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00:00You
00:08Conrad my quarterback Prince. I've been fantasizing for years right after the game. I'm telling him how I feel
00:39I
00:39I bet every girl is dying to screw set the devil. He's mine. His dad is the biggest stakeholder in
00:51the school. So he's my future boyfriend
01:03Yeah
01:12Nice defense boys set faster is our new team captain
01:30Hey
01:33Another playboy
01:45Conrad should be the only one left in the locker room
02:03Conrad I'm Phoebe
02:06Phoebe, I've had a crush on you for years. Will you be my homecoming date?
02:14I
02:31I
02:32Dream about you every night when your strong arms pull me in close. I cannot help but tingle. I want
02:39to give Conrad my virginity
02:41The way I've always imagined it
02:46Wild sex
02:47Don't you hear me?
02:49Sweet
02:49Sweet
02:51You're a promise
02:52Yes
02:56Seth Astor? Hell no! I just gave my porn to my crush's rival?
03:05What? Is that loser Phoebe making a move on my Seth?
03:10Seth Astor? He's not reading my love letter. He's reading my fantasy and the next line is
03:16You thrust into my core until I can feel your warmth
03:20Yes, Conrad, I call out your name
03:22You're afraid
03:23I'd rather die than let this playboy read my fantasy out loud
03:27You dumb nerd dreaming about Seth every night
03:32That's so sad
03:33He's way out of your league
03:35I bet she's a pathetic virgin
03:39No, you've got it all wrong
03:41Let me see that dummy stupid love letter
03:47Stop
03:48Excuse me, do I know you?
03:51I don't think I do
03:52Why don't you get out of here?
03:55All of me
04:02The worst day ever
04:09Yeah
04:10You okay?
04:11Hey, did you forget how to say thank you?
04:13You know, I did just save you and I feel like I should get something in return
04:17What do you think?
04:18Asshole
04:19You know, I feel like your vocabulary is better than that
04:23Hey
04:24Hey
04:37cute lights
04:42Seth Astor is an absolute devil
04:47Oh my god, your underwear is showing
04:49Oh my god, that's been showing the whole time
04:52Seth saw it
04:54Sweetie, we are moving in with your stepfather today
04:57He is the most powerful man in the state
04:59You have to behave, okay?
05:01Okay, Mom
05:14Holy crap, this place looks like a royal palace
05:18Go on Phoebe, knock on the door
05:20Say hi to your stepfather
05:45Hey step, sis
05:47You've got to be kidding me
05:48The devil is my stepbrother?
05:57What's with that, huh?
05:59Think I said hi to your new stepbrother?
06:01It's not very light
06:01I see
06:18Stay away from me
06:21Yeah, I know I'm a lot bigger than Conrad
06:23But you don't have to be afraid of anything
06:24Hot jerk
06:26You don't come close to Conrad, okay?
06:28He's got the manners of a prince
06:30And you, you're just some cocky devil
06:33Now give me my letter back
06:35If I'm the devil
06:36Then why would I give anything back?
06:39Kitty cat
06:41You've got some nerve
06:47Fine, I'll get it myself
06:53Here's a piece of advice
06:54Got it
06:56Don't you ever touch my stuff
07:00Or what?
07:02What?
07:03Hey
07:03Ah!
07:04Oh my God!
07:04Oh my God!
07:05Oh my God!
07:10Help!
07:12Help!
07:12Help!
07:12I can't!
07:13I can't!
07:14I can't!
07:15I can't!
07:17Try it off!
07:18It's off me!
07:24Hey!
07:27Hey!
07:28Hey!
07:28No, I can't do it!
07:29Get off!
07:30I can't!
07:30I can't!
07:31I can't!
07:31I can't!
07:32I can't!
07:32I can't!
07:32I can't!
07:32I can't!
07:32I can't!
07:32I can't!
07:34I can't!
07:34You know, you did it to yourself!
07:36Just give me!
07:37Give me!
07:37Or I would've...
07:38Yeah, or what?
07:40Are you gonna bite me again?
07:45Stop biting me, kitty cat!
07:47You asked for it!
07:48What?
07:52Help!
07:53Help!
07:58I can't swim!
08:00Help me!
08:01Fifi, what are you doing?
08:03Help me!
08:03Shut up, help me!
08:04I can't swim!
08:05What's going on?
08:07Mom!
08:08Mr. Aster?
08:13Uh, we...
08:14Uh, Fifi can't swim.
08:16She fell in and I was, uh, saving her.
08:18But now we're just playing, right?
08:19Yeah, look at...
08:20See?
08:21Yeah, he's right!
08:25Here!
08:25Just look at them.
08:26Just like brother and sister.
08:28I haven't seen Seth smile like that in a long time.
08:32Thank God.
08:34I knew they'd get along.
08:36Just like us.
08:37Mm-hmm.
08:38Maybe we should get in with them as well.
08:43Maybe we should go join them.
08:44Aw.
08:45Mom hasn't smiled like that since Dad passed away.
08:49She looks so happy with Mr. Aster.
08:52I can't let my drama with that devil Seth ruin her new life.
09:01Well, let's raise our glasses and welcome Fifi and Sophia to our family.
09:12Thank you, Mr. Aster.
09:14Oh, just call me Jacob now.
09:16We're family.
09:20Seth, today's your first day at Loyola High.
09:24If you need any help, ask Fifi.
09:26She wins scholarships every year.
09:30Wow.
09:30She's also very popular amongst the football team.
09:36How's that?
09:38Actually, I have something to show you guys.
09:47No.
09:48That's my fantasy.
09:49He's not gonna show it to them.
09:51Stop it!
09:53Fifi!
09:54Seth is showing us his winner's card.
09:57Why are you acting so rude?
09:59I'm sorry.
10:00I didn't.
10:14I'm sorry.
10:15My stepsister has something on her lips and, uh...
10:18Stepbrother.
10:19I can do it myself.
10:21This annoying devil.
10:24I have to get my letter back tonight.
10:50I guess the big devil has a big thing.
11:00Jesus, where did he hide my letter?
11:08What?
11:12Ew!
11:14That's gross!
11:22What a waste.
11:23A devil with the face of an angel.
11:26Maybe he's under his pillow?
11:30Nah.
11:31Maybe it's behind him?
11:40What?
11:41Uh...
11:41This is awkward.
11:43Oh!
11:46You...
11:46You weren't asleep?
11:48No.
11:48Some kitty cat snuck away into my room and, uh...
11:51Woke me up.
11:52Don't be paranoid.
11:54Just give me back my letter.
11:56Oh, your letter? You mean your, uh...
11:58Your smut?
11:59Your porn?
12:00No.
12:01Shut up.
12:02I hid you later in my underwear.
12:05What?
12:09You wanna check?
12:10Not really.
12:12It's there?
12:13I'm sorry.
12:22No, no, pervert!
12:25So what you're telling me that you're sneaking around the room until 12 o'clock at night?
12:28Just for the letter?
12:30You're expecting me to believe that, you know, I think that there's, uh, something else?
12:34No.
12:34There's not.
12:35I'm not interested.
12:36Just give me back my letter.
12:40Oh.
12:41Oh.
12:41Why don't you, uh, start writing this, uh, smut or pornography, you know?
12:44Shut up.
12:45It's none of your business.
12:46Give it to me.
12:46Give it to me.
12:47Don't.
12:50You wanna wake up mommy and daddy, do you?
12:52You know, I read this.
12:54Very interesting stuff.
12:55You have very big imagination, but there's something that's just a little, uh, inexperienced about the whole thing.
13:01Tell me, Phoebe, are you a virgin?
13:10Yeah.
13:12Just a nerdy virgin, okay?
13:13I have no experience.
13:15You happy now?
13:17I'm not like you.
13:18I'm not some hot flirt who owns the game every time I walk on the field.
13:31I've been trying for so long to tell Conrad how I feel.
13:36And I messed it up.
13:37I didn't give him my love letter, I gave you my dumb horn.
13:42You must think the biggest joke ever.
13:50You want your letter back?
13:52Yes.
13:52Alright, well then you and I are gonna have to come up with some kind of arrangement.
13:55Let me guess.
13:57You want me to be your servant for some kind?
14:07But I do want you to be my assistant.
14:09That means I need your help with my homework, football, and you have to do basically everything that I say.
14:14Once I feel satisfied, you can have your letter back.
14:17Fine.
14:19But I need it in writing.
14:21Signed.
14:23You know, I had a feeling you were gonna say something like that.
14:25So I had something written up.
14:32Personal assistant agreement.
14:33Phoebe agrees to be Seth's personal assistant.
14:35In exchange, Seth agrees to return to Phoebe's personal letter once the arrangement is complete.
14:39Signed here.
14:40You signed it first.
14:44Done.
14:44So you need a guess?
14:46Wasn't complimenting you.
14:51All right.
14:52It's official.
14:53Starting tomorrow, you are mine.
14:55You're my assistant.
14:56Congratulations.
14:58It's a pleasure doing business with me.
15:02See you for your first day tomorrow.
15:15Get out of the way, devil.
15:17Where are you going?
15:19School.
15:20Where else would I be going?
15:22I bet you were getting that, uh, you're supposed to be my assistant now.
15:24Look, I don't want to go to school with you.
15:26Or let people know that we're step-siblings.
15:29You're trouble reincarnated.
15:30Everywhere you go, eyes follow.
15:32And I just want to be invisible, okay?
15:34Okay.
15:36Okay.
15:37Okay.
15:37No, wait, wait!
15:41You're gonna love this.
15:43I'm gonna love it, I'm gonna love it, I'm gonna love it.
15:44You will.
15:45As your step-brother, it's my job to get you to school every day.
15:48It's just us out here.
15:49You can drop the whole fake brother act.
15:52Why don't you keep your voice down?
15:54I don't think you want mommy and daddy coming out here and seeing this yelling.
15:58See what I mean?
15:59Have fun, kids.
16:01Be careful now.
16:05All right.
16:08You ready?
16:09No.
16:14Seth Astor, slow down!
16:20Relax, you're safe with me.
16:24I'm gonna kill you like that.
16:29Stupid idiot.
16:30Is that dork, Stevie, getting off of Seth's motorcycle?
16:34That dumb nerd dares to cling to Seth.
16:37She wants attention.
16:38Fine, I got it.
16:39Let's make sure she gets it.
16:50Come run, hi.
17:06Take my shirt.
17:12Well, well.
17:13Brave little Fifi professed her love, huh?
17:18No.
17:19I can't let Conrad think something is going on between me and Seth.
17:22I have to explain everything to him.
17:26Hey.
17:29Hey.
17:31Hold out, assistant.
17:32You know, I'm kind of thirsty.
17:34I have your letter.
17:36Don't forget.
17:45Open it.
17:50Open it.
17:52My eyes are burned.
17:53Get my eyes.
17:54Hey, what's next?
17:55Yeah, get my eyes.
17:57Hey.
17:58Be gentle, dude.
17:59Give me a bite.
18:00Come on, give me a bite.
18:01Huh.
18:03That slut.
18:05Wasn't Phoebe, like, obsessed with you?
18:07Uh-huh.
18:07She used to bring you water and towels every day.
18:10Now she's all over Seth.
18:12Is the linebacker hotter than the quarterback now?
18:15Nah, she's just a fangirl.
18:17Be nice to her once is what she claims to you.
18:19I guess so.
18:24Hey.
18:24Conrad.
18:25Uh, you want a water?
18:27Thanks, Phoebe.
18:28Um, Conrad, about last night,
18:31I...
18:32I...
18:32I...
18:33I just...
18:33Want to do this?
18:34Okay.
18:35Uh, you want to give me that ball?
18:44Seth Astor, I agreed to be your personal assistant,
18:47not your servant.
18:50Give me the ball for me.
18:54You know, my assistant only has one job.
18:56Keeping her eyes on me.
18:59You are such a control freak.
19:01I wish I could be as annoyingly cocky as you are for a day.
19:06Hey, you know what?
19:08Why don't I take you home and tie you up and teach you some fucking manners?
19:11Anytime, anywhere.
19:12The dirty mouth like yours, anyone who kisses you would probably puke.
19:15Yeah, why don't you give me a try.
19:16Nope.
19:18Watch out!
19:27Oh, my God.
19:28That devil stole my first kiss.
19:35Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
19:38Oh, yeah!
19:39That was a kiss!
19:40Yeah!
19:40That's right!
19:41Whoa, ho, ho, ho!
19:43Oh, ho, ho, ho!
19:44Oh, yeah, got him again!
19:46Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho!
19:47Sorry.
19:47Jerk, you stole my first kiss!
19:49Lax wasn't a real kiss easy for you to say you thief hey, you know
19:53I think I just raised your status you know people see with me
19:56They're gonna think of you as something more than just a weird little virgin girl. Who knows maybe Conrad will
20:00ask you out now
20:14Asshole he stole my first kiss. I was saving for Conrad
20:22Bitch, this is what you get worst. It's sad
20:34Oh my god, where where did my clothes go get ready everyone we're about to see our nerdy virgin Phoebe
20:41Jean
20:42completely naked
20:44What do I do what do I do?
20:52I
20:53Where the hell did she go
21:14That slut ran into the boys' locker rooms. Let's move
21:25Hey Seth
21:27Did I just hear a girl's voice?
21:30What the hell? Conrad's next door
21:34Hello?
21:36Seth, are you seeing someone?
21:37Uh, yeah, why don't you mind your own business?
21:40Why am I telling the truth?
21:42Yeah, let's talk about the worst truth
21:44Conrad can't find out I'm in here
21:45Absolutely not
21:46Phoebe Jean
21:48Our naked nerd
21:50Come on out, don't be shy
21:53Phoebe Jean
21:54Help me
21:56Help me
21:57Help me
21:59All right, then you know what?
22:00You owe me one favor and you have to do anything I say
22:02A big one
22:03All right
22:05Seth
22:05Don't tell me Phoebe Jean's actually in your stall
22:08All right, all right, all right, all right
22:10All right, all right, all right
22:11All right, all right, all right
22:11Yes, anything, anything
22:12Come on out Phoebe, we heard you scream
22:15What the f***
22:22What?
22:24You know, that scream you guys heard was this
22:28Just watch me a little, uh, game play
22:30You know what I mean?
22:38Seth, I didn't mean to interrupt you
22:52Don't you ever let me catch you guys in the men's locker room filming it again
22:55Or else tonight's gonna be your fault when I break
22:56Get out of here
22:57I'm sorry
22:58I'm sorry, it was a misunderstanding
23:00Okay, I'm leaving
23:01Leaving
23:02Leaving?
23:06Seth
23:08Hope this little scandal of yours doesn't distract you from practice
23:20Clothes is clear
23:29Thanks
23:31Yeah, no problem
23:33Don't forget that you, uh, you owe me now
23:36Why don't you put your clothes on, sister?
23:38Just because you saved me once doesn't make you my boss
23:55I feel a little thirsty
23:57I should go give me some more strength
24:01Right, Mr. Astor
24:09Where the hell did that kitty cat run off to?
24:11Phoebe!
24:12Hey, Phoebe!
24:16He saved me, so fine
24:17I got him a key, drinks his snacks, and now we're eating
24:20Hey!
24:32What the hell is wrong with you?
24:35You threw yourself at Seth, kissing him with that dirty mouth just to get noticed
24:41Pathetic
24:42Trash like you
24:44Who longs back, dumpster?
24:46Thrall with flies and bugs!
24:54Are you insane?
24:56You have no idea what actually happened between Seth and I
24:59I don't need to
25:02Apologize for insulting Seth
25:03Neil
25:04Stop
25:05Stop!
25:06Ow!
25:08Bobby!
25:10Stop!
25:11Please, somebody help me!
25:13No one's coming to save you
25:15This place is locked down
25:20Oh, MJ!
25:25What are you, Fred?
25:28Even I feel bad for you, childish virgin loser.
25:32I bet you secretly dream about being fucked by Seth.
25:36Stop! Please! I don't want anything! I'm not trying to mess with you guys!
25:41Hey! Freebie! Hey! Freebie! Open up!
25:53Get the fuck out of me!
26:00Seth! What are you doing?
26:09You must disgust me.
26:12I think you dropped me.
26:15Get the fuck off!
26:20Fuck.
26:23Give me your phone.
26:31Are you okay?
26:32They wouldn't believe me. They aren't real.
26:35No, they're not.
26:35Yes, they are. This is your fault. Just leave me alone.
26:41No, Phoebe. Phoebe!
26:49If you mess with Phoebe, you mess with me.
26:52Do not fuck with me, okay?
26:57Get the fuck out of my sight.
27:00Now! Get out!
27:02Before I post your link and butt all over the internet.
27:13Hey, Phoebe.
27:18Phoebe?
27:20Hey.
27:25Uh, Phoebe.
27:27Hey, what the-
27:28Whoa!
27:33Oh, my God.
27:34Phoebe!
27:36Oh, you're burning up.
27:37Um, my God.
28:01I don't need you, baby.
28:03You are rich and popular.
28:05You'll never actually care about me.
28:08All I wanted was to be noticed, to shine like Conrad, but all I got was your humiliation.
28:17Take these.
28:22Like this.
28:32I promise you I won't ever let anybody bully you ever again.
28:35And I'm sorry that I should have played.
28:39How the devil himself is actually apologizing.
28:43The devil doesn't apologize.
28:46I do.
29:05I dream that one day I can shine.
29:07I dream one day I can shine on the homecoming stage.
29:18Then I can be confident and happy.
29:21Like other girls.
29:31You've been working so hard.
29:34Get better feet.
29:35And I'll help make your dreams come true.
29:37No.
29:43Shut up.
29:45Wait.
29:46How's he in my bed?
29:47Fifi.
29:48Time to get up or you'll be late.
29:55Fifi.
29:56Time to get up or you'll be late.
30:01Fifi.
30:01Fifi.
30:02Can't really kill me, huh?
30:03Shut up.
30:03My mom can't drink.
30:06Fifi.
30:09Fifi, you hear me?
30:23I had a fever last night and my head hurts.
30:28Oh, poor thing.
30:30Get some rest, okay?
30:31I'm heading to school now.
30:33Bye.
30:33Fine.
30:37Okay, you can let me go.
30:38Let me go.
30:40Are you tickling?
30:41What?
30:42Stop it!
30:46Thanks for taking care of me last night.
30:50Sleeping in the same bed.
30:51We're not that close.
30:53All right, then get out.
30:54This is my room.
30:56Whatever.
30:57I'll go to school first.
30:59Get closer.
31:09Look at him.
31:10He's crazy.
31:11Bro, he's totally into that DC girl.
31:16Get out of my sight.
31:17Or else it's gonna be your bare asses posted all over the internet.
31:23Okay.
31:24Maybe he's not that bad.
31:29Hey!
31:30Phoebe!
31:31Hey!
31:31Phoebe!
31:32Open up!
31:33Hey!
31:42Hey!
31:46Hey!
31:47What are you doing today?
31:52Hey!
31:53I got a good buddy.
31:55I'll do it.
31:57Hey!
31:58Hey!
32:00Hey, hey!
32:03Once you stay closer, I fall down, once we fall, I soon drown.
32:35Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
32:58Hello.
32:59What?
32:59What's up?
33:00You sit down.
33:08Look, you don't always have to be the hero.
33:11You're a linebacker.
33:12Your team needs you.
33:15You know, there are things I care about more than football.
33:18I find that hard to believe.
33:31Hey.
33:33Stop...
33:33Goaning out.
33:37Take me to school.
33:39All I get to drive you to school again?
33:43Yeah.
33:44I guess so.
33:51Hey, take a seat.
33:53Right here.
33:56I want you to take it easy today.
33:58No assistant work for you.
33:59Wow.
34:00How generous of you.
34:02Come on.
34:07You hurt?
34:09Seth lost it yesterday.
34:11For her.
34:14No way.
34:15Something's going on between them?
34:17Wasn't Phoebe Oliver Conrad before?
34:21All right.
34:21Tell me a little kick some of this.
34:26What's up?
34:35Phoebe.
34:36You okay?
34:38Conrad.
34:39Hey.
34:48Hey, Phoebe.
34:50Don't drink that.
34:51Drink this.
34:53It's much better.
34:55I'll take that.
34:56That's for Phoebe.
34:58That's for Phoebe.
34:58Not you.
35:00That's for Phoebe.
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