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02:35I'll sleep again.
02:36Yeah, okay.
02:37Okay, um, oh, the original Coldy's is coming up in the next town.
02:43Yeah?
02:43Yeah.
02:44Coldy's?
02:45What, they didn't have Coldy's in Oregon?
02:49Well, you've heard of Coldy's, though, right?
02:51The frozen custard shop?
02:52No.
02:52Bro, are you kidding?
02:55What about Larry Poole, the founder of Coldy's?
02:58How would I know about the founder of an ice cream shop that I've never heard of?
03:01I mean, he also murdered three women, and it's custard, not ice cream.
03:07Oh, my God, how?
03:08Make it different from ice cream.
03:10It uses more eggs or something.
03:12It was strangulation, I think, mostly.
03:14There's this podcast about Larry Poole, and it talks about this woman who tried to kill
03:19in the early 90s, and she was, like, eight months pregnant, and she just talks about
03:23all the fucking shit she had to do to survive.
03:26I mean, what kind of fucking shit?
03:29I was in his truck, and he was taking me down this remote highway, and that's when I noticed
03:35this tiny little shoe at my feet, a Barbie shoe.
03:38That could have meant he had a daughter, so I told him I was having a little girl.
03:43I was pregnant.
03:44I kept reminding him I'm pregnant.
03:46Then I saw a rest stop sign.
03:48I asked if he could stop, and he just reached over and he slit my throat.
03:55It felt hot, the blood coming out of me.
04:01And what I didn't expect is that when you lose a lot of blood, you can feel actually euphoric.
04:10It was the same way I felt on my wedding day.
04:13More than near death, it was almost like love.
04:20And then Larry threw me out on the side of the road.
04:24I just kept thinking, if you close your eyes, you'll die here.
04:30So I got up.
04:32I walked along the road, holding my throat together, and I started to feel less euphoric
04:37and more melted, like I was disappearing.
04:41But at the same time, like, I was running a marathon, and I was winning.
04:47I was winning.
04:50I made it to the rest stop.
04:51A young couple was there.
04:53Their eyes.
04:55God, they were horrified by the sight of me.
04:58But they were so kind.
05:01Thank God for them.
05:02Thank God for them.
05:03Those people saved my life.
05:06I'm going to grab a lighter from the gas station.
05:08You want anything?
05:10Maybe, uh, cinnamon gum?
05:12It's not that gross.
05:13It's pretty gross.
05:14Oh, will you, uh, save us a...
05:15Window booth, yeah.
05:23That's everybody.
05:28No doubt about it, I really think you're fine.
05:34Oh, baby.
05:35I'll shout all about it, so it won't be on your mind.
05:41Oh, baby.
05:43It's out of my desire.
05:46And what?
05:46It's not just that.
05:47I heard that you can also actually feel your bones and organs shifting to make room for the baby to
05:51come out.
05:52You know some women have giant babies, haven't you heard of that?
05:55Like, like, 12-pound babies.
05:57A huge hedge just tearing everything.
05:59We wouldn't have a huge baby.
06:01How do you know?
06:02Oh, I just think that, like, our future baby would be dainty.
06:09You can't guarantee that.
06:12I don't want to be torn open.
06:14It'll be small, I promise.
06:15Like this.
06:16Smaller.
06:16Smaller?
06:17Okay.
06:18Smaller than that.
06:20Smaller than smaller than this.
06:22I can't...
06:23Okay.
06:24That's good.
06:26Wait.
06:27That's so close.
06:29Holy shit.
06:30Really?
06:30Yeah, wait.
06:31I gotta show you.
06:31Hold on.
06:32With bad things happening to him.
06:34Why does he keep getting up?
06:35I don't know.
06:36The guy loves dogs.
06:38He loves dogs, and why do they keep going missing?
06:40What do you want me to say?
06:42Dogs go missing.
06:43No, dogs don't go missing.
06:45Cats go missing.
06:46That's not how it works.
06:48Are you sure you've never seen the logo before?
06:50I mean, it's identical.
06:52It is weird.
06:54You even got the pose right and everything.
06:56Yeah.
06:58That's crazy.
06:59Six cents or something.
07:01Did I ever tell you about my dad's girlfriend, the one that had the daughter of Kathy?
07:05Okay, keep going.
07:06So his four-year-old girl Kathy, she could remember her past life, and she always talked
07:10about her late husband and how he drowned trying to rescue their son from the rapids.
07:17Sounds like Kathy had a great imagination.
07:19No, I think that children can inexplicably exist in a third dimension or at least remember
07:26their past lives, and I don't know, maybe even the future.
07:29And I think that's weird.
07:31I don't like it.
07:33Or Kathy had a great imagination.
07:36You didn't know Kathy.
07:37She was haunted.
07:39I don't want haunted children.
07:42Yeah, well, we won't haunt them.
07:44Make them out haunted.
07:46You're not haunted.
07:47You can't know that for sure.
07:49I hope our kid comes out like you.
07:51Which is very sweet.
07:56At least my mom would have to skip that part.
07:59Which part?
08:01The whole thing.
08:02I mean, aren't children just basically like a vessel for old people to pour their love
08:06into?
08:07It's just distracting the inevitable loneliness of aging.
08:09Wow.
08:10Great lunch.
08:11I mean, what reason would a person have to keep losing their daughter?
08:15It's not like it's on purpose.
08:17I'm like, who cares?
08:19Can I get big in for another daughter?
08:21What's wrong?
08:23It's okay.
08:24I didn't even know her.
08:26It's fine.
08:29We had such a great seven and a half months together.
08:32It was so good.
08:33I didn't really even need any more.
08:36Yeah.
08:37Yeah.
08:38Yeah.
08:38Yeah.
08:38I've actually heard that.
08:39That's a secret to a healthy adulthood.
08:42What?
08:43A dead mother?
08:45And a agoraphobic father?
08:47Yeah.
08:47It's perfect.
08:48I think I read a New York Times article about it.
08:50And they said also that someone with overbearing parents makes the perfect match for someone
08:55with a dead mother and a strange father.
08:57Should we, like, get married or something?
08:59Oh, I'm thinking really small ceremony.
09:01My parents' little vacation cabin in the woods.
09:03None of the wedding bullshit.
09:05Just beautiful nature, snow falling outside the window.
09:08And we don't have to fly.
09:09We can drive and stop at the fanciest restaurants we can find.
09:13That's it.
09:14Let's fucking go.
09:15I'll marry you.
09:15Okay.
09:16Cheers.
09:18Clink.
09:20I love you.
09:21Love you.
09:23Hey.
09:23Hmm?
09:25My family's going to love you.
09:29She's got it.
09:30We're getting married.
09:33And, um, our kid will be perfect.
09:41Don't put so much pressure on our kid.
09:44Our kid will be mediocre.
09:45Some kids kill their own parents.
09:48Okay, but how is our kid going to kill us when it's only this big?
10:05He's killing the dogs, isn't he?
10:09What?
10:24I love you.
10:29I love you.
10:37My heart was made for bleeding.
10:40I love you.
10:41I love you.
10:44And I know you're mine.
10:58Ready?
10:59Three, two, one.
11:03I love you.
11:33Oh, my God.
11:35Oh, my God.
11:37Oh, my God.
11:38Oh, my God.
11:40Oh, my God.
11:47Oh, my God.
11:49Oh, my God.
11:52Oh, my God.
11:55Oh, my God.
11:57Dave.
11:58What?
11:59We're ready.
12:00I'm sorry.
12:01It was a long tunnel.
12:03oh that's bad luck i'm sorry i'll get it all the way back
12:58god i gotta pee
13:05oh
13:06oh
13:13oh
13:15oh
13:18oh
13:19oh
13:19oh
13:49oh
13:51oh
13:52oh my god
13:53oh
13:55oh
13:56okay stay here
13:58i'm gonna go check the bathroom
14:01rachel are you
14:02i'm looking for its parents and uh
14:04just stay i'll be right back
14:06rachel
14:07uh
14:08okay
14:09hey hi baby
14:11what's up
14:16hello
14:19anyone in here
14:25oh
14:26oh
14:26oh
14:26oh
14:30oh
14:31oh
14:32oh
14:32oh
14:32oh
14:33oh
14:36oh
14:37hello
14:38oh
14:39oh
14:41oh
14:43oh
14:43oh
14:55oh
14:57oh
15:43Hello?
16:10Hello?
16:22Hey.
16:27Hey, I'm not getting any service.
16:30I checked the men's room.
16:31There's no one in there.
16:32Oh, fuck, no service.
16:35Okay.
16:38Um...
16:40Okay, but I think one of us should stay here with the baby,
16:42and the other one should drive to the nearest, like, gas station,
16:43or restaurant, or whatever, and call for help.
16:45Okay, yeah, um, what do you want me to...
16:47Why is it quiet?
16:48What?
16:49Freeze the stuff in there.
16:55Okay.
16:58Uh...
16:59Did you try breaking it?
17:19What the fuck?
17:24What now?
17:42What's the fuck?
17:42He just came tonemes.
17:42Do you know?
17:42How'd it work?
17:48Did you play?
17:48Not really?
17:49Oh, I thought I was a kid named line.
17:53You're recovering molt problems here.
17:53I was...
18:03I don't know.
18:36I don't know.
18:53I'm 20 miles south of here off the highway.
18:55I don't have any cell service, but my boyfriend and I stopped there, and we found a baby abandoned
19:01in a car, and I think that maybe something bad might have happened to its parents.
19:07And, uh, are you, are you alone out here?
19:17That's good.
19:18You're here.
19:21Oh, that's less good.
19:23Sorry, can you call the cops, please?
19:25Uh, Benjamin.
19:29Yeah, Benjamin.
19:31So cool.
19:32Benjamin was the name of the guy who worked here before me, but he hung himself in the
19:37bathroom with an electrical cord, and they were too cheap to get me a name tag with my
19:40own name on it.
19:41Um, so could you, could you call the cops now, please?
19:48Are you stoned?
19:52It helps me relax.
19:54You seem relaxed.
19:55Could you call the cops, please?
19:57Wait here, I'll call.
20:09Wait here, I'll call.
20:17Oh, my God.
20:43Oh, my God.
21:12Hey, you said south of here?
21:14Uh, yeah, south of here.
21:16Um, hey.
21:17Okay, stay there.
21:19Wait.
21:19You are what you are to me.
21:26You are my happiness.
21:33That's what you are.
21:39You are my sweet friend.
21:45You are my sweet friend.
22:40You are my sweet friend.
22:56Are you sure he's the one?
23:13Hey, they're coming to rescue your baby.
23:32What the fuck?
23:38Hey, they're coming to rescue your baby.
24:04Oh, my God.
24:40Oh, my God.
24:42Fucking damn it.
24:45Fuck.
24:48Oh, my God.
24:49Sorry.
24:50You scared me.
24:51Is the baby okay?
24:52Oh, yeah.
24:53The family came back.
24:54What the fuck?
24:56You're bleeding.
24:57What happened?
24:58So, they thought I was trying to steal their baby, and the guy punched me in the face.
25:02What?
25:02Yeah, they pulled over to get some fresh air because she was car sick, and then I guess
25:06they went for a walk.
25:07And what?
25:08And left their baby in the car?
25:09Yeah.
25:10What?
25:11Is that not fucking psychotic?
25:13Let me see.
25:14Oh, man.
25:15Fuck, you had such a nice face.
25:17Yeah, they were really apologetic.
25:20They felt like we did the right thing.
25:21Okay.
25:22I'm so glad that they felt that way.
25:24Wait, wait.
25:24Should we wait for the cops?
25:29No.
25:30No, let's get the fuck out of here.
25:45You okay?
25:46Hmm?
25:47You okay?
25:47Yeah.
25:48It's okay.
26:01What is it?
26:02Uh, code is 0817.
26:04Your birthday?
26:07No pressure.
26:09Marrying your favorite child.
26:10Stop.
26:11You know they can't wait to meet you.
26:26Whoa.
26:28Yeah.
26:33Whoa.
26:40Yeah.
26:48Your parents' little vacation cabin?
26:52Is it not a cabin?
26:54It's not little.
26:58I don't know, I have a concussion or something.
27:05Okay.
27:07You ready?
27:18Holy shit.
27:24This is insane.
27:32Oh, God.
27:36Yeah.
27:37What is...
27:37It's like a tradition of the family dogs.
27:46Oh, it's actually...
27:48We always got in trouble for looking in their eyes
27:50because it was considered, like, disrespectful to do
27:53after they were dead.
27:55How would anyone know if you looked them in the eyes?
27:58Just my dad said that they could see.
28:01I just looked them in the eyes, so...
28:03Why am I in trouble?
28:04I guess we'll find out.
28:29Is that empty chair for me?
28:32I know, you've always dreamed of being painted into a family portrait
28:37guarded by two taxidermy dogs.
28:39Oh, yeah.
28:40Did they paint over your brother's ex-wife with his new one?
28:43Yeah.
28:44My sister demanded it.
28:47That's fucking weird.
28:49Oh, yeah.
28:55This is the love cave.
28:58The love cave?
28:59Yeah.
29:00Oh, my God.
29:01It's like...
29:12Oh, my God.
29:29was this a family pet too oh no my great-grandmother Elizabeth was killed by a bear and her husband
29:40died trying to avenge her death wow yeah would you do that for me of course okay sorry yeah you're
29:54good
29:55I could um get you some eyes for your face or I could you know just call the letter oh
30:02he's off at 10
30:08oh I'm just kidding are you sure I can get it I got it just tell me where it is
30:13all right I'll get the
30:14bags from the car kitchen it's uh down the atrium the right of the curb hallway by the front door
30:21here
30:33yeah
30:35yeah
30:35yeah
30:35yeah
30:36yeah
30:39yeah
30:58What the fuck?
31:02You scared the shit out of me.
31:04Sorry.
31:04Sorry.
31:05I didn't want to interrupt.
31:08I can go.
31:09Oh my God.
31:10She exists.
31:12There's no such thing as an erupting country.
31:15We're family.
31:16Oh, it's your wedding.
31:19Are you excited?
31:21I am excited.
31:23Oh, we were just talking about you,
31:25and you appeared out of thin air.
31:26I told you I can summon things.
31:28She's not a thing, Portia.
31:30Come meet your new family.
31:34Nellie?
31:35Julie?
31:36Nellie.
31:37Hi.
31:38It's Jules.
31:39Nice to meet you.
31:40I can't believe we're finally meeting you.
31:42It's like you've been avoiding us on purpose.
31:43Oh, my God, no.
31:44I was really disappointed when you didn't come to London
31:46or an Iceland trip last summer,
31:47but you were scared of planes or whatever.
31:49I was just telling my friend Cindy
31:50about how you and Nikki met at an airport.
31:54So romantic.
31:57You're really cute.
31:59Isn't she cute?
32:00She's very cute.
32:01Aw.
32:01Oh, let me see the ring.
32:04So pretty.
32:06Nellie, isn't it pretty?
32:07She's pretty, yeah.
32:08So where is darling Nikki?
32:09Uh, he's just unloading the car.
32:11We just got here.
32:13Um, I actually came in here to get some ice for his face
32:17because he, um, he got punched in the face tonight.
32:22Really?
32:22Why?
32:25It's a long story.
32:31You got time.
32:35Um, we were at a rest stop in the middle of nowhere
32:39and there was, um, like an abandoned baby in a car.
32:45Nikki stayed with the baby.
32:46I went to get help.
32:46And then when I went to this dive bar,
32:48there was this, like, very creepy guy.
32:51What if it was the sorry man?
32:55Portia.
32:59The what?
33:00Did you know there's something evil living in these woods?
33:03No, we're not doing that.
33:05Come on.
33:06I can tell a fucking story if I want to.
33:08I'm done.
33:08Rachel and Sarah.
33:10Go.
33:11Night, Rachel.
33:12Good night.
33:14Watch out.
33:17I'm going to go.
33:20Rachel.
33:21Hmm?
33:21It's quick.
33:22It's a bedtime story.
33:27Yeah.
33:28Okay.
33:31Okay.
33:32Picture this.
33:33It's a regular winter day, a day just like today.
33:35Jules is like eight and decides to run away
33:37because he's dramatic.
33:38I'm a baby, so I don't remember it anyway.
33:40It starts getting dark out
33:42and baby Jules is all alone in the woods.
33:44You know what's worse than being all alone in the woods?
33:47When you realize you're actually not all alone.
33:53So Jules hears a woman screaming like,
33:55But worse.
33:57He tries to run away from the sound,
33:59but no matter what direction he gets,
34:01the screams get louder and louder
34:04and louder and louder and louder
34:09and louder
34:10until he comes face to face with it.
34:13The sorry man.
34:17With his long, sharp, dirty nails.
34:20His distended belly.
34:22His mouth open in a downturned smile.
34:27Wailing.
34:28It's awful.
34:31Picture that shit ten fucking feet in front of you
34:33and that's what baby Jules sees.
34:34So Jules hides from the sorry man,
34:37holding his breath,
34:39watching,
34:40watching,
34:42watching,
34:43as the sorry man
34:45cuts a woman
34:47open
34:49and turns her inside out.
34:53And the whole time he does it,
34:55he cries and he says,
34:57I'm sorry.
34:58I'm sorry.
35:00I'm sorry.
35:03It's awful.
35:05He's totally deranged
35:06and he comes up from hell,
35:07stalking these woods,
35:08believing his long lost wife.
35:10He's hidden inside another woman.
35:12and like one day
35:14he'll slice a woman open
35:15and there she'll be.
35:19And the two of them
35:20can go back to hell
35:21in some fucked up
35:24romantic kind of...
35:27Oh my God.
35:30What is that?
35:36I got you!
35:38I got you both.
35:40Aw, Judy, what's up?
35:43What are you doing up, Judy?
35:46Spying on the girls?
35:48Sorry, Portia.
35:49I couldn't sleep.
35:51Well, this is Rachel.
35:52She's gonna be your new aunt.
35:54Isn't that exciting?
35:56Aw, it's okay.
35:58No, the sorry man's
36:00awoken by the scent of blood
36:01so you just have to
36:02avoid bleeding.
36:03You're not on your period, right?
36:07Don't worry.
36:08The sorry man doesn't
36:09want little boys.
36:10No.
36:12He prefers brides.
36:14So this is what we say
36:15to Auntie Rachel.
36:16Good night.
36:16Good night, sweet bride.
36:18Sweet bride.
36:20Don't let the sorry man
36:21see your insides.
36:31Hey, sir, I had to hear that story
36:32to get me to this.
36:34It scared us so much
36:35when we were kids
36:36that our parents
36:37put a ban on it.
36:39So you met Jules
36:40and Nellie, too?
36:41That's fun.
36:42Are they trying to
36:43kill each other
36:44with butter knives?
36:45I mean, you don't believe it.
36:46Yeah.
36:47Right?
36:47No.
36:48I definitely don't
36:49believe in the human skin-wearing
36:51monster
36:52from hell.
36:55But something happened
36:57to Jules
36:57in the woods
36:58from your kids.
36:59You just
37:01came back different.
37:03You don't know
37:04what really happened?
37:07That's the story
37:08you came back with.
37:10And then my parents
37:11ditched him
37:12at some fancy
37:13European boarding school.
37:14Pretty messed up, right?
37:15I stabbed a guy
37:16at the dive bar.
37:18What?
37:19With the car keys.
37:21He was super
37:23fucking creepy.
37:24What do you mean?
37:25He kept staring at me
37:26and then he started
37:26walking up to me
37:27and I thought that
37:28he was going to hurt me
37:28but I don't know
37:29how to describe it
37:30but I was like
37:30he was watching me pee.
37:33What?
37:33Are you okay?
37:34Yeah, fine.
37:35It was just...
37:39I don't know.
37:40I do feel sort of
37:42like I'm having deja vu
37:43but like not the good kind.
37:44Like I feel something
37:45so familiar
37:46and I don't know
37:47how to describe it
37:48except just dread.
37:49Like when you just like
37:51you just know
37:51something bad's going to happen
37:52you just know
37:53and I've been
37:53feeling that way
37:55more and more
37:55and more
37:56and more
37:56and more
37:57since we got here
37:58and then
37:59now that we're here
38:00I just like
38:01I don't know
38:02I just like
38:02I really
38:03I really feel it now.
38:04Hey, come here.
38:04Come here.
38:04Rachel.
38:05Baby, come here.
38:07It's okay.
38:08I'm sorry.
38:10I'm sorry.
38:11I...
38:12I get it.
38:13Hey, I've been feeling it too.
38:15I've been feeling off.
38:16I completely understand.
38:25Nikki.
38:26Hmm?
38:29Did you tell your sister
38:30I didn't come to Iceland
38:31because of a panic attack?
38:33No.
38:34I wouldn't do that.
38:37Then why does she know
38:39I'm afraid of flying?
38:41Well, she knows the story
38:42of how we met.
38:48I'm sorry.
39:02I'm sorry.
39:04Sorry.
39:05Sorry.
39:05What?
39:07What?
39:14I have to do the thing.
40:05I have to do the thing.
40:08I have to do the thing.
40:53I have to do the thing.
41:11I have to do the thing.
41:42I have to do the thing.
42:14I have to do the thing.
42:42I have to do the thing.
43:04I have to do the thing.
43:40I have to do the thing.
43:44I have to do the thing.
44:14I have to do the thing.
44:37I have to do the thing.
45:07I have to do the thing.
45:14I have to do the thing.
45:25I have to do the thing.
45:37I have to do the thing.
45:57I have to do the thing.
46:13I have to do the thing.
46:22I have to do the thing.
46:29You are my destiny.
46:35You are my destiny.
46:50You are my destiny.
47:02You are my destiny.
47:03You are my destiny.
47:06You are my destiny.
47:06You share my reverie.
47:09You are my destiny.
47:11You are my destiny.
47:19You are my destiny.
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