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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone.
00:22Because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name going to be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You've gone through that suit that you couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:11Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:20Que los forever.
01:26Que los forever.
01:30Que los forever.
01:32Que los forever.
01:58A golden star
02:00You think you're clever
02:02Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:08When she made me drive
02:11Get us forever
02:15Get us forever
02:19Get us forever
02:20You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:28You think I'm pretty
02:29Well, come on, boy
02:30Back out on the ice for Boston
02:32I don't know if it's fine
02:33I don't know if you want
02:35The game tonight
02:35I'll give you magic
02:37I hope we're gonna get out soon
02:40I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:43Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:52I know your heart but I'd hunched over you
02:57You think I'm gonna get out soon
03:06I'll crystallise those
03:07You think I'm pretty
03:09You don't need to get out soon
03:13I'll play record
03:15You compare that
03:15You'll review it
03:16I'll slap you
03:17I'm pretty
03:17I'll try
03:21You don't
03:23I'm pretty
03:26Stop.
03:56Just take a fucking hand.
03:58I said I'll see ya.
03:59You wanna be ya.
04:01You wanna be ya.
04:06Nice try.
04:08Get out of here.
04:09You're in our way.
04:11Get lost forever.
04:24Hey, if Rosanna fucks you tonight,
04:26I'm gonna fucking back I think you mean fucks with buddy I fucking mean what I
04:32mean you're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now the fuck does that mean
04:36they do it to you all the time in Boston you want to see no thanks honestly guys
04:41it doesn't help me focus yeah maybe they'll be weird somewhere else I'm not
04:46even that whatever you need captain hey Hollander you talk to NBC and some
04:51radio outlets in late time now mr. Hollander what does Montreal have to do
04:59to win tonight well hockey is a complicated nuanced game but it would
05:04be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team and how about
05:08that other team Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately he had a hat-trick last
05:13week and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race want to know what he
05:16had to say about that this morning now I'll listen if he actually catches up to
05:18me thanks guys
05:51so
05:59so
06:00so
06:01so
06:01so
06:06so
06:16so
06:17so
06:20so
06:28so
06:29so
06:29so
06:56wow this Montreal girl works you up really
06:59shut your idiot face Marley you're straight-up blushing Ross
07:03well no never in life have I blushed Russians do not do this
07:21you will murder me
07:24maybe
07:25maybe
07:26get in
07:30why the fuck did you think it's okay to sex me before the game what the fuck
07:35you were hired weren't you for how long the whole game
07:39you're such a fucking ass
07:40well you missed me didn't you
07:43I fucking didn't
07:45and I still beat your ass
07:46barely
07:47oh
07:54wow nice place
07:55thanks
07:57I bought it a couple years ago but then this year I bought another one
08:02right next door
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place but for now I'm renting the next door one out
08:08Mr. Businessman
08:10shut up
08:11Mr. Landlord
08:13you asked
08:15no I didn't
08:16no I didn't
08:29so what do you want me
08:31in the kitchen on the floor
08:34fuck you
08:39did your mom buy all these pillows
08:41no
08:43I hired someone
08:45a designer
08:47you think there is enough
08:49such an asshole
08:52I think maybe you like it
08:55smell the cigarettes from here
08:58I had one
08:59you shouldn't be smoking
09:00you shouldn't be talking
09:06come here
09:07no you come here
09:08no you come here
09:09no you come here
09:21no you come here
09:22you still want
09:25you still want
09:33Don't worry, it will fit.
09:45Wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
09:58Where were you?
10:06Where were you?
10:15Please don't go.
10:21Now please don't go.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:36He's okay.
10:55Oh, shit, no.
10:59Is he okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:28I'm sorry.
11:30It's you.
11:31Oh, my God.
11:53Are you...
11:55Oh, God, hold on.
12:01Oh, my God.
12:20Now the bed's all dead.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:33I will show it now, okay?
12:58I will show it now, okay?
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:23I should go.
13:25I should go.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:48They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up before I am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:09Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal?
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh...
14:17Remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:20Don't fuck yourself, Rosnan.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing and too embarrassing year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:20All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:25Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:30All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:38Ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Vonnie.
15:42Nice to fucking lost Latvia.
15:44I mean, did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56Seriously, this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Vonnie, don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:01Yeah.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11Probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:15Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Fuck yeah, he did.
17:21I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:41Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:48No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We hit.
17:59We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19No, you go.
18:22Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:37You must get on my hand.
18:39You must get on my hand.
18:39Yes, my father.
18:42You still want to meet you today.
18:44This evening, regardless of what you want.
18:49This is my honor.
18:50You must be proud of your honor.
18:52After yesterday, you won...
18:58...Latvian.
18:59Latvian.
19:01And he's still drinking.
19:03How did you do this?
19:05Is it not sad?
19:06It's not sad, my father.
19:08It's not so bad.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a joke.
19:14It's not a joke.
19:15It's not a joke.
19:16It's not a joke that you showed up in the childhood.
19:20I play better now than when I am.
19:23Our opponent is damaged.
19:25The team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it playing?
19:31You're a captain.
19:32You're playing them playing.
19:34You're always looking for someone who's guilty from the childhood.
19:43Who's it trying to deal with you?
19:46Who's your mother?
19:48Who's your mother?
19:48She's not able to do this.
19:53No, my father.
19:57Who's your mother?
20:01She's not able to do this.
20:03No, my father.
20:04I had to die...
20:05You were in your father.
20:07Where's my father?
20:10Are you in Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:20In the evening.
20:24To be able to meet the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:30Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:33Of course, I'm always the same.
20:35And he got the legendary cowboy.
20:37And he was the firefighter.
20:38The man who made his face?
20:40He didn't have his face.
20:43He didn't go into the uniform.
20:44But he didn't live there.
20:46He's taking care of them.
20:48He wanted to go around.
20:50And he's on the same page.
20:51He's on the same page.
20:52Not really.
20:54This would be a problem with the leader.
20:56That's always the problem.
20:58The leader.
20:59He's on the same way, huh?
21:02Not really.
21:03And you're probably too much talking to me.
21:08You're my angel. You talk too much, especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we win, Dad. I'm going to go to a bar, and he needs to be one more time.
21:21Look how she's got him for you.
21:25From the same time. Thank you.
21:27I'm angel. It would be nice if I could remember this.
21:31I want to go to a bar.
21:33Well, I have something interesting to me.
21:52Давненько, а я…
21:58Давненько, Саша.
22:05Я думаю, ты неплохо играл.
22:07Я боюсь сказать спасибо, но я знаю, что ты не смотрел ни одной игры.
22:11Для того, кто всю жизнь был сыном тренера по хоккею,
22:14ты умудрился этого избежать.
22:16Я иногда обращаю внимание.
22:19Когда ясно, что стоит обращать в меня не умирать.
22:22Но, в любом случае, это не имеет значения для тебя.
22:26Не имеет? Почему ты так решила? Мой отец…
22:29Ты твой отец – сволочь, который в любом случае тебя накажет.
22:33Тебе надо перестать волноваться о том, что он думает.
22:36И плевать на эти дурацкие игры, когда у тебя есть реальный шанс на кубок в этом году.
22:42Правда?
22:42Да, правда. Хантер и Адмирелл не пройдут через Нью-Джерси.
22:46Но Нью-Джерси не пройдет через Холландера и Монреаль.
22:50Я думаю, что в этом году ты сможешь победить Монреаль.
22:53В этом году?
22:54Да, в этом году. Потому что я думаю, что Митко травмирован.
23:00Откуда ты все это знаешь?
23:02Она экстрессанс.
23:04А с травмированным братарем далеко не уедешь.
23:07Как вы тут с командой довольно неплохо показали.
23:11Слушай.
23:13Это Восток. А потом ты сможешь победить…
23:15Ты сможешь победить кого угодно на Западе.
23:18На Чикаго. Не то, что раньше.
23:21В финале, скорее всего, окажется Сан-Франциско.
23:24И они хороши, но слишком молоды.
23:28Так ты и выиграешь кубок Сенни на год раньше, чем я поспорила с отцом.
23:36Нет, спасибо. Мне пора спать.
23:38Мне завтра нужно идеально выглядеть.
23:41Ты всегда идеально выглядишь.
23:43Верно. Но вам нужно еще договориться.
23:48Увидимся в воскресенье, да?
23:51Пока, Папа.
23:57Ну что?
24:00Как Париж, Саша?
24:03О, там классно.
24:07Я просто обожаю это место.
24:10Клубы – это малбашки.
24:14Девушки – просто прелесть.
24:17А мальчики…
24:20Ну…
24:22Ты же видел французских парней?
24:25Да, Илья?
24:32Ты же видел французских парней?
24:33Боже, вовсе я ничего.
24:37Ты не ухаяшь, как они.
24:41Не шутишь, не флиртуешь в ответе.
24:49Раньше ты был веселее.
24:56Помнишь.
25:08Здесь? Серьезно?
25:12Опасность раньше возбуждала тебя. Если память меня не изменяет.
25:21Мы уже не дети, Саша.
25:26Да.
25:28Это точно.
25:33Прекрати.
25:35Ладно. Поехали куда-нибудь.
25:49Ладно, я найду вечеринку.
25:55Окей.
26:03Пока, Илья.
26:06Я был рада тебя видеть.
26:08Ха-рыхал.
26:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:29Just fucking down.
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know.
26:32My mom told me to get by.
26:34Oh, my God.
26:35You said you could have a good old meeting.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:42You just made that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:46Fuck you, Hollander.
26:47You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no, fuck you, Swedish in Fred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop.
26:53What happened to you?
26:55Boys, it's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:01You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:20Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:27I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:36I need to win.
27:39Here.
27:40At home.
27:41Tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there,
27:47but I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:59I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosenhoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But, he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best, All-Ander.
28:44Yeah?
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russia.
28:49Now that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02In shots against.
29:03And, obviously, it comes out.
29:07Catch it now, Lamar!
29:10Woo!
29:13Woo!
29:15Woo!
29:16Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:19Woo!
29:20Woo!
29:22Woo!
29:24Woo!
29:32Woo!
29:37Woo!
29:38Nice watch.
29:39I'd give this to you for free or what.
29:40Where the fuck were you Ronald?
29:415 seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43What were even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord's Tower Award for...
29:49I was busy.
29:50That's who?
29:51...Ilya Rosenhoff and Shane Ha Muller.
30:00But the most important thing is the friends we make along the way.
30:07Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great, give me your number, I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord's Hallen Award for Most Sportsmanlike Player goes to...
31:14Well...
31:18What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then it's for some fucking
31:30clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you.
31:44You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
31:48You suck my dick.
32:00Maybe as nicely.
32:08Huh?
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick, you will
32:19have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:31I want you to suck my dick.
32:32Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party
32:59after, and then when you have been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will
33:08maybe, maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:24No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:45If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
34:11Good luck coming.
34:13Good luck coming.
34:25Thanks so much for watching.
34:26I'm being grateful about Teop Our近ies and Teaching Council.
34:28I am feeling grateful for all your items toYouTube Stealers.
34:30Who will keep those disciples beating volunteers.
34:31But when we love this will, when we have to keep them up.
34:32Oh, boy, you ever wake up?
34:34Oh, boy, you gotta 서 ahí with me, Brexit.
34:36We'll be a good nightcein' next night.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:15You're such an asshole.
35:48All right.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
35:54Let's do it.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me. I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:42It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:51No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after. It's your reward.
37:07So pretty much.
37:10I'm gonna be crazy.
37:11I'm not sure.
37:11But I haven't have the best.
37:11I don't know.
37:11I can't see it.
37:13You know this little scary.
37:19Don't think of it.
37:19I'm gonna be so excited.
37:19It's okay.
37:21But you're so frightened.
37:21I'm really shy.
37:21You don't think of it.
37:21Like, don't rush.
37:21I'm very much scared of it.
37:23You're still like this.
37:23I'm going to be so depressed.
37:29do you want to know how it feels
37:32how it feels
37:34holding the cup
37:36you fucking asshole
37:38I can barely describe it
37:40oh my god Hollander
37:54fuck
38:04are you gonna fuck me?
38:06we will see
38:10I need
38:13what?
38:15you know
38:16tell me
38:19you
38:26I need you
38:57you
39:04you
39:07you
39:09you
39:10you
39:10you
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon back to Russia for the summit. Oh, yes
39:58Why what do you mean why
40:02Do you have to
40:05There is no have to it's it's home
40:10Yeah, but I don't know is it safe
40:16What do you mean safe I don't know
40:21Do you do you even like it there
40:30What difference does it make a pretty big one I think
40:40I
40:41Need to sleep oh yeah, you too. I should
40:55So I'm off
40:59Bye Hollander
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