00:14Kelly went out with Brad over summer. No wonder she's number one.
00:18Brad, the football god. He's so hot, but Connor's more my type.
00:24Okay, let's find us.
00:36Great. We're dead last. Again.
00:48Aw, sorry honey. No spot in the hallway for the dead last loser.
00:57Forget it. Let's hurry. Game's starting soon.
01:00Whoo!
01:00Whoo,
01:02Thank you!
01:14Um, what did you say?
01:19Let's go!
01:28Showing off, catch it!
01:30Relax, I got you.
01:36Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad!
01:40Come on! Tessa, did you see that?
01:42Connor Vaughn and Brad Dawson, the two hottest guys at school.
01:45Uh-huh.
01:46Dating either one of them is basically a one-way ticket to popular queen.
01:52Yeah, that's why half of the students are failing their SATs.
01:56I mean, this sounds like a rock concert, not a high school football game.
02:00Touchdown!
02:01Woo! Yes!
02:04Woo!
02:12Woo!
02:15Woo!
02:15Woo!
02:16Woo!
02:17Woo!
02:18Woo!
02:19Woo!
02:25No, I, uh, uh...
02:27Damn, th-this is so awkward.
02:38No, I, uh, uh...
02:42I don't have time for this.
02:54Connor should be more like Brad the crowd loves him and he loves them right back
02:59he's a narcissist I mean he thinks he's better than everyone
03:11oh look the creepy crawlies are out
03:14dreaming about guys they could never get within their wildest dreams as if
03:27you know you can't just stand here and be rude and act like you're better than
03:31everyone babe better I don't just think I'm better I am better didn't you see
03:39the rankings I'm the popular queen and you you're the undateable nerd
03:45I mean it's it's fine they're just being rude let's go what did you say
04:08just because you're a buddy whatever it doesn't mean anything
04:11Kaylee rules the school don't you forget it you're nothing but a last
04:27no that's it I'm sick and tired of this imperial monarchy BS what are you gonna do
04:39I'm I'm gonna change yeah I'm gonna get to the top of that stupid list I'm sick and
04:47tired of Kelly's stupid rules I'm gonna rewrite them but what are you gonna do
04:57first is dating one of the boys at the top who's your target which one's your target at least
05:09not Connor no it's not Connor but Brad's sweet to everyone that's it Brad's my target I'm so excited so
05:26what's your plan
05:27first step sexy photo right got it okay so you take the sexy pic and I'll get Brad's number
05:40okay okay tell me this is too much yes it's perfect perfect are you sure yes yes
05:46okay ready yes go oh my god oh my god oh my god this is too much
06:20is that him
06:23what do you say what do you say
06:27mysterious what's next you'll find out if you if you what do I say next I have the
06:42highest GPA and I don't even know how to send a text maybe if you say please
07:07me in the boys locker room after school
07:09fraud said yes oh my god I guess guys aren't as hard as calculus
07:17once I land this date with Brad I'm rewriting Kelly's rules
07:23she's done
07:34check this out the girl that's ranked last in the popularity rankings she asked for her number
07:39she just gave her some random digits
07:41oh
07:43dope
07:45you know for real though I'm kind of curious
07:47how cringe can a straight up bottom nerd get
07:50look bro it's this one
07:52oh my god
07:54oh the glasses
07:55the grandmas
07:56oh shit
07:57oh fuck
07:58oh my eyes
07:59oh oh
08:00get that shit away from me
08:06you really do have bad eyesight
08:11the hell did you say
08:12I said you really do have bad eyesight
08:15that's why in the game there's a perfect pass
08:17but you didn't see the two defenders coming up behind you
08:19no no no that was accident okay
08:23hey what the hell does that have to do with this anyway
08:24okay on the field you only see the end zone not the risk
08:28and now you're mocking someone you don't even know because she doesn't fit your shallow fucking beauty standard
08:33you're really gonna start some shit over some nerd color
08:36have you lost your mind
08:38it's not about her
08:39it's the fact that you're talking shit behind some girl's back
08:42it's pathetic
08:50so fucking angry I almost peed myself
08:56cheer up Tessa
08:58let's not ruin tonight
08:59we need to make a good impression
09:15Linda
09:16Darlene
09:17oh muah
09:18Tessa
09:19hi
09:20welcome home
09:21I stopped
09:22I'm gonna be down anyway
09:23I stopped
09:37I don't want to be down anywhere
09:39oh
09:39oh
09:43oh
09:43oh
09:44you know each other already
09:45oh
09:46well excellent
09:47mhm
09:48yeah
09:49you
09:50yep
09:50you've practically ever helped me
09:51Everyone knows Connor Vaughn.
09:53He's like famous at school or something.
09:57Yeah, right back at you, Tessa.
10:00You've made quite the impression at school.
10:04Did he completely get the wrong idea today at the field?
10:08I think I actually have a thing for him.
10:11Fantastic.
10:12I could skip the awkward getting to know each other part.
10:15Now you're not just only friends, classmates.
10:20It's your family.
10:22Isn't that fun?
10:24Ooh.
10:25What?
10:27She's my stepsister?
10:31Tessa, Linda was telling me how well you're doing in school.
10:34Maybe you can help Connor with his grades.
10:37What?
10:39And make sure you keep him off the football field.
10:42His last major injury landed him in the ICU.
10:45OK, Dad, no one needs to know all that.
10:47That was forever ago.
10:50Of course.
10:51Think of it as a secret vision.
10:59We're not seriously agreeing to that.
11:01Are we?
11:07Yes, Mr. Vaughn.
11:10And I will take great care of my new stepbrother.
11:28Oh, my God.
11:30There's no way people know about my day with Brad already.
11:40We heard the good news.
11:42Congratulations, Tessa.
11:44But I haven't even done anything yet.
11:47Don't be silly.
11:48The entire school voted.
11:50And you're officially the undateable nerd queen of our school.
11:56Wait.
11:57Wait.
11:57What?
11:59What?
12:00What?
12:00What?
12:00What?
12:00Stop.
12:01What are you guys doing?
12:02Stop.
12:02Let go.
12:03Here's your royal necklace.
12:05Your Majesty.
12:07Oh, my God.
12:08Oh, my God.
12:09Oh, my God.
12:11Long may she reign.
12:12That's probably the closest you will ever get to date things.
12:15Enjoy it while it lasts.
12:16Okay.
12:17That's not true, okay?
12:18You know what?
12:19I actually have a date with Brad Dawson.
12:32God, is this virgin nerd really telling the truth?
12:36Since when did Brad go for awful laugh?
12:44Jim day.
12:45Bob ass.
12:46Crush heart.
12:51Rad's in way better shape than I thought.
13:01You!
13:06You!
13:08Are you stalking me?
13:10What?
13:12No, no. What are you talking about?
13:19Pretending you're trying to keep an eye on me?
13:20Yeah, you sent me this sexy, seductive photo?
13:23What game are you trying to play?
13:26No, no, no, no, no. I sent that to Brad.
13:30Why the hell is that on your phone?
13:44Where's Brad?
13:46I don't see him anywhere.
13:48Did you get scared by the stamps of you, Vicard?
13:53I see.
13:55You and Kelly are trying to set me up, aren't you?
14:08Oh my god.
14:10Oh my god.
14:11It's like everywhere.
14:13No way.
14:14Oh my god.
14:15Oh my god.
14:19No, no, no, no. This can't be happening.
14:22Hey, Quinn. I'm a huge fan of your work.
14:27I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:30I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:32I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:34I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:35You did this, you jerk.
14:39God, Nirvana, I hate you.
14:46Looking for this?
14:57What's it gonna take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:04Leave you alone?
15:09You're the one that exposed me and tried to humiliate me in front of the whole school by showing everyone
15:15my picture.
15:16You asshole.
15:18What are you talking about?
15:24I don't know what you've heard about me, but I would never leak someone's photos.
15:30Okay. Thanks.
15:32You still didn't answer my question.
15:35What's it gonna take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:43You know Brad Dawson, the guy on your team?
15:48Ooh.
15:50The narcissistic pretty boy?
15:52Yeah, unfortunately I do.
15:54Good.
15:55Now we can talk.
15:58Let's make a deal.
15:59I will cover your training and you have to help me get with Brad.
16:05What's in it for me?
16:06When you play football, I'll be your perfect alibi.
16:10Deal?
16:14Deal.
16:20Operation Underd is a go.
16:23I already studied all the techniques, so I'm a pro.
16:29What the hell is that?
16:30Head tilt.
16:32Breathing techniques.
16:33Okay.
16:38First things first.
17:01Better.
17:03I can't go to school like this, though.
17:06If you wanna attract someone as shallow as Brad, you gotta dress like it.
17:17Look at your eyes.
17:20Not bad.
17:27Uh, let's look at the next step.
17:30Why don't we go to- go to-
17:36I've never felt a guy like this.
17:39I just saw it.
17:43What are you doing?
17:46Your heart rates to the roof, Professor?
17:48If you can't even handle touching someone,
17:51how do you plan on kissing someone?
17:54I-I was just-
17:56Ow!
17:58A rookie like you won't last a second with Brad.
18:04I'll show you a lesson I can teach you.
18:08Oh my god, but-
18:09Is he going to-
18:11Kiss me?
18:15Shhhhhh
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