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01:34Please be seated.
01:41We have all gathered here to witness the joining of these two beloved souls.
01:49It has been said that love is patient, love is kind.
01:55But I have found it to be much more life-threatening than that.
02:00When we first fall in love, we become soft.
02:04And in our softness, we are stabbed all the way through the chest.
02:09That's love.
02:11It's a metal rod through the heart, piercing you.
02:17Every day, you hope that that rod isn't ripped out.
02:21But like any risk, it's the thrill that makes it all worthwhile.
02:30To love fully, one must offer themselves up.
02:33The most important decision is who you trust to hold the other end of that metal rod.
02:40And now the couple has decided to write their own vows.
02:44Rachel, we'll start with you first.
02:53Nicky, falling for you was so easy and it happened so fast.
02:58Our first date was in a rental car and lasted four days.
03:05Four days and I remember thinking, I never want to get out of this car.
03:18And four days is now forever.
03:29I spent my life trying to arm myself against bad luck, always in pursuit of certainty.
03:43But as we know, this week has put us through the fucking ringer.
03:48Sorry, put us through the ringer and through it all, I realized that you can't rely on certainty
04:03because there is no certainty in marriage, in love, in anything.
04:09The only certainty in life is death.
04:17The only certainty in life is death.
04:46So fuck certainty.
05:02I have nothing to worry about.
05:05Because you, you are my good luck, Charm.
05:09You have always, always, always, always been my good luck, Charm.
05:15It's true.
05:19So, I vow, Nicky, to see you truly as you have done for me.
05:27And I promise to believe in you and believe in you and believe in us.
05:38Because that, that's really what this, this is.
05:42It's, it's a leap of faith.
05:45We don't know what's going to happen, but we believe it's going to work out.
05:52And I, I believe you are my soulmate.
06:04So, wherever we're going, wherever we're going,
06:10I never want to get out of this rental car.
06:16Okay, I'm done.
06:18Okay, Nicky, your turn.
06:20Yeah.
06:21Okay.
06:23I wrote mine down.
06:28Rachel.
06:30Um, I wish I went first.
06:33That's tough.
06:33That is tough to follow.
06:35Um, okay.
06:37Rachel.
06:37As you could see from the second you got here,
06:41I grew up in a household where marriage was highly regarded.
06:46So, of course, when you told me two weeks into our relationship that you'd never get married,
06:52I thought, she's the one.
06:57But really, I never had to interrogate if you were the one,
07:01because I was just new.
07:05And after spending one hour with you,
07:09I thought to myself, I hope every hour is like this.
07:13And if I don't spend the rest of my life with her,
07:16it's because I fucked up really badly.
07:21I made a vow to myself not to fuck it up really badly
07:24so that I could stand at an altar one day making vows to you.
07:31So, here we are.
07:35I promise to always give you my love,
07:40my time,
07:41my understanding.
07:44I promise to be a non-judgmental partner
07:47in whatever adventures you seek.
07:51I promise to stand beside you always,
07:56even in times of disagreement.
07:58There is nothing in the world that matters more to me than you.
08:04And I won't let anything get between us.
08:10That was beautiful.
08:11That was beautiful, both of you.
08:15Okay, now for the big moment.
08:17The rings, please.
08:21There you go.
08:23That's for you.
08:25That's for you.
08:27Oh, I'm shaking.
08:30Okay.
08:32Rachel Alexander Harkin,
08:34do you take Nicholas Summer Cunningham
08:36to be your lawfully wedded husband,
08:38to have and to hold,
08:40in sickness and in health,
08:42till death do you part.
08:52I do.
08:55I do.
09:06Nicholas Summer Cunningham,
09:08do you take Rachel Alexandra Harkin,
09:11to be your lawfully wedded wife,
09:13to have and to hold,
09:14in sickness and in health,
09:16until death do you part.
09:41I wrote these vows.
09:48a week ago,
09:48and they don't quite feel,
09:55because you're right.
09:58This week,
09:59it put us through the ringer,
10:01and everything I thought I knew,
10:04about love and marriage,
10:08it's changed.
10:08It's all changed.
10:11I understand you now,
10:13better than I ever have before.
10:15I see now,
10:16what you were saying,
10:17what are you doing?
10:19Marriage destroys people,
10:22and it was already starting to get to us,
10:24and you know what?
10:26I,
10:27I don't want our relationship to change.
10:31I'm going to shake you stick to the screen.
10:31Please,
10:32the marriage has been a poison.
10:34Marriage is a...
10:36Okay,
10:36I got it.
10:37It's been a poison,
10:38in my family,
10:39and I just,
10:41I pushed you here,
10:43what you didn't want.
10:44What are you doing,
10:45Rachel?
10:46All I want,
10:47is to spend the rest of my life with you.
10:50But I don't want us to be like them.
10:53I don't want us to have the privilege,
10:56genuinely choosing each other,
10:57every day like we do,
10:59we always have.
11:02The rental car is taking a hard lap,
11:05far away from here,
11:06she's on the car.
11:07Mickey,
11:07look at me,
11:08look at me.
11:10Marry,
11:10marry me,
11:11marry me.
11:12You'll have to marry me,
11:13right now.
11:15I'm freeing us from the institution.
11:17Are you fucking serious?
11:18Rachel,
11:19are you fucking serious?
11:20This is what you want.
11:22I'm serious.
11:23I'm serious.
11:23Oh my God,
11:24he's serious.
11:24Why don't we just give a couple
11:25some time to sort things out?
11:26Rachel.
11:27No.
11:28Everybody just stay quick.
11:30Rachel.
11:31Rachel.
11:38Get the keys,
11:38get in the car and drive.
11:39Fuck all this.
11:40No,
11:40you're not serious.
11:41I'm so sorry I pushed us here.
11:43I'm fixing it.
11:43Hey,
11:43this week it's been kind of a nightmare.
11:45Oh my God.
11:45And what if it was a vision of our future
11:47and I'm not going to let that happen to us?
11:48Of course this week was a nightmare,
11:49Nikki.
11:49It's the week of our wedding.
11:50What do you think the week of a wedding is?
11:53You were supposed to take the leap of faith with me.
11:55I did.
11:56I did.
11:56That's what I was doing.
11:57No,
11:57that was you hiding behind a philosophy
11:59and fearing a future
12:00based on other people's bad decisions.
12:02I was the one
12:03putting my confidence in us.
12:05I'm doing the same thing.
12:06Oh,
12:06how is this the same thing?
12:08You just agreed that all that matters is us.
12:10I'm looking out for us.
12:11How?
12:12I just refuted my family's whole value system for you.
12:14But I didn't ask you to.
12:16Okay,
12:16but Rachel,
12:17I know you never wanted to get married.
12:19And now I see it
12:20and I finally understand why.
12:22You have to marry me.
12:23Rachel.
12:24No,
12:24we have to get married.
12:25Rachel,
12:25you've literally always said
12:26you never wanted to get married.
12:28Yeah,
12:28that was before
12:28and neither was a fucking marriage curse
12:30tied to my bloodline.
12:30And actually,
12:31if you hadn't proposed to me,
12:32we'd be fine.
12:33And it's not your fault.
12:34Okay,
12:34it is not your fault.
12:35You didn't know,
12:36I didn't know,
12:37but now we know
12:38and now we have to get married.
12:40That's not a reason to get married.
12:43It should be because we love each other
12:45and we believe in that.
12:46I know,
12:47but that's not the fucking situation
12:49that we're in now.
12:57Oh my God,
12:59why are you doing this now?
13:02What the fuck,
13:03Nikki?
13:04Why are you doing this now?
13:15Yeah,
13:16more,
13:17more,
13:18more.
13:19Yeah,
13:19that,
13:19yeah,
13:19thank you.
13:20That's how much everyone
13:21should be getting,
13:21everyone,
13:22even the minors.
13:22That one's for you.
13:23He was in crisis,
13:24Victoria.
13:25He was looking to me for guidance
13:26and I had to be honest.
13:31How was I supposed to know
13:33he was going to react like this?
13:34Because he idolizes us.
13:36He thinks we have
13:36the perfect marriage.
13:39We do.
13:43He ruined my relationship
13:44with my son.
13:47I will never have the chance
13:49to regain his trust.
13:50I mean,
13:50no,
13:51no,
13:51no,
13:51he loves you.
13:52He took away my ending.
13:53Wait,
13:54come back.
13:55Victoria.
13:58Honey,
13:59what happened up there?
14:00Are you okay with this?
14:02Is Nikki okay?
14:03What do we do?
14:05It's just a little
14:06silly disagreement.
14:08They will be...
14:08Could someone do
14:09the wrong?
14:09I don't want anyone thirsty.
14:11Cheers.
14:12Cheers.
14:14Like you mean it.
14:15Mommy,
14:16hi!
14:16I'm keeping the energy out.
14:24Why'd you even propose to me then?
14:27If I've always said
14:28I didn't want to get married.
14:30All it took was you
14:30finding out that your parents'
14:32marriage isn't perfect.
14:33That's what you needed
14:34to do the thing
14:35that I've been saying
14:36I wanted since
14:36the day we met.
14:39I could have told you
14:40an hour into knowing them,
14:41Nikki,
14:41that your parents
14:42don't have the marriage
14:43you vitalized your whole life.
14:44Your mother is lovely, yes,
14:45but she's also a narcissist
14:46and your father
14:47is a broken romantic
14:48who's looking for something
14:49to stuff the rest of himself into
14:50so their marriage only works
14:52because he reveres her
14:54and she needs to be revered.
14:56He's completely consumed by her
14:57and still he's not enough for her
14:58so they're both empty
14:59and it's depressing to watch.
15:02Thanks, Rachel.
15:02Yeah.
15:03Thanks.
15:04Thank you for this.
15:04So I guess we both
15:05don't want to end up
15:06like your parents.
15:09And, um,
15:10just to be clear
15:11in that scenario,
15:13I'm the romantic
15:14and you're the narcissist.
15:16Oh.
15:17That's nice.
15:19Yeah, no,
15:19that does make sense, actually,
15:21because our whole relationship
15:23revolves around you.
15:25Okay.
15:26It's always me
15:27reassuring you
15:28that everything's okay
15:30even when there's literally
15:31nothing going on
15:32because you think
15:34something's always out
15:35to get you
15:36so I'm always tiptoeing
15:38around your sensitivities
15:39because you can't handle
15:41anything.
15:42I get it.
15:42Not even one day
15:44with my family
15:45without me there.
15:46Constantly reassuring you.
15:48Every little thing
15:50is just an exhausting puzzle
15:51with you.
15:52Nothing is easy.
15:54You're a really hard person
15:55to love.
15:56I know.
15:59Okay?
16:00I know.
16:04Is that what you want to hear?
16:09Fuck.
16:30It's me.
16:32It was me.
16:33It was me.
16:33It was me.
16:34It was me.
16:34Should we be?
16:44Why'd you say yes, then?
16:47When I proposed, why'd you say yes?
16:50Because, because, because I knew how much it meant to you, and I, and I, I loved you, and...
16:58Nikki, you're, like, the only person who could have gotten me here.
17:03You loved me?
17:08Do you not love me anymore?
17:12No, go away.
17:13I want to know her answer.
17:15Portia, my God.
17:16Mom wants you two back in there, kissing and smiling like you didn't just slap her in the face in
17:19front of her whole bloodline, and everyone in this world she loves and respects.
17:22Okay, goodbye.
17:23Goodbye.
17:25Goodbye.
17:31Yes, Nikki, of course I love you still.
17:35Okay, and one of the things that I love the most about you is that you are a rock, you
17:39are consistent, you are stable, and you don't do things like dump me at the altar.
17:44I wasn't breaking up with you, I was saving us.
17:47Oh, good. Yeah.
17:49Do you think it worked?
17:52If you really wanted to save us, you would have said I do up there because I had everything under
17:58control, okay?
17:59I had to go through a lot to get up there and say yes with confidence, and if you don't
18:08marry me by sundown, the curse spreads to you and your family.
18:11So, you know, actually, I was saving you.
18:17Oh, my God, Rachel.
18:19What?
18:20What do you mean, what?
18:23Why are you acting shocked?
18:25Why are you acting shocked?
18:31Run away, bride.
18:32It's a classic.
18:35Hi, guys.
18:37You're so pretty cute.
18:38You're so cute.
18:41Fuck, I couldn't walk her over it.
18:43Are you shaking?
18:45Shaking bitch.
18:46I don't want to say it, but you owe me $50 each.
18:50Oh, my gosh.
18:51You guys made a bet?
18:52Yeah.
18:53After the rehearsal dinner, it seemed like a safe bet.
18:55Come on, pass it over.
18:56Technically, the bet was about her calling her.
18:57They might still work it out.
18:59You too.
18:59You too?
19:00What?
19:01I like money.
19:02You lost the bet.
19:06So, it's actually in Crest here with Ryan.
19:08Not diamonds, but the back is custom.
19:10Please don't touch.
19:11It's fragile.
19:18What the fuck was he thinking?
19:21I don't know.
19:23And she didn't drink that.
19:24I don't know.
19:36What I'm saying is that from my perspective, you've been extra on edge since we got here.
19:43And then you told me something bad was going to happen.
19:47And then you started talking about curses.
19:50So, can't you see why it made sense to me that you'd be into the idea of us not getting
19:56married?
19:57Like, all of that stuff coming up before our wedding, it had to be caused in part by, like, the
20:04pressure or something.
20:05Nikki, stop.
20:07What?
20:09Do you not believe in the curse?
20:11Marriage is the curse.
20:13I'm absolving us from that.
20:14Oh, my God.
20:15No, Nikki.
20:17The curse is the curse.
20:18The absolution was us getting married.
20:21Do you think that I, like, made this up?
20:23I don't think I made it up.
20:24I just...
20:25What?
20:27Tell me what it is.
20:27What?
20:29What is it?
20:30Like, a fear of commitment or a stress?
20:33No, I...
20:34I just...
20:35What?
20:35I think both of us have been cursed in our own ways by the systems that raised us.
20:44Oh, my God.
20:45And by not getting married, we are fixing that.
20:48So, when I say that I will die if you and I are not soulmates, you don't believe me?
20:54I don't think Rachel.
20:56What?
20:58You don't think what?
21:04Yeah, I don't think that would happen.
21:09You literally just told me you believe me.
21:11You literally just told me you believe me right before I walked down the aisle.
21:14This is crazy.
21:15This is crazy.
21:16Wait, wait, hold on.
21:18I can't fucking believe it.
21:19No, no, no.
21:20I didn't mean for it to get like this.
21:21I'm sorry.
21:22I put my confidence in us because I thought that you saw me.
21:26I thought that we saw each other.
21:28Can we just go back to like...
21:29Can we just go back to like four hours ago, please?
21:32No.
21:48I like what I see.
21:51I like what I see if you see...
21:51Bright side or grooms?
21:55Groom.
21:56I knew it.
21:57Are you married?
21:58Uh, yeah.
21:59To each other?
22:01Yeah.
22:02Do you believe she's your soulmate?
22:05Yeah, for sure.
22:08For sure.
22:10Sorry, um, we're just gonna go back to the factory, too.
22:13What happens at a wedding reception where there's no bride or groom?
22:16What does that look like?
22:16It's set up for warning your bad jokes?
22:18No, honey, it's a genuine question.
22:20Please, please.
22:21No!
22:25I don't know what you want me to do!
22:27You don't let me think independently of you.
22:30You don't accept it when I don't share your exact perspective.
22:33I can't change what I believe in.
22:36But you can't believe me!
22:38Okay, Rachel, that's different, okay?
22:42I don't believe in, like, supernatural shit or, like, cosmic retribution or curses.
22:48Well, I don't believe in fucking aliens!
22:50But if you told me there was certainty that you saw a fucking alien, I would believe you, Nikki!
22:56I'm sorry, Rachel.
22:58I don't, I, you don't, you knew this about me, okay?
23:01This isn't, like, new information.
23:02You know what you do, what you do, Nikki, when you love someone is you believe the person that you
23:08love.
23:08That's what trust is.
23:09So when you told me that you believed me, I believed you, instead of looking at a catalog of all
23:15the things you've said in the past, because I am fucking seeing you in the moment, in every moment, I
23:20am looking at you, and you just, you don't fucking do that for me.
23:25You don't, you just, you chose a version of me a long time ago, and that's all I am, and,
23:33and, then you get, you get frustrated when I'm not it, because then you don't know who to be, and
23:39you know what?
23:40It's bad, Nikki, it's a bad fucking quality, because you have made it impossible, impossible, for me to exist.
23:53Two tecates, please.
23:58I like a jacket.
24:00Yeah, thanks.
24:02Can I have it?
24:08Three-four-five.
24:10I'm getting them.
24:25What the fuck is going on in there?
24:32Fuckers.
24:39Let me in.
24:40Rachel, the sun sets at 4.44.
24:42That's less than an hour.
24:43What the hell are you doing?
24:44I need a minute.
24:45You're running out of minutes.
24:47I'm getting the master key.
24:48Dickheads.
24:50Woo!
25:14If you weren't, if you weren't cursed, would you still have said yes?
25:18Oh, my God, that's irrelevant.
25:21It's like asking me, oh, do you think you'd be right-handed if you had no fucking arms?
25:28Well, I still want an answer.
25:33You have nothing to say.
25:35You have nothing to say.
25:35You know what, Nikki?
25:36But actually, you were just babied by your mother and sheltered from the entire fucking world,
25:40so you know nothing about the real world, Nikki.
25:43Nothing.
25:47An evil person.
25:48I think your brain should be studying.
25:50God, that was like two fucking years ago, Nikki.
25:53Okay, well, I would never disappear on you for a fucking week.
25:58Yeah, I think that you're a romantic.
26:00I think that you're a romantic.
26:03This is what I love waiting for you.
26:09This is what I love waiting for you tonight.
26:17It's just all the things I had, not to fall apart.
26:21Just trying to march and remember pieces of my broken heart.
26:25And I get off of it and I just feel sorry for myself, I am sorry.
26:31Oh, my God.
26:33I knew you would ruin the wedding, Rachel.
26:34I get it, Portia.
26:35I know that this has been a tough week, but whatever problems you two are having,
26:40I promise you will be able to work it out, okay?
26:44But now is not the time.
26:46Just let them do what they need to do.
26:47Nope, not right now.
26:48They have to get married, Dad.
26:49They have to.
26:50What happened out there, man?
26:51I don't need this.
26:52I don't need this right now.
26:53None of us need this right now.
26:55Grow up and get married.
26:56What the hell are you doing?
26:57I don't mind.
26:58Hey.
26:58You didn't drink it?
27:00No, I put my faith in him.
27:03Why would you do that?
27:04Because I was 98%.
27:05I'm sorry, drink what?
27:06The fuck are you doing?
27:07Look at her.
27:08Marry her.
27:08Who cares about your brand new life philosophy?
27:10Marry her or we're all fucked.
27:12And drink what?
27:13No.
27:13Oh, shut up, Portia.
27:14You have to get married.
27:16Oh, what, because of the curse?
27:16Oh, yes.
27:18He doesn't believe in it.
27:19Oh, it's real.
27:20And if you don't marry her, it spreads to our family.
27:23That means Jude's going to have it too, right?
27:24Wait, what do you mean?
27:25All of us?
27:26Yes.
27:26I don't understand.
27:27All right, everybody just calm down.
27:36So you're...
27:38Hey.
27:39You didn't mean what you said out there, did you?
27:53I was...
27:56I was just trying to do the right thing of five minutes to do that.
27:59Jude, shh.
28:01Okay, come on.
28:02Let's go.
28:04Dad, get ready to say your thing.
28:07Let's go get that witness guy.
28:09What's up, Jules?
28:09Why not even moving?
28:10Come on.
28:10I'm moving.
28:11I'm sorry.
28:12Rachel, come on.
28:13Rachel, come on.
28:15Okay, let's just go out there and finish the ceremony.
28:18You know?
28:19You have no reason to be embarrassed.
28:22No one's mad.
28:26Sweetheart, look at me.
28:29Um...
28:30Everything's going to be okay.
28:34Come on.
28:41Come on.
28:48I'm so sorry.
28:49Hey.
28:52Should we try again?
28:53Do you want to...
28:55Do you want to go back out there and try again?
28:57What do you say?
28:57What do you say?
28:59Rachel, should we...
29:04What do you say?
29:06What do you say?
29:09What do you...
29:13No.
29:15You know, Nikki.
29:18I'm not going to marry you.
29:21When...
29:23When...
29:23Oh, when the hot lights...
29:25Stop, stop, stop...
29:28Love you do, baby
29:30No, no, no...
29:33No, no, no, no...
29:34Give a hand
29:34Give a hand
29:35With the ocean
29:36A-try and sea
29:38When I can hold the world
29:41In the form of one hand
29:42When we can take the world to the moon
29:46When I can place the world and its people in some room
29:50What are you doing?
29:52I'm not going to fucking die for him.
29:53You're not going to die.
29:54You're saying your vows, you believe me, was your soulmate.
29:56Well, I don't.
29:56I don't.
29:57Please, do this one thing for me.
29:58This one thing?
29:59This one thing?
30:00Nikki, I did all of this for you.
30:03I did all of this for you.
30:04I said yes to the proposal for you.
30:06I said yes up there because I believed in you, but I'm done.
30:09I'm done.
30:10Okay?
30:10I'm not going to betray myself for you anymore.
30:12I deserve a second chance.
30:14I deserve a second chance.
30:16Rachel, please.
30:17Come on.
30:17Miss, please.
30:18All you had to do was believe me, Nikki.
30:22Fuck, it's 4.45.
30:23I deserve a second chance.
30:23Come on, please.
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