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02:26Do you want to switch? We can switch.
02:27What the fuck?
02:29Oh, sorry. Yeah, no, no, it's fine.
02:32Oh, my God. Sorry.
02:34Just, will you talk to me so I don't fall asleep again?
02:36Yeah, okay.
02:37Okay.
02:40Oh, the original Coldies is coming up at the next town.
02:43Yeah?
02:44Yeah.
02:44Coldies?
02:45What, they didn't have Coldies in Oregon?
02:49Well, you've heard of Coldies, though, right?
02:51The frozen custard shop?
02:52No.
02:52Bro, are you kidding?
02:55What about Larry Poole, the founder of Coldies?
02:58How would I know what the founder of an ice cream shop that I've never heard of?
03:01I mean, he also murdered three women, and it's custard, not ice cream.
03:07Oh, my God. How?
03:08They make it different from ice cream.
03:10It uses more eggs or something.
03:12It was strangulation, I think, mostly.
03:14There's this podcast about Larry Poole,
03:16and it talks about this woman who tried to kill in the early 90s,
03:20and she was, like, eight months pregnant,
03:22and she just talks about all the fucking shit she had to do to survive.
03:26I mean, what kind of fucking shit?
03:29I was in his truck, and he was taking me down this remote highway,
03:33and that's when I noticed this tiny little shoe at my feet,
03:37a Barbie shoe.
03:38That could have meant he had a daughter,
03:40so I told him I was having a little girl.
03:43I was pregnant.
03:43And I kept reminding him I'm pregnant.
03:46Then I saw a rest stop sign.
03:48I asked if he could stop,
03:50and he just reached over and he slit my throat.
03:55It felt hot, the blood coming out of me.
04:01And what I didn't expect is that when you lose a lot of blood,
04:05you can feel actually euphoric.
04:10It was the same way I felt all my wedding day.
04:13More than near death.
04:16It was almost like love.
04:20And then Larry threw me out on the side of the road.
04:24I just kept thinking,
04:26if you close your eyes,
04:28you'll die here.
04:30So I got up.
04:32I walked along the road,
04:34holding my throat together,
04:35and I started to feel less euphoric
04:37and more melted,
04:38like I was disappearing.
04:41But at the same time,
04:43like I was running a marathon,
04:44and I was winning.
04:46I was winning.
04:50I made it to the rest stop.
04:51A young couple was there.
04:53Their eyes?
04:55God, they were horrified by the sight of me.
04:58But they were so kind.
05:01Thank God for them.
05:02Thank God for them.
05:03Those people saved my life.
05:06I'm gonna grab a lighter from the gas station.
05:08You want anything?
05:11Maybe cinnamon gum?
05:12It's not that gross.
05:13It's pretty gross.
05:14Oh, will you save us a...
05:15Window booth, yeah.
05:23That's everybody.
05:28No doubt about it.
05:31I really think you're fine.
05:34Oh, baby.
05:35I'll shout all about it.
05:38So it won't be on your mind.
05:41Oh, baby.
05:43It's out of higher desire.
05:45And what?
05:46It's not just that.
05:47I heard that you can also actually feel
05:48your bones and organs shifting
05:50to make room for the baby to come out.
05:52You know some women have giant babies.
05:54Have you heard of that?
05:55Like 12-pound babies.
05:57Huge heads just tearing everything.
05:59We wouldn't have a huge baby.
06:01How do you know?
06:02Oh, I just think that, like,
06:05our future baby would be...
06:08Yeah?
06:09...dainty.
06:09You can't guarantee that.
06:12I don't want to be torn open.
06:14It'll be small, I promise.
06:15Like this.
06:16Smaller.
06:16Smaller?
06:17Okay.
06:18Smaller than that.
06:20Smaller than that.
06:22I can't...
06:23Okay.
06:24That's good.
06:26Wait.
06:27That's so close.
06:29Holy shit.
06:30Really?
06:30Yeah, wait.
06:31I gotta show you.
06:31People are embarrassed
06:32with bad things happening to him.
06:34Why does he keep getting up?
06:35I don't know.
06:36The guy loves dogs.
06:38He loves dogs,
06:39then why do they keep going missing?
06:40What do you want me to say?
06:42Dogs go missing.
06:43No, dogs don't go missing.
06:45Cats go missing.
06:46That's not how it works.
06:48Are you sure you've never seen the logo before?
06:50I mean, it's identical.
06:52It is weird.
06:54You even got the pose right and everything.
06:56Yeah.
06:58That's crazy.
06:59Six cents or something.
07:01Did I ever tell you about my dad's girlfriend,
07:04the one that had the daughter of Kathy?
07:05No, keep going.
07:06So his four-year-old girl Kathy,
07:07she could remember her past life.
07:09And she always talked about her late husband
07:13and how he drowned trying to rescue their son from the rapids.
07:17Sounds like Kathy had a great imagination.
07:19No, I think that children can inexplicably exist
07:23in a third dimension
07:24or at least remember their past lives
07:26and, I don't know, maybe even the future.
07:29And I think that's weird.
07:31I don't like it.
07:32Or Kathy had a great imagination.
07:35You didn't know Kathy.
07:37She was haunted.
07:39I don't want haunted children.
07:42Yeah, well, we won't haunt them.
07:44Make them out haunted.
07:46You're not haunted.
07:47You can't know that for sure.
07:49I hope our kid comes out like you.
07:51Which is very sweet.
07:56At least my mom would have to skip that part.
07:59Which part?
08:01The whole thing.
08:02I mean, aren't children just basically like a vessel
08:05for old people to pour their love into?
08:07It does distract from the inevitable loneliness of aging.
08:09Wow.
08:10Great lunch.
08:12I mean, what reason would a person have
08:13to keep losing their daughter?
08:15It's not like it's on purpose.
08:17I'm like, who cares?
08:19Do I get banned from another daughter?
08:20What's wrong?
08:23It's okay.
08:24I didn't even know her.
08:26It's fine.
08:29We had such a great seven and a half months together.
08:32It was so good.
08:33I didn't really even need any more.
08:36Yeah.
08:37Yeah.
08:38Yeah, I've actually heard that.
08:39That's a secret to a healthy adulthood.
08:42What?
08:43A dead mother?
08:45And a agoraphobic father?
08:47Yeah.
08:47It's perfect.
08:48I think I read a New York Times article about it.
08:50And they said also that someone with overbearing parents
08:53makes the perfect match for someone with a dead mother
08:56and a strange father.
08:57Should we, like, get married or something?
08:59Oh, I'm thinking really small ceremony,
09:01my parents' little vacation cabin in the woods,
09:04none of the wedding bullshit,
09:05just beautiful nature, snow falling outside the window.
09:08And we don't have to fly.
09:09We can drive and stop at the fanciest restaurants we can find.
09:13That's it.
09:14Let's fucking go.
09:15I'll marry you.
09:15Okay, cheers.
09:18Clink.
09:20I love you.
09:21Love you.
09:22Hey.
09:23Hmm?
09:25My family's gonna love you.
09:29She's got it.
09:30We're getting married.
09:33And, um, our kid will be perfect.
09:41Don't put so much pressure on our kid.
09:44Our kid will be mediocre.
09:45Some kids kill their own parents.
09:48Okay, but how is our kid gonna kill us
09:50when it's only this big?
10:05He's killing the dogs, isn't he?
10:09What?
10:25I love you.
10:28I love you.
10:30I love you from the heart of the world.
10:37My heart was made for bleeding.
10:40I love you.
10:41I love you.
10:44And I know you're married.
10:47I love you.
10:52I love you.
10:56I love you.
10:59I love you.
11:04I love you.
11:29I love you.
11:30I love you.
11:31I love you.
11:32I love you.
11:33I love you.
11:33I love you.
11:34I love you.
11:34Oh!
11:35Oh, my God!
11:38Oh!
11:40Oh, my God!
11:46Oh, my God!
11:47Oh, my God!
11:49Oh, my God!
11:52Oh, my God!
11:55Oh, my God!
11:57Babe!
11:58What?
11:59You weren't ready!
12:00I'm sorry. It was a long tunnel.
12:03Oh, but that's bad luck.
12:06I'm sorry.
12:07I'll get it on the way back.
12:10Fuck.
12:37Fuck.
12:58God, I gotta pee.
13:11I gotta pee.
13:15I gotta pee.
13:26I gotta pee.
13:29I gotta pee.
13:43I gotta pee.
14:00I gotta pee.
14:07I gotta pee.
14:12I gotta pee.
14:14I gotta pee.
14:16I gotta pee.
14:44I gotta pee.
14:54I gotta pee.
15:00I gotta pee.
15:30BIRDS CHIRP
16:00BIRDS CHIRP
16:05BIRDS CHIRP
16:07BIRDS CHIRP
16:22Hey!
16:28I'm not getting any service.
16:30I checked the men's room, there's no one in there.
16:32Oh fuck, no service.
16:35Okay.
16:38Um...
16:40Okay, but I think one of us should just stay here with the baby and the other one should
16:42drive to the nearest, like, gas station or restaurant or whatever and call for help.
16:45Okay, yeah, um...
16:46What do you want me to...
16:47Why is it quiet?
16:48What?
16:49Uh...
16:49Freeze the stuff in there.
16:55Okay.
16:58Uh...
16:59Did you try breaking it?
17:19What the fuck?
17:22What do you do?
17:22What do you do?
18:49Hi! Hi! Excuse me.
18:51There's a, like, a rest stop, I don't know, 20 miles south of here off the highway.
18:55I don't have any cell service, but my boyfriend and I, uh, stopped there,
18:58and we found a baby abandoned in a car,
19:02and I think that maybe something, like, bad might have happened to its parents.
19:07Uh, are you, are you alone out here?
19:16Oh, that's good.
19:18You're here.
19:20Oh, that's less good. Sorry, can you call the cops, please? Uh, Benjamin.
19:29Yeah, Benjamin.
19:31So cool.
19:32Benjamin was the name of the guy who worked here before me,
19:36but he hung himself in the bathroom with an electrical cord,
19:38and they were too cheap to get me a name tag with my own name on it.
19:42Um, so could you, could you call the cops now, please?
19:47Are you stoned?
19:52It helps me relax.
19:54You seem relaxed.
19:55Could you call the cops, please?
19:57Wait here. I'll call.
20:29Oh, my God.
21:02Fuck!
21:12Hey, you said South of here?
21:14Uh, yeah, South of here.
21:16Um, hey.
21:17Okay, stay there.
21:19Wait, Benjamin.
21:29Oh, my God.
21:29I'll be there, that's what you are, you are my sweet friend, you are...
22:22I'll be there, you are...
22:56I'm sure he's the one.
23:13Hey, they're coming to rescue your baby.
23:32What the fuck?
23:39What the fuck?
23:40What the fuck?
23:53What the fuck?
24:04What the fuck?
24:07What the fuck?
24:12What the fuck?
24:13What the fuck?
24:39What the fuck?
24:41Oh my god!
24:41Fucking dammit!
24:45Fuck!
24:48Oh my god!
24:49Sorry!
24:50Sorry!
24:51Is the baby okay?
24:52Oh yeah!
24:53The family came back!
24:54What the fuck?
24:56You're bleeding!
24:57What happened?
24:58So, they thought I was trying to steal their baby, and the guy punched me in the face.
25:02What?
25:02Yeah, they pulled over to get some fresh air because she was car sick, and then I guess they
25:06went for a walk.
25:07And what?
25:08And left their baby in the car?
25:09Yeah, I don't know.
25:10What?
25:11Is that not fucking psychotic?
25:13Let me see.
25:15Fuck, you had such a nice face.
25:17Yeah, they were really apologetic.
25:20They felt like we did the right thing.
25:21Okay, I'm so glad that they felt that way.
25:24Wait, wait.
25:24Should we wait for the cops?
25:29No.
25:30No, let's get the fuck out of here.
25:45You okay?
25:46Hmm?
25:47You okay?
25:47Yeah.
25:48It's okay.
26:01What is it?
26:02Uh, code is 0817.
26:04Your birthday?
26:07No pressure, marrying the favorite child.
26:10Stop, you know they can't wait to meet you.
26:26Whoa.
26:28Yeah.
26:48Your parents' little vacation cabin?
26:52Is it not a cabin?
26:54It's not little.
26:57I don't know if I have a concussion or something.
27:05Okay.
27:07You ready?
27:19Holy shit.
27:24This is insane.
27:32Oh, God.
27:35Yeah.
27:37Um, it's like a tradition of the family dogs.
27:46Oh, it's actually, we always got in trouble for looking in their eyes, because it was
27:51considered, like, disrespectful to do after they were dead.
27:54How would anyone know if you looked them in the eyes?
27:58Just, my dad said that they could see.
28:01I just looked them in the eyes, so why am I in trouble?
28:04I guess we'll find out.
28:09Yeah.
28:29Is that empty chair for me?
28:33I know, you've always dreamed of being painted into a family portrait guarded by two taxidermy
28:38dogs.
28:39Oh, yeah.
28:40Did they paint over your brother's ex-wife with his new one?
28:43Oh, yeah.
28:44My sister demanded it.
28:47That's fucking weird.
28:49Yeah.
28:55This is the love cave.
28:58The love cave?
28:59Yeah.
28:59Oh, my God!
29:01I'm sorry, Anyway.
29:01I'm sorry.
29:02I'm sorry.
29:02I'm sorry.
29:03I'm sorry.aroa.
29:07I'm sorry.
29:12Oh, my God.
29:13-ah! Uh
29:18-oh. Oh,
29:19my God. Ah!
29:19A-ah! Uh
29:20-oh.
29:21Uh-huh.
29:22We're goddamn!
29:25Uh-oh.
29:26Uh-oh.
29:27Oh, my God.
29:29Was this a family pet, too?
29:32Oh, no.
29:34My great-grandmother, Elizabeth, was killed by a bear.
29:39And her husband died trying to avenge her death.
29:43Wow.
29:44Yeah.
29:46Would you do that for me?
29:49Of course.
29:51Oh, careful, careful.
29:52Sorry.
29:53Yeah.
29:53Sorry.
29:53You're good.
29:55I could, um, get you some eyes for your face, or I could, you know, just call the letter.
30:02Oh, he's off at 10.
30:07Oh.
30:08I'm just kidding.
30:09Are you sure?
30:10I can get it.
30:11I got it.
30:12Just tell me where it is.
30:13All right.
30:14I'll get the bags from the car.
30:16Kitchen, it's, uh, down the atrium.
30:19The right of the curb hallway by the front door.
30:22Here?
30:22Yeah.
30:23Right.
30:32Okay.
30:43I have to.
30:44I have to.
30:45She can't knock out of here.
30:47What happened?
30:48What would you?
30:49She can't knock out of here.
30:50She can't knock out of here.
30:51What would you do?
30:51He gives his shit the whole time.
30:53No, I don't put the rules. I put them myself.
30:56You just have to be that.
30:57Well, you should divorce him and marry me and complete the Cunningham sibling trifecta.
31:01Fuck!
31:02You scared the shit out of me!
31:04Sorry. Sorry, I didn't want to interrupt.
31:08I can go.
31:09Oh my god, she exists!
31:12There's no such thing as an erupting country!
31:15We're family!
31:17It's your wedding!
31:19Are you excited?
31:21I am excited.
31:23Oh, we were just talking about you and you appeared out of thin air.
31:26I told you I can summon things.
31:28She's not a thing, Portia.
31:30Come meet your new family!
31:34Nellie?
31:35Julie?
31:36Nellie.
31:37Hi.
31:39It's Jules.
31:39Nice to meet you.
31:40I can't believe we're finally meeting you.
31:42It's like you've been avoiding us on purpose.
31:43Oh my god, no.
31:44I was really disappointed when you didn't come to London or an Iceland trip last summer,
31:47but you were scared of planes or whatever.
31:49I was just telling my friend Cindy about how you and Nikki met at an airport.
31:53Oh, it's so romantic.
31:57You're really cute.
31:59Isn't she cute?
32:00She's very cute.
32:01Oh, let me see the ring.
32:04So pretty.
32:06Nellie, isn't it pretty?
32:07She's pretty, yeah.
32:08So where is darling Nikki?
32:09Uh, he's just unloading the car.
32:11We just got here.
32:13Um, I actually came in here to get some ice for his face because he, um, he got punched
32:20in the face tonight.
32:22Really?
32:22Why?
32:25It's a long story.
32:31You got time.
32:35Um, we were at a rest stop in the middle of nowhere and there was, um, like an abandoned
32:42baby in, in a car.
32:45Nikki stayed with the baby.
32:46I went to get help.
32:46And then when I went to this dive bar, there was this, like, very creepy guy.
32:51What if it was the sorry man?
32:55Portia.
32:59The what?
33:00Did you know there's something evil living in these woods?
33:03No, we're not doing that.
33:05Come on.
33:06I can tell a fucking story if I want to.
33:08I'm done.
33:08Rachel and Sarah.
33:09Good night, Rachel.
33:12Good night.
33:14Watch out.
33:16Okay, I'm gonna go.
33:20Rachel.
33:21Hmm?
33:21It's quick.
33:22It's a bedtime story.
33:27Yeah.
33:28Okay.
33:31Okay.
33:32Picture this.
33:33It's a regular winter day, a day just like today.
33:35Jules is like eight and decides to run away because he's dramatic.
33:38I'm a baby, so I don't remember it anyway.
33:40It starts getting dark out.
33:42And baby Jules is all alone in the woods.
33:45You know what's worse than being all alone in the woods?
33:47When you realize you're actually not all alone.
33:53So Jules hears a woman screaming like,
33:56But worse.
33:57He tries to run away from the sound, but no matter what direction he gets,
34:01the screams get louder and louder and louder and louder.
34:08And louder.
34:09Until he comes face to face with it.
34:14The sorry man.
34:17With his long, sharp, dirty nails.
34:20His distended belly.
34:22His mouth open in a downturned smile.
34:27Wailing.
34:28It's awful.
34:30Picture that shit ten fucking feet in front of you, and that's what baby Jules sees.
34:35So Jules hides from the sorry man.
34:37Holding his breath.
34:39Watching.
34:40Watching.
34:42Watching.
34:44As the sorry man cuts a woman open and turns her inside out.
34:53And the whole time he does it, he cries and he says,
34:57I'm sorry.
34:58I'm sorry.
35:00I'm sorry.
35:03It's awful.
35:05He's totally deranged and he comes up from hell, stalking these woods, believing his long lost wife.
35:10He's hidden inside another woman.
35:12And, like, one day he'll slice a woman open and there she'll be.
35:19And the two of them can go back to hell in some fucked up romantic kind of...
35:27Oh, my God.
35:29What is that?
35:36I got you!
35:38I got you both.
35:40Aw, Judy, what's up?
35:43What are you doing up, Judy?
35:46Spying on the girls?
35:48Sorry, Portia.
35:49I couldn't sleep.
35:51Well, this is Rachel.
35:52She's gonna be your new aunt.
35:54Isn't that exciting?
35:56Oh, it's okay.
35:58No, the sorry man's awoken by the scent of blood, so you just have to avoid bleeding.
36:03You're not on your period, right?
36:07Don't worry.
36:08The sorry man doesn't want little boys.
36:10No.
36:12He prefers brides.
36:14So this is what we say to Auntie Rachel.
36:16Good night.
36:16Good night, sweet bride.
36:18Sweet bride.
36:20Don't let the sorry man see your insides.
36:31Hey, sir, I had to hear that story to get me to this.
36:34It scared us so much when we were kids that our parents put a ban on it.
36:39So you met Jules and Nellie, too?
36:41That's fun.
36:42Are they trying to kill each other with butter knives?
36:44I mean, you don't believe in it, right?
36:47No.
36:48I definitely don't believe in the human skin-wearing monster from hell.
36:55But something happened to Jules in the woods from your kids.
36:59You just came back different.
37:03You don't know what really happened?
37:07That's the story you came back with.
37:10And then my parents ditched him at some fancy European boarding school.
37:14Pretty messed up, right?
37:15I stabbed a guy at the dive bar.
37:18What?
37:19With the car keys.
37:22He was super fucking creepy.
37:24What?
37:24What do you mean?
37:25He kept staring at me, and then he started walking up to me,
37:27and I thought that he was going to hurt me, but he was...
37:29I don't know how to describe it, but I was like...
37:31He was watching me pee.
37:33The lights?
37:33Are you okay?
37:34Yeah, fine.
37:35It was just...
37:39I don't know.
37:41I do feel sort of like I'm having deja vu, but, like, not the good kind.
37:44And, like, I feel something so familiar, and I don't know how to describe it except just dread.
37:50Like, when you just, like, you just know something bad's going to happen.
37:52You just know.
37:53And I've been feeling that way more and more and more and more and more since we got here.
37:58And then now that we're here, I just, like...
38:01I don't know.
38:02I just, like, I really, I really feel it now.
38:04Hey, come here.
38:04Come here.
38:04Rachel.
38:06Baby, come here.
38:07It's okay.
38:08Hey, I'm sorry.
38:10I'm sorry.
38:11I...
38:11I get it.
38:13Hey, I've been feeling it, too.
38:15I've been feeling off.
38:16I completely understand.
38:25Nikki.
38:26Hmm?
38:28Did you tell your sister I didn't come to Iceland because of a panic attack?
38:33No.
38:34I wouldn't do that.
38:38Then why does she know I'm afraid of flying?
38:41Well, she knows the story of how we met.
38:48I'm sorry.
38:50I'm sorry.
39:03Sorry.
39:04Sorry.
39:05What?
39:13I have to do the thing.
39:16I have to do the thing.
39:20I have to do the thing.
39:58I have to do the thing.
39:58No, no, no, no.
40:50No, no, no, no.
41:11Mickey?
41:16I don't know.
41:54I don't know.
42:23I don't know.
42:48I don't know.
43:23I don't know.
44:01I don't know.
44:12I don't know.
44:34I don't know.
44:38I don't know.
44:38I don't know.
45:15I don't know.
45:22I don't know.
45:26I don't know.
45:26I don't know.
45:49I don't know.
45:51I don't know.
45:52I don't know.
46:05I don't know.
46:22I don't know.
46:24I don't know.
46:29You are my destiny.
46:36You are my destiny.
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