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Mama June: From Not to Hot - Season 8 - Episode 03: Where Theres Smoke
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00:00Previously on Mama Jean.
00:02Give me a kiss.
00:04And this is my boyfriend, Darren.
00:06Darren and I love living together and building our new life,
00:09but Josh hates Darren.
00:12I ain't trying to ruffle new feathers.
00:13He's already done that.
00:15And co-parenting with my ex-husband has been challenging
00:18when it comes to pick up and drop off.
00:20I do ask Darren to leave to avoid Josh's hot-headedness.
00:24Just don't walk in a stress ball.
00:25I know Josh is going through a rough time right now,
00:28and divorce isn't easy.
00:29You need to find a hobby.
00:30You ever thought of, like, boxing?
00:31I mean, it wouldn't feel good to hit somebody.
00:34And he's making decisions about our kids without me.
00:38You got an invitation for her and Cheyenne's bridal shower.
00:41I got the invite, but I'm not going.
00:44What that ass says, goes.
00:46Tell.
00:46Oh, we're going to get the bridal shower!
00:49She's going to laugh.
00:50I mean, you know that me and your sister meet up once a week.
00:53You won't catch me anywhere near Jessie
00:56after she snitched to Josh about who I was dating.
00:58I know my family's dysfunctional.
01:00I mean, I haven't talked to Mumpkin since the big blow-up.
01:02I'm hoping that they want to be there for my big day.
01:05I do get some peace knowing Jessie's probably neck deep
01:07in wedding drama.
01:09We were wondering if you could help out with the wedding.
01:11No.
01:12The bank of Mama June is closed.
01:15Oh.
01:16I'm here, bitches.
01:17Mama, do you show it up?
01:19She is 28 years old.
01:20Like, I mean, if she wants to say,
01:22it's my boy.
01:24Dude, if this is your idea, help.
01:26Please leave.
01:28Trina going to be like, what the hell?
01:30I'm fixing to go on social media.
01:32Get this some free stuff.
01:33Girl, you want to go toe-to-toe, baby?
01:35We can go toe-to-toe.
01:37Oh, boy.
01:37Here we go.
01:49Here's your covers.
01:50Make your bed.
01:52Drop it.
01:53Oh, I didn't see your hand.
01:54Babe!
01:55What, Junebug?
01:57I need you to carry me.
01:57I need you for something.
01:58Of course you do.
01:59Everybody just needs help.
02:01What the hell are you doing?
02:02Junebug, I'm trying to help KDP.
02:04I mean, I got her needing help.
02:06I got you hollering at me.
02:07I need you to carry them boxes
02:08in the content room for me
02:10so I can go through and make sure
02:10I got everything.
02:11Everything for what?
02:13Everything for the bridal shower.
02:15KDP, you got to help me.
02:18What's what?
02:19Look, I made a video on my social media.
02:21I've got an event coming up,
02:23and I need anything boho,
02:26anything Western,
02:27because we need a yitty-up cowgirl, okay?
02:29My fans, I love so much.
02:32And when Mama Jen says,
02:33I need everything Western, boho,
02:35and anything in between,
02:36holla at your girl,
02:38they go to hollering,
02:40riling up with all the free stuff
02:42that, you know,
02:43they want to help out with.
02:44What all kind of stuff
02:46did you even get?
02:48Well, I mean,
02:48it's yeehaw cowboyed up.
02:50Let's see what we got in here.
02:51Let me see.
02:52Oh, here's bandanas or something.
02:55Let me see.
02:56No, that's the idea of the party.
02:59Oh, my God.
03:00Look.
03:03What does it say?
03:04Last rodeo.
03:05It's the last rodeo.
03:07This is where,
03:08I remember these.
03:09You know what I got these for?
03:10June, what the hell is this?
03:12Back a few years ago,
03:12I used to be called Elton June.
03:14Ask anybody.
03:15Look at this.
03:16What is this right here?
03:17You got bandanas
03:18with freaking glitter on it.
03:21Tell them, Katie P.
03:22We know these, Simon.
03:25Freaking cowgirl boots.
03:26I hope you got it.
03:27Who's going to be wearing them?
03:28You?
03:29No, this is Jessica's present.
03:31June, this is not boho.
03:32Like, you're just like
03:34cowgirl Barbie themed.
03:35What is boho then?
03:37Boho is like,
03:39not this.
03:40Yeah, tell her,
03:40not this.
03:41I mean, the bridal shower
03:42is like supposed to be boho
03:44and like cowboy themed.
03:45Like, I don't think you may
03:47know what the hell
03:48that really actually means,
03:49but I got what this party
03:50really needs.
03:51I mean, I've got the cowboy hats,
03:53the bling,
03:54the hippie glasses.
03:55Like, boho doesn't mean,
03:57like, boring.
04:00Trina knows nothing
04:01about throwing a party, okay?
04:03Here, June, boy.
04:05Oh, perfect.
04:07They're really getting glitter.
04:08Why don't they have glitter on it?
04:09June, they're glittered out.
04:11No, they're shiny.
04:12They're rhinestones on it.
04:13I mean, they're pretty shiny to me.
04:16When have you ever dressed up
04:18to be a cowgirl?
04:19And I don't think
04:20that's the look
04:20they were going for, June.
04:22Bling cowgirl.
04:24I think you're the one
04:25that wants to be
04:26the bling cowgirl.
04:27I think you should wear that tonight.
04:29That might even give you
04:30a little piece of two-tay.
04:36Who's calling now?
04:39Katrina.
04:40What else are you calling you for?
04:42Hello?
04:43Hey, Justin.
04:44It's Trina.
04:45Hey, how are you?
04:46How are you doing?
04:46I was calling to see
04:48if I could talk to June
04:49for a minute, please.
04:50Uh, yeah.
04:51Hang on.
04:52So I'm calling Justin's phone
04:54and not June's
04:55because I don't want her
04:56to have my number.
04:57We're not BFFs.
04:58We don't need to be
04:59exchanging phone numbers.
05:01And I just want to explain to her
05:02that the shower's about the girls,
05:04not about her.
05:06Hello?
05:08Hey, June.
05:09How are you doing?
05:10I mean, good.
05:11You know, with the bridal shower,
05:13I just wanted to see
05:13if you'd do everyone a favor
05:15and seriously watch your mouth
05:17because nobody wants to hear
05:18all that language
05:19while we're there.
05:20Just make sure you weren't
05:21going to pull any crazy sucks
05:22or anything
05:23and let the day actually
05:24be about the girls
05:25and not about June.
05:27Damn it, no drama.
05:28You have a good day.
05:29Yeah!
05:30All right.
05:31You too, June.
05:32I mean, I'm all for the
05:34not making about yourself
05:35it's about them
05:37but do they not know you?
05:38Trina, it's an open book.
05:40Boring.
05:41And you've got to be fun.
05:54Oh, she...
05:55Yeah.
06:01Ooh, Q-tip.
06:04Oh, boo, look at this.
06:06It's for our bridal shower,
06:07ain't it pretty?
06:08It's cute.
06:10We can make bigger ones
06:11and we can get like a little
06:12wooden pail
06:13and stick them all in there.
06:15Use some of these.
06:17It's cute, Boogabee.
06:19But I think we need to talk
06:20about something else.
06:22About what?
06:23Just come...
06:25I just need to talk.
06:31You know, I'm glad you're excited
06:32about that and stuff
06:33but I mean...
06:35What about your sister, Pumpkin?
06:37What about her?
06:38We need to know
06:39if she's coming to the bridal shower.
06:41I mean...
06:42Do you honestly think
06:43she's gonna show up?
06:44I haven't talked to her in forever.
06:45That's not the point.
06:46I need to know.
06:47I can't handle an outburst
06:49at our bridal shower.
06:51I mean, our mom's already going at it.
06:54I don't want it to happen here.
06:55It's supposed to be
06:56a good, happy day.
07:00Pumpkin popped off at Jessie
07:01at her bachelorette party.
07:03Bitch, it's literally
07:04my ex-husband.
07:05So whose side are you on here?
07:08I'm actually in the middle.
07:10See ya, traitor.
07:11Traitor.
07:12Wow.
07:16And I do not want her
07:17popping off
07:17in our bridal shower.
07:19I know Jessie hates confrontation
07:20but she also misses Pumpkin.
07:22They're sisters
07:23and they just need to get over it.
07:25I love the way it sounds
07:26when the rain hits the roof.
07:28Pumpkin, you just need
07:29to call and pick her out.
07:30I mean, if she don't come,
07:31she don't come.
07:32If she does, she does.
07:33But we need to know.
07:34I mean, do you honestly think
07:35she's about to pick up?
07:37I don't care.
07:38Just call her.
07:39Okay, whatever.
07:41Let's call her.
07:43I know Pumpkin's
07:44got this invitation.
07:46I sent it out
07:46a long time ago.
07:47I mean, I don't know
07:48if she's lost it,
07:49set it on fire,
07:50threw it in the trash
07:51or what.
07:52So I'm assuming
07:53that she's just still mad.
07:55But I mean,
07:56if Cheyenne wants me to call,
07:57I guess I'll call.
08:01Hey, it's Pumpkin.
08:02I can't answer the phone
08:03right now.
08:03Call me back.
08:05She's not picking up
08:06my phone call.
08:08Just keep trying.
08:24Come here.
08:26Be careful.
08:27Be careful.
08:29Come on.
08:30Come on.
08:36Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy.
08:37I want to go outside.
08:38We can't go outside.
08:40It's thunder and lightning.
08:44Mom, my blue waffle's calling.
08:47Well, ignore it.
08:48We're not answering her calls.
08:50I have Jessie say
08:51there's blue waffle
08:52on my phone
08:52just because, like,
08:53one night
08:54we were all just being
08:55funny, funny, ha-ha,
08:56and, like,
08:57Jessica didn't really know
08:58what a blue waffle is
08:59and, like,
09:00I'm not going to explain
09:01what a blue waffle is
09:01to you
09:02because if you don't know
09:03then just look it up
09:04on the internet.
09:05What if Jessica's calling
09:06to apologize?
09:07If Jessica's calling me
09:08to apologize,
09:09she can just keep calling
09:11because it's going to
09:12keep going to voicemail.
09:13I'm not listening to anything
09:14you have to say
09:15over the phone,
09:15especially not an apology.
09:17If you want to be
09:18an adult enough
09:18to snitch on me,
09:19you can be adult enough
09:20to apologize to my face.
09:22Ah!
09:24But she's calling you again?
09:25There might be
09:26something important.
09:27Say, we're not talking
09:28about that right now,
09:29Darren.
09:30I'm not talking
09:30about what I'm saying.
09:32Yeah, I bet we ain't.
09:33But we say,
09:33mind y'all business.
09:37Look, again,
09:38write the voicemail.
09:40So, then you're
09:41going to go over there.
09:43Pull a mama on pumpkin?
09:44I mean, that's how
09:45y'all communicate.
09:47Popping up.
09:48I mean, how do you expect
09:49this to all work
09:50when I get over there?
09:51I mean, we haven't talked
09:52since the bachelorette party
09:54thing, whatever you want
09:54to call it,
09:55and she told me
09:55I wasn't her sister anymore.
09:57I mean, sisters say stuff,
09:59Jessie.
10:01You know you miss her.
10:02You need to talk to her.
10:04I mean, y'all made a promise
10:05to Anna when she passed
10:07that y'all would all be close
10:08and y'all would stay
10:08in each other's lives.
10:09But Anna knows
10:10pumpkin's crazy.
10:11Well, you want your sister there,
10:13regardless of what happened
10:14or what was said.
10:16Family's family.
10:19I don't know.
10:19I want to believe
10:20that blood is thicker than water,
10:21but pumpkin's never
10:22been that pissed off at me.
10:24So, I mean,
10:25hopefully showing up
10:25will clear everything up.
10:27I hope.
10:29Bye.
10:30Love ya.
10:31Love ya.
10:32Yeah.
10:33Mm.
10:34You're getting old.
10:34You stress me out.
10:36I don't care.
10:36You love me.
10:38I don't care.
10:43I don't care.
10:51You love me.
10:51I don't want to go do this.
10:56Oh.
11:02You curse nothing.
11:05Oh, then we lock doors now, too?
11:08Who is that?
11:10You expecting somebody?
11:11No.
11:13Watch out.
11:13Let me go see who that is.
11:15They're knocking like it's important.
11:22Well, well, what do you want?
11:25Can you not answer your phone?
11:27Clearly, if I'm not answering my phone,
11:28I don't want to talk.
11:30Well, that's why I showed up.
11:32Can we just talk?
11:37Coming up on Mama June.
11:41Oh, one for June, and then bam for Darren's bitch ass.
11:45I haven't really talked to Josh.
11:46Like, after the divorce, he kind of just disappeared.
11:49Josh is going to come to the battle tower?
11:50Well, we ain't got to be there.
11:52Hmm, your mom better not piss my mom off,
11:54because then she'll piss me off.
11:55The party has arrived!
11:57Why you couldn't have sent her the wrong address?
11:59Mama, Trina may be a little pissed off about my outfit,
12:02but when my big surprise gets here...
12:10Can you not answer your phone?
12:11Clearly, if I'm not answering my phone,
12:13I don't want to talk.
12:15Can we just talk?
12:20Let me hear what you got to say.
12:23You know, I admit that I told him,
12:25but Pumpkin, he came home with flowers
12:26and looked like his puppy just died.
12:29I mean, look, I understand why Pumpkin's mad at me.
12:32I mean, it wasn't my place to tell Josh about her and Darren.
12:35But Josh showed up with flowers
12:36and thought he still had a chance with Pumpkin.
12:38I mean, what was I supposed to do?
12:40Why do y'all have flowers?
12:42There might be still something there.
12:43I don't want to move on.
12:46I mean, I did what I thought was right.
12:48I mean, do I think Pumpkin will ever forgive me?
12:50I don't know.
12:51What was I supposed to do?
12:53Just let him keep going?
12:54I mean, yeah, I should have...
12:55So throw your sister under the bus?
12:56Yeah, I should have told you,
12:57but at that point, like, what does that could do?
13:00Still wasn't your place?
13:02Like, in a divorce, you're supposed to choose your sister.
13:05You know what?
13:05I'm not choosing sides.
13:06I mean, y'all were together for 10 years.
13:08Didn't anybody tell you to snitch on me, though, Jessie?
13:10Nobody.
13:11We're supposed to be sisters.
13:12Sister code.
13:13You're never supposed to snitch on me.
13:14Never.
13:15Well, I mean, he's a good friend to me.
13:17I still see him sometimes to see your damn kids,
13:19because you don't let me see him.
13:20You don't pick up a phone call.
13:21Well, you ruined that for yourself.
13:25Whatever.
13:25What about if I had snitch on you?
13:27How would you feel?
13:28Well, at least it was out.
13:31You know, I'm not really hearing a sincere apology, Jessie.
13:40Well, I'm sorry.
13:41I mean, I know I shouldn't have told him.
13:44Maybe I should have told you first.
13:46But I didn't want to keep dragging her on.
13:48I was looking out for the best of both of you.
13:51I'm sorry.
13:56Mm.
13:58Yeah, well, I guess I can forgive, but I won't forget.
14:02Um, that's all I'm asking is for forgiving.
14:06You know, the Jessie stuff really did get to me.
14:08I mean, I am glad that she apologized,
14:10but really, I wish she would have done it sooner.
14:14Or really, maybe not snitched on me at all.
14:16There's more important stuff we need to talk about.
14:18Like what?
14:19Like how Mama's being in the ass right now.
14:23Mm.
14:25Well, come on, let's sit down, then.
14:29Mm.
14:32I'm listening.
14:34So I went and talked to Mama about, you know, everything,
14:36about the whole wedding and everything,
14:38and asked her could she help a little bit,
14:40because Trina's literally done everything for the bridal shower.
14:42Mm-hmm.
14:43We were doing DIY stuff at our house for the bridal shower,
14:46and she just was, her and Trina just, they butted heads.
14:49It was bad.
14:50Oh, I can't imagine.
14:51I mean, she literally walked in the house and said,
14:53hey, bitches.
14:55Trina better get used to that.
14:57And then they just argued.
14:59I'm already stressing out because our house is small.
15:02And we're having the bridal shower there.
15:04I don't know.
15:04Why y'all keep getting y'all's hopes up with that lady?
15:06I don't.
15:06You think she changed, you know?
15:09Girl, 25 years ain't nothing changed but her size.
15:12She helped you.
15:13She paid for your wedding in Vegas.
15:14Come on now.
15:15I mean, yeah, Mama did, like, financially help
15:17with me and Josh's wedding, but, like,
15:19when we had to go to Vegas,
15:21everything was on her dime, her opinion.
15:25Like, me and Josh would have preferred
15:26to get married at a damn barn somewhere.
15:29See, like, if you want her help,
15:30it's gonna have to be her way.
15:32Or you're gonna have to do this without her help.
15:34One of the two.
15:36I mean, did you get my invitation?
15:38I did.
15:39You ain't got to worry.
15:40Mama P will be there.
15:42Well, I know.
15:43I know you miss Mama P.
15:46I don't miss your sarcastic mouth.
16:01I don't see anybody throwing any uppercuts.
16:03I don't miss you.
16:13I don't miss you.
16:17I don't miss you.
16:17Okay.
16:18Okay.
16:18Who we got here?
16:20We got a new student coming in.
16:22Yeah.
16:23I'm a little late.
16:24How you feeling?
16:25I'm all right.
16:26All right.
16:27All right.
16:27Today, we're gonna get in here,
16:29and we're gonna work.
16:30Let's make it happen.
16:32Take your shoes on off.
16:34Justin suggested I try boxing
16:36to try to relieve some stress,
16:38because it's not just this past year
16:40that's been ****.
16:43I've always been angry.
16:45Had anger issues as a child,
16:47anger issues coming up now,
16:48and all the **** from June and Pumpkin
16:50and just going through marriage over the years.
16:52It's all been stressful as hell,
16:55so doing this is almost like doing therapy.
16:59And I get to hit things.
17:01It's great.
17:02If you got anything going on,
17:04anything frustrating you,
17:05it's nothing like getting in the ring
17:07and hitting something.
17:08So you put your left foot in front,
17:10and you put your power hand,
17:12which is your right hand,
17:13in the back.
17:13This hand will be one.
17:15That hand will be two.
17:16One, two.
17:18I want you to step with it.
17:20One.
17:22Throw that too hard.
17:24Dude, look at you.
17:24That's all right.
17:25That's all right.
17:26Look at your target.
17:27You're taking your eye off the target.
17:28Whatever's going on,
17:29you just keep doing what you're supposed to do.
17:31Right.
17:32Go.
17:33There you go.
17:35Divorce.
17:36One, two, one, two.
17:37Yes.
17:38That's the way to throw that hand.
17:40Right.
17:40That's what I'm talking about.
17:42I like that.
17:43Bam.
17:45Co-parenting.
17:45Throw it in.
17:47Snap that hit.
17:48With the strength of a lion.
17:51Take that.
17:52Feel the power, feel the roar.
17:55Take your line.
17:56Oh, one for June,
17:57and then a f***ing two for June.
17:59That's what you need, too.
18:00Like a fighter who won't stay down.
18:04Not the loser on the floor.
18:06Again.
18:08There you go.
18:09Now, you hear that pop?
18:11Right.
18:11That's how it's supposed to sound
18:12when you hit somebody in the face in the jaw.
18:14Right.
18:14Pow.
18:15Just like that.
18:16Right.
18:16Every time.
18:17Every time.
18:17Now, picture somebody's face in there.
18:20And then another bam for Darren's bitch ass.
18:23Come on.
18:31Coming off on Mama Jean.
18:33What?
18:34What's wrong now?
18:34Our whole backyard caught on fire.
18:37And the fire department said they think it's arson.
18:40Have you told Jessie yet?
18:42No.
18:42I'm not ready to break the news to her.
18:44If I'm not communicating with you, I'm sorry, but...
18:46I think it's just weird that he's even hanging out with Jessie
18:48and he doesn't talk to me.
18:50Is Josh going?
18:51I don't know.
18:52He actually might show up with Darren here.
18:54Hmm.
18:55Coming here might be a mistake.
19:08What are we doing out here anyway?
19:10We're going to study together.
19:12All the nursing things.
19:14Ha.
19:15It's really pretty here in Colorado.
19:17And honestly, me and Jalen really do love to be outside
19:20and, like, just explore new things.
19:22But most of the time, I'm studying.
19:24So we got to bring the study tools with us.
19:27Let's take your heart rate.
19:30You're going to get in there.
19:35Oh, you're 96 beats per minute, which is in normal parameters.
19:40I don't know what that means, but yeah.
19:42So I don't think you're going to die anytime soon.
19:45And then, do you know the second step to taking vitals?
19:50No.
19:51It's temperature.
19:52Do you know where you take the temperature at?
19:54Where's your butt?
19:56No.
19:58We, that is an option, but we don't do that very much
20:00because that causes discomfort.
20:01So we take it at your armpit.
20:04Wow.
20:05Did you decide you're going to go home for Jessie's bottle shower?
20:09Well, I don't know.
20:10Like, summer semester is coming up pretty fast.
20:13I don't know if I'm going to be able to make it.
20:15Have you told, uh, Jessie here?
20:17No.
20:18I'm not ready to break the news to her.
20:20Do you think I should call her?
20:22Yeah, I think she'll call her.
20:24Oh, my gosh.
20:27What if she, like, gets upset?
20:29I think she was on the stand.
20:31Like, you in school?
20:32Hello?
20:34Hey, Jessie.
20:35What are you doing?
20:36I'm at the park with Jalen, having a little picnic, studying.
20:41That's enough.
20:43Well, I'm just giving you a ring ring
20:46to let you know that I do start my summer semester
20:50in, like, a week,
20:52so I don't think I'm going to make the bridal shower.
20:56Man, Alana, I mean, I understand classes can get in the way.
21:00I mean, we're all going to miss you there,
21:02and you know Josh is going to be there.
21:04Oh, really?
21:06I mean, yeah, so...
21:08Well, you let us know how it goes,
21:10and I'm so sad that we couldn't be there.
21:12It's okay.
21:13I understand.
21:14All right, bye.
21:15All right.
21:16You don't think that's weird that Josh is going to come to the bridal shower?
21:20I'm glad we ain't got to be there.
21:22I haven't really talked to Josh.
21:24Like, after the divorce, he kind of just disappeared.
21:26He went ghost.
21:27I don't know really what the problem is,
21:30but I think, like, maybe a text message
21:33or even a call saying, like,
21:34hey, I'm going through a lot right now.
21:36Like, if I'm not communicating with you, I'm sorry,
21:38but I haven't even got a, hey, how are you doing?
21:41I think it's just weird that he's, like,
21:42even hanging out with Jesse,
21:43and, like, he doesn't, like, talk to me.
22:09Thank God the fire trucks got there when they did.
22:12All that's burnt.
22:14Here's the backside of the house.
22:15It was all that burnt.
22:16All this is burnt.
22:18Our house was almost gone.
22:20It was burning up there.
22:24Oh, this is stressful.
22:26You can still see smoke back that way.
22:28But look, it goes all, all the way up there.
22:32Like, it's rough.
22:33We don't have a place to go.
22:35I'm just glad all the pets are safe.
22:39Let's go, Coco Bean.
22:48Hey, boo, I just got all the animals.
22:51I have Coco in the front and Chase and Hazel in the back,
22:54and I'm headed to get you in heartbeat.
22:56Well, I'm glad all the animals are okay
22:57and you made it there to get them.
22:59I mean, do we still have a house?
23:02I mean, we still have a house for sure,
23:04but the whole yard is still smothering.
23:07The forestry people were there,
23:09and the man told me if we didn't have the cement
23:12that was on the ground,
23:13then it would have got the house.
23:19It's crazy, and the first thing the fire department said was
23:22they think it's arson,
23:24so somebody purposely done this.
23:25I mean, who the hell would do that?
23:27I mean, how are we even going to feel safe at the house again?
23:30I don't know.
23:31This is just bizarre.
23:34I mean, I know that's not the main focus right now,
23:36but what are we going to do for the bridal shower?
23:39That I don't know.
23:40Like, that's what I'm having to figure out.
23:41I don't know what to do at this point.
23:43Like, we can sit down and talk about that later
23:45and figure it out.
23:47Okay.
23:47I'm just glad everybody's out safe.
23:51Well, I love you, Bucky Bean.
23:53Hey, I love you, baby.
23:54Okay.
24:05What are you making?
24:07Popcorn, and it's going to have marshmallows on it.
24:10The popcorn?
24:11Yeah.
24:13I'm going to melt it.
24:14I'm going to show you.
24:17Oh.
24:18He got me.
24:20I'm going to make the marshmallows.
24:22I'm still trying to figure out what you're going to do,
24:23just drizzle the marshmallows on top of the popcorn.
24:25Yes.
24:27Darren's really good with my kids.
24:29The kids enjoy being around him and doing things with him.
24:32And I know that Darren will do any and everything that he can for the kids.
24:35And I absolutely love that.
24:37Like, it's kind of nice.
24:40I want this.
24:43Mom, can I do it?
24:44Can I do it?
24:44Yeah, well, you're going to have to give it a minute.
24:47Bye, Bobby.
24:49Bobby.
24:54Oh.
24:58Poor Coco Bean needs some water.
25:01I can give her some Gatorade.
25:02No, don't do that.
25:04I'm glad we don't have the cats.
25:05That would have been rough in a hotel room.
25:07Yeah, I'm glad we could take the cats to your mom's.
25:10I mean, it's still just, it's mind-blowing that this just happened to us.
25:15It's crazy what just happened.
25:17Our house could have been gone.
25:18I mean, thank God it wasn't.
25:20I'm just, I'm ready to be at this hotel.
25:22I think Coco is too.
25:23So is Harpy.
25:25Mm-hmm.
25:27We're supposed to throw a bridal shower tomorrow and have 20 people over.
25:32What are we supposed to do now?
25:34Do we cancel it?
25:35I mean, we don't cancel it.
25:38People's already, you know, made plans.
25:39Where are we going to have it at?
25:41I mean, I have an idea.
25:43I mean, I could ask Pumpkin.
25:45Didn't you guys just make up?
25:47We did, but you know how our family dynamic works?
25:50You know, one minute, you know, we're going at it.
25:52The next minute, we're fine, and everything's back to normal.
25:54So, call Pumpkin.
25:57You're asking her.
25:58I don't talk to her.
26:02Hold on, Jess is calling me.
26:04Start this.
26:06Hello?
26:08Girl, I have so much to tell you.
26:10What?
26:11What's wrong now?
26:13Girl, our whole backyard in the back side of our house caught on fire.
26:18What?
26:19The whole back side of our house, and then the fire department said they think it's arson.
26:24Why are you going to piss off?
26:26I ain't piss nobody off.
26:29What are y'all going to do about the bridal shower?
26:32Well, that's what I called you about.
26:37What about it?
26:38So, you know, we were supposed to have 20 people at our house, but we can't bring them with
26:42a smut yard, and a house that smells like smut.
26:45We were wondering if maybe we could do it at your house.
26:55Coming up on Mama Jean.
26:56I'm just going to tell everybody to leave the drama at home.
26:59What if I can't?
27:00If he go out here and start some bullsh**, you're going to have to deal with your ex-mother-in
27:05-law.
27:06Hey!
27:07Dasha's here.
27:09That is awkward.
27:32Dasha's here.
27:39And do goodness for us.
27:41Can we call Mama and tell her?
27:43Yeah, you can.
27:44Yeah, but you better let all your other guests know, because I'm not a one-stop shop here.
27:47All I can do is throw the party.
27:49All right, thank you again.
27:51You're welcome.
27:55Well, that worked out really well.
27:58I told you, you know, we argue, and then we're fine.
28:00We always got each other's bags.
28:02I'm kind of crazy.
28:05Bentley, come here.
28:06Okay.
28:08Why is it so sticky?
28:10It has marshmallows on it.
28:11Oh.
28:13So what do you think about her throwing it here?
28:14I think it would be great.
28:15That way you can just stay here.
28:16You're going to be here, too.
28:18Yeah, probably not.
28:19Yeah, sure.
28:20I'm sure she invited Josh.
28:21Who cares?
28:23I thought that was the whole rule.
28:24You've got to keep the peas.
28:26Can't ruffle no feathers.
28:27Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
28:29Yeah, but I want you to be here.
28:32I've asked Darren to leave when Josh comes and picks up the kids or drops off the kids just
28:37because Josh hates Darren, and I try to avoid that whole situation, but I'm sick of that.
28:43Darren's my boyfriend, and I want him to be involved in, like, family things and things
28:47that we do together.
28:48So, no, I'm not asking him to leave this time.
28:50It's time for Josh to man up and deal with the fact that we have both moved on.
28:55I mean, honestly, who really even knows?
28:56He probably won't even show up now that it's here.
29:00I mean, it's really a 50-50.
29:06I'll just stay.
29:08Great.
29:10I didn't even want to stay.
29:12Now I'm going to stay for the principal of it.
29:15Wonderful.
29:16I'm going to call Mama, too.
29:18Call your Mama about what?
29:19About that.
29:22Have fun with that.
29:25I'm going to the shop.
29:26Hello.
29:27Hey, Jimbo, where you doing?
29:28I'm not just sitting here, like, chilling.
29:30What are you doing?
29:31Jessie called me.
29:34I mean, damn, you and her talking about it again?
29:36Yes, Jimbo, we figured it out.
29:39Hmm.
29:40Look at you, being a big girl, putting your big girl panties on like I told you.
29:44Besides the point, Jimbo, Jessie called me and said that somebody intentionally set her backyard on fire.
29:52Like, what the ?
29:53Yeah.
29:54I'm for real.
29:56Oh, you ain't going over there?
29:57No, she just asked me if she could do the bridal shower here.
30:00I told her, yeah, so.
30:01Hmm, so Mama P, I guess, is back in charge of life.
30:05Damn right Mama P's back.
30:06I'll see you in the morning, Jimbo.
30:08Whatever.
30:09You better have your breakfast there, bitch.
30:11You just have to have the last word, too, don't you?
30:13That's right.
30:21Well, I guess this is our home for now.
30:25Coco Bean, come here.
30:27Come on.
30:28You got it.
30:29Come on.
30:29You did it a minute ago.
30:30Come here.
30:31Oh, there it goes.
30:34Oh, there it goes.
31:09Hello?
31:10Hey.
31:11We were calling because we have a change in venue for our bridal shower.
31:15Oh, boy.
31:16I don't know if you still would like to come.
31:19It's going to be at Pumpkin's.
31:21Oh, really?
31:22So you guys are talking now?
31:24Uh, yeah.
31:26We did clear everything up.
31:28I mean, I just wanted to let you know that she knows it's going to be at her house,
31:31so, you know, Darren will probably be there.
31:36I'm just going to tell everybody to leave the drama at home.
31:39What if I can't?
31:41Just think about it.
31:42It's not about y'all.
31:43It's about us.
31:44It's about me drop kicking him out of his chair.
31:47No.
31:50I know it's going to be awkward, but, I mean, we'd love to have you there.
31:53I mean, no pressure or anything.
31:55We'd just like you to be there.
31:56Oh, my God.
32:02Josh?
32:03Coming up on Mama Jean.
32:05Jessie, did you tell her it was y'all shower, not a birthday party?
32:08You wait till y'all see the dress I'm wearing to the wedding.
32:11Hey, Josh is here.
32:12Oh, that's awkward.
32:18The food is going to go up right here.
32:25There we go.
32:28Cheyenne.
32:29I need a flower.
32:30I'm coming.
32:35Food.
32:36There's one more table inside I need you to put up.
32:38I'll get it.
32:39We're going to do this first.
32:41I get to wear this, Mama?
32:43Yes.
32:44Put it down.
32:45I'm going to give it to both of y'all.
32:47Oh.
32:47Sorry.
32:49It's on, boy.
32:55You excited?
32:56Yeah.
33:00Your mama did really good.
33:01I mean, all the decorations look good.
33:03There was a bounce house for the kids.
33:05I mean, the only thing you've got to worry about is if Mama steps on your mom's toes.
33:09Mm, your mom better not piss my mom off.
33:11Because then she'll piss me off.
33:14Looks nice.
33:15It is.
33:16I mean, really, thank you.
33:18I mean, we couldn't have pulled this off today.
33:20I mean, just remember, next time you try to betray me, you really need me on your side.
33:24You know?
33:25Mm-hmm.
33:26Yeah, it's over here.
33:27We're good.
33:27Yeah.
33:28Yeah.
33:28And you're never going to do that again.
33:29I promise.
33:30Need a hug?
33:31I don't want a hug.
33:32Well, I mean, like, I hate to, you know, ruin the mood, but is Josh going?
33:38I don't know.
33:39Well, I just hope don't let s*** down down, Jessie.
33:44I don't really know if Josh is going to have the balls to show up knowing that Mama and
33:48Darren are going to be here, whew, I know he don't like Mama and he don't like Darren.
33:54Lord knows what's actually going to happen if he does show up.
33:58So, I got you these.
34:00I agree with what I'm wondering.
34:01Thanks.
34:02We're just going to keep chit-chatting over there or we're going to finish decorating this
34:06stuff?
34:06I'm trying to see how much it'll cost to keep Gina away today.
34:11Thanks.
34:12Do you all like the fact that we match each other?
34:14Yeah, look at that.
34:15Look like two grannies.
34:17I like it.
34:19They're cute, too.
34:21Our dresses match.
34:22Period.
34:22Y'all do match.
34:23I like it.
34:25I don't know a lot about bridal showers, but I didn't realize there was so much twinning
34:30going on at bridal showers.
34:32I didn't know everybody had to match and all dress the same, I guess.
34:38Here comes Junie Bug.
34:39Oh, no, it's not her.
34:41Oh, Junie Bug.
34:42This is fun.
34:44It's going to be a good day.
34:46It's canceled.
34:47Junie Bug, leave now.
34:48No.
34:49It's canceled.
34:51Hey, y'all think y'all can handle this bridal shower without us?
34:53Uh, it's your bridal shower.
34:55Why you couldn't have sent her the wrong address?
34:58Mama?
35:00Not starting it.
35:01We all got to play nice.
35:03My mom told me years ago kindness kills, but she didn't tell me it was going to kill
35:07me.
35:07Oh.
35:09You're going to put your hair back.
35:11You're going to put your hair back.
35:12Oh, no, ma'am.
35:14What do they have on?
35:16The party has arrived.
35:19What is that?
35:21That's embarrassing.
35:22Hey, y'all.
35:24Yeah, look at these weird shows outfits.
35:26What is that?
35:26It's the fact her and Katie P are matching.
35:29Junie Bug, what in the hell are you wearing?
35:31I'm wearing my cowgirl outfit.
35:33What you doing?
35:33I'm wearing Katie P.
35:35There's a dinosaur on it.
35:36Uh, it's cowboy.
35:39Leave it to Junie to show up looking ridiculous, making everything about her just like I knew
35:45she would.
35:46A1 day one.
35:47I mean, I think I did damn good in my outfit, though.
35:50I think everybody's going to want that.
35:52Here, here's our cowboy hat.
35:53Tia, Jessie, did you tell her it was y'all's shower, not a birthday party?
35:59Or boho and not whatever this is?
36:02Don't y'all want y'all a little pink hat like this?
36:06Yeehaw, cowgirls and cowboys.
36:07Think about it.
36:08Look at this hat.
36:09Wouldn't you want to wear this hat instead of an old boring flower dress?
36:15Come on now.
36:15Which one would you want, y'all?
36:19They told me cowboy and boho.
36:21Mama, we said boho, not a pink party.
36:25They're beautiful, y'all.
36:27It's not even like colors.
36:29It's the same colors we have.
36:30Not even close.
36:31I mean, she has a dinosaur.
36:33Junie did not listen to anything that I said.
36:36You know, with the bridal shoulder, make sure you weren't going to pull any crazy socks
36:40or anything and let the day actually be about the girls and not about Junie.
36:46Colors are teal and burnt orange.
36:48She shows up with some pink glitter and some dinosaur with a cowgirl riding on it.
36:53She just doesn't listen to anything.
36:55It's all got to be about Junie.
36:56And she is just so disrespectful.
36:58I do not know how much longer I'm going to be able to bite my tongue with that woman.
37:03So look, watch.
37:04Look.
37:06Junie, where did you get all this?
37:08Do you love this idea?
37:09No.
37:10Yes.
37:10Where did you get this from what we were doing?
37:12Look, this is the colors we worked on the day.
37:15We worked on orange.
37:16Where did dinosaurs come from?
37:18Well, because I couldn't find the cowboy, but so I had to do this.
37:23No, you didn't have to.
37:24This is you all cowgirl.
37:25No, no, no, no.
37:26That's not you all cowgirl.
37:27Y'all said cowgirl and boho.
37:29We never said cowgirl.
37:31Where do you get that from?
37:32We never said cowgirl.
37:42This is you all cowgirl.
37:43No, no, no, no.
37:44That's not you all cowgirl.
37:45Y'all said cowgirl and boho.
37:47We never said cowgirl.
37:49Where do you get that from?
37:50We never said cowgirl.
37:52We said boho.
37:54Look, nothing cowgirl.
37:55Nothing.
37:56It's all imagined.
37:57No, that's your imagination.
37:59No.
37:59I think everybody at the party is going to love it.
38:01I was actually going to buy you one of these.
38:03Well, thank you for not doing that.
38:07Hey, can we calm down?
38:08I think I hear some of our friends coming, and I don't want them to hear our drama.
38:12Who gives a if they don't know the drama, then they'd better get used to it.
38:16Oh, no.
38:17Oh, my God.
38:20All right, baby.
38:21You want to help me get the food?
38:22Yeah.
38:25You can take the gifts to the table, Lulu.
38:30All right, take it to mommy.
38:43All right, we wanted to tell everybody, thank you for coming.
38:46There's food up here.
38:47It is hot.
38:48Y'all can get y'all a plate, and you can just set up these tables.
38:52You think y'all got food you made?
38:53It is a taco bar, y'all.
38:55And thank y'all for coming.
38:57June can't even let her daughter talk.
38:59Jessie's up there trying to thank people and just speak to everyone.
39:03And then here comes June.
39:05She's got to throw her two cents worth in there and be like,
39:07oh, everybody look at me.
39:08Let's make it about me.
39:10I mean, Trina might just want me to sit here and be all Miss Quiet, Miss Quiet,
39:13but that's just not who I am.
39:14I'm going to speak my mind.
39:15I'm going to say what I'm going to say.
39:16And whether you like it, you like it.
39:18If you don't, you don't.
39:19Sorry, but not sorry.
39:21Everybody come eat.
39:23Come on.
39:24Go ahead and eat, y'all.
39:24Nice and hot.
39:33So did you see the crazy dress June has on?
39:37It has dinosaurs on it.
39:38It's a dinosaur.
39:41And she said it's Western.
39:43But she got it free off TikTok, so she's going to wear it.
39:46She's got to make everything about her.
39:48She doesn't want it to be about the girls.
39:50Everything's got to be about her.
39:52Not only is it about Cheyenne and Jessie today, but we have a lot of friends and family here
39:58to celebrate them, and I am not about to let them see June get under my skin.
40:03I think we did do, it kind of, it kind of did all work out.
40:06Yeah, pretty good.
40:07You pulled it off pretty good, boo.
40:08Yeah.
40:09Well, if it's one thing you're going to learn about me, I'm a good party planner.
40:11You think so?
40:12That was impressive.
40:13You had no help, did you?
40:14Nobody helped you?
40:14Nothing at all.
40:15I had to do it all by yourself.
40:16Yeah, I bet you did.
40:17I'm just kidding.
40:18Come sit down and eat.
40:20Come on.
40:21Nobody wants to see your dinosaur dress anymore.
40:23You've dinosaured everybody out.
40:24You wait till y'all see the dress I'm wearing to the wedding.
40:28Sorry, y'all.
40:28We just canceled our wedding.
40:31Can you just accidentally put the wrong date on one invitation, please?
40:37Trina may be a little pissed off about my outfit, my little decorations that I bought,
40:41but when my big surprise gets here, they're going to know I know how to throw a good party.
40:48I'm going to take your pants off.
40:49I mean, did y'all invite y'all's besties for the resties?
40:51I invited him, but I don't know if he's coming.
40:54Who are we talking about here?
40:56Here, pants for the restie.
40:57You know who it is.
40:59She's trying to make slick comments.
41:00Talking about Josh, Darren.
41:01Come on.
41:02He's actually going to might show up with Darren here?
41:04Hmm.
41:05Have you ever heard that whole thing in school where you eat your lunch quietly, June?
41:09I ain't going to do a silent lunch.
41:14Wait, we have to have silent lunch.
41:16What?
41:16You get silent lunch, we're talking too loud.
41:22Hey.
41:23Josh is here.
41:26Oh, boy.
41:28Josh did show up.
41:29I just hope that he can stay calm, cool, collective, and keep his anger under control,
41:34not only for Jessie and Cheyenne, but me and Darren's sake, too.
41:38Oh, we'll see.
41:40I just hope all hell don't break loose.
41:42What the is Josh doing here?
41:44If he go out here and start some bullshit,
41:47you're going to have to deal with your ex-mother-in-law that you just love so much.
41:53I just hope he can do it sooner.
42:05Oh, it's tough.
42:06Thank you, sir?
42:07Yeah, thank you, sir.
42:08Like, everybody in here is being quiet.
42:11And I reason't even there's drama.
42:16Coming here might be a mistake.
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