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00:14My name is Anthony Norman. I'm 25 years old. I'm from Nashville, Tennessee.
00:25An exciting time for us because we're about to go on our big retreat.
00:28And that's what you're helping out with here.
00:35Anthony, I need to talk to you right now.
00:38Father to father, I need to talk to you.
00:41Let's go!
00:47Anthony, come up here. I'm going to talk to you myself.
00:50Have a seat, my friend.
00:54Have a seat. Make yourself comfortable.
01:02Here we go. Here we go.
01:04Okay, here we go. Cameras ready.
01:07Q dug out. Q dug out.
01:09All right, listen. I just want to say what Anthony just did for him to bust into that room and
01:16to stop that deal.
01:17I mean, that took guts.
01:18The truth is that we have actually hoped that you would bust through that room and stop that deal since
01:24the very first minute you showed up at Rockin' Grandma's.
01:27Really?
01:28I told you that this was my last company retreat.
01:32Yeah.
01:32What I didn't tell you was that it was also my first company retreat because I'm not actually the CEO
01:42of Rockin' Grandma's.
01:44You see, Rockin' Grandma's is not a real company.
01:49Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
01:50That is not my son over there.
01:53You're lying. You're lying.
01:55How? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:57Whoa, hold on, hold on.
01:58Anthony.
01:58Y'all about to mess my brain up.
02:00Anthony, we are all actors and this is a TV show.
02:08And the only thing that's real is you.
02:11Yep.
02:12Give him a minute.
02:13Give him a minute.
02:14Take your time, baby.
02:16Take your time.
02:16Oh, man.
02:17You know what's crazy is I've been saying that this whole time.
02:21We know.
02:21This whole time.
02:23We know.
02:24We know.
02:25Every time I'm like, this date, what's going to be next?
02:27I feel like I'm living in a TV show.
02:32Oh, my goodness.
02:33Y'all are incredible actors.
02:34All of y'all.
02:35Y'all are phenomenal actors.
02:37Marjorie, too?
02:38She's an actor?
02:39Yes.
02:42Yes, absolutely.
02:44Even though Rockin' Grandma's wasn't a real company,
02:47you were definitely its best employee.
02:50Yeah, I see.
02:53You showed that you had a deep affection
02:56for the family of Rockin' Grandmas.
02:59No matter what we threw at you,
03:01you kept your cool.
03:02You calmly took on the role of Captain Fun
03:04when your boss left the retreat on the very first day.
03:08Everything's good.
03:09You're going to have a great time.
03:09You're Captain Fun.
03:10You got this.
03:11You got this.
03:11I don't got this.
03:12And Dougie.
03:14Oh, my God.
03:15You helped him every single day.
03:18He's not going to believe me.
03:19Doug, I got your back.
03:20No one believes me.
03:21I believe you.
03:22You sound like you don't believe in yourself.
03:24I do, but he does it, dude.
03:26I will back you.
03:27So this really isn't your dad?
03:28That's really not my dad.
03:29Really?
03:30That's really not my dad.
03:31Really, really.
03:32That's not my dad.
03:33But what is real is the friendship that we made.
03:36You are my brother for life.
03:37So thank you for being there for Dougie
03:39and really being there for me through this whole thing.
03:41I love you, bro.
03:42Absolutely.
03:42Love you too, man.
03:44Anthony.
03:44Hold on, pause, pause, pause, pause.
03:47Do you really like snacks?
03:49Like, is that real?
03:49Are you really going to make a PJ snack talk,
03:52or is that all BS?
03:53Well, now I feel like I have to.
03:55Yeah!
03:58Hey, Anthony.
04:00I'm Stephanie.
04:01I'm not Helen.
04:03And...
04:04You was my favorite.
04:06You was my favorite.
04:10I have to tell you what you did for me.
04:13As an older person,
04:15you get pushed to the side a lot.
04:18You get in the last seat.
04:19You get chosen last for the games.
04:22And you didn't ever see me that way.
04:25You saw me as a person
04:26and not some older lady.
04:28And that means the world to me.
04:31And the amount of love
04:32that you gave everybody here
04:34made my heart so huge and happy.
04:37And I'm just grateful for you.
04:39And you are a fine, fine man.
04:42And don't you ever forget that, okay?
04:44Yes, ma'am.
04:44Okay.
04:53There's more.
04:56For all the hard work you've done for us,
04:59we would like to give you something.
05:01A final paycheck
05:03in the amount of $150,000.
05:11Yes.
05:13Yes.
05:15Yes.
05:16Yes.
05:19Yeah.
05:20Yeah.
05:20Yeah, man.
05:21Woo.
05:23Woo.
05:25Okay.
05:26Congratulations.
05:27You are, uh, yeah, yeah.
05:31We love you, man.
05:34And at this point,
05:35we have special guests
05:38who would like to join us here.
05:41And if it's okay with you,
05:43we would like to introduce you
05:46to the team.
05:51Woo.
05:53Woo.
05:58Damn.
05:59Where, like, where did all these people come from?
06:01Where were y'all hiding at?
06:04The amount of people
06:05that went into making this possible
06:06for me to have this experience,
06:08it seemed like people were coming out
06:09of everywhere and everything.
06:16I'm grateful for all y'all.
06:18Um, I have questions like...
06:20Oh, yeah.
06:20...how did I go from...
06:21Oh, yeah.
06:22...an assistant to, like,
06:24being in a TV show?
06:27And we've got answers.
06:28Can I get one more hug from my family?
06:30Yeah!
06:31Woo!
06:34Woo!
06:35Woo!
06:35Woo!
06:36Woo!
06:37Woo!
06:37Woo!
06:37Woo!
06:38Woo!
06:38Woo!
06:43We are scouting Oak Canyon,
06:45which will be our home for this season.
06:48In the first season of jury duty,
06:49we had to worry about essentially three rooms,
06:52and, uh,
06:53and now we have a site that is 10 times that size.
06:56It will be the basis of the retreat.
06:59Thinking about doing a yurt with, uh, a roof piece,
07:03Um, I have some renders here.
07:05We need to build a huge amount in addition
07:07to the existing structures
07:09to allow us to cover the storylines we have boxes,
07:11planned as well as accommodate the entire cast and hero that are staying on site throughout the shoot
07:16it's a massive undertaking we're building a fake world they'll all be living in
07:25hi my name is ryan perez hi my name is erica hernandez i'm mark sully
07:30saint-flair my name is rachel collie hi my name is warren burke stephanie hodge hi
07:35i'm jim woods hey i'm rob layton hey my name is alex bonnifer so i did tell y'all are
07:40going by
07:41y'all's your normal names i'm not relearning names can i tell you we barely know each other's real
07:46yeah we don't know everybody's really yeah we barely y'all seem so close like there was no prep work
07:53at all oh there was lots of rehearsal hi everyone oh welcome to uh the next iteration of jury duty
08:04202 act one waiting for doug to arrive and stop the morning meeting uh hey guys um
08:11i'm gonna make an executive call i'm thinking we should probably wait for my dad before we get
08:15started no one thought otherwise people talk about how they slept
08:29i'm helen shafer i've been here since 1999 which is 26 years i was the first employee doug call
08:38and i was surprised that people did not like the honey butter chips from korea
08:43i thought it'd be a hit but you know we learned and at five o'clock i'm out i'm picking
08:49up the twins
08:50from soccer and karate on fridays we go to church amen hallelujah before doing this show i sort of had
08:58the misconception that like if you show up and sort of mutter some improv you know within earshot of a
09:05normal person that you that that will that there's a show quite to the contrary this show it involves
09:11a very precise work we knew that our cameras were here here and here you were coming in and talking
09:18to hero right part of your job before you get into the scene is you keep talking to him right
09:24right
09:24right oh that's yeah yeah so you you're talking like this because now hero's going to talk to me this
09:28way right and now i'm now we can see the hero right your blocking has to be very precise in
09:34certain
09:34cases it's just i think it's just a twisty oh man it was actually more like doing a stage musical
09:45at
09:45certain points than doing an improv show just for sheer precision yeah don't do it go stop it
09:54slap the bananas you can face us okay that'd be a funny place to pen okay and we can see
10:07the
10:07and then we see you like this right you're holding on going what oh my god and then like trying
10:12to move
10:12and you kind of can't move okay yeah jackie oh my god oh what's my black ass doing here
10:23pull the top pull the top don't break it
10:36i almost just destroyed max one two to prepare for the battle that happens in the doug kathalon
10:47wendy who plays elizabeth and i met with charlie who is the stunt coordinator on this the hardest part
10:53of rehearsing for that was doing it while balancing on the inflatable course yeah wow whoa i don't know
11:02how you prepare for that it is really hard to stand up there this is designed to take you so
11:07i mean if
11:07you want to reach with the elbow a little bit it's natural two and the biggest part of that cell
11:14honestly was then wendy ran over to the side and got bloodied up for that reveal let me see it
11:21oh my god
11:21oh my god it's bleeding i'm bleeding oh my god so that he didn't know that this is all just
11:27like tv
11:28magic you're trying to create the perfect family of grandma's hot sauces we have not tried this one
11:34yet no we tried the green and you did not like the green it's smoked forward smoke forward is it
11:43too
11:43it's so smoky it's as smoky as it's smoking i thought maybe it tasted like a tire
11:51good morning it is day one enjoy it have a great day today we buy all the fun and games
11:59that we're
11:59going to get into for the next two weeks we're all so excited to be working with everyone in this
12:03room and so thank you very much we've gone we've come this far let's have a great day
12:11okay here we go again let's do it yeah brian heroes landed heroes landed uh 2r let me see you
12:19down and include a piece of pj in your frame there let me get a let me get a little
12:24uh a long
12:25push in for you ben here i think the conference room lights auto turned off that's fine
12:32say we had probably yeah 45 50 cameras so you got tents everywhere everything has to be blacked out
12:41another false wall we've shortened this hallway
12:47like i just all of this for a little old me
12:57ah this is uh what's the proper name for this room control the control room
13:02and every day there'd be about 30 people hiding in this room silently and we would sneak out every
13:08morning and every evening you know what's crazy like i was like what like we never go back here what
13:12is this all right let's uh keep on coming let's go anthony these carts yeah yeah there's cameras in
13:20those hidden cameras everywhere everywhere there were hides everywhere like the garbage cans look like
13:28just regular old garbage cans and there's cameras behind them you're walking there's a camera tracking
13:33you on a wire yeah it was really cool oh oh my goodness you looked right at that lens today
13:45for
13:45five seconds yeah you look straight at his yeah oh no yeah when you were waiting for the blocks now
13:51no
13:52clue i'm trying to replay everything in my mind all at once of how how did i miss this how
13:57did i you
13:58know how how did i not see any of this going on every morning when you would leave all these
14:03people
14:03would come in spill in and then we would go back out i was kind of curious because sometimes like
14:08we
14:09would literally just go get breakfast in the morning and come back and i'm like what the
14:12are we doing we send hero off on a run then a hundred people swarm into this little area like
14:21cockroaches coming out of the room and then we have this quick meeting because he's coming he's coming
14:26he's coming we got to get out we got to get out oh the duck let's go we got to
14:30get out of here
14:31all right guys super super short because he's got a tiny run because it's late we got to get out
14:36of
14:36here but holy great job
14:41a hundred people swarm out and then it's just the like 14 of us
14:46you look at my card i did yeah yes cameras are down but like we're still in character come on
14:55dude
14:56come on
15:15welcome right right right in the middle where you belong my man that was a little strange to me i
15:19was
15:20the assistant right in the middle like i'm front and center first day you were like dang they got me
15:24front and center i was like
15:30did you hear about how we almost ruined our own ending today
15:35hello hey how are you well and yourself good good appreciate it of course when the notary arrived we
15:40needed him to lock his keys and his stamps in the car to delay the signing but when he pulled
15:45up and i'll
15:46just be showing you to where they're located at why is there a window this car was like you just
15:52go
15:52over and reach in yeah reach in and open it and we were like oh no marjorie we have an
15:57emergency
15:58i need her card i need you to hustle over towards the front of the welcome center hustle over
16:04towards the front of the welcome center okay so what should i do he can't play the locked bit
16:08now because the windows open on this car and he doesn't realize it so you got to come help him
16:14asap asap run you gotta hustle down there marjorie sorry you're like oh good you're here oh good
16:20you're here you know i uh hang on one second just intercept one second get him now get him now
16:26he's
16:26about to he's about to go back no no no shake his hand hey i'm marjorie hey marjorie yeah arnold
16:32how
16:32are you nice to meet you sorry nice to meet you you made it yeah i made it okay good
16:36hang on one sec
16:37no no no no no no get him no no no it's okay okay you're good so you just go
16:44back to the business
16:44center okay i'll show yeah sorry okay well stay with them stay with them stay with them okay slowly
16:51walk behind him you know we appreciate you coming out and uh helping us get through this this uh
16:57i guess deal all right make sure they don't come back john's gonna run out roll up the window we're
17:01gonna lock the car oh my god i uh i left my stamps in the car the car is locked
17:18right yes i'm gonna
17:31keep shoes yeah can we hold on a second listen that's where they're going
17:38those are fire trucks better there was there was something that smelled like smoke earlier
17:44as of four minutes ago three helicopters are working on it it's five acres yeah there is the
17:50helicopter right there that day that the plane we were like we can't hold for sound
17:55oh the hell i mean we can't hold for sound three planes three helicopters that was wild it was insane
18:02we're making plans in case anything happens and escalates we need to move very quickly so everyone
18:06have a state of readiness of care in us did you guys call the like for me or yeah did
18:12marjorie
18:13i don't know if did marjorie call like helicopter rescue i don't like so oh when you were missing
18:19maybe i hope she didn't call i don't think oh something we should let you know is that like we
18:29had a lot of speakers in educational classes only about like three or four of those were like real
18:35most of those were like just actors pretending to try to give advice and get jokes out of it any
18:42other questions yeah yeah can you speak about the corrosive influence of money in politics
18:49oh helen's eyes are closed okay just making sure we were supposed to not laugh during seminar but
18:56i failed every time i'm gonna put be a on my bucket list oh my god oh do not do
19:00that do not do that
19:01i couldn't help but laugh because it was ridiculous what are you doing why why did you turn my computer
19:08off this is like the fifth time today i had a huge problem with the seminars because i couldn't stop
19:16laughing but if i was an hr representative and you hand me this i would have thought that said cheerios
19:21so that's you can learn a lot by handwriting yeah thank god my penis remained in my suit but the
19:29testicles was what i was worried about the scott norris workshop talking about his balls i mean it
19:35was all shocking like we didn't know what was gonna happen in the seminars a lot of the times my
19:39testicles
19:40are black they're hard they're ice cold now the dead tissue that were my testicles i take myself
19:47i mean ian roberts was so funny it was just like he really just like pushed the buttons over and
19:54over
19:54and over without breaking push snow next to my testicles and at this point i'm like god kill me
20:03one of my favorite memories was when rob and i were making out at sagebrush and i have that earwig
20:11in
20:11and just giving notes to rob's inside of his mouth going like they're still coming they're watching
20:19they're coming oh keep going it was so funny because we you could like feel each other smiling
20:27can you see when they come back okay amy now you have to get ready oh my goodness yo there
20:36was i
20:36mean after other anthony was hitting the moves he's coming guys he's coming he's coming he's coming
20:45bro bro wait wait wait wait keep going keep going he sees you keep going
20:52keep going to go from saying no to kevin down to making out with other anthony i'm just like amy
21:00no herbies no hickey no relationship
21:05and this might be uh the most unbelievable thing to you but i have two kids
21:15my position here is assistant sourcing and procurement manager i'm in charge of like um
21:23ordering all the ingredients for the hot sauce oh hey um the way he acted like i believed every
21:32moment of who he was and just his personality i was just like he's an interesting character
21:38well he's your mailman mom he's not he's i don't think he's spying he's allowed to open that that's
21:43your mailbox i don't want this to come across the wrong way but are you a mama's boy uh uh
21:49uh i uh
21:50yeah oh yeah hey no no shame hey hey no shame i called home to my mom just as much
21:56as i called to talk
21:56to myself this is strength right here right right yes and what did you think of this season's bad guys
22:03when uh true kiss showed up they were like robots honestly to me um they were just part of this
22:11big
22:12company that they all looked alike i don't really have a dog in the fight i just wish what's best
22:18for
22:18the employees i will say that i hope we don't see a big business take over and uh turn it
22:25into
22:25something that it's not my heart's been with you even though i've i've had i've needed you to hate me
22:30but i've loved you watching how am i gonna lie you did an amazing job i still have a little
22:35bit of
22:36not really but like i still have like when i see you i'm like these guys get them out of
22:40here
22:42they did they did a great job acting as well it was acting because uh we're not we're not robots
22:48we
22:48actually have like souls and it felt so shitty to be mean and like to these people because you guys
22:53were so i'm shitty i'm actually mean i will say this if trucus thinks they can just come in and
22:59do whatever they feel like they want to do they're in for a rude awakening also you might like to
23:05know
23:05that uh as they became known and boy red and girl red uh we're also writers on the show oh
23:12my god
23:13these these two yeah we got reports back you were saying stuff like man you can't write this stuff
23:17what are you kidding i guess i guess i guess you can i think correct it
23:24dougie ran away and you were like he's got to be up that mountain we're like who sent him this
23:30yeah i mean a part of me feels like he might have went that way just to go get like
23:35lost in nature
23:35and be by himself like oh yeah like up in the mountain the only place i could think is like
23:40he
23:41would cross over the river and like go be up by himself in nature like up in the mountain that
23:45makes
23:45sense that makes sense that's a good point yeah we got to find him we're like that's not part of
23:51the script yet we still got three more lines hold on we're like okay we gotta go this whole show
23:57is
23:57predicated in a way on a normal human being being smart enough and being curious enough to make all
24:02the connections and being able to put the plot together and everything and caring enough think
24:07about coming back maybe for like at least the last couple days just so that way you get to have
24:12this
24:12experience with us and then we get to have this experience with you man i've been telling you i
24:16think you should come back but you know if you're not ready to come back then i get that it
24:20was meant
24:20to kind of be like oh maybe i'll sort of come back or whatever and that invitation came almost right
24:24away it was like come back come back are you the amazing father that i looked up to yes i
24:32have a
24:32daughter okay good i'm doug jr ceo of rock and grandma you're not doug jr i did it again
24:40senile old person checking oh here we go i'm doug womack you know that you're the best don't worry
24:47about it i love you it's okay it's okay my son dougie womack jr oh i don't love you i
24:55love it i love you
24:56i love you buddy i love you i love you love you you're the best i love you take care
25:01i love you
25:05i think that's really what sold like them being you know even if this was a show everybody was
25:11acting like i still would have believed that they were related or like that was pops because they
25:15were kissing each other last one you know this is a big dude if he wants to kiss you're kissing
25:26is there anything you want to ask these guys about stuff that happened was your face really
25:29breaking out no really i'm sorry in my head i was like she's a little wild like she knows it's
25:35gonna
25:35you know mess her up but she kept going anyways when i have the allergic reaction to the crab legs
25:41was one of my favorites just because it's like you know anthony goes down the hill we had 20 minutes
25:47to kind of get me into this makeup all right game time makeup day is about to get better what
25:54do you
25:54think about turf and surf does that feel good for you guys yeah i think so pretty rad yeah they're
25:59they're saying yes get her back out let's go let's go let's get her out she's out get back out
26:04go go go
26:04and then i had to pretend to be having this big allergic reaction your face oh my god it's like
26:12broken out you need to go get better i don't know if people make that noise but my grandma did
26:18that all
26:19the time she always had itchy ears and she would walk around the house being like and i was like
26:24that's disgusting uh amy i see you going a little what are you what are you thinking about i just
26:34like
26:34i can't i can't imagine what he did it's just so cool and like you accepted all of us and
26:41we yeah i don't know it just it makes me laugh that you would give dougie a chance
26:49early on in the process i said something to jimmy i said this will be the best gig we ever
26:56have
26:57and it's because of you anthony you changed my life for real and you changed all of ours so
27:14i would like to say one more thing like i'm really still shocked and surprised is my word
27:18because i'm still surprised like in this moment even though i know the the jig is up or however
27:24you say it like um y'all did a phenomenal job and thank you well thank you it would be
27:29really
27:29weird if you weren't shocked i still love each and every one of you guys even though y'all were
27:35lying to me if there's one thing i can take away from the rocking grandma experience was it's not the
27:42job it's the people that you work with and the environment that you go to every day is what makes
27:46you feel like whole and makes you feel like you're doing the right thing oh yeah you had me working
27:51this hard and you had a pump the whole time my bad come here you're good man take a breath
27:59breathe no all right yeah no i appreciate it as long as you're being yourself yeah that's all that
28:04matters that's true yeah you're doing good work man keep keep rolling with the punches boss you got it
28:17it really just starts with the way that they made me feel they made me feel very welcome and at
28:22home
28:23i want to whisper something here that i meant to tell you when we were in europe but i just
28:27couldn't speak
28:28if i had a son i would want him to be you and that's the truth i know if you
28:34had a son he would be
28:35better than you no i don't think there's very many people better than you so i definitely was taking
28:41away the fact that whenever i go back to look for my purpose in life is to make sure that
28:45whatever it
28:46is i'm doing is i'm doing it around the right people stay tuned for a special follow-up series
29:05taking us behind the scenes of company retreat currently boarding my airplane on my way back to
29:11la i mean i've got a million questions i don't feel like i should have been rewarded i don't think
29:35know that i don't think that's a lot of people i think that's what i think that's a lot of
30:05people
30:34you
30:35you
31:05you
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