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The Day My Stepbrother Knows My Dirty Secret
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00:00You
00:07Conrad my quarterback Prince
00:10I've been fantasizing for years and right after the game. I'm telling him how I feel what what he said
00:46Every goal is trying to screw set the devil. He's mine is that is the biggest stakeholder in the school
00:51So he's my future boyfriend
01:06Okay
01:13Nice defense boys set faster is our new team captain
01:33Another playboy
01:45Conrad should be the only one left in the locker room
01:47You got this
02:02Fifi
02:03Conrad I'm
02:05Phoebe
02:06Fifi
02:07I've had a crush on you for years
02:09Will you be my homecoming date?
02:31I
02:32Dream about you every night when your strong arms pull me in close. I cannot help but tingle
02:38I want to give Conrad my virginity the way I've always imagined it
02:46Wild sex
02:56Seth Astor hell no, I just gave my porn to my crushes rival
03:05What is that loser Phoebe making a move on my Seth?
03:10Seth Astor
03:11He's not reading my love letter
03:13He's reading my fantasy
03:15And the next line is
03:16You thrust into my core until I can feel your warmth
03:20Yes, Conrad I call out your name
03:22You great
03:23I'd rather die than let this playboy read my fantasy out loud
03:27You dumb nerd dreaming about Seth every night
03:32That's so sad
03:33He's way out of your league
03:35I bet she's a pathetic virgin
03:39No, you've got it all wrong
03:41Let me see that dummy stupid love letter
03:47Excuse me, do I know you?
03:50Uh, I don't think I do
03:52Why don't you get out of here?
03:55All of you
04:02The worst day ever
04:09You okay?
04:11Hey, did you forget how to say thank you?
04:13You know, I did just save you and I feel like I should get something in return
04:16What do you think?
04:18Asshole
04:19You know, I feel like your vocabulary is better than that
04:21You know?
04:24I don't know
04:24Hey, you
04:24Oh
04:26Hey, you
04:28Oh
04:29Oh
04:30Oh
04:30Oh
04:34Oh
04:35Oh
04:43Oh
04:45Oh
04:47Oh
04:47Oh
04:47Oh
04:47Oh my god your underwear is showing. Oh my god, that's been showing the whole time. Seth saw it.
04:54Sweetie, we are moving in with your stepfather today. He is the most powerful man in the state. You have
05:00to behave, okay?
05:01Okay, mom.
05:02Come on.
05:14Holy crap, this place looks like a royal palace.
05:18Go on Phoebe, knock on the door. Say hi to your stepfather.
05:45Hey step, sis.
05:46You've got to be kidding me. The devil is my stepbrother?
05:57What's with that, huh?
05:59You think I said hi to your new stepbrother?
06:01Separate flight.
06:03I see.
06:19Stay, stay away from me.
06:21Yeah, I know I'm a lot bigger than Conrad, but you don't have to be afraid of anything.
06:24Hot jerk.
06:26You don't come close to Conrad, okay?
06:28He's got the manners of a prince, and you, you're just some cocky devil. Now give me my letter back.
06:35If I'm the devil, then why would I give anything back?
06:39Kitty cat.
06:41You've got some nerve.
06:47Fine, I'll get it myself.
06:53Here's a piece of advice.
06:55Got it.
06:57Don't you ever touch my stuff?
07:00Or what?
07:02What? Hey!
07:03Ah!
07:04No, no, no, no, no, no!
07:10Help!
07:12Help!
07:12I can't!
07:13I can't!
07:14I can't!
07:15Get!
07:16Get off!
07:17Help me!
07:24Help!
07:28Help!
07:30Help!
07:32Help!
07:32Help!
07:32Help!
07:34You know, you did it to yourself.
07:35No, please.
07:36Just give me.
07:37Give me.
07:37Or you would have...
07:38Yeah, or what?
07:40Are you gonna bite me again?
07:44Ow!
07:45Stop biting me, kitty cat.
07:47You asked for it.
07:48What?
07:57I can't!
07:58I can't swim!
08:00Help me!
08:01Help me!
08:01Fifi, what are you doing?
08:03Help me!
08:03Shut up, help me!
08:04I can't swim.
08:05What's going on?
08:07Mom!
08:08Mr. Astor?
08:13Uh, we...
08:14Uh, Fifi can't swim.
08:15She fell in and I was, uh, saving her.
08:18But now we're just playing, right?
08:19Yeah, look at...
08:20See?
08:21Uh-huh!
08:23Yeah, he's right!
08:25There!
08:25Just look at them.
08:26Just like brother and sister.
08:28I haven't seen Seth smile like that in a long time.
08:32Thank God.
08:34I knew they'd get along.
08:35Ha!
08:36Just like us.
08:37Mm-hmm.
08:38Maybe we should get everything as well.
08:43Maybe we should go join them.
08:44Aw, Mom hasn't smiled like that since Dad passed away.
08:49She looks so happy with Mr. Astor.
08:51I can't let my drama with that devil Seth ruin her new life.
09:01Well, let's raise our glasses and welcome Fifi and Sofia to our family.
09:12Thank you, Mr. Astor.
09:14Oh, just call me Jacob now.
09:16We're family.
09:20Seth, today's your first day at Loyola High.
09:24If you need any help, ask Fifi.
09:26She wins scholarships every year.
09:29Wow.
09:30She's also very popular amongst the football team.
09:36How's that?
09:38Actually, I have something to show you guys.
09:47No.
09:48No.
09:48That's my fantasy.
09:49He's not gonna show it to them.
09:51Stop it!
09:53Fifi!
09:54Seth is showing us his winner's card.
09:57Why are you acting so rude?
09:59I'm sorry.
10:00I didn't.
10:01I didn't.
10:14Sorry, my stepsister has something on her lips and uh...
10:18Stepbrother.
10:19I can do it myself.
10:21This annoying devil.
10:24I have to get my letter back tonight.
10:50I guess the big devil has a big thing.
11:00Jesus, where did he hide my letter?
11:12Ew!
11:14That's gross!
11:22What a waste.
11:23A devil with the face of an angel.
11:27Maybe...
11:28Under his pillow?
11:31Uh...
11:31Maybe it's...
11:33Behind him?
11:40Uh...
11:41This is awkward.
11:43Oh!
11:44Oh!
11:45Oh!
11:46You...
11:46You...
11:47You weren't asleep?
11:48No.
11:48Some kitty cat snuck away into my room and uh...
11:51Woke me up.
11:52Don't...
11:53Be paranoid.
11:54Just...
11:54Give me...
11:55Back...
11:55My letter.
11:56Oh, your letter?
11:57You mean your uh...
11:58Your smut?
11:59Your porn?
12:00No.
12:01Shut up.
12:01What?
12:03I hate you later in my underwear.
12:05What?
12:09What?
12:10Do you wanna check?
12:10Not really.
12:12It's there?
12:13Okay.
12:22No!
12:22No!
12:23Pervert!
12:25So what you're telling me that you're sneaking around the room until 12 o'clock at night?
12:28Just for the letter?
12:30You're just making me believe that...
12:31You know, I think that there's uh...
12:33Something else.
12:34No.
12:34There's not...
12:35I'm not interested.
12:36Just give me...
12:36Back...
12:37My letter.
12:40Oh.
12:41When did you uh...
12:42Start writing this uh...
12:43Smut or...
12:43Pornography, you know?
12:44Shut up.
12:45It's none of your business.
12:46Give it to me.
12:46Give it to me.
12:47Shh.
12:49You wanna wake up mommy and daddy, do you?
12:52You know, I've read this.
12:54Very interesting stuff.
12:55You have very big imagination, but there's something that's just a little uh...
12:59Inexperienced about the whole thing.
13:01Tell me Phoebe.
13:02Are you a virgin?
13:10Yeah.
13:12Just a nerdy virgin, okay?
13:13I have no experience.
13:15You happy now?
13:17I'm not like you.
13:18I'm not some hot flirt who owns the game every time I walk on the field.
13:31I've been trying for so long to tell Conrad how I feel.
13:35But I messed it up.
13:37I didn't give him my love letter, I gave you my dumb horn.
13:42You must think the biggest joke ever.
13:50You want your letter back?
13:51Yes.
13:52Alright, well then you and I are gonna have to come up with some kind of arrangement.
13:55Let me guess.
13:57You want me to be your servant or something?
14:07But I do want you to be my assistant.
14:09That means I need your help with my homework, football, and you have to do basically everything
14:13that I say.
14:14Once I feel satisfied, you can have your letter back.
14:17Fine.
14:18Fine.
14:19But I need it in writing.
14:21Signed.
14:23You know, I had a feeling you were gonna say something like that.
14:25So I had something written up.
14:32Personal assistant agreement.
14:33Phoebe agrees to be Seth's personal assistant.
14:35In exchange, Seth agrees to return Phoebe's personal letter once the arrangement is complete.
14:39Sign here.
14:40You sign it first.
14:44Done.
14:44That's a unique guess.
14:46I wasn't complimenting you.
14:51Alright.
14:52It's official.
14:53Starting tomorrow, you are mine.
14:55You're my assistant.
14:56Congratulations.
14:58It's a pleasure doing business with you.
15:02See you for your first day tomorrow.
15:15Get out of the way, devil.
15:17Where are you going?
15:19School.
15:20Where else would I be going?
15:21Aren't you forgetting that you're supposed to be my assistant now?
15:24Look, I don't want to go to school with you.
15:26Or let people know that we're step-siblings.
15:28You're trouble reincarnated.
15:30Everywhere you go, eyes follow.
15:32And I just want to be invisible, okay?
15:34Okay.
15:35Okay.
15:36Hmm.
15:37Okay.
15:37No, wait, wait!
15:38Stop!
15:39Stop!
15:40Stop!
15:41You're gonna love this.
15:43I'm gonna love it, I'm gonna love it, I'm gonna love it.
15:44You as well.
15:44As your step-brother, it's my job to get you to school every day.
15:48It's just us out here.
15:49Mm-hmm.
15:50You can drop the whole fake brother act.
15:52Why don't you keep your voice down?
15:54I don't think you want mommy and daddy coming out here and seeing us yelling.
15:58See what I mean?
15:59Have fun, kids.
16:01Be careful now.
16:05All right.
16:08You ready?
16:09No.
16:09No.
16:13Seth Astor, slow down!
16:20Relax, you're safe with me.
16:28Stupid idiot.
16:30Is that dork Phoebe getting off of Seth's motorcycle?
16:33That dumb nerd dares to cling to Seth.
16:37She wants attention.
16:38Fine.
16:39I got it.
16:39Let's make sure she gets it.
16:50Conrad, hi.
17:06Take my shirt.
17:12Well, well.
17:13Brave little Fifi professed her love, huh?
17:18No.
17:19I can't let Conrad think something is going on between me and Seth.
17:22I have to explain everything to him.
17:26Hey.
17:29Hey.
17:30Hold up, assistant.
17:32You're all kind of thirsty.
17:34I have your letter.
17:36Don't forget.
17:45Open it.
17:52My eyes are burned.
17:53You got my eyes?
17:54Yes, nice.
17:55Yeah, you got my eyes.
17:57Hey.
17:58Hey.
17:58Be gentle.
17:59Give me a bite.
18:00Come on, give me a bite.
18:03That slut.
18:05Wasn't Phoebe, like, obsessed with you?
18:07She used to bring you water and towels every day.
18:10Now she's all over Seth.
18:12Is the linebacker hotter than the quarterback now?
18:15Nah, she's just a fangirl.
18:17Be nice to her once if she clings to you.
18:19I guess so.
18:24Hey.
18:24Conrad.
18:25Uh, you want a water?
18:27Thanks, Phoebe.
18:28Um, Conrad.
18:29Uh, about last night, I, I, I just wanted to do this.
18:34Uh, you want to get to that ball?
18:44Seth Astor, I agreed to be your personal assistant, not your servant.
18:50Get the ball from me.
18:54You know, my assistant only has one job.
18:56Keeping her honest.
18:58You are such a control freak.
19:01I wish I could be as annoyingly cocky as you are for a day.
19:06You know what?
19:08Why don't I take you home and tie you up and teach you some fucking manners?
19:11Anytime, anywhere.
19:12The dirty mouth like yours, anyone who kisses you would probably puke.
19:15Yeah, why don't you give me a try?
19:16No.
19:18Watch out!
19:27Oh my god.
19:28That devil stole my first kiss.
19:47Sorry.
19:47Jerk!
19:48You stole my first kiss!
19:49Lax, it wasn't a real kiss.
19:50Easy for you to say, you thief!
19:53Hey, you know, I think I just raised your status.
19:55You know, if people see you with me, they're gonna think of you as something more than just a weird
19:58little virgin girl.
19:59Who knows, maybe Conrad will ask you out now.
20:13That asshole!
20:14He stole my first kiss, I was saving for Conrad!
20:21That bitch!
20:23This is what you get worst.
20:24Seth!
20:34Oh my god.
20:35Where?
20:36Where do my clothes go?
20:37Where do my clothes go?
20:37Get ready everyone.
20:38We're about to see our nerdy virgin Phoebe Jean completely naked.
20:44What do I do?
20:45What do I do?
20:52Where the hell did she go?
21:14Huh, that slut ran into the boys' locker rooms.
21:18Let's move.
21:25Hey Seth, did I just hear a girl's voice?
21:30What the hell?
21:31Conrad's next door?
21:34Hello?
21:36Seth, are you seeing someone?
21:37Uh, yeah, why don't you mind your own business?
21:40Why am I telling the truth?
21:42Yeah, let's talk about the truth.
21:44Conrad can't find out I'm in here.
21:45Absolutely not.
21:46Phoebe Jean, our naked nerd.
21:50Come on out, don't be shy.
21:51Bye.
21:53Phoebe Jean.
21:54Help me.
21:56What?
21:57Just help me.
21:59All right, then you know what?
22:00You owe me one favor and you don't have to do anything I say.
22:03A big one.
22:03All right.
22:06Seth, don't tell me Phoebe Jean's actually in your stall.
22:09It's fine, fine, fine, fine.
22:10Give me one favor.
22:11Yes, anything, anything.
22:13Come on out, Phoebe.
22:14We heard you scream.
22:22What?
22:24You know that scream you guys heard was this.
22:27Just watching a little, uh, gameplay.
22:30You know what I mean?
22:38Seth, I didn't mean to interrupt you.
22:51Don't you ever let me catch you guys in the men's locker room filming again?
22:55Or else that's gonna be your full night break.
22:57Get out of here.
22:57I'm sorry.
22:58I'm sorry.
22:58It was a misunderstanding.
23:00Okay, I'm leaving.
23:01Leaving?
23:02Leaving?
23:06Seth.
23:07Well, this little scandal of yours doesn't distract you from practice.
23:11No.
23:12Hmm.
23:20Coach is clear.
23:28Thanks.
23:30You're holding me?
23:31Yeah, no problem.
23:33Don't forget that you, uh, you owe me now.
23:36Why don't you put your clothes on, assistant?
23:38Just because you saved me once doesn't make you my boss, devil.
23:55I feel a little thirsty.
23:57Why don't you give me a sports drink?
24:01Right, Mr. Astor.
24:08Where the hell did that kitty cat run off to?
24:11Phoebe!
24:12Hey, Phoebe!
24:16You saved me so fine.
24:18I got him a few drinks and snacks and now we're eating.
24:20Hey!
24:33What the hell is wrong with you?
24:35You threw yourself at Seth, kissing him with that dirty mouth just to get noticed.
24:42Pathetic.
24:43Trash like you belongs back, dumpster.
24:46What's wrong with flies and bugs?
24:54You insane?
24:56You have no idea what actually happened between Seth and I.
24:59I don't need to.
25:02Apologize for insulting Seth.
25:04Kneel.
25:05Stop!
25:09Robin!
25:10Stop!
25:11Please, somebody help me!
25:13Hey!
25:14No one's coming to save you.
25:15This place is locked down.
25:20Oh!
25:23Oh, MJ!
25:25What are you, free?
25:28Even I feel bad for you, childish virgin loser.
25:32I bet you secretly dream about being fucked by Seth.
25:36Stop!
25:37Please!
25:38I don't want anything!
25:39I'm not trying to mess with you guys!
25:41Hey, Phoebe!
25:42Hey, Phoebe!
25:43Open up!
25:53Get the fuck away, huh?
26:01Seth!
26:03What are you doing?
26:09You must discuss me.
26:12No, I think you're trapped.
26:15Get the fuck off!
26:23Give me your phone.
26:31Are you okay?
26:32They wouldn't have bullied me.
26:34They aren't real.
26:34No they are, this is your fault, just leave me alone.
26:40No, Phoebe, Phoebe!
26:49You mess with Phoebe, you mess with me.
26:52Do not fuck with me, okay?
26:57Get the fuck out of my sight.
27:00Now, get out!
27:02Right, close your neck and butt all over the internet.
27:13Hey Phoebe.
27:18Phoebe?
27:20Hey.
27:25Uh, Phoebe?
27:27Hey, what the- whoa!
27:33Oh my god.
27:34Phoebe!
27:36Oh, you're burning up.
28:01I don't need your pay.
28:03You're rich and popular.
28:05You'll never actually care about me.
28:08All I wanted was to be noticed.
28:11To shine like Conrad, but all I got was your humiliation.
28:17Take these.
28:22Like this.
28:32I promise you, I won't ever let anybody bully you ever again.
28:36And I'm sorry that I showed up late.
28:39How the devil himself is actually apologizing.
28:43The devil doesn't apologize.
28:46I do.
29:05I dream that one day I can shine-
29:07I dream one day I can shine on the homecoming stage.
29:18Then I can be confident and happy like other girls.
29:31You've been working so hard
29:34Get better feet
29:35And I'll help make your dreams come true
29:45Wait, how's he in my bed?
29:47T.T.
29:48Get up, we're going to be late
29:55Fifi, time to get up or you'll be late
30:01Fifi?
30:09Fifi, you hear me?
30:23Fifi, I had a fever last night and my head hurts
30:28Oh, poor thing
30:29Get some rest, okay?
30:32I'm heading to school now
30:33Bye
30:33Fine
30:37Okay, let me go
30:38Let me go
30:40Are you ticklish?
30:41What?
30:42Stop it!
30:46Thanks for taking care of me last night
30:50Sleeping in the same bed
30:51We're not that close
30:52All right, then get out
30:54This is my room
30:55Whatever
30:57I'll go to school first
31:09Look at him, he's crazy
31:10Bro, he's totally into that D.C. girl
31:16Get out of my sight
31:17Or else is going to be your bare ass
31:19Posting all over the internet
31:23Okay
31:24Maybe he's not that bad
31:29Hey, Phoebe
31:30Hey, Phoebe
31:32Open up
31:45Let me help you
31:49When it all of a sudden
31:50You care about your double step, remember?
31:53Oh, yeah
31:53I'm going to school
31:54All right, close
32:05One step closer
32:10I fall down
32:12Once we all
32:17I'll soon drown
32:21Oh
32:25Oh
32:30Oh
32:35Oh
32:36Oh
32:36Oh
32:37Oh
32:42Oh
32:43Oh
32:43Oh
32:44Oh
32:46Oh
32:46Oh
32:46Oh
32:49Oh
32:50Oh
32:51Oh
32:57Oh
32:59What's up?
33:00You
33:00Sit
33:01Down
33:07Look
33:08You don't always have to be the hero
33:11You're a linebacker
33:12Your team needs you
33:14And
33:15You know there are things I care about more than football
33:18I find that hard to believe
33:31Hey
33:31Hey
33:32Stop
33:33What?
33:33Growning out
33:36Just
33:37Take me to school
33:38I want you to drive me to school again?
33:40Been a little bit hurt
33:43Yeah
33:44I guess so
33:45I guess so
33:51Hey, take a seat
33:53Right here
33:54I want you to take it easy today
33:57No assistant work for you
33:59Oh
34:00How generous of you
34:03Come on
34:03Come on
34:07You heard?
34:09Seth
34:09Lofty yesterday
34:11For her
34:14No way
34:14Something's going on between them?
34:17Wasn't Phoebe Oliver Conrad before?
34:21All right, time to go kick some of this
34:25What's up?
34:35Phoebe
34:36You okay?
34:38Conrad
34:38Hey
34:39Thank you
34:48Hey Phoebe
34:50Don't take that
34:51Take this
34:52It's much better
34:55I'll take that
34:57That's for Phoebe
34:58Not you
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