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The Day My Stepbrother Knows My Dirty Secret
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00:00You
00:07Conrad my quarterback Prince
00:10I've been fantasizing for years and right after the game. I'm telling him how I feel what what he said
00:46Every goal is trying to screw set the devil. He's mine is that is the biggest stakeholder in the school
00:51So he's my future boyfriend
01:06Okay
01:13Nice defense boys set faster is our new team captain
01:33Another playboy
01:45Conrad should be the only one left in the locker room
01:47You got this
02:02Fifi
02:03Conrad I'm
02:05Phoebe
02:06Fifi
02:07I've had a crush on you for years
02:09Will you be my homecoming date?
02:31I
02:32Dream about you every night when your strong arms pull me in close. I cannot help but tingle
02:38I want to give Conrad my virginity the way I've always imagined it
02:46Wild sex
02:56Seth Astor hell no, I just gave my porn to my crushes rival
03:05What is that loser Phoebe making a move on my Seth?
03:10Seth Astor
03:11He's not reading my love letter
03:13He's reading my fantasy
03:15And the next line is
03:16You thrust into my core until I can feel your warmth
03:20Yes, Conrad I call out your name
03:22You great
03:23I'd rather die than let this playboy read my fantasy out loud
03:27You dumb nerd dreaming about Seth every night
03:32That's so sad
03:33He's way out of your league
03:35I bet she's a pathetic virgin
03:39No, you've got it all wrong
03:41Let me see that dummy stupid love letter
03:47Excuse me, do I know you?
03:50Uh, I don't think I do
03:52Why don't you get out of here?
03:55All of you
04:02The worst day ever
04:09You okay?
04:11Hey, did you forget how to say thank you?
04:13You know, I did just save you and I feel like I should get something in return
04:16What do you think?
04:18Asshole
04:19You know, I feel like your vocabulary is better than that
04:21Ah
04:23Ah! Hey!
04:25Ah!
04:36cute lights
04:42Seth Astor is an absolute devil
04:47oh my god your underwear is showing
04:49oh my god that's been showing the whole time
04:52Seth saw it
04:54sweetie we are moving in with your stepfather today
04:57he is the most powerful man in the state
04:59you have to behave okay
05:01okay mom
05:14holy crap this place looks like a royal palace
05:18go on Phoebe
05:19knock on the door
05:20say hi to your stepfather
05:45hey step sis
05:46you've got to be kidding me
05:48the devil is my stepbrother
05:57what's with that
05:58you're not going to say hi to your new stepbrother
06:01it's not very polite
06:03I see
06:19stay stay away from me
06:21yeah I know I'm a lot bigger than Conrad
06:23but you don't have to be afraid of anything
06:24hot jerk
06:25you don't come close to Conrad okay
06:28he's got the manners of a prince and you
06:30you're just some cocky devil
06:32now give me my letter back
06:34if I'm the devil
06:36then why would I give anything back
06:39kitty cat
06:41you're just some nerve
06:42you've got some nerve
06:47fine
06:47I'll get it myself
06:53here's a piece of advice
06:54got it
06:56would you ever
06:57touch my stuff
07:00or what
07:01what
07:02hey
07:03ahhh
07:03oh my god
07:04oh my god
07:10no
07:11help
07:12no
07:12I can't do it
07:13I can't
07:14live
07:15get
07:15shut up
07:18help me
07:24hey
07:25get off
07:34you know you did it to yourself
07:35no please
07:36just give me
07:37give me
07:37or you let her back
07:38yeah or what
07:39are you going to bite me again
07:45stop biting me kitty cat
07:47you asked for it
07:48what
07:49I can't
07:58I can't
07:59I can't
07:59help me
08:01Fifi what are you doing
08:02help me
08:03shut up
08:04help me
08:04what's going on
08:07mom
08:08Mr. Astor
08:13uh we
08:14uh Fifi can't swim
08:15she fell in and I was uh
08:17saving her
08:18but now we're just playing
08:19right
08:19yeah look at
08:20see
08:23yeah he's right
08:24here
08:25let's look at them
08:26just like brother and sister
08:27I haven't seen Seth smile like that
08:30in a long time
08:32thank god
08:34I knew they'd get along
08:36just like us
08:37maybe we should get everything as well
08:43maybe we should get joined
08:45aww
08:45mom hasn't smiled like that
08:47but since dad passed away
08:48she looks so happy with Mr. Astor
08:51I can't let my drama with that devil Seth ruin her new life
09:01well let's raise our glasses and welcome Fifi and Sophia to our family
09:12thank you Mr. Astor
09:13oh just call me Jacob now
09:15we're family
09:20Seth
09:22today's your first day at Loyola High
09:24if you need any help ask Fifi
09:26she wins scholarships every year
09:29wow
09:30she's also very popular amongst the football team
09:36how's that
09:38actually I have something to show you guys
09:47no
09:48that's my fantasy
09:49he's not gonna show it to them
09:51stop it
09:53Fifi
09:54Seth is showing us his winner's card
09:56why are you acting so rude
09:59I'm sorry
10:00I didn't
10:14sorry my stepsister has something on her lips
10:17and uh
10:17thank you
10:18stepbrother
10:19I can do it myself
10:21this annoying devil
10:24I have to get my letter back
10:25tonight
10:50I guess the big devil has a big thing
11:00Jesus where did he hide my letter
11:12ew that's gross
11:22what a waste
11:23a devil with the face of an angel
11:27maybe under his pillow
11:31maybe it's behind him
11:40this is awkward
11:46you weren't asleep
11:47no
11:48some kitty cat snuck away into my room
11:50and uh
11:51woke me up
11:52don't
11:53be paranoid
11:53just give me
11:54back
11:55my letter
11:55oh your letter
11:56you mean you uh
11:57your smut
11:59your porn
12:00no
12:00shut up
12:01I hid your letter in my underwear
12:05what
12:09what
12:10what
12:10not really
12:11it's there
12:13it's there
12:13it's there
12:13it's there
12:14it's there
12:14it's there
12:14it's there
12:16it's there
12:21it's there
12:22oh
12:22oh
12:22pervert
12:23oh
12:25so what you're telling me
12:26that you're sneaking around the room
12:27until 12 o'clock at night
12:28just for the letter
12:30you're just making me believe that
12:31you know
12:31I think that there's uh
12:33something else
12:34no
12:34there's not
12:35I'm not interested
12:36just give me
12:36back
12:37my letter
12:40oh
12:40why don't you uh
12:41start writing this uh
12:43smut or pornography
12:44you know
12:44shut up
12:45it's none of your business
12:45give it to me
12:46give it to me
12:49you won't wake up
12:50mommy and daddy
12:51do you
12:52you know I read this
12:54very interesting stuff
12:55you have very big imagination
12:56but there's something
12:57that's just a little uh
12:59inexperienced about the whole thing
13:01tell me Phoebe
13:02are you a virgin
13:10yeah
13:12just a nerdy virgin
13:13okay
13:13I have no experience
13:15you happy now
13:17I'm not like you
13:18I'm not some
13:20hot flirt
13:21who owns the game
13:22every time I walk on the field
13:31I've been trying for so long
13:33to tell Conrad how I feel
13:35but I messed it up
13:37I didn't give him my love letter
13:38I gave you my dumb horn
13:41you must think
13:42the biggest joke I've had
13:50you want your letter back?
13:52yes
13:52alright well then you and I
13:53are going to have to come up
13:53with some kind of arrangement
13:55let me guess
13:57you want me to be your servant
13:58for some time
14:07but I do want you to be my assistant
14:09that means I need your help
14:10with my homework
14:11football
14:12and you have to do basically
14:13everything that I say
14:14once I feel satisfied
14:15you can have your letter back
14:17fine
14:19but I need it in writing
14:21signed
14:23you know I had a feeling
14:24you were going to say
14:24something like that
14:25so I had something written up
14:31personal assistant agreement
14:33Phoebe agrees to be
14:34Seth's personal assistant
14:35in exchange
14:36Seth agrees to return
14:37to Phoebe's personal letter
14:38once the arrangement is complete
14:39sign here
14:40you sign it first
14:44done
14:44it's a unique guess
14:45thank you
14:46wasn't complimenting you
14:51alright
14:51it's official
14:52starting tomorrow
14:53you are mine
14:54you're my assistant
14:56congratulations
14:58it's a pleasure
14:58you're doing business with me
15:02see you for your first day tomorrow
15:15get out of the way
15:16devil
15:17where you going
15:19school
15:20where else would I be going
15:21aren't you forgetting that
15:22you're supposed to be my assistant now
15:24look I don't want to go to school with you
15:26or let people know that we're step siblings
15:28you're trouble reincarnated
15:30everywhere you go
15:31little eyes follow
15:32and I just want to be invisible
15:33okay
15:33okay
15:41you're going to love this
15:42I'm going to love it
15:44I'm going to love it
15:45as your stepbrother
15:46it's my job to get you to school every day
15:47it's just us out here
15:49you can drop the whole
15:51fake brother act
15:52why don't you keep your voice down
15:53I don't think you want mommy and daddy
15:55coming out here and seeing us yelling
15:58see what I mean
15:59have fun kids
16:00be careful now
16:05all right
16:08you ready
16:09no
16:13that aster slowed down
16:19relax you're safe with me
16:28stupid idiot
16:29is that dork
16:31Phoebe getting off of Seth's motorcycle
16:33that dumb nerd dares to cling to Seth
16:36she wants attention
16:38fine
16:39I got it
16:39let's make sure she gets it
16:50come run
16:51hi
17:05take my shirt
17:12well well
17:13brave little
17:14Phoebe professed her love
17:15huh
17:18no
17:18I can't let Conrad think
17:20something is going on
17:21between me and Seth
17:22I have to explain everything to him
17:25hey
17:29hey
17:30hold out sister
17:31you know I'm kind of thirsty
17:33I have
17:35your letter
17:36don't forget
17:45open it
17:52my eyes are burning
17:53get my eyes
17:54are you serious?
17:55yeah
17:55get my eyes
17:56oh
17:57hey
17:57be gentle
17:58give me a bite
17:59come on
18:00give me a bite
18:01huh
18:03that slut
18:04wasn't Phoebe like
18:06obsessed with you
18:07she used to bring you water
18:09and towels every day
18:10now she's all over Seth
18:11is the linebacker hotter than
18:14the quarterback now
18:15nah she's just a fangirl
18:16be nice to her once
18:18if she clings to you
18:19I guess so
18:23hey
18:24Conrad
18:25you want a water?
18:27thanks Phoebe
18:27um
18:28Conrad
18:29about last night
18:31I
18:32I
18:32I just
18:33wanted to do this
18:34okay
18:38uh
18:39you want to get that ball?
18:43Seth Astor
18:44I agreed to be your personal assistant
18:46not your servant
18:50get the ball from me
18:54you know my assistant only has one job
18:56keeping her honest
18:57you are such a control freak
19:01I wish I could be as annoyingly cocky as you are for a day
19:06you know what?
19:08why don't I take you home and tie you up and teach you some fucking manners
19:11anytime, anywhere
19:12the dirty mouth like yours
19:13anyone who kisses you would probably puke
19:15yeah why don't you give me a try
19:16nope
19:18watch out
19:27oh my god
19:28that devil stole my first kiss
19:47sorry
19:47jerk
19:48you stole my first kiss
19:49lax
19:50wasn't a real kiss
19:50easy for you to say
19:52you thief
19:52hey you know
19:53I think I just raised your status
19:55you know
19:55if people see you with me
19:56they're gonna think of you as something more than just a weird little virgin girl
19:58who knows
19:59maybe Conrad will ask you out now
20:13asshole
20:14he stole my first kiss
20:16I was saving for Conrad
20:22bitch
20:22this is what you get worst
20:24set
20:34oh my god
20:35where
20:36where do my clothes go
20:37get ready everyone
20:38we're about to see our nerdy virgin Phoebe Jean
20:41completely naked
20:44what do I do
20:45what do I do
20:52where the hell did she go
21:14that slut ran into the boys' locker rooms
21:17let's move
21:25hey Seth
21:27did I just hear a girl's voice
21:30what the hell
21:31Conrad's next door
21:34hello
21:36Seth are you seeing someone
21:37oh yeah
21:38why don't you mind your own business
21:40why don't I tell them the truth
21:41yeah let's talk about the truth
21:44Conrad can't find out I'm in here
21:45absolutely not
21:46Phoebe Jean
21:47our naked nerd
21:49come on out
21:50don't be shy
21:53Phoebe Jean
21:54help me
21:56just help me
21:59alright then you know what
22:00you owe me one favor
22:01and you have to do anything I say
22:02a big one
22:03alright
22:05Seth
22:05Seth
22:06don't tell me Phoebe Jean's actually in your stall
22:08wait wait wait wait
22:12come on out Phoebe
22:14we heard you scream
22:22what
22:24you know that scream you guys heard was this
22:27just watching a little uh
22:29game play
22:30you know what I mean
22:37Seth
22:38I didn't mean to interrupt you
22:51don't you ever let me catch you guys in the men's locker room filming again
22:55or else that's gonna be your fall night break
22:56get out of here
22:57I'm sorry
22:58I'm sorry it was a misunderstanding
22:59okay I'm leaving
23:01leaving
23:02leaving
23:02leaving
23:05Seth
23:06Seth
23:07hope this little scandal of yours doesn't distract you from practice
23:10no
23:11hmm
23:12hmm
23:20coast is clear
23:21coast is clear
23:28thanks
23:29you're helping me
23:31yeah no problem
23:33don't forget
23:34don't forget that you uh
23:34you owe me now
23:36why don't you put your clothes on
23:37just because you saved me once
23:39doesn't make you my boss
23:40devil
23:54I feel a little thirsty
23:56I feel a little thirsty
23:57I should give me some more strength
24:00right
24:01Mr. Astor
24:09where the hell did that kitty cat run off to
24:11Phoebe
24:12hey Phoebe
24:16you saved me so fine
24:17I got him a few drinks and snacks
24:19and now we're eating
24:20hey
24:32what the hell is wrong with you
24:35you threw yourself at Seth
24:38kissing him with that dirty mouth
24:40just to get noticed
24:41pathetic
24:42trash like you
24:44belongs back dumpster
24:45troll with flies and bugs
24:54you insane
24:56you have no idea what actually happened between Seth and I
24:59I don't need to
25:01apologize for insulting Seth
25:03kneel
25:04stop
25:09stop
25:10please somebody help me
25:13no one's coming to save you
25:15this place is locked down
25:20oh
25:22oh
25:23OMG
25:24what are you free
25:27even I feel bad for you
25:30childish virgin loser
25:32I bet you secretly dream about being fucked by Seth
25:36stop
25:37please I don't want anything
25:39I'm not trying to mess with you guys
25:40hey Phoebe
25:41hey Phoebe
25:43open up
25:53Get the fuck away!
25:55Get the fuck away!
26:01Seth!
26:03What are you doing?
26:09You used to go to speak, and I think you dropped me!
26:15Get the fuck off!
26:20Fuck!
26:23Give me your phone.
26:31Are you okay?
26:32They wouldn't have bullied me, they aren't for you.
26:35No, they're not.
26:35Yes, they aren't. This is your fault. Just leave me alone.
26:40No, Phoebe. Phoebe!
26:49You mess with Phoebe, you mess with me.
26:51Do not fuck with me, okay?
26:57Get the fuck out of my sight.
27:00Now, get out!
27:02Before I post your naked butts all over the internet.
27:13Hey, Phoebe.
27:18Phoebe?
27:20Hey!
27:24Phoebe?
27:24Phoebe?
27:25Uh, Phoebe?
27:27Hey, what the-
27:28Whoa!
27:32Oh, my God.
27:34Phoebe!
27:36Oh, you're burning up.
28:01I don't need you, baby.
28:03You're rich and popular.
28:05You'll never actually care about me.
28:08All I wanted was to be noticed.
28:11To shine like Conrad, but all I got was your humiliation.
28:17Take these.
28:22Like this.
28:32I promise you, I won't ever let anybody bully you ever again.
28:36And I'm sorry that I showed up late.
28:39How the devil himself is actually apologizing.
28:43The devil doesn't apologize.
28:47I do.
29:05I dream that one day I can shine-
29:07I dream that one day I can shine on the homecoming stage.
29:18Then I can be confident and happy.
29:21Like other girls.
29:31You've been working so hard.
29:34Get better, Phoebe.
29:35And I'll help make your dreams come true.
29:42Oh, shut up.
29:45Wait.
29:46How's he in my bed?
29:47Phoebe!
29:48Time to get up or you'll be late!
29:55Phoebe!
29:56Time to get up or you'll be late!
30:01Phoebe?
30:05Phoebe!
30:09Phoebe!
30:09You hear me?
30:17Phoebe, you hear me?
30:22I had a fever last night.
30:26And my head hurts.
30:28Oh, poor thing.
30:30Get some rest, okay?
30:31I'm heading to school now.
30:33Bye.
30:37Okay, let me go.
30:38Let me go.
30:40You ticklish?
30:41What?
30:42Stop it!
30:46Thanks for taking care of me last night.
30:50Sleeping in the same bed.
30:51We're not that close.
30:53All right, then get out.
30:54This is my room.
30:56Whatever.
30:57I'll go to school first.
31:09Look at him.
31:10He's crazy.
31:11Bro, he's totally into that DC girl.
31:16Get out of my sight.
31:17Or else it's gonna be your bare ass
31:19to post all over the internet.
31:24Okay.
31:24Maybe he's not that bad.
31:29Hey, Phoebe!
31:31Hey, Phoebe!
31:32Open up!
31:35Open up!
31:46Let me help you.
31:50When all of a sudden you care about your double step, remember?
31:52Oh, yeah.
31:54Putting her kotster.
31:54What'd he call?控erei.
32:09Hi! I
32:13don't
32:14want to keep it strong. That's all.
32:19I can drop it.
32:21It's not certain.
32:30We'll be back.
33:00You sit down.
33:08Look, you don't always have to be the hero.
33:11You're a linebacker.
33:12Your team needs you.
33:15You know, there are things I care about more than football.
33:18I find that hard to believe.
33:30Hey.
33:32Stop.
33:33Goaning out.
33:37Take me to school.
33:39I want you to drive me to school again.
33:43Yeah.
33:44I guess so.
33:53I want you to take it easy today.
33:57No assistant work for you.
33:59Well, how generous of you.
34:07You heard?
34:09Seth Lofty is your name.
34:12For her.
34:14No way.
34:15Something's going on between them?
34:17Wasn't Phoebe Oliver Conrad before?
34:20All right.
34:21I'm going to go kick some of this.
34:25What's up?
34:35Phoebe.
34:36You okay?
34:38Conrad.
34:39Hey.
34:48Hey, Phoebe.
34:50Don't drink that.
34:51Drink this.
34:53It's much better.
34:55I'll take that.
34:57That's for Phoebe.
34:58Not you.
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