:53And kick off our excitement at the upcoming World Cup
00:57Plus we'll be joined by comedian Josh Pugh
01:00TV legend Lorraine Kelly
01:01And online football sensation Steve Bracknell
01:04On the show that likes to let you know
01:07What's really behind the news
01:18G'day, I'm Adam Hills
01:21Welcome to The Last Leg
01:22The show that heard Marmite is going to be sold to an American company
01:25And thought some people will hate that deal
01:27But others will probably like it
01:29With me as always with the pride of Dartmoor, Josh Whittacombe
01:32And the man who's surprising his kids this Sunday
01:33With an Easter leg hunt
01:37Alex Brooker
01:45Loads of news to cover tonight
01:46I want to start with the news that OK we got this week from Carolyn
01:49Who said, is it OK that Josh likes to keep socks down his trousers?
01:54That's not Caroline of course, an ex-girlfriend
01:57Do you want to explain what that's like?
01:59Sorry?
02:00Do you want to explain what that's like?
02:01Oh yeah, sorry, yeah, I didn't hear what, I was laughing at a joke
02:03I didn't hear what you said
02:03Oh, the amount of times I've heard that
02:07So this week I was coming back from a tour show
02:10Yep
02:11The usual way I kind of de-stress after tour shows
02:14I sit in the back of the car and I have a bowl of shreddies
02:19From a Tupperware box
02:21You are rock and roll
02:23I've always said
02:24Yeah, Jerry Seinfeld called he wants his lifestyle back
02:28And then I put my hand on my leg and I was like
02:30That feels thick, that um
02:32No, come on
02:35Oh that's a shame
02:36The family show
02:38The material
02:39And then I was like
02:40There's something there
02:41And I put my hand
02:42Because obviously normally you'd go up
02:44But I was like, it's too
02:45So I put my
02:46I'll be honest, I ended my flies Adam
02:48Right
02:49Yeah
02:49And I put my hand in and I pulled out a sock
02:53Like that
02:55It didn't bounce with that amount of
02:58But
02:58The driver must have looked in his rear view mirror and thought
03:00Fuck me, he's enjoying them shreddies
03:04Or he thought he takes his socks off in a weird way
03:08So I've gone my whole day
03:10Yeah
03:11I've been with my family in the day
03:12And then I've done the whole gig
03:13With a sock in the gusset of my trousers
03:16That I hadn't known was there
03:18You didn't need the word gusset, did you?
03:19No, you didn't really
03:21I saw you flinch when I said gusset
03:24I always put my face in it then
03:26It's been down my trousers
03:27I love that you're going
03:28Oh, it was purely an accident
03:29There was a sock down my trousers
03:32There seemed to be an aubergine down there as well
03:34It wasn't like a rolled up football sock
03:36It was like just a normal sock
03:38Well look, we talked about this during the week
03:40And knowing this, I've got you an end of series present
03:42Yes?
03:42It's just there to your right
03:43If you'd like to open it up
03:44It's a pair of googly eyes that you can stick on
03:46Oh, that's nice
03:48That's nice
03:49So let me stick these on
03:50Yep
03:51Where do I stick this
03:52So if I was to stick one there
03:53What's my end of series present?
03:55Oh, I've got you some googly fingers
04:04So I just do it like this
04:09Oh, look
04:10There you go
04:11Hello
04:12Oh, amazing
04:13That is actually
04:14Do you know what?
04:15Hello
04:17What was it like in Josh's pants?
04:20I don't kiss and tell
04:21How was this gig?
04:25Do you know what?
04:26He absolutely smashed it
04:28And if you do want to go a good night out
04:30He's still on tour
04:33And let me be clear
04:34There is tickets available in Griffith
04:36Did he treat you well down there?
04:38Erm
04:39Yes
04:40I am
04:41Do you know what?
04:42What?
04:43Why have you got such a weird voice?
04:46Which one of us
04:47Is that true?
04:49I feel like Kermit's getting a seat and desist letter out
04:53Alright, let's move on with the show
04:55Before we move on
04:56I don't normally say this
04:57But I do need to do up my flies
05:00So just carry on, Hilsey
05:01Okay
05:02We are live
05:03So send us any questions you want to ask us about the news
05:07Sorry
05:08I just pretended to catch my foreskin, sorry
05:11In much enough it was finally the bit of his body he lost
05:17Message us on Instagram
05:18The hashtags is it okay?
05:20WhatsApp the numbers
05:2207956175908
05:23Or scan the QR code on the screen
05:24For example, Ree said
05:25Is it okay that someone has made a break for it
05:27With 12 tons of Kit Kats?
05:30Yes, more than 400,000 Kit Kats went missing this week
05:33When a truck carrying the new range set off from central Italy
05:36But never reached its final destination in Poland
05:39The brand issues a statement saying it's not a stunt
05:41And asked consumers to scan barcodes to help them find the stolen chocolate
05:47I mean I don't know how that's going to help
05:48Most thieves will have melted them down by now
05:52Can I say how nice it is to do a story about missing fingers on this show
05:56And it's not to do with me
06:02News of the high sparked an online race
06:04Other companies issued their own statements like this cheeky post from Domino's
06:07Said we would like to share our thoughts and condolences with Kit Kat
06:10Following their recent sad news
06:11On a completely unrelated note
06:13We're pleased to announce we'll now be selling a new Kit Kat pizza
06:18Yes
06:20You know how they can find the thieves
06:22How?
06:23Don't you?
06:23Just get a bounty hunter
06:25Oh lovely
06:28Lovely
06:28You know what?
06:32That is not my kind of humour
06:37Unsurprisingly Domino's started a chain reaction
06:39That led to this amusing post from Ryanair
06:44So I've got a lot of questions about that
06:46Firstly why has the plane taken a bite out of one end of the Kit Kat
06:49Then put the other end in its mouth
06:51And also why are there five fingers?
06:55Which is a question we often ask on this show
06:58Alright let's get into the big story now
07:00And as fuel prices continue to rise
07:01Stock markets continue to fall
07:03Catherine said
07:04Is it okay that NASA have finally launched the new mission to the moon?
07:08Yes it is
07:08We all need something different and happier to lighten the world at the moment
07:11Yes Catherine
07:12The American government proved they can do something right this week
07:15As NASA launched a mission to the moon
07:18The first time they did this was in 1968
07:20When America led an ill-advised war in Vietnam
07:23Which had no exit strategy and ultimately made a mess of the region
07:27Thankfully this time things are different
07:30The ten day mission will take astronauts around the moon
07:33As they look for a location to build a potential base from which to explore Mars
07:36Not so much a place in the sun as a place on the dark side of the moon
07:40I stayed up and watched this
07:42You did
07:42I was so excited about it on Wednesday night
07:44Did you guys watch it?
07:45Well you remember the first one of course
07:49Sorry
07:50Sorry
07:51So close but not quite
07:54No I didn't
07:55Did you watch it?
07:57I think it's bad at how jaded I am
08:00And how jaded we are as a generation
08:02Yeah
08:03That in the
08:041969 was it?
08:05People stayed up and watched it
08:06Yeah
08:07And I watched it
08:08The next day
08:09On my phone
08:11While having a piss
08:14I watched it
08:15I watched it on my phone
08:15Well what I love most is the next
08:17The next thing it took me to on the algorithm
08:19Was just more dash cam footage
08:22Is everyone going to go from that to someone having a rocket cut them up
08:25What I love most about this story
08:27Yeah
08:27Is it's Easter weekend
08:29And it's quicker and easier for those astronauts to go round the moon and back
08:33Than what it is to get a train from London to Manchester Piccadilly
08:43And look there's a lot to be cynical about in the world right now but it's nice to know the
08:46launch of a rocket can still reduce a professional journalist to tears of joy
08:49Here's the incredible moment the BBC science editor Rebecca Morell was blown away by the launch almost literally
08:57Oh my goodness
08:58Oh my goodness
09:04Oh my goodness
09:07That is spectacular
09:09It's not just what you see and you hear the rocket lifts off
09:13You can actually feel the force of it through your body
09:17This is the most powerful rocket that NASA has ever built
09:23Oh my goodness
09:26That is amazing
09:27It is amazing
09:28That's what I was like when I saw the Backstreet Boys in Vegas
09:34I mean a British reporter hasn't been that excited by a piece of machinery since this energetic clip
09:41Holy shit
09:47Oh my god
09:48Oh my god
09:52That's like you when you open your Tupperware boxes
09:56There's one of them standing under the rocket blast that's actually quite distressing
10:01Look some of the stats around this launch are incredible
10:03The rocket known as Artemis 2 was the same height as Big Ben
10:07The core stage of liftoff burnt through 2.8 million litres of propellant
10:11And it will end up travelling the furthest from Earth that any human has ever been
10:15I read that but also basically what NASA kind of the way they've explained the route it's taken is
10:20They basically said it's going to take a similar trajectory as Apollo 13
10:25Don't use that as the example
10:28Just going to the astronauts
10:30Well the good news is Tom Hanks has already signed up to play you
10:34It's going to land in a similar place to the Titanic I think
10:40And look credit where credit's due
10:41When Donald Trump came into office he signed an executive order calling for Americans to return to the moon by
10:46the end of 2028
10:47So it must be kind of conflicting for the US president
10:49Because on the one hand America is exploring space again
10:52But it's also the most diverse NASA crew to ever leave Earth's orbit
10:56It features the first woman and the first person of colour to travel to the moon
11:01Now that I say that it sounds like it might be a trap
11:04You know what I mean? Considering the third astronaut's Canadian
11:07If the fourth one's trans this might be the most elaborate deportation ever
11:13What's tricky for NASA is that due to Trump's ban on mentioning diversity
11:17They can't make a big deal about the first person of colour or the first woman to fly to the
11:21moon
11:21They have to call them the first person who's allowed to fist bump Obama
11:25And the first person who never likes the temperature of any room
11:29When's the first sock going to the moon?
11:34Are we liking this character or is it running...
11:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no
11:38Keep it, keep it on
11:40Every now and again I see something that makes me glad I don't have big hands
11:43and this is the ultimate indignity for a government that's critical of inclusion is that the area
11:52between the earth's orbit and the moon is called cislunar space and the operation they pulled off
11:57last night was called a translunar injection I mean the only thing that would make it worse is
12:02if they were traveling in the starship they them to prize and not only is there an african-american
12:08man on board victor glover is the pilot look it says a lot about the state of america that it's
12:13the only journey he can make without the risk of being pulled over by the way victor glover's
12:21call sign is ike ike which stands for i know everything but does he know he's an embarrassing
12:25dad because this gorgeous family photo is giving cringe that's actually his living room and what
12:33he's done is he's just been wearing the suit since he got the job that's why i like to think
12:37he's just
12:38been in the house is going and it's just it's like come on victor you're making the kids late
12:43for school it looks like he's the only one who remembered world book day
12:52not often you can create history and be a full kit wanker
12:55and look they are creating history i genuinely got chills when this emotional final send-off was given
13:01to the astronauts on this historic mission you take with you the heart of this artemis team
13:08the daring spirit of the american people and our partners across the globe and the hopes and dreams
13:16of a new generation good luck godspeed artemis 2 let's go
13:24it's fine but they never have any banter that's what i always think they're always trying to talk
13:29as if it's going to go on like some sort of monument or something where i think they just don't
13:33have
13:34any workplace banter like i'd love to hear just imagine doing the count like five four fuck what's
13:39that bit of melt that's falling off the top three two the snow coming out of the top only fucking
13:44about
13:44have a good one guys this was the emotive moment when each of the astronauts gave their final words
13:53thank you charlie this is victor we are going for our families
13:58mf1 this is christina we are going for our teammates
14:04mf2 this is jeremy we are going for all humanity
14:09that's lovely but you reckon the first two were like oh give it a rest jeremy
14:14family teammates you don't have to bring humanity into war
14:17oh look at me i'm doing this for humanity
14:21we have to spend 10 days with this prick
14:23i'm going to start doing that when i'm at work just go i'm doing blankety blank for humanity
14:28yeah i'm doing that for humanity i'm doing that for humanity
14:32i just think he's not doing it for humanity is it he's not doing it for me
14:35like if you want to do something for humanity like get mcdonald's to bring back the mcrib
14:41the crew will be in a cramped space the size of two small camper vans for 10 days
14:45passing around the moon on day six and there was a tense moment for the astronauts when a fault was
14:50found with the onboard toilet in fact it was with the toilet fan oh it was in fact because i
14:55just
14:55imagined like one of the astronauts just coming out going i'll give that a couple of light years
15:01would it be bad to crack a window
15:03is it worth it is it worth it the toilet itself costs around 17 million dollars oh
15:10and comes with foot restraints and ear protectors oh i thought the 70 million was just for a plumber
15:16to do that call out the ear protectors are for the person on the toilet or the other people
15:23the toilet makes such a loud noise because at zero gravity it has to basically suck all the waste and
15:30and take it away so it makes a loud noise and you need ear protectors oh i don't know why
15:35you need
15:35foot restraints my i'm assuming i'm assuming it's so that you don't i mean literally launch yourself
15:42across the room if it's i don't i don't want to speak for everyone but if it's providing that much
15:50propulsion for other people i'm doing it wrong but i mean it's zero gravity it can it's gotta i mean
15:57what
15:58happens when you fart in space like you can't hide it if you've just shot across the room
16:06that one was for humanity
16:10the toilet is a step up from past apollo missions which saw astronauts taping a bag to their own
16:16buttocks jesus christ oh my god yeah that moonwalk feels a bit different now new armstrong we put bag
16:23takes to his ass up one small bag for man one giant man for piss there's a one giant man
16:31one
16:31giant bag there was a famous lion uttered on board apollo 10 and this is a direct quote give me
16:36a
16:37napkin quick there's a turd floating through the air why have they got napkins up in the first place
16:43for fine dining to catch turds probably why else would you use napkin is that why they give me
16:51them a prep the astronauts were interviewed overnight and they explained how they sleep
16:56in this fascinating clip sleeping here is uh it's actually sort of comical uh christina has been
17:03sleeping heads down in the middle of the vehicle kind of like a bat suspended from our docking tunnel
17:07uh victor's been up where jeremy is right now he's got a nice little nook wedged in there
17:12and then jeremy has been uh stretched out on seat one and i've been uh sleeping under
17:16under the displays just in case anything goes wrong it's it's more comfortable than you would
17:21think uh and it's it's nice it's nice to sleep in weightlessness again every time i was dozing off
17:26last night i had that image that i was tripping off a curb and i was waking myself up so
17:30my body's
17:30getting re-acclimated it's been a few years since i've been up here i was hoping when he got to
17:36himself he goes and i sleep naked what's my bollocks doing zero gravity
17:46before the trip crew member reed wiseman said quote there are definitely going to be things by day six
17:50seven eight nine that we're like man all right i need a little space and i can't get any right
17:54now
17:55and then said like clicking a pen cap can annoy somebody over 10 days in a small capsule
17:59which begs the question what would we be like in space imagine him trying to dodge loads of floating
18:04legs day six the socks just floats out of my trousers i like i can like the idea of you
18:12going
18:12alex we can't the radio we're not we're not able to get back to hoose it's like no sorry mate
18:16i changed
18:17it to kish tree earlier i like the idea you've waited 21 years for arsenal to win the league and
18:22then
18:22you're trapped in space all right let's move on no josh has already made that joke move on
18:29thank you no i think it's fair to say the mission to the moon has brought out the child in
18:33all of us
18:33sorry i was going to make a joke josh had already done it and i was like well there's no
18:37point doing
18:37the same sock joke again the difference is i was going to do your impersonation i was going to be
18:42a little bit of sock down here i was doing the voice as well uh nasa even had an initiative
18:49in which
18:49members of the public could send their names around the moon on an sd card so you sign up and
18:54they take an sd card and uh they take it around the moon your name goes around the moon uh
18:59they even
18:59put out a boarding pass that looked like this now we know that's what it looks like because one member
19:04of our production crew actually did it for her and her kids oh and her seven-year-old is still
19:09pissed
19:10off that she's not actually going to the moon for easter it's a mate when you look into what they're
19:16actually doing it's amazing because the precision needed to do what they're doing is absolutely
19:20remarkable have a look at this fascinating clip it shows the magnitude of trying to coordinate a
19:24rocket from earth that loops around a moving target okay so there's the rocket going around
19:31earth it heads towards where the moon should be it hasn't come into shot yet because it's orbiting
19:35the earth here it comes how close is that these astronauts are basically combining physics chemistry
19:42mathematics and darts the way it looked is it kind of looked like you know when like your uber driver
19:50takes a really long route home you just go you've got ways mate is he doing another drop-off before
19:57me
19:57it's almost impossible to put into words what they're managing to achieve but i think the final word
20:02should go to this excitable boy in america who managed to sum it all up beautifully
20:07why do you want to be here why do you love space why do you love being a part of
20:12history we're going
20:13back to the freaking moon that's why pretty much says it all all right let's welcome tonight's guest
20:20but let's do it with another special guest josh oh do you want me to do it okay she's a
20:27telly legend
20:27he's a comedy star but i'm a sock so i've heard of neither of them it's lorraine kelly and josh
20:33pew
20:46hello hello you both um um uh just for no apparent reason but we've got plenty does anyone want to
20:53kick it no no i i've i've i'm scunnered with them i've eaten far too many of them okay there's
21:00what sorry lorraine i'm scunnered of them fed up had too many oh were you involved in the hoist
21:06i cannot possibly comment on that maybe um did you both follow the moon mission what did you think
21:12of it oh my god it's so exciting so exciting what do you think are you not you're not that
21:17excited i'm
21:18not that excited i'm so excited here it is with astronauts if you want to go up fair enough and
21:22all
21:22that but um it's when they try and make up they're doing it for us like for all humanity all
21:27you know
21:28mankind we're not bothered lads no one's asking you to go up there i think it's uh just be honest
21:34you
21:34want to go on a rocket that's where you're going yeah you want to go way into the sky that's
21:38what
21:39they had bother with the wheeze and the sky didn't they and you two cheeky monkeys i actually saw
21:45the um original moon landing i was 10 and watched with my dad no lorraine i know i know oh
21:51my word
21:52it was the best thing no lorraine because you were making a joke and then it was oh but it's
21:59this
21:59no lorraine no i love the sock i'm very very very into the sock so would you go into space
22:06lorraine would
22:07i go if you told me no i would be away well can we finish the show first
22:13no it's amazing it's extraordinary the thing is the rockets they go from florida though i just think
22:18there's better things to do in florida you've got animal kingdom you know there was i love the way
22:29people really got into it this week but i loved how watching various reporters around the world to cover
22:33the rocket launch reminded everyone around the world of this classic clip you may have seen this
22:37james burke it's often called the best timed piece of television ever
22:43and the two gases that he released from his particular version of a thermos flask the one
22:48lying on its side behind me now were hydrogen and oxygen
22:57if you release those two gases into a confined space with a hole at the other end of it and
23:02mix
23:02them as you do so and then set light to them you get that
23:16destination the moon wow
23:25it is incredible but how good would it have been if he'd have had a sock on his hand
23:32look walking and talking isn't always easy to do on television uh as this revealing clip of lorraine shows
23:40she's a mother of three
23:58we're gonna give you a chance to redeem yourself tonight okay uh and and recreate james burke's iconic
24:03moment live in the studio we've written a little script for you it's on the auto queue um uh take
24:08it
24:08away the right right okay hopefully this will work
24:13walking and talking on television is harder than it looks it requires coordination concentration and
24:19relaxation it's actually quite a bit of pressure like the pressure that's applied to a foot pump
24:28when somebody jumps on it if that pressure is then transferred to a child's toy pointing towards the
24:34sky you get this
24:48oh my god that doesn't normally happen to me
25:00we'll have more last week for you after the break as we come back down to earth with a look
25:04at
25:04what's going on in iran we'll see you in a little bit
25:22welcome back to the last leg we're joined by josh pew and lorraine kelly who is handing out chocolates to
25:28everyone in the audience
25:30uh oh lorraine before you go someone said is it okay that you didn't get a hug when you came
25:34out
25:34oh no i didn't it wasn't intentional no no we all hugged already no didn't we backstage we hugged
25:39don't tell her was the someone that texted that in yourself
25:44honestly i didn't get concerned by so many things someone else said is it okay that someone left
25:48some anti-back spray on the desk at the beginning of the show yes that was an accident
25:54mad brummie said is it okay trump broke the window and is now running away look it's been a big
25:59week for
25:59the american president in fact i'm going to do something now i'm going to read off a list of
26:02things donald trump said this week and i want you to tell me which one i've added as an april
26:07fools joke
26:08okay this week donald trump said that he hangs around with losers because it makes him feel better
26:13about himself told an audience of saudi investors they could ask him anything about sex said he doesn't
26:18like museums and libraries so his library will be a hotel and claimed that a woman should have
26:23autonomy over her own body yeah you picked it it was the last one right can i just say anyone
26:31who says
26:31ask me anything about sex sounds like someone who's never done it um as the war in iran continues the
26:37strait of humus remains closed president trump took to truth social to tell britain it should either buy
26:42its jet fuel from the us or quote go get your own not surprising from a guy who said when
26:48you're famous you can just grab them by the pussy uh iran is now considering placing a toll on any
26:53ships passing through the strait of humus in what one commentator described as an ayatoll booth
27:01what do we think of donald trump saying we should get our own oil well i think we just fight
27:05back
27:05mm-hmm we just choose british products you should get your own hobnobs
27:11do you know what trump get your own ambrosia cream dry
27:16this side you guys he's just like uh the way trump speaks to britain it's like he's like a lad
27:23trying
27:24to get his mate to do something stupid all the time yeah like set fire to the farts or something
27:28the
27:28old you would have done it the old you she's she's changed you the old you would have done it
27:32okay
27:32then he's just he's a kid man he's ridiculous it's ridiculous and look at this oh yeah he's blaming
27:38us this is mad like we didn't have he's the one who went and started it yeah he's having to
27:42go at us
27:43and he's basically like what you're saying is why aren't you doing anything about these pants
27:47off that i'm wearing and look at this one country that seems to be doing well out of the crisis
27:53it's
27:53russia uh because just as their war if it was starting to run out of money money donald trump eased
27:58sanctions on russian oil the price of which has now gone through the roof so the russian economy
28:03is now pulling in hundreds of millions of dollars a day thanks to donald trump so it turns out he
28:09is
28:09good for the economy just not americans trump also said this week he'd consider pulling the us out of
28:14nato uh saying i always knew they were a paper tiger and then added and putin knows that too by
28:19the
28:20way get a room a lot of countries around the world and are struggling to deal with the current energy
28:26crisis sri lanka have introduced a four-day working week news anchors in thailand took
28:31off their jackets on air and their government have told officials to wear short-sleeved shirts without
28:36neckties but have a look at bangkok's weather for the next week it's like 37 they should be wearing
28:43short sleeves anyway are you guys worried about the energy crisis i mean anything with crisis in it gets
28:50my alarm bells ringing yeah one woman was one woman was spotted filling sainsbury's bags with petrol
29:12and storing them in the boot of her car sainsbury's bags that's the unbelievable image i think putting
29:18petrol in a plastic bag really shows where you stand on climate change
29:26hockey grafenberg
29:29jucas said is it okay the king's visit to the us is going to be very awkward yeah so this
29:33week it was
29:34confirmed the king and queen state visit is going to take place next month even though trump spent a
29:38lot of this week slagging off keir starmer in fact trump even stated that the king would have backed him
29:43over the war in iran his exact words were i like him i always liked him as a prince he's
29:48a good man
29:49a great representative for your country i think it would have taken a very different stand but he
29:53doesn't do that i mean he's a great gentleman i don't think charles would have taken a different
29:58stand i don't think so either he talks to plants yeah his car runs on biofuels his cane his favorite
30:06hobby is
30:06dangling that's not a warmonger that's a fishmonger you've met the king right is he the kind of guy
30:14that would be like yeah get in there no he would not and the poor soul that has to go
30:19and sit and
30:20break bread with trump i know he's met lots of despots yeah yeah in his life but i don't know
30:25how
30:25you get through that do you just kind of sit there thinking soon i can go home to camilla and
30:30watch the
30:30racing with a gin and tonic is that how you get through it i don't know well is it true
30:35also the king can't
30:35really give an opinion on whether we go to war right and donald trump knows that of course he does
30:39so he's just he's just baiting they've got they've got mutual acquaintances his brother
30:57the guardians photo editor obviously had a little bit of fun this week perfect looked like they were
31:02purposely choosing photos that made the king look skeptical of trunk there was this one
31:07are they passing drugs cheers for that donald i really needed that perker and the guardian also
31:15ran with this perfectly captured shot it looks like the king's going oh and he's just seeing trump
31:23like zipper bollock in his zip he's only trying to get a sock out i know it looks like they're
31:30struggling for an answer on
31:31celebrity pointless oh you forgot to captain harland oh that actually is a photo of charles talking to a
31:42plant but the scramble for fuel is going to test all of us so josh and alex have come up
31:46with a way to
31:47get us prepared yes we have so hills basically as soon as we saw the image of a woman putting
31:52petrol
31:52in sainsbury's bags we basically thought this could fuel some hilarity oh yeah good
31:57huh huh and more to the point more to the point pad out the show so we're going to put
32:05on we've got
32:05made special uh petrol pump hats for this and alex has got a jingle made would you like to cue
32:12the
32:12jingle alex let's play
32:18you've got a patrol with it you gotta feel your bag
32:32okay here we are in our petrol pumps me and alex two petrol pumps as you can see i've got
32:39green on my
32:40face because i am unleaded yes and as you can see i'm diesel so i've got a black hat on
32:46and um i'm
32:47do you know what actually should we just continue with this
32:51i want to get cancelled is hillsy versus lorraine and i can tell you that this couldn't be more
32:57important josh do you know why why because there's a very special prize on offer
33:03right so here's what you have to do you have to get as much
33:06highly flammable petrol in shopping bags across our tricky assault course from one end of the forecourt
33:14to the other it's that simple hillsy we ask you it's the forecourt so please don't use your
33:19mobile absolutely and lorraine please don't light up okay let's talk you through the course first you
33:27must fill your bag at the petrol pump over there that'll have a street value of about eight grand at
33:32the
33:32moment and then negotiate way through the mountain of charcoal bouquets and then slalom in and out of
33:38the caution wet floor signs grab yourself a bunch of shitty flowers that you might be buying for a
33:43family member you don't like and buy a scratch card from an under motivated forecourt attendant
33:50finally pour your romanian petrol into the car boot the person who fills their car boot with the most
33:56petrol is the winner capisce yeah cool take your positions please over there
34:10are you ready ready three two one pump it oh here we go they're pumping away now
34:18pills right who's you fancy to win this alex i think kilsey's struggling already he's not having
34:23this he seems like he's not messing about hey lorraine's got this he's worked in a petrol station before
34:30the rain feels like somebody's siphoned petrol with a uh i'll be honest this bit's lasting longer than we'd
34:37anticipated not the first time we've said that just go for the two two hands if you need it there
34:45you
34:45go here we go all right let's go okay here we go all right let's go over the check
34:48go go go go go get your flowers get your flowers get your scratch card please oh two bunches oh
34:58lorraine's a
34:58romantic grab your scout card oh my god i need a wee so much
35:20i can tell you that our winner is lorraine keller
35:28it feels it oh god give it to lorraine
35:33lorraine and there is your bouquet of kit kats oh no congratulations
35:42it's gonna have to go to var well and more last thing for you after the break as we take
35:47a look at
35:47the upcoming world cup but josh if it's time to burn some of this petrol yeah so let's go for
35:51this
35:52right everyone duck we're gonna go big on this burning three two one
36:12welcome back to the last leg we're joined by josh q and lorraine kelly uh time to talk football now
36:16but before we do let's welcome a man who's become an online sensation as the assistant manager of the
36:21sunday league team royal oak fc please welcome steve bracknell
36:37lovely to have you here steve big game this weekend you want to tell everyone explain for
36:41everyone uh what the game is it's being billed as the biggest game in sunday league history
36:47mm-hmm i've billed it that i'll be frank yeah three thousand people are coming to watch two pub teams
36:54playing a football match on easter sunday at 2 p.m who are the pub teams royal oak my team
37:00assistant manager let's not get hung up on titles mate i'm the assistant host mate don't worry about it
37:09no comment and there's no love lost and and for the people who can't make it on the day can
37:15they watch
37:16it i'm allowed to mention bbc aren't i i mean who knows these days but yeah go for it
37:26don't get me involved in that the bbc have kindly agreed to live stream it to the games gone youtube
37:34channel amazing we're gonna have people from all around globe yeah watching 22 overweight blokes
37:42trying to put ball it back and look i understand you're a big fan of alex brooker so much so
37:46you've
37:46written a chant for him last night i spent an hour in shower naked well i've always naked in shower
37:52but
37:54singing about alex annick is going steven are you all right i'm all right love would you like to
37:59eat it i'd love to hear it please yeah it's to the tune of marching in two by two oh
38:07he'll never play in
38:09a football team they said they said they were always making jokes about his leg his leg
38:16now making jokes is how he gets paid and now he's playing in soccer day all of brooker england's number
38:24nine
38:40oh my god thank steve thank you thank you thank you so much it's not my make a wish thank
38:51you
38:53thank you and now josh pew you play for the partially sighted uh england futsal team i do
38:59yeah um and you got a visit from an important manager yeah before a tournament in turkey we're
39:04training in manchester and to motivate the lads our manager brought in a special guest
39:08and introduced him as gareth uh no surname didn't give a surname obviously the lads are visually impaired
39:14we couldn't see that gareth southgate was stood and we were just very underwhelmed
39:25wait obviously he's got it's like a shirt on we think he worked for the hotel with
39:31any questions for gareth well my room key's not working
39:38yeah first and second name we need
39:40um and look lorraine i understand you're going to be like we've got the world cup coming up
39:46yes i understand you're going to be one of the games yes we're going to the morocco game well
39:51hopefully i'm going because you know there's that thing where if you've been horrible about donald trump
39:55yes so i might get i was hoping that we'd be canada or mexico but we're not um and i'm
40:01just worried
40:01that you know when i get there they wouldn't let me in because i might have said a bad thing
40:05about
40:05donald trump i think the nicest thing i said was he was a twat is there any message you'd like
40:19to
40:19give to the scotland team ahead of the world i just so happen to be sitting on this yeah i
40:23just thought
40:23i would wave this around and say the famous thing is no scotland no party no scotland no party
40:36i'm so happy you didn't keep that and i'll josh does with his socks i'm just gonna wear it and
40:43look
40:43steve we've we asked you ahead of coming here tonight if you could prepare a little bit of a
40:46speech for the england team you gave me 24 hour to be frank yeah to be fair um to be
40:52honest it's more
40:52time than we take to write the show um so the stage is yours thank you bye steve
41:07we were all young kids once upon a time we had dreams big dreams i never laid in bed at
41:15night
41:15dreaming about being an electrician no we wanted to be astronauts who flight at moon but he couldn't
41:24some of us wanted to play for england in a world cup final and in two months time some of
41:31you lads
41:32have got the chance to make that a reality a world cup final i mean we're not sending any mcguire
41:37to
41:37moon i hope not anyway we need him all i ask of you lads is to keep dreaming listen i
41:46can forgive a
41:46bad pass a penalty miss but what i cannot forgive is the inability to believe we can do it well
41:54you
41:54let's assure us that we live in divisive times and the opportunities for this country to come
42:02together a few and far between it went gallagher's last summer that brought us together me and our
42:08nicky had best air of his life unbelievable but now it's your turn to go and play your heart
42:14side not for me not for widdicombe not for brooker do it for kids up and down country who are
42:19still dreaming
42:20and if football comes home and i mean this from bottom of me heart if it comes home i'm banging
42:26a
42:26bargain bucket no no i'm doing gravy coleslaw vionetta beans job lord it's on me and i mean that
42:33so get up and down and play for that badge but more importantly let's try and stay together as one
42:40all right
42:42steve
42:50we'll have all our sleep for you after the break josh will wrap up the last seven days and we're
42:54going to unveil an anthem for the world cup we'll see you in a little bit
43:10welcome back to last leg we're joined by josh stew lorraine kelly and steve bracknell
43:14last week on the show we met someone by the name of becky coleman now becky was aiming to become
43:18the
43:19first wheelchair user to row the oxford and cambridge boat race course arms only yesterday
43:24she smashed it in 33 minutes and sent us this picture with the little hands in a boat that we
43:30gave her becky's here tonight becky congratulations well done
43:47also want to give a shout out to keithley cougars rugby league team if i can last year on the
43:51show you
43:51might remember alistair campbell challenged keithley to help out the ukrainian rugby league team keithley
43:56then provided them with their official kit offered to fly a bunch of teenage and they offered to fly
44:01a bunch of teenage rugby league players from ukraine to the uk for a week the ukrainian kids landed into
44:07leeds bradford this afternoon they're going to spend the weekend in keithley and castleford
44:10playing and watching rugby league which is awesome uh they're also taking a day trip to howarth
44:15uh how i think that's how you pronounce it home of the bronte sisters because you know how much
44:20rugby league players love the bronte sisters oh you can hear them now he's cliff
44:25he's cliff oh we all tried i didn't expect you to join this is the greatest audience of all
44:40uh josh has been orbiting the last seven days what have you got okay uh would you like
44:46he's got to read it off the card would you like to see an incredible clip of what could possibly
44:50go
44:51wrong when collecting your food at the end of a night out yes please
45:05it's the way he tries to save it such a journey then would you like to see some awkward footage
45:11of
45:11poor old craig doyle uh being interrupted during rugby teams warm-up yes
45:18so we said today a new member of the team you need an initiation you think it's a song in
45:22the
45:22bottom you're going to dance something disgusting to sing to be fair you're going to kick this ball
45:26yeah it's going to be a debut defining moment i think you're a pro footballer watch you guys let's
45:30have a look brave man get there it's good effort it's good effort these traps are giving me this
45:38would you sign them jeff would you sign them i'll serve it okay
45:49all right we are about to end the show with a song for the world cup but before we do
45:52would you
45:52please thank our guests josh pugh
46:07we'll be back later in the year with more last leg but right now with the world cup coming up
46:12we
46:12thought we'd give a shout out to all the countries competing and wish them luck with every single part
46:18of their journey
46:26looking at a summer of 48 countries and all are competing here
46:33i sit and i wonder just who to cheer
46:41england
46:44not wales but they went with failure but in june
46:50scotland might dance to a different tune
46:54getting into sea rich nation gets to us in vibration getting into america
47:01whoa
47:02getting into america
47:05whoa
47:05has become a massive pain in the ass
47:11that's the urban herzegovina
47:14norway switzerland portugal maybe france
47:20even croatia have got a chance
47:26sweden jordan and ghana
47:29brazil ivory coast and uzbekistan
47:33indian jordan and ghana
47:35we're not gonna put money on iran
47:39which country's gonna be said
47:41whore
47:41wipe all the ass from your iphones
47:44getting into america
47:46whoa
47:47getting into america
47:49whoa
47:50has become a massive pain in the ass
47:55thanks for watching the last leg my name's adam hills we'll see you later in the air for the next
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