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00:00:00You
00:00:07Conrad my quarterback prince. I've been fantasizing for years right after the game. I'm telling him how I feel
00:00:35I
00:00:38Who's this new guy?
00:00:46Every goal is time to screw set the devil. He's mine. His dad is the biggest stakeholder in the school.
00:00:51So he's my future boyfriend
00:01:03Yeah
00:01:13Nice defense boys set faster is our new team captain
00:01:33Another playboy
00:01:45Conrad should be the only one left in the locker room. You got this VV
00:02:03Conrad I'm VV
00:02:07VV. I've had a crush on you for years. Will you be my homecoming date?
00:02:31I
00:02:32Dream about you every night when your strong arms pull me in close. I cannot help but tingle. I want
00:02:39to give Conrad my virginity
00:02:41The way I've always imagined it
00:02:46Wild sex
00:02:56Seth Astor hell no. I just gave my porn to my crushes rival
00:03:05What?
00:03:06Is that loser Phoebe making a move on my Seth?
00:03:10Seth Astor
00:03:11He's not reading my love letter. He's reading my fantasy and the next line is
00:03:16You thrust into my core until I can feel your warmth
00:03:20Yes
00:03:20Conrad I call out your name
00:03:22Beautiful way
00:03:23I'd rather die than let this playboy read my fantasy out loud
00:03:28You dumb nerd dreaming about Seth every night
00:03:32That's so sad
00:03:33He's way out of your league
00:03:35I bet she's a pathetic virgin
00:03:39No, you've got it all wrong
00:03:41Dang it
00:03:42Let me see that dummy stupid love letter
00:03:47It's not
00:03:48Excuse me, do I know you?
00:03:51Uh, I don't think I do
00:03:52Why don't you get out of here?
00:03:54Only
00:04:02The worst day ever
00:04:09Yeah
00:04:10You okay?
00:04:11Hey, did you forget how to say thank you?
00:04:13You know, I did just save you and I feel like I should get something in return
00:04:16What do you think?
00:04:18Asshole
00:04:19You know, I feel like your vocabulary is better than that
00:04:23Hey
00:04:36She writes
00:04:38I love you, Kat
00:04:42Seth Astor is an absolute devil
00:04:47Baby, oh my god, your underwear is showing
00:04:49Oh my god, that's been showing the whole time
00:04:52Seth saw it
00:04:54Sweetie, we are moving in with your stepfather today
00:04:57He is the most powerful man in the state
00:04:59You have to behave, okay?
00:05:01Okay, mom
00:05:03Come on
00:05:14Holy crap, this place looks like a royal palace
00:05:17Go on, Phoebe
00:05:19Knock on the door
00:05:20Say hi to your stepfather
00:05:45Hey step sis
00:05:46You've got to be kidding me
00:05:48The devil is my stepbrother?
00:05:50Your stepbrother?
00:05:57What's with the hell?
00:05:58You're not going to say hi to your new stepbrother?
00:06:00It's not very polite
00:06:03I see
00:06:19Hey, stay away from me
00:06:21Yeah, I know I'm a lot bigger than Conrad
00:06:23But you don't have to be afraid of anything
00:06:24Hot jerk
00:06:26You don't come close to Conrad, okay?
00:06:28He's got the manners of a prince
00:06:30And you?
00:06:30You're just some cocky devil
00:06:32Now give me my letter back
00:06:34If I'm the devil
00:06:37Then why would I give anything back?
00:06:39A kitty cat
00:06:41You've got some nerve
00:06:43You've got some nerve
00:06:47Fine, I'll get it myself
00:06:53Here's a piece of advice
00:06:54Got it
00:06:56Don't you ever touch my stuff?
00:07:00Or what?
00:07:02What? Hey!
00:07:03Pull me up!
00:07:04No, no, no, no, no!
00:07:10Help!
00:07:11Help!
00:07:12I can't!
00:07:13I can't!
00:07:14I can't!
00:07:15I can't!
00:07:17Start off! It's on me!
00:07:24Hey!
00:07:27Alright, get off me!
00:07:28No, I can't!
00:07:29Get off!
00:07:30I can't!
00:07:30I can't!
00:07:31Hey!
00:07:34You know, you did it to yourself
00:07:35No, just give me
00:07:36Give me
00:07:37Or I would've
00:07:38Yeah, or what?
00:07:40Are you gonna bite me again?
00:07:45Stop biting me, kitty cat
00:07:47You asked for it
00:07:48What?
00:07:51No!
00:07:52No!
00:07:58I can't!
00:07:59Help me!
00:08:01Help me!
00:08:01Fifi, what are you doing?
00:08:02Help me!
00:08:03Shut up! Help me!
00:08:04I can't swim
00:08:05What's going on?
00:08:07Mom!
00:08:08Mr. Astor
00:08:13Uh, Fifi can't swim
00:08:15She fell in and I was, uh, saving her
00:08:17But now we're just playing, right?
00:08:19Yeah, look at
00:08:20See?
00:08:21Uh-huh!
00:08:23Yeah, he's right!
00:08:25Here!
00:08:25Just look at them
00:08:26Just like brother and sister
00:08:27I haven't seen Seth smile like that in a long time
00:08:32Thank God
00:08:33I knew they'd get along
00:08:35Ha!
00:08:36Just like us
00:08:37Mm-hmm
00:08:37Maybe we should get along with them as well
00:08:39Yeah
00:08:43Maybe we should go join them
00:08:44Aww
00:08:45Mom hasn't smiled like that since Dad passed away
00:08:48She looks so happy with Mr. Astor
00:08:52I can't let my drama with that devil Seth ruin her new life
00:09:01Well, let's raise our glasses and welcome Fifi and Sofia to our family
00:09:07Thank you, Mr. Astor
00:09:14Oh, just call me Jacob now
00:09:15We're family
00:09:20Seth
00:09:21Today's your first day at Loyola High
00:09:24If you need any help, ask Fifi
00:09:26She wins scholarships every year
00:09:29Wow
00:09:30She's also very popular amongst the football team
00:09:36How's that?
00:09:38Actually, I have something to show you guys
00:09:47No, that's my fantasy
00:09:49He's not gonna show it to them
00:09:51Stop it!
00:09:53Fifi!
00:09:54Seth is showing us his winner's card
00:09:56Why are you acting so rude?
00:09:59I'm sorry
00:10:00I didn't
00:10:11Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:10:13Come on
00:10:14Sorry, my stepsister has something on her lips and uh
00:10:17Thank you
00:10:18Stepbrother
00:10:19I can do it myself
00:10:21This annoying devil
00:10:24I have to get my letter back tonight
00:10:50I guess the big devil has a big thing
00:11:00Jesus, where did he hide my letter?
00:11:12Ew! That's gross!
00:11:22What a waste
00:11:23A devil with the face of an angel
00:11:26Maybe under his pillow?
00:11:30Nah
00:11:31Maybe it's behind him?
00:11:41This is awkward
00:11:43Oh!
00:11:46You weren't asleep?
00:11:48No, some kitty cat snuck away into my room and woke me up
00:11:52Don't be paranoid, just give me back my letter
00:11:55Oh, your letter you mean you're smut?
00:11:59Look at porn
00:12:01Shut up
00:12:01I hid you later in my underwear
00:12:05What?
00:12:09Wanna check?
00:12:10Not really
00:12:11Is there?
00:12:13I'm sorry
00:12:22No, no, pervert
00:12:25You're telling me that you're sneaking around the room until 12 o'clock at night?
00:12:28Just for the way?
00:12:30You're expecting to believe that?
00:12:31You know, I think that there's something else
00:12:34No, there's not
00:12:35I'm not interested
00:12:35Just give me back my letter
00:12:41When did you start writing this smut or pornography, you know?
00:12:44Shut up!
00:12:45It's none of your business!
00:12:46Give it to me!
00:12:46Don't
00:12:47Psst!
00:12:50You wanna wake up mommy and daddy, do you?
00:12:52You know, I read this
00:12:54Very interesting stuff
00:12:55You have very big imagination
00:12:56But there's something that's just a little, uh, inexperienced about the whole thing
00:13:01Tell me, Phoebe
00:13:02Are you a virgin?
00:13:10Yeah
00:13:11Just a nerdy virgin, okay?
00:13:13I have no experience
00:13:15Happy now?
00:13:17I'm not like you
00:13:18I'm not some
00:13:20Hot flirt who owns the game every time I walk on the field
00:13:31I've been trying for so long to tell Conrad how I feel
00:13:35But I messed it up
00:13:37I didn't give him my love letter, I gave you my dumb horn
00:13:41You must think the biggest joke I've had
00:13:50You want your letter back?
00:13:52Yes
00:13:52Alright, well then you and I are gonna have to come up with some kind of arrangement
00:13:55Let me guess
00:13:57You want me to be your servant for some time?
00:14:07But I do want you to be my assistant
00:14:09That means I need your help with my homework, football
00:14:12And you have to do basically everything that I say
00:14:14Once I feel satisfied, you can have your letter back
00:14:17Fine
00:14:19But I need it in writing
00:14:21Signed
00:14:23You know, I had a feeling you were gonna say something like that
00:14:25So I had something written up
00:14:31Personal assistant agreement
00:14:33Phoebe agrees to be Seth's personal assistant
00:14:35In exchange, Seth agrees to return Phoebe's personal letter
00:14:38Once the arrangement is complete, sign here
00:14:40You sign it first
00:14:44Done
00:14:44It's a unique guest
00:14:45Thank you
00:14:46Wasn't complimenting you
00:14:51Alright, it's official
00:14:53Starting tomorrow, you are mine
00:14:54You're my assistant
00:14:56Congratulations
00:14:58It's a pleasure doing business with you
00:15:02See you for your first day tomorrow
00:15:15Get out of the way, devil
00:15:17Where are you going?
00:15:19School?
00:15:20Where else would I be going?
00:15:21Aren't you forgetting that you're supposed to be my assistant now?
00:15:24Look, I don't want to go to school with you
00:15:26Or let people know that we're step-siblings
00:15:28You're trouble reincarnated
00:15:30Everywhere you go, eyes follow
00:15:32And I just want to be invisible, okay?
00:15:33Okay
00:15:41You're going to love this
00:15:42I'm going to love it, I'm going to love it, I'm going to love it
00:15:44You're going to love it, I'm going to love it, I'm going to love it
00:15:45As your step-brother, it's my job to get you to school everyday
00:15:47It's just us out here
00:15:49You can drop the whole fake brother act
00:15:52Why don't you keep your voice down?
00:15:54I don't think you want mommy and daddy coming out here and seeing this yelling
00:15:58See what I mean?
00:15:59Have fun kids
00:16:01Be careful now
00:16:05Alright
00:16:08You ready?
00:16:09No, no
00:16:14That aster slowed down
00:16:20Relax, you're safe with me
00:16:22I don't know
00:16:24You're clearly like that
00:16:28Stupid
00:16:29Idiot
00:16:29Is that dork
00:16:31Stevie getting off of Seth's motorcycle?
00:16:33That dumb nerd dares to cling to Seth
00:16:37She wants attention
00:16:38Fine, I got it
00:16:39Let's make sure she gets it
00:16:41I have some Weil
00:16:45In the old snow
00:16:45Don't really help you
00:16:50Conrad
00:16:51Hi
00:17:05Don't forget to stay
00:17:12Well, well, brave little Fifi professed her love, huh?
00:17:18No, I can't let Conrad think something is going on between me and Seth.
00:17:22I have to explain everything to him.
00:17:26Hey.
00:17:29Hey.
00:17:30Hold on, assistant.
00:17:32You know, I'm kind of thirsty.
00:17:34I have your letter.
00:17:36Don't forget.
00:17:44Open it.
00:17:52My eyes are burnt.
00:17:53Got my eyes.
00:17:54Are you snooze?
00:17:55Yeah, got my eyes.
00:17:56Hey.
00:17:57Be gentle, baby.
00:17:59Give me a bite.
00:18:00Come on, give me a bite.
00:18:03That slut.
00:18:05Wasn't Phoebe, like, obsessed with you?
00:18:07She used to bring you water and towels every day.
00:18:10Now she's all over Seth.
00:18:12Is the linebacker hotter than the quarterback now?
00:18:15Nah, she's just a fangirl.
00:18:17Be nice to her once if she clings to you.
00:18:19I guess so.
00:18:24Hey, Conrad.
00:18:25You want a water?
00:18:27Thanks, Phoebe.
00:18:27Um, Conrad, about last night, I, I, I just wanted to, I'll just...
00:18:34Oh, you want to get to that ball?
00:18:43Seth Astor, I agreed to be your personal assistant, not your servant.
00:18:50Give me the ball for me.
00:18:54You know, my assistant only has one job.
00:18:56Keeping her eyes on me.
00:18:59You are such a control freak.
00:19:01I wish I could be as annoyingly cocky as you are for a day.
00:19:06You know what?
00:19:08Why don't I take you home and tie you up and teach you some fucking manners?
00:19:11Anytime, anywhere.
00:19:12The dirty mouth like yours, anyone who kisses you would probably puke.
00:19:15Yeah, why don't you give me a try?
00:19:16Nope.
00:19:18Watch out!
00:19:26Oh my god.
00:19:28That devil stole my first kiss.
00:19:38Oh, yeah, you got it again.
00:19:40Yeah!
00:19:40Yeah!
00:19:41Yeah!
00:19:42Yeah!
00:19:42Yeah!
00:19:43Yeah!
00:19:43Yeah!
00:19:44Yeah!
00:19:47I'm sorry.
00:19:47A jerk!
00:19:48You stole my first kiss!
00:19:49Lax, it wasn't a real kiss.
00:19:51Easy for you to say, you thief!
00:19:53Hey, you know, I think I just raised your status.
00:19:55You know, if people see you with me, they're gonna think of you as something more than just
00:19:57a weird little virgin girl.
00:19:58Who knows, who knows, maybe Conrad will ask you out now.
00:20:01You know, if you have any of you who's been fighting for me.
00:20:17I'm not an Это-
00:20:23You're not an это-
00:20:23I need to ask you for it.
00:20:24I will be saying that.
00:20:25You are a real good person.
00:20:26I'm not an an an on-
00:20:27You're a real good person.
00:20:27I'm not an an an on-
00:20:30I'm not an an on-
00:20:34oh my god where where did my clothes go get ready everyone we're about to see our nerdy
00:20:40virgin phoebe jean completely naked what do i do what do i do
00:20:52where the hell did she go
00:21:14that slut ran into the boys's locker rooms let's move
00:21:25hey seth did i just hear a girl's voice
00:21:30what the hell conrad's next door
00:21:35hello seth are you seeing someone oh yeah why don't you mind your own business
00:21:40why don't i tell the truth yeah let's talk about the word truth
00:21:43conrad can't find out i'm in here absolutely not baby jean our naked nerd come on out don't be shy
00:21:53phoebe jean
00:21:54help me
00:21:58all right then you know what you owe me one favor and you have to do anything i say
00:22:02a big one all right
00:22:05seth don't tell me phoebe jean's actually in your stall
00:22:12come on out phoebe we heard you scream
00:22:24what you know that scream you guys heard was this just watching a little uh gameplay you know what
00:22:38i didn't mean to interrupt you
00:22:51don't you ever let me catch you guys in the men's locker room filming again
00:22:54well that's gonna be your fault that i break get out of here i'm sorry i'm sorry it was a
00:22:59misunderstanding
00:23:00okay i'm leaving leaving leaving
00:23:07seth
00:23:07hope this little scandal of yours doesn't distract you from practice
00:23:20close is clear
00:23:29thanks
00:23:31yeah no problem don't forget that you uh you owe me now
00:23:36why don't you put your clothes on this is just because you saved me once doesn't make you my boss
00:23:40devil
00:23:54i feel a little thirsty
00:23:57i should go give me some more strength
00:24:01right mr aster
00:24:08where the hell did that kitty cat run off to phoebe hey phoebe
00:24:16he saved me so fine
00:24:17i got him to drink some snacks and now we're eating
00:24:20hey
00:24:31what the hell is wrong with you
00:24:35what the hell is wrong with you
00:24:54are you insane you have no idea what actually happened between seth and i
00:24:59i don't need to apologize for insulting seth
00:25:11you have no idea what the hell is wrong with you
00:25:15what the hell is wrong with you
00:25:24what are you free
00:25:27even i feel bad for you childish virgin loser
00:25:32i bet you secretly dream about being fucked by seth
00:25:36stop please i don't want anything i'm not trying to mess with you guys
00:25:40hey phoebe
00:25:42hey phoebe
00:25:43open up
00:25:53get the fuck away
00:25:55get the fuck away
00:25:55oh
00:26:02seth what are you doing
00:26:09you disgust me
00:26:12no i think you dropped
00:26:15Hey, get the fuck off.
00:26:20Fuck.
00:26:23Give me a phone.
00:26:31Are you okay?
00:26:32They wouldn't have bullied me.
00:26:34They weren't for you.
00:26:34No, they're not.
00:26:35Yes, they aren't.
00:26:36This is your fault.
00:26:37Leave me alone.
00:26:40No, Phoebe.
00:26:42Phoebe!
00:26:48If you mess with Phoebe, you mess with me.
00:26:51Do not fuck with me, okay?
00:26:57Get the fuck out of my sight.
00:27:00Now, get out, for I post your naked butts all over the internet.
00:27:12Hey, Phoebe.
00:27:18Phoebe?
00:27:20Hey.
00:27:25Phoebe.
00:27:27Hey, what the fuck?
00:27:28Hey, what the-
00:27:28Whoa.
00:27:33Oh my God.
00:27:34Phoebe!
00:27:36Oh, you're burning up.
00:28:01I don't need your pay.
00:28:03You're rich and popular.
00:28:05You'll never actually care about me.
00:28:08All I wanted was to be noticed, to shine like Conrad, but all I got was your humiliation.
00:28:17Take these.
00:28:22Take this.
00:28:32I promise you I won't ever let anybody bully you ever again.
00:28:36And I'm sorry that I should have bleed.
00:28:39Well, the devil himself is actually apologizing.
00:28:43The devil doesn't apologize.
00:28:46I do.
00:29:04I dream that one day I can shine.
00:29:06I dream one day I'd shine on a homecoming stage.
00:29:18Then I can be confident and happy.
00:29:21Like other girls.
00:29:31You've been working so hard.
00:29:33Get better feet.
00:29:35And I'll help make your dreams come true.
00:29:37I don't know.
00:29:42Shut up.
00:29:45Wait.
00:29:46How's he in my bed?
00:29:47Fifi.
00:29:48Fifi.
00:29:49Time to get up or you'll be late.
00:29:55Fifi.
00:29:56Time to get up or you'll be late.
00:30:01Fifi.
00:30:06Fifi.
00:30:09Fifi, you hear me?
00:30:19Fifi.
00:30:21Um.
00:30:23Um.
00:30:23I..
00:30:23I...
00:30:24I had a fever last night and my..
00:30:26My head hurts.
00:30:28Aw, poor thing.
00:30:30Get some rest, okay?
00:30:31I'm heading to school now.
00:30:33Bye.
00:30:33All right.
00:30:34All right.
00:30:37OK, you can let me go.
00:30:38Let me go.
00:30:40You ticklish?
00:30:41What?
00:30:42Stop it!
00:30:46Thanks for taking care of me last night,
00:30:50sleeping in the same bed.
00:30:51We're not that close.
00:30:53All right, then get out.
00:30:54This is my room.
00:30:56Whatever.
00:30:57I'll go to school first.
00:30:59I'll go to school first.
00:31:09Look at him.
00:31:10He's crazy.
00:31:10Bro, he's totally into that DC girl.
00:31:16Get out of my sight.
00:31:17Or else it's going to be your bare ass post all over the internet.
00:31:23OK.
00:31:24Maybe he's not that bad.
00:31:29Hey, Phoebe!
00:31:31Hey, Phoebe!
00:31:32Open up!
00:31:46Let me help you.
00:31:49When all of a sudden you care about your double step,
00:31:52remember?
00:31:53How are you?
00:31:54Let us go to the body clothes.
00:32:04Once they're closer I fall down.
00:32:13Once we fall I soon drowned.
00:32:49Drown
00:32:58Hello
00:32:58What's up?
00:33:00You, sit down
00:33:08Look, you don't always have to be the hero
00:33:11You're a linebacker, your team needs you
00:33:14You know, there are things I care about more than football
00:33:18I find that hard to believe
00:33:21No
00:33:30Hey
00:33:32Stop
00:33:33Broaning out
00:33:34What?
00:33:35Just
00:33:37Take me to school
00:33:38I want you to drive me to school again?
00:33:43Yeah
00:33:44I guess so
00:33:51Hey, take a seat
00:33:53Right here
00:33:55I want you to take it easy today
00:33:57No assistant work for you
00:33:59No
00:34:00How generous of you
00:34:02Come on
00:34:07You hurt?
00:34:09Seth lost the yesterday
00:34:11For her
00:34:13No way
00:34:14Something's going on between them?
00:34:17Wasn't Phoebe Oliver Conrad before?
00:34:21All right, tell me who kicks my ass
00:34:26What's up?
00:34:27What are you doing?
00:34:32Come on
00:34:35Phoebe, you okay?
00:34:38Conrad
00:34:38Hey
00:34:39Thank you
00:34:40Thank you
00:34:49Hey Phoebe
00:34:50Don't drink that
00:34:51Drink this
00:34:52It's much better
00:34:55I'll take that
00:34:57That's for Phoebe
00:34:58Not you
00:34:59Not you
00:35:00Not you
00:35:01Not you
00:35:01Not you
00:35:01Not you
00:35:01Not you
00:35:01Not you
00:35:01Not you
00:35:01Not you
00:35:01Not you
00:35:02You
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