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00:02If I told you to design me an underground city, something that could safely weather anything from a nuclear blast
00:07to environmental catastrophe, what would you say?
00:10I'd tell you it's impossible. 25,000 people. I mean, you have to have a space the size of Toledo.
00:16It's not possible.
00:18Build me my city!
00:21This place isn't what you think it is.
00:23My boyfriend's missing, my father is God knows where being blamed for everything,
00:27and now the closest person I have left down here got arrested for something she didn't do.
00:31And your mother isn't who you think she is.
00:33Are you Sinatra? And what about those people who are disappearing?
00:36I promise I had nothing to do with putting them down there, and I'm going to get to the bottom
00:41of it.
00:42Hey! What the fuck you guys doing?
00:44Hey!
00:49I wasn't a fucking side piece, and I'll be damned if I let his kid get pummeled. Come on.
00:54It's the girl, Doc. Jane.
00:57I know what you did to Baines, Robinson, to Pace.
01:02Then you know what I'm capable of.
01:04She's up to something, and I'm going to figure out what it is.
01:08If you come for her, you come through me.
01:12We have bigger problems.
01:13A militia has amassed outside our bunker doors.
01:17They appear heavily armed and quite serious.
01:20We have no idea what they want.
01:22My boss is willing to meet, but only with you.
01:24Five men, unarmed, and a slice of apple pie.
01:30I'll see what I can do.
01:31I came all the way here to find her.
01:34I'm sorry, Xavier.
01:50Xavier!
01:59the tank room our life support systems were modeled after the international space station
02:04a self-contained regenerative loop to provide maximum protection against environmental instability
02:10oxygen and nitrogen tanks correct yes the atmospheric levels will be constantly monitored
02:17all over the city to maintain a precise 78.1 m2 20.9 o2 balance water from the aquifer sorry
02:26i'm
02:27gonna need you to pause right there any chance we can take this tour down a few crate levels
02:31uh of course mr president these tanks store gases which allow us to exactly replicate sorry lower
02:40the nitrogen sorry it's my fault i'm not setting the proper bar for you to clear think um caveman
02:48these store air to breathe underground there you go leader of the free world what's next
02:56dirty water we make clean
03:03trash becomes fire
03:09whole water becomes hot water
03:13four modular nuclear reactors
03:19one is operational and we're in the final countdown to get all four online
03:29final countdown you should know that it's from europe the band you're from europe the continent
03:34uh epic tune guys you need to listen to more 80s music no i know the song
03:42any questions yes where's the you know the clicker i forget there must be some sort of universal remote
03:50that controls all this actually yes that's a good question thanks president if you this way you can
03:58this is all very impressive sam so impressive are you happy i'm satisfied with the progress
04:05you're satisfied with the progress that's good any interest in moonlighting as my press secretary
04:12i'm busy moonlighting as a ceo oh another good one samantha redmond queen of the zingers
04:19you know jessica and i honeymooned in london two weeks of theater and walks
04:26and beer lots of beer right next to our favorite pub there was this uh fancy pajama shop
04:34i mean fancy like like lord grantham delton abbey stuff you know and our last day very day drunk we
04:41walked in and decided i should get a souvenir so i picked out this robe it was silk tassels on
04:46it
04:47it was ridiculous felt like i was wearing a cloud i go to pay for it and it was six
04:52thousand pounds
04:54you didn't yeah eight thousand us dollars that's more than my first car
04:59but i was in too deep had to buy it i have never worn it not once i mean tried
05:05it on a couple of
05:06times for dinner parties let people take pictures is it crazy that even after all these years and all
05:14we've done part of me still hopes that this bunker is like those pajamas an expensive story to trot out
05:22parties instead of the alternative where it's the place that me and my kid and my kids kids are all
05:30gonna die oh sam i'm sorry i didn't mean cal it's fine people always do that they say kid or
05:41death and
05:42then apologize i think about him every minute of every day you don't have to apologize
05:49but you should have someone come pack up that robe for you mr president this place is not an impulse
05:54spy this place is the future
06:00um
06:19dear
06:23dear
06:23dear let me through that's my husband let me through that is
06:27Get him out of here!
06:28Let me...
06:28Get him up.
06:30See?
06:30Xavier.
06:31Get him out of here!
06:32Come on!
06:35Stop, Xavier!
06:37I don't want to hurt anyone.
06:39That's my wife.
06:40I came a long way to find her.
06:41I need to know that she's okay.
06:55I heard you on the radio.
06:58I came and I found you.
07:00Where are the kids?
07:00Back where I came from.
07:03The Colorado bunker?
07:05Yeah.
07:05Xavier, they're friends.
07:06You can put the gun down.
07:08I told them what I know about Colorado.
07:10That's where the train's going.
07:11If we're not going with them, we can go with them.
07:14You really okay?
07:16Maybe I'm okay.
07:17The gun down.
07:25I don't want to hurt anyone.
07:26The mailman said Terry was in danger.
07:30Check the perimeter now.
07:33Before this goes any further, I need to ask you a few questions.
07:36He set off a bomb and went Jason Bourne on us.
07:38And he knows about the bunker.
07:41We're not going to hurt him.
07:43We're not going to hurt him.
07:43I'll meet you in the tent.
07:56I like your hair.
07:58You got skinny.
08:15You got skinny.
08:17What's wrong?
08:43Red one.
08:47Really?
08:48For your meeting with the Outsiders?
08:51That's bold.
08:52Yeah, exactly. Bold and strong.
08:55You.
08:59Don't you remember when we used to do this?
09:02Morning fashion consults?
09:05It wasn't for you. I'd still be wearing flannel and jeans.
09:08No, you graduated all by yourself to the Theranos Turtleneck era.
09:12No, that was not an era. That was a phase.
09:15A brief but unfortunate phase.
09:19When did we stop doing this?
09:22Following each other into the closet.
09:26Following each other everywhere.
09:29I think we both know when that stopped.
09:39Dylan would have been 26 this year. Can you believe that?
09:44Almost the same age we were when we met.
09:50How do you do it?
09:53How did you heal?
09:55I didn't.
09:57You did.
09:59You work.
10:01You bond with our daughter.
10:03You read for pleasure.
10:04You can say his name without...
10:12You're okay.
10:14So are you.
10:18I don't think so.
10:33I'm glad you're okay.
10:35I'm glad you're okay.
10:37I'm glad you're okay.
10:48I'm glad you're okay.
11:03I'm glad you're okay.
11:04I don't know.
11:35I don't know.
12:10I don't know.
12:11Good morning.
12:12Sinatra called a leadership meeting.
12:16I'm aware.
12:17I wanted to see if you wanted a ride.
12:19No, thank you.
12:20I'll walk.
12:21Suit yourself.
12:24If you need me, I know where to find you.
12:36My parents will be gone all day.
12:38When I asked about their arrests, my mom said they were down below.
12:42I think I know what that means, but my mom's computer will have the info.
12:45So you're a spy and a hacker?
12:48I mean, as the daughter of a tech mogul, I know how to work a computer.
12:52And as the sister to a dead brother, I know every password is May 16th, Dylan's birthday.
13:14Okay, we're clear for now, but they're gonna be looking for us pretty soon.
13:17Well, hey, no, no.
13:18There is no us.
13:20Okay?
13:20This doesn't involve you.
13:22You're right, it didn't involve me until you staged the world's most obvious jailbreak
13:26and I had to cover for your sloppy ass.
13:30Where are you taking it?
13:31It's his plan.
13:32I, uh...
13:37We're forcing the main doors to the bunker open.
13:40We know it's safe outside.
13:42People deserve the right to choose if they want to stay in here or start over out there.
13:45I'm giving them that choice.
13:50You okay?
13:51Fuck it.
13:52I'm in.
13:54Let's go.
13:59I don't know.
14:00Okay, just come.
14:05Wait.
14:06We will have snipers in positions here, here, and here.
14:09We have to assume they'll have snipers on their side as well.
14:12The door opening sequence has been modified to only open four feet.
14:16So as long as you're not standing directly in front of the door,
14:18you should be out of the range with their snipers.
14:20Why are we even entertaining this?
14:23Secure the bunker, initiate full lockdown.
14:25Full lockdown protocol is a last resort.
14:28It's a massive draw on the power grid.
14:30It can lead to instability, rolling blackouts.
14:34We can't activate it lightly.
14:35We can't activate it lightly.
14:35Not when we don't know what they want or how long they're here.
14:39Please proceed.
14:40The agreed upon terms states five total unarmed members per side.
14:44For your safety, I suggest myself be one.
14:46Agree.
14:47I'll choose the other team members.
14:49I'll be one of them.
14:50I would advise against that.
14:52And why is that, Dr. Tarabi?
14:54With all due respect, I negotiated the terms.
14:56Exactly.
14:57They'll recognize her.
14:59If she's at your side, you look like the mayor of the world's tiniest town.
15:02It does not project the strength and the resolve that we are going for.
15:06You have...
15:07She's right.
15:08Jane, please give them any insight you have on the outsiders.
15:11Your knowledge is invaluable.
15:13You've done excellent work, Jane.
15:32He's all yours, Terry.
15:34He was really helpful.
15:35Hey, try to keep the Iranian volume down.
15:58I'm sorry.
16:00I'm so sorry.
16:01Baby, no.
16:02I thought you were...
16:04I'd given up hope.
16:06I had enough hope for the both of us.
16:17You...
16:20I'm okay.
16:22You're okay.
16:23I'm okay.
16:24I'm okay.
16:24The kids are...
16:25They're good.
16:26They're good.
16:26They'll be even better once you get back home.
16:31I never stopped trying to find my way back to you.
16:35You just found me first.
16:42So, tell me.
16:44What exactly is your crew gonna do once they get to Colorado?
16:49Well...
16:49Can't borrow tomorrow's trouble when today got trouble to spare.
16:53What's wrong?
17:00I'm a motherfucker.
17:03We can't leave without the kid.
17:07It's hard to explain, Xavier.
17:09That child is my family now.
17:11I get it.
17:13I do.
17:17We got a lot to catch up on.
17:29Let's go get your boy.
17:33Be quick.
17:35We're already running late to meet up with them in Colorado.
17:37The boys are doing one last run to Dobbins, and then we are rolling out.
17:41With or without you.
17:42We'll be here.
18:03A word please.
18:05Oh.
18:06I thought you were done with me.
18:08Sold the car, never looked back.
18:11Isn't that how it went?
18:13I can't walk away from the people of the city.
18:16And if you are back in charge, then we need to reestablish our working relationship.
18:22Okay, good.
18:24Everyone in the city is better served when you're on board.
18:26I'm better when you're on board.
18:28I know it's one-sided and probably selfish, but...
18:32I do hope in time I can earn back your respect.
18:37See, now.
18:38This is why women should always be in charge.
18:41That was some very healthy conflict resolution.
18:44Well, that was a very healthy start.
18:47Oh, there's a catch.
18:49Jane.
18:51I'm worried about Jane and her elevated position on your team.
18:55I don't think she's stable.
18:56Ah, so.
18:57Not all women.
18:58I think she's responsible for Baines's murder.
19:03And honestly, I think I'm next.
19:06You're fine.
19:08The girl doesn't make a move unless I tell her to.
19:11Samantha, that's not very reassuring.
19:14And are you ignoring what I said about Baines, or are you encouraging me to connect the dots?
19:19Well, at the risk of sounding like a broken record, I'm not a monster.
19:23Okay, right.
19:23I know.
19:23I know that speech.
19:25Sam.
19:26Look around you.
19:28Look at everything you have here.
19:29Think of everyone you've saved.
19:32Your family.
19:35Is this how you protect them?
19:37I'm working on something important.
19:41Something worth making sacrifices for.
19:46Is that what you're doing with Alex?
19:51Who's Alex, Samantha?
19:54This is not a road we can go down.
19:56And I know you don't believe me, but I am doing good here.
19:58Who is Alex?
20:00Don't say that name again.
20:05Now I need to finish prepping for the summit, and you need to drop this.
20:09I'm done dropping things for you.
20:15He is the leader.
20:17The one who asked for apple pie.
20:19He might have military training.
20:21The others are playing dress up.
20:23One step above NPCs.
20:26Let's keep an eye on him.
20:28You've got the apple pie.
20:30Three of you are on the flanks.
20:31Keep your heads on swivel.
20:33These are outsiders.
20:34If anyone is a threat to Sinatra, take them out.
20:39And when was Jeremy taken?
20:41It was after 7, maybe 7.15.
20:44Okay.
21:01Where does that go?
21:07It's like the bottom floor.
21:08When they first excavated the cave.
21:13I've been down there.
21:15When?
21:16Year one.
21:18I was reading this book.
21:19It was about this girl who saved this bat.
21:21Made him her pet.
21:22I wanted one, so my dad took me on this bat hunt.
21:26It was just a bunch of construction equipment and old trailers.
21:30Is there a prison or something?
21:32No.
21:33Not when I went.
21:35But...
21:36We can go find out ourselves.
21:39Because...
21:42I just gave her wristbands access.
21:52You good?
21:53What?
21:55It's been a few years.
21:57You wait here.
21:59I...
21:59I need to check the way.
22:06Look.
22:07I really don't need your help here.
22:09And I don't know if this is some weird wannabe stepmom bullshit, but you can drop it.
22:14Okay?
22:14I don't need protection.
22:16Okay, first of all...
22:19I don't know you have an explanation.
22:21And second, yes, looking after you is part of the reason why I'm here.
22:25I cared about your father.
22:27He was obsessed with you.
22:29Your grades.
22:30Your little league.
22:31Your band.
22:33He talked about you all the time.
22:37Yeah, see, that's...
22:38That's funny, because...
22:41I never said a word about you.
22:44I got it.
22:46I got it.
22:56She has a boyfriend.
22:57Mm-hmm.
22:59What's he like?
23:00What's his name?
23:01Before I tell you, I would like to remind you that Presley is working with a limited dating pool.
23:07I get it.
23:08He's white.
23:09Yeah, he's white.
23:11What?
23:13Spit it out, Collins.
23:15Jeremy Bradford.
23:17Fuck you, are you serious?
23:19Oh, man.
23:22What does Cal have to say about that?
23:25Uh, not much.
23:26Cal's dead.
23:28Jesus.
23:29What?
23:33Babe.
23:34I'm sorry.
23:38James is good.
23:40He's finally reading.
23:42Told you there was nothing to worry about.
23:44He beat you.
23:45No, I was reading by seven.
23:47And a half.
23:47And a half.
23:51Tell me about Bean.
23:54He's a good kid.
23:57Man, he went through it even before all this.
24:00He was like this tiny, this spark, dying flame I had to shield and feed.
24:07And when he caught flame, and he kept me going.
24:12Kept me focused on getting back to you.
24:17Gary won't hurt him.
24:19He's dangerous.
24:20I know, ex.
24:21Why do you think I left?
24:22Killed his best friend.
24:24Almost killed you.
24:26I know exactly who I'm dealing with.
24:29And I know who you are.
24:31I know you didn't borrow that gun for show.
24:33I know you don't give people second chances.
24:35I give plenty of second chances.
24:37Just not when your life is on the line.
24:39You're gonna have to bear with me being a bit overprotective for the next 10 to 30 years.
25:07I don't know.
25:12Go.
25:34I know you don't have to bear with me.
25:34I guess I can't be on the line.
25:34I'm here.
25:34Don't go.
25:34You're here.
25:34I'm here.
25:45Ma'am, step to the side, please.
26:08Hands up, no weapons.
26:18Samantha Rudman.
26:20I had my money on President Bradford.
26:24Count Bradford is dead.
26:26Oh. Spoiler alert.
26:30Who you got now, huh? The VP?
26:32The bald one that got decimated in that debate?
26:36Henry Baines is not available.
26:39We brought your requested item.
26:52Fresh apples. Flaky crust.
26:55This is what you want to talk about? Pie?
26:59No, I just thought it would give me an edge.
27:03Like, uh, like Brad Pitt in the movies.
27:05He's always eating in the movies.
27:10Mm.
27:11Wait, do you have him in there?
27:13No.
27:14Oh.
27:15Oh, man.
27:16Is... is that...?
27:20Oh, yeah. I feel like if we're gonna do this,
27:23that's the place to do it.
27:25That's fine.
27:29It's fine.
27:39I'll be right here.
27:43Mm.
27:49I'll be right here.
27:58There's ones out here.
27:58What?
28:13I'll be right here.
28:22I don't see a gun, but if he has one, I'm sure it's near.
28:27The safest option would be to eliminate the threat before we go in.
28:32Murder?
28:34That's new.
28:35Yep.
28:37Like I said, we got a lot to catch up on.
28:44I'm going in.
28:45I will talk to him.
28:47I will get Bean.
28:48You will stay here.
28:49I need you to trust me.
28:50I do.
28:51I trust you implicitly.
28:53I don't trust him.
28:54Xavier.
28:54At all.
28:56Xavier, I did not get this far by playing the fool.
29:00If he is a threat to you in any way, if he even breathes too close, I will not hesitate.
29:08Letting you leave for Atlanta three years ago,
29:12I told myself, if I ever got you back, I would never let you walk away again.
29:24I'll be right back.
29:39Oh, wow.
29:45This is like Star Wars, huh?
29:46All these people and troops and pomp and circumstance.
29:53But, I mean, you know, it all comes down to Luke and Vader in the end.
29:58Getting real shit done up in the rafters.
30:04You being Vader, of course.
30:08Because you're here, for sure.
30:11Also because you're evil.
30:15How old are you?
30:16People always ask me that.
30:18I'm trying not to take it personally.
30:23I'm 26.
30:26And how many people are with you?
30:28Or depending on you?
30:30Well, we're spread out over a lot of branches.
30:33But all in, probably about 10K.
30:36That's a lot of mouths to feed.
30:39And clothe.
30:41And keep from killing one another.
30:49Do you ever have these moments where you just have absolutely no idea what to do?
30:54And you have all these people,
30:56and they're just looking at you like you naturally know the answer.
31:03I've had a few of those moments, yes.
31:05Yeah.
31:06They need to believe that you have a plan, a map.
31:10And they can disagree with you, but they can never doubt you.
31:15Yeah.
31:20We should probably get to it.
31:22Come join me.
31:24On the dark side.
31:30Oh.
31:36Best we can tell is that you are running this bunker on three to five modular nuclear reactors.
31:43We want one.
31:49What are you going to do with a nuclear reactor?
31:51Restart the world.
31:53Oh, just like that?
31:54It's a little more involved than that, but it's a start.
31:57I admire your ambition.
31:59I do.
32:01But this place isn't some five-star resort with reactors to spare.
32:05Hmm.
32:09Fresh apples.
32:12Meaning greenhouses, grow lights, artificial pollination, irrigation.
32:18There's a flaky crust on there, too, so butter, or a butter alternative, meaning refrigeration.
32:31What do you really want?
32:33One of your reactors.
32:35No, I don't think so.
32:38If you know this much about what we have and how we operate, you know we wouldn't let you come
32:42in here and take something like that, so.
32:46So what do you really want?
32:48Medicine?
32:49Weapons?
32:50Shelter?
33:00I'm here for Alex.
33:13I'm here for Alex.
33:31I'm here for Alex.
33:38Grace, I thought it was wrong.
33:39I'm okay.
33:41You're home?
33:51Bean, I need you to go outside right now.
33:53I made dinner.
33:55He's hungry.
33:56I'll make you something to eat in a bit, but right now, I need you to go outside.
34:04Hey, Bean, why don't you go check the greenhouse, okay?
34:06See if we got tomatoes.
34:08You stay out there till I come get you, okay?
34:11Okay.
34:14We'll be out in a minute.
34:43Do you honestly think that I was going to hurt Bean?
34:47I would never hurt him.
34:54And what about Enos?
34:55That was a mistake.
34:56I was desperate, and I panicked.
35:10This place doesn't work without you, okay?
35:14I don't work without you.
35:21Okay, you need to calm down right the fuck now.
35:27My husband is out there.
35:30Yes, he's alive.
35:32No.
35:33And he's going to take you out if you don't calm down.
35:49I don't know what you're talking about.
35:51I think you do.
35:55Samantha, where's Alex?
35:59I think we've reached an impasse.
36:23I think we've reached an impasse.
36:29I think we've reached an impasse.
36:32Okay.
36:39Okay.infeld.
36:47I don't know.
37:17I don't know.
37:38Look, um, I'm sorry for what I said.
37:42I just...
37:44I've been working through some stuff since we came down here, but just more so since my dad died.
37:51I don't know. Maybe I'm just too much like him sometimes, you know, big feelings.
38:00Your dad hurt me in a hundred different ways, but never on purpose.
38:06You are nothing like your father.
38:12Are you ready?
38:14Yeah.
38:15Now, this is the point of no return.
38:17Once the atmospheric monitoring system registers that there is insufficient oxygen in the tanks,
38:22it will force the doors open.
38:24Well, how do we get the system to register down?
38:27Oh, shit.
38:36Old-fashioned way.
38:39Let's fucking go.
38:41I'm a nine to smash some shit.
38:53Did I ever tell you that I was a lifeguard?
39:01No.
39:01Well, it's for one summer in high school got me out of the house.
39:08The one thing that they told us over and over,
39:12never let a drowning man get his hands on you.
39:16You've got to give him the buoy or a pull,
39:19because once he gets his hands on you,
39:21you're both going under the water.
39:28As soon as the thaw started, I could see it.
39:31You were going to leave.
39:33You were going to go back to your husband,
39:35and you were going to take me,
39:40and then that train came,
39:43and then it all came true.
39:47I had to do something.
39:50I was drowning.
39:51I was drowning,
39:52and I grabbed Enidus.
39:55I'm so sorry.
40:03I just...
40:04I never meant to hurt anyone.
40:07Okay?
40:08I never meant to scare anyone.
40:10I just...
40:14these three years may have been the worst years
40:16in history.
40:18They were the best years of my life.
40:20They were beautiful,
40:22terrible years.
40:24Important years.
40:26But they're over.
40:28It's over.
40:34If it's over,
40:35just let him take me out.
40:38Just let him kill me.
40:40Gary?
40:47Gary?
40:58You're going to be okay.
41:00I'm going to be alone again.
41:02That crash started.
41:04You have the chance to start over.
41:07You'll find your way.
41:09You'll swim again.
41:12I know you will.
41:25Will you make sure
41:27that Bean remembers me
41:30the best way?
41:32Yes.
41:38I'll tell him about the man
41:40who saved us.
42:02Bean.
42:03I know you will...
42:05I'm just kidding.
42:11I know you have to kiss me.
42:36Can you hold this?
42:40Good kid.
42:42Always said I want it more.
42:45Speaking of that, we got one more stop to make before we get to the train.
42:49We got a lot to catch up on.
42:52Well, start talking, Collins.
42:54Still like babies, right?
42:57Hey, Bean.
42:58Come on.
43:07This bunker was built to sustain a nuclear blast.
43:11You won't get in.
43:12Any attempts will only get you or your team hurt.
43:15Please forget about this and move on.
43:18Lady, you're not quite getting it.
43:20We're coming in.
43:21I will find Alex and we'll end this.
43:25Well, I will do everything in my power to protect her.
43:27And I won't let you or anyone else destroy what I've built.
43:35Built.
43:38You haven't built anything.
43:41Link!
43:42You've bribed.
43:43And you've stolen.
43:45And you've killed.
43:47Link!
43:47You've squeezed every last drop out of a planet that you and your fucking friends destroyed in the first place.
43:56Joey, let's go!
43:58It's your balance, man.
44:00Not really comfortable here, bud.
44:03Dylan.
44:06Dylan.
44:11Your name is Dylan?
44:14When were you born?
44:16What?
44:17What's your birthday?
44:18All right.
44:20What's your birthday?
44:23Hey, hey, hey!
44:25Hey!
44:27Hey!
44:28Hey!
44:31May.
44:34May 16th.
44:36All right.
44:41It was nice meeting you.
44:44Thank you for the pie.
44:45I'll be sure to grab some for everyone.
44:47After I destroy every fucking thing that you've built.
45:00Ma'am.
45:19Close the doors.
45:22Close the doors.
45:43You're back.
45:45How'd it go?
45:47It worked.
45:50I think it worked.
45:52What worked?
46:09Hey.
46:11Hey.
46:13Hey.
46:13You okay?
46:14Mm-hmm.
46:20I can't explain it, but I think Dylan is, too.
46:37I missed you.
46:38How?
46:39You missed us.
46:40I missed us so much.
46:42You have night.
46:46I missed you, too.
46:52You're so real.
46:52I missed you.
46:53Let's do with you.
46:54Bye.
46:58Bye.
47:20This, Mr. President, is the universal remote.
47:24All comfort controls, the sky, ambient sounds are controlled in the tower.
47:29Down here, this is the nerve center.
47:32It's tiny. Who's the poor soul that has to monitor all this?
47:38It's fully automated. Programmed to adapt and adjust to any emergency in just nanoseconds.
47:46What happens if there's a fire?
47:48The system deploys sprinklers and alarms.
47:50And the lack of oxygen?
47:52If atmospheric monitoring experiences a loss of our oxygen or nitrogen stores, all doors are forced open.
47:59Siege.
48:02Siege?
48:03Yeah, yeah, but an army of orcs and the really ugly guys.
48:06Mass outside the door and the wizard with the white beard hasn't returned with the horse riding guys yet.
48:11I hate that I know what you're referring to.
48:13If someone tries to reenact the battle of Helm's Deep, we will initiate full lockdown protocol.
48:19In full lockdown, this bunker can withstand a direct nuclear hit or an attack from the Uruk-hai.
48:26The really ugly guys.
48:30Yeah.
48:32And what happens if all that happens at the same time?
48:35The air, the Uruk, uh, ugly guys.
48:41The odds of that are infinitesimal.
48:44But we've programmed the system to anticipate and react to every reasonable scenario.
48:52We're ready.
48:53We're ready.
48:54We are ready.
48:56I owe you an apology, Mrs. Redmond.
48:59When you first told me what you wanted to do, I said it was impossible.
49:05I remember.
49:05Well, we have made possible the impossible.
49:09Be smarter.
49:10It will outlive us all.
49:32What are you looking for?
49:36Uh...
49:37Oh.
49:38Excuse me, sir.
49:39Can I borrow this for a second?
49:41Let's see.
49:43Yeah, good enough.
49:45Thanks.
49:47There's an alarming lack of wood in this place.
49:49And for the, this bunker will never sink talk, just had me wanting to cover all the bases.
49:55The bases are covered.
49:56Our redundancies have redundancies, so we don't need whatever superstitious bullshit that just was.
50:04Sam, this is all really impressive.
50:07You should be proud.
50:10But, this gig's got me learning a little history.
50:13Just enough so I don't look like an absolute lummox on tours of the White House.
50:17And one thing I've learned, empires don't fall on lack of preparation.
50:23Nope.
50:23They fall high on their horses.
50:25And loaded with redundancies.
50:36The Roman Empire spanned three continents, ruled the entire Mediterranean Sea.
50:40They built roads that connected the modern world.
50:43They had sports and philosophy and theater.
50:45Our team is gonna move in to here.
50:49All right?
50:49I want another strike team here, here, and at the hospital for supplies.
50:54All right?
50:55We move in first night.
50:56They were the pinnacle of culture and excess.
50:59There are 10,000 armed people about to invade.
51:01And no one can reach Samantha?
51:03She's still not picking up.
51:06And they thought they were unstoppable.
51:09Invincible.
51:10And then, yeah, they crumbled.
51:13The Mongols, the Mongols conquered from the Pacific Ocean to the Persian Gulf.
51:17And they wanted more.
51:18Who's making the call?
51:21We have to keep them out.
51:23All in favor of initiating full lockdown.
51:28They overextended, started infighting, and they imploded.
51:32Same with the Aztecs.
51:40Ancient Athens.
51:43British Empire.
51:46The Bulls.
51:48Six championships in eight years.
51:50Two separate three-peats.
51:54That team was unstoppable.
51:58Until they weren't.
51:59They haven't been in the finals since 1998.
52:08The Yankees.
52:09The Warriors.
52:10The Patriots.
52:11The Yankees.
52:20And don't get me started on Kentucky basketball.
52:49It's the same story.
52:50In sports.
52:51In business.
52:52In government.
52:52Their dominance might last a decade.
52:55Might last a century.
52:56Or whatever a thousand years is.
52:59And for that shining moment.
53:02They are convinced that they can do no wrong.
53:24Let's go!
53:25Let's go!
53:27Let's go!
53:28What was it?
53:29If you want to play a new movie.
53:32Let's go!
53:34Let's go!
53:34There is no one to blame
53:37Or leave and cry
53:42We'll never be the same again
53:51It's the final countdown
54:20Everything, Sam
54:21Every single thing that achieves greatness
54:24They all have one thing in common
54:28They end
54:33Not on my watch
55:01I'm sure that we'll all miss us all
55:10It's the final countdown
55:13It's the final countdown
55:18It's the final countdown
55:21It's the final countdown
55:31It's the final countdown
55:35It's the final countdown
55:38It's the final countdown
55:39It's the final countdown
55:41It's the final countdown
55:44It's the final countdown
55:47It's the final countdown
55:49It's the final countdown
55:51It's the final countdown
55:52It's the final countdown
55:53It's the final countdown
56:07Hi, Alex.
56:35Hi, Alex.
57:21Hi, Alex.
57:40Hi, Alex.
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