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00:00:00You
00:00:07Conrad my quarterback prince. I've been fantasizing for years right after the game. I'm telling him how I feel
00:00:35I
00:00:38Who's this new guy?
00:00:46Every goal is time to screw set the devil. He's mine. His dad is the biggest stakeholder in the school.
00:00:51So he's my future boyfriend
00:01:03Yeah
00:01:13Nice defense boys set faster is our new team captain
00:01:33Another playboy
00:01:45Conrad should be the only one left in the locker room. You got this VV
00:02:03Conrad I'm VV
00:02:07VV. I've had a crush on you for years. Will you be my homecoming date?
00:02:31I
00:02:32Dream about you every night when your strong arms pull me in close. I cannot help but tingle. I want
00:02:39to give Conrad my virginity
00:02:41The way I've always imagined it
00:02:46Wild sex
00:02:56Seth Astor hell no. I just gave my porn to my crushes rival
00:03:05What?
00:03:06Is that loser Phoebe making a move on my Seth?
00:03:10Seth Astor
00:03:11He's not reading my love letter. He's reading my fantasy and the next line is
00:03:16You thrust into my core until I can feel your warmth
00:03:20Yes
00:03:20Conrad I call out your name
00:03:22Beautiful way
00:03:23I'd rather die than let this playboy read my fantasy out loud
00:03:28You dumb nerd dreaming about Seth every night
00:03:32That's so sad
00:03:33He's way out of your league
00:03:35I bet she's a pathetic virgin
00:03:39No, you've got it all wrong
00:03:41Dang it
00:03:42Let me see that dummy stupid love letter
00:03:47It's not
00:03:48Excuse me, do I know you?
00:03:51Uh, I don't think I do
00:03:52Why don't you get out of here?
00:03:54Only
00:04:02The worst day ever
00:04:09Yeah
00:04:10You okay?
00:04:11Hey, did you forget how to say thank you?
00:04:13You know, I did just save you and I feel like I should get something in return
00:04:16What do you think?
00:04:18Asshole
00:04:19You know, I feel like your vocabulary is better than that
00:04:23Hey
00:04:36She writes
00:04:38I love you, Kat
00:04:42Seth Astor is an absolute devil
00:04:47Baby, oh my god, your underwear is showing
00:04:49Oh my god, that's been showing the whole time
00:04:52Seth saw it
00:04:54Sweetie, we are moving in with your stepfather today
00:04:57He is the most powerful man in the state
00:04:59You have to behave, okay?
00:05:01Okay, mom
00:05:03Come on
00:05:14Holy crap, this place looks like a royal palace
00:05:17Go on, Phoebe
00:05:19Knock on the door
00:05:20Say hi to your stepfather
00:05:45Hey step sis
00:05:46You've got to be kidding me
00:05:48The devil is my stepbrother?
00:05:50Your stepbrother?
00:05:57What's with the hell?
00:05:58You're not going to say hi to your new stepbrother?
00:06:00It's not very polite
00:06:03I see
00:06:19Hey, stay away from me
00:06:21Yeah, I know I'm a lot bigger than Conrad
00:06:23But you don't have to be afraid of anything
00:06:24Hot jerk
00:06:26You don't come close to Conrad, okay?
00:06:28He's got the manners of a prince
00:06:30And you?
00:06:30You're just some cocky devil
00:06:32Now give me my letter back
00:06:34If I'm the devil
00:06:37Then why would I give anything back?
00:06:39A kitty cat
00:06:41You've got some nerve
00:06:43You've got some nerve
00:06:47Fine, I'll get it myself
00:06:53Here's a piece of advice
00:06:54Got it
00:06:56Don't you ever touch my stuff?
00:07:00Or what?
00:07:02What? Hey!
00:07:03Pull me up, no, no, no, no!
00:07:10No!
00:07:12I can't!
00:07:13I can't!
00:07:14I can't!
00:07:17Start off, it's off me!
00:07:24Hey
00:07:27Get off me
00:07:28No, I can't!
00:07:29Get off!
00:07:29No!
00:07:30I can't!
00:07:30I can't!
00:07:31I can't!
00:07:32Hey!
00:07:34You know, you did it to yourself
00:07:35No, just give me
00:07:36Give me
00:07:37Or I would've...
00:07:38Yeah, or what?
00:07:40Will you bite me again?
00:07:45Stop biting me, kitty cat
00:07:47You asked for it
00:07:48What?
00:07:52No!
00:07:52No!
00:07:58I can't swim!
00:08:00Help me!
00:08:01Fifi!
00:08:01What are you doing?
00:08:02Help me!
00:08:03Shut up, help me!
00:08:04What's going on?
00:08:07Mom!
00:08:08Mr. Aster
00:08:14I can't swim
00:08:15I can't swim
00:08:16She fell in and I was saving her
00:08:18But now we're just playing, right?
00:08:19Yeah, look at...
00:08:20See?
00:08:21Uh-huh!
00:08:23Yeah, he's right!
00:08:25Here!
00:08:25Just look at them!
00:08:26Just like brother and sister
00:08:27I haven't seen Seth smile like that in a long time
00:08:32Thank God
00:08:33I knew they'd get along
00:08:35Ha!
00:08:36Just like us
00:08:37Mm-hmm
00:08:38Maybe we should get her with them as well
00:08:39Maybe we should go join them
00:08:44Aw!
00:08:45Mom hasn't smiled like that since Dad passed away
00:08:48She looks so happy with Mr. Aster
00:08:51I can't let my drama with that devil Seth ruin her new life
00:09:01Well, let's raise our glasses and welcome Fifi and Sophia to our family
00:09:12Thank you, Mr. Aster
00:09:14Oh, just call me Jacob now
00:09:16We're family
00:09:21Seth, today's your first day at Loyola High
00:09:24If you need any help, ask Fifi
00:09:26She wins scholarships every year
00:09:29Wow
00:09:30She's also very popular amongst the football team
00:09:36How's that?
00:09:38Actually, I have something to show you guys
00:09:47No, that's my fantasy
00:09:49He's not gonna show it to them
00:09:51Stop it!
00:09:53Fifi!
00:09:54Seth is showing us his winner's card
00:09:56Why are you acting so rude?
00:09:59I'm sorry
00:10:00I didn't
00:10:14Sorry, my stepsister has something on her lips and uh...
00:10:17Thank you
00:10:18Stepbrother
00:10:19I can do it myself
00:10:21This annoying devil
00:10:24I have to get my letter back tonight
00:10:50I guess the big devil has a big thing
00:11:00Jesus, where did he hide my letter?
00:11:12Ew!
00:11:14That's gross!
00:11:16Ew!
00:11:18That's gross!
00:11:22What a waste
00:11:23A devil with the face of an angel
00:11:26Maybe under his pillow?
00:11:31Uh...
00:11:31Maybe it's...
00:11:33Behind him?
00:11:40Uh...
00:11:41This is awkward
00:11:43Oh!
00:11:45You...
00:11:46You...
00:11:47You weren't asleep?
00:11:47No, some kitty cat snuck away into my room and uh...
00:11:51Woke me up
00:11:52Don't...
00:11:53Be paranoid
00:11:53Just...
00:11:54Give me...
00:11:55Give me back...
00:11:55My letter
00:11:55Oh, your letter...
00:11:57You mean you uh...
00:11:58You're smart?
00:11:59You look at porn?
00:12:00No...
00:12:01Shut up
00:12:02I hid you later in my underwear
00:12:05What?
00:12:09What?
00:12:10Wanna check?
00:12:10Not really
00:12:11You sure?
00:12:13I'll show you
00:12:14Just...
00:12:16Just...
00:12:17Just...
00:12:18Just...
00:12:20Just...
00:12:21Just...
00:12:22Just...
00:12:22Just...
00:12:22Just...
00:12:23Just...
00:12:24Just...
00:12:24So what you're telling me that you're sneaking around the room until 12 o'clock at night?
00:12:28Just for the letter?
00:12:29You're expecting to believe that...
00:12:31You know, I think that there's uh...
00:12:33Something else?
00:12:34No...
00:12:34There's not...
00:12:35I'm not interested...
00:12:36Just give me...
00:12:36Back...
00:12:37My letter...
00:12:40Oh...
00:12:41When did you uh...
00:12:42Start writing this uh...
00:12:43Smud or pornography...
00:12:44You know...
00:12:44Shut up!
00:12:45It's none of your business!
00:12:46Give it to me!
00:12:46Give it to me!
00:12:47Get off me!
00:12:49You wanna wake up mommy and daddy, do you?
00:12:52You know, I read this...
00:12:54Very interesting stuff...
00:12:55You have very big imagination...
00:12:56But there's something that's just a little uh...
00:12:58Inexperienced about the whole thing...
00:13:01Tell me Phoebe...
00:13:02Are you a virgin?
00:13:11Yeah...
00:13:11Just a nerdy virgin, okay?
00:13:13I have no experience...
00:13:15Happy now?
00:13:17I'm not like you...
00:13:18I'm not some...
00:13:20Hot flirt who owns the game every time I walk on the field...
00:13:31I've been trying for so long to tell Conrad how I feel...
00:13:35But I messed it up...
00:13:37I didn't give him my love letter...
00:13:39I gave you my dumb horn!
00:13:41You must think the biggest joke ever...
00:13:50You want your letter back?
00:13:52Yes...
00:13:52Alright, well then you and I are gonna have to come up with some kind of arrangement...
00:13:55Let me guess...
00:13:57You want me to be your servant for some time?
00:14:07But I do want you to be my assistant...
00:14:09That means I need your help with my homework...
00:14:11Football...
00:14:12And you have to do basically everything that I say...
00:14:14Once I feel satisfied you can have your letter back...
00:14:18Fine...
00:14:19But I need it in writing...
00:14:22Signed...
00:14:23You know I had a feeling you were gonna say something like that...
00:14:25So I had something written up...
00:14:26But...
00:14:31Personal assistant agreement...
00:14:33Phoebe agrees to be Seth's personal assistant...
00:14:35In exchange...
00:14:36Seth agrees to return to Phoebe's personal letter...
00:14:38Once the arrangement is complete...
00:14:39Sign in here...
00:14:40You sign it first...
00:14:44Done...
00:14:44So you need a guess?
00:14:46Thank you...
00:14:46Wasn't complimenting you...
00:14:51Alright...
00:14:52It's official...
00:14:53Starting tomorrow...
00:14:54You are mine...
00:14:55You're my assistant...
00:14:57Congratulations...
00:14:58It's a pleasure doing business with you...
00:15:02See you for your first day tomorrow...
00:15:15Get out of the way...
00:15:16Devil!
00:15:17Where are you going?
00:15:19School?
00:15:20Where else would I be going?
00:15:21Aren't you forgetting that...
00:15:22Uh...
00:15:23You're supposed to be my assistant now?
00:15:24Look...
00:15:25I don't wanna go to school with you...
00:15:26Or let people know that we're step-siblings...
00:15:28You're trouble reincarnated...
00:15:30Everywhere you go...
00:15:31Eyes follow...
00:15:32And I just wanna be invisible...
00:15:33Okay?
00:15:34Okay...
00:15:36Hmm...
00:15:37Okay...
00:15:37No, wait, wait!
00:15:38Stop!
00:15:41You're gonna love this...
00:15:43I'm gonna love it...
00:15:43I'm gonna love it...
00:15:44You're gonna love it...
00:15:45As your step-brother...
00:15:46That's my job...
00:15:46To get you to school everyday...
00:15:48It's just us out here...
00:15:49Mm-hmm...
00:15:50You can drop the whole...
00:15:51Fake brother act!
00:15:52Why don't you keep your voice down?
00:15:53I don't think you want mommy and daddy coming out here...
00:15:56And seeing this yelling...
00:15:58See what I mean?
00:15:59Have fun kids!
00:16:01Be careful now!
00:16:06Alright...
00:16:08You ready?
00:16:09No...
00:16:11No...
00:16:13Death Aster, slow down!
00:16:20Relax, you're safe with me!
00:16:23I don't know...
00:16:24I don't know...
00:16:24I don't know...
00:16:25I really like that!
00:16:25It's hot!
00:16:28Stupid...
00:16:29Idiot!
00:16:30Is that dork...
00:16:31CB getting off of Seth's motorcycle?
00:16:33That dumb nerd dares to cling to Seth?
00:16:37She wants attention?
00:16:38Fine!
00:16:39I got it!
00:16:39Let's make sure she gets it!
00:16:41Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:16:50Come run!
00:16:51Hi!
00:17:06Take my shirt!
00:17:12well well brave little fifi professed her love huh
00:17:18no i can't let conrad think something is going on between me and zach i have to explain everything
00:17:23to him hey
00:17:30hey hold up assistant you know i'm kind of thirsty i have your letter don't forget
00:17:46open it
00:17:52my eyes are burned you got my eyes
00:18:03that's what wasn't phoebe like obsessed with you she used to bring you water and towels
00:18:09every day now she's all over set is the linebacker hotter than the quarterback now yeah she's
00:18:16just a fangirl be nice to her once she clings to you i guess so
00:18:23hey conrad uh you want a water thanks phoebe um conrad uh about last night i i i just
00:18:33wanted to do this uh you want to get that ball
00:18:44seth astor i agreed to be your personal assistant not your servant
00:18:50give the ball for me
00:18:54you know my assistant only has one job keeping her honest
00:18:57you are such a control freak i wish i could be as annoyingly cocky as you are for a day
00:19:06you know what why don't i take you home and tie you up and teach you some fucking manners
00:19:11anytime anywhere the dirty mouth like yours anyone who kisses you would probably puke
00:19:15yeah why don't you give me a try nope watch out
00:19:26oh my god that devil stole my first kiss
00:19:47sorry jerk you stole my first kiss
00:19:49lax wasn't a real kiss easy for you to say you thief
00:19:52hey you know i think i just raised your status you know if people see you with me they're going
00:19:56to
00:19:56think of you as something more than just a weird little virgin girl who knows maybe conrad will
00:20:00ask you out now
00:20:14asshole he stole my first kiss i was saving for conrad
00:20:22bitch this is what you get first
00:20:24oh my god where where did my clothes go get ready everyone we're about to see our nerdy virgin phoebe
00:20:41jean
00:20:41completely naked what do i do what do i do
00:20:52where the hell did she go
00:21:14huh that slut ran into the boys locker rooms let's move
00:21:25hey seth did i just hear a girl's voice what the hell conrad's next door
00:21:35hello seth are you seeing someone oh yeah why don't you mind your own business
00:21:40why don't i tell the truth yeah let's talk about the worst truth
00:21:43conrad can't find out i'm in here absolutely not
00:21:46phoebe jean our naked nerd come on out don't be shy
00:21:53phoebe jean
00:21:54help me
00:21:56just help me
00:21:59all right then you know what you owe me one favor and you have to do anything i say
00:22:02a big one all right seth don't tell me phoebe jean's actually in your stall
00:22:12come on out phoebe we heard you scream
00:22:22what
00:22:24you know that scream you guys heard was this
00:22:27just watch me a little uh game play
00:22:30you know that i didn't mean to interrupt you
00:22:51don't you ever let me catch you guys in the men's locker room filming again or else that's gonna be
00:22:55your fault when i break
00:22:56g'day i'm sorry i'm sorry it was a misunderstanding
00:22:59okay i'm leaving leaving
00:23:02leaving
00:23:06seth
00:23:07hope this little scandal of yours doesn't distract you from practice
00:23:20coach is clear
00:23:29thanks
00:23:31yeah no problem
00:23:33don't forget that you uh you owe me now
00:23:36why don't you put your clothes on
00:23:37just because you saved me once doesn't make you my boss
00:23:40devil
00:23:55i feel a little thirsty
00:23:57i should go give me some more strength
00:24:01right mr aster
00:24:08who the hell did that kitty cat run off to
00:24:11phoebe
00:24:12hey phoebe
00:24:16he saved me so fine
00:24:17i got him a key to drink some snacks and now we're eating
00:24:20hey
00:24:32what the hell is wrong with you
00:24:35you threw yourself at seth kissing him with that dirty mouth just to get noticed
00:24:41pathetic
00:24:42trash like you belongs back dumpster
00:24:45troll with flies and bugs
00:24:54you insane
00:24:56you have no idea what actually happened between seth and i
00:24:59i don't need to
00:25:01apologize for insulting seth
00:25:04kneel
00:25:04stop
00:25:09stop
00:25:10please somebody help me
00:25:13no one's coming to save you
00:25:15this place is locked down
00:25:22oh mj
00:25:25what are you free
00:25:27even i feel bad for you childish virgin loser
00:25:32i bet you secretly dream about being fucked by sept
00:25:36stop
00:25:37please i don't want anything i'm not trying to mess with you guys
00:25:40hey phoebe
00:25:41hey phoebe
00:25:43hey phoebe
00:25:43open up
00:25:53get the fuck away
00:25:55huh
00:26:01Seth
00:26:03what are you doing
00:26:09you disgust me
00:26:12i think you dropped me
00:26:15get the fuck off
00:26:20fuck
00:26:23give me your phone
00:26:31Are you okay?
00:26:32They wouldn't believe they weren't real.
00:26:34No, they're not.
00:26:35Yes, they aren't.
00:26:36This is your fault.
00:26:37Leave me alone.
00:26:40No, Phoebe.
00:26:42Phoebe!
00:26:48Phoebe.
00:26:49You mess with Phoebe, you mess with me.
00:26:51Do not fuck with me, okay?
00:26:57Get the fuck out of my sight.
00:27:00Now, get out!
00:27:02Before I post your naked butts all over the internet.
00:27:13Hey, Phoebe.
00:27:18Phoebe?
00:27:20Hey.
00:27:24Uh, Phoebe.
00:27:27Hey, what the?
00:27:28Whoa!
00:27:33Oh, my God.
00:27:34Phoebe!
00:27:36Oh, you're burning up.
00:28:01I don't need you, baby.
00:28:03You're rich and popular.
00:28:05You'll never actually care about me.
00:28:08All I wanted was to be noticed.
00:28:11To shine like Conrad.
00:28:13But all I got was your humiliation.
00:28:17Take these.
00:28:21Like this.
00:28:32I promise you, I won't ever let anybody bully you ever again.
00:28:36And I'm sorry that I showed up late.
00:28:39How the devil himself is actually apologizing.
00:28:43The devil doesn't apologize.
00:28:45Guys, I do.
00:29:04I dream that one day I can shine.
00:29:06I dream one day I can shine on the homecoming stage.
00:29:12Ow.
00:29:18Then I can be confident and happy.
00:29:21Like other girls.
00:29:31You've been working so hard.
00:29:34Get better, Phoebe.
00:29:35And I'll help make your dreams come true.
00:29:42Shut up.
00:29:45Wait.
00:29:46How's he in my bed?
00:29:47Phoebe!
00:29:48I have to get up.
00:29:49We're going to be late.
00:29:51Shh.
00:29:52Shh.
00:29:52Shh.
00:29:57Shh.
00:29:58Shh.
00:30:01Fifi?
00:30:01I can't wait until you're going, huh?
00:30:03Shut up.
00:30:03My mom can't drink.
00:30:05Fifi?
00:30:09Fifi, you hear me?
00:30:21Uh.
00:30:22I can't wait until you're going, huh?
00:30:22Fifi, you hear me?
00:30:22Um, I had a fever last night and my head hurts.
00:30:28Oh, poor thing.
00:30:30Get some rest, okay?
00:30:31I'm heading to school now.
00:30:33Bye.
00:30:34Bye.
00:30:37Okay, you can let me go.
00:30:38Let me go.
00:30:40Are you tickling?
00:30:41What?
00:30:42Stop it.
00:30:43Stop it!
00:30:46Thanks for taking care of me last night.
00:30:49What?
00:30:50Sleeping in the same bed.
00:30:51We're not that close.
00:30:53All right, then get out.
00:30:54This is my room.
00:30:56Whatever.
00:30:57I'll go to school first.
00:30:59I'll go to school first.
00:31:09Look at him.
00:31:10He's crazy.
00:31:10Bro, he's totally into that DC girl.
00:31:16Get out of my sight.
00:31:17Or else it's going to be your bare asses posted all over the internet.
00:31:23Okay.
00:31:24Maybe he's not that bad.
00:31:29Hey, Phoebe!
00:31:31Hey, Phoebe!
00:31:32Open up!
00:31:46Let me help you.
00:31:49Want it all of a sudden you care about your double step, remember?
00:31:53Oh, yeah.
00:31:53Let us go.
00:31:54Let me close.
00:32:12Let's go.
00:32:13No one sweet, oh.
00:32:19I'll soon drown.
00:32:22Oh, oh, oh.
00:32:28Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:32:35Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:32:42Oh, my God.
00:32:57Hello.
00:32:59What?
00:32:59What's up?
00:33:00You sit down.
00:33:06Look.
00:33:08You don't always have to be the hero.
00:33:11You're a linebacker. Your team needs you.
00:33:14You know, there are things I care about more than football.
00:33:18I find that hard to believe.
00:33:30Hey.
00:33:32Stop.
00:33:33What?
00:33:34I'm going out.
00:33:37Just take me to school.
00:33:38I want to get you to drive me to school again?
00:33:43Yeah.
00:33:44I guess so.
00:33:51Hey, take a seat.
00:33:53Right here.
00:33:55I want you to take it easy today.
00:33:57No assistant work for you.
00:33:59Oh.
00:34:00How generous of you.
00:34:07You hurt?
00:34:09Seth lost the issue today.
00:34:12For her.
00:34:14No way.
00:34:15Something's going on between them?
00:34:17Wasn't Phoebe all over Conrad before?
00:34:21All right.
00:34:21Tell me a little kick some of this.
00:34:26What's up?
00:34:27What are you doing?
00:34:28Come on.
00:34:28Come on.
00:34:29Come on.
00:34:29Come on.
00:34:30Come on.
00:34:30Come on.
00:34:33Come on.
00:34:35Come on.
00:34:36Come on.
00:34:36Come on.
00:34:36Come on.
00:34:36Come on.
00:34:37Come on.
00:34:39Hey.
00:34:48Hey, Phoebe.
00:34:50Don't drink that.
00:34:51Drink this.
00:34:52It's much better.
00:34:55Don't take that.
00:34:56That's for Phoebe.
00:34:58Not you.
00:35:00That's for Phoebe.
00:35:01Don't drink that.
00:35:02Don't drink that.
00:35:02Don't drink that.
00:35:03Don't drink that.
00:35:03Don't drink that.
00:35:03Don't drink that.
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