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00:01Last week, season 14 kicked off in a major way.
00:05We left you on the verge of finding out
00:08the true identities of the croissants,
00:10and now the wait is over.
00:13Masked Singer starts in 3, 2, 1.
00:23And now you have it, reality TV power couple
00:28from Don and Julie Chrisley!
00:33No way!
00:35You were right.
00:37Welcome to the Masked Singer.
00:40Uh, I'm wondering, I mean, you've done quite a few things,
00:44but is this the most difficult thing that you've ever done?
00:47Heck no. No.
00:50We've done far worse.
00:53I love you guys so much.
00:55We love you, bye!
00:56And I love how you guys are always able to, like,
00:58make fun of yourself, have fun with it.
01:00But in all seriousness, it's just amazing to see you guys
01:04home and back with your family where you belong.
01:06Thank you so much.
01:07We're so grateful.
01:09All right, guys.
01:10The night is just getting started.
01:13Fear Night starts right now.
01:17Warning.
01:18Intruder alert.
01:19Intruder alert.
01:35Intruder alert.
01:37Who is that?
01:38Sounds like Nick.
01:46What is going on?
01:55Whoa, whoa.
01:57What's going on here?
01:59We've lost total control.
02:02Who is that?
02:03Audience, say it with me.
02:05Take it up!
02:07Take it up!
02:09Take it up!
02:11Take it up!
02:12Take it up!
02:14Take it up!
02:14Oh, my God!
02:15Oh, my God!
02:15The amazing Johnny Knoxville!
02:19Yeah!
02:20I love Johnny Knoxville!
02:22That explains that completely irresponsible entrance.
02:27But I would expect nothing less from the all-new host of Fear Factor,
02:33House of Fear, coming up after tonight's Unmasking.
02:37Yeah!
02:39I come merely bearing gifts.
02:42That sounds a little sketchy to me, coming from this guy.
02:46From the bottom of my heart.
02:49See you soon.
02:52Johnny Knoxville, ladies and gentlemen.
02:54Yay, Johnny Knoxville!
02:57Whoa!
03:02It's Fear Night!
03:04But we're not afraid to bring out five new mystery celebrities.
03:09I love being scared.
03:12Ah!
03:13Okay.
03:15Let's get this thing started.
03:17Our first celebrity may look like a doll,
03:20but she is not to be toyed with.
03:24Bring out Le-Hoo-Hoo.
03:26Le-Hoo-Hoo.
03:27L-Hoo-Hoo.
03:33Switching to once tonight you go crazy,
03:36all you gotta do is let's get mujah!
03:40LMan andirement.
03:42She seems young and bubbly.
03:44Comedic, actress, I'm going for it now.
03:56I think she just showed her la-hoo-hoo.
04:12Rawr!
04:13Did I scare you?
04:15Whoa!
04:16You've been guessing me for long enough.
04:18So here I am.
04:20I'm a monster talent.
04:21Too big to fit in any little package.
04:23Two cans of laughter.
04:25Comedian.
04:27Amy, over a billion at the box office.
04:31A billion?
04:32What?
04:33Late night legend.
04:35One of the most influential people on the planet.
04:39Still think I'm cute?
04:41More like raw, bold, and sometimes a little naughty.
04:47So congrats on your rare find.
04:50Cause I'm collectible, baby.
05:01One way or another, I'm gonna find ya.
05:05I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya.
05:07One way or another, I'm gonna win ya.
05:11I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya.
05:13One way or another, I'm gonna see ya.
05:17I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya.
05:20One day, maybe next week, I'm gonna meet ya.
05:23I'm gonna get ya, I'm gonna get ya.
05:26I'm gonna get ya, I'm gonna get ya.
05:28I will drive past your house.
05:31Woo!
05:31And if the lights are all down, I'll see who's around.
05:43One way or another, I'm gonna find ya.
05:49One way or another, I'm gonna win one.
05:53I'm gonna get ya, I'm gonna get ya, get ya.
06:01One day, maybe next week, gonna meet ya, gonna meet ya, I'll get ya
06:07And when the lights are all down, I'll follow your bus, I'll tell you, just hang it down
06:22Oh, it's a break there!
06:26Is that the beat?
06:35Oh, what?
06:36One way, or another
06:38One way, or another
06:42One way, or another
06:44One way, or another
06:46I'm gonna get ya, I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya
06:49One way or another, I'm gonna get you, I'll get you.
06:54Get you, get you, get you, get you, get you one way or another.
07:01Oh, she turned it all the way up.
07:06That was awesome.
07:08So good.
07:09That was amazing.
07:10That was crazy.
07:12Wow.
07:16OK.
07:17I'm dead.
07:19La, hoo, hoo.
07:21Wow.
07:21La, hoo, hoo.
07:23All right.
07:25Woo!
07:26Think I found a new friend.
07:28You sure did.
07:28I think you did.
07:29I think you did.
07:30Who is this?
07:31Because they're a little frisky.
07:34I'm about to say the scariest thing I've ever said.
07:39Bring out Johnny Knoxville.
07:42Oh.
07:46Oh, now he's coming this way.
07:49All right.
07:50I don't know.
07:52Not me.
07:53I'm in chief.
07:55All right.
07:58Let's find out which lucky detective gets to go first and retrieve the clue on the hoo-hoo.
08:07Who's going first?
08:09I don't know.
08:09I don't know.
08:11Rita.
08:12No.
08:13Looks like you're first.
08:15Oh, Rita, come on.
08:15Oh, Rita got the right.
08:16You're scaring me.
08:17Come on, Rita.
08:18Please reveal what's inside.
08:22Here we go.
08:23Oh, this won't be itchy.
08:24We don't do this in my country.
08:25Just FYI.
08:26Well, we're in my country.
08:27Here we go.
08:28Oh, man.
08:31What am I supposed to do with this?
08:32You have to reach in there and grab.
08:34There's no way.
08:34This is crazy.
08:36We're treating the clue.
08:38Keep holding my hand.
08:39It makes me feel safe.
08:40Oh!
08:42Oh!
08:44Oh!
08:45Oh!
08:46Oh!
08:47Okay.
08:48Rita's amazing.
08:49I did it.
08:50How are you?
08:51Oh!
08:53I'm good.
08:54Actually?
08:54Yeah, you can hold it.
08:55I trust you.
08:56I trust you.
08:57It's not going to bite me, right?
08:58I don't know.
08:59I'm scared.
09:00Be careful with it.
09:01Oh!
09:03It's kind of cute.
09:05Yeah, yeah.
09:06Rita's fearless, y'all.
09:08Now you've got the armband.
09:09Now you're good.
09:10Okay, great.
09:11Hi, buddy.
09:12Oh!
09:13EGOT loading 50%.
09:15Oh!
09:17All right.
09:18Thanks, Johnny.
09:19I'll give you up for Johnny Knoxville.
09:21Beer boxes.
09:23Thank you for that lovely gift.
09:27EGOT, that's just a fancy word for doing it all.
09:30And I'm halfway there.
09:33Wow!
09:34What?
09:36Yeah, but are you the egg or the OT part of EGOT?
09:40Mm-hmm.
09:41I know I got some eggs that Nick can use.
09:45I'll be your second richest baby mama.
09:48Oh, my God!
09:53All right, all right, all right.
09:54Are you guys picking up on any clues?
09:57All right, all right, all right.
09:59I mean, definitely you are a legend.
10:01We are getting that.
10:03And then the tone of your voice reminded me of a very funny and talented Leslie Jones.
10:09Oh!
10:11Yeah, see, I like that because of the ghost.
10:14Yes.
10:14And remember, I was thinking Ghostbusters.
10:16Ghostbusters.
10:17Yeah.
10:17Ghostbusters.
10:18And also the suitcase with the crown.
10:19She's going on tour.
10:21The good, yeah.
10:22I am picking up what you're putting down.
10:24Yeah.
10:24But, like, because Leslie's a dear friend of mine, I don't believe she is 50% loaded on the EGOT.
10:33Wanda Sykes is...
10:36Oh, that's a good shout.
10:38She has won an Emmy and nominated for a Grammy.
10:43I love Wanda.
10:45Love.
10:45Another good guest.
10:47Rita.
10:49Oh, gosh, this is feeling good in my bones because I think I know who this is.
10:55Hey, yeah.
10:59I actually feel like I can really distinctively notice this grit in her tone, in her voice,
11:06her laugh, her jokes.
11:08This woman is one in a million.
11:09She even came to my wedding, right?
11:13Yes, like, I just really hope and I really, really hope I'm right on this one or she will
11:18call me and be like, hey, you thought that was me?
11:20I think this is Tiffany Haddish.
11:22Yes.
11:22Whoa!
11:23Yes.
11:26Wow.
11:27Really?
11:28Well, one thing we know that was a highly energetic and amazing fun performance.
11:35Amazing.
11:36Tiffany!
11:38The hoo-hoo!
11:39Men in black!
11:44She is killing me!
11:47Who is that?
11:50Who is that?
11:56Hi, hi!
11:56Welcome back to Fear Night on The Masked Singer.
12:00Yeah!
12:01Oh!
12:01Yeah!
12:02It's time for some good energy.
12:05Bring out High Voltage.
12:16Oh, my god, look at that.
12:19That is so strong.
12:20That's a big move.
12:21That's got to be like a football player in Ashley.
12:23There's got to be an athlete.
12:24Look at him.
12:25Oh!
12:27I love the hands.
12:29Look at that.
12:33Shocking.
12:38When I first began my career, the idea of blending in
12:42was my biggest fear.
12:44I was always more interested in being a leader in my field.
12:49Sometimes you got to get a little crazy
12:51to draw a lot of attention.
12:54So I listened to my gun, and billions took notice.
12:59Suddenly, people were plugged in.
13:03I've been called a patriot, a revolutionary,
13:05changing the fabric of American culture.
13:08Is the mug like a talk show host?
13:11Welcome back to the Masked Singer.
13:14And my Masked Singer mission, taking home that trophy.
13:28Welcome to your life.
13:36There's no turning back, even while we sleep.
13:49Geez, Louise.
13:51We will find you acting on your best behavior.
13:58Turn your back on Mother Nature.
14:02Everybody wants to rule the world.
14:09Help me to decide.
14:13Help me make the most of freedom.
14:20And of pleasure.
14:24Nothing ever lasts forever.
14:31Everybody wants to rule the world.
14:38There's a room where the light won't find you.
14:42Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down.
14:47When they do, I'll be right behind you.
14:50So glad we almost made it.
14:55So sad they had to fade it.
14:59Everybody wants to rule the world.
15:15I'm so confused as a woman to me.
15:18I'm never just more confused.
15:20High voltage indeed.
15:23Well, that was an electric performance.
15:26But it's time for another skin-crawling clue.
15:33Release Johnny Knoxville.
15:38Oh, no.
15:41I'm back.
15:42I'm back.
15:44I'm back.
15:44All right, all right.
15:45Hey.
15:46Let's find out which lucky detective gets
15:50to retrieve the clue on high voltage.
15:53How's the boys to go?
15:55Who's it going to land on?
15:56Not that bad, guys.
15:57Trust me.
15:57Oh, is that me?
15:58Oh, my god.
15:59Robin!
16:00Oh, my god.
16:01Looks like you're up.
16:01Come on over, Robin.
16:04Oh, no.
16:05All right.
16:05I don't even like touching Ken.
16:09Johnny, reveal what's inside.
16:15There you go.
16:16Oh, my gosh.
16:17Oh, I'm so glad he got a tarantula.
16:19Oh, my gosh.
16:19It's a little tarantula.
16:22Wait, wait.
16:23Is this thing going to jump?
16:24Yeah.
16:27OK.
16:27You guys ready?
16:28Yeah.
16:29Ah.
16:31Can you close that real quick?
16:34It's a spitting tarantula?
16:36Oh, good.
16:37Thank you, though.
16:38I'm not a fan of the tarantula.
16:39He's pretty cute.
16:40No, he's not.
16:41Rose Bowl.
16:42Whoa.
16:43Whoa.
16:44We could be talking athlete here.
16:46All right.
16:47Well, thank you, Johnny, once again.
16:49Thank you, Johnny.
16:49Thank you, Johnny.
16:50Still in his fear boxes.
16:55OK.
16:56Robin, you picking up on anybody?
16:58You know, when I saw the clues and I saw the mug,
17:01I was thinking more of talk show hosts.
17:04What if it was somebody like Conan O'Brien?
17:06He's obviously very tall.
17:07That's a good guess.
17:09This is so confusing because you sound like a singer,
17:11but I have to go with the clues.
17:14He said, Patriot.
17:16And I think this could be Julian Edelman.
17:21Wow.
17:22Wow.
17:23I mean, there's a football reference with Rose Bowl.
17:26Is he that big?
17:27Yes.
17:28That's a big dude.
17:29Whoever you are, we love you.
17:31Keep it going for high voltage.
17:34Oh my god, this is so hard right now.
17:36It's so good.
17:37This is not an athlete.
17:38He's definitely a musician.
17:43Who is that?
17:46Boo.
17:47Did I scare you?
17:48My biggest fear?
17:49Being identified.
17:51Duh.
17:51That's why I'm doing everything I can to get into character
17:54and throw off the panel.
17:55I'm working on my cat moves and even watching some cat videos
17:59on my socials for inspo.
18:00Meow.
18:00Uh-huh.
18:01Meow.
18:07Welcome back to The Mad Singer.
18:11You know what Fear Night could use?
18:13A nice soft touch.
18:16Bring out Calla Lily.
18:26Oh, look.
18:28Oh.
18:29Oh, look.
18:30She's so cute.
18:30I love Lily.
18:31Oh my gosh, she's so beautiful.
18:34She glides.
18:34Very graceful.
18:36Maybe a broad red performer.
18:37She knows how to walk on stage.
18:39Yeah.
18:40Y'all, keep it going for Calla Lily.
18:48Lily's represent life's beauty, the happy and the sad.
18:53And I was recently reminded how precious it all is.
18:57The doctors didn't catch it at first,
19:00but I knew something was wrong.
19:02I pushed back and needed answers.
19:05When they told me the diagnosis, my world stopped.
19:09Calla.
19:12But then I thought about my children.
19:15I chose to face my fears and fight.
19:18And it seems to be working.
19:20I still have good days and bad ones, but when this opportunity popped up, I jumped at it.
19:28I'm nervous, but I'm present.
19:33Tonight, I'm ready to show my kids it's what we do, keep loving without any fear.
19:51Like a small boat on the ocean, sending big waves into motion, like how a single word can make a
20:06heart open.
20:08I might only have one match, but I can make an explosion.
20:14I might only have one match, but I can make an explosion.
20:27Take back my fight song, take back my life song, prove I'm all right, so my power's turned on.
20:39Starting right now, I'll be strong.
20:41I'll play my fight song, I'll play my fight song.
20:45And I don't really care if nobody else believes.
20:50Cause I've still got a lot of fight left in me.
20:55And all those things I didn't say, wrecking balls inside my brain, I will scream them loud tonight.
21:03Can you hear my voice this time, this is my fight song, take back my life song, prove I'm all
21:13right, so my power's turned on.
21:19Starting right now, I'll be strong, I'll play my fight song, and I don't really care if nobody else believes.
21:31Cause I've still got a lot of fight left in me.
21:38Wow.
21:40Oh my God.
21:42Wow.
21:44Wow.
21:45Woo.
21:49Woo.
21:50Ken, she's shaking.
21:52Wow.
21:56You did so good.
21:58You did so good.
21:59You did so good.
22:01Hello, Lily.
22:03Oh.
22:04Great job.
22:05I think we can all say that that was one of the most moving performances we've ever seen on this
22:10show.
22:11Full, stop, point, blank.
22:14You know, my mother was also diagnosed with breast cancer, and I think when something like that happens,
22:20you put things into perspective and you fight for your family and yourself.
22:24Yes.
22:25And you fought for yourself on that stage tonight, and it was so inspiring.
22:29And thank you so much for being here tonight.
22:32Thank you for having me.
22:34You know, I feel really blessed to be here.
22:38If this was a year ago, I had a 1% chance.
22:44Wow.
22:44So, I am just so happy.
22:48And, you know, this is my kids' favorite show.
22:52Oh, yes.
22:54Wow.
22:55So awesome.
22:55So inspiring.
22:58That was an incredible fight song.
23:01But now, it's time for a fright song.
23:05Johnny Knoxville.
23:07Bring it out.
23:08Oh, my God.
23:10Let's do it again.
23:11Here we go.
23:12Let's go.
23:13Let's go.
23:13Let's go.
23:14I'm back.
23:14I'm back.
23:15Come on.
23:16Let's find out which lucky detective gets to retrieve the clue on Calla Lily.
23:23Me, Ken, or Nick?
23:24What is it?
23:25Oh, is it me?
23:26Oh, Jenny.
23:26Jenny.
23:27Oh, Jenny.
23:28Where's that girl?
23:29Oh, boy.
23:30You've been chosen, Jenny.
23:31Are we ready?
23:32All right, Johnny, please reveal what's inside.
23:38Ta-da.
23:39Oh, my God.
23:41Go.
23:43Oh, my God.
23:44Oh, my God.
23:45Oh, my God.
23:46Why did he do that to me?
23:47Look how cute.
23:48They're eating that clue.
23:49Oh, my God.
23:50And they move a lot.
23:51Oh, they're very feisty.
23:53They look hungry.
23:54They're so...
23:54Oh, my God.
23:55They look hungry, Jenny.
23:56Retreat the clue, Jenny.
23:58I'm trying.
23:58Oh, my God.
23:59They're pretty cute.
24:00Yeah, they're pretty cute.
24:01Oh, God.
24:03They bite, though.
24:04Oh, Jenny.
24:05Oh, jeez.
24:07Yes.
24:08Oh, my God.
24:10All right.
24:11Jenny, what does it say?
24:12Okay.
24:14It is...
24:15Hi, buddy.
24:16Oh, she was a director.
24:18A film slate.
24:19Okay.
24:21I can tell you this is the most important role of my life.
24:26Wow.
24:28Slate.
24:29I mean, I mean, you know, actress, of course, director, taking charge of her own destiny, obviously.
24:33Right.
24:34I definitely feel like this is obviously a mother.
24:38The first person that comes to mind that I think is such an inspiring actress for me and an advocate
24:43for so many reasons is Selma Blair.
24:46Oh, good guess.
24:49Ken, what are you thinking?
24:52You remind me of my dear friend who was very open about her MS.
24:57And the anchor in the clue, I think, could be for Anchorman.
25:01Yeah.
25:02Yeah.
25:03And the wedding ring could be she's a star of married with children.
25:07So this might be my dear friend, Christine Applegate.
25:09Oh, that's a good connection.
25:10I like that, Ken.
25:11I think that's a great guess.
25:12All right.
25:13Some thoughtful guesses and a truly inspiring performance.
25:19Keep it going for Calla Lily.
25:22Yeah.
25:26What a fighter.
25:27Who is that?
25:28I love her.
25:30Who is that?
25:36Welcome back to Fear Night on The Masked Singer.
25:40This next performer is a perfect fit for this show because his favorite word is who?
25:48Bring out the owl.
25:52Oh, my gosh.
25:54Look at how cute he is.
25:55Oh, wow.
26:00Wow.
26:01Look at those eyes.
26:02Yeah, baby.
26:03Yeah.
26:05Look at him go.
26:10He's got your moves.
26:14Give it up for the owl.
26:21Gather round.
26:22Let me tell you my spooky tale.
26:25When I took flight, you couldn't go anywhere without hearing my name.
26:30Folks even started following my look.
26:32Imagine that.
26:34But then there were also the comments.
26:37Movie star, movie popcorn.
26:38I've been there, movie popcorn.
26:40My biggest fear became people laughing at me and not with me.
26:44Terrifying, right?
26:45But I didn't listen.
26:47Instead, I focused on me.
26:50On family.
26:51Eventually, life gave me the chance to do something so big, those haters were all eating their words.
26:57Reindeer.
26:58Favorite Christmas movie.
26:59So if folks are poking fun behind your back, just give them the bird and do your thing.
27:15Wild thing.
27:18You make my heart sing.
27:23You make everything groovy.
27:29Wild thing.
27:31Yeah.
27:33Wild thing.
27:34Wild thing.
27:34Wild thing.
27:37Wild thing.
27:43Wild thing.
27:44Wild thing.
27:45Wild thing.
27:46Wild thing.
27:46Wild thing.
27:46Wild thing.
27:46Wild thing.
27:46Wild thing.
27:46Wild thing.
27:47Wild thing.
27:47Wild thing.
28:00You move me, Wild Thing, yeah, you make my heart sing, you make everything groovy, Wild Thing.
28:29Wild Thing, I think I love you.
28:38Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
28:46Wow, that was awesome.
28:51All right, it's time for another What's in the Box moment.
28:56Johnny Knoxville.
28:57All right.
28:59Come on now.
29:01Let's find out which lucky detective gets to retrieve the creepypawly.
29:07I thought you left, bro.
29:08Ken!
29:09I thought you left.
29:13No.
29:13So good to see you.
29:14Ken.
29:15Oh.
29:16Looks like it's you, man.
29:17Yeah, I really agree to disagree.
29:18I don't think it's my turn.
29:19Yeah, I think it's my turn.
29:20I feel like it's Ken's turn.
29:22I thought.
29:22Johnny.
29:23We ran out of time.
29:24Please reveal what's inside.
29:27I just want to say you're the greatest living actor I have ever met in my life.
29:32Now you're really getting this.
29:34No, I just, for me, crippling anxiety is a factor.
29:38Oh.
29:38Oh.
29:40Come on, that's a lot easier with all those rats.
29:42What is this?
29:43Yes.
29:43Those are poisonous millipedes.
29:45You got this, Ken.
29:47You can do this, Ken.
29:48You got it.
29:49Do it for Johnny.
29:50Okay, Ken.
29:51Ken, Ken, Ken, Ken.
29:53Retrieve the clue.
29:54You got this, Ken.
29:56Come on.
29:57Yes.
29:58Oh, my God.
30:06What's it say?
30:08More like tear factor with Ken.
30:13Goat.
30:15Oh.
30:17Goat.
30:18That's a good clue.
30:19He's an actual goat.
30:20Goat.
30:20All right.
30:22The goat clue.
30:23Is that helping out our detectives at all?
30:26Okay.
30:27What are you getting?
30:27What are you getting?
30:28He was known for the rom-coms.
30:30The good-looking guy.
30:31Just like me, like, earlier in my career.
30:33Oh.
30:34But then the spyglass could mean one of my favorite shows, true detective.
30:41I love that show.
30:41This is the goat, Matthew McConaughey.
30:45That would be cool.
30:46Oh, my God.
30:47All right.
30:47All right.
30:48All right.
30:49I like it.
30:51He's got a southern twang to him, for sure.
30:53Well, that's where I kind of was leading into mine.
30:56I saw the big bowl of popcorn.
30:57I go, okay, this is a mega-movie star.
30:59Yeah.
31:00And then I saw the reindeer, and I went, huh.
31:02Could it be, maybe, like, Bad Santa as the reindeer?
31:06And then I saw the clue, and it said goat.
31:08Could it be Billy Goat, as in Billy Bob Thornton?
31:12Oh, great guess.
31:13That's a great guess.
31:15That's a great guess.
31:16Well, Owl, whoever you are, we love.
31:19Y'all keep it going, brother.
31:20Owl.
31:21All right, all right, all right.
31:26Owl.
31:27That is not.
31:28That's not your owl.
31:29What an owl.
31:30That's the best.
31:30I'm ending it with an L.
31:32Owl.
31:33That's like a word saying, the word owl.
31:36Owl.
31:39Who is that?
31:43Welcome back to Fear Night on the Masked Singer.
31:46We're on to our last performer of the night.
31:50Bring out Eggplant.
31:53What?
31:58Oh, my gosh.
31:59Look at him.
32:00Oh, yes.
32:01Oh, he's a funky fellow.
32:03Look at him.
32:04He's got young bees.
32:11He moves like Martin Short, to be honest.
32:13Oh, yeah.
32:19Fellow Americans, don't fear.
32:21Eggplant is here.
32:23And I'm running for winner of the Masked Singer.
32:25Here's why I'm the perfect candidate.
32:28I have five decades worth of experience playing in many fields.
32:33I stand up for the people.
32:34I represent the rock stars, ship captains, and a whole lot of lovers.
32:40Red swimsuit.
32:41Baywatch, maybe?
32:43When it comes to connections, I've schmoozed with everybody.
32:46Jason Bateman, Jack Nicholson, and Clint Eastwood.
32:50They'd all endorse me.
32:52So cast your ballot and join me.
32:54Together, we'll shoot for the stars.
32:56This message was sponsored by your local chapter of Ambitious Vegetables.
33:07She packed my bag last night, pre-flight.
33:15Zero hour, 9 a.m.
33:21And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then.
33:35I miss the earth so much.
33:38I miss my wife.
33:43It's lonely out in space.
33:49On such a timeless flight.
34:00And I think it's gonna be a long, long time.
34:04Till touchdown brings me round again to find.
34:07I'm not the man they think I am at all.
34:11Oh, no, no, no.
34:13I'm a rugged man.
34:17A rugged man.
34:19Burned out his fears of hair alone.
34:28And I think it's gonna be a long, long time.
34:32Till touchdown brings me round again to find.
34:35I'm not the man they think I am at all.
34:39Oh, no, no, no.
34:41I'm a rugged man.
34:45I'm a rugged man.
34:47I'm a rugged man.
34:53And I think it's gonna be a long, long time.
35:00And I think it's gonna be a long, long time.
35:29That looks like a legend of me.
35:30Wow.
35:30Let's find out who's next to retrieve the crew on Eggplant.
35:34Who could it be?
35:35I have a feeling I know who it might be.
35:38Oh, Nick.
35:40Nick.
35:41Nick.
35:41Nick.
35:42Nick.
35:43Nick.
35:43Nick.
35:45Nick.
35:49Show us how it's done.
35:51All right, show me what's inside.
35:52Good luck, Nick.
35:54Here we go.
35:55Ta-da.
35:56Oh, my god.
35:58Oh, we had these in my projects growing up.
36:01No.
36:02Oh, my god.
36:03I'm not scared of these.
36:04Just don't knock the box over.
36:07Come on, man.
36:10Oh, my god.
36:13Dude.
36:15Broadway.
36:17Broadway.
36:17Whoa.
36:20Broadway.
36:21Yeah, my wife usually handles these, so.
36:23Well, Mr. Johnny Knoxville, it's been a lot of fun.
36:27Thank you, guys.
36:28We love you, Johnny.
36:29Thanks for all the gifts.
36:31You guys picking up on any clues with that?
36:33Well, you know, when I saw him do the little feet dance that he was doing on stage, you know,
36:39and we've been talking about this person for a long time.
36:41Yes.
36:42And maybe the red shorts are for his last name Short, and he's definitely done Broadway, and everything points to
36:50the legendary icon Martin Short.
36:53Oh, that would be epic.
36:55I actually really feel like this is one of my legends, also in one of my favorite films of all
37:00time, Birdcage.
37:01Is this Nathan Lane?
37:03I thought of that, too.
37:04Yes.
37:05Oh, good guess.
37:06Good guess.
37:06I'm sure he rubs shoulders with the Jack Nicholson's of the world.
37:09Oh, definitely.
37:10Regardless, you by far are my favorite emoji.
37:14Aw.
37:15Oh, oh.
37:16All right.
37:16Y'all keep it going for the eggplant.
37:19Great job.
37:20Eggplant.
37:21Eggplant.
37:22Eggplant.
37:23Eggplant.
37:23Eggplant.
37:25Eggplant.
37:26What's that say in the back?
37:27Wait, wait, what's that say on it?
37:28Oh, produce.
37:30BMB.
37:30Oh, and the producers.
37:32Yep.
37:33That's it.
37:34All right.
37:35All of our singers tonight have faced their fears, but now they have to face you.
37:44Audience, detectives, vote now.
37:46The celebrity with the least amount of votes will be eliminated.
37:52Oh.
37:56Who is that?
38:04Welcome back to The Masked Singer.
38:07The votes are in.
38:09And the singer unmasking tonight is...
38:18Who's it going to be, Robin?
38:20I know.
38:20It's a tough one tonight, because they were so different.
38:25I do not want anyone going home.
38:31Oh, my God.
38:38Oh, my God.
38:38The rest of you are safe.
38:42Oh, my God.
38:43That's hilarious.
38:44But y'all keep it going, brother.
38:45The war-la-huu!
38:50Oh.
38:51Ah!
38:53Come on, La-hoo-hoo!
38:55Don't worry about it.
38:57La-hoo-hoo.
38:58La-hoo-hoo!
39:00La-hoo-hoo!
39:00La-hoo-hoo!
39:00La-hoo-hoo!
39:00La-hoo-hoo don't want to go.
39:05Whoa!
39:09She's got a process.
39:10I get it.
39:11She's got a process.
39:12Yeah, I get it.
39:13Okay, investigators, do you want to change your guess or close your case?
39:18You know what?
39:18I want to change my guess because another name that came to mind is an incredible actress,
39:24multi-talented, she can sing, she can dance, and she is this funny, and she does know Nick.
39:27I think this is Kiki Palmer.
39:31Oh, yes.
39:33That's a great guess.
39:34You know, when I saw that ghost symbol, and you're so funny and talented, and you've
39:40got kind of that raspy voice, I can't get Leslie Jones out of my mind, so I'm going to close
39:44the case with Leslie Jones.
39:46Yes.
39:47That's a good guess.
39:48That's a good guess.
39:49Definitely the funniest women.
39:50You know, speaking of funny, laughter, stand-up comedian, Emmy winner, Monster Box Office numbers,
39:59case closed, Wanda Sykes.
40:03Yes.
40:03Good guess, too.
40:05Yes.
40:06I'm just, like, you know, convinced.
40:09I mean, the girls tripped the suitcase.
40:11This is Tiffany Haddish case closed.
40:18All right.
40:20Let's see if our team of detectives were close to solving the case.
40:26Yes.
40:26The who-who.
40:27Who are you?
40:29Audience, you know the drill.
40:30Say it with me.
40:32Take it up.
40:33Take it up.
40:35Take it up.
40:38Take it up.
40:40Take it up.
40:41Take it up.
40:43Take it up.
40:43Hold on, right.
40:44Go.
40:45Take it up.
40:46Take it up.
40:47Who is it?
40:49Take it up.
40:50Take it up.
40:53I'm going to do it!
40:57Emmy Award-winning actress!
41:01Oh, my God!
41:04Grammy Award-winning comedian!
41:07Oh, yeah!
41:08The legend, the icon in my family, Tiffany Haddon!
41:13I knew it! I knew it!
41:15You don't take nothing serious!
41:18Oh, my God!
41:21Tim is in the building!
41:23I do take stuff seriously!
41:25I wanted to win, man!
41:28This don't feel like I won!
41:31They just shot off the confetti for you!
41:34I know! They did shoot off the confetti,
41:36so thank you for that!
41:39Tim!
41:41Look at that!
41:42They standing on the desk!
41:45Every single one has been a part of my life.
41:47Now, I would like for you to be more a part of my life,
41:49a little more permanent.
41:52I hear you got good swimmers, man.
41:56Probably the silliest, but the most...
42:00Most successful?
42:01Most successful, and the most fun-loving character
42:04we've ever had on Masked Singer.
42:08I thought you was talking about your future baby mama, me, but...
42:12You're so silly.
42:13I'm not being silly! I'm dead serious!
42:15I'm ovulating right now!
42:16Why do you think I'm wearing this?
42:18Is that... is that why you came on the show?
42:20You changed your phone number!
42:21You don't answer the phone number
42:22until I came on the show.
42:25I knew it!
42:26Well, hey...
42:27By the way, I won!
42:28Yeah!
42:29Rita got it!
42:30Rita!
42:31My girl, not me, Rita!
42:33That's right!
42:34I'm really upset, because I wanted to see some more of this silliness.
42:38Yes!
42:39What are you talking about, silly?
42:41I was amazing!
42:42Yeah, yeah.
42:45Well, we love you!
42:47Next week, we go back to the scariest place on Earth,
42:51High School, for Clueless Night!
42:54But right now, put your hands together
42:57for the artist formerly known as the hoo-hoo,
43:01the amazing Tiffany Haddish!
43:09One way or another, I'm gonna find ya!
43:13I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya!
43:15One way, maybe next week, I'm gonna meet ya!
43:19I'm gonna meet ya, I'll meet ya!
43:21I will drive past your house,
43:27and if the lights are all out,
43:32I'll sing you, who's the name?
43:35I'm gonna leave you alone!
43:42Yes!
43:43The best!
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