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Mario and Luigi, get ready to get ROASTED. In this video, the cast of ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ came equipped with some quick quips and scorching roasts for their favorite video game (and movie) brothers.

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00:00I don't even need to eat a mushroom. I'm already big.
00:02You have one minute to roast Mario & Luigi.
00:06Wow.
00:07Look at you guys with the overalls and your shoes with no brand in your shoes.
00:12What do we wear? They're not even boots.
00:14You guys are up to your waist and sludge.
00:17You've got proper coverall but no boots.
00:19What is wrong with you?
00:20Why are you so tall and thin and you so small and squat?
00:23Are you sure you have the same mother?
00:25No offense, just asking.
00:27And your dad doesn't believe in you.
00:29Listen, commercials, the commercials you make, they're terrible.
00:32Why are you making these commercials?
00:33Also, if you like a girl, ask her out for God's sake.
00:38Do something. What are you doing, man?
00:39No, he's cooking you.
00:40You're cooking. Just get cooking all the time, man.
00:43You want some Mario? Come and get it.
00:45I don't even need to eat a mushroom. I'm already big.
00:49There you go.
00:50That was fantastic.
00:51That was definitely like the rival bubber.
00:53Yeah, you requested the rival bubber.
00:56I love the other, I love the Red Hood.
00:58Yeah, yeah.
00:59Those guys.
01:00Those guys are terrible.
01:01They're not that good.
01:02Man, you should pitch that.
01:04You should pitch that.
01:05You should pitch the rival.
01:07The rival, the rival bubber, the disgruntled rival bubber.
01:10They're not so good.
01:11They're not so good.
01:12They're the ones who get to go to another universe.
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