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00:01Jupiter, you there?
00:03The game already started. Where are you?
00:09Jupiter, if we lose this, it's on you.
00:13Who the hell is Jupiter?
00:15We need you! Come on, bro!
00:17We're getting fucked over here.
00:21Don't you fucking dare!
00:28Fuck you, DJ!
00:30Hey guys, you still on?
00:31We're here. Let me guess, you were hooking up?
00:34Again? You said you'd be on.
00:35Don't let Shane mean Mars.
00:37You're a guy, he'd be doing the same thing.
00:39Leave him alone.
00:40At least he shows up to play.
00:42Mars gets it.
00:43He'd drop us for a girl, too.
00:45For sure.
00:46You know me.
00:48Just a guy's guy fighting girls off, left and right.
00:57I'm on. You guys ready?
00:58Yeah, start it.
01:04I'm on!
01:05I'm on!
01:08I'm on!
01:09Oh, easy there.
01:11Oh, hi, TJ.
01:15Sorry, do I know you?
01:17No.
01:18Well, kind of. I mean, we've been in classes every year since middle school, but...
01:22tj are you serious right now it's the first day of school and you're already trying to get your
01:26body count up no that's not at all leave the poor girl alone she's clearly not into it
01:34just because you were born first doesn't mean you can act like mom
01:41oh my god i am so sorry about him he does not know how to turn the
01:46fuck boy thing off you're charlotte right tracy oh my god my best friend you look so good
01:56why are you letting this desperate nerd rub up on my man
02:01leave her alone sadie you're my brother's groupie not his girlfriend don't worry after football season
02:08is over then he's gonna put a label on it i'll see you at practice we'll try so hard not
02:15to drop you
02:18um aren't you two friends we were friends until i found out that she was just using me to get
02:24to my
02:24brother how would i tell you all about it after school you want to come over to my place please
02:31please please i clearly need to broaden my social horizons
02:37okay really oh yes
02:46hello
02:50tracy
02:52upstairs
03:14gory is that you
03:17oh
03:29oh
03:29two tackles in one day should join the football team
03:33i'm so sorry i don't know well apart from getting all sweaty
03:41you know if you didn't spend so much time looking at your feet
03:45wouldn't run into people as often
03:49right sorry it's okay i need to apologize i just want to see your face
03:58not so bad
03:59what the fuck is going on
04:08calm down
04:09i was going to say hi
04:12okay great now say bye
04:17bye
04:20tj
04:26hey yo trace
04:28looking fine
04:29hey
04:31so uh
04:32you ladies doing anything later tonight or
04:38yeah okay bet yeah catch you later
04:40better look next time
04:41man fuck you
04:44dog i got news
04:46huge news
04:47we got in the strike from above tournament
04:50holy shit dude dude that's huge right
04:53our first pro league
04:55i mean sponsor's gonna be knocking down our doors and it's in person so
04:59finally get to meet mars man
05:02i mean you really think he's gonna come out of hiding for this
05:04yeah of course he will
05:05we've been best friends with the guy for years
05:07you more than me
05:09and how many times has he come up with some
05:11bullshit excuse
05:12dude this time's different all right we'll just
05:14we'll tell him about the tournament he'll be psyched
05:16let's just give him a chance i don't i don't want to
05:17fuck up the friendship
05:18i didn't fuck things up when you and i met each other
05:21and mars knows that
05:25all right whatever the fuck we'll do it your way
05:28but the guy's your best friend
05:30you text him about it
05:33all right i'll text him
05:38uh just so you know what you saw with tj wasn't anything
05:42no i know my brother is a dipshit
05:47a smart girl like he was like so out of his league
05:50that's not true
05:53but thanks and then thanks for inviting me over
05:58and i'll do this a lot
06:00what girl time
06:03friend time
06:19you okay
06:20yeah yeah i'm
06:22i'm no but
06:25i
06:25i
06:29okay um
06:31so there's this guy that i've been talking to forever
06:37and well we've never met a person but he wants to
06:42tomorrow
06:43oh my god what
06:46is he hot
06:47i i don't know what he looks like
06:50we've met online so i don't know who he is i don't even know his real name
06:54okay
06:55well you obviously have a crush on this mystery man
07:00so you should say yes
07:02oh my god girl why not
07:05it seriously
07:07because he thinks i'm a boy
07:13i
07:16i have
07:18simply too many questions
07:22but first things first
07:24we
07:26need to get you ready for this meet cue
07:31first option
07:34go on
07:36i kind of like this one
07:37no absolutely not
07:41no
07:42absolutely not
07:44mm-hmm
07:45yes
07:45no
07:46trust me see the vision
07:48you look incredible
07:52very revealing
08:01you
08:03you look beautiful
08:38Wow Tracy took your new dog to the groomers. Would you guys order the try-hard special?
08:46I don't think I can do this. To hell with Sadie. Of course you can.
08:51Now go get your mystery man.
09:13TJ?
09:18Hey. Charlotte. What are you doing here? Is Tracy with you?
09:25Yeah. Yeah Tracy sent me to tell you that we're gonna be studying at your house after school.
09:32Okay.
09:34Yeah so that's the message. I'm... I'm just gonna... gonna go.
09:43Hey wait. You, uh, dropped your phone. By the way, you, uh...
09:51Sorry I'm late. Did you show?
09:53Dude who show?
09:54Mars.
10:01Sorry guys. Went home sick. Man, I knew he would bail on us again.
10:20Okay. Spill. How's your day with the mystery man?
10:24Um... It didn't really... happen. What?
10:33Stop eavesdropping, perv!
10:36I can't believe Mars bailed on us.
10:38I told you.
10:40He's never gonna show.
10:42Yo, we should just register for the tournament as a duo.
10:44We're not a duo. Corey, we're a team.
10:47He would've showed up if you knew it was at stake.
10:54What are you doing?
10:55I'm just gonna tell him about the tournament.
10:57If he doesn't want to meet up then...
11:01We'll go from there.
11:36Hey, can I, um... Can I borrow you for a sec?
11:48I know it's you.
11:51Mars.
11:57Yeah.
11:58I have an extra phone charger.
12:01It's inside.
12:10I have so many questions, starting with what the fuck.
12:14Followed by...
12:15You're a girl?
12:16And since when do pretty girls catfish people?
12:19You think I'm pretty?
12:20I have eyes.
12:22Okay, even if you're way more TJ's type than mine, but...
12:26Wait...
12:27Is this whole thing just some evil elaborate plan to get closer to TJ?
12:31Like, are you making a doll out of his hair or something?
12:34What?
12:34You know, I...
12:35I didn't know who you guys were until today.
12:38And then when I saw TJ standing there...
12:42I just...
12:42Couldn't go through with it.
12:44You could've just told the truth.
12:45It's not that simple.
12:47You two have been my best friends for years.
12:52My only friends.
12:57Do you hate me?
13:00No.
13:02No, I'm glad to finally know who you are.
13:06Really?
13:09Yeah.
13:11Bring it in, man.
13:18My interrupting something?
13:24Looks like you two are getting friendly.
13:26No.
13:27We were just talking about how we're both, um...
13:30Cancer sons.
13:32Yeah, I mean, we gotta hug out all this emotion.
13:36I'm gonna go back outside, but hey...
13:38Me, you talk about moons later, right?
13:41Mm-hmm.
13:41Yeah.
13:47So what are you guys really talking about?
13:50Nothing.
13:53Secrets don't make friends, Charlotte.
13:58You finally remember my name and now we're friends.
14:02You were in my house, right?
14:05Hanging out with my sister.
14:08I like the new look, by the way.
14:12To be fair, I liked your old look, too.
14:15You didn't know I existed until a day ago.
14:19Oh, I saw you.
14:23Hiding in the corner.
14:28I like that you're not hiding anymore.
14:37Char!
14:37I should go.
14:38Are you coming back?
14:40I gotta be home for dinner.
14:55Mars.
14:56Mars, are there?
14:58Hello?
15:02Mars.
15:05Mars.
15:05Voice changer enabled.
15:07Mars!
15:09Jupiter?
15:10Hello?
15:11Thank God you're awake.
15:13I went to a party.
15:15The cops shut it down.
15:16Now I'm all wired and shit.
15:18Hold on, I'm so mad at you.
15:20I'm sorry, I just...
15:22I couldn't do it.
15:25Don't you wanna know who we are?
15:27I wanna know who you are.
15:34Well...
15:34Maybe we've already met.
15:40Dude, no way.
15:42I would know you in a heartbeat.
15:46I bet you can figure out who I am, though.
15:49Come on, take some guesses.
15:53Okay.
15:57Based on the clues that I've put together,
16:01you're a jock.
16:04Athletic.
16:05Confident.
16:06Getting hotter?
16:08Hot for sure.
16:09Nice body.
16:11Nice smile.
16:12Oh, what the fuck?
16:18Mars, are you...
16:19Are you attracted to guys?
16:22Yeah.
16:23Yeah.
16:26I'm gay.
16:28Oh, dude.
16:29Is that why you didn't show?
16:32Man, we don't care about that shit.
16:35Hell, I'll fight anyone who does.
16:37Thanks, Jupiter.
16:38Yeah, man.
16:39Of course.
16:40That's awesome.
16:41You, uh...
16:43crushing on any guys at school?
16:44I can help.
16:46I'm chill with the drama club.
16:47There's lots of...
16:50cute guys in there.
16:51Oh, thank you.
16:53But I'm good.
16:55I promise.
16:55I promise.
16:59So how was this party?
17:01Oh, it was...
17:03weird.
17:05I was trying to have a good time, but feeling fucking...
17:08lame.
17:10And then I realized that...
17:15there was someone I wanted to be there.
17:16and she wasn't.
17:20You were missing...
17:24a girl?
17:27Yeah.
17:29She's different from the ones I usually go for.
17:34She's quiet.
17:36shy.
17:39I just...
17:41makes me think there's a whole world inside of her, you know?
17:43And I just...
17:45want to get her to let me in.
17:48What you should do is get some sleep.
17:54Yeah, you're probably right.
17:56Good night, Jupiter.
17:57Hey, wait.
17:57Uh, before you go...
18:00You know...
18:01Tracy and...
18:03TJ?
18:03They're not great.
18:07They're having a party tomorrow night, and, uh...
18:09Neptune and I are going.
18:12You should come.
18:13We can...
18:14we can run that meet up again.
18:20I'll see what I can do.
18:23Alright.
18:38Are you still texting Mystery Man?
18:42Why should you just tell me who it is so I can help?
18:45No, I'm...
18:46I'm still figuring out how to tell him.
18:49Okay, do I have to say this again?
18:50Charlotte, you are stunning.
18:52If this crush doesn't work out, you can have your pick of literally any guy here.
19:03Okay.
19:04Almost.
19:05Any guy?
19:07One that is actually worth your time.
19:10Don't forget.
19:12Party planning at my place after school, and we will try to steer clear of my manwhore brother.
19:37Hey, Charlotte.
19:39You, uh, looking for my sister?
19:45She's not here.
19:46Practice is running long.
19:50Oh, um...
19:51I can wait.
19:53I guess.
20:01What are we playing?
20:03Strike from above?
20:06You game?
20:08I dabble.
20:12You wanna come dabble upstairs?
20:20Play around with me.
20:25Come on.
20:41You okay?
20:43Yeah, it's just...
20:45I usually play on my computer.
20:47Yeah, same here.
20:49But, uh, this setup's better for co-op, so...
20:52So what do you say we, uh, run some duos and see what we're like as a team?
20:59Or we could do player versus player.
21:04PvP?
21:06I like your style.
21:08But we should raise the stakes.
21:10Raise the stakes?
21:12Yeah.
21:14The winner gets to ask the loser a question of their choosing.
21:20Nothing off limits.
21:28You overthink a lot, don't you?
21:31You've always been like that?
21:34I thought you could only ask a good question if you win.
21:41Alright, bye.
21:44Keep your player.
21:47I think I'm gonna go with her.
21:55Don't stop.
22:03You should've parried there.
22:05Oh, thank you.
22:07I think I'm going to go with her.
22:09Don't stop.
22:22Don't stop.
22:23Yes.
22:24Wait, what?
22:26Holy shit.
22:27You beat me.
22:32Hey, maybe it's easier on the TV
22:36No way
22:36No, I've only seen one other player pull that move
22:42I learned it on Reddit
22:46Okay
22:48Then I guess you beat me fair and square, so
22:51What's your question?
22:58Um, do you have a celebrity crush?
23:00Come on, no softballs
23:03You gotta have a better one than that
23:08What?
23:10We've gone to school together for years, TJ
23:13Just because you don't know anything about me
23:15Doesn't mean I'm clueless about you
23:19Ouch
23:22I guess I deserve it, though
23:26Wish I had talked to you sooner
23:33So, tell me
23:35What do you really want to know?
23:41Go on
23:43And ask me
23:46Do you have a crush on someone at our school?
23:48Yes
23:54Ask me another
23:57Who is she?
24:01Well, that should be obvious
24:05I'm not very good at hiding it
24:15Those cheerleader bitches actually fucking dropped me
24:23Ew, TJ
24:24Why are your sex lights on?
24:26They're not my
24:27That's not what I was
24:28Oh my god, Tracy
24:30Uh, Sharp, why don't you head to my room
24:32And start making a playlist for tonight
24:33I will be right there
24:34Yeah
24:35Yeah, okay
24:38Are you alright?
24:39Oh yeah, it's just a bruised ass
24:41I'll be fine
24:49You can literally go for any other girl
24:51Why are you only thirsty over my friends
24:54Historically because it pisses you off
24:57But this is different
24:59Okay, so that's Sid then
25:02You're admitting to liking Charlotte
25:07What would you say if I was?
25:11All I'm going to say is
25:12I don't think she's interested
25:15Is there someone else?
25:18Oh come on, Trace
25:19You don't have to tell me who
25:21Just tell me if I'm wasting my time
25:24She's texting another guy
25:28Fine
25:29Then you have nothing to worry about
25:31Right?
25:33So remember that
25:34When she sleeps over tonight
25:35Relax
25:37Charlotte and I are just friends
25:40Nothing more
26:01Oh my god
26:02Charlotte
26:02Oh, finally
26:03You look amazing
26:06Happy official birthday
26:07Thank you
26:09You
26:10Need a drink
26:14Who are you texting?
26:16Mars
26:17He said he might show up
26:19Oh
26:20Eddie now
26:21Yup
26:40Okay
26:41Oh my god
26:42Did you guys all just see that?
26:44Look at this little virgin
26:45She thinks TJ's fuck me eyes are for her
26:47When are you going to stop humiliating yourself, huh?
26:50What are you guys talking about?
26:52Oh, uh
26:53We were just talking about
26:54How we're going to spice this party up a little bit
26:56Maybe play something in the bottle
26:58But you can just
27:00Watch virgin
27:01She can play
27:02Stop being a bitch at my party, Sadie
27:04Yeah
27:06I'll play in Charlotte, please
27:15Okay, so I'm going to spin to see who goes first
27:17And then we're going to go counterclockwise
27:19Obviously siblings can't kiss
27:21That's fucking gross
27:22But everyone else is fair game
27:25Don't chicken out, prude
27:32You're going to go first, big guy
27:38Oh, wow
27:40Nice
27:42You ready for this?
27:44Just kiss me, weirdo
27:55Disgusting
27:56Okay, let's keep this moving
27:58TJ, it's your turn
28:06It's me
28:07No, it's in the middle
28:09Doesn't that mean that TJ gets to pick?
28:23Wow, it's her first kiss
28:31Can I kiss you?
28:32Okay, let's keep this moving
29:14TJ
29:16What the hell was that?
29:22Nothing, just a game
29:25Okay, Monopoly is a game
29:26That was like
29:27Softcore porn
29:31Charlotte?
29:38Um
29:41I'm going to be right back
30:00It's me
30:02Can I come in?
30:05Yeah
30:12I don't know what to say
30:14Just be honest with me
30:18Do you have feelings for my brother?
30:23I'm so sorry, Tracy
30:24I didn't mean for this to happen
30:32Charlotte, you're literally still texting Mystery Man
30:34It's not what you think
30:36Okay, take it from me?
30:38There's nothing my brother hates more than a liar
30:44Did something happen?
30:48Our dad cheated on our mom
30:52She kicked her out of my mom?
30:53She kicked her out, but
30:55She still hasn't recovered
31:00Neither has TJ
31:03So when it comes to lying
31:04And sneaking around
31:07He doesn't forgive
31:10So if you really are into my brother
31:13You need to drop Mystery Man
31:26Got you now
31:26Got you now, two-timing virgin skank
31:33Hey
31:34I know what you're going to say
31:35And I'm working on telling him
31:38I was actually going to ask if Tracy had said anything about me
31:40But
31:41I mean, yeah
31:42Dude, what the fuck
31:43Like, especially after that kiss
31:46It's not alright, bro
31:47Okay, well, how would you tell him?
31:49I would just do it
31:51Like, do you want to wait until the tournament and just fuck up his game?
31:54No, of course not
31:55Because that would fuck up the friendship, too
31:56You know that
31:59Yeah, well, I'm also worried about Tracy
32:02It's not just you and TJ anymore
32:03He's my best friend's brother
32:06Look
32:07I know there is a lot on your plate
32:10But
32:11If you don't tell TJ
32:14I'm going to tell him that we should enter the tournament as a duo
32:17What?
32:18Look, I'm sorry, dude
32:20But if you can't even be honest with your teammates
32:23You can't be on the team
32:29Bye, guys
32:30Have a good night
33:15TJ, what are you doing?
33:16Sorry, I thought I heard a phone
33:18Is yours in here?
33:20My phone?
33:20It's in Tracy's room
33:32Okay, you can turn around
33:35Why did you just barge in here?
33:38Earlier
33:39Was, um
33:41Was that really your first kiss?
33:46Hey, come on
33:47You can tell me
33:48Can I?
33:50I thought it was just a game to you
33:51Yeah, well, I lied
33:54My sister was right there
33:59It wasn't just a game
34:00Charlotte
34:03Not to me
34:07I knew that kiss
34:10It made me realize that
34:14All of your firsts
34:16I want them to be with me
34:25We shouldn't do this right now
34:27It's late, okay
34:28We should go to bed
34:45Let me guess
34:47Tracy's drunk ass was passed out
34:50And she locked her bedroom door?
34:53Yeah, she always does that
34:54During parties
34:56Guess you're stuck with me
35:05TJ, we should really discuss
35:13Sleeping arrangements
35:15That one's easy
35:17I have a bed
35:18We both fit in it
35:20Something soft
35:24Don't you
35:26Want to share a bed with me?
35:40Wait, what are you doing?
35:41I'm going to go sleep on the couch
35:42You don't have to do that
35:43I can sleep on the couch
35:44Charlotte
35:47I'm trying to be chivalrous here
35:50But I want you
35:56I want you to stay
36:02Okay
36:04I'll stay with you
36:20Is that a girl like you
36:21You get so into video games?
36:24Would you ask a boy that question?
36:27Come on
36:29Okay
36:33Video games give me the chance
36:35To be someone else
36:38Someone braver
36:42Making friends
36:43Was harder for me than most people
36:47I don't know what's wrong with me
36:48There's nothing wrong with you, Charlotte
36:56The moment I laid eyes on you
37:00I felt like I knew you
37:04I can't explain it
37:05It's like
37:07We weren't starting from the beginning
37:11We were already close
37:14You're someone I know
37:15I can trust completely
37:18I really want to kiss you
37:20I really want to kiss you right now
37:47I know I'm probably not a good kisser
37:49No
37:50No
37:51No, it's not that
37:51It's
37:56It's just it's never felt like that before
38:00Like what?
38:04Like I want to keep kissing you for the rest of my life
38:13Can I just hold you?
38:17Yeah
38:17I'll take care of you
38:36I love you
38:42I love you
38:45I'm serena
39:21Here, our final guild trip to get you to play in the tournament. TJ designed it. You wanted it to
39:27be a surprise for you.
39:29Actually, I'm going to tell him right now, as soon as he gets here.
39:36Good. Proud of you, dog.
39:38I see someone still sledding it up all over the school.
39:43Are you going to keep fucking your way around every guy on campus or just the football players?
39:49What's wrong with you?
39:51Seriously, Sadie, that was way too far.
39:54Here's your phone, Char.
39:55Oh, you're finally meeting Mystery Man?
39:58Tracy.
39:59Jupiter? Is that like a nickname? That's kinky.
40:02Wait, Jupiter? Like TJ's video game character?
40:07What do you mean, TJ's video game?
40:10Another tackle?
40:11Third time's the charm.
40:17Why is everyone by my locker?
40:19Oh my god, it's you.
40:21You're Jupiter.
40:24The mystery man that Charlotte is talking to is Jupiter, aka TJ.
40:30Charlotte.
40:34You're Mars?
40:37Here I was, thinking that you're just talking to some rando, but no, it's so much weirder than that.
40:43You're a catfish.
40:45Charlotte, is that true?
40:48No, no, I swear that it wasn't.
40:49I didn't know that you were Jupiter until I saw you that day waiting for me.
40:52And then you just kept lying to me.
40:53I was trying to find the right time to tell you, and I was going to.
40:56Right now.
40:57That's why I was at your locker.
40:58Cora can back me up.
41:02Are you fucking kidding me?
41:04You knew.
41:06Dog, I found out myself, okay?
41:08And I wanted to tell you, but it was Charlotte's decision.
41:12So you were both in on it?
41:18You two deserve each other.
41:20TJ.
41:49TJ's not here.
41:50I know.
41:51He's at practice.
41:53I came to see you.
41:58It's bad enough.
41:59That I like your brother.
42:02And then lied to him.
42:05But I lied to you, too.
42:08When you were nothing but nice to me.
42:13And so, I just wanted to apologize.
42:19Even if you still hate me.
42:29Wait.
42:36I don't hate you.
42:39But I do appreciate the apology.
42:44All this time, my brother was your mystery man.
42:54And you are the person he's told me about all these years.
43:01His best friend.
43:05I know it seems like the world is over.
43:10But you can fix this.
43:31Voice changer disabled.
43:36TJ, are you there?
43:43I don't want to talk, Mark.
43:47Charlotte.
43:48You don't have to say anything back.
43:49Just please, let me explain.
43:57When we first met years ago.
44:01I didn't have any friends.
44:05The only thing that I was good at was video games.
44:08But when I logged on, I was told to go away because I was a girl.
44:14And so, I started using a voice changer.
44:19And it gave me a way to make friends, but as a boy.
44:25And it seemed harmless.
44:28And it was until it wasn't.
44:38I spent years liking Mars more than I liked Charlotte.
44:46And you were the first person to make me feel like both parts of me matter.
44:51And that's when I knew that I wasn't.
44:59But that doesn't matter anymore.
45:04All that I can hope for now
45:10is to get my best friend back.
45:24I'm going to the tournament with Corey tomorrow.
45:27And Tracy's going to be there to cheer us on.
45:31Will you be there?
45:35Please.
45:38Please.
45:53Jupiter has left the chat.
46:15He's not coming out of his room.
46:17Well, it's too late to register as a duo.
46:20Once they find out we're missing a member, they'll disqualify us.
46:23I'm so sorry, Corey.
46:25It's okay.
46:27The only pro is probably overrated anyway.
46:30Oh, come here, you big doofus.
46:35What was that for?
46:37You were too sad.
46:39I didn't like it.
46:41Pretty hypocritical, don't you think?
46:46You're allowed to date my friends, but I can't be interested in yours?
46:54It's about time.
46:57We're good, man.
46:58I'm happy for you.
47:02Let's go in the car.
47:11I wish I could just hit reset.
47:14Start over like a video game.
47:16Life's not a game, Charlotte.
47:22Last night you were about to say something.
47:25Before you started talking about the tournament.
47:28What was it?
47:29It doesn't matter.
47:30I think it does.
47:35Why?
47:42Losing the girl that became my everything broke me.
47:46But losing my best friend...
47:51That almost killed me.
47:56Then I realized I was being an idiot.
47:59That I didn't have to pick.
48:07I want you in my life.
48:11Both of you.
48:12All of you.
48:18I love you, Charlotte.
48:24I love you, too.
48:41You ready to win this tournament?
48:43You're playing?
48:45Hell yeah, I'm playing.
48:52Yeah.
48:54Yeah.
48:55Yeah, let's go win this.
48:57Pretty sure I already did.
48:59I'm playing.
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