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FULL MOVIES ENGLISH SUB (2026) - FULL | Reelshort
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FULL MOVIES ENGLISH SUB (2026) - FULL | Reelshort
#drama #cdrama #romantic #love #movie #shortdrama #showhots #2026
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00:01Welcome to the Manor House.
00:03The ultimate setting for a reality game show like no other.
00:08This sprawling estate is the home of six brand new TV shows.
00:13Welcome to the perfect pooch.
00:16Welcome to the applicants.
00:17Well hello players, welcome to the backstabber.
00:20Each with its own set of real contestants.
00:23Oh my word.
00:24Do you all understand?
00:25Yes sir.
00:26Alright, shall we?
00:27But what none of them know is that all of these shows are totally fake.
00:33Are you joking?
00:35My god are you joking mate?
00:38That's because hidden in the basement is Mission HQ.
00:42Home to an elite team of celebrity saboteurs.
00:48Each week they are joined by a brand new celebrity guest saboteur.
00:54And a different fake show host.
00:57Together, their mission is to sabotage the fake shows and build up a secret prize fund for the contestants to
01:03share worth up to Β£30,000.
01:05And there's only one rule.
01:08Don't get caught!
01:10Celebrity captured.
01:11Let's call some guys.
01:13Tonight, TV host and reality star Olivia Atwood joins Mission HQ.
01:18It smells like dog.
01:19And the celebrities take on totally fake TV show, Couple Gold.
01:24Hosted by celebrity power couples Matt and Emma Willis.
01:28No.
01:28Yes!
01:29Oh my god.
01:30Slightly less aggressive.
01:32You need to splash Emma.
01:34Yeah!
01:36Get ready for madness.
01:37Yeah!
01:39Oh god!
01:40Mind games.
01:42Maybe someone stitched us up in.
01:43No!
01:44And mayhem.
01:46Just get that medic off the boat!
01:50This is celebrity sabotage.
01:56It's a brand new day at the Manor House.
01:59And the celebrities are raring to go.
02:02We're back!
02:04Woo!
02:04Do you know what?
02:05It feels like being home.
02:07Yeah.
02:07It does.
02:07What do you think the show's gonna be?
02:09That we're gonna be sabotaring.
02:11Whatever it is, we're gonna win so much money.
02:14It's good time.
02:16Light them all up.
02:18Get them up on the feet.
02:20Whoever comes to that door.
02:22Oh my god!
02:25Oh my god.
02:27Hello.
02:29I'm not going to see you.
02:31I'm gonna have a look.
02:32Do you know what you're doing?
02:33No!
02:34I'm playing!
02:35It's amazing.
02:36It's super mischievous.
02:38We're gonna have a great time.
02:40HQ alert!
02:41HQ alert!
02:42Celebrities.
02:43Now Olivia is here.
02:44Your team is complete.
02:46Four couples are on their way to the Manor House.
02:48And they think they're here to take part in a brand new relationship challenge show
02:52called Couple Goals.
02:55Yes!
02:56This is why you're here, Olivia.
02:58You're gonna be perfect.
03:00Oh, look at the slow-mo shot!
03:02The four couples think they've signed up for the ultimate relationship challenge show called Couple Goals.
03:08But little do they know, this is not the show they think it is.
03:12The romance is real, but so is the sabotage.
03:16Up first, those all-important slow-mo arrival shots.
03:22Mother and Zack.
03:23Oh, they're kind of coordinating!
03:26These other couples, I don't feel they stand a chance, I mean.
03:29We got this, right?
03:32Oh, my God!
03:33Look at these icons!
03:35We're coming for you.
03:36You better watch out.
03:37We've got the brains and we've got the brawn here.
03:39I love these two so much.
03:42Hannah and Joe!
03:44They're gorgeous!
03:45I think we're gonna smash into bits.
03:47We're competitive.
03:48Super competitive.
03:53We're just here to have a good time.
03:55We're not competitive.
03:56Well, we are.
03:57That's not a lie.
03:59This is very nostalgic for me.
04:01I see why I'm here.
04:02I love it!
04:03Mission alert!
04:04Whoa!
04:05Here we go!
04:06I'm scared!
04:07Celebrities, it's time for your first sabotage mission.
04:11Joe, posing as the director, you must make the final couple, Jason and Jason, redo their
04:18arrival shot three times, so they do four takes in total.
04:23Oh, my God!
04:24This mission is worth Β£2,000.
04:27And remember, don't get caught.
04:31What's the director accent?
04:32I could go Australian.
04:34Oh, sorry, guys, just need to do one more take.
04:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:37One more take.
04:38It's like we're on Love Island.
04:40Yeah, but we don't look like we're on Love Island.
04:42That's the difference.
04:43No!
04:45Oh, yeah!
04:45Go, go, go, go!
04:47Come on!
04:47Just give energy.
04:48I will.
04:49Yeah, look, he's coming out now.
04:50He's coming out now.
04:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:52Good walk.
04:53You're all doing a great job, guys.
04:55Sorry it was a bit late.
04:56Bye, boys.
04:57We're just getting cameras up and running.
04:59I think Jason and Jason just perspiring like two chihuahuas in a hot car.
05:03You just thought the cameras would have already been set up for the last ones.
05:08Okay, that's a cue on the Jeep.
05:10Let's get Jason and Jason in.
05:12Give us your biggest smiles.
05:13Give us some waves.
05:15Yeah!
05:16Maybe a little kiss.
05:17A little kiss if you can do that.
05:19Oh!
05:21Oh, this looks beautiful!
05:23You know, tell him that you're unhappy with that.
05:26They need more.
05:27That was good.
05:28I just need a little bit more from you.
05:30Come on.
05:32Okay, let's cue the Jeep.
05:35Come on, let's have it!
05:36Woo!
05:37Oh, he's giving it loads.
05:39Yes!
05:40Oh, my God.
05:41That was really great.
05:43We're gonna do one more.
05:44It was too leery.
05:46It's...
05:47Aggressive.
05:47Say it was aggressive.
05:48Slightly less aggressive.
05:50Aggressive.
05:50You know they're slacking him off to the heavens right now.
05:53I'll let you tell me what he wants.
05:55Get up.
05:56We're not on a football match.
05:57Let's keep in love.
05:59Oh, my God!
06:00We're not on a football match!
06:02All right, let's cue the Jeep.
06:04Woo!
06:06More love, Blonde Jason.
06:07Woo!
06:08Yes!
06:09Beautiful!
06:11It's almost perfect.
06:15So this is pre-Watershed.
06:17That was actually a bit too sexy.
06:19You've got to remember it's pre-Watershed,
06:20so slightly less kissy on this one.
06:22No worries, mate.
06:23We just need a little bit more from Blonde Jason.
06:26Be more like your partner.
06:28If you could just be slightly more like your partner.
06:32Yes!
06:33He's loving you.
06:36Guys, this is unbelievable.
06:38Okay, let's cue that Jeep.
06:39It's stuck down for now.
06:41I have to mark.
06:41Let's have to leave everything in the Jeep.
06:43Leave everything in that Jeep.
06:44Yes!
06:45High five!
06:46Yeah!
06:47We're ready for it!
06:47Yes!
06:48This is perfect.
06:50Beautiful.
06:51Get out of that Jeep.
06:52Get in there.
06:53Oh, my God.
06:55I thought I'd be Mark saying it.
06:57Joel, watch your face.
06:58Turn your face away.
07:00Right through the orangey, guys.
07:03Oh, my God.
07:04Well done, Joel.
07:05Well done, Joel.
07:08Come on, darling.
07:09Let's go.
07:10Guys, we've just won them their first 2,000 pounds.
07:13Yay!
07:15Come on!
07:17Would you enjoy that?
07:18No.
07:22Our loved-up couples are mingling and our saboteurs are waiting to pounce again.
07:27So all we need now are two naughty hosts.
07:30It's TV's couple royalty, Matt and Emma Willis.
07:33Oh, my God!
07:36Oh, my God!
07:37Oh, my God!
07:39They went for the big one.
07:42Welcome to the Manor House and to our brand new show, Couple Goals.
07:46Woo!
07:47Just like us.
07:48I can't believe this is not a real show.
07:50It's so hard.
07:52We have toast couple goals, aren't we, babe?
07:53We are.
07:54We are.
07:55Oh, they love it!
07:58And if you are just like us, then you could be walking away with this...
08:03Woo-hoo!
08:04..the Couple Goals trophy.
08:07Tracy and John are so sweet.
08:09So, over the next two love-themed days, you'll be taking part in a series of challenges
08:15created to see just how well you complement each other as partners.
08:20Oh, my God, I'm so excited about this.
08:22The first challenge you'll be taking on is called Driving Me Crazy.
08:27Whichever couple wins today's challenge will get to stay in the Manor's Loveness Suite tonight.
08:33Woo!
08:34Now, we have checked this out earlier on, and I've got to say, it's very romantic.
08:38It's very romantic.
08:40Are you all up for it?
08:42Yes!
08:43Okay, let's get your race ready. Let's go. Good luck!
08:46Good luck, everyone.
08:47Shall we talk to them?
08:49Yes.
08:50Hello.
08:51It's me, Judy Love.
08:52Hey, Judy Love.
08:54You've got to make sure no one's around you if you're going to say our name.
08:56Sorry.
08:57You naughty, naughty couple.
08:59Sorry.
09:00This is so well done, I don't think they're going to have any clue.
09:04For their first challenge, our couples will take on Driving Me Crazy.
09:08They must race across the estate in golf buggies to complete three relationship testing games,
09:14whilst the celebrities must sabotage them without getting caught.
09:18A buggy race.
09:20A buggy race.
09:20Hello, guys.
09:21Babe.
09:21That's exciting.
09:22HQ alert.
09:24Come on.
09:26Joe, your stay in HQ as the sabotage mission controller.
09:30Sam, you must hide out at game one.
09:33Okay.
09:33Olivia, dressed as a pile of shopping bags, you must hide in the boot of the white car in the
09:39car park.
09:39Oh, God.
09:41Okay.
09:41Judy, dressed as a janitor, you must hide in the outside loo at game two.
09:48GK, you must dress as a bush and hide out at game three.
09:52It pretty is.
09:53Once in position, you should all await further instruction.
09:57Oh, God.
09:57Bush shopping.
09:58A janitor.
10:00Archie dress is put on my back.
10:02In there.
10:04Girls, you ready?
10:06Darling!
10:07Oh.
10:08Oh.
10:10Oh, yes, Judy.
10:12Oh, my God.
10:14Oh, my bags are coming out.
10:16Yeah.
10:17Here we go.
10:18I'm going to open the door.
10:19Oh, my God.
10:20Be quiet when you're out there.
10:21I can't run in there.
10:23I'm knackered.
10:25As the celebrities sneak into position, the contestants are ready at the start line at the front of the manor
10:31house.
10:31Ready, set, goals.
10:35Jesus!
10:35Come on, let's have it.
10:36For game one, one of each couple must race to the hugging booths where their partner is hiding.
10:42They must hug their partner and two other hidden huggers and correctly identify their partner.
10:49Mission alert.
10:51Right.
10:52Here we go.
10:52Matt.
10:53Hello.
10:53Hello.
10:54Listening.
10:54You must get to the hugging booth before the contestants arrive and join Sam, who is already on his way.
10:59Here we go.
11:00Here we go.
11:01Here we go.
11:01I've got someone over here.
11:02This is so exciting.
11:09Whoo!
11:12Oh, God!
11:22Matt and Sam, you must both give the contestants an awkward hug for at least 15 seconds.
11:28If you are both successful, this mission is worth Β£3,000.
11:34John is in the cubicle right next to you.
11:40Okay, here we go.
11:41Welcome to the hugging booth.
11:43Inside each of these hugging booths is a mystery hugger.
11:46You must embrace all three and attempt to identify your partner.
11:49If you guessed correctly, your partner will be revealed and you can continue the race.
11:54Let's get your hugging game on, boys.
11:57Oh, my God.
11:59If I don't have my own husband.
12:00Let's go.
12:02Okay, they're currently hugging their partners, but they're coming to you next.
12:0615 seconds or more for the hug.
12:08I will time in.
12:09Okay.
12:10Coming to you, Matt.
12:11Number two.
12:14Started the timer.
12:15This is so hard.
12:16Yeah, they're a bit of a rub.
12:18That's nice.
12:20Number two.
12:21Get off me!
12:22Trying to get away from my husband.
12:24Good girl.
12:26Get off!
12:27I'm tapping out!
12:27Two.
12:28One.
12:29Let him go!
12:30Let him go!
12:31Yes!
12:33That was perfect, Matt.
12:35Oh!
12:36I say.
12:37Right, Sam.
12:39Timer's started.
12:41Oh, that's a nice hug.
12:43That is a long hug.
12:45Five seconds gone.
12:46That's definitely not my husband.
12:49Hold it, hold it.
12:50That's enough.
12:51Three.
12:52Two.
12:53One.
12:54Let him go.
12:54Let him go.
12:56Okay.
12:58Mashed it!
13:00My partner is behind number one.
13:03Number one.
13:04Number one.
13:04Number one.
13:06Number one.
13:08Yes!
13:10Oh, no!
13:11Yes!
13:13You've just bagged 3,000 pounds for the contestants.
13:17Come on, babe.
13:18Number two was like this.
13:20What?
13:20Let's go.
13:21You're driving, baby.
13:22I couldn't even get off.
13:23You should have known it was me straight away, to be honest.
13:25I did.
13:26I picked you.
13:27Because it would have been a problem.
13:30Let's go, go, go, go, go.
13:31But hug number three, I was just like, that's definitely not my husband.
13:34You are clinging on for dear life.
13:35Careful.
13:36Can I hold on?
13:37No, there!
13:37That way!
13:38With number two, it was very awkward.
13:40I remember thinking, is this normal?
13:42Right, now follow the arrows.
13:44Matt, you can go back to being the host of this show.
13:46Go, go, go.
13:50Liv, I'm back in Mission HQ.
13:52How's it going?
13:53It's like 100 degrees and I'm wearing plastic bags.
13:57Looks really good.
13:59Get in there.
14:00Get in the boot.
14:01It smells like dog.
14:07Yes!
14:08Mission alert.
14:11Olivia, before Joe and Hannah arrive at game two, change the direction of the arrow,
14:16so that they go off course and get lost in the woods.
14:20Then change the arrow back before they return.
14:23This mission is worth Β£2,000.
14:27Ooh!
14:29It's high pressure.
14:31Left, left, left!
14:32They're in the car, Olivia, they're on the way to you.
14:34Gaining some serious momentum.
14:36Go on, change the sign.
14:37Change the sign.
14:38Hurry up, hurry up.
14:39Got it, got it, got it.
14:40No, got right.
14:41Now, left at the bottom.
14:42Hurry up.
14:43Change the sign.
14:44Flip it, flip it over.
14:46Yes!
14:46Oh, Tiki.
14:48Get back at the boot, get back at the boot.
14:50Run!
14:50Left at the bottom.
14:51Quickly, they're on their way.
14:53Oh, gosh!
14:54There we go.
14:55They're there now, they're right there now.
14:56Stay down, Olivia.
14:58Left, left.
14:59Got it.
15:00And then you're going to turn right.
15:02Got it.
15:02I'm going to do it, they're doing it.
15:03They're going the other way.
15:04Keep going.
15:06Yeah!
15:06Come on!
15:07I'm fucking out.
15:08Right now, Tiki!
15:10Woohoo!
15:10Yeah!
15:12That did.
15:13Come on.
15:13Smashed it, Olivia.
15:16Are we going to lift the right?
15:17I don't know, I don't know.
15:18Keep going.
15:18They're not arguing.
15:19Are you sure we're getting the right way?
15:21Keep going.
15:22Keep going.
15:23Keep going.
15:25Look at them, they're still going.
15:27Look at them.
15:27Oh, my God, they've gone so far.
15:30Oh, this is so good.
15:32Do you reckon this is the right way?
15:33I don't know, but I'm starting to doubt it.
15:36There's been no arrows for a while.
15:37There's been no arrows.
15:39This is amazing!
15:41What?
15:42Nah.
15:43This can't be right.
15:44Do you think we should head back?
15:46Yeah.
15:46I'm coming.
15:47Change it back, Olivia.
15:47Get out, get out and change it back.
15:50They're coming back!
15:50Oh, no.
15:52My plane can't be this far.
15:53To the top of this road, I think we went wrong.
15:58Do you think?
15:59Yeah.
16:01Back in the boot, back in the boot.
16:05See, look, there's the arrow.
16:08Oh, they're going to see it.
16:11Maybe someone's stitched us up here.
16:13She knows!
16:14Oh, my gosh!
16:25Maybe someone's stitched us up here.
16:27Oh, my gosh!
16:29No!
16:30I think that someone's changed that.
16:31No!
16:33Oh, no!
16:34She knows!
16:36That arrow's changed!
16:38Right, OK, we're here.
16:39Hannah is on us.
16:41Yeah.
16:41Oh, my God, it was only here we had to go to.
16:43Mission completely.
16:45Well done.
16:46Yes!
16:47Here we are.
16:48I feel like we're both to blame.
16:50Yeah, I'm going to agree.
16:52We made it!
16:53Through there, through there.
16:55Yeah, that's it.
16:55Look where the P is, we've got to park there.
16:57Get out.
16:58Three of the four unsuspecting couples
17:00have reached the next game in the race.
17:03Tokens of affection.
17:06What percentage of people say they still think about the one that got away?
17:11Right.
17:11OK.
17:12I'm going to go 83.
17:13Look for 20.
17:1443?
17:15No, higher.
17:16They look like they're extras in the Queen of Hearts tea party.
17:22Uh-uh.
17:23Uh-uh.
17:23No.
17:24Try a high one.
17:25People want what they can't have.
17:26Right.
17:2771.
17:2771.
17:2871.
17:29Come on!
17:31Yeah!
17:32What?
17:33No!
17:34Right, let's go, let's go!
17:35How are you?
17:37Who are you thinking about?
17:38No one.
17:39Don't kill me.
17:41The last couple to take on the game are Jason and Jason.
17:44Go, go, go, go, go!
17:45Who have no idea that Janitor Judy is hiding in the loo beside the garden.
17:50Is she a cleaner?
17:53Mission alert!
17:55Whoa!
17:56Mission alert!
17:57Judy, you must steal Jason and Jason's buggy keys, delaying them in the race.
18:03This mission is worth Β£2,000.
18:07Β£2,000, Judy!
18:09Oh, my God!
18:10Go, go, go!
18:10Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going!
18:11They're coming to you, Judy.
18:13I can hear something.
18:14Keep going a bit more!
18:19Now, Judy, they are facing away from you, so you can just have a little peek.
18:23OK.
18:24I couldn't see you.
18:25The tokens of affection.
18:26Oh, she's peeking out.
18:27Where am I going?
18:28Shall we have a look?
18:30Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
18:31Where was that one?
18:35You can come out now.
18:37Judy, you've got some space to work with him.
18:3962.
18:41Oh, Judy's on the move.
18:42It's definitely on the first day.
18:43She shouldn't be straddling the wall, though.
18:45She shouldn't be straddling the wall.
18:46She shouldn't be straddling the wall.
18:47Shall we go on, 62?
18:48Be more clean, Harry.
18:51This is brilliant.
18:53So, what percentage of people say they still think about the one that got away?
18:56We think 62.
19:00Where am I going?
19:01OK, wait, wait, wait.
19:02I think they're taller than 50.
19:04They're facing towards you.
19:05They're facing towards you.
19:05Hey, 71.
19:0671.
19:07Let's go with that.
19:08OK, now go towards the gold buggy.
19:10So, what percentage of people say they still think about the one that got away?
19:13Go now, go now.
19:1471.
19:1572 on.
19:15They've got it right already.
19:17Yes!
19:18Let's go, go, go, go!
19:19Oh, my God, they're right there.
19:21Go back, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
19:25go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
19:40Go go go go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
19:41Tell me she took the key.
19:42Yeah!
19:43Go go go!
19:44Refers!
19:45Oh, I thought she'd taken the key.
19:47Come on, darling!
19:48Reverse!
19:48I'm doing it.
19:49It's harder than you think.
19:50Stop, stop, stop!
19:52Ah?
19:52Stop!
19:55Which way?
19:56It turns out Judy you didn't need to steal the key if they can't
20:03Really good job of cleaning that door that you mean is don't go
20:12Do you know what those Judy? I'm so proud of you, man. You literally was so good just then I
20:17tried to pull it, but
20:19Come back to the HQ by the garage
20:23Go go go this way this way this way this way two games down one more to go
20:28Let's go let's go and in the final game the couples must work together to take on don't balls it
20:34up
20:35Using ropes alone. They have five attempts to guide a ball across the course and into the final pipe
20:44Now it's Zach and mother's turn
20:48Where's GK show me GK? Oh, there she is there she is
20:51Oh
20:52You look like the Yeti just ate a leaf
20:57Are there more arrows?
20:59Back there
21:00Are you sure?
21:01I came from there
21:02Okay, GK you look so much like the shrubbery. It's insane. I'm itchy
21:08Mission alert
21:11I'm ready
21:12GK you must use the hidden ropes to make Zach and mother drop every ball and fail this game
21:17Oh my god
21:19This mission is worth two thousand pounds
21:23Oh
21:25No pressure then
21:26Can you see the strings that you're gonna use to sabotage?
21:29Can I? Stop playing the harp
21:34Let's do this
22:05What?
22:05What?
22:06Oh
22:06Oh
22:07Here they go this is it
22:07Here they go this is it
22:08Right, here's the balls
22:10You've got to stand behind the lamp
22:12Stop moving
22:13So I need to keep it straight
22:14Yeah
22:15Right, hold on, hold on
22:16I need to try and pull them when mother pulls them
22:19Okay
22:20There we go
22:21Let's go
22:23Come on babe
22:26GK do it now
22:30Why is it dropping?
22:33Yes
22:34She's done it
22:36That was not me
22:37That was not me
22:38Don't try it
22:39It was
22:39You started moving
22:40No
22:41What are you doing in there?
22:44Alright
22:45It's coming
22:46Once it comes
22:47GK yes, do it now
22:48Pull the right one
22:49Pull the right one
22:49Pull the right one
22:51That's me
22:52Oh
22:52Fuck
22:54Go on GK
22:55You epic bush
22:56This is so great
22:58Don't worry
22:58There's more balls
23:00Alright
23:00I'm saying
23:01Make sure it don't tip
23:02Okay, I'm trying
23:04This is hard
23:05Do it now GK
23:06Go on
23:10I can't
23:11I can't
23:11I can't with this
23:11I can't
23:12You can't
23:13Don't say you can't
23:16Don't move it
23:17You're going higher
23:17The strings are not working with me
23:20Stay there
23:21On my cue
23:22I want you to give pipe three a big yank
23:24That's it
23:25Don't go
23:26Don't go
23:27I'm higher
23:27Keep going
23:30Keep going
23:32On my cue
23:35Three
23:35That's it
23:36More, more
23:37Two
23:39One
23:41Big ball
23:42Big ball
23:42A second
23:45Oh
23:46Yes
23:47Yes
23:48Is that the last ball
23:49Yes
23:49Mission complete
23:51Right, okay
23:52They failed
23:53Which means
23:53You
23:54Did it GK
23:55Ah
23:56Ben
23:57We got a goal
23:58It felt like the strings
23:59Literally had
24:00A mind of their own
24:01That one was tough
24:02I thought it was
24:03I tried
24:04We did well on the other ones
24:05But that one
24:06We boozed it up.
24:08I love this game!
24:12As the day comes to an end,
24:14the couples remain unaware that they are competing in a fake show.
24:18Cue Matt and Emma to set up the next sabotage.
24:21Hey!
24:22Hi!
24:24Here we go.
24:24We are here for the results,
24:26and we can reveal that the couple with the fastest time
24:31and winning an overnight stay in the love nest is...
24:39The Jason!
24:40Woo!
24:41The Jason!
24:43The Jason!
24:44You love it!
24:46I literally can't believe we're the fuss.
24:48Why are we clapping? It's not a real show.
24:50It's not a real show.
24:52However, all is not lost.
24:54It is all still to play for tomorrow.
24:56Have a great night.
24:57Get some rest, everybody.
24:58Well done.
25:03Mission alert.
25:04Oh!
25:05I thought we were done.
25:06Matt and Emma,
25:07you must ruin Jason and Jason's date night
25:09by joining them in the hot tub
25:11and staging an argument,
25:14forcing them to leave before you.
25:16Are you joking?
25:18This mission is worth Β£5,000.
25:22Wow!
25:23Matt and Emma.
25:25Oh, my God.
25:26I can't wait to see you in your busted Speedos.
25:32Oh, my God.
25:33Oh, my God.
25:34This is exciting.
25:36That's cute, isn't it?
25:37This is cute.
25:38The Jason's are walking in!
25:40Oh, this is gorgeous.
25:42Let's get in the hot tub.
25:45Oh, that's nice.
25:46That is lovely.
25:48Matt and Emma, can you hear us?
25:51Yay!
25:53So, if we win a couple of girls next top this morning,
25:56the Jason's, it's got a ring to it.
25:58Could you and I have a German?
25:59I just don't know what's in charge of it.
26:01Oh, my God.
26:01They're literally, oh, my God!
26:03Cheers.
26:04Cheers.
26:05Cheers.
26:07Now I'm deceased.
26:09This is so shady.
26:10Yeah?
26:11Oh, sorry.
26:11So, are you filming?
26:12When do you finish?
26:14No!
26:15Oh!
26:16All right, guys.
26:17We've got everything.
26:18Oh, my God.
26:19This is going to be great.
26:20Can we join you?
26:22Yeah!
26:22I mean, yes!
26:23OK, thank you, everybody.
26:25Well, can we take your mics off and then you can stay in here?
26:27Thank you very much, everyone.
26:28That's a wrap.
26:29Cheers, guys.
26:30They think they wrapped.
26:33Come on.
26:34Get them out of that hot tub.
26:36Oh, come on.
26:37We're not allowed to set the bubbles up, no.
26:39I'm going to fart in it instead.
26:41My guys!
26:42Give me your hand.
26:43Oh, my God.
26:44Oh, my God.
26:46They're going to have to pretend I can't handle it.
26:48Oh, man.
26:50You need to splash Emma.
26:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:52Oh!
26:53Yeah!
27:12Do it again, Matt.
27:13Do it again.
27:14I don't have to do all of us.
27:15Oh, she's just like it.
27:16She's just hard enough to do it.
27:18Oh, no.
27:18Oh, no.
27:19I can't.
27:20I can't.
27:21I don't like it.
27:23You make me feel really stupid.
27:26Guys!
27:26Oh, my God.
27:27Don't say it's all right now.
27:29We're looking around.
27:30I know, but it was a bit of a farceful flick, Matt.
27:32He's trying to mediate.
27:33He's trying to mediate.
27:34I'm sorry, babe.
27:36I'm sorry.
27:36No, you're not sorry.
27:38I am fixed.
27:40Oh, no!
27:43I deserve that.
27:45I deserve that.
27:46Yes.
27:47I can't watch this.
27:49This is the worst.
27:51What's the problem?
27:52You know what the problem is, Matt.
27:55We'll discuss this when we've got some privacy.
27:58Just walking around.
27:59I don't want to talk about it in front of people.
28:04She's so good.
28:06Should we play a game?
28:07Would you like a minute in the hot club, then?
28:09Yes!
28:10Yes!
28:10Yes!
28:11We don't make it.
28:11You want a minute.
28:12Yes!
28:13Yes, we do!
28:14We might need it.
28:15We might need it.
28:16Yes!
28:17Get out of the tub!
28:18You know what?
28:18We don't make it.
28:21Yeah!
28:22Yeah!
28:23Yeah!
28:23Thank you so much.
28:24I'm sorry to ruin your night.
28:26No, you don't ruin it now.
28:28Can you just have a...
28:29Guys.
28:31Oh, my God.
28:32Unbelievable.
28:35Unbelievable.
28:39What's that?
28:40I'm sorry.
28:42Guys, it was amazing.
28:44So proud of you!
28:46So proud.
28:47Legends!
28:48I can't remember what I've just watched.
28:51Ooh!
28:52Celebrities.
28:53Wow!
28:54Your first day of sabotaging is over.
28:57Woo!
28:58And you have added Β£14,000 to the prize pot.
29:02Sensational.
29:03Get some rest, because there's more sabotaging to come tomorrow.
29:07Yay!
29:09It's a great day.
29:13We are here!
29:15Is it day two?
29:17Listen, today we need to get all the money.
29:20We are not missing none of these missions, and we're not failing.
29:24Back, and they're walking in!
29:25They're coming in!
29:27Good morning!
29:29Jason is ready for day two, baby.
29:32I wonder if they're going to say anything about Emma and Matt.
29:36Good morning!
29:37Wow!
29:40How are you all?
29:41Good morning!
29:42Look at Jason and Jason!
29:44Look at Jason!
29:45Who was that?
29:47Jason's.
29:48How was your night in the love nest?
29:49What happens in the love nest?
29:50Stares in the love nest.
29:52Sounds intriguing.
29:53Oh!
29:55I said to him, look what I apologise.
29:57That's hilarious.
29:58You are about to take part in your final challenge.
30:02You are checking in to the Rotten Retreat.
30:06We'll be asking you questions about your relationship.
30:09And all you have to do is match your answers.
30:12Easy.
30:12Easy, right?
30:13Easy!
30:14But there's a twist.
30:16One member from each couple will be taking on the water obstacle course.
30:21You must cross the course and find the correct answer in the rank tank.
30:25Whilst your partner will be stood under a drop tank.
30:30Fail to match your answers and you'll be soaked in ice-cold water.
30:36Have it.
30:36You better get it, bro.
30:37Are you all up for it?
30:39Yeah!
30:40Mission alert.
30:42Oh, yes!
30:43Hello!
30:43Sam and Joe, disguised as cupids, you must knock the contestants off the assault course
30:48and into the lake using a power hose.
30:51Oh, yes!
30:53This is everything we've ever wanted!
30:55Each successful fall into the water is worth Β£1,000.
30:58And there is a total of Β£5,000 up for grabs.
31:03Oh, my God!
31:04It's so much money!
31:05Remember, don't get caught.
31:08We're good cupids, you know.
31:09I can't wait.
31:12Come on, boys.
31:13Let's see you, honey.
31:15Whoa!
31:18Whoa!
31:18Whoa!
31:20Whoa!
31:21Whoa!
31:22Whoa!
31:22Whoa!
31:23Whoa!
31:25Whoa!
31:25I thought I just laid an egg.
31:27The first couple to come under fire from our cupids are Hannah and Joe.
31:31Right, you ready?
31:32Let's do it.
31:33This is it.
31:36Whoa!
31:37They look so cut, don't they?
31:40Whoa!
31:41Whoa!
31:43Whoa!
31:46Mission alert!
31:48Celebrities, it's time for your next mission.
31:51And this one is for Emma Willis.
31:53Huh?
31:54Emma, you must accidentally, on purpose, press the big pink bucket release button
32:00to mistakenly cover Hannah in ice-cold water
32:03before her partner Joe even begins the game.
32:07This mission is worth Β£3,000.
32:11She gets the worst missions.
32:14How, how, how, how?
32:18Emma, you've got this.
32:20Accidentally, or bugs?
32:23Bugs?
32:24Oh, yeah, swatting away a bug and the hitting is better.
32:26I am not an actor.
32:28Not for what we saw last night.
32:30Here comes Hannah, bye!
32:32Hello!
32:33Welcome to the Rotten Retreat!
32:36How are you feeling about this one?
32:37Erm, I'm confident that Joe will smash this.
32:41OK, so here's your question.
32:43What is your most annoying habit?
32:46I mean, do you have any?
32:48Most...
32:49Do I have any?
32:50Oh, God, she's making me nervous.
32:52She's close to that button.
32:54What is Hannah's most annoying habit?
32:57I'm gonna say her being late.
32:59A lot of people can relate to that, I think.
33:01Yeah.
33:01Your most annoying habit...
33:03Is being late, apparently.
33:04Is being late.
33:06OK.
33:09Look, she's ready, she's doing it now.
33:11There's so many bugs around and there's loads.
33:13Woo!
33:14Woo!
33:15Oh, my God!
33:16Your hand batting those imaginary bugs.
33:18Is it gone?
33:19I don't think it was a wasp, I think it was a fly.
33:20Was it a wasp?
33:21I don't know.
33:22No, you're good.
33:23Nothing's there.
33:24Oh, my God, I'm so on edge.
33:26Is it there?
33:27No.
33:27Are you sure?
33:28Yeah.
33:28Woo!
33:29Oh, my God!
33:30Woo!
33:31Woo!
33:32Woo!
33:40Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
33:43He hasn't done it yet, is he?
33:46Oh, oh!
33:46Oh, my God, what just happened?
33:47They just done her hair with the water.
33:49Oh, my God.
33:50What are we gonna do?
33:51Oh, my God!
33:54Can we get some bug spray?
33:55Was that an accident or was that unfair?
33:57I swear to God.
33:58I fell over the bloody thing.
34:00Emma Willis is so incredible.
34:02So sorry.
34:02I thought it was all part of the show.
34:04No, no.
34:04You were going to try it.
34:05You tried off.
34:06Only meant to dunk one.
34:08She turned and she flipped around.
34:13That's my girl.
34:14Oh, my goodness.
34:16Yes.
34:16Woo!
34:17Stand away from the buzzer.
34:19It was a genuine accident.
34:20It was an accident, yeah.
34:22She's taking a good sport, but I think underneath, she's like, what is going on here?
34:25Yeah.
34:27We'll pretend that didn't happen and we'll just start from scratch.
34:29Got it.
34:30Just three minutes.
34:31Yeah.
34:31To make it all the way across.
34:33Find the answer in the ranked tank and bring it back to me.
34:36Okay.
34:37Oh, and just one more thing.
34:39There are two Cupid's over there and they're gonna be trying their hardest to knock you off
34:43the course.
34:44Okay, Joe.
34:44What answer are you gonna lock in?
34:46I'm going with one in your life.
34:47Joe and Sam, we need you to blast this man off this course.
34:52Stop!
34:53Whoa!
34:55Ready, set, goals.
34:57Let's go!
34:59Go, go, go!
35:01Get this man in the lake.
35:04Come on.
35:05Go, go, go!
35:06Stay on your feet, mate.
35:07Yes, yes, yes.
35:09You've got this.
35:10Come on!
35:10Oh, Joe.
35:11Watch out for those Cupid's, Joe.
35:14Keep going, keep going.
35:15The ankles, the ankles!
35:18Oh, he's all over the place a little bit, but he's still on.
35:23Oh, he's all over the place a little bit.
35:24Go, boys, go!
35:26It's turning off.
35:27It's not turning off.
35:29He's got a nozzle.
35:32Don't worry, Sam.
35:33It happens to the best of us.
35:35Come on in.
35:36Have some of that.
35:37He's back on dry ground.
35:39Yes.
35:40And he's in the tank.
35:43How you doing over there, Joe?
35:45Time's running out.
35:46So, we want bad timing.
35:49Be late.
35:49Yeah.
35:50Oh, he's got it.
35:51Come on in.
35:52Do not drop your answer, Joe.
35:54Let's go.
35:55Let's go, boys.
35:58Oh, my God.
35:59You've got me.
36:00Come on!
36:00Is that all you've got?
36:03No!
36:05More power!
36:06I need a tank.
36:09Oh, my ribs hurt!
36:13Cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it.
36:14Stop!
36:16Come on in!
36:17Stop!
36:18Yeah!
36:19Smashed it!
36:20Woo!
36:31I can tell you, Joe, that is a match.
36:34Yes!
36:34Yes!
36:35Get me out of here.
36:39Next to face this love test are the Jasons, and it's another chance for Cupid's Joel and
36:44Sam to redeem themselves.
36:45How are you doing?
36:47Good, thank you.
36:47Ready for this one?
36:48We'll see.
36:49Good luck.
36:49Please don't press that.
36:50I'm nervous.
36:52Are you nervous?
36:52You'll be fine.
36:53You'll be good.
36:54Jason, here's your question.
36:56What is your best physical feature?
36:59My bum.
37:00What is Jason's best physical feature?
37:05His bum.
37:07Sam and Joe, are you in position?
37:09We're in position and ready.
37:11Jason, I believe in you.
37:14On your marks.
37:15Stand by.
37:16Get set.
37:17Goals.
37:28What is Jason's best physical feature?
37:32His bum.
37:33Boys, I need you to get Jason in that water.
37:39On your marks.
37:40Get set.
37:41Goals.
37:45Here we go.
37:46He's off.
37:48Is he off?
37:48He's off.
37:49He's off.
37:49He's off.
37:50He went down that bank.
37:51Go, Jason, go.
37:51Come on, Sam.
37:53Get him.
37:53Get him.
37:55Oh, he's in the water.
37:59There we go.
38:01Yeah.
38:01Come on.
38:04Get Jason down.
38:06Get Jason down.
38:07Get Jason down.
38:08Get Jason down.
38:08Get Jason down.
38:09Get Jason down.
38:10Get Jason down.
38:22Get Jason down.
38:23Come on, guys.
38:24Get Jason down.
38:24Come on.
38:25Come on.
38:26I'll just stand in here.
38:30Is he in the water?
38:32It's not so bad!
38:36Okay, find your answer, mate.
38:38That's it, baby.
38:39Get in the hot top.
38:40Thirty seconds to go, Jason.
38:45Keep searching, keep searching. Jason's out of steam. You'll find it. He's still in there.
38:53Ten seconds, Jason. Ten seconds. Five, four, three, two, one. Jason, time's up, my friend.
39:10Amazing jobs, my cupids. Now, Jason, unfortunately, because Jason didn't finish the course in the allotted time, I have to
39:19do this.
39:30Right, guys, we've got John and Tracey. Oh, wow. They have really managed to get away with it, to be
39:35fair.
39:35Mission alert. Celebrities, it's time for your final sabotage mission.
39:40Judy, disguised as a medic, you must stop John's run by claiming the water is contaminated.
39:46You're born for this role. Joe. Give it to me.
39:50Disguised again as the director, you must stage an argument with Judy, forcing filming to be abandoned.
39:56This final mission is worth Β£6,000.
40:02Oh, my God. It's time to hit John and Tracey, guys.
40:08Joel and Judy move into position.
40:10Everybody know us and we be anonymous.
40:13This will be fun. This will be fun. Yeah. Yeah.
40:15I'm looking for it, Joe. Give it up.
40:17Joel, you just give that, like, director walk.
40:20Excellent work there, D.O.P.
40:21Everybody know us and we be anonymous.
40:27Let's cause some chaos.
40:31Look at Judy!
40:32Guys, I think I'm sinking the boat.
40:34Oh, my God, what is it?
40:37It's about sinking.
40:39What are you bad at?
40:41I'm bad at driving.
40:42I can't iron.
40:44I can't sew.
40:45I can't cook.
40:46He's done well, isn't he?
40:49Judy, Joel, we are seconds away.
40:52So what are you going to lock in?
40:54I'm going to say cooking.
40:55OK, we are locking in cooking.
40:58Right, John, Tracey has locked in her answer.
41:01Matt's talking to the contrib.
41:03Joel, you're the director, mate.
41:05Cool rank, yeah?
41:06Yeah, cool rank, mate.
41:08OK, let's go.
41:10After they've gone.
41:12Judy, stand by.
41:14Hello, hello, hello!
41:18John!
41:19John!
41:20Oh, no!
41:22Oh, he's fallen off.
41:24Oh, bless him.
41:25Get out of the water, John!
41:26John, get out of the water, darling!
41:30Not to worry her, I've just been told
41:32the water might be contaminated.
41:35Oh, my God.
41:36It's not your authority to shut down the set.
41:41The set.
41:43And you can't just shut it down like that without any warning.
41:46Don't do the siren.
41:51Someone, please, just get that medic off the boat!
41:54No!
41:55No!
41:55She's having a right one.
41:57Aren't she?
41:59But someone, please get this lady off my set.
42:01Don't tell me nothing, because I'm trying to be professional here.
42:05What's she saying now?
42:06All you care about is your shots.
42:08That's someone's husband.
42:09What's it?
42:10Yeah.
42:10That is my husband.
42:11What's going on?
42:12Understand what I'm saying.
42:14No one else is to get into this water.
42:16I mean, I'll be honest, I want to throw you in the water right now.
42:19Jesus!
42:21Well done, guys.
42:22That was absolutely incredible.
42:24Oscar-worthy performances all round.
42:26I said to you.
42:27You can't shut it down.
42:28No.
42:28You can't shut it down.
42:30Listen.
42:30It's not your set.
42:31It's not your set.
42:33It's not your set.
42:34They're out of control.
42:35I think we should sit back.
42:37It's not your set.
42:38Do you know what?
42:38I'm done.
42:39That's what I'm doing is my job.
42:40That's what I'm doing.
42:42I can't work like this.
42:43This place is a joke.
42:45We're getting her off set.
42:47Never working this business again.
42:50I don't think John knows what's just happened.
42:52Oh, bless him.
42:57The couples have tackled every challenge thrown at them on the fake show.
43:01And now they are gathered for the equally fake results ceremony.
43:06Welcome to the grand final of Couple Goals.
43:10Woo!
43:12Over the last two days, we have put your relationships to the ultimate test.
43:16To see which one of you truly is Couple Goals.
43:21And we can now reveal the winners.
43:26Of Couple Goals are...
43:32None of you.
43:33None of you.
43:34Huh?
43:35Huh?
43:36Huh?
43:36Huh?
43:37Huh?
43:37Huh?
43:38We've got a little confession to make.
43:42Huh?
43:43I think you need to take a look at this.
43:46Oh, what have they done?
43:48Joe, you must make Jason and Jason redo their arrival shot three times.
43:53Come on, let's have it!
43:54Oh, my God.
43:55Woo!
43:56Joe, tell them that you're unhappy with that.
43:58We're gonna do one more.
44:00Aggressive.
44:00So it's aggressive.
44:01Slightly less aggressive.
44:02Aggressive.
44:03Oh, my God!
44:04This is hilarious!
44:07Let's get your hugging game on, boys.
44:08No, we're too hard enough.
44:11Oh, okay.
44:14No way!
44:15Go on, change the side.
44:17Change the side.
44:17I'm sure we're getting the right way.
44:19Oh, we did it!
44:20GK, do it now.
44:24The strings are not working with me.
44:27Matt, you need to splash Emma.
44:29Oh, my God, are you joking, Matt?
44:33Emma, you must accidentally on purpose press the bucket release button.
44:42Judy, disguised as a medic, you must stop John's run by claiming the water is contaminated.
44:52No!
44:53No!
44:53Why?
44:54Look at me.
44:55No!
44:56You all think that you have been taking part in a show called Couple Goals, but you haven't.
45:02You've actually been taking part in a brand new secret game show called Celebrity Sabotage.
45:10And causing all the mischief and mayhem have been our celebrity saboteurs.
45:15Joel Dobbeck!
45:17Yay!
45:20Judy Love!
45:22Sam Thompson!
45:24Hello!
45:26GK Barry!
45:28And Olivia Howard!
45:32For every sabotage mission that we successfully completed, we were building up a secret prize pot.
45:39All for all of you to share!
45:41And the total prize pot we have won for you all is...
45:4726,000 pounds!
45:52Which is a massive 6,500 pounds for each couple.
45:58I think we're going to go on holiday to South Africa.
46:01We were so invested, but...
46:03We were.
46:04You'd definitely rather have the six grand...
46:05Oh!
46:06...other than the trophy.
46:07100%.
46:08We had no idea what was going on in the hot tub.
46:11Now knowing that it was our set-up, the celebs are watching, I'm just even more shocked.
46:17I'm totally in shock.
46:18I'm totally in shock.
46:19Done up like a coupon.
46:21Done up proper.
46:22I want your stupid love, love.
46:25Next time on Celebrity Sabotage.
46:30Welcome to the Great Kitchen Cook-off.
46:33Go now, now.
46:35It's like Sabotage.
46:38Get down, get down, get down, get down!
46:43It is a flame.
47:12We'll see you next time.
47:14You
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