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00:00:00You
00:00:07Conrad my quarterback prince. I've been fantasizing for years right after the game. I'm telling him how I feel
00:00:35I
00:00:38Who's this new guy?
00:00:46Every goal is time to screw set the devil. He's mine. His dad is the biggest stakeholder in the school.
00:00:51So he's my future boyfriend
00:01:03Yeah
00:01:13Nice defense boys set faster is our new team captain
00:01:33Another playboy
00:01:45Conrad should be the only one left in the locker room. You got this VV
00:02:03Conrad I'm VV
00:02:07VV. I've had a crush on you for years. Will you be my homecoming date?
00:02:31I
00:02:32Dream about you every night when your strong arms pull me in close. I cannot help but tingle. I want
00:02:39to give Conrad my virginity
00:02:41The way I've always imagined it
00:02:46Wild sex
00:02:56Seth Astor hell no. I just gave my porn to my crushes rival
00:03:05What?
00:03:06Is that loser Phoebe making a move on my Seth?
00:03:10Seth Astor
00:03:11He's not reading my love letter. He's reading my fantasy and the next line is
00:03:16You thrust into my core until I can feel your warmth
00:03:20Yes
00:03:20Conrad I call out your name
00:03:22Beautiful way
00:03:23I'd rather die than let this playboy read my fantasy out loud
00:03:28You dumb nerd dreaming about Seth every night
00:03:32That's so sad
00:03:33He's way out of your league
00:03:35I bet she's a pathetic virgin
00:03:39No, you've got it all wrong
00:03:41Dang it
00:03:42Let me see that dummy stupid love letter
00:03:47It's not
00:03:48Excuse me, do I know you?
00:03:51Uh, I don't think I do
00:03:52Why don't you get out of here?
00:03:54Only
00:04:02The worst day ever
00:04:09Yeah
00:04:10You okay?
00:04:11Hey, did you forget how to say thank you?
00:04:13You know, I did just save you and I feel like I should get something in return
00:04:16What do you think?
00:04:18Asshole
00:04:19You know, I feel like your vocabulary is better than that
00:04:23Hey
00:04:36She writes
00:04:38I love you, Kat
00:04:42Seth Astor is an absolute devil
00:04:47Baby, oh my god, your underwear is showing
00:04:49Oh my god, that's been showing the whole time
00:04:52Seth saw it
00:04:54Sweetie, we are moving in with your stepfather today
00:04:57He is the most powerful man in the state
00:04:59You have to behave, okay?
00:05:01Okay, mom
00:05:03Come on
00:05:14Holy crap, this place looks like a royal palace
00:05:17Go on, Phoebe
00:05:19Knock on the door
00:05:20Say hi to your stepfather
00:05:45Hey step sis
00:05:46You've got to be kidding me
00:05:48The devil is my stepbrother?
00:05:50Your stepbrother?
00:05:57What's with the hell?
00:05:58You're not going to say hi to your new stepbrother?
00:06:00It's not very polite
00:06:03I see
00:06:19Hey, stay away from me
00:06:21Yeah, I know I'm a lot bigger than Conrad
00:06:23But you don't have to be afraid of anything
00:06:24Hot jerk
00:06:26You don't come close to Conrad, okay?
00:06:28He's got the manners of a prince
00:06:30And you?
00:06:30You're just some cocky devil
00:06:32Now give me my letter back
00:06:34If I'm the devil
00:06:37Then why would I give anything back?
00:06:39A kitty cat
00:06:41You've got some nerve
00:06:43You've got some nerve
00:06:47Fine, I'll get it myself
00:06:53Here's a piece of advice
00:06:54Got it
00:06:56Don't you ever touch my stuff?
00:07:00Or what?
00:07:02What? Hey!
00:07:03AHHHHH
00:07:04Pull me up!
00:07:04No no no no no!
00:07:10No!
00:07:12Help!
00:07:12I can't!
00:07:13I can't!
00:07:14I can't!
00:07:15I can't!
00:07:17Start off! It's on me!
00:07:24Hey!
00:07:27Alright, get off me
00:07:28No, I can't look!
00:07:30I can't look!
00:07:31Go!
00:07:32Hey!
00:07:34You know, you did it to yourself.
00:07:36No, just give me, give me, or I would have...
00:07:38Yeah, or what?
00:07:40Will you bite me again?
00:07:45Stop biting me, kitty cat.
00:07:47You asked for it.
00:07:58I can't swim!
00:08:00Help me!
00:08:01Fifi, what are you doing?
00:08:02Help me!
00:08:03Shut up, help me!
00:08:04You can't swim.
00:08:05What's going on?
00:08:07Mom!
00:08:09Mr. Astor.
00:08:13Uh, Fifi can't swim.
00:08:16She fell in and I was saving her.
00:08:18But now we're just playing, right?
00:08:19Yeah, look at it, see?
00:08:21Uh-huh!
00:08:23Yeah, he's right!
00:08:25Just look at them.
00:08:26Just like brother and sister.
00:08:27I haven't seen Seth smile like that in a long time.
00:08:32Thank God.
00:08:33I knew they'd get along.
00:08:35Ha!
00:08:36Just like us.
00:08:37Mm-hmm.
00:08:38Maybe we should go join him.
00:08:44Aw, Mom hasn't smiled like that since Dad passed away.
00:08:49She looks so happy with Mr. Astor.
00:08:52I can't let my drama with that devil Seth ruin her new life.
00:09:01Well, let's raise our glasses and welcome Fifi and Sofia to our family.
00:09:12Thank you, Mr. Astor.
00:09:13Oh, just call me Jacob now.
00:09:16We're family.
00:09:20Seth, today's your first day at Loyola High.
00:09:24If you need any help, ask Fifi.
00:09:26She wins scholarships every year.
00:09:29Wow.
00:09:30She's also very popular amongst the football team.
00:09:36How's that?
00:09:38Actually, I have something to show you guys.
00:09:47No, that's my fantasy.
00:09:49He's not gonna show it to them.
00:09:51Stop it!
00:09:53Fifi!
00:09:54Seth is showing us his winner's card.
00:09:57Why are you acting so rude?
00:09:59I'm sorry.
00:10:00I didn't.
00:10:14Sorry, my stepsister has something on her lips and, uh...
00:10:17Thank you, stepbrother.
00:10:19I can do it myself.
00:10:21This annoying devil.
00:10:23I have to get my letter back tonight.
00:10:50I guess the big devil has a big thing.
00:11:00What?
00:11:00Jesus, where did he hide my letter?
00:11:12Ew!
00:11:14That's gross!
00:11:22What a waste.
00:11:23A devil with the face of an angel.
00:11:27Maybe under his pillow?
00:11:31Uh...
00:11:31Maybe it's behind him?
00:11:40Uh...
00:11:41This is awkward.
00:11:43Oh!
00:11:45You...
00:11:46You weren't asleep?
00:11:47No, some kitty cat snuck away into my room and, uh...
00:11:51woke me up.
00:11:52Don't...
00:11:53Don't...
00:11:53Be paranoid.
00:11:54Just...
00:11:54Give me...
00:11:55Back...
00:11:55My letter.
00:11:56Oh, your letter?
00:11:57You mean you, uh...
00:11:57You're smart?
00:11:59Look at porn?
00:12:00No.
00:12:01Shut up.
00:12:02I hid you later in my underwear.
00:12:05What?
00:12:09Wanna check?
00:12:10Not really.
00:12:12Is there?
00:12:13I'll show you.
00:12:22No.
00:12:22No, pervert.
00:12:23You...
00:12:24No, pervert.
00:12:25You...
00:12:25You're telling me that you're sneaking around the room until 12 o'clock at night?
00:12:28Just for the letter?
00:12:30You're expecting me to believe that?
00:12:31You know, I think that there's, uh...
00:12:33Something else.
00:12:34No.
00:12:34There's not.
00:12:35I'm not interested.
00:12:36Just give me back my letter.
00:12:40Oh.
00:12:41Please do, uh...
00:12:42Start writing this, uh...
00:12:43Smud or pornography, you know?
00:12:44Shut up.
00:12:45It's none of your business.
00:12:46Give it to me.
00:12:46Give it to me.
00:12:47Get off me.
00:12:48Shhh.
00:12:48Shhh.
00:12:49You wanna wake up mommy and daddy, do you?
00:12:52You know, I read this.
00:12:54Very interesting stuff.
00:12:55You have very big imagination, but there's something that's just a little, uh, inexperienced
00:12:59about the whole thing.
00:13:01Tell me, Phoebe.
00:13:02Are you a virgin?
00:13:10Yeah.
00:13:12Just a nerdy virgin, okay?
00:13:13I have no experience.
00:13:15Happy now?
00:13:17I'm not like you.
00:13:18I'm not some hot flirt who owns the game every time I walk on the field.
00:13:31I've been trying for so long to tell Conrad how I feel.
00:13:35But I messed it up.
00:13:37I didn't give him my love letter.
00:13:39I gave you my dumb horn.
00:13:41You must think the biggest joke I felt.
00:13:50You want your letter back?
00:13:52Yes.
00:13:52Alright, well then you and I are gonna have to come up with some kind of arrangement.
00:13:55Let me guess.
00:13:57You want me to be your servant or something?
00:14:07But I do want you to be my assistant.
00:14:09That means I need your help with my homework, football, and you have to do basically everything that I say.
00:14:14Once I feel satisfied, you can have your letter back.
00:14:17Fine.
00:14:19But I need it in writing.
00:14:21Signed.
00:14:23You know, I had a feeling you were gonna say something like that.
00:14:25So I had something written up.
00:14:32Personal assistant agreement.
00:14:33Phoebe agrees to be Seth's personal assistant.
00:14:35In exchange, Seth agrees to return Phoebe's personal letter once the arrangement is complete.
00:14:39Sign here.
00:14:40You sign it first.
00:14:43Done.
00:14:44So you need a guess?
00:14:46Wasn't complimenting you.
00:14:51Alright.
00:14:52It's official.
00:14:53Starting tomorrow, you are mine.
00:14:55You're my assistant.
00:14:56Congratulations.
00:14:58It's a pleasure doing business with you.
00:15:02See you for your first day tomorrow.
00:15:15Get out of the way, devil.
00:15:17Where are you going?
00:15:19School.
00:15:20Where else would I be going?
00:15:21Aren't you forgetting that you're supposed to be my assistant now?
00:15:24Look, I don't want to go to school with you.
00:15:26Or let people know that we're step-siblings.
00:15:28You're trouble reincarnated.
00:15:30Everywhere you go, eyes follow.
00:15:32And I just want to be invisible, okay?
00:15:33Okay.
00:15:34Okay.
00:15:35Okay.
00:15:41You're going to love this.
00:15:42I'm going to love it.
00:15:43I'm going to love it.
00:15:44I'm going to love it.
00:15:44I'm going to love it.
00:15:44I'm going to love it.
00:15:44I'm going to love it.
00:15:45As your step-brother, it's my job to get you to school every day.
00:15:48It's just us out here.
00:15:49You can drop the whole fake brother act.
00:15:52Why don't you keep your voice down?
00:15:53I don't think you want mommy and daddy coming out here and seeing this yelling.
00:15:58See what I mean?
00:15:59Have fun, kids.
00:16:01Be careful now.
00:16:05All right.
00:16:08You ready?
00:16:09No.
00:16:13Seth Astor, slow down!
00:16:20Relax, you're safe with me.
00:16:24I'm completely like that.
00:16:28Stupid idiot.
00:16:30Is that dork, CB, getting off of Seth's motorcycle?
00:16:33That dumb nerd dares to cling to Seth.
00:16:37She wants attention.
00:16:38Fine.
00:16:39I got it.
00:16:39Let's make sure she gets it.
00:16:50Conrad, hi.
00:17:06Take my shirt.
00:17:12Well, well.
00:17:13Brave little Fifi professed her love, huh?
00:17:18No.
00:17:19I can't let Conrad think something is going on between me and Seth.
00:17:22I have to explain everything to him.
00:17:26Hey.
00:17:29Hey.
00:17:30Hold up, assistant.
00:17:32You know, I'm kind of thirsty.
00:17:34I have your letter.
00:17:36Don't forget.
00:17:45Open it.
00:17:50Open it.
00:17:52My eyes are burnt.
00:17:53Got my eyes.
00:17:54Are you snooze?
00:17:55Yeah, got my eyes.
00:17:56Hey.
00:17:58Be gentle, dude.
00:17:59Give me a bite.
00:18:00Come on, give me a bite.
00:18:01Huh.
00:18:03That slut.
00:18:05Wasn't Phoebe, like, obsessed with you?
00:18:07Uh-huh.
00:18:07She used to bring you water and towels every day.
00:18:10Now she's all over Seth.
00:18:12Is the linebacker hotter than the quarterback now?
00:18:15Nah, she's just a fangirl.
00:18:17Be nice to her once if she clings to you.
00:18:19I guess so.
00:18:24Hey.
00:18:24Conrad, uh, you want a water?
00:18:27Thanks, Phoebe.
00:18:28Um, Conrad, uh, about last night...
00:18:31I...
00:18:32I...
00:18:32I...
00:18:33I just...
00:18:33wanted to...
00:18:34Uh, you wanna get to that ball?
00:18:44Seth Astor, I agreed to be your personal assistant, not your servant.
00:18:50Give the ball for me.
00:18:54You know, my assistant only has one job.
00:18:56Keeping her honest.
00:18:58You are such a control freak.
00:19:01I wish I could be as annoyingly cocky as you are for a day.
00:19:06Hey, you know what?
00:19:08Why don't I take you home and tie you up and teach you some fucking manners?
00:19:11Any time, any way.
00:19:12The dirty mouth like yours, anyone who kisses you would probably puke.
00:19:15Yeah, why don't you give me a try?
00:19:16Nope.
00:19:18Watch out!
00:19:27Oh my god.
00:19:28That devil stole my first kiss.
00:19:35Oh!
00:19:38Oh, yeah!
00:19:39Yeah!
00:19:40That's right!
00:19:41Oh, yeah!
00:19:42Oh, yeah!
00:19:43Oh, oh, oh!
00:19:44Oh, oh!
00:19:47Sorry.
00:19:47Jerk!
00:19:48You stole my first kiss!
00:19:49Lacks wasn't a real kiss.
00:19:51Easy for you to say, you thief!
00:19:53Hey, you know, I think I just raised your status.
00:19:55You know, if people see you with me, they're gonna think of you as something more than just a weird
00:19:58little virgin girl.
00:19:58Who knows, maybe Conrad will ask you out now.
00:20:13Asshole!
00:20:14He stole my first kiss.
00:20:16I was saving for Conrad.
00:20:22Bitch.
00:20:22This is what you get for students.
00:20:24It's sad.
00:20:34Oh my god.
00:20:35Where?
00:20:36Where do my clothes go?
00:20:37Get ready, everyone.
00:20:38We're about to see our nerdy virgin Phoebe Jean completely naked.
00:20:44What do I do?
00:20:46What do I do?
00:20:49What do I do?
00:20:52Where the hell did she go?
00:21:14Huh, that slut ran into the boys' locker rooms.
00:21:18Let's move.
00:21:25Hey, Seth.
00:21:27Did I just hear a girl's voice?
00:21:30What the hell?
00:21:31Conrad's next door?
00:21:34Hello?
00:21:36Seth, are you seeing someone?
00:21:37Uh, yeah.
00:21:38Why don't you mind your own business?
00:21:40Why don't I tell them the truth?
00:21:42Hey, let's talk about the worth of truth.
00:21:43Conrad can't find out I'm in here.
00:21:45Absolutely not.
00:21:46Phoebe Jean, our naked nerd.
00:21:50Come on out.
00:21:51Don't be shy.
00:21:53Phoebe Jean.
00:21:54Help me.
00:21:56Wait.
00:21:56Just help me.
00:21:59All right, then you know what?
00:22:00You owe me one favor and you have to do anything I say.
00:22:02A big one.
00:22:03All right.
00:22:05Seth, don't tell me Phoebe Jean's actually in your stall.
00:22:09Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:22:10Give me one favor.
00:22:11Yes, anything.
00:22:12Anything.
00:22:13Come on out, Phoebe.
00:22:14We heard you scream.
00:22:22What?
00:22:24You know, that scream you guys drew was this.
00:22:27Just watching a little, uh, gameplay.
00:22:30You know what I mean?
00:22:37Seth, I didn't mean to interrupt you.
00:22:51Don't you ever let me catch you guys in the men's locker room filming again?
00:22:55Or else it's not just gonna be your fault when I break.
00:22:56Get out of here.
00:22:57I'm sorry.
00:22:58I'm sorry.
00:22:58It was a misunderstanding.
00:23:00Okay, I'm leaving.
00:23:01Leaving?
00:23:02I'm waiting.
00:23:06Seth.
00:23:07I hope this little scandal of yours doesn't distract you from practice.
00:23:10No.
00:23:12No.
00:23:17Ah.
00:23:20The clothes are clear.
00:23:28Thanks.
00:23:30You're helping me.
00:23:31Yeah, no problem.
00:23:33Don't forget that you, uh, you owe me now.
00:23:36Why don't you put your clothes on, sister?
00:23:38Just because you saved me once doesn't make you my boss, devil.
00:23:54I'm feeling a little thirsty.
00:23:57I should go give me some horse drink.
00:24:00Right, Mr. Aster.
00:24:08Where the hell did that kitty cat run off to?
00:24:11Phoebe!
00:24:12Hey, Phoebe!
00:24:16He saved me so fine.
00:24:18I got him to drink some snacks and now we're eating.
00:24:20Hey!
00:24:33What the hell is wrong with you?
00:24:35You threw yourself at Seth, kissing him with that dirty mouth just to get noticed.
00:24:42Pathetic.
00:24:43Trash like you belongs back, dumpster.
00:24:46Thrown with flies and bugs.
00:24:54Are you insane?
00:24:56You have no idea what actually happened between Seth and I.
00:24:59I don't need to.
00:25:02Apologize for insulting Seth.
00:25:04Kneel.
00:25:05Stop!
00:25:06Ow!
00:25:08Bobby!
00:25:10Stop!
00:25:11Please, somebody help me!
00:25:13No one's coming to save you.
00:25:15This place is locked down.
00:25:21Oh!
00:25:23OMG!
00:25:25What are you, Freed?
00:25:28Even I feel bad for you, childish virgin loser.
00:25:32I bet you secretly dream about being fucked by Seth.
00:25:36Stop!
00:25:37Please, I don't want anything!
00:25:39I'm not trying to mess with you guys!
00:25:41Hey, Phoebe!
00:25:42Hey, Phoebe!
00:25:43Open up!
00:25:53Get the fuck away, Phoebe!
00:26:01Seth!
00:26:03What are you doing?
00:26:09You disgust me.
00:26:12No, I think you dropped me.
00:26:15Get the fuck off!
00:26:20Fuck.
00:26:23Give me your phone.
00:26:31Are you okay?
00:26:32They wouldn't have bullied me if they weren't for you.
00:26:34No, they're not.
00:26:35Yes, they aren't. This is your fault.
00:26:37Leave me alone.
00:26:40No, Phoebe.
00:26:42Phoebe!
00:26:49You mess with Phoebe, you mess with me.
00:26:51Do not fuck with me, okay?
00:26:57Get the fuck out of my sight.
00:27:00Now!
00:27:01Get out!
00:27:02Before I post your naked butt all over the internet.
00:27:13Hey Phoebe.
00:27:18Phoebe?
00:27:20Hey.
00:27:24Uh, Phoebe.
00:27:27Hey, what the-
00:27:28Whoa!
00:27:33Oh my god.
00:27:34Phoebe!
00:27:36Oh, you're burning up.
00:28:01I don't need your pay.
00:28:03You're rich and popular.
00:28:05You'll never actually care about me.
00:28:08All I wanted was to be noticed.
00:28:11To shine like Conrad.
00:28:13All I got was your humiliation.
00:28:16Take these.
00:28:21Like this.
00:28:32I promise you I won't ever let anybody bully you ever again.
00:28:36And I'm sorry that I showed up late.
00:28:39How the devil himself is actually apologizing.
00:28:43The devil doesn't apologize.
00:28:46I do.
00:28:52If only I could find the strength to just let go.
00:29:00I could take a chance.
00:29:04I dream that one day I can shine.
00:29:07I dream that one day I can shine on the homecoming stage.
00:29:18Then I can be confident and happy.
00:29:21Like other girls.
00:29:31You've been working so hard.
00:29:34Get better, Phoebe.
00:29:35And I'll help make your dreams come true.
00:29:42Shut up.
00:29:45Wait.
00:29:46How's he in my bed?
00:29:47Phoebe!
00:29:48Have to get up!
00:29:49We're really late!
00:29:55Phoebe!
00:29:56Phoebe!
00:29:56Time to get up or you'll be late.
00:30:01Phoebe?
00:30:01Can't wait.
00:30:02You can't kill me, huh?
00:30:03My mom can't drink.
00:30:06Phoebe?
00:30:09Phoebe, you hear me?
00:30:21Um.
00:30:23Um, I had a fever last night and my head hurts.
00:30:28Oh, poor thing.
00:30:30Get some rest, okay?
00:30:31I'm heading to school now.
00:30:33Bye.
00:30:33Bye.
00:30:34Bye.
00:30:37Okay, you can let me go.
00:30:38Let it go.
00:30:40Are you ticklish?
00:30:41What?
00:30:42Stop it!
00:30:43All right.
00:30:46Thanks for taking care of me last night.
00:30:50Sleeping in the same bed.
00:30:51We're not that close.
00:30:53All right, then get out.
00:30:54This is my room.
00:30:56Whatever.
00:30:57I'll go to school first.
00:31:08Look at him.
00:31:10He's crazy.
00:31:11Bro, he's totally into that DC girl.
00:31:16Get out of my sight.
00:31:17Or else it's gonna be your bare ass post all over the internet.
00:31:23Okay, maybe he's not that bad.
00:31:29Hey, Phoebe!
00:31:31Hey, Phoebe!
00:31:32Open up!
00:31:46Let me help you.
00:31:50When all of a sudden you care about your double step, River?
00:31:53How are you?
00:31:54That is good.
00:31:54What are you called?
00:32:20To drown.
00:32:21Drown.
00:32:28Oh!
00:32:29Oh!
00:32:32Oh!
00:32:35Oh!
00:32:37Oh!don't
00:32:39you. Oh!
00:32:44Oh!
00:32:44Oh!
00:32:45Oh!
00:32:46Oh!
00:32:48I hope you can't be the last time.
00:32:58Hello.
00:32:59What's up?
00:33:00You, sit down.
00:33:08Look, you don't always have to be the hero.
00:33:11You're a linebacker.
00:33:12Your team needs you.
00:33:14Yeah?
00:33:15You know, there are things I care about more than football.
00:33:18And I find that hard to believe.
00:33:30Hey.
00:33:32Stop...
00:33:33Goaning out.
00:33:37Take me to school.
00:33:39Oh, I get to drive me to school again?
00:33:43Yeah.
00:33:44I guess so.
00:33:51Hey, take a seat.
00:33:53Right here.
00:33:55I want you to take it easy today.
00:33:57No assistant work for you.
00:33:59Oh.
00:34:00How generous of you.
00:34:07You heard?
00:34:09Seth lost the username.
00:34:11For her.
00:34:13No way.
00:34:15Something's going on between them?
00:34:17Wasn't Phoebe all over Conrad before?
00:34:21All right, tell him who kicks my ass.
00:34:25What's up?
00:34:35Phoebe.
00:34:36You okay?
00:34:38Conrad.
00:34:39Hey.
00:34:48Hey Phoebe.
00:34:50Don't drink that.
00:34:51Drink this.
00:34:53It's much better.
00:34:55I'll take that.
00:34:57That's for Phoebe.
00:34:58Not you.
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