00:17I say farmer, farmer.
00:28I say farmer, can you tell me where this road goes to?
00:32Well, it ain't moved since I've been here.
00:42Well, what I mean farmer is how do I get to Little Rock?
00:46Little Rock? I don't know about no Little Rock, but there's a whopper down in my spring branch.
01:00Farmer, I say your corn looks mighty yellow and bad.
01:05Yep, we planted the yellow kind.
01:15Oh, farmer, how'd your taters turn out this year?
01:19Why, they didn't turn out at all. Me and Sal had to dig them out.
01:30Uh, farmer, you know there's not much difference between you and a fool.
01:36Nope, just the difference between my yard and a fence.
01:49Uh, farmer, you just started to play the second part of that tune, then. Why didn't you go on with
01:54it?
01:55Well, tell the truth, stranger. I don't know the rest of that tune.
01:57I heard it played down in town a little while back when the show passed through, but all I could
02:01remember is the first part.
02:04Well, farmer, you know I know the rest of that tune. Let me play that banjo a while.
02:08What? You play the banjo? Well, step right up here, sit down, stay all night.
02:12Sal, set the table. We got a gent here who can play the banjo. Let's hear it now.
