00:00It was reported that the husband of former DHS Secretary
00:04Kristi Noem has been chatting with women online
00:07while wearing gigantic inflatable boobs
00:09as part of a bimbo fetish.
00:12Here to comment is Kristi Noem's husband.
00:30Hello, everyone.
00:33Hello, Michael.
00:35Hey, man.
00:37What?
00:41What?
00:43Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
00:46Hey, Michael. How are you?
00:48My eyes are up here.
00:49My nipples are out here. Huh?
00:52Huh?
00:54You got something on your mind, bud? Huh?
00:57Care to share?
00:58I didn't say anything.
01:00Good.
01:02Good.
01:04Good.
01:05Because I dare you all.
01:07I dare you all to find one thing that's comical
01:11about this whole situation.
01:14I dare you. I dare you.
01:16I dare you to make a joke about my big, beautiful balloon breasts.
01:21I dare you, Michael. Hey. Hey, Michael.
01:24I dare you to kink shame me on national TV
01:28about my insane clown juggalos
01:31and tiny, teeny, little pink bike shorts.
01:36Nah, man. I got nothing to say.
01:38Good.
01:39Thought so.
01:40Thought so.
01:40How about you, audience? Huh?
01:42Anything to say?
01:44Anything?
01:45Yeah.
01:47You got anything to say, liberal New York,
01:50about a conservative man's bloobs?
01:56Exactly. I thought so.
01:57Hey, cue cards.
01:58Hey, cue card guys.
02:00You have anything to say about my bimbo bazongas?
02:09Exactly. I thought so.
02:10And Lorne, Lorne Michaels.
02:12Care to comment on my big chumbawombas?
02:20That's all.
02:21What about my wife, Kristi Noem?
02:23Anything to add about my sweater puppies?
02:28Did someone say puppies?
02:32Oh, right. Oh, right.
02:34I wonder if the dog Kristi shot has anything to say.
02:43Good boy.
02:44And you?
02:45La Roche?
02:49Mama, you need to snatch that waste in
02:52and turn them things out.
02:53Shoulders back.
02:55Bussy forward.
02:56Because you thought you ate,
02:58but you are GLP, not the one hunty.
03:07Oh, and you, Colin,
03:09you got a little smile all over your face.
03:11Got a little grin.
03:13Want to say anything about my party city poppers?
03:19No, absolutely not.
03:20I don't want to say anything.
03:21But if I did,
03:22it would probably be something like...
03:28Great. Great.
03:32Awesome.
03:33Just awesome.
03:34I hope you're all enjoying yourselves
03:36here in Ma'am Danny's, New York.
03:40Listen, look, look.
03:41This whole thing is just fun for us
03:44because your wife is so awful.
03:47Ugh, I know, right?
03:50Hey, Che.
03:51Want to touch him?
03:54You know I want to touch him.
03:57Oh!
03:58A real move!
03:59Kristi Noam's husband!
04:01Anyone want to move?
Comments